@Thirty2zero Aaron Brooks I'm looking for creative part time jobs.... Any ideas?

Former University of Oregon point guard and 2010 NBA Most Improved Player (I think it came with a Kia Rio or something) Aaron Brooks has taken to Twitter tonight/this morning to ask his followers for possible part-time jobs he could get now that he's locked out of his current gig with the Phoenix Suns. I figure we could help him out during this difficult time, so post your suggestions here, or send them to his twitter account if you've got such an urge (and a twitter handle of your own). Previously suggested are:

Pigeon breeder

Radio show host

Kevin Hart stunt double

Peanut salesman

Fat Camp Counselor