Quack Fix: Cliff Harris apologizes, Radcliffe is an unsung hero
Another day, more quack. Here's what we could find:
- Cliff Harris posted an apology on his Facebook page yesterday to all Duck fans. It seems like a mature response, and we wish Cliff the best as he weighs his options.
- Andrew Greif from the Register Guard has an article today praising Jim Radcliffe, who has been instrumental in helping the Ducks reach the next level as a football team. Grief was a member of the Oregon track team before becoming a journalist, and this is a great article on his experience with Coach Rad.
- Huard goes back to diss the SEC! Brock Huard has an insider piece on why the Pac-12 is on the upswing, and is poised to overtake the SEC as the top football conference in America. While I think this is a bit far fetched (the Pac-12 simply doesn't have the fan support that SEC schools do), the Pac-12's influx of money will allow them to at least challenge the SEC. Now teams like WSU can go out and get the top coach on the market. The new influx of coaching talent will help the Pac-12 take a big step forward. For those without insider, Ted Miller has a condensed version.
- Ted Miller also has a recap of Oregon's season, and disagrees with most of us at ATQ, giving the defensive MVP to Dion Jordan.
- Bucky's 5th Quarter, SBNation's Wisconsin blog, has tons of great coverage of the Badgers. Today, they are disappointed that Oregon will be highly motivated for the Rose Bowl. Guess this one might not come down to who wants it more.
- One final note, LaMichael James and Jackson Rice will be at the ESPN College football awards show tonight. LaMichael James is a finalist for the Doak Walker Award for the nation's best running back. Rice is a finalist for the Ray Guy award for the nation's best punter. Show starts at 6pm PST.
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Who got the new XBox update?
I really like it and can’t wait till they add more video watching options.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Hehe me and my wife played with the voice control options for the kinect yesterday
It is very good compared to before but can still be a little frustrating :)
I haven’t had a chance to look at all the new features in there but it looks nice at least.
Only thing I am missing on the XBOX still is a web browser and option to download more apps such as youtube etc.
ssshhh....
Youtube is coming as is HBOgo
I tried Hulu Plus, but am less than impressed with their library. Wish they had Amazon Prime. I agree that a web browser would make sense, especially for Microsoft.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Hmm, I have both Amazon Prime and Netflix
and I never use the video feature of Prime bc they aren’t on my xbox. Is this in the works? Prime is a good supplement to Netflix, would be nice to have it more convenient to the plasma
Not that I've heard. Just on my wish list.
Would love to get rid of cable TV and would do so if they had Prime on XBox, plus I have to wait and see what the Pac 12 network looks like.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
All Cable is good for is sports, live news events/coverage (like election night), and other "special events"
Having been without Cable for the first time in my life the past 4 months, I really don’t miss it/notice its gone. Besides, soon we’ll have access to online DVRs through cable, the ability to watch our cable online, and cable itself will be internet based.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Than again
I guess if you had your Xbox connected to your computer you could just use their instant video service. Although that doesn’t help if you like to rent versus own.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
You are wise, I was unaware of this feature
will have to check it out. I do hate Media Player generally, but this might be some microsoft cross-product syncing that is actually a good thing
I have my XBox connected to my Windows Media Player
(it’s really easy to do). I love how quick and easy it is for my XBox to read what is on my computer and scroll through and watch my movies. Problem is I also like to watch a lot of stuff on demand online, like Amazon Prime’s free TV shows, etc.
I highly recommend linking your Xbox to your Windows Media, plus you can set up WMP to automatically sync whatever is in a certain folder on your computer. That way when you download them they automatically show up as available on your Xbox to watch.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I've been using my Xbox just for gaming for years
(I’m sure my postings have dropped over the last 28 days due to Skyrim release) and only recently tapped into the multimedia aspect of it. Actually a pretty well designed system for what it has, like others said I find it confusing that there is no browser or youtube etc.
I very rarely do any gaming
I’ve used my Xbox primarily for multimedia. It’s sync with WMP is really seamless and allows me to keep all my media on one system on my house and then play it in any room wirelessly through the XBox.
My kids love the Kinect for game so the voice controls and motion control upgrade is really cool too.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Yeah
WMC is the best media center I’ve seen. I think Xbox has taken a big step forward in being the future of how we watch tv.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I hooked up my computer Dell i7 with 12GB DDR & 1GB video card up to my 46" LED TV and it looked like crap in both 1920 x 1080 and HDMI
As I understand it, the TV is just making the pixels bigger. Do I really need a 3GB of RAM or super clocked card to make it look nice and sharp?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
DUD, there are a lot of issues that can arise when connecting your computer to an HDTV.
You might need to play around with the different available resolutions, or see if the TV supports 1-to-1 pixel mapping. I helped my brother hook his computer up to his TV (only 720p), and the actual resolution he needed his computer set to was actually slightly different than what the standard 720p resolution was.
I don't mean to impose...
Also, you mentioned HDMI and a resolution back to back. Are you using HDMI cables for the connection? And are you using any converters, because I know some of the older connection formats (DVI or VGA…not sure which off the top of my head) are not actually able to throughput the full 1080p HD signal.
I don't mean to impose...
Interesting.
Mine is Samsung 1080p with 240Hz refresh. I picked it up at Costco ($350 off the $1100 regular price) a few days before Thanksgiving. I don’t have any Blurays yet, but it looks amazing. The martial arts in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon are no longer blurry!
I will check the TV settings. I bought some 9ft HDMI cables and tried both the HDMI and VGA connectors. The HDMI was better, but not enough to ditch my old Viewsonic 21" tube monitor. I should look for a setting called, “pixel mapping?”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
If you have the resolutions set correct, you really shouldn’t have any problems, especially compared to your old Viewsonic (which I"m guessing isn’t even 1080p).
I have a 40" Samsung hooked up to my computer, and it looks just as good as a computer monitor when viewed from a normal distance.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I believe the “pixel mapping” thing is a feature of TVs that might be outdated at this point (ie. they all do it).
As I am not an expert with this stuff, my post was more of a “keep fiddling with it, I bet you can get it right” message. Because having your computer hooked up the TV can be so nice when it works correctly.
I don't mean to impose...
I’ve been using my Computer with an HDTV (720p max) for well over 5 years now.
A lot of it depends on both the TV manufacture, your choice of input and your video card’s drivers.
You do operate on a limited scale of resolutions, essentially a 1280×720, or 1380×720 resolution.
I had an refurbished LG for a while. With the XP drivers, it adjusted well to anything below 1380×720. As soon as I upgraded to Vista (I know….), I had problems with any resolution EXCEPT for 1280×720. Other resolutions, it would get very skewed or cropped.
My TV ended up dying later on (not related), so I replaced it with a Samsung earlier this year, and I haven’t had any problems.
My real problems that I have with the set up is more of a posture and ergonomic related things. Spending any real time gets very awkward and uncomfortable when trying to balance a keyboard and mouse while not at a proper desk.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I'll check out the drivers.
I was running it at 1920×1080. What resolution are you using now?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Hulu Plus
Is a good stopgap for me because I don’t have cable. So I get high quality HD streams (the quality is actually better than Netflix’s supposed HD stuff…although they may have fixed that, I don’t know because I dumped Netflix when they did their big switch) of Daily Show and Parks and Rec and Community…about all I watch anyway. True, the choices aren’t great, but they do have some decent movies on there whenever I’m bored. But yeah, without cable, I’m just streaming everything from my computer anyway, so Hulu works great for Network shows.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Voice control.
I don’t own an XBOX or know much about them, but your post got me thinking… wouldn’t it be cool if in NCAA football you could use your actual voice to audible and snap the ball? EA Sports, are you listening???
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I'm sure this is in the works
I got the kinect when it was first released as a way to get the wife involved in games. It was ok for a while, we don’t use it much anymore other than voice commands. Adding kinect features to regular controller based games is happening more, and I can totally see the value of adding that extra dimension. Something else they should add is optional spoken replies in games like Skyrim and Mass Effect, voice command to NPCs in Battlefield or Tom Clancy style games etc
I love it
It’s so much easier to sort through videos in Hulu and other apps similar. I don’t have cable, so I won’’t be able to enjoy any of the On Demand options that are coming available in a coupe of week. Also, I have Centurylink (booooo), so I don’t get ESPN 360, either…but I do like the new interface for ESPN 360 and Netflix.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Yes.
I can’t wait until youtube is up and running.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Some on needs to email Larry Scott and tell him to get the Pac-12 network on there.
In fact I’m going to do this. i don’t have cable and i get all my TV viewing pleasure from Hulu Netflix and ESPN on my XBOX. A
pac-12 network APP on the XBOX would be sublime.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Does anyone know how I should go about doing this?
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Go to the Pac-12 website and look for contact information?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
I did. Thanks.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Scott talked about doing something like this
with being able to watch the P12 Network on mobile devices. I’m sure it is going to be connected to your cable carrier considering they are the ones footing the bill up front for the network. But much like ESPN on XBox is available if you have Comcast, I could easily see the same thing happening with the P12 Network.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I would literally get on my knees and kiss his giant white
shoes.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Same here.
The ESPN app on my XBOX is phenomenal. I get HD quality live games and their replays, anytime I want. Granted the content isn’t always up to par. Now that I think about it, I could see ESPN putting up red tape to keep the Pac-12 from taking some of their viewers on the XBOX.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
If I understand it correctly, ESPN and Fox can do whatever they want with their first tier games, although the Pac-12 purposefully kept all rights (broadcast, digital, etc.) to the remaining games, so ESPN won’t have a say in them.
That was the major “Holy Sh*t” part of the deal, that Scott somehow secured the contract size, while not giving away a lot of valuable rights.
I don't mean to impose...
I'm pissed that there isn't a similar app for the PS3.
MLB.TV on the PS3 is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Yes, I clearly have low standards of cool, but wouldn’t it be nice to be able to pull up every game, listen to the TV or radio announcers or just the stadium sounds, etc.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I have found between xBox and AppleTV i can get most of my content
AppleTV works pretty well and has the plugins to Hulu, MLB.TV and NBA and a few others.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
AppleTv is $99 and supports HDMI. The Apple (iTunes) content i have found to becheaper than my cable service. For example through U-Verse, on demand movies are 5.99 standard def and 6.99 for HD whereas almost all the pay movies through AppleTV all the movies are 4.99 or below including HD.I don’t normally buy them, but TV shows are .99 cents. Like xBox, it acts like a hub and connects my iPad, iPhone and and PC iTunes all together so my all my media is available including cloud content.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
MLB TV is going to be an app on Xbox live by the time spring training starts.
I would expect various sports packages to be apps
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
ya, both MS and Apple want to own your living room, so i think both will continue to add plugins for the media services and will eventually redefine cable services. I thought i heard somewhere that MS was even going to start delivering ComCast content over xBox.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Yeah Comcast on demand
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don't really care what you can get on Xbox. I don't have one of those and would prefer not to give more $$$ to MS than I already do.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I used to think the same thing
But when I bought an XBox with Kinect for my kids I started playing around with it found out how easy it was to transfer media and then the ESPN app just 100% sold me.
Eventually I sold my PS3 and bought another XBox for my office (even better now that the XBox has cloud storage for game data too). If the Pac 12 Network ends up on XBox, I could easily see myself getting rid of cable altogether and just buying XBox’s for every room.
I guess you could do the same thing with Apple TV except for the ESPN App.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I did
I love it, even without kinect. Can’t wait for the Xfinity on demand one so that, assuming it’s not pay-for-play with a cable subscription attached-I can use my parents’ and drop hulu
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Unfortunately, no. Missing 2 1/2 games really killed his chances at postseason awards.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
unfortunatly no
He set the standard too high running for close to 200 yards in every game except the two we lost. Those two games will deny him, that and he was hurt for a couple games. They hype just isn’t there this year, even if he is the best which I think he is.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
Comcast guide telling me
Awards show is at 6PST, not 5.
In case any of you planned on rushing home from work.
Off Topic, but HAPPY ALBERT PUJOLS DAY!!!!
Yes, I am an Angels fan. Now back to your regularly scheduled quack.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
As a Mariner's fan...
I say congrats…you’ll be up there with the Rangers for a couple of years as the premier team of the AL West; however, this really cripples your team for the future. It’s obviously not as bad as the Tori Hunter deal, but it’s deals like this that ruin baseball teams in the long run. I think you’ll lose a lot of your in-house talent that is just going to walk because all of the team’s money is tied up.
10 years…yeesh…he’ll be 41 (!) when his deal is up.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
The Torii Hunter deal? Maybe you mean Vernon Wells. Torii Hunter has actually been worth every cent of his deal (barring a collapse this season, of course, but no one projects that). Vernon Wells was an awful deal, although that was a trade rather than a free agent signing.
Anyway, this has the potential to be awful in five or six years. I completely realize that. In fact, it’s probable that it’s a bad deal in five or six years.
But it’s ALBERT FUCKING PUJOLS. Right now it’s tough to think rationally about it.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Yeah
It is Pujols, and I agree it’s hard to think rationally about it. I just have to try to find some negative in this because you’ve now rendered my team worthless (yet again) for the next three or four years (although the ineptitude of Bill Bavasi did enough to ruin the M’s for another couple of years). Hehe.
Actually, this deal probably forces the M’s not to go after Prince Fielder since it won’t make much of a difference now. So, that’s good. That’s one contract I DO NOT want the M’s to offer.
I think I meant the Torii Hunter deal. He got paid A TON of money of if I recall. He’s been good, but nothing close to what the Angels paid him. I forgot about the awful deal Vernon Wells got.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
The Angels are paying him $18 million a year. According to baseball reference, and given the relative value of WAR on the open market, he’s been roughly worth his deal every year except last year. And the extra one or two million per season they’ll wind up paying is a kind of bonus for being the face of the franchise and the most marketable guy on the team since Vlad left. I admit the deal looked like an overpayment at the time, but Torii’s been very good.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
As a Twins fan (as much as someone who doesn’t care for baseball is a fan), I can only slowly shake my head. Torii is the man. It was inevitable that he was going to leave for bigger money, but it still hurt.
I don't mean to impose...
42 actually
he turns 32 in like a couple weeks or so.
I’ll never understand baseball contracts. he could virtually walk away from the game now or sit on the bench and get fat and get paid the same. He’s set for life and he doesn’t have to do another damn thing. Guaranteed contracts are the worst thing in sports imo. Throw an injury clause or whatever in there so they don’t lose everything but damn baseball is stupid and this is just another example of how.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
If he retired, I don’t believe he’d get the money. A lot of times when a guy retires, he’ll work out a deal with the team where they basically pay him some of it to go away. But if he just flat retired, he relinquishes his right to the salary.
I think non-guaranteed contracts are awful, but I understand why football has them, given its nature. I think guaranteed contracts make sense for the other sports. You could argue that hockey could probably use some form of non-guaranteed contracts with their increasing concussion issues.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
See, it seems like the sports where injuries can end a career are the ones that SHOULD have guarantied contracts.
Sports like baseball and basketball are so stat oriented, they should really have guarantied base salaries (something fairly low), followed by some larger incentive thresholds (get $XXX for batting above .300, $XXX for advancing so far in the post season…etc)
I don't mean to impose...
As an A's Fan
I sincerely wish that pujols has as much staying power as the Rally Monkey.
And thanks so much for picking up CJ Wilson. It makes it much easier to concentrate HATE in the AL West
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
oh yes
He’s trashed every aspect of the A’s: organziation, team, field, fans. Not that any of them are anything to write home about. B ut he did it publicly and petulantly. Smug as a bug in a rug, to borrow from Henry Miller.
His unblemished record of failure last year in the playoffs made me very happy. Smug, even
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
yes the stadium sucks
but his comments started after he pitched like shit and blamed the mound.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Not really…he said that the night before he was scheduled to pitch there.
He has a 3.30 career ERA there, so I suppose he really doesn’t have much to complain about.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
that's right
it was the whole “Lawyer Ball” comment that came after a crap pitching performance.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
Well…there are never many fans there and it is kind of a crappy environment (no offense.)
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
You’re right—-they didn’t have much offense.
by ntrebon on Dec 8, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Very nice.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
there were fans when there was a team
some extraordinarily poor drafts and FA signings haven’t helped attendance.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
I spent a few summers in the bay area around 2003 – 2004 and remember them having problems filling that stadium despite having a pretty good team. I believe they had a $2 ticket, $2 beer, $2 hotdog promotion on wednesdays. Those were fun.
They started free parking Tuesdays last year.
It’s awesome. You don’t even have to buy a game ticket, just tailgate and drink for free. Great way to make money.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I went to a game this past season after football started.
The field doesn’t need any help being trashed.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Occupy Bucky's 5th Quarter?
If it weren’t for the red everywhere, I would have thought I was at ATQ over there.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
#OccupyBucky
I think we need to make a this thread over there on game day and instead of having the open game thread on ATQ have it there. That would be lolzy.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
Giving them the banhammer?
/Frynotsureifserious.jpg
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck 'em then.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
We could just do what we did at Auburn's site and fuck with the colored fonts until they get flustered.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 8, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
That was brilliant!
I second this motion.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 8, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
I had no idea this happened. That's funny.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Occupy Wall Street has nothing on ATQ
When we invade, we bring everything we’ve got!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 8, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
That was legendary!! The two best ATQ threads were Natty threads
1. The get to know Auburn or something like it — BEST THREAD EVAH
2. The thread on the Auburn site where we greened everything — absolutely hysterical
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
What the hell is going on here and what happened to the Badger fans?
This brought a tiny tear of joy to my face.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I've done my part
GO MAKE THE REST GREEN
#occupyBucky’s
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Links?
I must have been absent on the greening of auburn
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Links to the GREATEST ATQ THREADS OF ALL TIME
Here is the all-time EPIC EPIC EPIC fan post that set a new standard for trashtalking hilarity here. It also provoked a satiric response over at TET, see below, forever remembered as the “Greening Auburn Thread.”
Here is the Greening Auburn Thread over at Track Em Tigers
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I think the funniest thing about the green Auburn thread
was the fact that we were talking about it here, we had talked about it for almost a week, and yet no one over there figured out how to stop it.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
how would they?
just ban every AtQ fan from the blog? No, because then we could still rec, right? Pretty good troll method, I must admit.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Take it from one who knows
you can’t rec when banned.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Dec 8, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, they weren't even AWARE you could rec and change colors, IIRC
their default was 1 at first (# of comments to go green), am I remembering that?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I do remember that
And I think there was another thread over there last year where MCD worked some magic and turned all of the text green as well (vs. rec’ing the comments). None of them could figure out how that happened either and it was freaking hilaroius.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Yes, I've been trying to find that thread, but it's not showing up!
Or my eyes are glazing over from lack of sleep right now, perhaps.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Messing with Auburn fans.
A good ATQ pastime.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
That's what I was referring to. It was their gameday thread for the Championship.
Bammers were trolling, came over here and told us they were trolling…
MCD told us all the magic tricks….
and the rest is history.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 8, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
I thought it was hilarious
how TwistNHook kept stirring the pot. It was like getting two cats to fight by grabbing one of their paws and using it to hit the other cat.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Well, I went back and rec'd every post in the initial thread on Bucky
The rest is up to y’all.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
I went and recd all the Duck posts in that thread (there were some new ones)
Make it green, people!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Those were pretty awesome.
The great part was how everyone not a duck fan on that site were completely bamboozled.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
This was amazing...good work! I recd it over there..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Can I get a "HA-LAY-FREAKIN'-LOO-YA"
We don’t have to wait 37 days this time?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Can we get a countdown timer on the front page?
PPWSOT?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
lol ASU lol...

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¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Was a topic last night...
But yes it is horrible.
Thoughts and prayers to the affected people, family and team members.
ssshhh....
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by Takimoto on Dec 8, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions 13 recs
That may be the best work of his I've ever seen.
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by Quack Addict on Dec 8, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
No I liked the Andrew Luck traffic accident better
The one he made after the Stanford game where the Oregon truck slams into Andrew Luck. But this one is good too.
Yeah, but why is he attacking a printer?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Still attacking the messenger doesn't solve anything, this doesn't make any sense.
It’s well done, but it’s a printer. Also, why is CK in there, he hasn’t been snubbed from any BCS bowls, it would make more sense to put Bellotti, or Gary Patterson on there.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Not sure if serious…
It’s the scene from Office Space. Sure it’s not a printer, but the scene makes it funny.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 8, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
...if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
No, thalt, NO THSALT!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
The printer is labelled "BCS" in big letters
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I was thinking it was him destroying the BCS Computer.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
That's what was intended (printer = computer)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
my first thought was Chip being Chip
He never talks about what’s happening with discipline issues except in very general terms. He most likely asked him to stay hush.
reply fail?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 8, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Still my fav

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Dec 8, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Shooting at Va Tech again
Police officer and a student shot. Sad news.
Yikes.
Looks like this one is very different in nature, though. This appears almost more like that shooting of a police officer we had during a traffic stop about six months ago or so here in Eugene. They did go on to shoot someone else later, and I suppose it’s not over, so hopefully everyone else can take care to stay safe.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Okay. I'm going to overreact to something. You guys should tell me to calm down.
From Kash’s apology:
Its more than what the media portrays and I’m not able to speak on it as of now but tune in for the Rose Bowl on January 2, 2012 @ 3p.m. and watch my Ducks get down against Wisconsin Badgers
He can’t speak about it now? Should I read into this that there’s a legal issue, or is there perhaps an NCAA issue at work here? Because when an athlete or coach can’t talk about something, the very first place my mind goes is “NCAA infraction”.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
Calm down.
If he’s contesting the marijuana charge, it could be as simple as not wanting to publicly share his defense strategy. It could also be a legal problem that hasn’t hit the media yet. If he was known to have violated an NCAA rule, I think we would have heard the word “ineligible” thrown around by now. As far as we know, he’s still eligible to transfer and play.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I read that as "it's not the right time"
As in, here I am apologizing to fans and trying to support the team, this is not the place or time to try and tell my side of the story, but not everything that has been written tells the whole truth.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Yep, me too
didn’t think about it as anything involving NCAA or anything of the sort. I figured that it was also between him and Chip.
I agree with Matt Daddy, despite the fact that it’s well known he sees everything through rose Kash Nacho-colored glasses.
I don't mean to impose...
I read that to mean...
…that there is more behind the dismissal besides the MaryJane infraction. Perhaps some record requests from the local police are in order.
As a general rule, you don't want to publicly try your case in the court of public opinion
while your fate is still in the hands of a DA. Particularly with something minor, you’re looking to get it tossed or reduced as far as possible, and you’re looking to play along to make that happen. Going to the press and giving a bunch of details in a way that makes you look good is going to 1. potentially piss off the people that decide how bad things get for you and 2. establish statements of fact by you that can come back to bite you later because anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
At the same time, it’s also understandable that people want to get the message out that they’re not as bad as people think and ask people to not judge them as fully guilty without trial or further info, whether that’s because the facts are truly more complicated, or the person is just concerned with their own reputation and image. That’s a tough line to walk.
Some media seemed to get a bit bent out of shape yesterday by the way Cliff phrased this, like they interpreted it as him blaming them of saying they were doing a poor job. I get that they want to shore up their turf so people don’t get the wrong idea. But this just seems like standard practice for ongoing legal issues, and media should know that as well as anyone.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 8, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Is this really in the hands of the DA? As I understood it, the weed thing was only a violation, so he just needs to pay the fine and move on. It won’t even go to court if he doesn’t want it to.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
One interpretation is that there were conditions for his re-instatement to the team
such as not being busted for weed and he failed to live up to those conditions.
I wish him well. Breaks my heart a little
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
my thought is Chip being Chip
He never talks about what’s happening with discipline issues except in very general terms. He most likely asked Cliff to stay hush.
But if Cliff's off the team, why would he need to obey that?
I mean, maybe he’d do it out of respect for CK, but… well, if that was in play here, it seems like there’s several other things he’d have done differently in the past too.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Think it may have to do with his respect for his team mates
the coaches but also because he need to look like a grown up if he is going anywhere in the draft… perhaps.
ssshhh....
Because Cliff doesn't suck?
Because Cliff would want to go to another school and Chip Kelly hasn’t signed a waiver yet?
Because it might incriminate Cliff on something else (I actually hope this isn’t the case)
OKAY NOW
Because it might incriminate Cliff on something else
This is a good example of not helping. /panic
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
What does that matter
He’s no longer a part of the football team, so any legal issues won’t affect our team anymore. I hope for his personal sake, that there are no more issues, but that’s just because i want the best for him.
Oh, whoops
Somehow, the first time I read that as “it might incriminate Chip”, not Cliff. Carry on.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
Recruiting question on a semi-light Quack day:
What impact do you think the addition of two “flashy” coaches to our conference and Meyer’s return to coaching at tOSU have on keeping our current verbal commits and landing other big recruits who have expressed interest in the Ducks? Will any poaching occurr immediately or do you think they will need a year or two under their belts to be in contention for prime Pac12 recruits?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I could see Stanford switching to Ohio St if he decides he wants to stay close to home but I don’t think it will hurt us at all
Other than running Meyer running the spread, that's why I included tOSU.
I think I remember one of the kids in the kids in the video saying everyone thought they’d end up at the same school.
Also, isn't it great Urban was on the broadcast crew for our Spring Game, interviewed Kelly
and performed extensive on-screen play breakdowns and will now be the head coach at a tradional
powerhouse program in a conference that has a historical bowl match up with our own? Yeah, about that…..
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but in years when both Oregon and tOSU win their conference,
It seems somewhat likely that one of them will be playing for the championship anyway.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
You're right
That will never happen.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
I really doubt Chip gave away all his secrets.
And yes I see the sarcasm font.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Wait, I thought Charles and I were the ones giving away all of Chip’s secrets? Weren’t we the ones to blame for the USC loss, seeing as how a couple random fans can clearly dissect Chip’s system better than professional coaches…
Well, he's not giving up his brownie recipe.
Cliffy was kicked off the team for asking about it too many times.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
I think that's one of the worst thoughts out there
That Chip Kelly and Oregon have ‘secrets’. That there is some magical way to beat the Ducks based on scheme or plan.
There really isn’t. There are certain schemes that do better than others (aggressive man with safety help for the run and manning up on the RBs explicitly did well) but there are ways to beat those too. Ultimately beating a Kelly offense – like most spreads – comes down to winning your individual assignments, playing disciplined football where you do not overcommit, and being well-conditioned.
Which really is basically what all good defense do.
Now, there are a couple places that it can be worse; if you have a strong middle of the line it causes issues with the mesh. If you have a lot of speed it can beat OZR. If you have great cover corners and safeties it hurts on the passing reads. DEs that can blitz aren’t nearly as potent, nor are exotic full house blitzes and the like. But it’s not like you can say ’okay, our first plan is to hire Nick Fairley, and then".
He did say he saw the sarcasm font. 8-P
BTW, awesome job on the S&P, FE, etc. post. One day, I hope to understand it. I’m not so good at the maths.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
IMO, poaching is certainly possible
considering the timing and way we landed DAT UO should know better than most that there is no such thing as a rock solid commit. I’m willing to bet that Leach outdraws Wulff and RichRod can out-recruit “Aneurysm” Stoops. No reason to think that any Oregon recruits are in danger, but it definitely brings tougher competition to the west coast.
FWIW
Its sounding more and more like Foster’s a solid UO
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's the running back from arizona?
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Yeah.
Sounds like Campbell nailed the in-home yesterday, and the longer ASU fucks with their coaching search, the better.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Cambell has got to the best recruiting tool we have.
Every time I see him I think about how I would want to play for him. He has that fatherly air to him. His demeanor says I will teach you everything you need to know, about football and life, just don’t fuck it up.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Waaaaayyy too soon to make that statement
Long ways to go
by ppilot on Dec 8, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I..um...
edsbs edsbs
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies RT @KUAthletics: KU to introduce Charlie Weis as football coach at press conference Friday afternoon.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
For serious?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 8, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
For deadly serious.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yep
Reported elsewhere as well.
Hee.
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Weis losing. Willingham wasn’t great at ND but he deserved a lot better than what he got from them. Weis was a tool and a half.
Weis IS a tool and a half.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If that tool is, say, a backhoe, then you guys are right.
But if you’re talking like a hammer or a wrench, he’s about three thousand of them.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 8, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Who is the fattiest?
LMJ or Weis?
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Well, Kansas has one thing going for it…After Mangino and now Weis, the only successor they could possibly have to fill their enormous wold be Fat Bastard.
Wasn’t Mangino fired because he ate one of his linemen?

White LaMichael James?
/that’sracist.jpg
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Holy carp.
It’s clear that Kansas really, really doesn’t give a fuck about the football.
Or perhaps they’re thinking “Well, the last fat coach got us to the Orange Bowl…”
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
BAHAHAHAHA
Beating Chuck is the best feeling. If UCLA had hired him, I would have cancelled my plans to move out of LA, no joke. Congrats to Florida.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
Someone at KU needs to learn what “big splash” means when it comes to hiring a head coach.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I dunno
I’m certain if you threw Charlie Weis is the water, you would get a very big splash.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Yeah and then you'd have to skim ugly for several weeks.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Man, the stars really aligned for Chip when he came to Oregon.
Radcliffe, the new facitlities and uniforms all are a perfect fit for his innovative style. Bellotti was a genius. The only way I can see Chip leaving is through an NFL contract, solely for the opportunity to prove himself at the next level. Unfortunately I could see this happening. If I was a NFL GM with a small market team, that is failing, I would take the risk. At the very least you’d get your fan base fired up. At the very best you bring in a brilliant tactician that puts your team on the front pages as the team that changed everything.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
BGInews Blue and Gold News
MT @darrenrovell More Oregon gear was sold online internationally in Nov than every school but ND, Mich & Texas (via @Fans) @DuckTerritory
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wow!
That’s some good company, right there. We outsold some traditional powerhouses that are down this year for various reasons (tOSU, USC, Florida), which is cool, but we outsold all SEC schools too? That’s fantastic!
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Well, that's weird. I hate to say it, but...bandwagon fans?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Yoo-krayn lahv Ahr-ee-gahn Dahks
When does Aussie basketball start? Maybe the newly [sic] induckted Catron-ites wanted some stuff from his alma mater.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
In Soviet Russia, offense use tazer on you.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 8, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
WTH is that all about?
We get penalized for “leg whips.”
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
take a bow
it is only a matter of time before we lose you to Branson
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Who cares? International bandwagon fans are like the best of both worlds. They’re going to spend a ton of money and merchandise and increase the school’s worldwide popularity, but they’re not going to show up at football games and have no idea what’s going on.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Well, there was that one guy during the Egyptian uprising in the Mississippi State sweatshirt...
I bet he single-handedly locked down 4th place in international merch sales for MSU for that month.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
A lot of "overrun" clothing ends up being sent overseas as humanitarian aid.
Especially things like “Oregon Ducks—2010 Rose Bowl CHAMPIONS”
Not that an Egyptian can’t buy a MSU shirt, but it’s a possibility.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
I know
/that’sthejoke.jpg
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 8, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
About 8 years ago
I was selling product to the Oregon bookstore and speaking with the licensing department they said that the Ducks were #4 in NCAA licensed gear behind Texas and two others I can’t remember. Seems like things are still relatively the same.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Good god, what a day for Gorby
MatthewBerryTMR Matthew Berry
! RT @ESPNSteinLine: As Yahoo! first reported, Hornets telling teams CP3 on way to LA who will surrender Gasol & Odom. Pau then goes to HOU
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Next step is apparently Bynum for Howard
Bryant-Paul-Howard? That may be a better top 3 than the Heatles.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 8, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
With that being said, the Cavs are a lock to win the championship with Daniel Gibson, Antawn Jamison, and Anderson Varejao.
#dreamteam
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Blazer fans are too busy imploding Blazersedge over the news that Oden will only sign the QO
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Dec 8, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
After all the pissing and moaning about Dyansty dream team shit from Stern and the NBA
I can’t wait to see how they spin this one.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
esp as the League runs the Hornets
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
I'm really excited for this.
The defense that Howard (if he comes) brings inside is miles better than what we had last year.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
If there’s any way we can dump Ron Metta World Artest on someone, I’ll be very happy.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Oh god I know
Every time he looks to shoot a three I almost throw my remote at the TV in rage
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Stop complaining. Seriously. I root for the Cavs, ok? The Cavs.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
I'm...uh.... sorry*
*tryingnottolaughbutactuallyverysorry
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
That's what I thought.
I hear we’re trying to send Ryan Hollins to the Timberwolves for a stack of 1997-1998 media guides. Big news.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
Pujols and Wilson to the Angels
Paul to the Lakers.
Kalil staying at SC.
Fuck you, LA
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Kalil's staying
FFFFFFUUUUUU
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I replied to this at the bottom of the thread to keep it current
but it looks like Kalil staying is just hearsay and speculation
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
not at all
I’ll be enjoying watching Greg Oden on the bench in street clothes and Felix lose games 2-1.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
SUCK IT GORBY
NBAonESPN The NBA on ESPN
RT @ESPNSteinLine: CP3 trade with Lakers will NOT go through Friday and Chris Paul is expected in Hornets camp, according to sources
@wojyahoonba: NBA owners have pushed Commish Stern to kill the deal sending Chris Paul to the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell Y! Sports.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
@WojYahooNBA: Owners were irate with Stern, livid that the league-owned Hornets were allowed to make Paul deal
WojYahooNBA Adrian Wojnarowski
The NBA is now pushing New Orleans GM Dell Demps to pull the plug on the trade and keep Chris Paul, league sources tell Y! Sports.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Dear LA Fans. I have something for you, and you, and you, and you...

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I have something for you
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
This is crazy: Hearing the NBA (owner of New Orleans) vetoed the CP3 trade because it wasn’t in the best interests in the league.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
via ESPN
Sources close to the process tell Stein that the Houston Rockets remain part of the talks and are trying to complete a deal that would send Gasol to Houston and the Rockets’ Luis Scola, Kevin Martin and Goran Dragic to New Orleans, along with Odom.
So to recap: LA gets Paul, gives up Gasol and Odom. New Orleans winds up with Odom (Have fun in the Bayou Khole!), Scola, Martin, Dragic, Houston gets Gasol.
I smell a rat. A very monotoned, emotionless one.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's not all that
Pujols contract too long
I think Paul’s knees are trashed
Kalil is great but Barkley makes the team. Is he staying?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 8, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, Pujols’ contract is too long, but who cares? He’ll still be MVP caliber for half the deal.
Paul’s fine, but he’s not coming anyway, it looks like.
As a huge USC fan told me tonight, keeping Kalil isn’t a big deal in and of itself. It’s nice, of course, but it’s not game-changing. However, Kalil and Barkley are great friends, and he doesn’t think Kalil will come back if Barkley leaves. So Kalil staying is more about an indication that Barkley might stay.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
McNamaraUO Andy McNamara
LaMichael James named Walter Camp 1st team All-America RB for second straight year #goducks
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
JACKSON RICE!! JACKSON RICE!!! YAY !! (Towering over Dari)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Either he's 8" tall of Dari is a midget
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I swear, that makes Dari 5' 2" or so, at least that's what it looked like
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Why is an OK receiver wearing an orange tie to the espys?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I'm watching the UCLA-Oregon recap on CSNNW right now
and oh my god, that hit from Jordan on Prince is nuts.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Red Carpet has been hilarious on ESPU so far (Andrew Luck cleans up OK, I am being told)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Congrats to Carson York, second team All American!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Second team ACADEMIC All-American.
Which is even better.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
Grr, yes, sorry, left out a rather key word there
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Straight outta Lake City High School!
He went to my high school
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
From ESPN awards show chat
Somebody asked Robert Woods, “Robert- Best Pac-12 defender?”
Robert’s response, “Nickell Robey. I face him in practice each and every day. It’s a battle back and forth, he’s physical. Elsewhere, Oregon’s corner, Terrence Mitchell, he put up a great fight in that game.”
Atta boy, T-Mitch!
Best part about that, was T Mitch asked for it
He went to Neal and Aliotti and said I want to lock down Woods. Usually Oregon will leave guys on their own sides, but Mitch wanted to lock down Woods and did an excellent job. Now if only we had someone guarding Marqise Lee.
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That is awesome!
T-Mitch is going to be a legitimate lockdown corner by his RS junior year, if not by next season.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Hahahaha
Erin Andrews: I’ve been positioned between these two young guys…
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Bill Simmons no es feliz
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I despise the Lakers. I absolutely love watching Chris Paul play point guard. This is a really tough day. I think I’m going to get drunk.
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(Sorry, that was the snarkiest, most bitter tweet I could come up with. I’m so pissed off. Need to stay off Twitter for a while.)
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Chris Paul is going to love Los Angeles – this city has the best knee surgeons in the country.
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I really hope someone has a picture of Matheau's Honey Badger for him to sign.
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I think you should do it.
Print out a picture of Tyrann Mathieu’s 13 inch junk, and try to get him to sign it. It sounds like a job for you, buddy!
I am going to feel really embarrassed if you are actually talking about his “honey badger”.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
More dick jokes.....Buahahahhahhaaaaaaa
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And Jerry Allen featured on the video opening
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Yay
it all falls apart!
Unfortunately, the Lakers will end up with Dwight Howard :(
--Dave
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I bet the Kardashians vetoed the deal
No way they let Khloe go live in the deep south.
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You have an unnatural understanding of the Kardashians.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 8, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Here comes the Ray Guy award
Honestly think Rice has good shot.
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At least Auburn didn't...
wait, this guy transferred from Oregon State? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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And the Ray Guy goes to....
The guy from Louisiana Tech. Whoops.
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Never mind, Jackson, you're #1 IN DUCK HEARTS AND MINDS!!!
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And the Ray Guy Award goes to...
Ryan Allen, Louisiana Tech.
Guy’s a beast, not surprised. Still a great honor for Jackson Rice to be a finalist. And hey, he’ll be back next year.
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What the...he's from Oregon?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
Was he not recruited by either UO or OSU?
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He's apparently an OSU transfer.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
He played for Oregon State for two years
From West Salem High School
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Interesting...didn't know the guy. Thanks for the link!
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He's from OREGON????????????????
HEY!!! WE WON! WE WON!!!
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OREGON STATE CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Watch Katz win the Davey O’Brien next year.
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not just anyone can have a punt for -4 yards
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How was Brad Wing not nominated for the Ray Guy Award?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2011 6:40 PM PST reply actions
Shh, you'll awaken the sleeping, irate ASD.
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This is an excellent question.
I have absolutely no idea how this didn’t happen.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 8, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
Consensus over at The Valley Shook
is it’s a huge snub. Granted, they’re biased, but I’d think the rest of the sports world could agree with them.
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Now they're honoring the guy who created the BCS for "lifetime achievement." I think I speak for all of us when I say
GO TO HELL
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So, ESPN is basically giving this guy an award for making the BCS, while SEC commish, and all the success he brought, and all the money he brought (them)
Fuck all y’all, I’m turning this goddamn show off.
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MONEY TALKS, BABY!
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ESPN is giving THEIR (basically) award to the guy who fucked the system and got them billions of dollars
Fuck ’em. Pansy ass sonsabitches.
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Oh my god, Lee Corso is interviewing him.
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This just in from the College Football Awards...
Trent Richardson has a ridiculous hairstyle and has two girls aged 3 and 5
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions
/does math
He had a kid at 16?
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His birthday is July 10 1990 according to Wiki
he had a kid at 15 and another at 17.
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Roll Tide
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Dec 8, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Am I wrong for wanting an Alabama USC game next year on the off chance Richardson returns?
The signs would be epic.
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BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Did a Cal player just fall down?
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by Takimoto on Dec 8, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta be Ball here.
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Wiscy << Bama
SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! ESECPN!
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They'll give it to Richardson to make him feel better that the Heisman was taken away from him
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And there we have it. Trent.
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...They couldn't find LMJ in the seats? Or is LMJ not there?
Richardson SEC SMASH GRRRRRRRR
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God Damnit they gave it to Richardson...
FTFTFWMF!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions
Fuck That Fucking Terrible What Mother Fuck?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Not sure why this was a suprise to you -- it was almost a given...
RG3 will win Heisman
Richardson wins Doak as a sop
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Luck wins Walter Camp? Moore wins Maxwell?
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It all fits!
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It should have gone to Ball.
Definitely not to Richardson. Ball and LMJ were both more impressive than Richardson.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
But...But...he played in the SEC!
Don’t look at the stats, they lie and tell you that the defenses he faced had the lowest average run defense ranking of the 3 RBs.
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He played in the SEC?
Well that changes everything! Is he a Heisman finalist too? Because he should be!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think so
ESPN’s working on it 24/7 trying to fabricate find evidence of illegal benefits for Mathieu
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Your application of common sense and logic here is an unsuitable practice in the arena of college football
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Why is lady with funny accent giving an award?
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I like our running back better.
KEZI9Sports KEZI 9 Sports
Per UO: LaMichael James chose to stay in Eugene and take his finals instead of go to Orlando for CFB Awards. #oregonducks
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Character.
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He gets his grades this quarter
gets his degree.
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Speaking of our running back, I have this really sneaking suspicion that he's gonna return next year.
Don’t ask me why, but I just have this feeling.
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by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 8, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
You aren't crazy
I am 100% positive Kenjon comes back.
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by daisyduck on Dec 8, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, thank God Jim Thorpe went to an SEC player...
They’re feeling left out, what with losing the punting award.
What are they doing to Kellen Moore?
He doesn’t need fake pirate teeth.
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TMML.
He doesn’t need fake pirate teeth.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
If anyone can make a .gif of Kellen Moore acting like a pirate
I think it may actually rival the masterpiece that is fingagunz
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 7:28 PM PST reply actions
5 bucks says it's on one of the Gif Greats' twitter feeds in an hour.
Wait, Kellen Moore is married? I get the 7th year senior, but Moore?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Mormon, ain't he? Or even if he isn't
he went on a mission trip. Most of the BYU guys are married and starting a family. Heck, even Mark Asper’s married with a kid. Not all that uncommon.
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He's Catholic
His girlfriend, on the other hand, IS Mormon
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 8, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
now THERE'S an unusual pairing
at least at first glance. Two of the most institutionalized, exclusionary, bureaucratic religions out there.
Best of luck to them both.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Moore in the NFL
Do you think he will make enough money to fix his kids teeth if he knocks up is girlfriend? Does Boise have orthodontist?
Yeah, Boise has an ortherduntist
Just come ‘round back and sniff this rag. Now bite down on this pizza box and lets see what we’ve got.
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I liked that kid
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Happy Late Quack!
Reports that Jake Rodrigues has signed his LOI early and will enroll early for spring ball.
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This would be a good thing.
But seriously, would it kill you to cite a source?
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Then say that.
You can’t just say things without a source, even if it is a pay-to-see source.
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Is it a freshman mistake if he makes it once a month?
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This kid just doesn't practice well.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We're trying to get him to conform to what we do here
but…well I’ll just leave it at that.
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HE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL POSTING ACTIVITIES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!
/Cantzano’d
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@jblair26
I drive the speed limit-ish, buckle my seatbelt, smoked none of it, actually go to class (who the hell invented 8 AM finals anyways)
so I think I’m in the clear.
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Somebody post the NERD gif
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Don't you dare go there...
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hahaha, you just did man, you just did
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2011 12:56 AM PST up reply actions
Didn't he tear up his ankle at the end of the year?
Any word on his condition?
My parents believed in me.
Coming in early is 'Rad,' doncha think?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I heard it was a bad break with some hardware involved...
anyway, we have had a bionic qb before.
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I'm no doctor
but I do fight with one a lot on this blog.
And it’s my understanding that a break can actually be a “better” injury to come back from then a severe ligament injury like a torn ACL. Once the break heals, the bone should be nice and strong and ready to go.
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Depends a lot on the fracture
But that’s generally true. Bones are a lot more vascular than tendons, cartilage, and ligaments, so they get healy healy humor goodness* from the body more readily.
*totally a real medical term.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Also,
Accorsing to the Bee, it’s a broken fibula. He will recover from this completely. For comparison, Cesc Fabregas scored on a penalty kick for Arsenal in the Champions League after having his fibula broken on the foul that gave him the PK. SO QUIT TELLING ME SOCCER PLAYERS ARE PUSSIES.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You must have gone to medical school
with the guy who stiched up my finger.
Me: Hey doc, I don’t like needles. Super glue it.
Doc: Sorry, can’t. You cut it on a bendy point and it needs stitches.
Me to wife: Did he seriously just say bendy point?
Wife: Yes. Now man up and get your finger fixed so I can go home and watch Survivor.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
by Fishdude on Dec 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Chip in the NFL...
I think the main reason the NFL is going to want him, is they can sell more commercial time. Watching an NFL game is so boring because they take a commercial break every change of possession, time out, injury, water break etc. With a quick turn around offense, the NFL would love to feed their already overflowing coffers.
I noticed that was a problem I had watching the NCG last year and LSU this year. I wonder if the high profile games work against the ducks with all the TV timeouts.
Looking forward to the Rose Bowl. GO DUCKS!
Good Point. We oughta get Larry Scott to working on that. Get their TV timeouts shit together so they don't interrupt our 'flow.'
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by Famous Duck on Dec 12, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions














![My apologies for spamming the ATQ with comments where I included this link. Here it is, in the proper location on the blog, the 2010 Oregon Ducks Football Year In Review Highlights with soundtrack. Highlights from throughout the year, some telling stats in the credits. Getting good feedback on YouTube. Cheers.
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