Quack Fix: Kiko Alonso to be sentenced today, basketball faces APR hit
by jtlight on May 6, 2011 7:09 AM PDT
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- We'll know a bit more about Kiko Alonso's situation this morning, as he is changing his plea and will be sentenced. Once this happens, it will be interesting to see how Kelly responds.
- Oregon basketball will have some adversity in the coming seasons as Oregon faces declining academic progress due to players leaving Oregon. Though the exact results are not yet known, it becomes even more important for Altman to stress academics to his players, as further attrition could lead to loss of scholarships.
- Another weekend, another vital series for the Oregon baseball team. Oregon hosts UCLA at PK Park this weekend. Should be a good matchup, and Kris will have a full series preview later this morning. The Register Guard gets ready for the weekend with a look at Madison Boer, who has been spectacular this season, even if he hasn't had the run support to garner national attention.
- Oregon track is hosting their annual twilight meet tonight. The event will showcase the Oregon team, as well as some top-ranked Americans. And for you football fans, LaMichael James, Dior Mathis and Kenjon Barner will be running the 100.
- George Schroeder has the story of the beginning of the Twilight meet, which started in 1966, and as the Bob Woodell Invitational. Woodell was a long jumper and Oregon senior who had been paralyzed from the waist down a month earlier. The event took on a life of its own and become a huge success.
- Unfortunately, there is some bad news for the track team. Oregon star Brianna Theisen will miss the Pac-10 heptathlon due to a bad back. Unfortunately, this injury puts a serious damper on Oregon's national title hopes.
Leave anything else in the comments. GO DUCKS!
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Jt, being on the east coast, I love it when you get these up early.
Thank you good sir…………. Dior Mathis (in the 4th paragraph).
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 7:14 AM PDT reply actions
Ditto to what NICK said
I am an early riser since I’ve gotten old. I mean I wish I could sleep 12 hours like I did in my youth, but these days it’s more often six hours.
That said, early quack always makes me happy. Thanks J.
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"Dion"
Ha, thanks for that. I copied and pasted that from the RG article and didn’t even both to check the names. I was wondering why SBNation didn’t auto-link his name.
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by jtlight on May 6, 2011 7:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No problem. Neon Dion Mathis. I figured there was an explanation like that or I wouldn't have...
….mentioned it.
Once again, thanks for all you do around this site.
Anyone seem to think that our players who get in trouble don’t have an option other than to take a plea bargain (in an attempt to eliminate any continued negative PR) for a reduced sentence, rather than taking the case to court?
I’m not suggesting this case should go to court, it just seems like all our players take the plea and deal with it (and it would make sense that the school does NOT want any sort of exposure that a court case would bring about).
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the plea bargaining thing is unique to our athletes. It’s pretty standard operating procedure.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Has anybody noticed when somebody calls Casey Matthews overrated the first thing they point out is “because of his last name”? When they say that it makes me think they’re being lazy & comparing him to Clay when they are two different players.
17 Fridays from now, it will be LSU Eve.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 8:06 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thank you. Shu make me feel good.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 9:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
17…. Friiiiiiidays?
Go ahead and click the link, it’s not what you think…. I swear it. Click it. DO IT!!!!!!
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by Matt Daddy on May 6, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Now THAT'S the way to roll someone
A Pickroll, if you will.
by daisyduck on May 6, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm so glad that my niceness to you recently
means you trust me enough to click on an unsuspecting link.
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I didn't trust you
But I trusted your shill.
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh no
I’m still waiting for the Daisy Slamfest. But you do not normally beat a joke to death with a lead pipe, so I figured the link was safe.
Now that you trust me
I’ll never violate that. I promise you. Seriously. I won’t take advantage of the trust you have finally bestowed on me.
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What's the name of that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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SHENANIGANS!!??
You guys talking about shenanigans!?
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CaDuck, your sig needs more flare. Seriously, you should a minimum of 15 pieces of flare in your sig. Take a look at Tako’s sig and how much flare he has there. Don’t you want to be like Tako?
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Look,
If you want me to have 15 pieces of flare in my sig, just set the minimum amount to 15.
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Sigh,
It’s not about what I want. It’s about what you want to express. Don’t you want to be expressive with your flare?
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You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard in my life, JonathanPDX.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Can I interest you in some shrimp poppers, pizza shooters, or our new extreme fajitas?
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For some reason,
I think Kiko isn’t completely kicked off the team.
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
Because it hasn’t happened already, that is my thought as well. This doesn’t seem like a real complicated story. We know what happened, we just don’t know how. I have to believe that Chip Kelly already knows how Alonso got in that situation.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
one twist that could occur
is if Kiko has agreed to enter a substance abuse program or the like. That could change the sentence to suspended and also the how he’s viewed by coach and school. I’d be surprised if he did not get some kind of diversion after the DUII, but this could be a stop at Serenity Lane (if that still exists) or the like.
I say this having wandered into the wrong apartments many times in Eugene (nobody locked their doors in the 80’s!), and sometimes not apartments, most notably when I walked into the kitchen Poppi’s Greek Taverna, curled up on the prep table and passed out. I learned about this after the fact from a Lane County Deputy Sheriff
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on May 6, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
one time a friend of mine in college crapped in a parked car that wasn’t his and it wasn’t really much of an accident. at least kiko didn’t get caught doing that
That is just f*cking disgusting...
did he remain a friend? Sorry, but that would be a filter for friendship for me.
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
My list of qualities in friends...
people who sh*t in cars on purpose
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
Eeeww
Some things should just remain secrets between friends and never, ever be posted on a message board.
Chip waited until after
Masoli and LMJ were sentenced to announce their punishments, so I think the shoe hasn’t entirely dropped yet for Kiko.
Here we go
Suspended Duck LB Kiko Alonso pleads guilty to criminal mischief, crim. tresapass, gets 2 yrs probation, 200 hrs com service
From Koin
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It is kind of puzzling, isn't it?
Chip sure hasn’t been in a hurry to settle it.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
OT but ex-Duck alert
Malik Hariston is playing in the Euro-league semis for an Italian team on ESPN3 right now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
RT @KVALnews: Suspended Duck Kiko Alonso pleads guilty to criminal mischief, criminal trespass, gets 2 yrs probation, 200 hrs com. service.
I'm really interested in reading the Police Report
It’d be nice to know the whole story, but hopefully this kid gets some help and learns to avoid booze.
Per his probation agreement he can't consume or possess alcohol during the duration
So in addition to submitting regular drug/alcohol tests for alcohol rehabilitation he might have an in-house monitoring station as well.
That is really interesting. Does that affect his place on the team?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Not necessarily...As long as he is present in Eugene on the day of his alcohol treatment classes that's all they need
Because he already had a DUI, he’s probably going to get an extended treatment program. For Oregon, Diversion rehabilitation last 4 months for the first DUI, but since he had another public incident I am willing to guess that his classes will last a full year.
I more meant, does the rules of his probation mean that Kelly will be more likely to allow him to be part of the team?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I would think so.....the kid can't drink Alcohol which has been the catalyst for all his incidents
I think he gets suspended 6 games.
That's pretty typical
Its a negotiating ploy by the prosecutor. You offer to reduce the charge if someone pleads guilty (which happens a lot more often than most realize).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And in this case, he was pretty guilty of those two things. Like I said, seems fair.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Seriously...
Its just too bad that we need their legal input every offseason! :(
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
They didn't overcharge him.
They charged him with the crimes that he committed. If you think the law is too harsh, that’s an issue to be taken up with the legislature. But his actions (as far as we know from what the media has reported) did include burgling a dwelling, which is a felony.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Considering what he just plead to, he didn’t commit burglary.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
How do you figure?
He agreed to plea to the lesser charges in exchange for the felonly being dropped. It happens all the time, but it doesn’t mean he wasn’t guilty of the more serious crime.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
By the same logic, just because a charge was dropped didn’t mean he committed it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
While this is true, that also doesn’t mean he was guilty of the more serious crime. Prosecutors do make plea bargains to reduce their trial load and in the interests of judicial economy. Sometimes this means that the defendant, who was guilty of a more serious crime, gets a substantial benefit. But sometimes the prosecutor will feel free to make a plea bargain to a lesser offense than what is charged due to evidentiary problems, including problems to the degree that the defendant did not commit the top charge – that is not uncommon.
Burglary in this case...
would have been a huge burden to substantiate. Not worth the time for the prosecution…next subject.
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
Then proceeded to tear it to pieces and stomp on it mercilessly.
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No, that was me.
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by Takimoto on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, you’ve always left me smiling and satisfied.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-O-D-Y"
by JShufelt on May 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeeeeah, about that...
I think we should just be friends.
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by Takimoto on May 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not too much of a surprise,
From my very limited understanding of legal happenings, getting a plea bargain like this seems typical.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
More than 90% of criminal cases are plea bargained
Trials are a lot more rare than people think. Both sides would rather plead out in most cases, its cheaper and most cases are simple like this.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
especially when you were drunk...
broker through some glass to enter a home that wasn’t yours. the charges seem fair.
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
If we were in the SEC...
it would be handled internally.
Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.
They would ignore it
Its not a felony, is it? Then the SEC doesn’t care.
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“You’re in the wrong house. This is not the house you are looking for. You need to leave,” she recalled telling Alonso. “He looked at me and said no, it wasn’t the wrong house.”
Someone’s not very good at the Jedi mind trick.
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
How is Skywaker a star wars name?
/another person misreading it as SkywaLker
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You've heard the story
Twas supposed to be skywalker originally but thanks to typo isn’t.
In any case, tis funny.
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“I obviously missed it with my ONE EYE!”
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
The question is,
Did he find the droids he was looking for?
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My guess is no
But I’m sure the woman had a baaaaaad feeling about this.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Is this a Tropic Thunder reference?
I credit my urine for the victory.
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Are we playing the question game?
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No, I just wasn’t sure if you were being sarcastic. I’m generally less able to tell sarcasm on Fridays, when I’m tired and ready for the weekend.
I’ve never seen Tropic Thunder. It was a Star Wars reference.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Ah, well theres a very similar line in Tropic Thunder
However I don’t know who you are are where you come from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?
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I take orders from just one person. Me.
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do.
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Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball
by JonathanPDX on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Sets up, looks, throws toward the corner of the endzone it is...
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by Takimoto on May 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-O-D-Y"
by JShufelt on May 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on May 6, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
DOWN TO THE 35, THE 40!
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by Matt Daddy on May 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE
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by David Piper on May 6, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCOOOORE!
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by mackjones23 on May 6, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
20! The 10! Touchdown!
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 6, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What, did Duck baseball get an adjustable-rate mortgage?
APR hit? Anyone? Hello tap tap tap is this thing on?
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
Chip tells the O no change in indefinite suspension for Kiko
FYI
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I like how he’s taking time to make an informed, respectable decision instead of making a quick and irrational decision to placate the media and fans.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Indefinite suspension might be the punishment. It could be that Chip wants to see something specific out of Alonso before he’s allowed to join back with the team?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
And we do have 4 months still before the first game
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I like this fact. No reason to suspend him for something that is 4 months away.
I vote Chip handles it internally. Remember the mantra folks; “In Chip We TRUST!”
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Plausible, I suppose.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Off Topic
But I just had to transpose What A Wonderful World to the key of F# for a gig tonight. I haven’t read a chart with this many sharps in ages. What are the bets the guitarist either asks to borrow my chart, or says he doesn’t know it?
English please.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
He changed the key of a song for a song he is going to play tonight and the chances are the guitarist probably won’t be able to know how to play the song now, because he knows the chords of how it was written, and probably not the musical patterns.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
Now in Spanish?
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by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I can understand Spanish.
Is that Turkish? Finnish?
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Él cambió la clave de una canción para una canción que va a jugar esta noche y lo más probable es el guitarrista probablemente no será capaz de saber cómo jugar la canción ahora, porque sabe los acordes de la forma en que fue escrito, y probablemente no de los patrones musicales.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
Thanks
You don’t happen to speak Jive as well do you?
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by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He changed da damn key uh a beat fo’ some beat he be goin’ t’play tonight and da damn chances is de guitarist probably won’t be able t’know how t’play de beat now, cuz’ he knows de cho’ds uh how it wuz written, and probably not da damn beatal patterns.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
by JShufelt on May 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And in Snoop Dogg:
Hizzle chizzle thizzle kizzle of a song for a song hizzle is goizzle to plizzle tonizzle and thizzle chizzle arizzle thizzle guizzle probizzle won’t bizzle ablizzle to know how to plizzle thizzle song now, bizzle hizzle knows thizzle chords of how it wizzle wrizzle and probizzle not thizzle musizzle pizzle
fo shizzle!!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In fBSU:
Derp daderp derpy derp derp. Derp derpy-derpy daderp derped. Derp! derp derp derp…derpy! Daderpy derp.
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by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
da derp...field.....derpa.......blue
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure it’s ok I sleep on your couch?
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Schneider is
A CARROT!
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Oh, now I understand
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Also it’s a goddamn lot of work that you have to do to be a professional, but is probably a complete waste of time. I could really go for a RedVineHotDog right about now.
Does your chart look like this?
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#################################################################?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
Hey… at least you always have that B in there to shake things up
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
Update!
We didn’t even play the damn song. And after the gig she said the # is a typo and she does, in fact, play it in the original key. S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-G-I-V-I-N-G-U-P
Would you like our basic dog?
or our deluxe that comes with 3 red vines concealed underneath 3 pieces of crispy bacon?
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If we were in the original key of F natural we’d only have to flat B, as opposed to sharping everything except B! I suppose it could be worse, if the piece resolved to a secondary dominant we’d be shifting into modes of limited transposition. While technically a tri-tone substitution in a standard dominant blues would count as moving into that realm, since the extensions are still diatonic you’re really just augmenting the IV as opposed to shifting into a full diminished mode.
For our next lesson we’ll be covering the whole tone scale. Please refer to The Simpsons Theme Song.
Change it from 6/8 to a 4/4 during the chorus, 7/8 during the verse and 12/8 during the bridge.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D"
7/8?
Ugh. The plague that Andrew Lloyd Webber spread upon the earth
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
I dunno
Ever try to get 35 people to sing Let’s Have Lunch from Sunset Boulevard in sync? It’s harder than pulling a fusky QB off his mom.
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
so it's impossible then?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
or only 4 out of every 20 tries?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we managed it 2 out of 20
A ratio of failure I firmly expect jock licker to shatter in Tennessee next year
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
Flagged, for lack of following a deeply established pattern.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
But it was supposed to be MORE difficult than 4 out of 20
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
Play it by ear.
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 6, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s a video of Chip Kelly addressing the troops in the locker room after the Spring Game.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Is it just me, or do we have the best coach in the country?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst part is when Chip asks for the Players of the Game to Step Up
and people are shouting “Kiko, Kiko”.
I heard that as well
Orlando Magic. Oregon Ducks. Seattle Mariners. Jacksonville Jaguars.
8-[
That part made me sad!
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FLAGGED!!!
for posting links that don’t open in a new window!
"WIN THE DAY!"
by DuckUntilDeath on May 6, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
idk if this is news to anyone else
but uo was runner up in golf for pac 10 championship. lost in a team playoff hole
http://www.http://www.pac-10.org/News/tabid/863/Article/225111/USC-Goes-Extra-Holes-To-Capture-2011-Pac-10-Men-s-Golf-Crown.aspx?bg=/Portals/7/DigArticle/225111/USC-team-web.jpg&hq_e=el&hq_m=154666&hq_l=13&hq_v=00c432c55cpac-10.org/News/tabid/863/Article/225111/USC-Goes-Extra-Holes-To-Capture-2011-Pac-10-Men-s-Golf-Crown.aspx?bg=/Portals/7/DigArticle/225111/USC-team-web.jpg&hq_e=el&hq_m=154666&hq_l=13&hq_v=00c432c55c
#88
Aside from whatever punishment awaits Kiko
he was very fortunate that he wasn’t shot by some homeowner. I mean a big, drunk, determined guy breaking into a house could go very, very wrong in those parts.
Didn’t a Japanese exchange student get killed by an armed homeowner when he showed up to the wrong house on Halloween?
Guy’s got to get his life on track. Sad to hear everyone call out Kiko’s name when Kelly asked for guys who played well during his post Spring Game speech.
To Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Bieber fan apparently confused about how to measure success on Feldman's chat today
what is your take on the beavers this year? im so over hearing about the ducks…they start getting better goto the rose bowl and lose then goto the championship and lose..are the beavers gonna start making some noise this season
"I tell you the truth," Canzano answered, "Before Abraham was, I suck."
If by "noise" he means "a .500" season, then probably
I’m not sure though…I don’t think the beavs offense will be able to handle a lot of Pac 12 defenses without a decent running game.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Maybe he means noise literally. I think the Beavers are capable of a loud fart. It might stain the underpants a little, but it will certainly be noisy.
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by Gorbachav5 on May 6, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would also assume that farm animals, when being abducted, tend to make loud noises
So that could also be what our friendly Bieber Believer was referring to.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
abducted?
by aliens?
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by Duckfanatic10 on May 6, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI
Goducks.com will have a free webcast of the Twilight Meet tonight starting at 5:30.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
How badass would it be if the Ducks wore these in 2017?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 6, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only one who just laughs when USC fans start making threats about going independent?
I just find it funny, especially considering the current condition of their football program. I really would like to see them try to pull that on Larry Scott. Pretty sure Pat Haden would get the closest thing possible to the Chip Kelly stare.
USC would NEVER get a better deal than what we are all about to get by going independent.
I am not entirely sure if this is true or not, but I would imagine that their fanbase is not large enough or spread out enough to sustain going independent (a la BYU or Notre Dame who have large and widespread fanbases).
Their fanbase in SoCal has magically disappeared to a certain extent in the past few seasons…Maybe they have moved to other parts of the country or something! /sarcasm
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You point out the most important fact. They have fair weather fans.
And they haven’t even begun to see the worst of this. Many of you have a much better understanding than I do about how their scholarship limitations will play out over the next couple seasons, but from my understanding they are gonna be in trouble in about 4 seasons.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 6, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ha
I’ve got a post going up tomorrow morning about this very thing
--Dave
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Will be interesting to read....I really can't take USC fans seriously when they bring up this point
Bottom line their main revenue producer is going to have some real problems once the sanctions actually take effect and and the impact will last a couple years more.
and the UCLA fans are worse
at least USC has a revenue producer
--Dave
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Oregon not even listed as a school of interest.
So now CK just says “wanna play here?” and kids say “where do I sign?”
Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on May 7, 2011 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
He has got good speed for a tall lanky guy like him.
It is interesting that he seems to play an h-back type of position sometimes in high school in addition to TE. Solid pickup I guess. I would assume that he is being recruited for the Lyerla TE/H Back position.
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