Tako Tuesdays: Get to Know the Pac-12 Newbs, Part 2
In case you missed it, here's part 1.
Along with Colorado, the Utah Utes will join the Pac-12 in the fall of 2011. While the Ducks and Utes do not play each other in 2011, they have a considerable football history. Oregon and Utah have played 24 times, with the Ducks holding a 17-7 edge in the series. The Utes visited Autzen Stadium in 2009, and the Ducks overcame a Locker-esque passing performance by Jeremiah Masoli (4-16 for 95 yards and a pick) to win 31-24. Walter Thurmond III's punt return for a TD opened the scoring, and got three rushing TDs from Masoli and LaMichael James en route to the win. The last time the Ducks visited Salt Lake City, Urban Meyer was the head coach of the Utes, and Alex Smith was the quarterback. Making only his third start, Smith threw for 340 yards and two scores in Meyer's spread attack, and the Utes held off a furious final drive, led by Kellen Clemens, to hold on for a 17-13 win. After the jump, some facts about the Beehive State and the University of Utah.
- Utah gained statehood on July 4th, 1896.
- The Great Salt Lake is the largest natural lake west of the Mississippi. It covers about 2,600 square miles, and has an average depth of 13 feet.
- The University of Utah was established in 1850 as the University of Deseret, in the provisional State of Deseret. Though it began in a Mormon-designed state, it is a public, non-denominational institution.
- Promontory, UT was the site of the "golden spike", the place where the Central Pacific and Union Pacific railroad constructions met, creating the country's first continental railroad.
- Notable alumni include Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari and Chuck E. Cheese, Ohio State University president Gordon Gee, ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe, boxing ref and TV judge Mills Lane, politician Karl Rove, and scientist Simon Ramo, "father of the intercontinental ballistic missile."
- Sure, Ted Bundy was a Husky. But he also attended the Utah law school for a short time, just before girls started disappearing.
- The state animal is the Rocky Mountain Elk, and the state fish is the Rainbow Trout.
- Utah has the highest literacy rate of any US state, at 94%. Or, 94% higher than the 2011 graduating class of Oregon State.
- According to the 2010 census, Utah is 86.1% white, making it the fourth-whitest state in the US, behind Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho.
- Utah has two national recreation areas: Flaming Gorge and Glen Canyon. Glen Canyon sounds like the made up name for an adult film actor, and Flaming Gorge sounds like...well you get the idea.
- The Utah-BYU rivalry is known as the Holy War.
- The lowest point in Utah is a seasonal stream called Beaver Dam Wash. Makes sense.
- Utah also has a Beaver county and a Washington county. Maybe it won't be that hard to hate them after all.
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Utah's highway signs are funny

it’s supposed to be a beehive, but why does the beehive have an areola at the top?
30 what? bees?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on May 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Utah honey is a bit milky, I guess.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa
Gordon “We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor” Gee graduated from non-AQ Utah? That is irony at it’s finest.
Absurdity is my favorite.
Cue: semantic argument over the meaning of irony in 3...2...1...
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on May 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We have lift off
So what is it then? Straight up hypocrisy sans the delicious side dish of irony?
Or perhaps it is just your run of the mill selective memory loss.
Absurdity is my favorite.
I honestly don't know/care
I just know there are enough grammar Nazis lurking about that one of them will pipe up.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on May 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I was hungry for a delicious side of irony, but irony ate me instead.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does it help one's hemoglobin?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
MP3 Link
A few weeks ago John Lund interviewed incoming WR Devon Blackmon.
It’s a pretty great interview. I like the way this guy rolls.
I did a quick search and didn’t see it getting linked previously.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
He seems like a pretty bright and funny guy. Happy-go-lucky might be the word.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Devon Blackmon; pissing off teachers since 2011 hahahaha
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I just realized I posted this in the Tako Tuesday. I’m such an idiot.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
It's not your fault.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
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"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on May 25, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Glen Canyon is an astounding place to boat through.

The dam is breathtakingly huge and Lake Powell has innumerable little nooks and crannies and natural arches. Some say that before it was dammed, it was more beautiful than the Grand Canyon, which is the next canyon down from GC.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Zion National Park and Bryce Canyon are two of my favorite camping trips. Both of those places were beautiful.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
canyonlands
was just incredible. without a doubt, utah is one of the most beautiful states in the continental us. now, if only we could do something about the ridiculous near-beer issue…
Count 'em, 5, 5, 5 National Parks across southern Utah.
West to east:
Zion
Bryce Canyon
Capitol Reef
Arches
Canyonlands
And some other amazing natural areas down there.
Spent about 5 weeks trolling around these places, and by trolling around, I mean hiking 20 miles a day in some cases. Really needed another month. Me likey.
BORING OFFSEASON SIGNATURE GOES HERE. HMMF.
by Bill Musgrave on May 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't like buying a personal license to have a beer?
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 25, 2011 10:14 AM PDT reply actions
ehhh
after my buddy and i got out of canyonlands, we went into downtown Provo to have a beer and watch Maryland v. Duke in the Final Four. it took us over an hour just to find a stupid place to get a beer. then we walk in and are told we need to be members or be sponsored just to sit and have a drink…dont make much sense to me…but i guess i am just a heathen…
Utah is a four letter word.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

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