National Signing Day: De'Anthony Thomas, the nation's top athlete, commits to the Oregon Ducks
The Black Mamba is coming to Eugene! De'Anthony Thomas, one of the top recruits in the country, has committed to the Oregon Ducks in a press conference held at his school this evening.
Thomas was long considered a USC lock, but Oregon never gave up him, and after a surprise visit this weekend, will be coming to the U of O. Thomas is considered one of the top recruits to come out of the LA area, ever, and Oregon got him right from under USC's nose.
While taking recruit from USC is fun, Duck fans should really be excited about Thomas' potential, and the impact that Thomas could make at Oregon. He's drawn comparisons to Percy Harvin, and will have a chance to play a similar role with the Ducks. While Thomas could play a number of positions, he'll get a shot on the offensive side of the ball, and that was a big reason he chose Oregon.
Thomas is one of the biggest recruits to come to Oregon, and I couldn't be more excited to see how Chip Kelly will use him. A player like Thomas, who is pure athleticism but is a bit on the small side, is made for a coach like Chip Kelly, that will get creative and use his talents to their greatest potential.
It's been a great day to be a Duck, and this takes that to a whole new level. With the talent and coaching staff in place,the future is bright. GO DUCKS!
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If it turned out differently this would have been posted on ATQ: Phillipines
by omb on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
The DAT to USC post is being Fedex'd to starving kids in Affrica
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Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
He's got fanshots for every occasion.
One if DT commits, one if DT doesn’t, and one if DT turns out to be the same guy as Tyler Durden.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t stop (don’t stop) don’t stop the beat
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
Does this mean Snoop Dogg is going to take some trips to Eugene?
I can guess at least 1 reason this might happen….
Now how do we convince him to play corner?
It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Paraphrasing Churchill after the US entered the war:
Now that he’s ours, we can tell him what to do
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Kash and Mamba roommates reality show
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Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Waaaaaay better than T.Ocho
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
It'll be like Cribs.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
I would like to amend my idea
“Kash, Black and Mamba”
I know we are trying to convince DAT to play CB, but Devon Blackmon is just too funny to leave out.
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Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
DBlack just needs to convince Kash to get on Twitter.
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
No no no no NO!
Twitter would just make this thing a mess.
"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
Go Ducks
Which thread do I post in?
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Wherever the hell you want.
It’s a party!
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
LoL yes they are finding excuses especially the old guy talking
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
Same spin Loogieville came up with this AM.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
And they're making sure everyone knows he had a ....
Commitment with USC.
Eh, but he’s a 17 year old kid. What can you expect?
They’re handling it well.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I agree. I don’t think they’re being all that hard on him. They’re obviously disappointed, but I think they’re handling it well.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
Of course they are...
"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
Shoot. Please re-post the linky.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
he's off now. They cut to him for a minute
paraphrase: “I want to think all of our commits for sticking to their word, there’s always something in recruiting, we’ll move on, he doesn’t cost us any wins.”
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
Dear Lane,
What’s that about “sticking to your word?”
Sincerely,
Tennessee
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Mamba coach sez SC, U MAD?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
That dude looks like
the guy from Hellraiser.
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Dang
why can’t I post a photo?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/hellraiser/Royalbliss1/Hellraiser/IMAG0183.jpg?o=166
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Here

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Thanks
I couldn’t figure out how to post that! Uncanny resemblance!
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
"I wonder what happened on that trip?"
Really, Fuck these blowhards on ESPN LA
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
It's called honest coaches
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
wow they really went there?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
Conquest Chronicles, you are one hell of an entertaining venue.
No surprise at all, and good luck to him. Bought and paid for with sweatshop cash. It’s time for an thorough investigation of Dirty Phil Knight’s rotten enterprise
Must be some really sour grapes.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Bought and paid for with… wha?
Wait, do they know who Reggie Bush actually played for?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder where USC's Uniforms are made?
Pot meet Kettle
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Says the team going on probation
That’s fantastic
These guys have been looking at a dynasty for the last decade. They’re starting to cope with the fact that they aren’t the top dog anymore and going through the stages of grief. As much as we need to learn how to be on top of the mountain, they need to learn how to look up again.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
wow
Don’t hold anything back down there fellas. Nice comments.
"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly
by UOfootball on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
So is it bad form
to go over them and tell them they are full of shit?
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Y'all do realize that according to ESPN, he's only the #16 prospect.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
aye
but who cares about ESPN rankings?
i sure dont.
GO DUCKS
by Pie on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
that offense has some interesting formations
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
As great as his performance is
I LOVE that this game was played at the Coli! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 2, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
By now he's 4'11"
and number 149
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
That was updated as of 6:54 PM PST
He was #5 while “USC” was next to his name
So many entendres. So little time.
Can I get a full list of our signed recruits now?
along with their stars, so i can talk trash to all these SEC blowhards tomorrow?
anyone with a complete link?
They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions
One thing that keeps coming out about our coaching staff...
is how comfortable they make kids feel on their visit. Their open and honest with them…it pays off regardless but especially when juxtaposed with someone as slimy as Kiffin.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
It makes a difference
And more importantly, it makes a difference to the players that the Ducks want. The kids who it doesn’t matter about and turns them off – a lot of them are already weeded out nicely.
And I love that Chip essentially said that today in his presser.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
This is such an exciting signing for so many reasons. GO DUCKS!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
This reminds me of when we signed J-Stew...
only like a 100x bigger. That was significant in solidifying us as a force in NW recruiting…this will make big waves in LA.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
He
still hasn’t signed his loi?
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Everyone is talking about who is going to play where
But yunno what? Seems like there are 2 positions we recruit at Oregon. Linemen and athletes. And the line between the two is blurry sometimes as well (coughROWEcough).
CK will find the best spot for him I'm sure
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Just need to get CK
to South Carolina now.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Just til
Valentines day.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
As inspired by Linoleum Knife:

War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
haha yes
sooo happy. all my little U$C friends are all butthurt and i am laughing in their face!
wrap your mind around this
we have the #1(Thomas), #2 (Colt) and #5(French) athletes from this recruiting class.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
And espnu has blackmon as the #2 athlete on the espnu150
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
where
do they have colt and french?
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
ESPN has Colt as a 3 star....while the rest of the world has him as a 4 or 5 star....
Probably because he is from Oregon…ESPN blowhards.
by ericalancanty on Feb 2, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
Via George Schroeder
RT @BryanDFischer: RT @insidetroy: Black Mamba said he faxed in his #LOI to the #Ducks at 9:36 this morning.
…wait, seriously?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
I think
Colt should be the White Mamba.
Think that well catch on?
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
He should be La Flama Blanca
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It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Oh HELL yes.
Kenny Fucking Powers. FTW.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
The studiobabe who works with Stewart Mandel on his podcast called Maehl “La Flama Blanca”.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
its sure is a bitchen nickname
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Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
I like
La Flama Azul
/whydoesitsmelllikeburnthair
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Chip was holding out on us.
But I’ll forgive him
Someday hopefully someone will explain all this.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
It's called Twitter.
It allows the younger generations to communicate about premarital intercourse and recreational drug use through obscene abbreviations. Now let’s get you some applesauce.
It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
by Takimoto on Feb 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
You're such an asshole sometimes, Tako.
I don’t know why I put up with you. Maybe because you’re so fucking cute. Now, spoon me up some of that applesauce.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
I added some cinnamon, just the way you like it. And plus, I DVR'd Matlock so we can watch it together.
It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
You didn't tape over Lawrence Welk did you?
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
He has an entire iTunes library of episodes of Garrison Keillor on A Prairie Home Companion for you.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
I hate that fucking liberal bastard fatass mushmouth.
And his goddamned pansy Commie NPR.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
I'll "Dresden" yours
we’re reading Slaughterhouse 5 in lit.
FINALLY a good book.
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
One of the best I've read.
But you can’t come to Oregon until you’re read One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
I've read it
not only that, my english teacher was on “the bus” with Kesey and the merry pranksters, and has the pictures and video to prove it.
she swears she didn’t do acid.
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
I believe her
Pot and acid don’t mix.
Trust me on that.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
This
Is not true. Don’t do “B” without “A” or “B” may get out of hand.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Feb 3, 2011 6:52 AM PST up reply actions
Kind of.
What it really does is allow youngsters to take 20 minutes to have a 30-second conversation.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
This is what texting does
my daughter won’t call me but she will send me 5 texts in a row until I call her, then we will resolve whatever it is in like 15 seconds. I really don’t get it.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Because talking on the phone sucks
And texting is way better
I disagree
I just went through this 10 minutes ago, when she asked to spend the night at her friend’s house. I have to ask if her homework is done, does she have a change of clothes etc. That is a conversation not a message. Texts are to say “on my way home” or “I’ll be a little late” if it needs more than one exchange of information, then fricking call me kid!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess that's true
But as not a young man, but one who hates the phone, I find it better to text
Then why do you bother with a phone at all?
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
If you like inefficient and impersonal communication, yes.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
We use IM extensively at work, but I’ve lost count of the number of conversations that I had to switch to telephone.
The occasional text exchange is fine, but it’s a lot easier to talk than to exchange texts, especially if one is trying to multitask and keeps getting his spreadsheet work interrupted by popups.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
This is because you are older and sensible
Teenagers formulate plans via mail. It’s like 19th century communication only instantaneous, sort of. My problem is that there is a use for such things, but not when a back and forth exchange of ideas or information is necessary.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
i cant remember the last time I made plans that weren't spur of the moment
that wasn’t facebook or text
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
Unsurprising.
They are so inefficient you don’t have time to actually communicate normally.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
I actually had a thoughtful moment a bit back
I was on my way over to a friend’s dorm room, but left my phone at home because it was dead. When I got there, I realized I didn’t have a way into the building if he didn’t come let me in. Any ducks here from the 80-90s remember how you set up get-togethers before cell-phones were so widely used?
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
It was called "personal interaction."
We spent time together, you know. My friends and I would actually make time to see each other. The house I lived in my last 3 years became a hub where folks would congregate and/or just drop by. And there was this thing, you might have heard about it, called a telephone. It had wires and everything, but it worked well enough.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
We don’t even have a texting plan on our phones (my wife and I share minutes on a plan). We have told all our friends and family not to text us because it costs us extra. And they’ve graciously complied, for the most part.
I just hate texting as a form of communication. Conversation should be back and forth, not snippets of half-thoughts typed out in incomplete words and abbreviations. I admit that it has uses, but far less than the replacement for actual social interaction that it has become. Well, that and Facebook. But don’t even get me started on Facebook.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
While visiting my grandkids last June I had an amusing observation. My daughter and son-in-law were sitting on their sofa in the living room, watching some TV show I don’t recall. Both were actively texting. I watched this with some interest for a while, then asked them what exactly the fuck was going on.
They were texting each other, while watching TV.
Apparently, this was preferable to interrupting the flow of the show by talking to each other about it.
I shook my head and returned to my Reader’s Digest.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
I have watched my daughter with her friends
They are sitting there in the same room and hanging out with other friends who aren’t there. They aren’t talking to each other. Just texting their other friends, it is quite a site to see. I just stand there and watch them all engrossed in their text machines, as ten minutes go by and nobody says a word, but they are all furiously texting to others not present. It is amazing. I commented on the wonder of it all, and they just looked at me like I was OLD.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
My friends and I get together and play board games quite often, whether D&D or some other board game. I love games. I have fun playing them, I have fun interacting with the other people playing them, I enjoy strategizing and planning ahead for my next move.
So I’ll be intent on the game, or on engaging someone else in conversation, while everyone else is surfing the internet or texting in between their turns.
It really infuriates me. If you want to have a conversation with somebody else, by all means, go have that conversation. But if you want to BE HERE, PLAYING A GAME, please PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONE.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I to enjoy playing D&D
And lots of other fun, and higher order games, it is important to pay attention to what the others are doing IMO. I don’t think that would be tolerated with the group I play with. I have a friend who is ruthless, and he may be willing to go through an alignment change to strike down non attentive player’s characters.
My favorite games: Dominion, D&D (of course), Battle Stations, Settlers of Catan, and who am I kidding there are too many. Needless to say I have to agree with your assessment of gaming.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
We play a pretty casual game, so I can easily see how that wouldn’t be tolerated at ALL in other groups. I would still prefer that they watch what’s going on at all times…
Dominion is great, Puerto Rico, Settlers, Race for the Galaxy, and Carcassonne. Carcassonne is awesome because my wife, who isn’t big on regular board games, loves it. And it’s pretty conducive to two player games, which is something that’s hard to find.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
My wife isn't really into the role play games
But she loves Dominion, and settlers. I’ve only played Carcasonne online, but enjoyed it. Breispielwelt.com is a great place for a quick game when you have kids that terrorize you game pieces/cards
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
My wife isn’t really into the role play games
You’re on the wrong board, my friend
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
I have to admit
You got me there, good one.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
You kids have words for everything, don't you?
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
We tried the limited data plan
Until we got the dreaded bill for almost $1000, my daughter, and my niece both burned us by going thousands of minutes over the limit, and sending several thousand texts in a single month, they were literally on their phone for a couple weeks of the one month billing period. Luckily, ATT gives you one get out of jail free card, and forgave a large portion of the overages, because we agreed to significantly increase our plan, unlimited texts, and an ass ton of minutes with roll-over.
I know what you are thinking. Why didn’t I take their phones back? Because they are apparently unaware that there are land lines, and have you tried to find a phone booth lately? They no longer exist, unless it is at the police station, or outside a homeless shelter. I need to know where they are when they don’t communicate, and they are late.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I’m sympathetic to your cause. My oldest is only 4, so we haven’t hit that stage yet. I’ve always desired to be an understanding Dad, trying to give my kids the freedom to do what they want as long as it won’t get them in too much trouble. But it’s going to be an interesting decision when they turn 8 and all of a sudden every 8-year-old has a phone and texts.
By that time, chances are we’ll have had to upgrade our plan anyway, but you never know. I’m trying to instill in my children good communication skills, but I’m not sure we’ll be able to resist the tidal wave of pressure to get the unlimited text plan, when that time cimes.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
My 10 yr old is begging for a cell phone but I’ve told him he can’t have one until he’s 13. In related news, did you know that I am ‘The Worst Mom In The World’??
Daisy, here's a tip
My 10 year old was asking for the same thing. So when I recently upgraded my phone to a new Droid, I took the SIM card out of my old blackberry and gave it to my daughter.
Now she has a phone that can’t make calls or text or get online but can play games, use the calendar, notes etc. I told her, this is her test to show me how responsible she is with a phone. If she breaks it, or loses it, destroys it, oh well it’s a piece of junk to me now anyway, but she gets to show me how she’ll handle a real phone… when she’s 13 too.
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
This is an excellent suggestion
And I believe I still have my husband’s old bb in a drawer somewhere. Thanks for the great idea MD!
I would have gone with:
“Hey, De’Anthony Thomas committed to Oregon!”
“The Trojans should have… used protection.”
Or DVD extra alternate ending:
“It looks like Thomas just… burst a trojan.”
If I didn't suck at the interwebs
“He’s going to USC, right?”
“You’d think that…
“But apparently he’s a…
TROJAN HORSE”
YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Hey guys, the guy who was possibly the most heralded football player in LA football history just signed with Oregon.
Oregon.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:15 PM PST reply actions
The football monopoly in LA has moved to Eugene.
It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
by Takimoto on Feb 2, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, I'd call this a coup.
Considering that he grew up in the shadows of the Coliseum and played his HS home games there.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
OT and I know this is a celebration thread
but just WOW:
@jwquick
Jason Quick
I hate to play doctor, but the replay was gross. This looks like a major injury to Matthews’ ankle. Blazers bench looks stunned.
Snakebit doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Ya I cried a little when I saw it
/Cursed team
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Pretty much the worst ankle roll in history
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Entire Blazer bench looked sick when they saw it
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Good grief.
Is there like arsenic in the water at the RG or something?
This has to be the most snakebit team in history.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Starting at Center ...
Floooooooooooo Hartenstein
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
I hear Bob Fife is staying in shape.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Full recovery from the toolbox that fell on his head?
Good for him.
Signed, Bill Musgrave
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 2, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to the Trail Blazers?
"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
if you hate yourself
12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
You think that's bad?
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
For reals - buckle your seat belts this is gonna get rough

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Why?
I was enjoying this thread…now my leg hurts.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
It's surreal
how much this looks like a bad ’shop, warp tool and all. Legs were not meant to bend like that.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Probably one of the worse ones I’ve seen
Seriously. Don’t watch it.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
This is still my favorite
I lived in near DC at the time, and hated the Redskins with a passion. But this one still makes me cringe.
Theesman vs. LT
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
I won't even watch that one
but I know what it is. Why would you do that?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Think about this
In Don Essig’s voice
Darron Thomas to De…ANTHONY Thomas for the touchdowwwwwn!
I credit my urine for the victory.
He loved "Dixon to Dickson"
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Everyone loved Dixon to Dickson
12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
My favorite
Dixon YOUR mouth Booty
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
DT 2 DT 4 TD!!!
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Say it 5 times fast...
Because you may need to sometime soon.
Signed, Bill Musgrave
by Bill Musgrave on Feb 2, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
so here’s a question. We’ve got a huge logjam. does this increase the chances of seastrunk leaving?
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
Miralax
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Did someone say logjam?

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
by qrsouther on Feb 2, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that our second Big Lebowski reference today?
They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, so we're still far below our average.
Let’s get to it, Dudes.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
We finished with the #9 class ranking according to Rivals
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Ranked #7 in average star rating.
Best recruiting class ever.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Just imagine if an SEC school signed the exact same class
Easily #1
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Wes Matthews back on court
Looks ok
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
It's called Marcaine
and it’s injectable.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Fibula
could still be fractured.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
So, six from the ESPN 150.
Have we ever had more than three in a year?
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
we had four or five last year
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
(Making sure to put a subject line here)

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:37 PM PST reply actions 23 recs
That's a rec
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
Put a small green 0 as the first letter in 'over'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ooh, that’s a good idea. (I don’t know if I have the skills to pull it off convincingly, but someone else should do it.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
I can't do it either but itw can be done....anyhow 47 rec's ain't enuf!! Great work!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That's a win
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
Before y'all start getting too excited, consider this..
One school has been in the top 20 for five years straight in the recruit rankings, specifically 13, 18, 2, 19 and 19.
In that same period, that team averaged about 6 losses per season, and only won 9 games once, and had a losing record this year.
Now, this could just be proof that it ain’t the recruits, it’s the coaching. And I’m not implying that we’re Clemson. Just pointing out that it’s easy to get all worked up over kids who haven’t put on the pads and neon socks yet.
Oh, and Clemson has a “better” class than we have this year. #8 overall.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Recruiting rankings are nice for fans but they really don’t matter. Too many other factors go into success on the field.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions
Very nice. I think I like yours more than mine.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, well thanks. Yours is awesome.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Needs a bigger 0 but rec'd maxi
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Fill in the blank ATQ
USC Football next year will have ___________ Wins
UCLA Football will have _____________ Wins
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
That's easy
*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Damnit Axemen, UCLA wins at the game of life
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
Slight correction/addition required for accuracy:
“answer to both
fewer than Oregon has” COMBINED.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I see USC with 9 and UCLA with 4.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
in order to not jinx us, i refused to watch Thomas’ youtube highlights until after he announced. i also went to dinner and refused to look at my phone. now that i am home, i have seen that my plan worked. y’all are welcome.
on a related note, Mark Banker just shat himself.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
hmm, now we (might) know your real name
that makes (counts on fingers) 9 ATQers who have been exposed.
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
You would think
after spending so much time on ATQ, he’d have a better idea of how to stop us.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
wait!
we’re not being serious?!?!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
New Question
Just like we’re excited for this year, we had quite a few great players come in last year and many of them didn’t see the field.
Which redshirt freshman are going to make the biggest difference this season? Seastrunk was the highest rated but that doesn’t always translate into being the most productive or ready to contribute. Any predictions?
Dontae Williams
Ryan Clanton.
Eric Dungy.
Terrence Mitchell
Curtis White
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
You get 3 guesses what school Thomas was thinking about today (courtesy of SBnation)

University of Oregon, Class of 2015
i love the NCAA. they snuck this in today:
The NCAA will cite the University of Tennessee’s football program with a failure to monitor a violation stemming from the short tenure of former head coach Lane Kiffin, multiple sources close to the investigation both inside and outside the university told FanHouse.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Tennessee, Kiffin, and Reaves will have 90 days to respond to the NCAA’s findings once the official letter of allegations arrives. In the meantime, two of the most storied progams in college football are on shaky ground.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
So does anything happen to Kiffin here?
Or is it just Tennessee that’s fucked?
it looks like this might actually follow him. at the least, its not gonna help USC’s appeal.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly what hurts USC chances for an appeal most is Kiffin
The guy not only was a legacy-pick from the Pete Carrol days but picked up tons of secondary recruiting violoations within a year a Tenn. It was a stupid hire on many levels
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
a comment from Conquest Chronicles had me laugh:
Snoop is allegedly a huge Nike Honk and he wants some seed money for his football league, camp or whatever it is.
Like Torian White I am fine with him going to the Ducks… ’SC needs guys who are 100% in…we cannot miss…whether we like it or not DT is NOT one of those guys.
why is this so funny? Snoop is actually SPONSORED BY ADIDAS!!!! i drive by his billboard at the Adidas HQ in N. Portland all the time.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I love me
some new-fangled torjan-based schadenfreude
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
if anyone is a ‘member’ over there, you can steal my take. Snoop is actually in Adidas commercials too. obviously Uncle Phil isn’t very good at recruiting.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
Please someone do this, it would be hilarious.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Too much?
He’s just drooling over Nike
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
nice work. adidas honestly has a whole ad campaign designed around him and a few other pop culture folks. basically reppin’ the lifestyle is not just for athletes.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
I’m still pinching myself. This class, on top of last year’s class? I literally cannot wait to pay for my season tickets and parking pass.
We have so much talent in the stable. I think Chip should make a formal rules change request…Ducks should be able to play offense with two footballs at one time.
Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.
I can't wait to get in for free!
And skip the lines! And be at every home game!
…seriously, join band. The advantages are many, the disadvantages will not be mentioned here.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
I'm having an epic internal struggle between sugar-coating the experience or giving you the Pros AND Cons.
what do you play?
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Oh.
Then you will have a freakin’ blast. Half our bassline won gold at DCI with the Oregon Crusaders. Sick grooves, awesome instructor, I highly recommend it.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Now that his decision is set, I am curious — what would the cons for him have been if he hadn’t played in the drumline?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
Drumline's a much more compact and precise group.
I’d liken it to a 200-student lecture hall vs. a 15 student discussion section with the Prof.
I’d say that there are an awful lot of college bands, drum corps, and even high-level high school bands that do what we do and better, just because it’s a bit much to ask one director to turn 200+ busy college kids into a perfect performance on 2-3 practices a week.
But I’m never disappointed by how clean our drumline is, how knowledgeable the instructor is, and how they work/gel together as a group. Maybe that’s just cuz I march brass, and the unknown nature of percussion impresses me all the more when I see sticks flashing across heads faster than I can see, but I’ve been marching 6+ years now, and they continue to impress.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
“performing” remains to be seen. I make good noises with sticks though.
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
don't worry about it
I had to groan a little when I saw your post about “going out” for band. An audition system is something I’d like to see, but at this point, if you make good noises with an instrument, we’ll be glad to have ya!
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
protip, though
Autzen is MUCH MUCH louder when you’re standing on the field.
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
remains to be seen how well I can play+perform
“performances” haven’t been my strong suit, but having fun is different
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
Naah, come on, that wouldn't be fair.
We already get four downs to their three.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
My theory about what I think what Chip is going to do to solve our concerns:
1) To play faster
2) Use more players/talent
Play the offense more like he does the defense, eg., have 2 platoons of players ready to come in as a unit, make up your own ‘teams’, say Bennett and Lache, Curtis White, Eric Dungy, DaT, plus Grasu and 4 linemen (pick ’em) and then DT, LMJ, KB, Williams plus Mana Greig and 4 linemen, keep rotating, wear down the oppositions defense, keep our guys fresh with more speed and fewer injuries.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Okay, here's my stab at it..

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:22 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
The graphic monopoly in ATQ is officially over. Well done, sir.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
A word of warning!
I decided to head on over to Conquest Chronicles to see what was being posted over there. Not a word about DT. As a matter of fact, they were bad mouthing Torian White for switching back to UCLA (because of his mom) and bashing Neu-weasel (which I completely support). So I make one, small comment about Kiffin competing with Neu-weasel for sleaziest coach in the conference (as if this comment would be controversial), and the next thing I know, I’m banned and my post has been deleted!! With much restraint, I wasn’t truly trolling, just pointing out some indisputable truths about their coach! Needless to say, over there, the are a very sensitive bunch. Also, the fact that there is no mention of losing their biggest recruit shows how pompous those a$$es are!!
"As if this comment would be controversial" on a SC homer board?
You, my friend, are either a troll or very, very naive.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
OK, so it was a little backhanded, but c'mon!!
I really meant it in the view of the rest of the conference, or the nation, for that matter. But seriously, if they don’t think their coach is a lightning rod for controversy they’re either completely ignorant or incredibly narcissistic. Maybe both.
Regardless of how correct your opinion may be, take it from a pro:
It’s not worth posting on their site.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
Hence "take it from a pro."
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
RBR, Bruins Nation, and what?
"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'll guess Dawg Pound or Conquest Chronicles
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Maybe OBNUG?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
Probably both...
I know I’d get banned from Conquest Chronicles in 5 seconds…
"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
You hit the nail on the head.
Completely ignorant and incredibly narcissistic.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
You were trolling. So you got banned.
What don’t you understand?
"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith
Dude seriously, if it was trolling, it was a very light version of it.
I’ve seen things WAAAAAY more controversial on this blog and on Track em Tigers
of course. we don’t take ourselves serious.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
True, thanks.
I guess they’re still stinging from it. Like after the BCSNC, I avoided pretty much all forms of media for about a week. :(
Just making light of the recent news
is enough to make CC blow its fuse
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Just a few things to note:
1. Everyone thinks bad things about their coach are disputable.
2. Nobody wants to hear them ever, but especially immediately after very publicly losing a major recruit.
3. Every fan base is sensitive.
If a Husky came over here and started saying things about CK, you’re damn right I’d want him banned. And you know what? I think any bad thing about CK is disputable, because he’s my coach and I love him. I have to imagine the Trojans feel the same way about Kiffin.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
I can honestly see that justly pissing them off.
If someone came on here and compared Chip Kelly and Mike Riley as the sleaziest coaches out there, I would find that trollish.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Yeah, that would be trolling (especially considering you only had one other comment at the site), and if a Husky or Beaver or someone came in and just started the same type of thing, I’d probably delete and warn or ban as well.
It’s really not worth it to stir up shit on other SBNation boards, and is against the ATQ user guidelines.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
BFeldmanESPN Bruce Feldman
Scary prospect: Chip Kelly can send out a line-up w DeAnthony Thomas, Tacoi Sumler where LaMichael’s the 3RD-fastest Duck on the field.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
how about this
DT LMJ and in the backfield. Thomas and Huff wide. Blackmon and Sumler in the slot.
University of Oregon, Class of 2015
Kenjon is sad with that line-up.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
He's okay with it.
He spells LMJ on the next play.
Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.
hooray for teamwork!
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
A-11 it is.
They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.
by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
how many guys can play TE next year? 6? i dare you to try and guard them 1-on-1 with a LB.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
6 TEs
….at once. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
So is D'AT
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack
we should have a contest for the fastest/most unguard-able line-up and what the play would be ran with that group.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
New DT and CH
back for kick offs.
Run a reverse as much as possible.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
we should run the “everyone huddle up and hide the ball” return every time.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
I've heard mention of that play
but never seen it actually run (by anybody). video?
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
D Blackmon played QB last year right? Throwbacks every return!
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Can't wait to see him on the track
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day
So, Haveon Clownface never signed?
What’s he waiting for? Any explanation?
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Video of the Black Mamba’s announcement.
Quite emotional. I hope he made the correct decision for himself.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions
the kid uses "y'know"
like valley girls use “like”.
Small nitpick though. I hope he has a great time here in Eugene, cuz this was obviously a huge decision for him.
Any opinions on “Baby DT”?
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
The “y’know” as verbal filler was endearing to me. If the announcement had been that he was going to USC, I’m sure I would have hated it.
I agree with TQA8 — I hope he made the right decision. That said, I couldn’t be happier that he chose us.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
He was probably nervous as hell.
I would have been.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
i dont how cool you are – you aren’t a great public speaker at 18. especially when its the biggest decision of your life…so far…look how far LMJ has improved in just 2 years.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Hell just look at how much he improved between the end of season after the heisman and award festivities.
It was obvious he had gotten a ton of coaching in a short amount of time.
I think he might become my new favorite Duck in a year or two.
Talking about getting his degree and his education, promising to come back and coach (which might not happen, but it shows how much his high school family means to him), wearing the “12-O” shirt to remind the ‘SC guys how badly we beat them this year, and just his raw and endearing emotion…seems like a sweet kid who’s going to be a great asset to the team in all areas, not just blazing past opponents on the field.
Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.
by lovemyducks81 on Feb 2, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
HEY!
You better not waiver on KJB! Executive order!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
What do you take me for?!
A year or two is all we have left with Kenjon. Also, there might be room in my heart for the both of them.
Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.
by lovemyducks81 on Feb 2, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
I award you two bonus points for making up a word that seems like it could be a real word.
But I take away three for spelling it with an “s” instead of a “c.”
Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.
by lovemyducks81 on Feb 3, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
mos definitely > ya know
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
after watching that, i can see why CK loves him. you think he’s gonna be scared going into Cowboy Stadium in front of 80k+ LSU fans? not a chance.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
In other news,
Blake Griffin did this tonight.
So yeah. It’s completely irrelevant, but it’s also Blake Griffin.
War Mallard.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 9:10 PM PST reply actions
…and i get an iPhone at Midnight. its been a long, great day.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
for some reason they go on sale for Verizon customers at 3am East Coast and midnight west coast.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hoping a lot of ATT iPhone users defect.
Leave me more bandwidth.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You want more bandwidth?
You should defect too.
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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But that doesn't answer the question:
Why at midnight?
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
I really want DeAnthony to wear #5
so I can call him Mamba #5
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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I really want DeAnthony to wear #5
so I can call him Mamba #5
Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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What I want for my birthday.
D’AT wearing #5
Colt wearing #45
and Cliff Harris on Twitter.
Seriously, how can I make these things happen.
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Hi, my name's Cliff Harris, and I'm here to lock Kobe down?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Did he say his dream is to come back and coach his high school football team?
I can see why Chip and the staff liked this kid.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
yes. basically he’s not leaving cuz it will always be home. that kid has some courage.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Ok look at these weapons on offense
LMJ
Barner
Seastrunk
D Williams
Carson
Tuinei
Huff
Lowe
Hawkins
Blackmon
Kelley
De Thomas
Vaughn
Sumler
and none of that even includes probably our deepest position, TE which has Paulson, Williams, White, French and Lyerla.
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I thought Colt was going to get a shot at the TZR position?
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Oh, and that's just a ridiculous amount of talent.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Here's the best part
Out of all of that, we’ll have 3 seniors (Tuinei, Paulson and B Williams) and that’s if you include the QB’s.
Do we even recruit offense next year?
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I'm not so sure about that
We’ll be losing 2 d-line guys from our 2 deep next year (Turner and Hanna) and we’re bringing in 2 guys this year, and we’ll still have Hart, Jordan, Heimuli, Keliikipi, Ebert, Lake, and Anderson and maybe Remington.
We’re still going to be pretty deep, so we may add 2 D-line next year, and we’ll still have to listen to people complain we didn’t get enough d-line recruits.
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it lets us be super picky on that side of the ball.
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by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
This depth basically makes it so the players are recruiting us, and then we get to choose. At least for next year.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Mack Brown approves of this recruiting method.
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by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
It should make recruiting the next QB fun
“Hey kid, how’d you like to come in and play with these guys?”
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i can't wait till CK gets some seasoning and learns how to coach and recruit on this level of college football
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
That will be great since
We are terrible at recruiting QBs
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
And only hire guys who run gimmick offenses.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
not sure if anyone caught this article about Snoop’s Youth Football League in LA but it’s worth a read:
And there it is, the connective tissue linking Snoop to Garrett: 14 of Garrett’s Crenshaw players started in the SYFL. There are Snoop alums all over the Southland, but Crenshaw is where the impact is felt deepest. Garrett’s seniors, including five-star USC commit De’Anthony Thomas and FBS prospects Marquis Thompson and James Brock, are members of the league’s second unofficial graduating class.
http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insider/columns/story?columnist=keown_tim&page=SnoopDoggRecruiting
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
it comes full circle:
In all, Burton (Portland State) and his staff signed 18 players, 13 freshmen and five junior college transfers. Additionally, former Central Catholic star and All-American defensive lineman Myles Wade is expected to enroll and play his final year of eligibility.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Sheesh.
That class. Sheesh.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
Coach Azz couldn't get him either
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Back then was sweet
We would get the big DLine recruits everyone wants, and they wouldnt qualify. Everyone was a winner.
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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
Someone needs to do a study but why are top DT's JC kids?
Are theyz stupid or something?
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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
That is a bit of a stupid thing to say.
There are all kinds of reasons kids end up as JC’s. Most of the time it is becuase they were not developed enough out of high school or didn’t get enough exposure. Sure, some of them may have academic problems but to call them stupid is rather classless and careless.
by LookatMybigDuck on Feb 3, 2011 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
Well I was being quite serious
Fuck man lighten up.
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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 3, 2011 1:26 AM PST up reply actions
I'm happy about Thomas, really. But I keep thinking about the last time we snagged the highest-rated recruit out of California.
It didn’t work out too well.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Not sure what one has to do with the other.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
Not saying they do.
Things don’t always work out the way you expect them to.This isn’t exactly a groundbreaking observation.
In ‘82, we stole Kevin Willhite out from under a UW commitment. Willhite was the brother of NFL semi-star Gerald Willhite, out of Sacramento. We mostly got him because he wanted to run track in the spring and Don James wouldn’t let him.
Willhite was the national player of the year, a consensus HS AA, and Duck fans were absolutely geeked to have him on the team. He’d run for almost 5000 yards in high school and scored 72 touchdowns.
After he signed, his HS track coach overworked him and forced Willhite to run multiple events, aggravating a hamstring injury. He had to redshirt in ‘82, and never did become Oregon’s next great tailback; he was moved to fullback when Tony Cherry transferred in, and finished his career buried on the depth chart. Over four seasons he ran the ball 182 times for 746 yards, and scored just two TDs.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.
Different times to be sure.
I believe both our track and football teams are deep enough, and the stakes for all involved high enough, that we can assume a repeat isn’t in the offing.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
By the way guys
I attended the Oregon State Recruiting Dinner tonight, and when Petros Papadakis mentioned that one of our former players played Arena Football in Boise, someone in the crowd yelled FBSU!
So there’s another ATQ reader for you.
Go Beavers!
Thomas To Oregon
While this is a fantastic pick up for Oregon, I wouldn’t exactly say that we lured him away form USC. It was actually more the other way around. He had always thought highly of Oregon and IMO instigated contact with Oregon first. From what I have heard, Oregon had never really contacted him because he had already signed with USC. What a great pick up this is for Oregon, largely due to the style of play, the win the day mentality in all aspects of life, and the possibility of being on the track team. Perfect fit! Welcome De’Anthony!
by LookatMybigDuck on Feb 3, 2011 12:26 AM PST reply actions
I love this guy's username.
They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.
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