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Quack Fix: Andrew Wheating prepares for US Championships, Ducks to release documents on recruiting services

A belated Happy Father's Day to all that dads out there. For Duck sports, it was a pretty quiet weekend. Cliff Harris is suspended, new players are arriving on campus, and that's about it. Here's the quack we could find.:

Like I said, not a lot out there this morning, so help your fellow addicts out. If you've got anything else, drop it in the comments. GO DUCKS!

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--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

from Schroeder
First record from Oregon has dropped. Lot more on the way.

by OregonNYC on Jun 20, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt there will be much of interest in these that we didn't already know

Oregon hired various recruiting services, got some contact info and videos in response, paid these services. The part where some shenanigans might have happened was between the paid recruiting service employee and the recruit, it the service steered the kid toward Oregon while in their pay. I doubt this would be documented by the UO. I guess we get to see if that is true today!

by OregonNYC on Jun 20, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… if that did happen, and we did document it, then the UO athletic department is too stupid to live and we deserve everything that’s coming to us.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind.

Pre coffee, I thought this was an additional group of documents.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon's not releasing text messaging details...

Because, well, they don’t have to.

I love how Bachman had this piece pre-written for when the files actually dropped. Both she and the University are so predictable.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

And because they apparently don't have access to all the records

Btw, from a PR perspective, releasing the documents on Monday means you don’t think you have anything to hide. If you have something to hide, you release on Friday afternoon.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

thats the first rule of media relations right there. You want something to die, Friday is your day.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 20, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reassuring

During this whole thing, it certainly has seemed that Oregon strongly believes they haven’t done anything wrong.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 20, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

The worst thing that can happen in these types of situations is a coverup because it makes you look like you’re hiding something even if you aren’t. Thankfully not the case here.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent an hour going through the docs (It's summer, I have the time).

There’s nothing that I can see that should raise the slightest bit of a colored flag with either the compliance guys or the NCAA.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the tosu compliance officer driving a car 'provided' by a local dealership?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having no personal experience with recruiting or scouting services the only thing that caught my eye was that we didn't seem to get 25k worth of information

Granted I don’t know how many recruits would be included with $5k packages from other services but there definitely weren’t 22 states represented in the recruiting booklet.

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colored flag?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 20, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for going there.

I was going to post this, but I’m too lazy.

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jun 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beavers beat writer Paul Buker on Twitter with the proper take
@Pnbuker: UO documents: So there’s no proof that Kelly texted “Quit bothering me!’’ to Canzano? Oh well ”http://bit.ly/iz862M" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/iz862M

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've got this all figured out...

As soon as Chip Kelly accepted the job at Oregon, the first thing he did was look up the details of Oregon’s public records law and discovered the text message loophole. He then proceeded to use text messages to arrange a payment of $25,000 to Willie Lyles in order to secure the commitment of a running back who is so talented that Coach decided to redshirt him for his freshman season. And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids that meddling Rachel Bachman.

Death penalty! Death penalty!

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Jun 20, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BACHMAN!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hidden text messages, Bachman!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 20, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same Bach Times! Same Bach article!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same insane Bach woods. Deep in the Bach woods.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what stat they are using for the Football Study Hall ranking?

I find it odd that the 2010 team is so low on the list, below the 2009 Duck team as well as Stanford, tOSU, TCU, Arkansas and Oklahoma from last year. But I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 20, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

The stat they are using is F/+. Last year’s Oregon team was notoriously hard to gauge using a lot of advanced statistics.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does that stat look for

and what about last years team made it so hard to gauge? If there’s a useful article already out there, just link me to it. But now my curiosity is piqued.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 20, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably solely TOP

AND OREGON WAS ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY!…in time of possession.

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 20, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty good primer on F/, which is a combination of S&P and FEI, which are both used by Football Outsiders.

S&P+ breaks down teams on a per play basis, while FEI looks at a per drive basis.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing about last year’s team that made us so hard to gauge was that we did most of our best work in “garbage time”. Remember how we’d break away by a few touchdowns late in the game, and then we’d really start applying the hurt? Bill’s metrics don’t actually see that.

Bill basically said that the 2010 Oregon team was one of the most frustrating ones to him in all his years of analyzing football because it was a team that was clearly good but wasn’t respected by his own metrics.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Err — not that the 2010 Ducks weren’t respected by his metrics per se, just that they were underrated. Or at least, underrated compared to “common sense” and “intuition”.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon’s sorta kinda “struggles with ASU, Cal and WSU” also hurt them big time with these metrics.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The struggle against WSU absolutely killed their rankings, because of the whole “adjusting for strength of schedule” thing. WSU was an improving team at that point in the season, and the stats don’t take into account things like “the team just watched one of their players get carted off the field.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

And played with the backup QB for half the game

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 20, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although, Costa played a perfectly good game. It wasn’t as good as, say, DT’s best, but it’s not like it was way worse than anything DT ever did.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree with you

Costa played admirably and I was surprised by his mobility. I just feel like DT being back there, they might’ve performed better, if for no other reason continuity.

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it really matter?

Well to the stat geek, sure, but in the bigger picture does it matter at all?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

A W is a W but still.

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 20, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

We also seemed to start a tad slow some games too, seemingly setting the defense up and getting a read on their defense and tendencies.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 20, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

F/+

Detailed information here

Which is a combination of FEI and S&P+.

FEI:

All drives are filtered to eliminate first-half clock-kills and end-of-game garbage drives and scores. A scoring rate analysis of the remaining possessions then determines the baseline possession efficiency expectations against which each team is measured. A team is rewarded for playing well against good teams, win or lose, and is punished more severely for playing poorly against bad teams than it is rewarded for playing well against bad teams.
Source

I’m not a particularly big fan of FEI, but I also don’t fully understand what it really means.

S&P+

Success Rate: A common Football Outsiders tool used to measure efficiency by determining whether every play of a given game was successful or not. The terms of success in college football: 50 percent of necessary yardage on first down, 70 percent on second down, and 100 percent on third and fourth down.
EqPts Per Play (PPP): An explosiveness measure derived from determining the point value of every yard line (based on the expected number of points an offense could expect to score from that yard line) and, therefore, every play of a given game.
Opponent adjustments: Success Rate and PPP combine to form S&P, an OPS-like measure for football. Then each team’s S&P output for a given category (Rushing/Passing on either Standard Downs or Passing Downs) is compared to the expected output based upon their opponents and their opponents’ opponents. This is a schedule-based adjustment designed to reward tougher schedules and punish weaker ones.
Source

I like a lot more, but I’m also not particularly big on the “Plus”.

Essentially, one stat is regarding drives, and another stat is regarding plays.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The most important part of the documents so far

On the O’s summary:

Willie Lyles paid his own way to the December awards show in Florida, which he attended as a guest of LaMichael James.

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/06/oregon-ducks-football-recruiting.html

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Oregon "sports" writers hearts just dropped with this...

Now they have one less thing to whine incessantly about.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 20, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Athletic Dept. was talking to the NCAA @ 9:30AM the morning after the Lyles “story” “broke.” Chip Kelly has lost control of the cover-up.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I just read through all the documents the O has posted on their site

I don’t see much there, if we did anything wrong, its not in these records.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

If you are in or around Eugene, the athletic arenas around Autzen are FULL of football players,

Camps are in session and the activities can be observed by all. I met the Dad of a kid (WOW) from Hawaii, LB/SS who were making the camp tour up the coast, starting @ SDSU and going on up to Fusky Field. Lots of QB action available for viewing right from the soccer stands.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

And for my first encore, out of Tennessee, Kenny Chesney put together this beauty.

The Boys of Fall – Oregon.
God, this is beautiful. I COULD HARDLY KEEP FROM JUST BALLING OUT LOUD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REr962F0_2k

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For shame!

/flaggedfornotincludingKennyWheaton!

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy was from Tenn. Flagged for supposing to provide something we already got!

     Yeah, he coulda had it but he had a lot of good shit in there.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you suppose he wants to say? That this was a shitty video? I think not.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your argument implies the person who put the clip together didn’t include our most holiest of plays because s/he was from TN.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, so........?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huard gonna go back to throw the ball

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 20, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm heading down this afternoon

I want to get a look at some of the NW kids (Tyner, Banner, etc) in action.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's all you need to know about the papers dropping today
ESPN_Pac12blog ESPN_Pac12blog
You might find these Oregon documents interesting. http://bit.ly/jmfbQv Or you might find them mostly boring. Got $1 on the latter.
@Pnbuker: Move over, Pentagon Papers: Ducks’ recruiting documents not exactly ESPN crawl material http://bit.ly/jmfbQv

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamani Stevens,

did make it on campus. Now we can say that our 260 pound center beat out a 305 pound center. I am feeling better about our oline though.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently,

he is listed in the directory.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is also listed on the roster

with Scout.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I never thought he wouldn’t show up.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to be cleared by the coaches...

and some have intimated that he didn’t leave on the best of terms.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

I was not aware of that.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And besides

The kid is really broken up about it.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How so?

Was it just a case of coaches being upset that he chose his mission over football for a couple years? That being said, the fact that he’s here HAS to mean he contacted the coaches before he made his decision, and that any hard feelings are no longer an issue, doesn’t it?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't kill the messenger...

there were those that thought he wouldn’t be back. He is. I am happy about it. End of story.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant as question, not a critique.

I was just wondering what problems there might have been.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had just heard a few weeks ago (here) that he had stayed in touch with Coach Greatwood the entire time he was gone

Stevens, the No. 2 recruit in the nation at center the year he signed his letter of intent, returned Thursday from a mission spent primarily in the Philippines. He said he’s been in contact with UO offensive line coach Steve Greatwood and academic support staff about the process of re-enrolling at the university.

by echo31 on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad to see him...

return and join the team for summer workouts.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I seen him at the book store today

so he must be enrolled in summer classes if hes getting books

#88

by pipgras on Jun 20, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked a little at the documents, and I don’t want to sound like some whiny Duck fan… but there is some information being released where – if I were a recruit – I would be pissed off that it was out there for the public. Isn’t there some sort of right to privacy these guys can get?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

In all seriousness, I'm actually doing a lot of work with FOIA right now.

I’m not entirely clear on the intricacies of the law, but in order to get personal information on another individual, you have to get their written consent. I don’t know what qualifies and what doesn’t. It seems like, given that, they could/should have redacted personal contact info before releasing documents to the O. But again, I’m not a FOIA expert.

by omb on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

Maybe he was included because he’s already committed to TA&M? Still, it has his phone number on there….Not redacting that is sketchy.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phone number, email address, home address…

It shouldn’t matter which school – that’s a pretty bad to have all that information out there in the public.

On the “Complete Scouting Services 2010 National High School Evaluation Booklet”, it all effectively redacted, but in some of the other documents – it isn’t.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I first thought it was a sample profile. Then I found him on Rivals and Youtube.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its only redacted if they come to Oregon looks like

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s right at all. Everyone in the Evaluation Handbook is redacted, and most of them didn’t come to Oregon.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know the rules

Maybe its an age thing, I dunno.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you,

I got step by step instructions with pictures from MCD! Now I can post the one I really wanted to from yesterday but gotta wait til I get home.

by MCD Mom on Jun 20, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 20, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAGH! You linked to SBB!

Now I have to take another shower and get tetanus and antibiotics boosters. Thanks a LOT.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I CAN'T see it.

When I click the “play” button, it says “THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE.”

Well, I NEVER.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as well,

I saw it and I am not a subscriber but it was Rebecca Black!

by MCD Mom on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i am replying here only to push your second reply fail further away from this reply fail

by echo31 on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct, it makes the reply fail that was supposed to be a reply to this reply fail seem completely unrelated

by echo31 on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a (reply fail)x2

You are in good company. I do this all the time.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw come on,

I’m just a rookie (and I am previewing from now on)!

by MCD Mom on Jun 20, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it.

Before any of you dirty little boys get any ideas about responding to my reply with entendres of any kind, don’t.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 20, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT order a Double Entendre from a bar or else the bartender is certain to give it to you

by echo31 on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

by echo31 on Jun 20, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was beating around the bush, myself.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were getting ahead but now I think that you're going in the hole.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it is often a good tactic

to just brazen it out. Something like “I don’t know why you’d think that is a reply fail, when clearly I meant to post these two very original and insightful comments separately. Who the hell do you think I am…HRD??”

These guys can smell fear. Don’t let them see you flinch.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 20, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone else been watching the CWS?

Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 20, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Texas reply fail

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I is confused.

Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confusion is a good thing; you are trying to learn to make choices.

                     Texas had a chance to answer their detractors with a win in their second game.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm quite glad they didn't.

Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 20, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck college

this is way cooler.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

someone should ask the UO and see if they know this is for sale. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it in the Cas Center.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the accurate research of Shufelt and myself

this is probably some dude with an engraver and welder. Either that, or he’s got a hell of a hot streak at estate sales. Check out his “other items listed” if you don’t believe me.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This is the MVP Trophy.

The thing that makes it a bit fishy to me is the lack of credentials listed in association with the trophy. I would think for $250 min bid and $60 shipping, there would be a few more things to warm up someone to it.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we bought a shitty dated recuriting book

I gotta say that makes me a bit nervous but I still don’t see a violation (but I’m afraid that one might be hidden in this).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean a “shitty dated recruiting book”?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oregonian is reporting what we got for the $25k

Was a recruiting book that was labeled 2011 but contained mostly profiles of 2009 recruits.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… 2010 recruits for 2011 makes sense, but not 2009…

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can understand why that strikes me as quite fishy

And worrying.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut, which I never trust, says this is going to cause an investigation.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other O accusation is that it is a "national" recuriting package

That is almost all from TX is BS btw, I can make an argument that TX is practically its own country. :-)

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His operations and connections are in Texas. But anyone outside the state are legitimate athletes.

I will say, to me – this information isn’t worth $100, but it also has no direct influence on my job.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a basic level, it is good that you don’t see a violation. Like I said earlier, if you could see the violation in this release of papers, it would mean the UO athletic department was unthinkably, monumentally stupid.

Unfortunately, I think that at the end of the day (the figurative day, not literally today), if we can’t show that we paid Lyles $25K for something that approximated that value, we’re still in trouble.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I don’t think its that serious of trouble but it might well be.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut feeling here is that the UO won’t get punishment, but that rules will be changed. But it’s quite possible that they could come down hard on the UO in order to send a message about street agents. It’s so hard to tell what the NCAA is going to do.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems failry likely (the rules change)

In the end, if Oregon didn’t violate the rules, no matter how shady, its hard to hit them with penalties.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggest thing going in Oregon's favor in all of this

is the fact they have

a) run everything through compliance. The NCAA HATES to see compliance being avoided. If compliance is wrong then that’s a slap on the wrist and a “read these 18 documents” on why compliance should be doing it this way punishment

b) been forthright and cooperative with the NCAA. At 9:360am the day after the Yahoo story Oregon was on the phone with the NCAA trying to find out what they wanted to see. The only thing worse then not using your compliance department is trying to avoid the NCAA.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good points. I will use these to continue sleeping at night.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiskey works better.

Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 20, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NCAA also hates being lied to

That’s what will get Ohio State in deep shit, they knew directly about this for months and lied to the NCAA when asked. USC hid stuff but they never actually lied I don’t believe.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate to say it, to me it’s looking more and more like we violated the rules here. I don’t know whether the NCAA can “prove” it, but they don’t really have to prove anything to impose sanctions.

Another interesting piece in this discussion — let’s say for a moment that Oregon did the worst of what we’re accused of (forking money over to Willie Lyles to drive kids to Oregon). In that scenario, we still didn’t pay players. To me, that’s what makes it different from what tOSU and USC are going through. What kinds of punishment could we face?

It seems to me in that event that our punishment should be less (than a two-year bowl ban plus heavy scholarship reduction), but perhaps they want to make an example out of someone on this. I don’t know, but I’m getting more nervous.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scholarship reduction

Probation, disassociation with Lyles and perhaps Lache. Oregon has no history of major violations really so a bowl ban is unwarranted.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What rules did we break?

Ok there might be some impropriety after the fact between Lyles, Seastrunk, et al. But what’s that got to do with Oregon buying a shitty scouting service book. Is that against the rules? Are the rules written where Oregon can’t get screwed by a swindling sales rep?

Unless there’s a smoking gun of Lyles steering Seastrunk or anyone else to Oregon, or Oregon funneling money to players, I’m really interested in knowing exactly what rules were broken.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steering mainly

If Lyles is ruled an “agent” for Oregon then that’s big trouble (think of what boosters can’t do if you want to know why.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ruled and agent?"

Still pretty vague there. I get that he sold a shitty product, but it was still a product. If Oregon is going to get in trouble for giving money to people and they don’t really produce anything of value, then we should be put on permanent probation for paying Andy Ludwig for all those years.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And UW should be for hiring Tyrone Willingham

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Willingham produced an 0-12 season for the huskies. I find that very valuable.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

My bad.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure — but if they decide he had something to do with bringing certain kids here, well, then we’re in trouble. I think they’re far from having proven that, but I doubt they necessarily need to “prove” that in order to declare it a reasonable inference and proceed from there.

The bottom line is that they’re likely to assume that we paid him for something, and given his relationship with some of the kids that have found their way up here, we’d better hope that there are some actual scouting packages lying around somewhere.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

we’d better hope that there are some actual scouting packages lying around somewhere.

I’m hoping there is more to the story than what O-live is putting out there (very likely) but in the grand scheme of things it appears that Oregon has been cooperative, working the NCAA and above board with everything. So because O-live isn’t getting the whole story or all we have is maybe A points to B which could possiblly point to C… I’ll rest fine until I hear something bigger.

Lots of conjecture at this point.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's the key point ...

…there is more to the story and there are hundreds of reporters trying to break it. The Lyles thing is very suspicious far from over – I think even the most optimistic of you can agree to that.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 20, 2011 6:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ditto

Doesn’t feel right to me.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 6:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yup

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am really confused and that starting to be concerned

Oregon is not making things easy for itself right now

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have all the documents been released?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

More importantly

Is what has been released everything the NCAA saw?

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fair point.

I just want to know that Oregon didn’t spend a ton of money on near-useless, outdated information, and some highlight tapes. Otherwise it makes them look like foolish-suckers at best.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this was my reaction as well...

As the foolish-suckers part seems very not Chip Kelly-like

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What seems more likely?

Chip Kelly got taken by someone in Texas for $25 G’s in the shady recruiting game…

or

Kelly paid to have someone steer a recruit to Oregon and willfully broke NCAA rules…

or

Lyles did this on his own and risked getting any more money from Oregon, NCAA investigations and never being in the recruiting business again because he couldn’t follow thru on his “package” commitment to Oregon?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lyles did .. What on his own?

Paid himself $25k from Oregon?

Pls to be clarifying your third option there kind sir.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lyles steered Seastrunk / broke NCAA rules without any knowledge from Oregon to sell his services even though there was no way he was ever going to fulfill a National Package.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is the case, there needs to be some serious rule changes.

By the way, I’m still in gut reaction mode.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Lyles was just hanging up his own shingle, Oregon really didn’t know what he could actually produce, but put its faith in its past relationship with him.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jun 20, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And hard to keep clients when you don’t produce.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jun 20, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ones the O requested yes

Except for the text messages, which Oregon doesn’t have.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case, then I have a hard time seeing how one can justify $25k for that material.

I can see value in getting names, addresses and etc. of the high schools and coaches… but google and a little research could have covered that pretty easily.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why neither you nor I is in the college recruiting business

Apparently this is what recruiting packages are. Plus some game tape.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I've officially taken off my Duck glasses.

I have to side with those who are worried. This just seems weird to me. A national package of recruits mostly from Texas? A listing of kids who graduates in 2009? Uh, what?

This just doesn’t feel good anymore. I really really really really hope things are going to be fine, but if they’re not…I’ll be sick with disappointment.

by DuckIt on Jun 20, 2011 6:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The national package with mostly Texans doesn’t bother me at all. The 2009 recruits do.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting old info isn't worth $25, let alone $25,000

but Ken Goe says we also paid for videos (not released today) and access to password-protected online videos. UW paid $40,000 last year to various recruiting services that provided online access. Condotta said that the coaches liked to be able to download game film.

by Ducks73 on Jun 20, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt they paid $25k to one single source though.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They didn't. It was multiple sources.

But it’s possible our coaches accessed video online and that that was part of the $25,000.

by Ducks73 on Jun 20, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, lyles strikes me as an online kind of guy

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 20, 2011 10:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Videos that were 2 years old also? I’m betting the videos are practicably worthless.

Let’s be real, we were paying for access, and we knew it.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically the space I'm currently in.

My conjecture, which as it’s been stated is really all we have at this point, is that Oregon paid to get access to Lache.

Lache’s coach and mother have stated that Lyles said he would handle Lache’s recruitment. In which case I’m sure he coached Lache to not talk meaningfully with recruiters until he had a chance to vet them.

For Oregon to have meaningful talks with Lache, which probably became relevant after Carroll left USC, they agreed to purchase Lyles services for the right to get to Lache.

Again, this is purely what I could see playing out. There’s nothing to substantiate any of it. But it would seem to me to be the scenario where the coaches/recruiters/atheltic department were able to rationalize the decision to make the payment. I don’t know if they were expecting to necessarily pay to have him “steered” to Oregon, but if they paid $25K and everyone else paid $10K-$15K or less, which are figures that are purely out of my ass, that may have happened.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jun 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think this is about just Lache, this is about all Texas recruits.

I don’t think that Lyles steered anyone to Oregon, because that doesn’t seem his style. His players have gone everywhere. But after getting shut out of Texas in the early part of last decade, Oregon started using recruiting services, to get access to recruits.

I think it’s been pretty obvious that this whole street agents thing is about access. It’s a dirty, sleezy part of an already ridiculous sleezy area. Oregon jumped into that game because it wanted to be a national player.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

We’re dancing around the edges of what’s legal. I’m hoping we weren’t dancing too far over the line, but if we were, supporters of the program will claim the line wasn’t defined clearly enough, and detractors will use it as proof we got to this level by cheating AND outspending the competition.

If the recent sorties into Texas weren’t paying off, nobody involved with the Longhorns program would give a flying fuck in a rolling donut about Oregon’s recruiting practices, other than in a general “they aren’t a traditional power, they don’t belong here, therefore they cannot be here legitimately” perspective (aka the Montlake POV).

My guess here is that whoever made the decision to involve Lyles did so because he saw other teams doing the same kind of thing, checked with compliance to ensure it was “legal” and went for it.

I’m hoping eventually someone pipes up and writes a book about exactly what went down. What’s surprised me so far — if this is a giant conspiracy to hide pay-for-player — is that nothing substantial has leaked from anyone involved. There have to be more than two involved in this, besides Lyles and whoever-pulled-the-trigger-on-the-deal-with-Lyles, maybe Campbell, maybe whoever. And in my experience, the more mouths attached to persons involved in a conspiracy, the more likely someone’s going to say something eventually.

The NCAA will clarify the scouting and street-agent issue. I just hope we don’t get caught in the undertow.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for flying fuck at a rolling donut,

Flagged for lack of a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren't the only program...

that has that shitty package, if this is the case.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way...

Ryan Dunn from Jackass and a friend died today in a car accident. Dunn reached 110mph in his Porsche, lost control, and was incinerated.

For those who said Cliff’s antics were no big deal, look no further than this incident. And think about, Cliff was traveling 8mph faster…in a car not designed to reach that kind of speed.

I laughed at the headlines, thinking to myself, “Oh Cliffy.” But seriously, What happened to Dunn and his friend could have EASILY happened to Cliff.

Weird the stories were a mere days apart, as if Dunn was proving a point to those who didn’t care about Cliff speeding.

by DuckIt on Jun 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

In other news...

several other people died or were injured in car accidents today going at or under the local speed limit.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 21, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tradition says you use up to date recruiting reports

Tradition doesn’t’ change, champions do.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a simple solution for finding out whether or not Oregon

just got ripped off by Lyles or something nefarious is taking place on Oregon’s end.

Find Cal and LSU and see what they got for their money from Lyles.

by ratzo on Jun 20, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they bought access to the same online password-protected database

that we did. Maybe the old notebook was part of the juco package we bought. Did all of the 140 in the book go to a 4 year college? Still, pretty crappy product from Willie.

by Ducks73 on Jun 20, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another thing...

if Lyles can deliver 5* recruits at will – then why did we drop him?

You think he’d be a hot commodity instead of a broken down recruiting nerd driving a 2000 Exterra.

by ratzo on Jun 20, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf?

If this sounds too stupid to believe, you may be on to something there. The merely unflattering explanation is that Oregon was ripped off by a con man who stuck the Ducks with a shoddy product — embarrassing, maybe, but there’s no NCAA rule against being gullible. The more cynical assumption is the same as it was when Lyles’ name first slithered up from the gutter of the recruiting trail in the spring: That Oregon found a loophole in the system that allowed it to “legally” funnel money to a middle man (Lyles) in exchange for access to certain recruits it already knew more than enough about.

Unfortunately, I’m more inclined to believe the bolded part. Especially because we “bought” a 2010 AND 2011 packet. If we were using these for a legitimate purpose, wouldn’t the coaches have realized after the 2010 packet that the information sucked? Why would we buy it again?

Jesus. The stupidity astounds me.

Link from Dr. Saturday’s blog.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinton came to the same conclusion I did.....Oregon didn't break any rules but it went as far as it could without crossing per the letter of the law

I can’t decide if that makes the AD look like geniuses or complete morons based on the repercussions of those actions

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What repercussions?

If we get hit with sanctions (still a highly doubtful outcome), then lets talk about repercussions. Until then, what has happened has had absolutely no impact on our football program.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides potentially creating the stigma of being a dirty program?

Transparency is always a difficult balancing act but Oregon did themselves no favors by releasing outdated recruiting information without providing any clarifying statements.

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides potentially creating the stigma of being a dirty program?

So? Who cares? I don’t. Recruits don’t. And I’m guessing a large majority of donors won’t.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What clarifying statement could Oregon make that wouldn’t provide additional fodder for news outlets to pounce on and try and create even more problems for Oregon?

Oregon does themselves no favors by talking to the media right now.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe they can, they just don’t want to incriminate themselves, which is the much more likely scenario.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incriminate themselves to who? The NCAA?

They’ve had this documentation for a while now, so unless Oregon decided to get creative in their explanations I don’t see how releasing a one paragraph clarifying statement would incriminate the AD.

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would Oregon have any need/want to clarify?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't incriminate is the right word

But should Oregon really give O-live a reason to make another Information Request?

Here’s what you recruited… now leave us alone.

Contrary to what Canzano might think, Oregon doesn’t answer to the Oregonian.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the original on the Disney channel the other day.

Sadly, my wife and kids didn’t really get how funny it was.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they all staring at you as you dissolved into giggle fits?

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 21, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, no.

OK, yes. And it was worth it.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you say

“Haters gonna hate” out loud? I know I would have.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 21, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Goe's Link

Forgot to include it earlier:

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/06/quick_take_oregon_football_and.html

Says we also paid for video and access to password-protected online video (Lyles’ site says complete database, access to scouts, and game highlights and video).

by Ducks73 on Jun 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says they didn't give to those that matter?

We all have to keep in mind this is what Oregon gave O-live. The NCAA has had this info (plus probably more) for months now.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Oregon wants to be considered the posterboy for unethical recruiting practices even if everything was on the up and up?

Because they had to know that the at best ambiguous information provided would pretty much write that story line for the press

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't bother me

As long as it doesn’t happen again, it won’t have much of a real impact.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have a problem with it if Oregon wasn't giving the press all the ammunition it could possibly want and then some

They’ve pretty much written a narrative for the press and letting them run wild it. This is why I can’t get upset at the news coverage about this. It’s like giving a two year old a paint set, walking away and then getting upset when child treats the floor kitchen floor like a canvas

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares what the press have?

Besides bad PR until the ADHD media turns their attention to something else. What does it matter?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Matt may be a putz, but he’s good at that whole “perspective” thing.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The press can write whatever they want. As long as we followed the rules and don’t get hit with sanctions (despite serious looks from media and NCAA), I don’t care if this happens again.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when games start again

You know what matters? Not this shit.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that matters is the NCAA

In the end it doesn’t really matter how ‘shady’ any of this stuff looks. Haters gonna hate. The only question is whether or not we actually broke a rule AND the NCAA can prove it. Getting a bad deal is NOT illegal.

To put it in perspective, Cam Newton’s dad told the NCAA he tried to sell his son for cash. And they did nothing and will do nothing because somehow that’s not a rule, or they can’t prove that Auburn actually did pony up the cash for him. If THAT isn’t a violation I just can’t see how any of this recruiting garbage is going to result in a penalty for violating rules.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 20, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I read your firs paragraph and thought,

“I don’t want to be Auburn.” Then you mention Auburn.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point is that everyone is afraid of punishment for something that may not even be a violation of the rules. As far as the future of Oregon Football is concerned, bad articles by John Canzano are not going to knock this program back to the Toilet Bowl. And if it wasn’t this he’d be up in arms about Cliff Harris or Chip Kelly’s diet or the suspicious nature of Oregon players only practicing outside when it’s sunny (Does Chip Kelly Have A Secret Weather Machine?)

I’ll also add that right now we have NO context to these documents. The NCAA does. Chip and staff are not sitting down with the Oregon Live bloggers to explain what these documents mean and what else came with them. It’s not even new, but something the NCAA has had for months. We know they move slow, but we also know that they make an official investigation announcement if they see something bad and, despite having this information for quite some time, they have not taken that step.

I’m not arguing whether any of this is right or wrong, I’m only looking at the impact it will have on the program.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Chip Kelly’s diet

I’d love to know, dude’s dropped like 30+ pounds over the last year.

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by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

It sounds suspicious… I smell a Rachel Bachman investigation.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I smell a Rachel Bachman investigation.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 21, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly has lost control over gravity.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is definitely an interesting take. At this point I sort of guess that we were simply buying elite access to players in Texas. So long as this loophole makes all of this legal, I am not all that worried. Collegiate recruiting has always been an unethical mess of a concept.

At least we haven’t bought any players brand new Pontiac Grand-Ams.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 20, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pontiac Grand-Ams?

I hope you meant Trans-Am, because offering a /Grand-Am/ would be on a par with offering a Chevy Malibu — illegal, but unlikely to win over any self-respecting running back.

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by benzduck on Jun 21, 2011 12:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome

(WARNING: LINKS TO CANZANO ARTICLE) LINK

Apparently, Canzano got Gekko’s message and Oregon fans need to demand answers… because you know, AD Mullens ALWAYS answers my emails.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
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by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Will you demand better from Oregon? Will you stop making donations and buying season tickets until you know the Ducks are operating with clean hands? Will you inform Oregon that the standards will always apply as long as you’re around?

I just Laughed Out Loud….In Real LIfe.

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by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't necessarily agree with the extreme that Canzano takes it to...

But I wish things didn’t seem so sketchy as a fan.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the big time

All major college fb programs are sketchy to a point. That being said, we should do better.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically, we went as far up to the line as we could without breaking the plane

shady? Yes. Slimy? Yes. Par for today’s course? Yes.

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by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that's what we did, I don't want to do it anymore

Way too risky . . . The only thing that keeps me from believing this will all blow up is the belief that Kelly would NOT be so stupid and jeopardize everything everyone has worked for so hard and long. There is no way!

by Ducks73 on Jun 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much yeah

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting point. We are talking about the behavior of the man two years ago before he had ever coached in a major program...

… when you say no way, how do you know that was the case back then? And, if you believe it, when does Bellotti get some scrutiny?

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 20, 2011 10:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Remember the olden days, between March and mid-Sept 2009

when not a few fans of Oregon Football thought CK was in over his head? Especially right after the fBSU game? When Bellotti was lurking on the sidelines?

The staff and program may have thought moving Chip to HC was a slam-dunk, but I don’t care how much a genius you are, you spend months when you’re elevated to a leadership position just trying to figure things out.

Who really knows what the fuck was going on back then, besides the ones involved here?

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, true

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 21, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tradition says not going up to that line is wise

Tradition doesn’t change, champions do.

I know, I like this mem.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm, John

time to renew season tickets passed 2 months ago. Pretty hard to stop buying tickets now when, you know, there’s no season tickets to buy.

I can’t wait till Canzano writes his follow up piece in two months and declares victory because NO season tickets were sold since his last article.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I hate to say it, but at this point, I’m pretty convinced that we payed Willie to steer players to Oregon. I’m an Occam’s Razor kind of guy, and I can’t think of a simpler explanation.

My gut reactions, in no particular order:

1) The craven, self-interested football reaction: I’d like to think that we either didn’t violate the letter of the NCAA rules (more on that later), or that if we did, our punishment will be less severe for the following reasons:
(a) We don’t have an extensive history of recent major violations.
(b) Though it’s possible we payed for players, I don’t think we’ve yet been accused on any level of paying players. I actually think that’s an important distinction.
(c ) Thus far, I’m not aware of any attempts at a cover-up.

2) The “keep the sport pure hahahaha I can’t say it with a straight face either” reaction: In all seriousness, I do think that paying for players is bad. Not because it’s against the NCAA rules, but because it’s against the spirit of amateurism. I’m not naive enough to think that college football is at all what it appears, and my guess is that what we’re seeing right now is, moreso than we’d all like to admit, how the sausage is made. That said, I would like to see us try as much as possible to stave off a descent into AAU recruiting territory.* I don’t think that’s good, I don’t think it’s healthy or beneficial for the players, and I think it’s antithetical to the spirit of amateurism, which is something I still value.

3) The non-sequitur blog-minded reaction: It’s not my place to mention this, since I’m not a mod or anyone of any importance on the site, but I’m going to do it anyway. I’d like to remind our fellow AtQ users that when you post on other sites, you are an ambassador for the Addicted to Quack community. If Spazzy McGee, Gekko Mojo, or Paragon SC want to say things about Oregon and Lyles on their own blogs, you don’t need to defend the UO. No matter if we get in trouble for this or we don’t, you won’t help anyone by going to our sister blogs and insisting that our hands are clean — especially since more often than not, such arguments devolve quickly into combat.

4) The “fuck Jon Canzahno” reaction: I was going to shit in one hand and hold one of Canzahno’s sanctimonious, poorly-written, clickthru-mongering articles in the other to see which weighed more. The experiment failed because I couldn’t tell them apart.

*It’s quite possible that in time, professionalism will kill amateurism in college sports. But I do suffer at times from a chronic optimism, and I’d like to think that we can fight that off.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Silly but, payed = paid que no?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops! Uh, yeah. I’m an idiot.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That was just all over, too. Ugh, that’s pretty embarrassing.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My reaction:

fuck.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other sites...

…I know many of you cringe at other sites picking up on your program’s news. I get it. Still, it really isn’t gloating or wound-salting. Nobody does off season like Oregon and, truthfully, you guys are way more interesting than the commitments of some local recruits. On top of that, the activity around this blog is compelling and generates a lot for fans from other places to react to.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 20, 2011 10:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, if y’all would stop closing your damn border maybe the local recruit angle would be more interesting.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody does off season like Oregon

Hmm, think I just found my new sig.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t say this enough, Gekko, but you’re good people.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we did, our compliance department is even worse than that of U$C (here's a hint: we didn't).

1. At the first pressie after the story broke, CK said that Oregon was not happy with the materials and services recieved from Lyles and would not be using him again, $25K or not. IF the fb coaching staff asked Lyles to steer recruits to Oregon and he did, why would the coaching staff not use him again? “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” right? Do you remember dying a little more during the Natty, each time a rushing play was called up the middle?

2. The NCAA requested two years of information, so it’s not that strange that there are recruits from the 2009 cycle. I have not read anything that mentions how many players are from that recruiting cycle, only that there were an unstated number. Some or all of them could be JC transfer players. That would work in the timeline and not raise any eyebrows. Oregon said they had difficulty determining which tapes were from where, so they provided a limited amount. Some of the recruits from the 2009/2010 cycles could also be from Flenory’s business (the name of which escapes me right now).

3. I hate to give a fusky props, but Gekko Mojo does have a good point: a lot of media outlets and journalists are looking at this simultaneously and without context, trying to be the one to break the next bit of the story. A lot of this may look bad, but out of context, but that doesn’t mean it is.

So, relax. Breathe deeply. We don’t know a lot of the facts. Not having information is no reason to freak out.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 20, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with No 2 is that the documents are labeled as 2011 information.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"

by JShufelt on Jun 21, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

In other news...

Darron Thomas was throwing to Vaugn in the MO today.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah,

the not so funny thing is that we are going to have to talk football because the NCAA inquiry won’t have closure for some time.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the summer practice schedule?

I didn’t make it in to see a practice in the spring but I really want to witness one of those crazy up-tempo practices this summer. How do I find out when it all happens, which ones are open to stalkers the public, and all that good stuff?

by JonathanPDX on Jun 20, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't there is a schedule

because they are unorganized team activities or UTA’s, from what I heard. There will be an investigation shortly by the Oregonian.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Saturday posted a hilarious tweet not too long ago about the situation

DrSaturday Matt Hinton
I love Oregon’s obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is. #canttouchthis

by ppilot on Jun 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Rubenstein

D: Holding out hope that Mack Brown will get to sit in on Oregon’s NCAA meetings. He’s come too far to be left out now.

LINK

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by Matt Daddy on Jun 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 20, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth Noting (no really)

Cliff Harris was NOT a part of 7 on 7 workouts today in the Mo. However, Kiko Alonso was.

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by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm having a hard time figuring that one out

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have a theory

Kiko’s got an alcohol problem and one of the things he needs is a stable support system to help him combat his problems. So it stands to reason that he’d be allowed to be a part of certain team activities during his recovery and treatment.

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by axemen23 on Jun 20, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant why Cliff wasn't there ...

… An optional team workout doesn’t strike me as the kind of thing a suspension would apply to. I would guess he would do whatever he could to be there … But maybe his suspension applies to that.

As for Alonso, well, his presence on the team is pretty baffling given his history and the offense that he committed compared to Cliff’s. I can appreciate that he needs “support”, but is that the responsibility of a public university to provide?

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jun 21, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's my understanding that suspensions/behavioral ladders are seldom, if ever made public.

Without rehashing twelve different fan posts and fan shots, Cliff and Kiko are not comparable, other than that they both screwed up and are (hopefully) working to redeem themselves.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jun 21, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all the shit swirling about...

CK is going to slip Alonso into the starting lineup for LSU.

Juju is the same yesterday and today and forever.

by BisonDucks on Jun 20, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and staying after school

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s so wrong it’s right.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he is limited in job opportunities, he can only work closing shifts. Last one out locks shit down.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jun 20, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Staples of SI weighs in on the situation.

He is not amused, it seems.

Maybe Lyles fulfilled the bulk of his order with video. For Oregon’s sake, it had better not be video of the players profiled in the booklet. If Lyles indeed sent video of actual 2011 prospects from across the nation, then the Ducks must figure out exactly what he sent and present it to the NCAA and to the news organizations that have waited patiently for the school to fill legitimate open records requests. If they can do that, they have nothing to fear.
If that isn’t the case, then Oregon needs a whopper of a story to explain all this.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“Oregon has plenty of ways to explain this, but I’ve already dismissed them all and decreed Oregon a cross between Jim Tressel and Bruce Pearl.”

by JonathanPDX on Jun 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are a master paraphraser. Or maybe a master baiter. Perhaps both.

Verbing weirds language.

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Master baiter it is, then.

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will someone tell Staples $25k is chicken feed for us?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why nobody in the SEC is taking the Oregon case seriously, and the only ones with their panties twisted into thongs are other conference fans and local media experts.

“Y’all come back when you’re makin’ some real vy-o-laytions here, kids.. 25 grand gets us a long snapper.”

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 20, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

25 grand gets us a long snapper hostess.

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jun 21, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, the circle of life

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jun 21, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meaningful quote from Lion King:

“Those cats are fast but they never seem to get ahead.”

“Right. Cheetahs never prosper.”

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 21, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your program is going to bribe someone with $25,000. So you

A. “Forget” a dufflebag full of hundreds in his car when down to visit recruits.

B. Write a check for $25,000 from the company account, then arrange for the bribee to put together a really crappy product to send to you as a “purchase” in case anyone comes asking, that is so sadly deficient that everyone will assume it was a shoddy cover for a bribe.

Easy quiz, right?

by omb on Jun 21, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

"and to the news organizations."

Err…why exactly?

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 21, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. TMML.

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 21, 2011 12:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ryan Dunn.

Too bad. Too much car, probably didn’t understand the nature of a difficult beast like the GT3. From the sound of it, he didn’t know how to drive a car like the overpowered, rear-engined GT3. Left a 100 foot skidmark and went through the rail. The 911 series understeers into corners and oversteers out of them; all rear-engine cars do. Came in with too much speed, realized the understeer too late, hit the brakes, all to no avail. Carry too much speed into a turn with a car like that, it’s going to keep going straight ahead. Again, too bad.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 21, 2011 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Worst thing you can do in a 911:

Lift off the throttle in a panic halfway through a corner you entered too fast for your skill level.

Unfortunately, instinct tells us to do just that.

Rear engine Porsches: Killing celebrities for 53 years.

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jun 21, 2011 12:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yup, if you're coming in too fast, you gotta hammer the brakes before the turn.

And if you don’t, better to let it drift a little than do something really foolish. It’ll come back to you if you don’t panic. Those tires will eventually grab on to the pavement again. Damn things are fantastic in every way, except when they’re trying to kill you.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 21, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

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