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i honestly feel like stanford is going to be down, because the real guy running the show was harbaugh. obviously andrew luck is better than 50% of the qb’s in the NFL but I don’t think stanford is going to win more than 10 games this season. other than stanford LSU is the only one in the way and their offense is so dysfunctional right now and their coaches are so bad in close games. I say oregon has a 60-70% chance of beating LSU

by jcgoducks on May 24, 2011 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry, but we don't have a 60-70% chance of beating LSU.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 11:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

why not

their quarterback threw more picks than touchdowns last year, they have a new offensive coordinator, and their coach is horrifically bad in close games. sure there defense is good, but they’ve never started their season with a big game in the last four years.

by jcgoducks on May 24, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for one, their new offensive coordinator is replacing…Gary Crowton. Kragthorpe is going to be a step up. Les Miles isn’t a time management wizard, but his teams do have a knack for winning close games.

Remember what happened in our last “big game” to open up the season?

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If our offensive line can't gel in fall camp, we aren't winning in Dallas.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on May 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LSU’s defensive line is going to be even better than Boise’s was in ’09. We were breaking in new O-linemen in that game as well. We all remember how that went.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t take an outcome of a previous game and apply the same outcome to an upcoming game. There are several factors that we came out with a loss against the ’09 opener.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it is a similar situation at all. There is some correlation, but these are four very different teams in practically every way.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it is a similar situation at all. There is some correlation

Well, that’s just contradictory.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn’t. Similarity and correlation are not synonyms.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, they are similar. Oregon played in both those games. That’s about the extent of the similarities.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We probably won’t even be wearing the same uniforms.

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares if there are similarities or not? Here’s one huge thing that’s not similar, LSU won’t have Kellen Moore.

This comparison with BSU (and it’s been flying around a lot, not just here, but by writers that I respect) is flat out lazy.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas is not Masoli, James is not Blount. 2 returning starters on the O-line is not 0 returning starters. Playing in Dallas is not playing in an Idaho Potato field painted blue.

People want to compare the situations because of their fear of the out come. I’ll be incredibly surprised if Oregon plays anywhere near the same level they did at fBSU. Even against a better defense in LSU.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t think that it will be as bad as it was at Boise either, but I do think a similarity can be drawn in that a relatively inexperienced offensive line will struggle against a quality defensive line.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all you don’t know that, and you’re letting your concerns about it drive your conclusions.

Second, I’d contend that neither Masoli nor Blount helped the o-line much in the fBSU game, and Thomas and James will be much better suited to play behind an inconsistent o-line than either Masoli or Blount ever were.

And finally, I’d like to know more about this “quality defensive line” you speak of. What makes them such high quality? Because they’re from the SEC? Because they’re LSU and have that reputation? You heard it on ESPN so it has to be true? You realize LSU lost their best d-line tackler and TFL player, right? So where is this notion of such high quality d-line play coming from?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got me.

I only think that LSU has a quality D-Line because they’re from the SEC and because ESPN told me so.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're the one that said "quality defensive line"

I’m figuring you have some reason for saying that. Care to elaborate?

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already told you. It's because ESPN told me so!

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just say something else. He's gonna argue with you whether you disagree or not.

Might as well make it interesting for the rest of us.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on May 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even going to waste my breath. Whatever.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not breath, it's on the Internet.

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by Takimoto on May 24, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hundred times agreed.

THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SITTING!

by qrsouther on May 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

I find myself hard-pressed to disagree with the statement that “a relatively inexperienced offensive line will struggle against a quality defensive line,” especially when that defensive line is part of a unit known for outstanding defense year in and year out. Our EXPERIENCED offensive line struggled against an Auburn defensive line just a few short months ago. On what basis do you disagree?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree with the statement, only that it get’s tossed around that LSU’s defensive line is high quality and no one cares to elaborate on why they think that. They were middle of the SEC last year against the rush and 4th in sacks .

Yet it’s really easy to say this is a “high quality defensive line” when they just lost their best player.

Personally, I think LSU’s best defensive unit will be their secondary and our inexperienced WR are going to have trouble blocking on the edges or getting separation. But I guess it’s just easier to say they have a great D-line and we have an inexperienced o-line so it will be just like the fBSU game.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, dude. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean you need to be so abrasive.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just living up to his putz moniker.

j/k

Seriously…I’ve seen toilet paper that was more abrasive than MD’s response.

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on May 24, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I guess it’s just easier to say they have a great D-line and we have an inexperienced o-line so it will be just like the fBSU game.

I’m figuring you have some reason for saying that. Care to elaborate?

And finally, I’d like to know more about this "quality defensive line" you speak of. What makes them such high quality? Because they’re from the SEC? Because they’re LSU and have that reputation? You heard it on ESPN so it has to be true? You realize LSU lost their best d-line tackler and TFL player, right? So where is this notion of such high quality d-line play coming from?

That seems kind of abrasive to me…and it’s not the only instance in which he’s been overly abrasive.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can’t handle legitimate criticism and questioning of your opinions, then maybe you shouldn’t voice them.

There was nothing abrasive about these comments. Grow a thicker skin or learn how to actually defend your opinion.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, I don’t know how to defend an opinion…

I realize that LSU loses its top defensive lineman from 2010 (Nevis). There aren’t really any big name players, but they have size, and they certainly have athleticism. Edwards, Adams, and Mingo are three guys that contributed in 2010 that are returning. Montgomery is another guy that may play. He was a highly touted recruit, and he figures to be a guy that has the ability to make an impact. He’s got decent size and strength, but he’s very quick.

In terms of LSU’s interior line, it’s big. Their best returning player is Michael Brockers. He weighs three hundred pounds and is very effective in stuffing up the inside run game. The other players are a hodgepodge of big, highly touted recruits that haven’t played much. LSU also has the best incoming freshman in the nation at the DT position coming in, Anthony Johnson. It wouldn’t surprise me if he were to see playing time as a true freshman-he’s physically ready to play already.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

See, that would have been useful a while ago. Much more useful than bitching about Matt being abrasive. In the future, jump straight to this.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t feel like jumping into this because I felt sure he would’ve had some huge problem with my assessment, but hey, I’ll give it a shot.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 2:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

There’s often nothing wrong with having problems in assessment, because people can often learn and get information from it. What’s the point of discussing/debating if you nobody can be proven wrong and learn something new?

Just don’t be a single ply about it.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TQA8, To be fair, you are the only person who can determine if it felt too abrasive to you. But as an observer, I have to say that I didn’t think it was abrasive. Strong debate is not uncommon at ATQ and it is almost always carried out in an amicable manner, as I think was the case in MD’s comments.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

PILING ON!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That was a bit abrasive, don’t you think?

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never think!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Daddy

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on May 24, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continued

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize TQA... let me try this again

Dear TQA,

You recently posited that LSU had a “high quality defensive line.” I’ve seen this same statement from others and have wondered where that notion comes from. Considering you were the latest individual to make that assertion, would you care to clarify how you came to that conclusion.

It would be much appreciated by yours truly, as I feel like I am in the dark in this understanding that so many people seem to know.

Sincerely,

Matt

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Great

The Overly Polite Matt Daddy has arrived. Enough I say!

FREE MATT DADDY!!!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be too carefull these days Ms Daisy

You don’t want someone mistaking you for being abrasive.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is going on here? You are freaking me out. Stop it right now. Say something mean about the Chargers so I know you haven’t lost your grip on reality.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philip Rivers was one of the best passing QB’s in the NFL last year.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say something mean about the Ravens.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Baltimore!

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what to say but Matt is going to tell me what to say.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just might have to call your BFF in on this one...

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

MCD is back! Things (read: Matt Daddy) have gone to hell in a handbasket around here MCD. He is now a Stepford Moderator.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back MCD

It’s wonderful to have your input around here. You’ve been really missed lately.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok seriously… You are creeping me out.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Have No Idea

He’s a Fembot. I’m sure of it.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sicko

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAISY SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! DAISY SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been here for years?

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You putz.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m the abrasive one…

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, was that too abrasive?

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doi.

If I thought your words were abrasive, I would have said something like “your words scrape my skin off like when I crash on a motorcycle.”

Something like that.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Doi?

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill sometimes reverts to his 16 year old self on ATQ

Like when he comments “OMG” or “LULZ”

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Digital Object Identifier.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Bill… so I kept my promise and rooted for the Steelers so they would have all the good luck, but I didn’t catch the Super Bowl. Did they win?

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be a no then?

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture was the first time I’ve actually seen this Tannen guy. He looks like Rick Reilly’s uglier twin.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I had photoshop skillz

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAGING MR. SHUFELT

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, I was in a meeting. WHAT?!?!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's try that again.

PAGING MR. SHUFELT

/HRD’d

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Dr Rosen-Shufelt

Who?

Dr. Rosen-Rosen

I’m sorry I didn’t catch that

Dr. Rosen-Penis

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the days when Chevy was funny

Also, you should just put me back in your sig if you are so bored.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are always on my mind.

Seriously, always.

BORING OFFSEASON SIGNATURE GOES HERE. HMMF.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a very credible

impersonation of a creepy internet stalker guy. Are you posting from your mom’s basement?

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, he's just a putz

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you are but what am I.

BORING OFFSEASON SIGNATURE GOES HERE. HMMF.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, some recognition.

BORING OFFSEASON SIGNATURE GOES HERE. HMMF.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIC, our conversation is so far indented that I didn’t actually reply fail, it just LOOKED that way because it isn’t indenting any further for me. Carry on then, nothing to see here.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it, Bill

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you

reply failed the reply fail then.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like inception.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that only HRD is allowed to brag about NOT reply failing.

Just my $.02

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill, I think it’s been established that Matt Daddy is just sitting in his mother’s basement like all bloggers do.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I already made a nice comment about the Chargers, don’t press you luck today MCD.

I know your Mom

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be hilarious if MCD got banned on his first day back from pussyville.

I don’t really mean it, but it is fun to say it.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see

Posted picture of Steve Tannen – check
Disparaging comments about Steelers – check
…might as well start talking about fruit in his beer and just round the whole day out.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEGATIVE ON THE FRUIT BEER.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just when I think you can't say anything dumber

You go and do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get 50 mile per gallon on this hawg

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya no fruit in my beer. Although Bill did make a statement about wanting me in his mouth I think…

Let’s all pour back another MCD.
Take a doo doo pie. I love you.
by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knew that the most inappropriate comment in this subthread would come from MCD.

I had my money on Bill, but well done MCD.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

High score?!? What does that mean? Is this bad? Is this bad? Did I break it?

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it certainly puts you in first place

for the Offseason Innuendo Challenge.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and I'm out of here.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I know you are all bitter about having to pay your son Axemen’s tuition, but don’t take it out on me.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now youve got too far.

We’ve established that DAVE is my dad. DAVE dammit!

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paternity test results or GTFO IMO

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

P Diddy?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had to see if you were truly Stepford Mod or not, and figured that would do the trick.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That won't do you any good,

you would have to bribe me. Right now I am typing on the Oregon wireless keyboard he just got me!

by MCD Mom on May 25, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

PsssssHHHHkkkkksssnicker.

Full disclosure: GO PACK GO!!!

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well enough.

I just think you can count on an upper-tier SEC team to have some top-notch D-linemen every year.

OTOH it is of course a fallacy to state A + B = C in this case. But based on results from the recent past (fBSU, tOSU, Cal, Auburn) one can easily to the conclusion our O-line has had some issues against large, athletic D-lines whether they are experienced or not.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC or Stephen Paea beg to differ.

I’m not saying that our o-line is going to manhandle LSU’s front 7 even though they are inexperienced and there is concern with replacing their two DTs, I’m just not convinced there is first round NFL talent in that front 4 right now and they have concerns themselves about getting production from them with how inexperienced they are.

It seems like a wash in experience between LSU and Oregon lines and not nearly comparable between fronts in the fBSU or tOSU or Auburn games.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steven Paea isn't a defensive line.

And USC’s d-line was both riddled with injuries and not quite up to years past in quality.

As far as LSU, one of the reasons they are almost always competitive is their defense, and their defense almost always has a good line. Objectively, given the state of flux of our O-line and given the recent past, it’s absurd to pretend this isn’t something to be concerned about. It may end up to be “much ado about nothing” but I guaran-damn-tee you Chip is hard at work “winning the day” planning for the LSU d-line.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Chip Kelly's first game as a HC

That is a huge difference, IMO.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on May 24, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is something that doesn't really get a lot of attention, but this was a huge deal, especially in the play calling.

I think that Kelly and Helfrich did not have a rhythm for play-calling yet, and that showed. There were many opportunities to go outside, and they just never took advantage of that. That should have been pretty obvious from the press box, but this was Kelly’s first game on the ground, and I think it took a couple games for him and Helfrich to work well together.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I think generally it hasn’t gotten attention because conventional football wisdom dictates that coaches don’t really change that much and are not prone to having problems due to inexperience, unlike players.

But, you’re right. It’s definitely important. That was one of the worst jobs of playcalling I’ve ever seen.

THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SITTING!

by qrsouther on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the BSU loss was all on the inexperienced offensive line! Don’t you watch ESPN?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That never stopped ESPN!

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because it’s their job to make up narratives to events that have no actual story to tell.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rec'dforagreement

Predicting future outcomes using sports statistics from previous years has always bothered me, especially when you factor in the difference in players, coaching, opponents, etc. Other than the unis, very little is the same from year-to-year.

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Chill out, hunnybunny!"

If Hamani Stevens is in shape and can stay healthy, we’re nearly set.

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hamani Steves = Kik's new roomie-elect

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on May 24, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their new OC is better than their old OC.

Their D will be very good. The Mad Hatter also gets lucky in close games on occasion. It’s in Dallas and is a de facto road game being that it’s much closer to Louisiana.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASk Louisville about that...see today's post on the Cardinal's blog.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on May 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concur.

50/50.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

50/50 – Either we will, or we won’t?

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make up your mind, dude!

Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on May 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen.

My old man is a TV repairman.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on May 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got the ULTIMATE set of tools!

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on May 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he The Original Cable Guy?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on May 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say we'll be 50/50

they’ll be favored a bit (like 2 or 3) but thats home field advantage to a point.

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by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

another reason to dislike Auburn? George W was wearing a Under Armour polo at the Rangers game last night.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

You mean their constant cheating and blatant racism didn’t do it for you?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“you must protect this house….by enhanced interrogation techniques”

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about Auburn or Dubya?

Hiyooooo!

THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SITTING!

by qrsouther on May 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quinny Lemons hates black people?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly.

He just doesnt care about them.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on May 24, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prehmmr Matt Prehm
John Ashaolu calls to inform me his brother Olu will transfer to Oregon and be eligible right away. DuckTerritory.com is working on more.

more big guys!

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Olu is a 6-foot-7 230 pound forward who played his first four years at Louisiana Tech and has taken advantage of an NCAA rule that allows him to transfer and play a fifth season because he has graduated from college.

http://oregon.247sports.com/Article/Ashaolu-is-a-Duck-26564 (free)

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

@O_Ash Olu Ashaolu
Quack Quack Quack

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he contributes as much as, or more then strobridge

The “masoli rule” has really worked out for us. Plus we have three viable big men now

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by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 10:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

pretty sure i already have a new favorite player:

When asked about his trip to Oregon and what stood out the most to him Ashaolu gave an interesting and un-expected pick.

“I actually really liked the breakfast we had one time there,” said Ashaolu. “I think we went to this place called The International House of Pancakes and it was the best food I’ve had in a long time.”

http://oregon.247sports.com/Article/Ashaolu-speaks-on-decision-for-UO-26567

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he mean the Original Pancake House, or is he actually hyphy off an IHOP?

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on May 24, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's got to be the Original Pancake house

It’s pretty close to campus…..not sure where the IHOP is

by ppilot on May 24, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those apple pancakes have swayed more than a few folks

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on May 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the few things I can actually remember from 1969, yumm

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day

by webfoot73 on May 24, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think IHOP is by RiverBend

by The Legend on May 24, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t iHop the new apple product?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eeeek! Iz IHOP a 'street agent' for the U of O????? panic!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on May 24, 2011 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Lyles is a minority stakeholder in IHOP

LIGHT THE CANZANO SIGNAL!

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on May 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

College Football Live on ESPN is profiling the LSU Tigers today. they will settle this debate.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LSU is really good. LSU is terrible. They are going to compete for a National Title. They are very overrated at #4. They have tons of talent. They have major questions.

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and your Fightin’ Chip Kelly’s will be featured on tomorrow’s show.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can sum up their debate already:

Ory-gone plays on the West Coast and is not USC. Therefore, Ory-gone sucks.

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn enter key

but a lot of publications have that exact travesty. Thank you CFB live for being right.

NBTMHW

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by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you

Now I’m all fired up for football season. Somebody freeze me for 3 months, I can’t wait!

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that episode of South Park.
Trust me, you do NOT want to do that.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you me from the future?

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. I’m only warning you because you might end up having your skull cracked like a clam on the Otter King’s tummy.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you know that unless you were me, calling from the future to warn me not to freeze myself?

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’ve seen the repercussions of someone being freeze to get over the wait of something. South Park is a running documentary of life.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to take your balls out of the microwave Joe…

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’ll have to drive home, and I’m not sure if every part of me can fit in there now.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just bounce home. No car needed.

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been doing. I bounce to work, bounce to lunch, bounce over to the medical marijuana dispensary, then bounce home.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s true, I have something I’d like you to do back in 2007. Let me know if you’re interested.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw 2007

I need a certain team’s quarterback killed in 2001.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a murderer.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like your response more than the one I was going to type up.

Mine was less Charmin, and more Bill Musgrave-ish.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck a dick, turd bird.

It may not feel like it right now, but I did that for your benefit.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As always, I appreciate it, sir!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really liked you anyway.

2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions

by MarineCorpsDuck on May 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

more importantly

who’s the putz running in the other direction?

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so mesmerized by this gif.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would bet my left nut that it is.

But I already lost that one from a previous bet, so I only have the middle and right one remaining.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lance? Is that you?

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this boy scout camping, brokeback mountain camping, or “bring a keg out to the middle of nowhere and nobody leaves until it is gone” camping?

Because I don’t do boy scout camping.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the need to categorize and define?

Let’s just go camping and see what happens.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I categorize so I know if I need to just bring beer or lots and lots of whiskey+ruflin.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, you just gave away your inexperience with camping.

You don’t really need “a lot” of ruflin.

Dear JiJi, please forgive me.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not, but I do need a lot of whiskey.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Training to be a suicide bomber?

lacrosse is a tough game if you play with a stick of TNT

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. WWWWWWWWWWWWin The Day

by webfoot73 on May 24, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I know you follow Oregon Track, webfoot73. I am interested in your opinion on something. I was reading today that they might hold the USATF job open for Vin until after the Olympic Trials. Do you think he’s gone after the trials? Seems like it would probably be a good time for him to take the next step in his career – he’ll be even more red-hot than he is now after he puts on his 2nd Trials.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on May 24, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Katz approves:

Oregon remains a sleeper pick in the Pac-12 with most of the team returning from a squad that shockingly won 21 games and a postseason title in the CBI. The Ducks could be a trendy pick in the wide-open conference with the recent addition of Louisiana Tech forward Olu Ashaolu, who is transferring to Oregon as first reported by the National Hoops Report. Ashaolu will be eligible immediately and can be a solid force in the post for the Ducks. He averaged 14.2 ppg and 9.4 rpg for the Bulldogs last season.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/blog//name/katzandy/id/6584147/not-ideal-time-psu-pick-coach

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on May 24, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shockingly won 21 games

yeesh, I’d forgotten we were bad.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of basketball

anyone see the highlight video from the 2010-11 season?

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't someone looking into this

Jordan Kent is a STREET AGENT!!!

Jordan Kent is running a series of amateur combines that will tour through 12 northwest cities.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy, mother nature is PISSED.
@cnnbrk Large tornado churning through NW Oklahoma City http://on.cnn.com/k1ZN2b

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by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OT for space geeks.

If you haven’t read any of these, you should. They are fantastic:

Apollo 15 Flight Journal

there are also other flight journals

Apollo 15 Lunar Surface Journal

same as above

Chariots for Apollo

How the hardware was made

On the Shoulders of Titans

A history of Project Gemini

I revisit these occasionally. Great stuff.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This quack fix has been in rare form today, like mid october form. Keep up the nonsense gentlemen!

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by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck on some donkey balls, douchebag!

You’re welcome.

Take a doo doo pie. I love you.

by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you knew those existed before doing a google image search.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i did.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on May 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knew it?

According to Bill, Axemen23 keeps them in his mouth at all times!

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 24, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of those before.

THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT! THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SITTING!

by qrsouther on May 25, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither have I, and I would never do a image search for donkey balls.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 25, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You sir, are a bald-faced liar.

BORING OFFSEASON SIGNATURE GOES HERE. HMMF.

by Bill Musgrave on May 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continuing the thread down here...

because I got lost up there. LSU’s dline and front 7 in particular isn’t going to be Auburn’s from last year. They are pinning their hopes on Anthony “freak” Johnson to be the destroyer that Fairley was. Likewise, Sam Montgomery seems to be hyperbolized much by their fan base (legit 4.5 and a menace) but he is rehabbing a knee and some of the more honest fans have doubts he might be a starter. There were a lot of seniors on Auburn’s dline and they were much bigger. The ends for LSU are smaller and some are penciling in Downs because he is a junior (their line will be young) at starting DT (275 pounds).

I am not saying that LSU won’t have a world class dline but let’s not pretend they’re Auburn becasue they are from the SEC. We are going to see a lot of nickle packages from LSU and not Auburn’s base 4-3. I am hearing that their 212 rover will be moved to OLB (Hatcher) and they are replacing thier MIKE in Sheppard. Some are saying that OLBs like Francois and other won’t see the field. They will go small and try to beat us speed vs. speed. I am expecting a much different game than against Auburn.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe. Maybe not.

We’ll just have to wait (ugh!) and see. But I reiterate: CK and his staff aren’t going to assume anything less than a fast D with a good line. If they try to go speed v. speed, though, they are playing with fire. FIRE, I tell you!

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BigGreen

Most are penciling in Brockers and Downs at DT (300 and a 278 respectively), Adams and Montgomery at (255 and 245) at DE, they will play with two backers 75% of the time with Minters and Hatcher (225 and 212), and they will use a 5 dbs with Mathieu as the nickle backer (180). That is a small lineup. They think they have more speed than us.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll see.

What people are “penciling in” and what actually turns out remains to be seen. Playing small and fast against a team that is reasonably big AND very fast could be a mistake of epic proportions.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their backups aren't any bigger...

their knowledgeable fanbase is saying they are purposefully going smaller.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the input Bison...

It’s always nice to hear a reasoned argument that is against the party line.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on May 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have legitimate fear though

that we rush for 150, pass for 190 and up with 340 yards of total offense. WR corp is way more worrisome than the oline to me and they are stacked in the secondary.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

At leat Peterson is leaving...

Him and Tyrann Mathieu lining up opposite of each other is flat-out scary to think about.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's quelled a bit though...

because JJ might go for 90 yards passing. He is absolutely schizo and our scheme could blow his mind. Likewise, their WR corp smacks of overrated.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s definitely going to come down to our O versus their D… if all things balance out between the two then special teams are going to be a big factor also.

I like our chances in the field position game, and I really like it if we get an early lead cause I don’t think their O is going to bring them back.

I also agree with the worry of the WR corp more than the O-line.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good new is that with

all the h back/TZR types we don’t need but one guy to step up from the 4 we have coming. We really don’t rotate that much at WR. LT is a known commodity but I would like to have a burner on the outside and Huff stay in the slot. Between Cole, Dungey, Hawkins, Hoffman, et al. we can get some filler time. It’s going to take one hell of coaching job but this staff has pulled this off several times.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes...terrible first sentence.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the weaknesses can be masked

just like I think the weaknesses in our O-line early can be masked with depth and play calling. My biggest fear is that they get us into a number of 3rd and long situations like Auburn did and our WRs are able to get separation.

I also have a theory that Kelly should scrap the hurry up tempo for most of the game and keep the D rested and attacking because I think it’s only a matter of time before Jefferson or Miles screws up and give Oregon a chance to score with field position or turnovers.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

*aren't able to get separation

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CK is up to something...

all those snaps in traditional sets in the spring game were surprising.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those one back sets I think are a way for him to get two TEs on the field and give us an extra blocker capable of getting to the second level when our speed with LMJ or DT or KJB get to the edges. I don’t think they’re for the goal line situation.

Just think how screwed up Miles would feel when he’s prepped all spring summer and fall for a hurry up tempo offense and we go back into a huddle. Now Jefferson is worried about every snap and every opportunity and Miles realizes he’s not going to get 80-90 snaps this game but 40-50 instead.

Now field position and the defense become that much more important. Given the strength of our D and how weak their passing game is, one pick six or botched punt could decide the game.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never once though the traditional sets...

were for goal line. Running the ball out of shotgun is a difficult task against elite defensivel lines. You can totally obliterate a less athletic defense but it can actually play to your detriment against an elite defense.

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by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't implying you were, but a lot of people have

especially since we used it against Auburn in the BCSNCG and it failed miserably… (slams head on desk)

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played a lot of 2-TE sets as the season wore on.

I know people think Williams completely disappeared but if you look closely, he got a bunch of reps later in the season.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also injured.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't specify "after his injury."

My bad. What I meant is he played more than many realize. I should have said “disappeared after his injury.”

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I just noticed that when I was longingly watching game highlights. He was in on many more blocking plays than I remembered him being a part of at the time.

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by CaDuck on May 24, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He battled through injury a lot of last year.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

It seems, if this is their actual strategy, that they would be playing to our strengths rather than our weaknesses. The teams that have beat us (other than ’furd) the last 2 seasons sold out to take away the run game by stacking the line with big bodies. Going small and taking away the pass seems to be a recipe for disaster. If our receiving corps is suspect (and I think that hand is a bit overplayed, or at least will turn out to be so), the obvious play is to force us to win in the air. A fast, aggressive, small defense usually tends to overcommit.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence,

they all complain about their coordinator Chevis against the spread. 440 yards is big glaring number they gave up to Auburn. I am not saying that we run like crazy…just that it’s not a given that we get shutdown.

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by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they go small, they get killed IMO.

We’ve played small, fast defenses and it hasn’t been pretty for them. Over-committing against the Oregon spread when you’re undersized means having huge slices of turf being sliced off.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BigGreen...

I couldn’t believe my eyes. Over on tigerdroppings they have a thread going about the starters against Oregon. I looked up their weights and was shocked. I was thinking a bevy of 300 pound DT and 260 pound bookend but no that wasn’t the case. They also expect 75% 4-2-5 and they say the starting MLB is 225 and most want to see a 212 OLB and Mathieu push inside on the nickle package at 180. I am assuming they know what to expect since the playe WVU and other spread teams.

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by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw your earlier post with that info.

That is eye-opening to say the least. Ain’t no midget nickel back alive that’s gonna out-physical a Josh Huff, for example.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love it if they decided to come out in 4-2-5 for most of the game and hope to out physical us at the second level. What are they going to do when that second level guy isn’t a WR but a pulling guard or TE who’s let the DE run free and missed in the backfield?

Their best bet is to go 4-3-4 with the beefiest front 7 they can hope for and hope guys are able to hang 1:1 with the WR. Anything else and they’re screwed.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

What are they going to do when they get a taste of our “you don’t block, you don’t get the rock” receivers in the second level? With speed like we have, one only needs to hold their block for a beat to open things up.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m highly skeptical of that right now. I get people’s worries about the o-line, even though right now we have more experience and more talent already on campus on the o-line than we do at the WR.

But I’m skeptical that the “you don’t block you don’t get the rock” actually translates into quality blocking and talented WRs on the field. It’s a great tag line and just like “I don’t deal in hypotheticals” is fun to say, but unless they’re actually competent and capable of executing it, it’s worthless.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypotheticals?

I would ask Chip (who has said the phrase himself) whether that is “hypothetical.”

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If our receiving corps is suspect (and I think that hand is a bit overplayed, or at least will turn out to be so)

If you’re going to call not being worried about our O-line absurd, how do I even begin to explain to you that we are very thin at WR. Moseley is projection Hoffman as a starter. Yes, Hoffman. Walk on Justin Hoffman is our projected starting WR.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can overreact to my comment for starters.

Note: Moseley projected Huffman after THE SPRING GAME.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BigGreen...

It will be LT, Huff in the slot and Vaughn/Blackmon/Kelley on the other edge. We heard this before with what’s his name that blocked a punt vs. UW in ’09. The other walk on that was a projected starter after that spring game the year before.

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by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my point.

First of all, we have talent both in the RS/returning group of players who got little or zero snaps last year. Second, we have an experienced LT and a true soph in Huff who got plenty of reps all over the field last year. Third, you KNOW we’re going to see KJB in the TZR role, which means he could line up anywhere from behind DT to out wide. Fourth, we have an incoming class of receivers that is probably already giving defensive coordinators around the country nightmares. And fifth:

Big Balls Chip WINS THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re thinking Vaughan/Blackmon or Kelley are going to jump Hoffman or Hawkins for that 3rd WR spot with a month practice?

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Or rather, is it really out of the realm of possibility that at least one of those guys could get snaps right out of the gate?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the realm of possibility? No. Something I’m counting on to win a game against a top 5 team in the country basically on the road? Hell fucking no.

Considering people are worried that an o-lineman like Ramsen Golpshin, Everett Benyard or Karrington Armstrong will be able to step up even though they’ve been in the system and on campus for 2+ years, but we’re ok with a frosh who’s never held a practice at Oregon stepping in at a starting WR spot just seem ridiculous.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Center is one of the most critical positions in the entire offense, and we are going to start one of 2 guys with very little experience, one of whom is a walk-on, yet you’ve been downplaying the idea of the inexperienced o-line all day long. Now, at one of the receiver positions we have a need. A need for speed. Hoffman does NOT have that. Nor have I been especially impressed with his hands in the very limited snaps I’ve seen him play. And I’m not even talking about starting per se. You will note I said snaps, not starting. And further, it wouldn’t exactly be the first time in FBS football that a true frosh has started at WR IF one of ours did just that.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year...

Huff was making an impact by the time we played ASU in the fourth game. I have no doubt that if pressed into action in the first game, he would have been great (even if it was against a better defense). To say that we won’t get one gem out Vaughn/sumler/Kelley/blackmon is not a stretch at all. In fact, throu French in the mix since half the schools offered him there. Iowa in particular.

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by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the MOST critical positions? Really? Let’s trade Hroniss Grasu for the best center in the country and give them LMJ or DT for the worst QB or RB in the country. Huh?

And you’ve been downplaying the absolutely zero depth and experience we have at WR.

I get that the center is important, just like the 3rd WR is important or the Guard or TE or TZR. They’re all important. But I’m willing to say that a guy that’s actually been in the system for 2+ years, knows the play calls, blocking assignments/routes, probably has a leg up on the true frosh coming in who’s never seen a Lee Corso play card in his life.

Sure WRs have started for teams. Go ahead and name me the guy coming in that has the credentials and respect that you’re willing to bet he’ll start game one. We have good guys coming in, but no one that commands that right now. Could they surprise us? Sure. But again that’d be a surprise.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Did I stutter, or would you like to see high snaps throwing our offense out of rhythm all season long? What, you don’t agree that center is a critical position? OK. And who gives a flying fuck if a player has 2-plus years in the program if he can’t play the freaking game? If you have a need, you fill it. If one of the new guys pans out quickly, you send him in. Credentials? What freaking “credentials” do our returning receivers other than LT and Huff have? Hawkins…split time between running the scout team at QB and practicing with the receivers all season. Played a few downs in OOC games. Huffman…had a reception, I think? Against PSU? Credentials? Sub-4.5 speed, crazy shake, soft hands. If one of THOSE guys can pick it up quickly, those are the only freaking credentials I need to see.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 24, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I’d like to see high snaps throwing our offense out of rhythm all season. Wait, that hasn’t happened?

I care if a player has 2+ years experience in our system. It’s not like a ton of high schools are running Kelly’s system. So understanding blocking assignments, routes and play calls is pretty important. Who’s the best true freshman (at any position) to play in Kelly’s system? Huff? He didn’t even get significant playing time and responsibility until game 4 or 5 last year. Other than that… who else?

All I’m saying is that WR is just as much a question mark as O-line if not more. I’m not saying I’m 100% sure about our center and guard position, just like I’m not 100% sure about our WR position. Huff was good last year, but he had some key drops, same with Tuinei. And they’re our two returning guys with experience, and we’re hoping a true frosh can come in and be better?

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by Matt Daddy on May 25, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly said that the big reason that Huff played early is because he was in shape to play early.

What I understood Chip to be saying is that Huff was strong, close to game ready when he got here. All he really needed to do was settle in, study, and then do what he does. Yeah, he fucked up some and, he made some terrific plays.

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by Famous Duck on May 25, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa now.

Who said anything about expecting a true frosh to be better than Huff or Tui? This is all about the idea that one of them is better than Justin Hoffman. Again, not a concept that boggles the imagination there. It’s entirely possible that all of the newcomers could be better than Hoffman right from the start, experience be damned.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 25, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Daddy...

we have a bevy of guys coming in that can play WR: Blackmon, Sumler, Kelley, and Vaughn are going to play the position and French and Lyerla could play there. Lowe has been injured but is a good athlete with speed. I think at that group of 6 guys we could have burner on hand that could start against LSU.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 25, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

I meand DAT and not Lyerla. However, Lyerla probably will split out like Dickson.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 25, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Dungy is gonna play some and I think he'll play early.

He really looked good by the end of spring practice going over the middle making tough catches, taking some ferocious hits and making the catch and sometimes the escape. Runs like Cliff.

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by Famous Duck on May 25, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to me a true frosh named "Huff" got a few snaps.

Hell, if I remember correctly, he even gasp STARTED a couple games when LT went down.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 25, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that penalty he got early in the season for blocking that guy 10 yards out of bounds?

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by Famous Duck on May 25, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 25, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bison...

We have one of the best LB corps coming in that Oregon has ever seen. I’m not relying on them to carry our MIKE vacancy with Kiko out or being ready to run our complex 4-3/3-4 hybrid system day one.

I’m not doubting the talent we have coming at any position. I’m doubting the ability of any true frosh to come in and fill an immediate need… at O-line LB, DT, WR QB or any other position.

I’m happy to be surprised and wrong… again, it would be a surprise. Why? Because it doesn’t happen very often.

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by Matt Daddy on May 25, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is...

that you’re lumping center, MIKE, and 3rd receiver together. Centers tend to be the leaders and captains of the offensive lines, and take on even greater importance in hyper-paced shotgun offense. We all know the importance of the MIKE linebacker in every level of play from HS to the NFL. 3rd receiver in the college game, OTOH, while important, is a place where physical skills can reign supreme, by which I mean a green player can keep the mistakes to a relative minimum, the rewards can be great. Mistakes at the MIKE and C positions can cost games.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 25, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both CK and Helfrich said in interviews after spring practices

that WR is one of the few positions a true freshman can step in without knowing much of the offense, be told by DT what side to line up on and what route to run. Everyone else needs to know if it’s a run/pass play, what holes and lanes to block, etc. The TFs may not be a first option, but will get reps during games if TE, TZR, RB, etc. are not open (and prove they can block and catch). I hope to god Miles (and others) takes the “youth” of our receiver corp for granted.

"WIN THE DAY!"

by DuckUntilDeath on May 25, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is easier for a WR to step into our system than a OL. After they figure out where which position the WR will play at, he only has to learn his plays and routes. A OL has to learn every play in the playbook, for every position.

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by JShufelt on May 25, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arent we supposed to run more two TE sets than ever?

Wont this mitigate the weaknesses out wide?

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by CaDuck on May 25, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We also have more depth and strength at TE.

So that helps.

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by JShufelt on May 25, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was linked in the post…

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by jtlight on May 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignore Jared, he’s drunk and really really really pissed about a fantasy pitcher or something. Oh and the Bulls lost too.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of fantasy

holy god is my team bad. i have never done a fantasy league so poorly before. i’m truly sorry for my performance

by jcgoducks on May 25, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you Matt Daddy

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Innuendo Challenge Nominee

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by Bill Musgrave on May 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washed your pain away? Your too young to legally get drunk.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*You’re

In before some one feels compelled to correct.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"

by JShufelt on May 24, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an idiot. It’s YOU’RE, you moron, not your.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pussy

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh now you have a strategy? And all this time I just thought you said whatever idiotic thing came into your brain.

Wait, is that too abrasive?

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I never.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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by Bill Musgrave on May 25, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, man. That was brutal!

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by Famous Duck on May 25, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that makes one of us.

by JonathanPDX on May 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Just made the mistake of looking at the "lost Olu Ashaolu" comments...

At the University of Texas SB nation blog They are saying incredibly bitter things about UO. It makes me glad to remember that they lost to UCLA last season!

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by CaDuck on May 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I just love that they fail to consider ridiculous facilities, Altman’s system, the fact that he is a perfect fit and a real need at UO etc…and that they are just flabbergasted that something went to UO over UT. Many of them are like little Mack Brown clones, unable to comprehend Oregon flat out beating Texas at something.

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by CaDuck on May 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Texas fans are quite delusional. They’re still just pissed over the ’00 Holiday Bowl. And the fact that their basketball coach is one of the best in the country at doing less with more.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just wondering how they are going to connect this to Will Lyles somehow.

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by Matt Daddy on May 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas is really going to hate us...

think we can get a home and home out of it?

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine the pitch now:

I know you’re pissed about losing some recruits (or just flat out missing them in your backyard) but come exact some revenge on the field.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if they lose,

It will be because of Willie Lyles channeling Phil Knight’s money into player’s and referee’s hands. Duh. All hail hypnotoad Texas.

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by CaDuck on May 24, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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