Tako Tuesdays: The Doldrums
The Spring Game is behind us, summer practices are off in the distance, and the LSU game is practically a lifetime away. We have entered into the time in a football fan's life when that itch for the gridiron can not be scratched. Baseball? Feh! If I wanted to watch people stand around and do nothing in a field for three hours, I'd go to Bill Musgrave's Eighth Annual Daquiris and Bikinis Party. NBA Playoffs? No thank you. We get it, Ray Allen's mom is at every game and looks exactly like Ray Allen. Craig Sager, do your job and answer me this: does she do laundry three times a week, or does she have multiple jewel-encrusted jerseys? These are the things sideline reporters should be focusing on. Hockey? Please. It's Canadian soccer, and Canadian NASCAR, all at the same time. And I find it pretty sad that there is exactly one Canadian team left in the playoffs, along with teams from San Jose, CA and Tampa Bay, FL, where no pond has naturally frozen over since the Miocene Epoch. Step your game up, Canada, or we will invade you. Our flag could use some more stars, and British Columbia is just itching to join us as a Pacific Northwest state.
To best explain this exceedingly frustrating time of the year, I give you a quote from my all-time favorite children's book, Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth.
Things began to change as soon as he left the main highway. The sky became quite gray and, along with it, the whole countryside seemed to lose its color and assume the same monotonous tone. Everything was quiet, and even the air hung heavily. The birds sang only gray songs and the road wound back and forth in an endless series of climbing curves.
Mile after
mile after
mile after
mile he drove, and now, gradually the car went slower and slower, until it was hardly moving at all..."I wonder where I am," said Milo in a very worried tone.
"You're...in...the...Dol...drums," wailed a voice that sounded far away
"WHAT ARE THE DOLDRUMS?" he cried loudly, and tried very hard to see who would answer this time.
"The Doldrums, my young friend, are where nothing ever happens and nothing ever changes."
We have entered the Doldrums of the college football season. We have seen our team play a spring scrimmage filled with questions, questions that will not be answered until late summer at the earliest. Therefore, it becomes very easy to get bogged down by speculation, petty argument, and the urge to say the same thing over and over again until it becomes true. And this is how we end up with 200 comment threads about whether or not Kiko Alonso needs an intervention. His place on the football team, and his role in society, will be dealt with personally. Rampant speculation will do nothing.
So how does Milo get out of the Doldrums?
"I suppose you know why you got stuck."
I guess I just wasn't thinking," said Milo.
"PRECISELY," shouted the dog as his alarm went off again. "Now you know what you must do."
"I'm afraid I don't," admitted Milo, feeling quite stupid.
"Well," continued the watchdog impatiently, "since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking."
Milo began to think as hard as he could (which was very difficult, since he wasn't used to it). He thought of birds that swim and fish that fly. He thought of yesterday's lunch and tommorow's dinner. He though of words that begin with J and numbers that end in 3. And, as he thought, the wheels began to turn.
And so, to give you something to think about today, I pose this question: who is your all-time favorite Oregon team?
The 2006-7 basketball season was my favorite single season as an Oregon fan. I was a sophomore in college, and this hoops team came along at the perfect time. The football team had just limped to the finish of a once-promising season, losing their last four games including getting blown out in the Las Vegas Bowl, and Eugene needed a pick-me-up. Aaron Brooks and the Ducks delivered. They won their first 13 games, and after dropping their first against USC, beat the #1 ranked UCLA Bruins at Mac Court. They finished 11-7 in Pac-10 play, beating Arizona in Tuscon and Washington State in Pullman, beating the Cougs in OT after Maarty Leunen sank two free throws to tie the game at the end of regulation and gave birth to the phrase, "What's cooler than being cool? Maarty Luenen." The Ducks put on a clinic at the Staples Center in the Pac-10 tournament, winning every game by at least 18 points and absolutely embarrassing USC in the championship game. USC was the only team to sweep the Ducks in Pac-10 play, and Oregon avenged those losses by running the Trojans out of the gym, leading by as much as 39 points and putting the walk-ons in with eleven minutes to go in the game. Bryce Taylor finished the game a perfect 11-11 from the field, including 7-7 from three point range. The Ducks would make a run all the way to the Elite Eight, only to be stopped by eventual champion Florida. That season was special for me because I was with the team the whole way through as part of the band. I was at the Pac-10 tournament and both weekends of the Big Dance, and I lived and experienced all those games live. There may be statistically better seasons, but it won't get better than, after the whole thing was over and we had flown back to Eugene, Coach Kent standing by the door of the airplane and shaking everyone's hand as they left. The respect he showed for everyone involved is something I will never forget.
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That was also my favorite season of Duck's basketball.
Being from Lewiston, ID; I was at that game against the Cougars. Marty was my favorite player on the Ducks in my college years. His iced veins were on display that night in Beasley for sure. “Money Marty Leunen”.
Great write up Tako!!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 10, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions
Hockey is not Canadian soccer – it is the second best sport right behind college football!
2001 Football for me
I have a strange affinity for 2008 football...
The three-headed monster of Jeremiah, Blount, and Masoli running behind a big, nasty offensive line, then throwing downfield to Terence Scott, Ed Dickson, Jeff Maehl, and Jaison Williams. The Civil War and Holiday
We had two 1000-yard backs who both averaged over 7 yards per carry. SEVEN!
The defense wasn’t great overall, but the individual talent in the secondary (Chung, Ward, Thurmond, Byrd) was incredible.
Whoa whoa whoa!!
WAY TOO MUCH QUACK IN ONE DAY!! You have to RATION the quack in the offseason! A DebAte-T-Q and a Tako Tuesday on the same day?? Everyone is going to be really sorry on Thursday when there are like 7 comments on AtQ all day long.
Absurdity is my favorite.
You’re starting to sound like a recovered addict.
I’m worried – do we need to have an intermission for you?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
Not if you will stage
an armed quack robbery to be sure we have plenty of quack for Thursday. I am feeling The Panic about Thursday.
Absurdity is my favorite.
Aigh!
"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan
Wow, what’s worse? Making the same joke as Axemen? Or not noticing that he did it right below you?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I'll see what I can do.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
Shut the fuck up, I said he was pretty.
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 10, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you said
That he has a good personality. We all know what that means.
Absurdity is my favorite.
by daisyduck on May 11, 2011 9:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hmm, that doesn't seem right, I hate his fucking personality.
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 11, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thako Thursday would be more appropriate.
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
As the designated old guy here I have more options than you whippersnappers.
So it’s much harder to choose favorites..
Football: Toss-up between 1980 and 2010, both chosen for their resilience and Holy Crap They’re Fun To Watch factor as much as performance on the field.
Hoops: 1974-75; the Kamikaze Kids will always sit at the head of the table in the pantheon of exalted basketball excellence. 1969-1971 (Stan Love notwithstanding) and 2006-7 close behind.
"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan
Agree on the Kamikaze Kids
Mac Court would be shaking. Loved watching Ronnie play, he was having fun! Or, as much as allowed by Harter. Barwig was a tough mutha and Ballard was tough and smooth. Really fun to go to those games.
Boooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on May 10, 2011 12:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
2011 Football
Next year it’ll be 2012 football.
2010 Football
We made it to the National Championship – there is nothing better or more exciting than that.
Basketball specific is a toss-up between 01-02 and 06-07. Rid is still my favorite Bball Duck and the combination of the Lukes and high-flying Freddie was so awesome! But I loved the back court of Brooks and Porter (back when he had a PG that freed him up to rain 3s and not have to carry the team every night).
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
I saw Russell Westbrook smile big last night and he looked so much like Darren Thomas!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
One word: Timbers!
1994 Football
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Me: NO.
Her: Blazers?
Me: No?
Her: Only THIS?!
Me: Yes.
Her: What is this?
Me: Baseball
Her: Let’s watch Backyardigans
Me: Good idea.
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
2008 football team for me...
I went to my first Duck game that season (The awesome Holiday Bowl) and I really followed the team that entire season for the first time.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Wait...you were a sophomore in 2006?
Shit. I graduated in 1993. Suddenly, everything is making me feel old.
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
hahahaha, look at this old guy, ahhahahahahah
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 10, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not helping....
30 was no problem, but 40….
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
No no
40 is going to be great!!! It’s going to be great.
/deepbreath
/40isgoingtobegreat40isgoingtobegreat40isgoingtobegreat
Absurdity is my favorite.
hahahaha, you guys are fucking old, FUCKING OLD OLD OLD, ahahahahah
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 10, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And by 'you guys'
You mean “me, myself – Bill Musgrave, who is just as old as these people I’m taunting” right?
Absurdity is my favorite.
by daisyduck on May 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You kids are so cute.
"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan
You've seen my behavior, I'm 16 dummy, I'm going to live FOREVER!!!
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 11, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but...
You won’t have to find out for 17 years!
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 11, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
When you graduated, I was 6. How old do you feel now?
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
When you graduated, I was 53. How old do I feel now?
Wait. That didn’t come out right.
Never mind
/mixingmetamucilandeverclear
"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan
01 FB &BB was a good year
My Freshman year 01-02. Fiesta Bowl Win and Elite Eight with Freddie J. Great Article…Excited for Altman and what he is doing but miss Ernie and His Character.
Hockey? Please. It’s Canadian soccer, and Canadian NASCAR, all at the same time. And I find it pretty sad that there is exactly one Canadian team left in the playoffs, along with teams from San Jose, CA and Tampa Bay, FL, where no pond has naturally frozen over since the Miocene Epoch. Step your game up, Canada, or we will invade you. Our flag could use some more stars, and British Columbia is just itching to join us as a Pacific Northwest state.
Somebody’s looking to start a border war. I shall defend the honour of my former homeland.
Where’s Al Orange? We’re going to sew some Canadian Flags on our backpacks and get really mad when people innocently mistake our accents as American. Blah, blah, blah…currency rates; blah…blah…blah America’s hat; blah…blah…blah health care…oh wait.
Anyway. I would actually like to legitimatley pass the doldrums.
The joy of a championship run makes for an incredibly fun season, and 2010 may not be topped in terms of success for a long time.
But for me there was something special about the 2005 season. I was a casual Ducks fan since the Fiesta Bowl victory, but attending University on the opposite coast and in a different country to UO made it hard to follow the team. The 2005 team changed that. While the rest of the College Football world was focused on the USC juggernaut and Vince Young led Texas, the Ducks were putting together a quality resume. Kellen Clemens caught the Mike Belotti senior QB magic (See also Harrington, J; and Dixon, D) and was a three headed monster with Williams and Whitehead.
Ngata was incredible, and allowed players like Nelson, Phillips, and Phinese to hold their own on D. We got our first taste of J-Stew. And when Clemens went down there wasn’t the drop off that we saw in 2007. The Dixon/Leaf combination worked, and produced one of the more memorable Civl Wars in the Fog…until 08, and then 09.
I think the team gets somewhat forgotten in the success of the 2001-2010 seasons because of the notable blemish against USC and the way the season ended, on the outside of the BCS, with Leaf throwing an interception to seal the game. (The BCS expanded to 5 games the following year…if that structure were in place for 2005 the Ducks would have played Penn State in the Rose Bowl).
That was the season that sealed my Duck fandom.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on May 11, 2011 6:30 AM PDT reply actions
2001 Football
Culminating in the Fiesta Bowl win. Loved that team.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
2001-02 Mens Basketball
My freshmen year @ UO. Like Tako I was in the the band and was lucky enough to follow that group through the whole season. After 3 HORRIBLE losses during the non-conference schedule, including one to the University of Portland, Oregon came out of no where to destroy Arizona by 30 at home (during winter break, no student section) as well as one very famous Freddie Jones dunk against ASU. The team went undefeated at Mac Court that season, and included one very special game against USC for first place in the Pac-10. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mac Court that loud. The refs had to stop the game, twice, to try to clam the crowd down. After their attempts failed, Ernie had to get on the PA system to ask fans not to jump anymore. Pac-10 champs (having to win at both LA schools to close out the season) and a sweet, sweet run all the way to the elite-8. I got to travel to both the 1st and 2nd round with the basketball band, my favorite memory from the NCAA tourney was Luke Ridnour shutting TJ Ford down during the sweet-16 all game.
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
Oh, by the way, I loved Phantom Tollbooth as a kid
Great book. I havent read it in awhile, but I remember THE AWFUL DYNNE.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
2001 Oregon Ducks.
As hard as it may be to believe that a team that singlehandedly harpooned the hopes of my school would be my favorite Oregon team…
No, Wisconsin simply wasn’t good at all that year. The “rank” went to hell, along with our season, shortly thereafter.
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 11, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions

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