Quack Fix: Lawyers Everywhere, Devoe Joseph, and LaMichael James Doing Work
by dvieira on Dec 9, 2011 7:00 AM PST
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PrintFor all you Navy people out there, just remember two things this weekend. 1) Thank you for your service and 2) The Black Knights will always triumph! Have at you! On with the quack.
- Perhaps not getting much press as it probably should on the blog, an interesting story appeared this week that mentioned Supwitchugirl's attempts to trademark their popular phrase "I Love My Ducks" after dealing with copycats. Unfortunately, their trademark application raised the ever watching UO Lawyer eye and they were met with a "don't do that or we'll sue you" letter.
- Kenyon Barner was the subject of Oregon Live's "Photo of the Day" yesterday. I look forward to posting this often during next year's Washington - Oregon football matchup. I am curious, what's the count up to? I'm somewhat excited to see what Barner will do as the feature back next year without LaMichael. We have been so blessed to have a marvel of a running back that we can often forget just how good Barner is as a compliment.
- Amidst the defections from the UO Men's Basketball team, Saturday's game against Fresno State marks the debut of senior 6-4 combo guard Devoe Joseph who transferred from the Minnesota Golden Gophers this offseason. Joseph should provide another threat on the parameter and help shore up the rotation.
- Just a reminder, we still have lawyers in town looking into that whole Willie Lyles thing.
- The Doak Walker Award for 2011 went to Alabama's Trent Richardson who beat out LaMichael James and Wisconsin's own Montee Ball. James didn't attend the ceremony because of one of those classic college student problems... finals week.
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ESPN is reporting that BRoy is retiring due to his knees
What a fall from grace
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
That’s the best scenario for the Blazers.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Hate to agree because it’s because of injury but this is 100% true since it gets them out of his contract a year from when the injury happened(I think April) but I think they still might need to pay him the duration I read the contract comes off the cap
Sad face.
Though it’s a good compromise, since his salary will come off the cap. It was a good run while it lasted, and it will be great to see that 4th Qtr comeback against Dallas on NBA Classics someday.
Thanks for all the great hoops, BRoy.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
It is nice that the lasting memory of him will be that frenetic, awesome comeback
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't care if you're not a blazer fan, or even if you're a casual-moderate fan
you’ve got to watch his solo comeback against Dallas last year at least once (here on youtube). Preferably twice.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Aint nothin' but love for BRoy
Loved seeing him and Nate Rob roll into Mac Court. Props to him for calling it quits rather than trying to hang on too long.
but... wasn't he just being thrown into starter consideration?
this is heartbreaking
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 9, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Cliff Harris was a fall from grace.
BRoy didn’t do anything wrong except play for the Portland Frailblazers.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Big Blazers fan,
and I can’t stand Brandon Roy. I appreciate what he did in his first 3 years, but he stole that max contract. I remember him campaigning on the radio for his deal only to find out that he knew at the time he had no cartilage left in his knees.
He’s one of those classic ballers that knows how to say the right thing, but doesn’t really believe it. Damon Stoudemire was another guy like that: “I’m not the kind of player to complain, but……[begins complaining]”.
A medical retirement is the best possible thing for the franchise: Cap relief and save the amnesty for later (looking at you, Greg Oden).
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Dec 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I got this.
I am curious, what’s the count up to?
It has been 2,960 days since the washington huskies have defeated the Oregon Ducks in football.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
It has all been made invisible
You are welcome
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
What has?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
You can do that?
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
he just did
but since it’s invisible, intangible, and was at times illegible, you’ll never really know.
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
Incredible!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
He is the almighty Matt Daddy
he can do anything! But you have to say please…and thank you…and buy beer…and genuflect.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
OH hi Matt Daddy!
I was JUST SAYING how awesome the mods are on this board! Seriously you guys totally rock 110% of the time.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
I didn't delete the comments, they're just invisible for and only mods can read them.
Just thought you should know.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Well that makes me feel really happy
that everyone will know that I totally love them.
But just so you know, I stepped away from my desk a little while ago and forgot to secure my keyboard and when I came back I found axemen sitting here totally posting under my username. Can you believe it??!! The nerve.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Dear lord, what did you do this time.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Nuttin’, honey
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
DAISY, what did you do.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
Let's put it this way
I had to decide between banning her or hiding the comments. Luck for her I chose the nicer of the two options.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Ummmm
Well it’s possible that I expressed my…concern… that the very fine moderators of this excellent site would handle the GDP thing expeditiously.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Somebody push the "show comments to Musgrave" button.
I’m not exactly sure what a GDP is but I think it has to do with the unspeakable purple things.
PS: Nice Musburger, Daisy, everyone DRINK.
Very fiiiiiiiine moderators.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Here's the offending quote:
You are right
but you know there is never a mod around when you need one. Seriously, Management in this place totally sucks. Those mods are total assholes and can’t get shit right. They might as well ban me because I’m not putting up with their crap any longer.
ATQ’s #1 fan of ATQ Guys
by daisyduck on Dec 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
i *finally* get to use this!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Ohh yeah...
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
You sound like Matlock interviewing a witness
I’m going to say that you took liberal creative license in your reporting.
Putz.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Oh suuuuuuuure
blame the messenger.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
These are the kind of ATQ moments that just make your heart melt.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So...
what is wrong with being a total asshole?
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
YOU asking us?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I know it’s been said before but man SEC fans are sensitive, last night Moseley said on twitter that the honey badger was getting unfair consideration for the Bednarik because of his special teams impact & isn’t even the best db on LSU’s defense but said he’s still an awesome player, I agreed with what he said & a LSU fan keeps on complaining to us because we’re “bashing” the honey badger even though we’ve said he’s a awesome player & is now saying we’re Skip Bayless because our opinions are “dumb with no solutions” I don’t really see how this makes us Skip Bayless although maybe someone can explain it to me?
Jeez, man what a task! Much easier to explain gravity.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Keep scraping your fingernails on that chalkboard, why don’t you?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2011 8:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Rory: I'm getting this sort of banging in my head...
Amy: Yeah, I think that’s Hitler in the cupboard.
Rory: That’s not helping!
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
Whatever holds the image of an angel IS an angel. The eyes are not the windows of the soul, they are the doors.
Yes, I am on twitter.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't think it's a south thing
I think it’s just an “I love my team unconditionally and FUCK YOU” thing.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
#define collegefootballfan
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't you mean:
#define __COLLEGE_FOOTBALL_FAN__
???
your macro processor is too fussy for my tastes!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
No, that's liable to cause problems.
Macro names starting with underscores are reserved for use by the compiler. They should not be used in general-purpose code.
Van Pelt said it best,
college football fans are the most sensitive fans on the planet.
I think they threw the Bayless comment in there on account of the fact that it is the worst possible insult that you can level at another human being.
"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza
The most classless fan in college football since 1984.
by Avap on Dec 9, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Meh
Plenty of Oregon fans have done the exact same thing. Just read the comments on any Oregon-related story on Ted Miller’s blog. (On second thought, don’t.)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
Just show them this
It can end a lot of dumb discussions, quickly.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
So I can marry my cousin in Cali and NY?
Awesome!
"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza
The most classless fan in college football since 1984.
Without any offense to my fair state of Oregon
This chart actually shows that is is mostly cold Scandinavian states that are firmly against cousin lovin. With the exception of OH, MI and Penn only small, fairly rural states are against cousin marriage,
CA, NY, FL, MA, NJ and TX are the economic, population and cultural engines of the US, and all of them are totally down with the cousin thing. Odd
I guess that depends on where you live, doesn't it?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
says the guy from a Wedding-Ready state
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
by scudderfan on Dec 9, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
But I live in Arkansas, everyone knows that.
Where it’s ok to live there but you need to get married somewhere else.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
You could move to Alaska for that!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
What if they were totally hot?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Actually it's the mentally unstable wing of a hospital.
Season 1 of Arrested Development
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Oh...
SNAP
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Welp, so much for enjoying my lunch.
Thanks for that gem.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
"Now more is going to come up than go down";
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
No, I didn't use any HRDbonerpillz, but thanks for asking.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Have you ever seen Arrested Development?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Of course! It's one of my favorite shows.
But I decided to say screw the reference and just make a joke.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
ahhh ok
i get a little concerned when people don’t get my countless AD jokes
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
More along the lines of "disappointed"
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/nod of approval
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Because they're so attractive!
I saw, I won’t live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
/jedediah'd
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
If anyone knows : why haven't we seen a 2011 version of I love my Ducks from supwich*?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
They graduated?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
So it was only through school? I figured they'd keep it up even after..although that may be unrealistic
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Kind of like tako tuesdays?
by ntrebon on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 10 recs
You bastard.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
This isn't green yet?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I JUST WROTE ONE THREE DAYS AGO!
ungrateful pricks, the lot of you!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Posts on Tuesdays ≠ Tako Tuesdays
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Did you not read the title, or the first sentence of the post?
Wait, nevermind, I know the answer to that already.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
They're in different places these days
Hard to get together and write/shoot a song/music video when you’re thousands of miles apart.
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Skype cures all ills.
A digital BonerPillz if you will
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They've been in a fight with the UO over the trademarking of "I Love My Ducks"
basically the UO went ahead and got a bunch of copyrights for the stuff right after the first video and before the whole thing blew up on the scale that it did, and SWUG is basically saying “wait, you can’t do that.” and the UO is saying “You were students of ours and you said ‘Ducks’ so yes we can.”
That, and two of them went and studied abroad.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I have been saying "I Love My Ducks," since before the song came out.
It’s not like they invented the phrase.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Uh, the article basically says the exact opposite of that.
SWUG tried to get it copyrighted and the University said they’d sue if they tried.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 9, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
While I know they have a trademark thing going
I don’t really think this is why they haven’t done another Duck related song. I’ve heard they’ve all moved on to other places, and I also heard one of them say at the beginning of the season that they didn’t know that they’d do another, because really, how often can you go to that well and have it still be great? Better to quit while they are ahead.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
For all of our Laker fans out there, David Stern says GTFO
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Awesome. This pretty much sums it up.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
or a bunch of owners told Stern to say GTFO
I don’t think stern himself really cares
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 9, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I am way more ambivalent on this than I really ought to be.
Prediction: LSU beats Bama, OkSt thumps Stanford, Oregon wins the Granddaddy, & USC fans claim USC deserves the title (@TrailBlazinPDX)
Here I'll help
Brad Wing wasn’t in Orlando, because he wasn’t invited.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This relates to CP3 how?
Prediction: LSU beats Bama, OkSt thumps Stanford, Oregon wins the Granddaddy, & USC fans claim USC deserves the title (@TrailBlazinPDX)
none
but i thought it’d help make you angry
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
The part where they snubbed Ray Guy from the Brad Wing Award?
Prediction: LSU beats Bama, OkSt thumps Stanford, Oregon wins the Granddaddy, & USC fans claim USC deserves the title (@TrailBlazinPDX)
C3PO?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
O_o
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Dec 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
I'll bet we're the only SB Nation site
with a community member that has their own action figure.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Damn straight!
Let me know if anyone needs an autograph!
Grrrrrrrrrwwwaaaaawwaaaaaaaa Ducks!
by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 9, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
a pawprint would be better, Squatch
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 10, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
/pulls arms out of his sockets
chewy FTW!
Grrrrrrrrrwwwaaaaawwaaaaaaaa Ducks!
by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Fail, chewy drunk
/pullsarmsoutofthiersockets
that’s better
Grrrrrrrrrwwwaaaaawwaaaaaaaa Ducks!
by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 10, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
I have to admit
I’d like to see how you would accomplish the first one.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Dec 10, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
CONGRATULATIONS TO LMJ, DAT AND JOSH KADDU FOR MAKING ALL PAC-12 FIRST TEAM!
I give a lot more weight to Ted Miller’s selections than any national media awards on account of how 1. He is informed. 2. He is reasonable. 3. He can spell and knows grammar and sh*t. 4. He is funny. 5. He is not an egotistical, pompous blowhard.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
MICHAEL CLAY SMASH
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Also he has the all Pac-12 Underrated Team.
Guess who’s QB? Click to find out. (Hint: His name rhymes with “Barron Hummus”)
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
I think if you pronounce it such a way that his last name rhymes with Hummus
then you’re just mispronouncing it.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
I couldn't actually find a word that rhymed with Thomas except for Thomas.
Should have used a Rhyming Dictionary.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
I have seen "Hummus" spelled "Hommus"
and pronounced more like “Thomas”
It seems that there is a bit of variance on the English version of the Arabic word/food.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Yeah...
I’m just going to go with “people are misspelling and mispronouncing hummus”, since incorrectness does not “a bit of variance” make. That said, I can be swayed on this issue by some sort of source.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
It's pronounced الحمص
Cretins.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I've seen it spelled that way commercially, also spelled "Homus" with one m.
So, either a LOT of people spell/and pronounce it “incorrectly” or their is some dispute over the “right” way.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Again, I can be swayed with some sort of evidence here.
From Wikipedia (yes, I know, lulz Wikipedia, but it’s fine for settling pointless internet arguments):
Spellings of the word in English can be inconsistent. Among the spellings are hummus, houmous, hommos, humos, hoummos, etc.So at face value, it seems like your point is reasonable. However:
- “Hummus” has 11.2 million Google search results
- “Houmous” has 612K Google search results
- “Hommos” has 287K Google search results
- “Hoummos” has 52K Google search results
I’m leaving “Humus” and “Humos” off, since those are homonyms with a science thing and a Spanish word, respectively. However, a quick perusal of those search results shows that the Chickpea concept is certainly conflated with the alternate concepts.
There’s disagreement, sure, but I’m comfortable saying that there’s a consensus. I henceforth find arguments to the contrary to be rediculous (LOLOLOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE? IT’S SO TOPICAL)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
This is the most humorous humous post evar.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Ralph Cramden calls it
“Hamana hamana hamana.”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Sigh
I hate that I did this. I hate that I entrenched myself onto a side of an internet argument. I’m probably wrong anyway.
You know who I hate? washington. Fuck those guys.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I really enjoy how I couldn't find a word that rhymes with Thomas and this starteded
Only on ATQ
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
oh my god "starteded"? Really?
*started. I am embarrassed.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
That's how they spell it in the Northern-most regions of Iceland.*
*not really
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Jack Klompus?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Well played, if not for the fact that Jack doesn't rhyme with Barron
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Klompus doesn't really rhyme with hummus, either.
Unless I was rapping. Which, just so you know, I totally was.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
STELLA!
Classic episode. All of them are, really.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
DELORES!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Mulva?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
vulva?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I remember those.
They had the Pac-12 Champeeonship trophy for a hood ornament.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, about 'vulva'
Used to drive one of those in a wagon.
We call those ‘hayrides’ when I was a boy.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
The grooming habits may have changed
but I think they’re still called the same thing.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
By grooming habits you mean...less hay in the vulva?
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyy
Not to be confused with what the Fonz says.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
If there's one thing the Swedes know, it's genitalia. And cars. I guess that's two things.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Only if you're Canadian.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
Or a character on
MadTV.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
This trophy makes me want to hang
Hoodies.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
Sharron Gummus?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
If you're asking an old lady with dentures to give you a hummer,
eww.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Wha...?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Would he prefer one with teeth?
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by Famous Duck on Dec 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No, he would not.
HRD’s comment looks like a punchline to a dirty joke I haven’t heard.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
Damn. Iz there more than one?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I fucking love this… but you should have gone with Barron Hamas.
Still not there, lil’ closer.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Small Recruiting Question....
Per Oregon Live 5* RB Thomas Tyner verbally committed to Oregon.
But he is not listed as a verbal commit under either:
ESPN
or
Rivals
Am I missing something?
ssshhh....
Oregon Live or ESPN and Rivals?
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He is a 2013 prospect,
In other words, he is still a junior in high school and is in next season’s recruiting class. Rivals has him listed for our 2013 class.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Hm... Looks like he needs to gain some weight in the off season
We can’t have no not-lardass-RB’s at UO.. I think LMJ needs to send him some of his recipes.
ssshhh....
Recipes? LMJ doesn't cook,
He runs through the wall at the Hostess factory and empties machines into his gaping maw.
OAC invited Tyner to the Sac State game? U MAD?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
Seemed like a good idea at the time. A Pac-12 program couldn't possibly lose to a lower division school.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
A Pac-12 program couldn’t possibly lose to a lower division school.
I don’t see how that applies in this case. We are talking about OSU correct?
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by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I was making a statement from OS's perspective.
Not from the perspective of reality.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Fair enough.
Then you’re correct.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you you were confused and under the impression that Sac State had been invited into the Pac-12.
I don't mean to impose...
you you
Because it’s not a real stutter unless it shows up even when you type.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Dec 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
ON TOPIC
I’m excited to see what Devoe Joseph can do. It will be nice to have another guard in the rotation.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
I just went over to Wisconsin's blog,
They dont really seem to know what to make of that green thread.
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You think they'd make any sense out of, well, any of our threads?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Seems like they don't post much
But those that do seem pretty nice.
by builds character on Dec 9, 2011 11:42 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Come on to be fair they have a small student body of just 40,000
ATQ dwarfs that in size with our 7 Million + membership.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
But like 6.9 million of those are bonerpill spambots
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I thought some of the comments on here were a little too advanced for the average UO student body?!
/93Alumn’d
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I’ve been off-line most of the day. Went to their site to see what mischief you guys have been up to and can’t find anything. That place is DEAD. Can I get a link to see what you bad boys have been doing?
I told you to go to your room!
You just have to look
for the thread that has the most comments
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The Daily Faberian
Going on day three now right?
feels like we’re about to have an Admiral Ackbar moment any minute now.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I have not seen this posted here on AtQ and I thot it was veddy inthehstink.
http://www.cougcenter.com/2011/12/8/2621350/jim-mastro-mike-leach-wsu-football-assistant-coach
Jim Mastro, maestro of the ‘pistol’ offense hired by Leach as an asst.
btw, I’ve NEVER seen Coug Center writing with such joy, whatever it is that’s happening.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Well, I fucked that up..
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
What's happening is MAGICAL...
Mike Leach, MIKE LEACH, is going to be the Head Coach at Washington State
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
A FB friend said yellow, but she didn't quote anything official.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
She RT'd this from @GoDucksdotCom
Going to the Rose Bowl on January 2nd? WEAR YELL-O, it’s the official color. #goducks #RBGPasadena
So, maybe official?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
But Ohio State also wore white the year before,
and I think the Big Ten team wore white v. USC in 2008. I think has to be a rankings thing, so we’d be home.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Yes because otherwise the players
might get confused since green (or yellow, black or anthracite) is too close to red for them to discern who their teammates are. Stupid rule.
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Traditionally, the visiting team is on left and the home team is on the right.
Wisconsin is on the left and Oregon is on the right on the Rose Bowl website. They were on the same side of last year’s t-shirt. That leads me to believe we’re gonna wear “homies.”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I hope not yellow, but it makes sense.
I know it’s bad luck, but I really loved the combo we wore at the Rose Bowl in 2009. It looked great with the field. I know we wouldn’t wear it again, but I think it’s the perfect combo.
Things like that.
care to make the numbers yellow for us?
just to see how it would look with the newer set
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I really, really hope that we see these, although I'm sure we won't.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 9, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I've heard we can't use that design
because it’s an Adidas design, so don’t hold your breath on those.
Bet it’s something new and cool though.
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Why?
We got our asses kicked in those uniforms. May as well bust out the grellow helmets.
My parents believed in me.
If we're wearing Yellow, within our present kits and without repeating, here're a few options
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I like it.
I wonder what that says about me.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I don't like it for the RB though.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Both of those are great!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Well I can't really argue with that, but I like the Half-Peeled Banana.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I kinda like it too
Though it’s not very Ducky.
I’m a defender of the jerseys and the unis and all the colors, but for the Rose I would like something a bit more traditional.
But we aren't traditional.
I thought the uniforms for the NCG last year were perfect. They were still consistent with our current design, yet over-the-top radical and unique. That in and of itself is what it means to be a Duck.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
I still think winning a Rose Bowl
in true Duck fashion is how we should do it. All that being said, I think that throwbacks would be awesome!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Matte Black helmet w/ Yellow "O",
Yellow jerseys with green numbers and feathers and steel pants.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
I know we already wore them this year,
but I really liked the Green jersey’s with the Duck on the sleeves. I thought that green was really sharp!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
I blame that on California, not the jerseys.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
It's a good combo
At the same time I love, love love our dark green helmets. That color is sweet as hell.
I’d also love the return of the rivalry pro unis against LSU. Those were hawt.
What about
White helmets, then Green on Green jersey/pants? I remember Chip or someone saying a while back they like to veer towards traditional for big games when the uni is their choice (i.e. not the AU and LSU games).
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not a fan of our drab green
The Kelly Green that we used in the Cal game and the one back in 2009 I really like. The new green looks a bit too drab and doesn’t catch; it’s very military.
If you wanted to go with a traditional vibe, probably the closest you could get would be green helmet, yellow jersey, green pants.
Old school yellow
and you got a winner
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I much prefer the drab green
to the hideous mallard green.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Nothing we already lost in...
and no White Green White
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Perhaps called "Peeling the Banana from Both Ends."
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I like the white yellow white combo.
But then again, so long as the uniform isnt plain, I will probably like it.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
How about?
Green helmets white O
Whit jersey-green lettering/wings
Green pants
green shoes
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Like this. I don't believe it has been done before.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
We can wear what we want
we get first dibs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yes we have.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
PJ was just showing us
How high the stack of Big Macs LMJ devoured before eating his regularly scheduled dinner.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Unfortunately knee high for Lamike is only two big macs high.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
holy cow, another girl?!?!?
they’re multiplying… oh wait.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Life uh... uh.. finds a way.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 9, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Here’s a reference tool for uni combos, though it’s not as good as photoshop mocks it’ll at least give a decent idea of how things will look.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 9, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
My pick
Carbon w/ yellow O and accents
Yellow w/ carbon letters and accents
White pants
Carbon shoes w/ yellow accents
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
My vote
Black helmet w/ yellow O
Yellow jersey
Black pants
Black shoes
I know we already wore it, but I think it’s one of my favorites.
Vote #2 would be Green/Green/Black (except we wore that against UCLA last week)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
My vote
Black helmet with black O
Black jersey with black letters
Black pants
Black shoes with black laces
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I'm on board.
It needs a name though.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Doom troopers?
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Ladies and Gentleman.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Dec 9, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
That's fucking awesome!!! The bottom one I like best!!!14 recs
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ok
So the first one is BADASS!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I would die if we came out in either of those.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 9, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
I was thinking about posting them on the Duck's FB wall.
Maybe it could get some traction. It took me forever.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Both of these are great!
Top one gets my vote.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I can't find our quarterback in the top one
/dasracist
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
//dasgameplanning
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
No
/dasHuff
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 10, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
No offense, but both of those are awful.
No green and no yellow makes Gorby…something something.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Go Crazy?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Pretty sick
The white pops a little much on the bottom one. What would it look like in yellow?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Dec 10, 2011 3:04 AM PST up reply actions
Have they done the yellow on black yet?
I could do that for you.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Gitterdunnn
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Getting the right yellow is hard. But I fell upon this..
The gold standard
So I’m thinking this could be my thing. Keep the ideas coming. I’m learning Photoshop as I go, so it takes time.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Dec 10, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This is IT!!! Great job!! Recd
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That is very badass
Now make the wings and numbers in volt.
by INducktrination on Dec 10, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
That is a tall order.
I’m not sure I can.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I would like to take Tako's profile pic and give it a little flair, it's too plain.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 10, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
New profile pic design contest forthcoming...
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Oh, it's on.
Much like donkey kong.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I love it.
I will be submitting ideas for photoshop talent to carry out.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
The yellow looks a little gold-ish to me.
And with that happening, we could be mistaken for Colorado, Army, or Purdue.
Volt might be a good alternative, but wouldn’t they basically look like the unis we wore for LSU?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Dec 10, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
I tried to do it but it looks gold.
I have to lay the color over the grey. I could replace all the color with volt but it would take some time.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Replace blue with green and BAM!
?
Prediction: LSU beats Bama, OkSt thumps Stanford, Oregon wins the Granddaddy, & USC fans claim USC deserves the title (@TrailBlazinPDX)
Can we have blades that shoot out of our hands?
Or sharks with freaking laser beams?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Kinda smacks of Roboduck, methinx.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Yeah
What Famous Duck said.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
That's funny.
What if we added BIG NASTY POINTY TEEF
and CLAAAAAWWWS?
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
Then you'll need this.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Is that the hat for the
Pac12 Champeeonship Trophy?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
THAT'S THE HOLEEE QUAIL!!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
One, two, five (three sir!), three!
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
True Story
An old ex-girlfriend once told me I recited the entire movie to her verbatim while blacked out drunk once. My one most awesome moment I can’t even remember. GRR.
by BigMacDuck on Dec 9, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
BE PROUD SIR...
… ’cause that is about 8 billion times better than the (grand total of 2) stories my friends tell me about the (grand total of 2) times I was blackout out drunk.
I prefer to believe they are lying, which is about 67.2% possible. They are devious, I am ludicrous, anything could have happened.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
Fiiiive is right out!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 9, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Some call me… Tim?
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Which is what I think might happen
This is the last year of the 3 year uniform cycle. I would not be surprised to see something entirely new that we will use for the next 3 years.
Failing that, I like the pseudo retro unis we wore CW, last year.
My parents believed in me.
Because I apparently have too much time on my hands today...
Here’s a chart of all our current Yellow shirt options – leaving out white pants/helmets because I say so. 
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 9, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. Middle row, far right is still my favorite.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Of the existing ones I'd tend to agree
Though the black helmet/yellow jersey/black pants looks great on TV.
It does.
The bumblebee look is my second favorite. That said, I strongly prefer any option that actually allows us to show off green and yellow simultaneously.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe
they could always surprise us with a yellow helmet and pants
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They will be totally new
something we haven’t worn or seen before.
Nike won’t miss this marketing opportunity.
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That's probably what will happen.
unless Oregon finds a way to say hell no because we’ve lost in their Pro Combats twice now
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
What?
It’s a factor. maybe not to us but to the team.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
These ar obviously photoshopped....# 21 isn't nearly FAT enuf.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I'm with Famous. This is totally over the line.
We know he’s already too portly to coach at Kansas. Why don’t you nail a couple more jelly donuts in the coffin.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Or the professor dude in the Eddie Murphy flicks?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
We won the Cal game.
/peoplestilldon’tgetthatprocombatisanikeversionofunderarmorandnotauniform
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
whilethisistrue,
The uniforms made by nike as “one-offs”, such as the LSU and Auburn game jerseys as well as the UGA vs Boise, the Stanford vs ND, as well as several others throughout the year are called “Pro-combat uniforms” by nike.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That they are, but a major part of that is to create splash for the Pro-Combat lineup.
We had many players wear pro-combat gear for the Cal game.
Boise pretty much took their last pro-combat unis and are not part of typical rotation.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Exactly.
Which is why when they do the unveilings, they show all the stuff we don’t see under the jersey and pads
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
This seems most likely to me.
Some of the yellow combinations we haven’t used yet would be cool for a game – I was thinking Green/Yellow/Green was possible for the CW. But for the Rose Bowl, new and special would be more in line with what we’ve been doing.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
It's a shame
GYG is catchy, appealing, and best of all, school colors on nat’l TV.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
T-R-A-D-I-T-I-O-N
/fiddleronthroof
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I'd like to see something using the same shade of green from the Fighting Ducks jerseys.
I didn’t like the duck heads on the shoulders, but I really like that shade of green.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
How about a pirate? Or a coug? on the shoulders?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Bottom Right ftw
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I like the ones that match the helmet and the pants.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
that leaves only the Green helmet green pants
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
black/yellow/black and chrome/yellow/steel.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Same here.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Dec 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
both have been used
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Vs Nevada for Carbon/Yellow/Steel
and Vs. WSU for Black/Yellow/Black
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Ah, that's what you meant.
My bad. Yes, that would leave only green/yellow/green, and I’m fine with that.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
this looks sharp as hell
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
No it doesn't
the silver on the jersey’s doesn’t really integrate well with the pants and helmet.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Yeah, the main problem with this is that there’s no green on the jersey to match the pants or the helmet. If the number or feathers were green, we might have something.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
YES!
Green feathers, numbering and lettering.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Or a boa, it's fucked up that none of our costume combinations have a boa.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 9, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
OMG
A boa would be FAHB-YUH-LUHSSSS!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Snoods. Now.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
It's a BOA REC!!!!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
He is overrated.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I concur
But it’s fine because Arsenal got a ton of cash for him due to said overrating.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
It was a good move on their side.
Did you watch the Fulham vs Liverpool game? Dempsey had a good showing.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I did not, but saw Deuce's goal
Fulham (with Everton) are the two current teams I like other than Arsenal, was happy to see them win.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
I currrently don't have a soccer team.
I’ll watch the Timbers when I can. It’s just so hard when all you do is yell at the TV.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
But seriously folks, their names need to be in contrast lettering
I know up to our two deeps, but when garbage/clean-up crew comes around, I always yell at the TV, “Who the fuck is that?” Not that I think they’ll get much playing time in the RB, but still.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
my brother is working on it
/SCAD grad
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Is that like RISD?
Is he in his room, painting “homo things?”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
That's REC
But seriously folks, their names need to be in contrast lettering
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That was a quote from "Wedding Crashers"
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
Well played. Now I remember
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
ouch
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
See above.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
I know.
He just got home from work so i just got hold of him
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
here ya go
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I would much rather us wear Green
but as far as Yellow jersey combos this looks good to me
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
you asked for a boa?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 9, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FTW!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
This should only be
on #41, though.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
And that 'boa' should be down in the area of the groin
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
You're thinking of Honey Badger.
- is Maldonado
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
You mind-reedinn' sumbitch!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Well someone who can photoshop needs to take care of that.
It is way beyond my skills
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
x
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 9, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
This guy's goin' pro....(if he can gain some weight)
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
kinda the wrong green #
no?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Picky fuckin' picky
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
my brother is working on it
he has photoshopping skills
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
But,but...that guy's gone to Baylor!!!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Bottom left.
With bottom middle in close second.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Jesus dude
No finals?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Its friday!
I’ve been done since Thursday at 4, he’s probably in a similar boat
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I thought he was in law school
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm actually on a leave of absence this year.
Trying to wring a little bit of enjoyment out before life’s officially over.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
No school.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I would definitely, DEFINITELY go for that first configuration.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Better charge that battery, it’s looking a little low.
by JonathanPDX on Dec 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Kenyon Barner was the subject of Oregon Live's "Photo of the Day" yesterday."
KenJON!!!!!!!
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
New nickname?
New nickname.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed.
KJB = Kenjon Barner = The Grand Kenjon
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
TGK
Thus Spoke AtQ.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
The amount we have spent on Lawyers...
seems very small compared to what our media is making this out to be. Didn’t Minny pay like million for their services at one point???
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Oregonian coverage of UO finances tends to be rather insulated, and eschewing context.
“BIG NUMBER!!!!!! DOESN’T BIG NUMBER SOUND BIG!?!?!?!?!? LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!”
And so forth.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
To me Ken Goe's silence about the context is...
what concerns me. Sure, put out the facts. However, let people know what other schools have paid for the services.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
*supplement
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
*sacrament
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
*san dieg
AM I DOIN IT RITE
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
*Philadelphia
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
*Philomath
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Dec 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
fuck-you-up
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Buttercup
Baby just to let me down
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 9, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Who is rooting for a black hole to open up in the Madison Square Garden tomorow?
The idea of both Duke and Uw being sucked into oblivion sends joy giggles all over my body…Make it work scientist!
I like Duke.
But I’m willing to sacrifice them for the greater good.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
This!
(aka the mobile version of “recd”)
Prediction: LSU beats Bama, OkSt thumps Stanford, Oregon wins the Granddaddy, & USC fans claim USC deserves the title (@TrailBlazinPDX)
by AllSaintsDay on Dec 9, 2011 5:09 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
This may be a new guy thing,
but what’s the deal with fBSU’s SBN page logo? Is that the Oregon O chilling there? http://www.obnug.com/
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That has been there since (at the very least) summer 2009, IIRC.
I think it’s just the O from One in their name.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 9, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
And, an most appropriately located zero.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
It looks like Casey is going to get another shot in Philly.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Eeeesh, hear the quote about his mistake?
He started on the weak side vs. New York, bit on a play fake, and was burned for a touchdown. He later heard his fiancee was harassed by fans, and was eventually benched.
Now, the Eagles are my team (apart from the Ducks) and they often don’t live up to expectations, especially this year. But I wouldn’t wish Philly fans on anybody, especially a special Duck player. Hopefully Casey gets a bit more respect from fans this weekend.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Well he needs to learn
if you play in philly expect your family members to be harassed ridiculed and probably vomited on by the classy faithful fans
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
You have fun with that
@cfosterlatimes: UCLA coach search is over. People close to situation say that Jim Mora will be hired as the Bruins’ coach.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Jr?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
hahahahahahahaha
oooh as a falcon fan this is beautiful
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
First comment about it on Bruins Nation equals:
Gimme an M! Gimme and E! Gimme and H! What’s that spell?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcZqcPOlNM&feature=related
by Bruined 4 Life on Dec 9, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If Nestor comes out in support of the hire, that comment will be deleted in under 12 hours.
Things like that.
Think he'll flag (flog) himself?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ha. They're not happy. But still delusional.
If the report dropped late late Friday night is true, he would be taking over a team with talent that should be able to win a weak PAC 12 South next season. We expect him to deliver if the choice has actually been made.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Aww...
this game was too fun to end now.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I love how they were seriously debating Steve Sarkisian before that announcement.
Seriously. They were debating whether Sark would become their head coach.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
So for the big B5Q Hockey game Open Thread,
5 people other than the editor showed up. sad…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
we had those days here, too, man
and B5Q is years younger than we our. Growing takes time.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
and B5Q is years younger than we our.
our what?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Forgive Dave's grammar
I’m sure he meant “we is.”
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Dec 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe that's when he got in last last, 'the wee _our.'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Was expecting a tOSU welcome but instead got their mellower and more approachable cousin.
I married a Wisconsinite or a “Sconnie” and have to say that I loved Milwaukee which is kind of like a Midwest Portland, and the people are just straight salt of the earth folks.
They just need some brats and a few Millers or Milwaukee Beasts in them (Sigh, even our beers better!) to get going.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Madison reminded me if a cleaner Portland – with better architecture.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
We don't deal in hypotheticals...
/IF a cleaner Portland….
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I saw Wiscy was leading 2-0 after one, what's the final?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Bellotti'S Pension...
… is in part increased by the value of the free cars that were provided to him while he was head coach.
Is this a great country or what?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I'm scared, hold me...
Based on rumors coming out of the twitterz, Gary Crowton has been approached by ASU as a possible candidate.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yippeee!
And on another MUCH more important note, Where’s MY Quack FIX?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
With the rest of the mods
curled up with their wives.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I would love to see Cr*wt*n at asu.
Although part of me would rather USC had at least token opposition in the South, my preference is that the comatose giant in Tempe remains bedridden, and Cr*wt*n wouldn’t exactly energize the base.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Based on rumors from people who actually know stuff
Helfrich is too. Grrr.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 10, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
ASU is apparently only looking for people with head coaching experience. So I assume that would mean they wouldn’t seriously pursue him.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I hear Pat Hill is available.
Wasn’t long ago he was on everybody’s short list.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
But they are.
He has pretty deep connections in the athletic department there.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
It makes me really nervous
to think about him going somewhere in the Pac. It’s like he has critical state secrets that he would be taking the enemy.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Agreed.
I think that’s more worrisome than losing his coaching ability, since Chip seems to have that under control. Know what would be fun? Getting Joey in as the QB coach. Slim to none chance of it happening, I’m sure, but still, a girl who still has a crush can dream.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions
He could start at cheerleader, then we could listen to you guys oogle the cheerleader(s) too.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Surely you realize
that we are far too dignified and ladylike to oogle cheerleaders.
But…theorhetically you understand…would he be wearing a muscle shirt?
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
I don't know if a muscle shirt would show off Joey's best features.
But isn’t he precious in a polo?!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
He'll be wearing douchebag shorts and douchbag v-neck polyester blend uniform top, like all the other cheerleaders.
He wears the same uniform as everyone else.
NO SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR ST. JOEY
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Don't be silly.
Joey gets to wear whatever Joey damn well wants, because Joey is damn well perfect.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
Detroit wants to talk to you about that.
I keed.
My personal real life St. Joey story:
My friends convinced me to go to some piece of shit dueling piano bar in Portland, can’t remember what it was called. Sounds cheesy, oh they have beer, ok whatevs, I’ll do it. So the dueling piano dudes are doing their little piano comedy bit and no one is really paying attention, so they try to cut right to everyone’s emotional heart and they start playing dueling OSU vs UO fight songs bit by bit, each guy taking on one of the songs, complete with snarky banter between the music. Because it’s a cheesy piece of shit bar, the UO crowd is out-numbered like 90% to 10% or so (OSU friends, I keed, I keed), and the OSU contingent is getting rowdy and confident and actually there might be some fightin’ up in heya. Oh what’s that, Joey Harrington is in the piece of shit bar? Get’s up on stage and takes over for the UO piano guy, maintains the banter through the fight song bit, and then challenges the OSU guy to classical piano duel and kicks the shit out of him, everyone summarily impressed and hypnotized into submission.
Hilarious. What’s that, something’s going wrong somewhere, anywhere, for the UO? Look, up in the sky! It’s Super Joey!
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That is the BEST STORY
I’ve ever heard ever in my whole whole life ever. I KNEW Joey was perfect and now you’ve proven it.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Detroit can shove it.
And that is a fantastic, fantastic story.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
We all know it was your idea to go to your favorite place.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
No, this place was no Chuck-E-Cheese, believe me.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Cruelest to myself, though.
It’s already hard enough to concentrate on the game with Frost on the sideline…add in Joey and you double the difficulty. Oh man, that is such a sweet, sweet mental image.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
I giggled
Bruce Feldman @BFeldmanCBS 3 mins
Sumlin’s hire by A&M only ups Mike Stoops’ price tag. They’re tight & Stoops is the hottest commodity in college coaching now as a DC
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
based on those fearsome UA defenses he assembled
oh wait- they sucked every year. He is fun to watch on the sidelines.
A&M will be the school where everyone wants to go to play offense
but no one will want to go there to play defense
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
All our exes live in
Montana.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
by daisyduck on Dec 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It makes me sad that the kids didn't get the Zappa reference
And I will say that when I was at UO in the mid 90s, I very much did get that reference.
Shut up and play your guitar.
Let the kids speak for themselves.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
Colors are too Uw-like. And apparently they're playing Clemson.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Josh Huff could do that if only Darron would throw it to him more often.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Are we making that a thing now? if nothing else, 2011 is the year of record memes...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
And just in case people misunderstand me, I think that was most excellent !
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Coach Pflugrad's ex-fizzlies played like GRIZZLIES yesterday, 48-10 over N Iowa
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
For those who enjoy High school football, two Oregon teams, both 13-0 meet today at 1 pm, Pacific time on espn3
or, in PDX @ Jen-Weld Field for the state title in 6A. Both teams have 31 playoffs wins since this highest classification was established in 2008. Sheldon from Eugene vs. Lake Oswego.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Good reception...Sheldon receives
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Sheldon 3 & out, LO drives, goes for it on 4th & 2 forces fumble and now 1st and 10
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Word Problems.
Bruins Nation will implode if Ucla hires X.
X = any coach willing to take the Ucla job.
Ucla has just hired Jim Mora Jr.
Determine the current state of Bruins Nation.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Ummm yeah...
I wish the best for UCLA, especially given my hatred for USC. This decision seems questionable at best.
The thing about that is,
I really couldn’t care less how UCLA and their fans feel, especially those that frequent Bruins Nation.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
No one told me there was a math test today
That said,
Bruins Nation = The Apocalypse
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
They should get back to picking their noses then.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Lake Oswego leads 17-14 at the half
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Long, a RB from Lake Oswego approaches 300 yards rushing halfway thru the 4th Q and the Lakers lead 40-14
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Apparently Indiana is good at basketball again.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST reply actions
Tom Crean was a superb hire a few years ago
Always had Marquette as a dangerous team in the tournament
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Umm...
The only time he ever made it past the 2nd round and didn’t have at least double digit losses was when he had Dwyane Wade.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Doesn't mean they weren't capable of pulling out the win.
Plus he coached 8 of Marquettes Top 25 All-Time Leading Scorers
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Their current guy Buzz Williams hasn't missed a beat though
And has actually gone deeper than the first round two out of his three years there. There are a lot of better coaches out there than Tom Crean, calling him a superb hire is a bit of an exaggeration.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
It seems as if Crean recruits well, anyway.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
Jimmy Chitwood says wut?
That was quite the little shot there,
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Did you see what just happened?
He’s what that program needs. That’s what makes it a superb hire.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
He loses 20 games a year for three straight years
And now he has a lucky win at home after playing an SOS of 311? Let’s not anoint him yet, let’s see how he does in conference play and on the road.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
It may be a lucky win
but he’s getting them back in the positions to get those wins. You and I may have some disagreements in how we define “superb hire”. I (and Axemen) say he’s a superb hire because he’s getting that historical program back on track, much like he did with Marquette.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
True
But they weren’t competitive at all the last 3 years in conference, and quite frankly looked poorly coached. I won’t call Indiana back on track until they finish above .500 in conference. They have played a really weak schedule thus far, and while this win says they can compete with good teams, I’m not convinced they are back to where they should be.
I think he’s a good recruiter as TQA pointed out, but not a good game coach.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
He also started with only 2 players left after Sampson
I don’t think anyone expected them to challenge the top of the conference for a while.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't expect them to challenge for the top of the conference
But they weren’t even close to being a mid-level team. Last year, they played a similarly weak NC schedule, did okay, and then lost 9 games in a row at the end of the season. They’ve won exactly 1 road conference game in 3 years, against a bad Penn State team a couple years ago. Indiana and Tom Crean still have a lot to prove.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
What a great finish.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM PST reply actions
Whoooosez?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Just everything about him.
If you could define College Basketball as one person, it would be Dickie V
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Quote from Trent Richardson on the Heisman:
Yeah, (mumble mumble) you know, (mumble mumble mumble)
Dudes, I have no idea what he’s saying. I don’t even know what he said or whether it was actually a full sentence/thought.
PS: Go RGIII. What a quality person and a hell of a football player.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Montee Ball also seems well spoken
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
I heard him on the radio say he should win because he survived the SEC schedule. Paraphrasing of course.
So we should just rename it to the SEC Heisman and get it over with. The guys on the radio all agreed with him, I couldn’t believe it. I turned it off immediately.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I haven't heard enough from him to judge his attitude.
But everything I HAVE heard him say has been basically the epitome of the entitled arrogant attitude that the SEC fosters. That they deserve everything for being SEC and everyone else can just piss off. Nevermind the stats that show how “tough” the defenses he went against actually were, that’s irrelevant because SECSECSEC. After that, I didn’t really care who won as long as it wasn’t him.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I agree totally.
He didn’t say one thing that made me think he was a humble kid. It just furthers my hate for the SEC. Some of them really wonder why the rest of the nation can’t stand everything they stand for.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Not to be blunt...
But the band for this Heisman ceremony fucking sucks.
You weren't kidding
Holy shit this is bad. Sounds like a dying whale back there.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
One thing for sure
Luck didn’t lose because he shaved the beard.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Looking forward to seeing this man in NYC next year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I've been shurching the web and I found some good pics I wanted to share with everyone.
That score is beautiful
That’s what I’m talking about!
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
Holly crap.
Searching. I was fucking searching!
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
RG3 won the Heisman.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
I'm glad Richardson wasn't even close
LaMike’s behind some quality players, but idk about Moore and Wilson.
Incidentally, how often has the Heisman winner not played in the National Championship? I though we had a good 10 year run or something of Heisman winners playing for the Crystal Ball. Any ideas?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Dec 10, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
Tebow in ’07?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 10, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
I hate how the Heisman's become best player/best team.
It’s supposed to be most valuable player. By that logic, RG3, Luck, Barkley (maybe/maybe not), Keenum and (as much as I hate to say it) Moore should have been finalists because they mean the most to their team. The right guy won, no doubt about it.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it's supposed to be most Outstanding player.
That’s not necessarily MVP. But MVP does seem closer to the spirit than “best player on a team playing for the national championship”
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Oh, my mistake.
I’m still glad RG3 won
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
I'm surprised Ball and Honey Badger attended
given how large a drop off there was between Richardson (who I’d place behind those two but whatever meh SEC) and them.
I’m glad RG3 won.
by INducktrination on Dec 10, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
WHO THE HELL GAVE LMJ A FIRST PLACE VOTE
seriously, who actually thought he deserved it this year?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Maybe they read Benzduck's LMJ>Trent Richardson Article?
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 10, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions
You know what?
I think that’s pretty fair on the voting. Of course I’d have voted LMJ higher, but he missed enough time due to injury that I understand him dropping off the radar. Richardson should be lower, but I understand the reason he is there.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 11, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
z
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
eplin, maaaan
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 11, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
bonerpill
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 11, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
or
lliprenob
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Broncos down 0-10 with just a few minutes left in the game.
Just nailed a 59 yard field goal to send it to overtime. Things are getting spooky down in Denver.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And the Broncos win it
with a 51 yard kick in overtime, following a Chicago fumble forced by the Broncos defense.
ALL CREDIT TO TEBOW.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And a 51 yarder in OT to win it
Tebow: 3-16 for 85 yards qtrs 1-3
15-20 for 175 4th qtr
SMH, as the kids say.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
To be fair
51 in Denver is like 41 in Seattle
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
#Tebowtime
He doesn’t lose. I don’t get it, I don’t like it, but for the love of god Marion Barber made inexcusable mistakes twice…Hell, he was 1 step from gone in OT
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I thought he was
That was an unbelievable 4th quarter and overtime.
by WeeJa on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Tebow
The man can pick apart a prevent defense better than anybody. Why any defense bothers to change their scheme in the 4th quarter against him is just beyond me. Hey! Let’s let him complete 7 yard throws to unguarded WRs just standing in the middle of the field again and again and again and again.
by INducktrination on Dec 12, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not a Broncos fan
But I’m living in Denver right now, so I’ve gotten to watch all of it. The guy is absolutely incredible. His play in the 4th quarter is unreal, and yeah Barber blew the game, but Tebow is still an amazing clutch player.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
'Cept
You know what happened to “Touchdown Jesus”?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 12, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
Goes to show what confidence in your team's ability will do for you in close games
Exactly why we see Oregon go for, and convert on, so many 4thas downs. The Broncos believe they’re going to rally in the 4th, and they do it. What an exciting tine for that team!
I do feel semi-bad for Marion barber, though. He made mistakes that he shouldn’t have made, and on a stage like that, that has to be rough.
by WeeJa on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
For a moment there, Tebow was 3 for 16.
I prayed he would have a Jock Licker day.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 11, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't you read the Whitlock article?
Denver’s only winning because Tebow had two parents. God has nothing to do with it. The real question is, “Did Aaron Rodgers grow up with two parents?” Because if he did, the game will surely be played to a draw.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 11, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
I guess that makes drafting easy.
Mel Kiper’s QB guru evaluation secrets are out.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Drew Brees is screwed.
Also, didn’t know Rodgers attended Vose Elementary School and Whitford Middle School in Beaverton, Oregon.playing baseball in the Raleigh Hills Little League at the positions of shortstop, center field and pitcher
Thank you Wiki! NO I will not send money,
i no, rite? it's lyk im alreddy dun ritin' turm paepurs n stuph
Thank you Wiki! NO I will not send money,
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 12, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
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