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68 guns?

48 hours in the 48?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

So you're saying

52 days until the Willie Lyles Bowl.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We should have him

do the coin flip to start the game.

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canzano would call it video of Oregon paying him.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could file it with his video of LGB punching MB.

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's tough to file a video

Ya need spreadsheets for those kinda things…

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jul 13, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo is really good at marketing

SEC and CFB fans are going to be checking Y! sports daily now to get the first read when this “10” story drops.
Also, Y! said that Lyles and Tressel stories were only a 6 and an 8. If that is the case and the 8 resulted in firing one of the most successful and recognizable coaches in the country, what is the 10? Murder for hire?

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering the story isn't coming until August, I doubt they would be checking yahoo every day

But yeah I have to think the 10 story is about Auburn. There has been some insanely sketchy stuff going on around the program that’s been coming to light in the last year.

by ppilot on Jul 13, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a 60 pg stream on Tigerdroppings about this

based on a single little tweet in which LSU has only a 1in4 chance of being the named school. I’m guessing that the SEC fans in particular will be rabidly surfing Y! looking for any clues, tiny quotes and hints about what school it might be, what the violation is etc. Y! has been dropping hints on this for months, they will keep feeding little dribs and drabs to make an off-season scandal feeding frenzy

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game fixing? Racketeering? Corruption/graft in BCS extends beyond Orange & Fiesta Bowls?

by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

If information that was clearly going to lead to a top 5 coach

at a top 5 school getting canned was an “8”… The “10” must be both worthy of coach and program at large getting hit hard.
Anyway, this will be the “Squirrel!” moment (assuming it isn’t a Lyles/LSU story) that leads the media to completely forgetting about UO’s little difficulties.

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if the story goes to 11?

I’d never wish for federal and/or violent crime, but if this “story” doesn’t have one or more of those things then I am going to be really disappointed.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They prob figured they can not get anymore run out of Oregon.

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by webfoot73 on Jul 13, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exciting.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So @kingcfb just said that Y! Sports has a huge story breaking in a month on a SEC West team not named Arkansas or Ole Miss.

When did Oregon join the SEC West?!?!?!??!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 13, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can my tattoo be of my free house?

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

All we’ve got left is Reggie Bush’s free house. You wanna tattoo of that?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 13, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. With Reggie sitting on the porch drinking lemonade with his parents. On my left thigh.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a lot of work... but...

ESSS-EEEE-SEEEE!!

ESSS-EEEE-SEEEE!!

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda do.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think Belotti

coming out and saying that he’s talked to CK and CK doesn’t believe he did anything wrong and MB believes him is a positive thing. It quiets the witch hunt slightly because MB has a very strong, positive reputation for doing things the right way so if MB is willing to go on record and say he believes CK, it sends a strong message. I also think it’s possible that its an intentional leak from the athletic department since they want to stand by their ‘no comment’ stance, but this allows them to leak more positive information – that they still don’t believe CK did anything wrong. Considering “the cleaner” has been working with the program for several months, and they haven’t changed that stance, I’m choosing to remain optimistic.

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Honestly…no matter what really happened, of course Bellotti is going to say something positive. He’s not going to come it and make a public statement that Oregon is screwed.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He could simply refrain from commenting, though.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good points daisy

I think it’s very safe to assume that MB wouldn’t say those things on record unless he has CK’s blessing. Otherwise CK would melt his face with The Stare.

Can’t wait to hear UofO’s side of the story (if we ever do)

...GO DOUG...

by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Jul 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Unless of course, Erin Andrews was the reporter.

Totally would have made out with her.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the interview was with Chip

Reporter: What do you think impending sanctions might be
Chip: We don’t deal in hypotheticals.

STARE

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by mackjones23 on Jul 13, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Belotti

Do to the fact you are BRAINLESS MORON,I must ask you like sheep dont you?

by John Parmenter on Jul 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gay sheep.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!!!!

Perhaps a smidgen of naked three point rhino thrown in for spice? Or at least for the incorrect use of “Do” and the crime perpetrated against the letter “a”.

More for your money, $25,000 at a time.

by Quack Patty on Jul 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reporter: "Are you dodging my questions about Willie Lyles?"
Belotti: "NO I WILL NOT TAKE MY PANTS OFF!"

Cal Bears football... Doing less with more since 2002.

by JConant on Jul 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plant the seed

and water that bamboo.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Jul 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

plant the bamboo
and water the seed?

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jul 13, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I’m interested to see how the RB situation plays out. It’s obvious that LaMike & Kenjon are 1 & 1a but what if Baby DT passes Lache, would Seastrunk be willing to wait another year for playing time or will he transfer?

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by The Legend on Jul 13, 2011 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I've mentioned it before

but if there is any doubt to Lache’s eligibility (and I think that it is a small one, but it is conceivable) I doubt he sees the field until his status is clear. A 3rd string running back, assuming your 1&2 are healthy, is just out there to get experience and mop up in garbage time. Mop up duty isn’t important enough to risk even a 2% chance he gets ruled ineligible sometime down the road.
To answer your question more directly, if he gets passed up yet again based on skill, this time by a younger guy than himself, I’d guess he’d transfer.

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is very little doubt to Lache’s eligibility. The only way he can be found ineligible is if he accepted improper benefits as a student. It’s actually very clear in the NCAA’s rule book, in the areas that Oregon has allegedly violated, that the student-athlete’s eligibility would not be effected. It is school’s crime to pay, not the student-athlete’s.

This is also why there will very likely be no vacated games from any sanctions that are handed to us

This is also only concerning the allegations from the media, and what we know about the investigation.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Improper benefits and “don’t lie to us” may be the only clear NCAA rules.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, totally agree

I have no reason to think he will be, nothing seems to implicate him. But, like I said, even a 2% chance is simply not worth it considering what he would be contributing little of value behind a healthy James and Barner.
Considering how little Lyles seemed to know about rules, do you think it is impossible that he could have bought Lache a present once? I don’t know, I just don’t see him on the field until things are settled and calm.

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if NCAA can apply sanctions to a student from events prior to agreeing with being a collegiate athlete.

That one reason why the school of a booster gets the hit.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure the NCAA can rule an athlete ineligible

if they took money/gifts while in HS as part of their recruitment process. Again, absolutely no indication this happened, but it wouldn’t be crazy to think that Lyles has given Lache a few items over the last few years, they were pretty close, and if Lyles is considered a rep of UO rather than just a buddy giving a kid a few items…
It isn’t like he is an indispensable part of our team and we would lose without him, a la Auburn rolling the dice with Cam.

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t LeBron’s throwback jersey fiasco in his senior year of high school jeopardize his college eligibility?

I thought I remembered hearing that even if he wanted to go to college, he wouldn’t have been eligible to play.

by Twith on Jul 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still skeptical how a 160 pound Baby DT

is going to step in at RB. Personally, I’m hoping Tra Carson proves to be the real deal because I like having a bruiser in the backfield.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Jul 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess DT is behind Barner, and Carson could be behind James.

So RB: James, Barner, Carson/Seastrunk
TZR 1: Barner, Thomas
TZR 2: Huff, ? (He transferred).

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally updated my sig. Now I’m a walking billboard!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 13, 2011 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't be absurd

You can’t walk on the internet!

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you can’t!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 13, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smartypants Berkeley engineers and their secret internet walking machines.

Or, perhaps it’s just the LSD.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much is it to rent a spot on your signature? I have some advertisements I might want to paste on there.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trolololololol.gif

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You take cash, right?

/won’tmakethesamemistaketwice

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally brilliant

You need to send your app in to the Oregon Compliance Dept stat. I hear there may be an opening.

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your not thinking scummy Athletic Department Enough

The Account is in OSU’s name, but OU has the ability to contribute funds and write cheques from it. In exchange, OU increases its donations to the “Lunchpail Fund”

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Oklahoma have to do with this?

I thought we were talking about UO. :-)

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by skywaker9 on Jul 13, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t stop him now, he’s on a roll.

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Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I get for Quacking while at work.

I even repeated it in my head to make sure that sounded right.

I sentance myself to watching a half hour of Oklahoma YouTube videos showing “Who really recovered the onside kick”

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-klahoma where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain!

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What no Google+

Yeah coz we so 2008, you so 2000 late!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Jul 13, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you even create fan page on G+?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 13, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Each day I use it, the more likely I’ll delete my facebook account in a few months.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still invite only right?

Once your in, do you have unlimited invites, or is it set at 10 like gmail was in the beginning?

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Jul 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I first got 2, then 5, then 30, then 50, then “unlimited” invitations to give out for gmail.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first night I got in, I invited a bunch of people – and then they stopped allowing invites all together. I thought I ran out, but I asked a friend of mine to invite someone else for me – and he had no ability to invite.

Now, it looks to be invite only, but you can send an unlimited number of invites.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, how often have you used it then

and what are your overall impressions?

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use it often. It has integration with google itself, so you’re always kinda “connected” anytime you’re at a google page and logged on. The mobile application runs about 10x faster than facebook’s too.

The big thing is that the group management, privacy, and security functions just blow facebook out of the water. I don’t just have friends, but I have several groups of friends and acquaintances that simply will never get along, as well as some personal things that are very important for my family to keep private – and some of my family members that live abroad have had to quit facebook because of their privacy and security things. So keeping up with them is far more difficult now.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is

be patient and let google work out the kinks and gain some momentum, then jump on the bandwagon once all of it’s better features start running at full power and ability?

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know The Terminator movie series?

Sometimes I think Google is SkyNet.

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by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged…this is inappropriate.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This proves everything I’ve ever said about you.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

PILING ON!

Everything I read that is posted by you from now on, will sound in my head like Edward Furlong’s squeeky voice from T2.

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jul 13, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ORDER YOU TO STAY!

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christian Bale is the first man whose career has not been ruined by playing John Connor

Nick Stahl, disappeared. Edward Furlong, dies in bit part on CSI NY. Even the fetus that played him at the end of T1 has been stuck in the McDonald’s managerial program for the last 3 years.

"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly

by GustyJ on Jul 13, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

reply/insult fail?

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jul 13, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite, no.

Think about it, I’ll be back in a couple hours to check your answers.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you didn't reply to me.

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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you're catching on to the Terminator meme.
I’ll be back

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jul 13, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I'm outing my lack of movie knowledge

Never seen:

Titanic
All Godfather movies
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
All Indiana Jones movies
Saving Private Ryan
Raging Bull
All but one of the James Bond movies
No Oscar winner since 2002 (that took a little research)
Ferris Buhler’s Day off
The Big Lebowski

…Have at it.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What DO you watch?

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does axemen watch? (let the piling on begin)

High School Musical 1,2 and 3

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that he rather liked "When in Rome"

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by CaDuck on Jul 13, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of this “No Oscar Winner Since 2002” movie, is it good?

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jul 13, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to turn in your human card.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

watch all of those ASAP, and in a row, we could use a break here on AtQ

by echo31 on Jul 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulp fiction, indiana jones, james bond, and godfather are all inexcusable

by jcgoducks on Jul 14, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus all the other ones.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I bet the one James Bond he's seen is The World is Not Enough.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on Jul 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the one with Denise Richards as a rocket scientist? Or the dude from the old Lexus commercials?

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denise Richards as a rocket scientist.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.

by Takimoto on Jul 14, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s a rocket surgeon..

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd worst Bond movie behind "On Her Majesty's Secret Service"

I own them all. Only watched it once…George Lazenby sucks.

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.

by 071903 on Jul 14, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moonraker in a walk.

The height of the Roger Moore cheesefest era. Ugh.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 14, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Summer-time!

The lovely Miss Glau, how we heart thee. Her ass-kicking of the Reavers almost made up for Wash getting a pole through the heart in “Serenity.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her ass-kicking was and always will be

Close to my heart. But, nothing makes up for killing Wash!

Tradition never changes. Champions do.

by Mill_Duck on Jul 13, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said:

“Almost.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This coming from the kid who didnt even see Chappelles Show until recently.

Goodness gracious man! Get caught up with the programs!

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jul 13, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but Facebook is still worse.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Facebook

is not smart enough to take over the world. If it became independently intelligent, it would just run around nagging everyone to be it’s friend and play Farmville with it.

ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that and by means of incredibly salacious teasers

Getting all your idiot friends to like marketing links to collect personal information.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Google would be so smart, they’d use their idiot little brother Facebook to dumb down the entire world population thus making us far easier to conquer. If I lived in a cabin in the woods of Montana completely off ‘the grid’, I’d believe this in a heartbeat. Okay, I sort of believe it anyway.

ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's not to love about living in Montana.

Well much, I’m sure. But in my experience there are two very big pluses.

1) Posted Daytime Speed Limits of “Reasonable and Prudent”
2) Fantastic skiing in Cold Smoke powder without anything resembling a crowd.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landlocked.

Couldn’t do it.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Grizzly bears
2. U of Montana Grizzlies
3. Grizzly old men

ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the greatest bear?

Wrong! The answer is black bear.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought...

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jul 13, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what are you doing?

Identity theft is no joking matter.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Generally docile creatures who’s myth keeps away the euro snow plow skiiers.
2. Pacific Northwest means still getting the Ducks on regional broadcasts
3. Well I have no counter for that.

On the skiing front, I started getting my stuff together last night for my trip this weekend. The ski pants had over $40 from three different currencies. I figured if anyone would appreciate my newly discovered treasure, it would be you!

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally docile.

Except when they aren’t, which can be quite problematic.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember the procedures in case of encounter.

Is it black? Fight Back!
Got a hump? Be a lump!

…and typing that out has just led me to believe that Fergie covered the bear enounter jingle.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure. Is this racist?
Is it black? Fight Back!
Got a hump? Be a lump!

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on my their education of me as a youth, I can confirm that Parks Canada endorses racial profiling with respect to bear encounters.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Bear Spray"

I carry it whenever I’m in “bear country.” Black bears WILL run away. Usually. If they don’t? It’s not like they’d have to pelt you with feces to get ’er done.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hte to break it to yoU

But Montana did away with the no-speed-limit thing a few years ago. Cops can and do ticket drivers for going over 85. I think the Feds made them change it.

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by benzduck on Jul 13, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that like it is an acceptable and better alternative

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, not to sound geeky but...

Apparently they will be doing pages, and have business profiles, but right now they are just on the person to person aspect. Am still new this week so just finding my way around.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Jul 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stevens is up to 315

per KEZI. He should give us some depth at least with some girth.

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by BisonDucks on Jul 13, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Addicted to Quack:
Helping quack-heads become functional citizens of society since (insert date).

"Last time I checked, there is no ā€˜Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Jul 13, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

ATQ:
Helping ducks get there fix since (date)

"Last time I checked, there is no ā€˜Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Jul 13, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone got any suggestions to get tix to the USC game

Other than Stubhub?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 13, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Since that game (and OSU) is already sold out, looks like you’re gonna have to go 3rd party.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jul 13, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you wait until closer to the game

you might be able to pick some up on Ticket Marketplace on goducks.com. I think they usually go for less on there, but there is also less inventory.

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Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Source says Cliff Harris has now paid off his traffic fines in California as well as Oregon.

Rob Moseley’s Twitter

"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9

by QuackQuackAttack on Jul 13, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallant Monkeys Taunt Assassins

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Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Monkeys Tenaciously Asswipe

by keeerrrttt1 on Jul 13, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grumpy Men Talk Anywhere

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't say that

we might lose Bill Musgrave for another week.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

General Montezuma Took Advantage

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Make Tacos Already

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Poor Mama and Papa Harris

He’d better pay back double the money when he hits the NFL.

ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretting sure he just got a high-interest loan somewhere

that he’ll easily pay off 12 months from now.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope not.

A scholarship athlete of no personal means getting a no-collateral loan because he will likely get $$$ a year from now? Does that sound like a good idea? The words “illegal benefits” are ringing in my head like an alarm Klaxon at the mere thought of it.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

His parents are paying for it...

c’mon.

"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday

by BisonDucks on Jul 13, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying they aren't

I’m just pointing out that it’s not un-feasible that he could have secured the loan himself.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Really? Here’s a project: Go to a bank or credit union and get an unsecured $5000 loan. I could, because I have a great job and an excellent credit record and score. Cliff OTOH has no job, probably little if any credit, and also likely NO collateral.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

If you can’t get an unsecured loan axemen (and you can’t), neither can Cliff. His parents paid the fines.

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Curse you, Offseason.

by daisyduck on Jul 13, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means that any loan that he got would likely be an NCAA violation.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that a loan

is an NCAA violation, even if the bank decided to give it to him based on likely future income. Is it? Anyway, it seemed to be his parents dough anyway.

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, absolutely.

That is absolutely and improper benefit.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I didn't really think about it when asking the question

and it is an improper benefit.
But any college athlete with pro ability needs to get some sort of statement from their loan officer stating they approved the loan based solely on their current credit history and income, and the fact it is well known they will be a millionaire in 8 months had nothing to do with it? Aren’t other people allowed to get loans based on assumed future income

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t other people allowed to get loans based on assumed future income

Yes, that is a usually a factor in underwriting of a loan (i.e. the ability to repay) but there are other factors, usually weighted more heavily like credit history (where if Cliff was in collection for not paying previous fines, he’d fall woefully short) and collateral, which most college kids have little to none of.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't thought of this too much before....

How is it that someone like Andrew Luck being able to enter into an insurance contract on his knees that would pay him millions if he were to get injured isn’t an improper benefit? Is it just because he wouldn’t ever cash out anything of the sort until he had declared himself as being finished as a collegiate athlete, if he were to be injured?

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jul 13, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can't collect until you're officially done

and i’m not sure how it would be an improper benefit, it’s protecting their careers post college and the ncaa would probably get behind it so people don’t skip out constantly on their last year

by jcgoducks on Jul 14, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a slime-eating lawyer I’d argue that ANYBODY can get insurance, and anyone can be evaluated for the potential financial risk should an injury occur. A musician might be offered a different package than a professional sprinter or a schoolteacher, but in theory anyone can get the service.

If they offered him a deal because he’s a star player, or let him have a special payment plan, or offered rates and services that normal (rich) people couldn’t get, then it would be a violation.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 14, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just bc you are too injured to ever be a pro

doesn’t mean you are no longer on an athletic scholarship at a Uni… I believe it has been mentioned once or twice, but the amateur status of big time football/MBB players is bizarre and exploitative

by OregonNYC on Jul 14, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because someone like Andrew Luck has parents that are loaded.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is. The NCAA has been discussing allowing student athletes get loans for quite a while now, but it never has resolved it.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm

but it’s not hard, they won’t give you one with a $10,000 limit though.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jul 13, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a semi-reasonable interest rate.

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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you get a free tshirt with it. Because then it’s totally okay.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 13, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

White XXL?

How can I say no? That’s practically one size fit’s all.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got my first credit card, at age 30

I never needed one and thought I was being responsible by avoiding them and funding my IRA instead. To show that America has learned its lessons of overextending credit and focusing on balancing its budget, my credit score immediately went up 55 pts. Stupid system…

by OregonNYC on Jul 13, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a...strange system.

Kind of a Catch-22. You need credit to prove you’re responsible enough to carry credit. I keep a couple cards open simply because if I close them my score will go down. So I buy gas and groceries with them and pay them off. One card (which we both use, meaning my wife and I) is strictly for on-line purchases. Using a debit card for such purposes gives me visions of Christopher Walken pointing a revolver at his temple while the VC yell “MAU! MAU! MAU!” and place their bets.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody said that.

It would be an illegal benefit if he took out a loan using projected future income derived from his status as a football player as security.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that to be incorrect.

This is actually quite common. Banks aren’t stupid. They know who is about to become a very important potential customer.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all the draft busts out there?

In any case, how often is the first thing a 21 year old who just hit the big time to pay off his or her loans?

by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won't

But his agent will. And even draft busts get a signing bonus.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

By the time they are considered “busts,” they’ve already made $millions, right? Banks don’t care about the first part, only the second. A $10K investment is a no-brainer when trying to reel in a potential multimillionaire customer. Ryan Leaf would have been a welcome addition to any bank on the face of the planet.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would only give him that loan based off of future earning potential,

or something of that sort. In that case, I believe it would be a NCAA violation. I remember reading that due to this rule, had LeBron wanted to go play college ball (which he obviously wouldn’t have ever wanted to) he wouldn’t have been able to because his mother took out a huge loan based upon his future earning potential in order to buy him a Hummer before he could.

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by CaDuck on Jul 13, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

She was spending his money long before he ever got a check.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on, I'll call him

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Couple items of note

Bellotti was also on CFB live today for about 5 minutes talking to the hosts about his conversations with CK and his impression on the ordeal. It was basically the hosts asking a question mixed in with an assertion, MB correcting them and standing behind Chip, and lather rinse repeat.

Also, LMJ’s cutback against Tennessee is apparently a finalist for the CFB play of the year, to be revealed tonight at the Oscars Emmys Peabodys Pulitzer Comedy

Darwin Awards
ESPYs

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you blockquote darwin awards?

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I hit the wrong button.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to pose the question here, since nobody looks at the podcast comments

How doable would a “live from fall practice” special edition of the ATQ podcast be? A few guys go down there and do a live report-commentary on fall practice while watching various drills and stations, and take call-in questions during the hour.

there would obviously need to be agreed-upon guidelines about what can/can’t be talked about and otherwise, but I think it’d be an awesome thing to do.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It'd probably be a technology nightmare.

Feedback loops from cell phones picking up the same ambient sounds, not to mention the callers would likely step all over each other. Not to say it couldn’t work, but if Talk Shoe is the option, I’d say it would be pretty limited.

Your best bet is to coordinate with each other and mute your phones when someone else is talking.

I dunno…

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by 071903 on Jul 13, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is likely far beyond the scope of our fair ATQers to do without spending $$$

That is, if you’re talking about it being “live” with audio and possibly video. It could certainly be done with a forum member or members posting “live” from practice and all of us here following agreed-upon guidelines as far as things like asking one question at a time and so forth.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose something could be done using WebEx or similar.

Forum members could send questions via the chat window and have them answered “live” by the “reporter” at practice.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two tin cans and some string.

that’s how we used to do it back then…& WE LIKED IT!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Jul 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have they released the fall practice schedule yet? I want to drive down there to catch a practice, maybe we could all meet up and talk about Terminator II or World Cup overtime rules or something.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it'll show up sometime in early august

I really think that if we could pull off something like that, it’d be really, really badass.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the complete schedule.

I want to say it starts on the 8th. Moseley or Miller posted it the other day and I tossed it in a Wheaton Wave.

by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching SportsNation right now & the question was asked if we would win the Natty. Both Skip & Schad said no but Schad’s first reason was because of the Lyles situation going on right now. I don’t think the players are focused on that like the media is, in fact I think DT has even said so.

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by The Legend on Jul 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If I'm CK or David Paulson

I show up to Pac 10 media day with a big placard that says “NO COMMENT.” in bright, bold letters. Then, when the wave of Lyles questions arrives, just begin holding up the placard to each Lyles-related question.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously a halfback sweep left.

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by CaDuck on Jul 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the irony of the situation is that the “off season distractions” have had a tendency to get the group more focused.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 13, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody circles the wagons like the Oregon Ducks.

OTOH nobody does offseason like Oregon.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a conspiracy.

Chip Kelly leaks vague NCAA-infraction possibilities to the media knowing that the ship is in actuality water tight. Team rallies around said offseason difficulties, goes 12-0. Only loss to in NC team that employed same strategy only with juicier rumors involved, hence team rallied even harder.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

all true.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon

by Gekko Mojo on Jul 13, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You understand that it’s hard to give props to a F….Husky (not named Brandon Roy), right? But I will call out “Boomer” for the “circle the wagons” quote.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

one big plus if we make it to the NCG this year

New Orleans has a lot of seedy, cheap-ass hostel-type motels to stay in. Lot more affordable than, say, an arizona retirement community.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 13, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't even.

I ended up spending a week in NO in January of 2008 due to hubris. It was nice, we had reserved a very nice hotel at an extremely reasonable rate (still recovering from that little windstorm a couple years prior), but there we were nonetheless.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Gene Chizik is a little irked at the NCAA, and the NCAA is a little irked at Gene Chizik

Also, I ordered two items last month. One from the Pony Express, the other from the NCAA. Guess which got here first.

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by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

When the age of the Pony Express came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, “Hey, good job.”

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jul 13, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have NCAA 12 rosters for all of the NCAA?

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Operation Sports has preliminary rosters up.

I went through and fixed Oregon’s this afternoon (still had Javes Lewis and Dontae Williams, Colt Lyerla as a LB, no Karrington Armstrong, etc.)

You can find it HERE. They aren’t perfect, but the only roster I really cared about was Oregon’s.

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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand…how do I download Patrick Morty’s roster?

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm assuming it's the same on both platforms.

Go to “Team Management”, there should be a “Roster Sharing” option. Select download, and it will prompt you to enter an ID. That’s where Patrick Morty goes.

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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t ask me for an ID. It takes be to a screen that shows my friends list and it asked me to foremost their rosters, but I can’t enter an ID anywhere.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Welp, that's why PS3 is better.

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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want an argument, I won’t give you one, because I don’t care.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, that’s the nice thing about the PS3. you don’t have to enter any IDs because the hackers have already done it for you

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jul 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh, and I figured it out, so ha.

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh darn it! Cuz it was my goal to not let you have the rosters.

On a brighter note, LaMichael James just went for 293 yards rushing and 4 TDs in a 47-21 dismantling of LSU.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a RTG QB, and while I didn’t beat out DT for the start – we did route LSU 36-9.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Highway 36 to Highway 9…where does that take you? Dallas?

"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 14, 2011 8:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tabler, OK

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you can. It’s the very first option, above all the names.

You could also add me (jshufelt) and download the roster for me. It won’t be until tonight, because I didn’t upload it.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind. I see you got it. Fine. Don’t add me.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I preordered through Amazon and they just told me it shipped today. Everyone will beat the game and move on to something else before I even get my copy! Oh well, at least I can go online and look up all the secret codes and passwords for the last level.

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad. I won’t be playing it for two weeks, by which time I should be able to find it on eBay for $10 used.

Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo

by benzduck on Jul 14, 2011 8:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just wait for the community rosters, they'll be out by friday and 1000000X better

then I go through and finish up Oregon, and we’re good to go.

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ

by axemen23 on Jul 13, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is where I get pissed off that we have a Wii

bought it for the kids, all I want to play is NCAA. It doesn’t exist for Wii.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jul 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's OK, you've got Mario Party.

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.

by Takimoto on Jul 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can I get tOSU roster updates?

I want to sim the Gaylord Hotels Bowl with them versus Fresno State!

Herman Ho-Ching hotboxed my room.

by dhustle on Jul 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

From Justin Hopkins

At Duck Territory:

Confirmed some news, but was asked to keep it on the low-low until tomorrow. So I will. Taking guesses if you want, otherwise tomorrow isn’t far away.

Tradition never changes. Champions do.

by Mill_Duck on Jul 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Supposedly good news.

Any guesses?

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jul 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I haven't even started looking at next year's recruits.

Maybe that bionic superman kid from Aloha committed. That wouldn’t suck. Tyner. Thomas Tyner.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just bought a new running back for $25,000?

by JonathanPDX on Jul 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those pay sites worth it?

I feel like I learn more in these comment threads than I do wandering around incensing all the trolls on Oregonlive…

Herman Ho-Ching hotboxed my room.

by dhustle on Jul 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know - I don't subscribe -

Some of the times they post teasers (like the one I linked above) which are okay (I hope) to link to.

Justin deals with recruiting news, so I’m guessing it’s a 2012 recruit giving a verbal.

Tradition never changes. Champions do.

by Mill_Duck on Jul 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we trying to make it so

no one can pronounce our line’s names?

I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com

by mackjones23 on Jul 14, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

There are few more worthless dark alleys on the intarwebs than the O-Live forums.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I learn more in these comment threads than I do wandering around incensing all the trolls on Oregonlive…

Breathe the free air my friend. Welcome to the fold of the Quack Heads that seek Truth Justice and the Duck way.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Jul 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't subscribe...

And I feel clean.

It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011

by JShufelt on Jul 14, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

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