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Moos has stared he expects 6 wins.

Does he think he’s Chip Kelly or something?

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 7:27 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Reading that Coug article

made me very happy I am not a WSU fan. It would be just so dreary to be contemplating how many blow-out losses we can suffer and still keep our coach, or if counting on a win over SDSU is too optimistic.
I do hope they can at least put up a fight in the PAC this year and they beat the beavs again

by OregonNYC on Jun 8, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

you would also have had to spend time living in Pullman, WA

by echo31 on Jun 8, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stared? He's been taking lessons from CK?

“I will STARE us into 6 wins.”

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rumors of blowing the lid off of Oregon?

That last cited article had a reference to rumors/reports that the media is about to reveal something new about the Ducks. What else is out there?

by homersolo on Jun 8, 2011 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Nothing else is out there. Famous Duck even asked them about it, and the author of the article just stated he’d heard the same rumors that have been floating for a while with little backing.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 8, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question here: what are the rumors?

My main sources of Duck news are AtQ, Rob Moseley’s blog, and Ted Miller’s blog — but I don’t tend to read the comments of the latter two.

Rumors get referenced around here a lot, but they don’t usually get said. This is probably to avoid giving said rumors credence, which completely makes sense to me. Since most internet rumors are bull, I don’t want them picking up any unnecessary traction either.

That said, everyone here (and by “here” I mean “the internet”) but me seems to know what the rumors are. Is there something more than the obvious implications with Willie Lyles? I’m capable of connecting those dots on my own if that’s all this is, but I suspect it’s not.

Anyone mind informing me? Feel free to just link to it, to put it in the sarcasm font, or even just tell me which twitter accounts to peruse so that I can find it myself. Whatever works best is fine.

(And mods, if you’d rather not give these rumors any credibility by allowing someone to repost or link, that’s fine — feel free to delete my post or whatever you feel is best.)

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone rate the top 10 coaching jobs in the NCAA

and where Oregon would be in that?

/smartass

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jun 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s based from the $25,000 Oregon gave Willie Lyles.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I think I can piece together the puzzle from there.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real problem here is that the rumors have been repeated over and over to the point where they have a life of their own

The NCAA asked to see Oregon’s records regarding Willie Lyles, then the internet blows up and says Oregon is under investigation for recruiting violations. It’s to the point that on ESPN, and other sources Oregon is being mentioned as being under investigation whenever REAL investigations are talked about.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think part of it is the ESPN need to lump all the big programs together and make the investigations sound like a wave sweeping across the landscape of college football. Ohio State, USC, North Carolina, etc. Since Oregon has suddenly become one of those “big time” football programs they want to lump us in with the others to make it sound serious.

I think these rumors grow by repetition and when someone wants to make a case that all the big programs are cheating it’s easy to grab onto those and use them to make the case that one more program is doing something shady.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did North Carolina become a big-time college football school?

by echo31 on Jun 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they got hammered by the NCAA.

You ain’t big-time til you get caught cheating!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

then they are huge-time!

by echo31 on Jun 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real problem here is that the rumors have been repeated over and over to the point where they have a life of their own

Why is this a problem? If anything, it is fuel for our team and program to work harder. Unless Oregon is hit with sanctions, which seems highly doubtful, this entire story won’t matter.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 8, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This brings up another question. Say the NCAA decides that we did the worst we’re accused of — giving money to a booster to steer students here. What are the possible punishment scenarios?

On the one hand, I understand that the NCAA may decide to come down hard on that sort of behavior to make an example out of us. But on the other hand, the very worst of the current rumors still do not involve us giving money to players. I haven’t heard anything at all that suggests that any of our players would have been ineligible for any period of time.

Is my thinking incorrect, or is even the worst of what we’re accused of still small potatoes compared to the recent accusations at Auburn, tOSU, and USC?

FWIW, I’m still with jtlight — sanctions seem doubtful to me.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I’m still with jtlight — sanctions seem doubtful to me.

What is it worth? I’ll gladly jump on the “with jtlight” bandwagon if there’s something in it for me?

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worth a billion ProbablyMonty nickels.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that convert to Gorby bucks?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

straight across

with less likelihood of NCAA investigation.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you should have asked for your Gorby bucks in non-consecutive bills. Not my fault.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time

I’ll just ask for a tat…there’s no way they’ll catch me then!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NCAA sends a notice of inquiry when they start an investigation. I cannot find any news that says this has happened.

Ken Goe noted on April 5th:

Either would be a NCAA violation. If the NCAA determines the evidence points to one or both, it almost certainly will trigger a notice of inquiry to Oregon president Richard Lariviere, and a formal investigation.
UO spokesman Phil Weiler said Monday that Oregon has not received a notice of inquiry.

I can’t find anything that says they have received any notice. The real investigation regarding Oregon isn’t Oregon at all, but they are just being the spring board for investigating the 7 on 7s and the recruiting services – not the schools.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would know if they had

We’re a major program now folks and that means when we get investigated people know about it.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

If we get hit with a real investigation, it won’t be hard to find a news source talking about it.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um... Missing the point re: the notice

I might be off, but from listening to the reporters when the Oregon news first broke it sounds like the NCAA probes follow the media not the other way around – ie a news outlet or other third party source says “hey look at this, this looks weird” and THEN the NCAA initiates an investigation. If that is true, then whether the NCAA has an active investigation is irrelevant. The real question is whether SI or ESPN or some other sports publication is working on a story (as the OSU site suggested).

by homersolo on Jun 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update from Sports TMZ SportsbyBrooks

something soon. dont ask me when. RT @randysmith72: @SPORTSbyBROOKS Any news out of Oregon, or will that wind up being a non-starter?

by ppilot on Jun 8, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is some funny stuff in that thread.

How stupid is Terrelle Pryor though? My god, taking checks, and depositing them in his bank account? That is beyond dumb.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 8, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet he got away with it for nearly 3 seasons.

I’m sure it’s one of those scenarios where, you get away with it once and you begin to believe with each passing time you won’t get hit.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jun 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think this brings up a legitimate concern for Oregon.

What affect do the rumors of impropriety have on Oregon recruiting wise? It seems every time I read an article about USC, tOSU, or any other scandal, there is the obligatory Oregon name drop slid in there. You know the recruits are reading this. Rival coaches are probably whispering in their ear about it. Parents must be concerned. The rumor mongering it seems has taken on a life of its own here, and I am just wondering how it will play out. Anyway, just something to think about. Rumors however full of it they are, can have repercussions.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 8, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHIP KELLY HAS LOST CONTROL OF PEOPLE LISTENING TO RUMORS

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 8, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What affect do the rumors of impropriety have on Oregon recruiting wise?

We’ll know in February. My guess? None.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 8, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I would guess zero

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

zip

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nada

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

zilch

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Jun 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

very small rocks

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

jack

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

a witch?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRN HER!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

what makes you think she is a witch?

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

She turned me into a newt!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A newt?

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......

I got bettah…

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a witch! I am not!

They dressed me this way! And this is not my nose, it is a false one!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....we did do the nose....

and the hat… but SHE’S a WITCH!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are way of telling whether she is a witch!

First, what do you do with witches?

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUUUURRRRRRRRRN 'EM

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what do you burn apart from witches?

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE witchessss!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wood?

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...why do witches

burn?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re made of… wood.

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO!

how do we tell if SHE…is made of WOOD?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Build a bridge out of her!

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but can you not also build bridges

out of stone?

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does wood sink in water?

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jun 8, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! It floats!

Throw her into the pond!!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what else floats in water?

Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 8, 2011 8:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A DUCK!!!

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANG BANG BANG!!!!!

Although, You did jump right to the punchline, skipping “apple cores” and “very small rocks”, which are also quite enjoyable.

Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 8, 2011 9:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know that “churches” is in there somewhere.

Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
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by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I walk away from my computer for 15 minutes and you get the payoff line!

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

rubber?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 8, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks like one!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I mean, USC has obviously had enormous recruiting problems since the whole Bush fiasco started.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC is different though

Oregon’s hold on their current position at the top is much more tenuous than USC’s

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large group of folks at the Giants game in SF right now

Wearing green and yellow shirts. Wonder if its an Oregon alum group or something.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably recruits.

"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan

by benzduck on Jun 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What BCS conference teams are least likely to get caught with NCAA vilolations?

My guesses:
Baylor
Vanderbilt
Northwestern

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Any MAC school.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BCS conference.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to slowly walk away…

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like Vandy here by a lot. It’s got all of the factors going for it that I think will make it a lot less likely for it to do something bad:

1) Traditional anti-powerhouse
2) No realistic hope of success in conference, either in the short term or long term
3) Fan base content with exceedingly low expectations
4) Higher academic standards than most schools

I can’t think of another BCS school that fits all those criteria so well. Granted, I just made those criteria up, but, you know, still.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, you know, still.

should be worth a brazilian Probing Monty nickels, I’d say.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probing Monty nickels

Whoa! I deal in ProbablyMonty nickels. That thing you said is a different currency entirely, and it’s absolutely not one I’ll accept.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, That's the nationality of the one guy and what he's doing to the other.

i guess my error was in improper capitalization…

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 8, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go for some...
brazilian Probing

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Jun 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like Baylor on this list

being in Texas is a definite strike against them.

I motion Stanford and Wake Forest.

I think we all agree private schools are the best bets

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also spaced out their basketball team. So… yeah. I’m with you.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe Duke

have they ever gotten in trouble?

A more interesting question is what public schools would belong on this list?

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vandy and Stanford are my two tops. Even if Stanford has post-Luck success it’s going to be damn hard to lure kids there and sneak them past admissions. Stanford would have to go so far over the edge to pull a Pryor I don’t think it’s realistic. Though it would be one spectacular scandal!

by JonathanPDX on Jun 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Stanford being a private school, they can lower admissions standards on a case-by-case basis as it suits them, I suppose, as long as they don’t dip below Pac-12 standards. The scandal would be that they actually chose to do so, cheapening the special nature of being admitted to a university like Stanford. Their alumni base would, I am sure, be scandalized and they would be the laughingstock of the “elite” class of academic institutions, a great many of which don’t bother to offer athletic scholarships to begin with.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I heard somewhere that Penn State has never been hit with sanctions of any kind.

"Dispatch yourself with the utmost precision, and proceed as far as your individual excellency will permit." - John McEwan

by benzduck on Jun 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baylor? Really? Dave Bliss.

I’d say Stanford is up there.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about basketball. I hardly pay attention to that news.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you allow an independent?

If so, BYU for sure.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I consider sexism and racism to be violations. :-)

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud your personal standards

but I am almost positive that the NCAA does not share your convictions.

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, murder, drug use, paying players, and a coaching asking players to stay quiet about all of it… that’s not news to pay attention to.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you pay attention to may not align with what I pay attention to.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-A-B-O-O-B-J-O-B"

by JShufelt on Jun 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stanford

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so sad how the majority of Titans fans are buying into the fact that Jake Locker is going to be the savior.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Are they?

They don’t understand that they’re getting a less-accomplished version of Vince Young?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee.

The ones that have been educated as to the reality of the situation by TQA8?

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go over to Music City Miracles and tell them.

They’re all, “Oh, GTFO he’s a great leader and awesome.”

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and:

“U only hate him cuz ur a Duck fan and u hate UW!”

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

His problems have more to do with not being able to “lead” on his passes than they do with his abilities as a “leader of men.” We’ll see what they say when he “leads” his team to a winless season.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the long run they’d be much better off if he “lead” them to drafting Andrew Luck.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, it's nice to not have that problem.

After the interminable Baver-like Siberia that was the 70’s, 80’s, and early 90’s, having Aaron Rogers to replace Brett Favre is an almost unimaginable luxury.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

JakeLocker is your team’s QB! Hahahaha! If I were a Titan fan, I would be completely self loathing after this masterpiece of a draft.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you, me, and YourFavoriteTeamsFavoriteTeam get constant shit on ATQ for the Chargers?

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 8, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets see...

the Titans cut Blount and drafted Locker. I think that “shit” you’ve been getting might have just switched.

/that’s what the Titans get for stomping on the Terrible Towel.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind that. Pile on TQA8, aye aye sir!

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 8, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Ohio St. Allegations?


Go on…

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jun 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to share the pain.

Auburn had their White House visit today.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jun 8, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

President Obama said “War Eagle” too. Ugh.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 8, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it

I’m voting for Rand Paul!
/TypicalAmerican’d

by JonathanPDX on Jun 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

grumble grumble grumble

/stillsobitter

Absurdity is my favorite.

by daisyduck on Jun 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

pretty soon we’ll have played nobody in the 2010 Rose Bowl AND the 2011 NCG.

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

's just a shame

Cammy-cam wasn’t on the same pants-on-head retarded level that Pryor was. Signed checks? Really? It’s like he WANTED to get caught!

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He NEEDED to get caught.

Faggoty ass muther fu___r

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by Famous Duck on Jun 8, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Momo Jones

is leaving Arizona and becoming an Iona Gael…

Great day to be a Gael!

by DUCKinNY on Jun 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

My 2 Cents on Phil Steele Again

It’s that time of year again for me to remind those who forgot, and enlighten those who never heard it.

Back in 2009 we lost our opening game on the road to #14 Boise State (19-8). Then we went on a roll and beat Purdue, #18 Utah, #6 Cal (42-3), then Washington St 52-6 to get to a 4-1 record, I posted this on his site:

In your preseason predictions, you said Oregon isn’t even a top 50 team. Do you still have them outside the top 50?

Note I’m not asking him if they belong in the top 10. I’m asking about the top FIFTY. FIVE-ZERO. Like, basically, are they in the top half of teams in the country at 4-1 with the lone loss on the road in the first game and a 39 point win over the #6 team. Here was his answer:

Phil Steele wrote, in response to marinecorpsduck:

Many of my predictions and forecasts with the Ducks will be re-evaluated after this weekend if they are able to knock off a strong UCLA team at the Rose Bowl. I am not completely sold on the offense just yet and the loss of their top defensive player and coverman Walter Thurmond will eventually catch up to them in the passing game. So to answer your question, they are on the outside looking in to me right now but a good win against a strong UCLA defense could reverse some of my thinking for the following week. Thanks for writing, Phil

For a so-called expert to still not have a 4-1 team, with 2 wins over top 25 opponents and the lone loss on the road in the first game to a top 15 team, in the top FIFTY is ridiculous. To make it even more ridiculous, he’s willing to possibly reconsider his position if said team can beat mighty UCLA?

I know a lot of people take his word like it’s gospel truth, but I’ll continue to be skeptical with analysis like this. What I’ve found is that he seems to have a bit of a “formula”. I heard him on 1080thefan that year and his knock on Oregon was that they didn’t have enough total returning starters. He didn’t take into account which starters, or the productivity of the starters, just the total starters.

I’m sure the guy does a good job overall, but it continues to amaze me how whenever Phil Steele’s name comes up with the preseason rankings people take his word as truth. He had USC #8, Miami #9, Oregon #10 last year. 11 of his top 25 projected teams last year didn’t finish in the top 25. This is the same exact success rate as the AP and coaches preseason polls.

I’m not saying to ignore everything he says. I’m just saying to take it all with a grain of salt.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 8, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this.

All he does is look at teams like they are machines with parts that either work or don’t. He doesn’t take into account the intangibles. My guess is the fact that we played 25 players on defense last year, such that most guys on the field this year will have at least seen meaningful snaps in a big-time ball game, will not mean anything in his “formulas” for success.

I think he oversimplifies too much. This being said, I’m not sure I’m on the train of expecting us to be 11-1 or 12-0 heading into the Pac-10 Championship game. And just cause we have 2 or 3 losses (if, heaven forbid, we do) doesn’t mean I won’t be proud as hell of our team.

Go Ducks. Phuck Phil Steele.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jun 8, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wetzel's right

Ohio State is screwed. They shouldn’t get one inch less of a penalty than USC did.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jun 8, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love me some good Schadenfreude

and I hate Delany with a damn passion. Joe freakin Paterno comes to you ad says, “Hey, we should have a playoff,” you should give him some respect, not laugh in his face. I feel terrible for tO$U fans, a little bad for Tressel, no sympathy for Gee, and unbridled anger at the pompous, pampered prick that kicked this whole shebang off: Pryor

Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

by Brass-billed on Jun 8, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I betcha Gee, Smith and Delany had a sack fulla money bet on that Sugar Bowl game.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jun 8, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, he really laid it out clearly.

This is way beyond USC.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jun 8, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

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