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National Signing Day: De'Anthony Thomas, the nation's top athlete, commits to the Oregon Ducks

The Black Mamba is coming to Eugene! De'Anthony Thomas, one of the top recruits in the country, has committed to the Oregon Ducks in a press conference held at his school this evening.

Thomas was long considered a USC lock, but Oregon never gave up him, and after a surprise visit this weekend, will be coming to the U of O. Thomas is considered one of the top recruits to come out of the LA area, ever, and Oregon got him right from under USC's nose.

While taking  recruit from USC is fun, Duck fans should really be excited about Thomas' potential, and the impact that Thomas could make at Oregon. He's drawn comparisons to Percy Harvin, and will have a chance to play a similar role with the Ducks. While Thomas could play a number of positions, he'll get a shot on the offensive side of the ball, and that was a big reason he chose Oregon.

Thomas is one of the biggest recruits to come to Oregon, and I couldn't be more excited to see how Chip Kelly will use him. A player like Thomas, who is pure athleticism but is a bit on the small side, is made for a coach like Chip Kelly, that will get creative and use his talents to their greatest potential.

It's been a great day to be a Duck, and this takes that to a whole new level. With the talent and coaching staff in place,the future is bright. GO DUCKS!

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Sweet!!!

GO DUCKS!!!

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

huh wow

did you have 2 different posts up, ready for post?

is this forum magic?!

GO DUCKS

by Pie on Feb 2, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Nope, just this one. I was feeling hopeful.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 2, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The DAT to USC post is being Fedex'd to starving kids in Affrica

12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It's time for a celebration.

Right damn here.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

you wrote that fast!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

He's got fanshots for every occasion.

One if DT commits, one if DT doesn’t, and one if DT turns out to be the same guy as Tyler Durden.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured

either that or he types like 300 wpm, no mistakes

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t stop (don’t stop) don’t stop the beat

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Woo Woo!

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Now how do we convince him to play corner?

It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
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by Takimoto on Feb 2, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Paraphrasing Churchill after the US entered the war:

Now that he’s ours, we can tell him what to do

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

I hope not; if he committed to Oregon because we said we’d give him a shot at offense, and he wants to be on offense, putting him at CB is going to suck for him.

by kalon on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Kash and Mamba roommates reality show

12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Waaaaaay better than T.Ocho

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It'll be like Cribs.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to amend my idea

“Kash, Black and Mamba”
I know we are trying to convince DAT to play CB, but Devon Blackmon is just too funny to leave out.

12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

DBlack just needs to convince Kash to get on Twitter.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No no no no NO!

Twitter would just make this thing a mess.

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Ducks

Which thread do I post in?

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Wherever the hell you want.

It’s a party!

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

latsondheimer eric sondheimer
by ESPN_Pac10
He says he feels comfortable in eugene. He’s crying. Says he has lots of friends at usc.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

The LA radio guys are now saying that he wasn’t worth it.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

Same spin Loogieville came up with this AM.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when USC told Mo’ Morris he wouldn’t have anyone to block for him if he went to UO …

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And they're making sure everyone knows he had a ....

Commitment with USC.

Eh, but he’s a 17 year old kid. What can you expect?

They’re handling it well.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I don’t think they’re being all that hard on him. They’re obviously disappointed, but I think they’re handling it well.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course they are...

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oh apparently they signed lamichael james and lendale white too

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

kiffin’s live now

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

he's off now. They cut to him for a minute

paraphrase: “I want to think all of our commits for sticking to their word, there’s always something in recruiting, we’ll move on, he doesn’t cost us any wins.”

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Lane, the Oakland Raiders called … they didn’t have any “fun” while you were there

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That dude looks like

the guy from Hellraiser.

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

So true.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

this one:

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang

why can’t I post a photo?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/hellraiser/Royalbliss1/Hellraiser/IMAG0183.jpg?o=166

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Here

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I couldn’t figure out how to post that! Uncanny resemblance!

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that Vic Mackey?

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hellraiser or not, in the interview I read this morning, he sounded like a pretty good coach working in a tough area.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day

by webfoot73 on Feb 2, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Good job young man

He restored my faith in teenagers.

by daisyduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

"I wonder what happened on that trip?"

Really, Fuck these blowhards on ESPN LA

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

It's called honest coaches

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

wow they really went there?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Conquest Chronicles, you are one hell of an entertaining venue.

No surprise at all, and good luck to him. Bought and paid for with sweatshop cash. It’s time for an thorough investigation of Dirty Phil Knight’s rotten enterprise

Must be some really sour grapes.

War Mallard.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

heehee

I wonder which website exploded faster today, BN or CC

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bought and paid for with… wha?

Wait, do they know who Reggie Bush actually played for?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t they recruiting some Bush kid a while back? I wonder whatever happened to him…

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder where USC's Uniforms are made?

Pot meet Kettle

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

These guys have been looking at a dynasty for the last decade. They’re starting to cope with the fact that they aren’t the top dog anymore and going through the stages of grief. As much as we need to learn how to be on top of the mountain, they need to learn how to look up again.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

Don’t hold anything back down there fellas. Nice comments.

"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly

by UOfootball on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So is it bad form

to go over them and tell them they are full of shit?

To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

by flyduckfly on Feb 2, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Knock yerself out.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

they finally took off USC from his commit on rivals

GO DUCKS

by Pie on Feb 2, 2011 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

he's still on ESPn.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Y'all do realize that according to ESPN, he's only the #16 prospect.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

aye

but who cares about ESPN rankings?

i sure dont.

GO DUCKS

by Pie on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly a product of a gimmick offense.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that offense has some interesting formations

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

As great as his performance is

I LOVE that this game was played at the Coli! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 2, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

As soon as he signed with the Ducks he went from #16 to #36.

by kalon on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

By now he's 4'11"

and number 149

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That was updated as of 6:54 PM PST

He was #5 while “USC” was next to his name

So many entendres. So little time.

by GustyJ on Feb 2, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I get a full list of our signed recruits now?

along with their stars, so i can talk trash to all these SEC blowhards tomorrow?

anyone with a complete link?

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

yes, but none of them have SECSPEED, because if they did they would have signed with an SEC team.

You can’t win.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

DufresneLATimes Chris Dufresne
by TonyDiFrancisco
Dear Rick: I think De’Anthony Thomas signing with Oregon official marks the start of USC’s probation period

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

One thing that keeps coming out about our coaching staff...

is how comfortable they make kids feel on their visit. Their open and honest with them…it pays off regardless but especially when juxtaposed with someone as slimy as Kiffin.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

It makes a difference

And more importantly, it makes a difference to the players that the Ducks want. The kids who it doesn’t matter about and turns them off – a lot of them are already weeded out nicely.

by kalon on Feb 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And I love that Chip essentially said that today in his presser.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

This is such an exciting signing for so many reasons. GO DUCKS!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 2, 2011 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

How’s This?

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of when we signed J-Stew...

only like a 100x bigger. That was significant in solidifying us as a force in NW recruiting…this will make big waves in LA.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He

still hasn’t signed his loi?

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He has.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

at like 6

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone is talking about who is going to play where

But yunno what? Seems like there are 2 positions we recruit at Oregon. Linemen and athletes. And the line between the two is blurry sometimes as well (coughROWEcough).

by emc503 on Feb 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

CK will find the best spot for him I'm sure

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

we only have two positions – Lineman and Thomas.

In the future all offensive skill positions and all secondary positions will be Thomas.

by kalon on Feb 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Just need to get CK

to South Carolina now.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

No, I’d like to keep him right here.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just til

Valentines day.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yes

sooo happy. all my little U$C friends are all butthurt and i am laughing in their face!

by iMJakeB on Feb 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

wrap your mind around this

we have the #1(Thomas), #2 (Colt) and #5(French) athletes from this recruiting class.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

And espnu has blackmon as the #2 athlete on the espnu150

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

where

do they have colt and french?

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Via George Schroeder
RT @BryanDFischer: RT @insidetroy: Black Mamba said he faxed in his #LOI to the #Ducks at 9:36 this morning.

by Tyler4825 on Feb 2, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

…wait, seriously?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

Colt should be the White Mamba.
Think that well catch on?

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Maehl would have made a great Carbon Mamba.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He should be La Flama Blanca

It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.

by Takimoto on Feb 2, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh HELL yes.

Kenny Fucking Powers. FTW.

War Mallard.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The studiobabe who works with Stewart Mandel on his podcast called Maehl “La Flama Blanca”.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

its sure is a bitchen nickname

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Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I like

La Flama Azul

/whydoesitsmelllikeburnthair

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Awwww hell yeah

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Someday hopefully someone will explain all this.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You're such an asshole sometimes, Tako.

I don’t know why I put up with you. Maybe because you’re so fucking cute. Now, spoon me up some of that applesauce.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn't tape over Lawrence Welk did you?

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He has an entire iTunes library of episodes of Garrison Keillor on A Prairie Home Companion for you.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Feb 2, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that fucking liberal bastard fatass mushmouth.

And his goddamned pansy Commie NPR.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oooh

Curmudgeon-Edgy-Lemon Fresh Quinney hit a nerve

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally found a rebuttal

you get off MY lawn

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just piss on it from the sidewalk.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll "Dresden" yours

we’re reading Slaughterhouse 5 in lit.

FINALLY a good book.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best I've read.

But you can’t come to Oregon until you’re read One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I've read it

not only that, my english teacher was on “the bus” with Kesey and the merry pranksters, and has the pictures and video to prove it.

she swears she didn’t do acid.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe her

Pot and acid don’t mix.

Trust me on that.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So it goes.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Is not true. Don’t do “B” without “A” or “B” may get out of hand.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Feb 3, 2011 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Kind of.

What it really does is allow youngsters to take 20 minutes to have a 30-second conversation.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And feel like they’re socially connected with 900,000 people.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Feb 2, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what texting does

my daughter won’t call me but she will send me 5 texts in a row until I call her, then we will resolve whatever it is in like 15 seconds. I really don’t get it.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree

I just went through this 10 minutes ago, when she asked to spend the night at her friend’s house. I have to ask if her homework is done, does she have a change of clothes etc. That is a conversation not a message. Texts are to say “on my way home” or “I’ll be a little late” if it needs more than one exchange of information, then fricking call me kid!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess that's true

But as not a young man, but one who hates the phone, I find it better to text

by eloomis20 on Feb 2, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We use IM extensively at work, but I’ve lost count of the number of conversations that I had to switch to telephone.

The occasional text exchange is fine, but it’s a lot easier to talk than to exchange texts, especially if one is trying to multitask and keeps getting his spreadsheet work interrupted by popups.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is because you are older and sensible

Teenagers formulate plans via mail. It’s like 19th century communication only instantaneous, sort of. My problem is that there is a use for such things, but not when a back and forth exchange of ideas or information is necessary.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Unsurprising.

They are so inefficient you don’t have time to actually communicate normally.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually had a thoughtful moment a bit back

I was on my way over to a friend’s dorm room, but left my phone at home because it was dead. When I got there, I realized I didn’t have a way into the building if he didn’t come let me in. Any ducks here from the 80-90s remember how you set up get-togethers before cell-phones were so widely used?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was called "personal interaction."

We spent time together, you know. My friends and I would actually make time to see each other. The house I lived in my last 3 years became a hub where folks would congregate and/or just drop by. And there was this thing, you might have heard about it, called a telephone. It had wires and everything, but it worked well enough.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t even have a texting plan on our phones (my wife and I share minutes on a plan). We have told all our friends and family not to text us because it costs us extra. And they’ve graciously complied, for the most part.

I just hate texting as a form of communication. Conversation should be back and forth, not snippets of half-thoughts typed out in incomplete words and abbreviations. I admit that it has uses, but far less than the replacement for actual social interaction that it has become. Well, that and Facebook. But don’t even get me started on Facebook.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 2, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

While visiting my grandkids last June I had an amusing observation. My daughter and son-in-law were sitting on their sofa in the living room, watching some TV show I don’t recall. Both were actively texting. I watched this with some interest for a while, then asked them what exactly the fuck was going on.

They were texting each other, while watching TV.

Apparently, this was preferable to interrupting the flow of the show by talking to each other about it.

I shook my head and returned to my Reader’s Digest.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have watched my daughter with her friends

They are sitting there in the same room and hanging out with other friends who aren’t there. They aren’t talking to each other. Just texting their other friends, it is quite a site to see. I just stand there and watch them all engrossed in their text machines, as ten minutes go by and nobody says a word, but they are all furiously texting to others not present. It is amazing. I commented on the wonder of it all, and they just looked at me like I was OLD.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My friends and I get together and play board games quite often, whether D&D or some other board game. I love games. I have fun playing them, I have fun interacting with the other people playing them, I enjoy strategizing and planning ahead for my next move.

So I’ll be intent on the game, or on engaging someone else in conversation, while everyone else is surfing the internet or texting in between their turns.

It really infuriates me. If you want to have a conversation with somebody else, by all means, go have that conversation. But if you want to BE HERE, PLAYING A GAME, please PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONE.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I to enjoy playing D&D

And lots of other fun, and higher order games, it is important to pay attention to what the others are doing IMO. I don’t think that would be tolerated with the group I play with. I have a friend who is ruthless, and he may be willing to go through an alignment change to strike down non attentive player’s characters.

My favorite games: Dominion, D&D (of course), Battle Stations, Settlers of Catan, and who am I kidding there are too many. Needless to say I have to agree with your assessment of gaming.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

We play a pretty casual game, so I can easily see how that wouldn’t be tolerated at ALL in other groups. I would still prefer that they watch what’s going on at all times…

Dominion is great, Puerto Rico, Settlers, Race for the Galaxy, and Carcassonne. Carcassonne is awesome because my wife, who isn’t big on regular board games, loves it. And it’s pretty conducive to two player games, which is something that’s hard to find.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 3, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife isn't really into the role play games

But she loves Dominion, and settlers. I’ve only played Carcasonne online, but enjoyed it. Breispielwelt.com is a great place for a quick game when you have kids that terrorize you game pieces/cards

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 3, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Brettspeilwelt,com that is

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 3, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m lucky that my wife likes D&D. Mostly she likes the roleplaying/story-telling aspect of it, rather than the rather lengthy rulebook. It works though.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 3, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife isn’t really into the role play games

You’re on the wrong board, my friend

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by axemen23 on Feb 3, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit

You got me there, good one.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 3, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

"NEXTING"

is disgusting

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by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You kids have words for everything, don't you?

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t make ‘em up, I just….no I don’t even use all of them I just hear them.

uuuugggghhhh so glad high school is almost over

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by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We tried the limited data plan

Until we got the dreaded bill for almost $1000, my daughter, and my niece both burned us by going thousands of minutes over the limit, and sending several thousand texts in a single month, they were literally on their phone for a couple weeks of the one month billing period. Luckily, ATT gives you one get out of jail free card, and forgave a large portion of the overages, because we agreed to significantly increase our plan, unlimited texts, and an ass ton of minutes with roll-over.

I know what you are thinking. Why didn’t I take their phones back? Because they are apparently unaware that there are land lines, and have you tried to find a phone booth lately? They no longer exist, unless it is at the police station, or outside a homeless shelter. I need to know where they are when they don’t communicate, and they are late.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sympathetic to your cause. My oldest is only 4, so we haven’t hit that stage yet. I’ve always desired to be an understanding Dad, trying to give my kids the freedom to do what they want as long as it won’t get them in too much trouble. But it’s going to be an interesting decision when they turn 8 and all of a sudden every 8-year-old has a phone and texts.

By that time, chances are we’ll have had to upgrade our plan anyway, but you never know. I’m trying to instill in my children good communication skills, but I’m not sure we’ll be able to resist the tidal wave of pressure to get the unlimited text plan, when that time cimes.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My 10 yr old is begging for a cell phone but I’ve told him he can’t have one until he’s 13. In related news, did you know that I am ‘The Worst Mom In The World’??

by daisyduck on Feb 3, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Only among a select segment of 10-year-olds. The rest of us think you’re the best.

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by Gorbachav5 on Feb 3, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Daisy, here's a tip

My 10 year old was asking for the same thing. So when I recently upgraded my phone to a new Droid, I took the SIM card out of my old blackberry and gave it to my daughter.

Now she has a phone that can’t make calls or text or get online but can play games, use the calendar, notes etc. I told her, this is her test to show me how responsible she is with a phone. If she breaks it, or loses it, destroys it, oh well it’s a piece of junk to me now anyway, but she gets to show me how she’ll handle a real phone… when she’s 13 too.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 3, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an excellent suggestion

And I believe I still have my husband’s old bb in a drawer somewhere. Thanks for the great idea MD!

by daisyduck on Feb 3, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Chip can keep a secret

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by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So can Fisher.

I’m starting to like this class.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Talk about meltdowns..

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

I would have gone with:

“Hey, De’Anthony Thomas committed to Oregon!”

“The Trojans should have… used protection.”

Or DVD extra alternate ending:

“It looks like Thomas just… burst a trojan.”

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If I didn't suck at the interwebs

“He’s going to USC, right?”
“You’d think that…
“But apparently he’s a…
TROJAN HORSE”
YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The football monopoly in LA has moved to Eugene.

It's spelled "A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T"
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by Takimoto on Feb 2, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, I'd call this a coup.

Considering that he grew up in the shadows of the Coliseum and played his HS home games there.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT and I know this is a celebration thread

but just WOW:

@jwquick
Jason Quick
 
I hate to play doctor, but the replay was gross. This looks like a major injury to Matthews’ ankle. Blazers bench looks stunned.

Snakebit doesn’t even begin to cover it.

by daisyduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Ya I cried a little when I saw it

/Cursed team

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much the worst ankle roll in history

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Entire Blazer bench looked sick when they saw it

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good grief.

Is there like arsenic in the water at the RG or something?

This has to be the most snakebit team in history.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Quick
Pepsi Center crowd just gasped in horror at replay … right ankle collapsed. Matthews carried off the floor

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw someone on twitter

refer to Portland as Chernobyl the other day.

by daisyduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting at Center ...

Floooooooooooo Hartenstein

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Bob Fife is staying in shape.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to the Trail Blazers?

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

if you hate yourself

video from BE

12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You think that's bad?

Andrew Bogut.

Janos Baranyai.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Feb 2, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

For reals - buckle your seat belts this is gonna get rough

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

I was enjoying this thread…now my leg hurts.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's surreal

how much this looks like a bad ’shop, warp tool and all. Legs were not meant to bend like that.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably one of the worse ones I’ve seen

Seriously. Don’t watch it.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This is still my favorite

I lived in near DC at the time, and hated the Redskins with a passion. But this one still makes me cringe.
Theesman vs. LT

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was arguing with my ex-wife about something I don’t remember when that game was on.

We both stopped with the yelling and immediately felt like throwing up.

(I always felt like throwing up around my ex-wife. Still.)

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't even watch that one

but I know what it is. Why would you do that?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done that so many damned times. I know exactly how he feels.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

DAT to the EUG

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Think about this

In Don Essig’s voice

Darron Thomas to De…ANTHONY Thomas for the touchdowwwwwn!

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

He loved "Dixon to Dickson"

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone loved Dixon to Dickson

12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel

by trumpetduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer

Our Dixon
Your Booty

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite

Dixon YOUR mouth Booty

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DT 2 DT 4 TD!!!

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This forever.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s so fucking difficult to say.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Say it 5 times fast...

Because you may need to sometime soon.

Signed, Bill Musgrave

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 2, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

so here’s a question. We’ve got a huge logjam. does this increase the chances of seastrunk leaving?

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

Miralax

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Did someone say logjam?

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Feb 2, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's just like

your opinion man

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that our second Big Lebowski reference today?

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, so we're still far below our average.

Let’s get to it, Dudes.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this new Big Lebowski quote trend

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We finished with the #9 class ranking according to Rivals

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

Ranked #7 in average star rating.

Best recruiting class ever.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Just imagine if an SEC school signed the exact same class

Easily #1

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

#14 in ESPN; #10 at Scout

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wes Matthews back on court

Looks ok

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by Wheatboy on Feb 2, 2011 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap

Seriously? Tough kid.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's got to be

some industrial strength athletic tape.

by daisyduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's called Marcaine

and it’s injectable.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He's sitting back down now

He’s not going to be able to stay out there. At least it isn’t broke.

by daisyduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Fibula

could still be fractured.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So, six from the ESPN 150.

Have we ever had more than three in a year?

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

we had four or five last year

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

2 five stars out of 26 in the nation.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a rec

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Put a small green 0 as the first letter in 'over'

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 2, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, that’s a good idea. (I don’t know if I have the skills to pull it off convincingly, but someone else should do it.)

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't do it either but itw can be done....anyhow 47 rec's ain't enuf!! Great work!!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 2, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a win

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Before y'all start getting too excited, consider this..

One school has been in the top 20 for five years straight in the recruit rankings, specifically 13, 18, 2, 19 and 19.

In that same period, that team averaged about 6 losses per season, and only won 9 games once, and had a losing record this year.

Now, this could just be proof that it ain’t the recruits, it’s the coaching. And I’m not implying that we’re Clemson. Just pointing out that it’s easy to get all worked up over kids who haven’t put on the pads and neon socks yet.

Oh, and Clemson has a “better” class than we have this year. #8 overall.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Recruiting rankings are nice for fans but they really don’t matter. Too many other factors go into success on the field.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Feb 2, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ANTI-RECRUIT AGENDA!

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Very nice. I think I like yours more than mine.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs a bigger 0 but rec'd maxi

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 2, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Fill in the blank ATQ

USC Football next year will have ___________ Wins
UCLA Football will have _____________ Wins

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

one more added

Auburn will have ____________ wins

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That's easy

*

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Begrudged.

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by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit Axemen, UCLA wins at the game of life

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks

by Linoleum Knife on Feb 2, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

answer to both

fewer than Oregon has

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Slight correction/addition required for accuracy:

“answer to both
fewer than Oregon has” COMBINED.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 2, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

in order to not jinx us, i refused to watch Thomas’ youtube highlights until after he announced. i also went to dinner and refused to look at my phone. now that i am home, i have seen that my plan worked. y’all are welcome.

on a related note, Mark Banker just shat himself.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 7:54 PM PST reply actions  

hmm, now we (might) know your real name

that makes (counts on fingers) 9 ATQers who have been exposed.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

what? where did he say his name?

by echo31 on Feb 2, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

just figured out who Mark Banker is, didja?

by echo31 on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You would think

after spending so much time on ATQ, he’d have a better idea of how to stop us.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wait!

we’re not being serious?!?!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 2, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

New Question

Just like we’re excited for this year, we had quite a few great players come in last year and many of them didn’t see the field.

Which redshirt freshman are going to make the biggest difference this season? Seastrunk was the highest rated but that doesn’t always translate into being the most productive or ready to contribute. Any predictions?

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

Dontae Williams

Ryan Clanton.
Eric Dungy.
Terrence Mitchell
Curtis White

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i love the NCAA. they snuck this in today:

The NCAA will cite the University of Tennessee’s football program with a failure to monitor a violation stemming from the short tenure of former head coach Lane Kiffin, multiple sources close to the investigation both inside and outside the university told FanHouse.

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2011/02/02/ncaa-to-smack-tennessee-lane-kiffin/?a_dgi=aolshare_twitter

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Tennessee, Kiffin, and Reaves will have 90 days to respond to the NCAA’s findings once the official letter of allegations arrives. In the meantime, two of the most storied progams in college football are on shaky ground.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it looks like this might actually follow him. at the least, its not gonna help USC’s appeal.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly what hurts USC chances for an appeal most is Kiffin

The guy not only was a legacy-pick from the Pete Carrol days but picked up tons of secondary recruiting violoations within a year a Tenn. It was a stupid hire on many levels

I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

a comment from Conquest Chronicles had me laugh:

Snoop is allegedly a huge Nike Honk and he wants some seed money for his football league, camp or whatever it is.
Like Torian White I am fine with him going to the Ducks… ’SC needs guys who are 100% in…we cannot miss…whether we like it or not DT is NOT one of those guys.

why is this so funny? Snoop is actually SPONSORED BY ADIDAS!!!! i drive by his billboard at the Adidas HQ in N. Portland all the time.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

I love me

some new-fangled torjan-based schadenfreude

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

if anyone is a ‘member’ over there, you can steal my take. Snoop is actually in Adidas commercials too. obviously Uncle Phil isn’t very good at recruiting.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

DIBS!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Please someone do this, it would be hilarious.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much?

He’s just drooling over Nike

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nice work. adidas honestly has a whole ad campaign designed around him and a few other pop culture folks. basically reppin’ the lifestyle is not just for athletes.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still pinching myself. This class, on top of last year’s class? I literally cannot wait to pay for my season tickets and parking pass.

We have so much talent in the stable. I think Chip should make a formal rules change request…Ducks should be able to play offense with two footballs at one time.

Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.

by JConant on Feb 2, 2011 8:19 PM PST reply actions  

I can't wait to get in for free!

And skip the lines! And be at every home game!

…seriously, join band. The advantages are many, the disadvantages will not be mentioned here.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Drums/percussion

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Then you will have a freakin’ blast. Half our bassline won gold at DCI with the Oregon Crusaders. Sick grooves, awesome instructor, I highly recommend it.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a plan

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that his decision is set, I am curious — what would the cons for him have been if he hadn’t played in the drumline?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

my decision isn't set by the way

but i’m curious too

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Drumline's a much more compact and precise group.

I’d liken it to a 200-student lecture hall vs. a 15 student discussion section with the Prof.

I’d say that there are an awful lot of college bands, drum corps, and even high-level high school bands that do what we do and better, just because it’s a bit much to ask one director to turn 200+ busy college kids into a perfect performance on 2-3 practices a week.
But I’m never disappointed by how clean our drumline is, how knowledgeable the instructor is, and how they work/gel together as a group. Maybe that’s just cuz I march brass, and the unknown nature of percussion impresses me all the more when I see sticks flashing across heads faster than I can see, but I’ve been marching 6+ years now, and they continue to impress.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“performing” remains to be seen. I make good noises with sticks though.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

don't worry about it

I had to groan a little when I saw your post about “going out” for band. An audition system is something I’d like to see, but at this point, if you make good noises with an instrument, we’ll be glad to have ya!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

protip, though

Autzen is MUCH MUCH louder when you’re standing on the field.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

remains to be seen how well I can play+perform

“performances” haven’t been my strong suit, but having fun is different

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Drumline’s where the fun’s at

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Naah, come on, that wouldn't be fair.

We already get four downs to their three.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My theory about what I think what Chip is going to do to solve our concerns:

1) To play faster
2) Use more players/talent

Play the offense more like he does the defense, eg., have 2 platoons of players ready to come in as a unit, make up your own ‘teams’, say Bennett and Lache, Curtis White, Eric Dungy, DaT, plus Grasu and 4 linemen (pick ’em) and then DT, LMJ, KB, Williams plus Mana Greig and 4 linemen, keep rotating, wear down the oppositions defense, keep our guys fresh with more speed and fewer injuries.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

winner.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The graphic monopoly in ATQ is officially over. Well done, sir.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A word of warning!

I decided to head on over to Conquest Chronicles to see what was being posted over there. Not a word about DT. As a matter of fact, they were bad mouthing Torian White for switching back to UCLA (because of his mom) and bashing Neu-weasel (which I completely support). So I make one, small comment about Kiffin competing with Neu-weasel for sleaziest coach in the conference (as if this comment would be controversial), and the next thing I know, I’m banned and my post has been deleted!! With much restraint, I wasn’t truly trolling, just pointing out some indisputable truths about their coach! Needless to say, over there, the are a very sensitive bunch. Also, the fact that there is no mention of losing their biggest recruit shows how pompous those a$$es are!!

by oregon_fan on Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

"As if this comment would be controversial" on a SC homer board?

You, my friend, are either a troll or very, very naive.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so it was a little backhanded, but c'mon!!

I really meant it in the view of the rest of the conference, or the nation, for that matter. But seriously, if they don’t think their coach is a lightning rod for controversy they’re either completely ignorant or incredibly narcissistic. Maybe both.

by oregon_fan on Feb 2, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

RBR, Bruins Nation, and what?

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll guess Dawg Pound or Conquest Chronicles

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Feb 2, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe OBNUG?

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably both...

I know I’d get banned from Conquest Chronicles in 5 seconds…

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have guessed OBNUG.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 3, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You hit the nail on the head.

Completely ignorant and incredibly narcissistic.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You were trolling. So you got banned.

What don’t you understand?

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Feb 2, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude seriously, if it was trolling, it was a very light version of it.

I’ve seen things WAAAAAY more controversial on this blog and on Track em Tigers

by oregon_fan on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

of course. we don’t take ourselves serious.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

True, thanks.

I guess they’re still stinging from it. Like after the BCSNC, I avoided pretty much all forms of media for about a week. :(

by oregon_fan on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just making light of the recent news

is enough to make CC blow its fuse

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a few things to note:

1. Everyone thinks bad things about their coach are disputable.
2. Nobody wants to hear them ever, but especially immediately after very publicly losing a major recruit.
3. Every fan base is sensitive.

If a Husky came over here and started saying things about CK, you’re damn right I’d want him banned. And you know what? I think any bad thing about CK is disputable, because he’s my coach and I love him. I have to imagine the Trojans feel the same way about Kiffin.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can honestly see that justly pissing them off.

If someone came on here and compared Chip Kelly and Mike Riley as the sleaziest coaches out there, I would find that trollish.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be trolling (especially considering you only had one other comment at the site), and if a Husky or Beaver or someone came in and just started the same type of thing, I’d probably delete and warn or ban as well.

It’s really not worth it to stir up shit on other SBNation boards, and is against the ATQ user guidelines.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 3, 2011 6:03 AM PST up reply actions  

BFeldmanESPN Bruce Feldman
Scary prospect: Chip Kelly can send out a line-up w DeAnthony Thomas, Tacoi Sumler where LaMichael’s the 3RD-fastest Duck on the field.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

how about this

DT LMJ and in the backfield. Thomas and Huff wide. Blackmon and Sumler in the slot.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenjon is sad with that line-up.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He's okay with it.

He spells LMJ on the next play.

Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.

by JConant on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hooray for teamwork!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

A-11 it is.

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

how many guys can play TE next year? 6? i dare you to try and guard them 1-on-1 with a LB.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

6 TEs

….at once. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So is D'AT

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry

after posting that, I need to go change my pants.

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

we should have a contest for the fastest/most unguard-able line-up and what the play would be ran with that group.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

New DT and CH

back for kick offs.
Run a reverse as much as possible.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

by sacduxnutz on Feb 2, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

we should run the “everyone huddle up and hide the ball” return every time.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I've heard mention of that play

but never seen it actually run (by anybody). video?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

D Blackmon played QB last year right? Throwbacks every return!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same. With all that speed – 10 guys block, fast guy run like hell straight up the field. No need to mess around.

Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.

by JConant on Feb 2, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't wait to see him on the track

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day

by webfoot73 on Feb 2, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

So, Haveon Clownface never signed?

What’s he waiting for? Any explanation?

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

his birthday

aka valentines day

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

PRIMA DONNA clap-clap clap-clap-clap

Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.

by JConant on Feb 2, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

kid that dominant?

can do whatever the hell he wants

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Get it right!

It’s Haberdasher Clownshoes.

by JonathanPDX on Feb 2, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Video of the Black Mamba’s announcement.

Quite emotional. I hope he made the correct decision for himself.

War Mallard.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

the kid uses "y'know"

like valley girls use “like”.

Small nitpick though. I hope he has a great time here in Eugene, cuz this was obviously a huge decision for him.

Any opinions on “Baby DT”?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Feb 2, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The “y’know” as verbal filler was endearing to me. If the announcement had been that he was going to USC, I’m sure I would have hated it.

I agree with TQA8 — I hope he made the right decision. That said, I couldn’t be happier that he chose us.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Feb 2, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He had to have been nervous and uncomfortable doing that.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 2, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He was probably nervous as hell.

I would have been.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont how cool you are – you aren’t a great public speaker at 18. especially when its the biggest decision of your life…so far…look how far LMJ has improved in just 2 years.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Few kids that are 18 have are even remotely acclimated to speaking to reporters/in front of a bunch of strangers like Thomas just had to do.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he might become my new favorite Duck in a year or two.

Talking about getting his degree and his education, promising to come back and coach (which might not happen, but it shows how much his high school family means to him), wearing the “12-O” shirt to remind the ‘SC guys how badly we beat them this year, and just his raw and endearing emotion…seems like a sweet kid who’s going to be a great asset to the team in all areas, not just blazing past opponents on the field.

Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.

by lovemyducks81 on Feb 2, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY!

You better not waiver on KJB! Executive order!

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Feb 2, 2011 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you take me for?!

A year or two is all we have left with Kenjon. Also, there might be room in my heart for the both of them.

Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.

by lovemyducks81 on Feb 2, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Polyanthrofanatisism!

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 3, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I award you two bonus points for making up a word that seems like it could be a real word.

But I take away three for spelling it with an “s” instead of a “c.”

Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.

by lovemyducks81 on Feb 3, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Gah! You’re right.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 4, 2011 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You know?

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

mos definitely > ya know

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

after watching that, i can see why CK loves him. you think he’s gonna be scared going into Cowboy Stadium in front of 80k+ LSU fans? not a chance.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

DT's gonna be so jacked for that game

the “Athlete” that is

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He has heart that’s for sure and excited about him

by DirtyBW on Feb 2, 2011 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

In other news,

Blake Griffin did this tonight.

So yeah. It’s completely irrelevant, but it’s also Blake Griffin.

War Mallard.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 2, 2011 9:10 PM PST reply actions  

…and i get an iPhone at Midnight. its been a long, great day.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

why at midnight?

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason they go on sale for Verizon customers at 3am East Coast and midnight west coast.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm hoping a lot of ATT iPhone users defect.

Leave me more bandwidth.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You want more bandwidth?

You should defect too.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But that doesn't answer the question:

Why at midnight?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That kid is some kind of player.

Hope he’s on a good team someday. Would be nice to see him in the playoffs.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh – I am pretty sure you can see Bill Simmons in the crowd shot at :07 celebrating the alley-oop.

by ntrebon on Feb 3, 2011 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I really want DeAnthony to wear #5

so I can call him Mamba #5

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

I really want DeAnthony to wear #5

so I can call him Mamba #5

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

double the Mamba?

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What I want for my birthday.

D’AT wearing #5
Colt wearing #45
and Cliff Harris on Twitter.

Seriously, how can I make these things happen.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, my name's Cliff Harris, and I'm here to lock Kobe down?

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he say his dream is to come back and coach his high school football team?

I can see why Chip and the staff liked this kid.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

yes. basically he’s not leaving cuz it will always be home. that kid has some courage.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok look at these weapons on offense

LMJ
Barner
Seastrunk
D Williams
Carson
Tuinei
Huff
Lowe
Hawkins
Blackmon
Kelley
De Thomas
Vaughn
Sumler

and none of that even includes probably our deepest position, TE which has Paulson, Williams, White, French and Lyerla.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

you're forgetting our QB

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Colt was going to get a shot at the TZR position?

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and that's just a ridiculous amount of talent.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the best part

Out of all of that, we’ll have 3 seniors (Tuinei, Paulson and B Williams) and that’s if you include the QB’s.

Do we even recruit offense next year?

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure about that

We’ll be losing 2 d-line guys from our 2 deep next year (Turner and Hanna) and we’re bringing in 2 guys this year, and we’ll still have Hart, Jordan, Heimuli, Keliikipi, Ebert, Lake, and Anderson and maybe Remington.

We’re still going to be pretty deep, so we may add 2 D-line next year, and we’ll still have to listen to people complain we didn’t get enough d-line recruits.

Ducks and Steelers in the Championship. 2011 has turned out to be a good year.
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it lets us be super picky on that side of the ball.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

This depth basically makes it so the players are recruiting us, and then we get to choose. At least for next year.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 2, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mack Brown approves of this recruiting method.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It should make recruiting the next QB fun

“Hey kid, how’d you like to come in and play with these guys?”

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 2, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i can't wait till CK gets some seasoning and learns how to coach and recruit on this level of college football

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be great since

We are terrible at recruiting QBs

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Feb 2, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We only recruit Dennis Dixon clones or Athletes

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And only hire guys who run gimmick offenses.

"If you radiant beauties have some free time after work..."
CROAGUNK!
"...I could use some C...P...R..." -Brock, Tanks For The Memories

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 2, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure if anyone caught this article about Snoop’s Youth Football League in LA but it’s worth a read:

And there it is, the connective tissue linking Snoop to Garrett: 14 of Garrett’s Crenshaw players started in the SYFL. There are Snoop alums all over the Southland, but Crenshaw is where the impact is felt deepest. Garrett’s seniors, including five-star USC commit De’Anthony Thomas and FBS prospects Marquis Thompson and James Brock, are members of the league’s second unofficial graduating class.

http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insider/columns/story?columnist=keown_tim&page=SnoopDoggRecruiting

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 9:30 PM PST reply actions  

it comes full circle:

In all, Burton (Portland State) and his staff signed 18 players, 13 freshmen and five junior college transfers. Additionally, former Central Catholic star and All-American defensive lineman Myles Wade is expected to enroll and play his final year of eligibility.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

Sheesh.

That class. Sheesh.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

outstanding

University of Oregon, Class of 2015

by axemen23 on Feb 2, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach Azz couldn't get him either

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Back then was sweet

We would get the big DLine recruits everyone wants, and they wouldnt qualify. Everyone was a winner.

I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

meant today.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 2, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone needs to do a study but why are top DT's JC kids?

Are theyz stupid or something?

I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!

by My Name is Bryce on Feb 2, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a bit of a stupid thing to say.

There are all kinds of reasons kids end up as JC’s. Most of the time it is becuase they were not developed enough out of high school or didn’t get enough exposure. Sure, some of them may have academic problems but to call them stupid is rather classless and careless.

by LookatMybigDuck on Feb 3, 2011 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I was being quite serious

Fuck man lighten up.

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by My Name is Bryce on Feb 3, 2011 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Wade’s had a tough go of it

by eloomis20 on Feb 2, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of this.

Heh… good times…

Good times…

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 3, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not saying they do.

Things don’t always work out the way you expect them to.This isn’t exactly a groundbreaking observation.

In ‘82, we stole Kevin Willhite out from under a UW commitment. Willhite was the brother of NFL semi-star Gerald Willhite, out of Sacramento. We mostly got him because he wanted to run track in the spring and Don James wouldn’t let him.

Willhite was the national player of the year, a consensus HS AA, and Duck fans were absolutely geeked to have him on the team. He’d run for almost 5000 yards in high school and scored 72 touchdowns.

After he signed, his HS track coach overworked him and forced Willhite to run multiple events, aggravating a hamstring injury. He had to redshirt in ‘82, and never did become Oregon’s next great tailback; he was moved to fullback when Tony Cherry transferred in, and finished his career buried on the depth chart. Over four seasons he ran the ball 182 times for 746 yards, and scored just two TDs.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated during regular season vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Feb 2, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Different times to be sure.

I believe both our track and football teams are deep enough, and the stakes for all involved high enough, that we can assume a repeat isn’t in the offing.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 2, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way guys

I attended the Oregon State Recruiting Dinner tonight, and when Petros Papadakis mentioned that one of our former players played Arena Football in Boise, someone in the crowd yelled FBSU!

So there’s another ATQ reader for you.

Go Beavers!

by ConnorOSU on Feb 2, 2011 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

Was that someone you, Connor?

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Feb 3, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

No

But I was the only one who immediately got it.

Go Beavers!

by ConnorOSU on Feb 3, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Thomas To Oregon

While this is a fantastic pick up for Oregon, I wouldn’t exactly say that we lured him away form USC. It was actually more the other way around. He had always thought highly of Oregon and IMO instigated contact with Oregon first. From what I have heard, Oregon had never really contacted him because he had already signed with USC. What a great pick up this is for Oregon, largely due to the style of play, the win the day mentality in all aspects of life, and the possibility of being on the track team. Perfect fit! Welcome De’Anthony!

by LookatMybigDuck on Feb 3, 2011 12:26 AM PST reply actions  

I love this guy's username.

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Feb 3, 2011 5:10 AM PST up reply actions  

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