Quack Fix: Bennett attends Manning Camp, receivers ready to perform
by jtlight on Jul 18, 2011 7:22 AM PDT
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PrintWe're inching closer to football season. Not too many more weekends to earn those brownie points, so get on that. Here's your quack:
- Bryan Bennett recently attended the Manning Passing Academy, and the Rob Moseley has a story (and video) on Bennett's experience. He worked as a counselor, along with Andrew Luck, Nick Foles, and LSU's Jordan Jefferson. Bennett said the experience helped him hone his own skills, as he was forced to teach them to high school players, and the experience also reinforced the importance of preparation in the film room.
- With fall camp just around the corner, our Ducks are preparing for the upcoming season, and some are doing some more unique activities. Nine Oregon players, including five squad leaders, participated in a "Leadership Challenge," which focused on identifying and utilizing the various strengths in a group. While Oregon returns a lot of talent this season, they do lose many of the perceived team leaders like Jeff Maehl, Casey Matthews, and Brandon Bair. How players like Gildon, Weems, and Clay step up will be key for Oregon's success this season.
- Speaking of defensive leaders, DSA has an interview with senior rover Eddie Pleasant.
- Another area of question for the Ducks is wide receiver. With an influx of new talent, the Ducks have more athleticism at the position than they have had in years, but the group has not had a chance to prove it on the field yet. KVAL has a feature on Josh Huff, and how he's ready for the challenge. They also have videos with Darron Thomas and Terrell Turner.
- Rivals is known for their Top 100, but they just released the top 100 of the last 10 years. Three Ducks make the list, though one hasn't played a down yet.
- Rob Moseley was interviewed on the Bald Faced Truth the other day. Rob gives his thoughts on Will Lyles, and a few other questions on the football team.
- SBNation's Texas A&M blog has an interesting article on the Longhorn Network. They claim that the network will provide incentives for Texas high school coaches to push players towards Texas. So, pretty much the status quo.
Got anything else? Leave it in the comments. GO DUCKS!
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An interesting view of the Texas 'panhandle' and ESPN's role in it.
http://www.iamthe12thman.com/2011/7/15/2278344/espn-will-act-as-texas-version-of-will-lyles
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Yeah, thats in the fix, last link
I’m not sure the “Longhorn Network is a street agent” is quite as clear cut as the article asserts, but it will be interesting to see if the NCAA considers this an issue (it is UT doing it, so they wont). I know that BYU has also just launched their own sports network as well to capitalize on the Mormon diaspora outside Utah. No other schools have their own TV network that I know up, but most have a radio network and web broadcast services, and most conferences have one as well.
I’m guessing that if UT and BYU can be successful with their own network we’ll see other schools like ND, tOSU, Miami, USC etc launch the same things with the same set up with local HS.
I am just concerned the NCAA will decide that it is a conflict of interest
to televise the games of recruits you are targeting, but grandfather the sip network in somewhat like they did with Oklahoma State. Okie State help football camps at high schools across Texas since they couldn’t get any recruits to drive up to Stillwater for their camps. The NCAA decided that schools could not do that, but OSU was grandfathered in and can still do it.
I suck at NCAA 12.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 8:12 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Grandson.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Are we so lacking in content that
We have to start linking clown articles in the main fix? With no snark or sarcastic remark to go along? My god, I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold out for the season at this rate. I may just end it all before we get there…
Quack Quack Bitches!
There weren’t any links to Clown articles…. Moseley was on Bald Faced Truth, but Canzano wasn’t hosting.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I am sorry I ever doubted you.
Here, have some cake.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Jul 18, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice cake, but it doesn’t beat the cake for my buddy’s wedding two years ago…
He also had a string quartet play “Our Mighty Oregon” for the walk down the aisle rather than the traditional here comes the bride.
by keeerrrttt1 on Jul 18, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I know people like to get on Canzano articles but his whole job is to get people talking as a columnist and he certainly does that. If it stimulates conversation, I’m all for it. My personal issue with Canzano is that he often goes too far towards the sensationalist when bringing up topics to discuss. That being said, I don’t think we should completely discount every article, especially if he does make some interesting points or topics.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I shoulda just said “yeah”
/Mitch’d
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Jul 18, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Even when he makes relevant points
I find it hard to take him seriously. He ALWAYS goes as far into the dramatic side of issues as he can. I think it’s one thing to have perspective and to bring that perspective to the table, it’s another thing to present opinion as fact and to do it constantly in order to generate views. It’s lazy and it’s cheap, and in my opinion poor journalism. Clown isn’t interested in bringing his POV to the table or giving the public a new view. Clown is interested in attracting attention to his site, boosting the views of his articles so that his bottom line looks good. He’s not a journalist he’s a sensationalist who latches on to what ever the most polarizing topic of the day is and makes an argument that is as far to one side of the discussion as he can possibly go.
Clown never brings anything new or fresh to the discussion which is why I’ll try my damnedest to avoid anything written by him. I won’t troll him, converse with him or have anything to do with what he writes because that’s exactly what he wants. He wants views, negative or positive, for his revenue, and he wont get that from me. I’m so tired of his act.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Jul 18, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Super Rec
Very well put. He’s a complete waste of time. Some people enjoy getting angry or gloating over the garbage he spews, but I have no desire to engage in that.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 18, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I really don’t believe he is in it to generate views or anything. He just has a higher market value if he does.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
get it green
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jul 18, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
And he lies about what he's written
E.g. he denies he ever wrote that the Blazers should draft Adam Morrison instead of Brandon Roy.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Or that he said Oregon wouldnt win six games in 2009.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I hate to defend C*nzano.
But that point… it’s easy to tear into it with hindsight. But I remember driving home after the Purdue game and thinking “man, I can’t count to a bowl game with any certainty. They might not win 6 games.” He says a lot of ludicrous stuff but I don’t think that in particular was unfair or off-base, and most of all, outside the job description of a traditional decent opinion columnist.
Now if he’s lying about ever saying that… then that’s not great.
The original item was cleverly worded, something like “Can you see six wins out of this team?” Thus allowing him to later claim, “accurately,” that he never said Oregon wouldn’t win six.
Positively Clintonian, he was / is. Except Bill probably gets laid more often.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
My problem with JC
Well, I guess I have a couple problems with him, but the biggest is the perpetual self-aggrandizement. The dude must seriously have the elbow joint of a giant squid with how frequently and forcefully he pats himself on the back.
His frequent religious comments get me, too, but not as much as the self promotion.
I generally agree.
My problem is that he is quite a bit sensationalist, as you mentioned, and this:
He’s a columnist. He’s paid to give his opinion, not to present facts or to report news. I am good with this. But I don’t like him promoting his opinions as “truth” or him hiding behind the vale of “I’m just the messenger”.
You cannot be a columnist and “just being the messenger”. And “If you don’t agree with me, you’re just blinding yourself to the truth, because you don’t want to hear the truth”. It’s BS.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'm okay with him being a sensationalist
Because that’s his job.
Its when he out and out lies about crap (see the supposed LGB punching MB video) that it bothers me.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Did he say he had that video?
Or just that it exists? Now that both parties are no longer at UO, I think it would be funny to see.
He said he had that video. He said he had it right after Bellotti denied his story that LGB punched him.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Yup
Its out there somewhere, just like the infamous Michelle Obama “whitey” tape that the right has said exists but has never been found…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
There was a smear in the 2008 campaign
That there was a tape of Michelle Obama using the word “Whitey” in a nasty racist way. Such a tape was never found.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Maybe she was talking about baseball?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
One of many allegations on his "blog"
For a while there he was posting the most inflammatory stuff on his blog. He admitted the content wouldn’t pass muster for print, but somehow it was OK for him to say things like “Bellotti’s ex wife castrated me” on a blog only reachable through Olive. Not seeing much activity like this lately, maybe some editor got to him.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
This
You cannot be a columnist and "just being the messenger"
A thousand times this. Its what I absolutely HATE about canzano and brooks. A messenger gives the facts. In the case of the Lyles thing, Wetzel and Robinson have been the messengers. I don’t have a problem with a single thing they wrote.
When you add a bunch of speculation, much of it way off base with the facts availiable, you cease to have any legitimate claim of being the messenger.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 18, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
"I'm just here to make people think."
That’s the p*ssy way out, if you ask me.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t agree. There is nothing wrong with having a dissenting opinion, or creating/stating a thought provoking position on an issue. I find it to be a legitimate purpose of columnists and opinion-editorials.
I just think it’s important to:
A. Admit when you’re wrong (Which never happens with editorials.).
B. Support your argument with reasonable data.
C. State when your opinion is in the role of Devil’s Advocate.
D. Avoid demeaning your audience.
E. Realize you aren’t there to affirm.
Canzano often misses on A through D.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That's not what I meant.
Using that as an EXCUSE is what I meant. It’s exactly like a comedian completely tearing someone down and then saying “hey, just kidding, buddy!” “Making people think” and positioning ones self as judge, jury, and executioner are worlds apart.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
First ...flagged for misspelink Blownzano.
Second:
I don’t think we should completely discount every article,
I’ve read enuf, am not going to paste ANY justification and just render MY verdict (nothin’ agin you, Dominic)
BULLSHIT!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
ADs support increasing cost of scholarships, not "pay for play"
I hope that the NCAA will move towards actually paying the full cost of attendance for athletic scholarships. Looks like it may actually get there.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think this will be great for college athletics and help reduce extra benefits
In developing countries where bribery of govt officials and law enforcement is an issue the best solution is often to raise their wages. When people have a decent meal and can count on enough cash to see them through the week they are less likely to take a free handout. This might not eliminate $180,000 payments to recruits, but it should help reduce palm greasing and good ol’ boy small cash payments to players, as well as help student athletes concentrate on studies and their sport rather than on how they will scrounge up a few bucks for dinner.
I am completely ignoring anything related to the Ducks or football because I can.
Who wants to tell me how to make an egg over easy without screwing it up?
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:06 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Don’t use too much butter. You have to get the spatula under the egg without pushing it all over the pan. Butter or oil makes this difficult, especially on Teflon.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
That’s the thing. I can’re get the spatula under the whole egg because it spreads out over too large of a surface area in the pan.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Use fresher eggs. The older the egg, the more it spreads.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Well.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They’re cheaper that way.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
According to some old cowboy, like trucks and RV’s, eggs are cheaper in the country so head out to Junction City.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Jul 18, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
two tips
1. use a small skillet
2. you only need to get the spatula under half the egg and if you’re gentle you can turn it without breaking
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
It is ok
To tilt the pan and use gravity to assist in your adventure
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Knowing what the heat is like here, tilting the sidewalk may be his only option.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
You are such an Oregonian.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You bet your ass I am.
Oregon is fucking paradise compared to this. My SA was telling me this am how miserable his camping trip up the Metolius was last week, what with all that rain. I told him about the triple digit heat index and the mayfly irruption. Offered to trade places with him. He politely declined.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
IFFY
Who wants to tell me how tomakego to a restaurant and order an egg over easy without screwing it up?
Go to a restaurant. Order eggs over easy.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And you wonder why I don’t spell out your name?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Good
If I ever manage to make it to a tailgate I will bring some of your favorite beer.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My solution?
Cook it until it is over medium. It tastes better and it’s easier to manage.
Over easy is too gross to me.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Are you guys shitting me?
I get up after working on a side-project until 4 AM, and I come here to find you guys rabble-rabbling about how to cook a fucking egg? And none of you had the wherewithal or sense of humor to tell him to crack it on a plate and put it in the microwave?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I like my eggs basted.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I like my eggs tasted.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jul 18, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
We shall continue to talk about eggs
Until you watch “Pulp Fiction.”
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the worst part is … we’ve already had this exact same discussion before, and I think the same person asked the question last time
You are absolutely right echo
TQA8 asked this same question probably a year ago. And this exact same conversation ensued.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I can't handle that, axe, but I know I CAN handle turning over the hard-boiled egg w/o breaking the yoke...
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Oh my god, I did. Well, this is embarrassing.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 18, 2011 9:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Even worse is how long it took for people to realize it.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Medium heat.
Nonstick pan, not too much butter. You don’t want it hot enough for the egg to sizzle when you (gently) put in in the pan. Wait until the “bottom” albumen turns white, then gently flip and cook the “top” albumen for 15 seconds or so. Flip again, then remove.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Get yourself a woman and say “Hey, woman, get in the kitchen and make me some damn eggs!” Please videotape the results and post them here for us to critique.
by JonathanPDX on Jul 18, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Woman required, no workie for young ATQ turkey.
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 18, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So what you are saying is that our young friend TQA8 should get a hooker to make him some eggs.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Do you have any idea where he might find a ho?
/tooobvioused
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me check my rolodex...
I think HRD might be available.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Jul 18, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brilliant!
I think he’s too busy devising a way to give benzduck cancer via accounting software, though.
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 18, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as I get my usual 10% cut of the rec trick
And you take care of me the way a good pimp should.
/toocreepy?
/probably
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 20, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know you were Venoy Overton.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
Isn't daisy is the Venoy in this case?
Movin’ on up, daisyduck.
To the sleeze side.
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is daisyduck gonna have to choke a bitch?
/quotingchapelle’sshowsoit’snotsexist
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
Cast Iron Skillet
Small pat of butter.
Crack egg.
Cook for 2-3 minutes.
Cover egg with lid until white completely sets.
Yolk should still be runny.
My parents believed in me.
Funny. I'm a great cook.
Someone explain to me why I can’t do his math right.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I sincerely hope you mean to cook, not to knock unconscious.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Jul 18, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not critical at all.
Nice, but not necessary, and certainly not sufficient. You can make great eggs easy on a decent steel pan. I do it every day.
I don’t care what kinda pan you have, if the temp isn’t right and/or there is insufficient fat and/or your eggs are old you will have the ugliest huevos fritos this side of Rosie O’Donnell.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
You haven't seen Pulp Fiction
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
I like this meme. I hope it becomes a thing.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
by Takimoto on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Have you seen Pulp Fiction yet?
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
After you missed the train,
Did your teachers or parents strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and fuuuurrrrious anger?
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those who attempt to keep a Duck from watching a good movie and lauging at references to said movie
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THEY WILL KNOW MY NAME IS JTLIGHT, WHEN I LAY MY BANHAMMER UPON THEE
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
Funniest tweet ever?
@BoobsRadley: Sometimes, after sex, I’ll yell “TEN POINTS FOR SLYTHERINNNNNN!” just so I don’t have to do the whole brunch thing.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Good for Bennett
Glad to see he went to the Manning Camp.
I remember when my Dad sent me to the Manning Camp when I was about 20. I learned to grunt, scratch, fix a carburetor. They put hair on my chest. We took turns punching each other in the gut just to be macho. We…
Wait, what?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jul 18, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
so we're going to record a podcast talking Colorado with the Ralphie Report tonight
anyone have any questions
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Just tell them Onterrio Smith says hi.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
*high
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Jul 18, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ha!
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Jul 18, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Cody Hawkins
Worst QB or Worse-est QB?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ralphie Report Questions
Our annual road trip is going to be in Boulder this year, so any discussion of tips for visiting fans would be great. Tailgating, dining tips, etc…
I just checked out The Ralphie Report
They are polling their readers for dining and lodging recommendations and then voting. Pretty cool idea.
- Best Burger – 7/12 – Dark Horse, The Sink, Mountain Sun
- Best Breakfast – 7/14
- Best Sandwich – 7/18
- Best Burrito/Mexican – 7/20
- Best Pizza – 7/22
- Best “Nice” Dinner – 7/24
- Best Dive Bar – 7/26
- Best Sports Bar – 7/28
- Best Upscale Bar – 7/30
- Best Brewery/Brewpup – 8/1
- Best Tailgate Location For Visiting Fans – 8/3
- Best Inexpensive Hotel – 8/5
- Best Expensive Hotel – 8/7
- Best Things To Do On Sunday After The Game – 8/9
Has AtQ put together anything like this? What was the name of the BBQ place (West Brothers?) near downtown? The Italian restaurant next door was owned by the same company. I heard they both closed. They had a delicious orange Hefeweizen.
I had a buffalo stew at Ambrosia.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be a great idea for ATQ
As long as Beppe and Giannis makes it on there somewhere.
West Bros and Mona Lisa have been gone for at least a decade I think.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Sadly
That’s about when I was there last.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a great idea.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'm on board
(First person to make a Chuckie Cheese joke gets their beer spilled next fall).
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
If you have “relations” in Denver, are you automatically in the Mile High Club?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
There’s so much to go with here. Unlike our other 9 in the family, Colorado and Utah both are new to the family, and there is so much to learn.
I would be interested with them describing CU football, starting with the basics (Type of Offense and Defense, and what type of emphasis, like speed or power, that they put in there), and then get into some specifics, like projected strengths and weaknesses and stand out players in all three parts of the game (Offense, Defense, Special Team).
And then finally a little bit about the personality of the coach and coaching staff.
Oh and pre-game rituals. (We know about Ralphie storming the field and running over the handlers, but what other unique CU pageantry do they do?)
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
ask them if they're proud of the fact that the University of Colorado had the most alcohol citations per capita of any public college during the 2009-2010 school year
and the second most pot citations.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
As long as it wasn't in their athletics department I'm sure they'd be proud they party hard
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Um, is it just me or does this seem exceedingly dangerous?
I think I’d rather be in the 1982 ’furd marching band than to be on the field during a Ralphie Run. Amirite?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Do they still sell beer at Folsom Field?
Because that was my favorite thing about the stadium last time I was there in 1978.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
What are your opinions of the other Pac-12 coaches, starting with UCLA skipper Rick Neuheisel?
Everybody was kung foo fighting, now it's all ho hum.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 18, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Thankfully Sports by TMZ
Appears to have gone off on a legit story for once, the Feldman/ESPN story.
We’re getting ignored for now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wait, who cares? Who cares if Brooks spends time on Oregon or not? His opinion does not matter in the slightest.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I care
In the sense that its annoying as hell to turn on the TV/radio and hear nothing but Lyles BS fueled by him.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
If it makes you feel better..
Here in Leadens and Ledgers country, hardly anyone I’ve talked to has even heard of the situation, much less formed an opinion beyond “well, that’s how you know you’re big time now, if it was Iowa State nobody would give a shit.”
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Thanks for the links...
It reminds me of how good this team is when Eddie Pleasant is forgotten. It’s good to read about summer workouts.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Wow, with that Rivals top 100 list of the decade,
DeAnthony Thomas is rated above CJ Spiller, J-Stew, Marcus Lattimore, Michael God damn it Dyer, Darren McFadden (who isnt on the list) etc…
I sure hope he pans out!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Yeah, if he's actually better than J Stew
…I’d say the RB position is in pretty good hands next year.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone catch the women's World Cup final yesterday?
Hope Solo united the State of Washington yesterday… for the first time in women’s World Cup history, a team who’s most popular player is a fusky completely Coug’d it.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd for funny...
despite being untrue. She didn’t miss any PKs…and she did her job in saving one. Neither of the goals were her fault either, as her D left her hanging out to dry both times.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 18, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoops...misread it.
You’re saying the team Coug’d it…which is totally true.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 18, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Team Coug’d it. She is one of the most popular/best players on the team, and also a fusky.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 18, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
She could have done a lot more on that first goal. Bad play by the defender, but Solo stayed still as a statute and didn’t communicate with the defender.
One might say her statute of limitations?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I was rooting for a Fusky and a Gator.
That leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
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by AllSaintsDay on Jul 18, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
USC starting RB Mark Tyler suspended
Due to two incidents:
one in which he allegedly spit on a female student while intoxicated and another in which he allegedly inappropriately touched another female student at a bar near campus.
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jun/03/sports/la-sp-0604-marc-tyler-usc-20110604 and http://www.usctrojans.com/blog/2011/07/tyler-response.html
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Classy.
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
"If you don't tell him what he wants to hear, he's going to find you out. And when he does, they're going to tear your head off and throw your BODY OUT OF AN AIRLOCK!" - Number Six, "Bastille Day"
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 18, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wondering if this is true for Oregon too
The NCAA has placed a gag order on LSU from discussing Willie Lyles. It can safely be assumed that LSU is now officially under NCAA investigation.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Awwww.....
You mean the media won’t be able to use the term “bus roll” anymore?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Btw
I just searched and could find no similar article about a gag order re Oregon and Lyles…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, well I think there’s a decent chance that if a gag order is in place, Chip doesn’t see any reason that he needs to tell the media that. Not that I agree necessarily…I would personally tell the media that in the beginning to get them off my ass. But I could see Chip not doing it just to be defiant.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 18, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah you'd think they'd mention there was a gag order though
Apparently its SOP when the NCAA investigates you.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The article about the LSU gag order does
Linked at the above link.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The NCAA spokesperson doesn't say the school has a duty to inform they are under gag order or investigation. Perhaps only if a member school is on probation?
NCAA spokesperson Stacey Osburn said Friday such gag orders usually are extended to schools under investigation.
“According to NCAA rules, all parties of the investigation must maintain the confidentiality of interviews to protect the integrity of an investigation,” she said. “This includes the school and enforcement staff.”
I’d say inforcing a gag order and admitting to being under a gag order are two different things. Saying, “We have no further comment” is logistically identical to saying, “We’re under a gag order and cant say anything.” Either way, people STFU.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't say a member institution needs to disclose anything, only that the NCAA cannot until it has made a ruling.
2010-2011 NCAA Division I Manual (large pdf warning)
32.1.1 Confidentiality. The Committee on Infractions, the Infractions Appeals Committee and the enforcement staff shall treat all cases before them as confidential until they have been announced in accordance with the prescribed procedures. In addition, an institution and any individual subject to NCAA rules involved in a case shall treat that case under inquiry by the enforcement staff as confidential until the case has been announced in
accordance with prescribed procedures. (Revised: 1/11/94, 4/24/03, 1/13/08)
32.1.2 Public Announcements. The enforcement staff shall not confirm or deny the existence of an infractions case before complete resolution of the case through normal NCAA enforcement and hearing procedures. However, if the involved institution or any person involved in the case (e.g., involved individual, representative of the institution’s athletics interests, interviewee) makes information concerning a case public, the involved institution, enforcement staff and the involved person may confirm, correct or deny the information made public. (Revised: 4/24/03, 1/13/08)
I searched for “gag,” “gag order,” “quiet” and “silence” but did not find any relavant informaiton.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The NCAA also doesn’t need to let other people know they put a gag order on Oregon.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Everyone is moving towards the assumption
That Oregon has been placed under a gag order and just not announced it. Could it be that Oregon is not under any such gag order and that’s why they haven’t announced it?
As wildly inconsistent as the NCAA is in their rulings I wouldn’t put it past them.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Jul 18, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Oregon would have said anything regardless of a gag order or not. But it doesn’t dismiss the possibility that the NCAA has them under one – and neither they nor the University is required to say anything regarding investigations or any “gag order”.
Though I question the authority the NCAA has to issue “gag orders”.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'm sure their lawyers told them not to talk
I would if I were Oregon’s lawyers.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It would be awesome if the claims of Lyles and others were completely moot, due to the fact that Oregon was given a gag order by the NCAA.
If it takes an investigation to receive a gag order, I think I’ll pass.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 19, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LYLESBOWL 2011!
September 3rd, Arlington Texas.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
He should do the ceremonial coin toss
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We have had expert council since day one. The first thing that was probably said was to put a gag in it.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
I think that Mullen's statement that
“we are unable to comment” would indicate that they are precluded from speaking.
My parents believed in me.
Just in case you didn't see it Friday
http://www.addictedtoquack.com/2011/7/15/2277635/charity-ducks-good
But check out this event I’m helping run on August 6th. It got posted Friday and this is just a link back to the post. I can answer any questions you guys have.
I posted it on FB for my PDX area peeps.
I was not aware you were helping. What will you be doing?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Is this guy being funny or is he just clueless?
Google+’s main function isn’t to become the next great social media website; it’s to become the next great way to gather a massive amount of personal information so that Google can charge more for targeted advertising.
What? Google (which derives the vast majority of their revenue from advertising) is using G+ to place ads? SHOCKING!
Using social media to stay in contact with friends and family is a myth. You already stay in contact with the important people in your life. Social media exists to spread awareness of how cool you are. Google+ seems to impede self-promotion; as a result, it fails as a social network.
Uh…really? I suppose if you’re trying to pimp your lame blog that may be true.
The branding of the various Google+ features leaves a lot to be desired. Fan pages are called “sparks.” Unless Google+ has a sponsorship with our third favorite caffeinated alcoholic beverage, the term sparks just makes us feel even lamer when trying to join a Real Housewives fan group.
As opposed to?
Where are the “walls” where we can write and feel like cyber-graffiti artists? You don’t even get to “like” things on Google+; you click on a “+1” button, conjuring up terrible memories of every time your friend promised to get you in somewhere as his plus-one, only to find out you’re not on the list and will need to go to the back of the line for Weird Al’s book signing (you’re still a real prick for that one, Kenny).
Err…because Facebook already does “like” and +1 is well accepted throughout the ’webs as it is?
We know what you’re really waiting to find out: Can Google+ help you get laid? No. Owing to the slow beta rollout of Google+, it lacks Facebook’s best feature: allowing you to gather information about people you want to sleep with. Facebook allows you to see profiles of friends of friends and learn what kind of music they like or if they have a boyfriend who could beat you up.
No comment.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
that seems like a joke to me … reads more like an effort to make fun of facebook than a blast on G+
by echo31 on Jul 18, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I thought at first.
Bah, we’ve already wasted too much time on it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
From our SB friends at Block U...it's no surprise to us....
Autzen ranked # 1 stadium in the PAC 12
http://www.blocku.com/2011/7/17/2280638/ranking-the-pac-12-stadiums
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
A husky fan talking about their 135 dB record…
It is the second most scientifically ridiculous claim in the volume threshold department of college football. (Only behind the “It was so loud it caused an Earthquake in Baton Rouge”! claim)
I don’t think people understand just how loud 135 dBs is when properly measured by a properly calibrated sound level meter.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
When Marshawn Lynch
Stiff armed the Saints on his way to the endzone, it did measure on the Richter scale in Seattle.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Maybe.
But it sure as hell wasn’t the sound that caused it. It was the 70k people jumping up and down – just like it was in Baton Rouge.
In order for sound to have any impact on mass like that, it needs to hit specific frequencies, which is pretty much impossible.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I left a comment about where they ranked Arizona fans
Only 1 issue…
Arizona – fan quality #3? Get ready for them to make it rain. Sure, it rains in Oregon…but just water. In Tucson, it can rain all kinds of strange things though… like jack daniels bottles (watch video), batteries, coins. You may think, "that would never happen to me", but nobody is safe, not even the cheeleaders.
Student section #1? They can be loud, sure, but they are not so great with numbers, or, specifically, that you don’t rush the field when your opponent is down by 7 points with 30 seconds to go because they might just tie it up.
.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 18, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
These are rankings, rather than scores. We had the lowest and we won, so....
I feel like I was overly hard on Stanford. Maybe I was and I think they’ve definitely got the nicest stadium in the conference due to its relative youth, but their fans? Well let’s just say they averaged 10,000-less than capacity during arguably the best season in school history.
’furd earned an 11 for "Fan Quality and a 1 for “Stadium Quality.”
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BB as a counselor
Lets the HS kids know a little more of the way college level works. BB is good enough to be invited to counsel / teach at an elite camp coming off a red-shirt year.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
oh my
an ad just came on the radio here in the Portland market to “get your MBA online with Arizona State University.”
Seriously. ASU wants you to get your degree online all the way from up here in Portland.
When did we let the University of Phoenix in the Pac-10? Who’s next? DeVry? ITT Tech? Boise State?
I thought we had academic standards in this conference?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
I really had to bite my tongue
Friend of mine says to me “My daughter got in to ASU!” It took all my physical strength to not say “What’d she do, open the door?”
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
There are adverts for USC Master's degrees on FB all the time.
Or, at least, I get them all the time.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This
The USC teacher education program sends me about an email a month trying to get me to do my certification online.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
One of my sisters friends lives in Arizona
on campus, and takes classes online at Portland State.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
And yet they wouldn't confer
an honorary degree to President Obama.
They let 98% of applicants in, but won’t give the President (who is a constitutional law scholar) and honorary degree?
Reminds of a Public Enemy song. Something about going to Arizona…..
My parents believed in me.
Public Enemy “By the Time I Get To Arizona”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFOb_f7ubw
I’m using that song for a video I’m making that will be ready before the AZ game.
OU gets into the fray seemingly allied against Texas...a good read...funny
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
The best part of the the 100 best Prospects of the last 10 years:
Is that Washington and OSU have exactly zero.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Didn't Washington get some highly ranked running back a while back?
He was a local boy, I think Stewart was his name…..oh, wait…that’s right. Bummer!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jul 18, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THE BORDERS ARE FUCKING CLOSED!
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 19, 2011 8:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
How dare you remind me of the wasted 3 or so dollars remaining on a gift card there!?
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The best part of his one game at UW
He got booed during intros and then crushed UW like bugs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Spitty P says on Twitter the UFL is done
Too bad.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Enitre league, here's what he says.
Just got word UFL is cancelled this year. There goes my backup plan.
UFL website says nothing like that yet though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Here we go
The United Football League is experiencing financial woes that are serious enough that the football league has sent home players due to a lack of funds, according to an industry source with knowledge of the situation.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Stink!
Maybe supp draft or something that will otherwise land him on a practice squad?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Our Friend Will Lyles
taking shots at Joey Harrington on teh twitters.
Dude just doesn’t know when to shut up.
My parents believed in me.
Here's the fight so far.
nickdaschel nick daschel
This 2nd hand, but Joey Harrington apparently accused Yahoo of paying Lyles for Oregon for interview. Show proof, Joey, otherwise bad form.
@WillieLyles Joey Harrington say I got paid for yahoo article. Didn’t happen. I also heard that he had a great NFL career
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
First: Second hand twitter? Wow. That’s got to be the worst source of all sources.
Second: That actually got Lyles to “retaliate”?!?
Wow.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
3rd: who is nick daschel, and why does his instant opinion on unsourced rumors matter?
4th: has SportsByTMZ picked this up yet?
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Some wannabe hack and no Sports by TMZ hasn't
Yet.
Probably some Fusky fan.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Show proof, Joey, otherwise bad form.
Is proof a requirement nowdays?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
considering the authors of said tweet was purpoting to hear this second hand
wouldn’t that make this tweet bad form via its own reasoning?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Are you saying the media is hypocritical?
Join the putz crowd Dave.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
He insulted Joey
He must die. Figuratively of course.
But foolish of Joey to say he was paid for the article I must say.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
True.
Yahoo refuted paying him. Probably didn’t.
But I would consider the definition of success:
Who goes to sleep on a big pile of money and who works for the biggest liquor store in Texas?
A man should know when to shut up.
My parents believed in me.
And who is a player who we would build a statue of
If Oregon did such things….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Did Joey say that, or did someone say Joey said that?
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
So someone said that someone said that Joey said that.
Greatest source of all time.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
In other news
I heard from my best friend’s barber that someone told him that Lamichael James’ great aunt’s favorite cookie baker’s daughter’s deadbeat husband’s ex-wife’s aunt’s aunt’s sweet tooth savior’s great-great-nephew is a highly regarded running back.
I can’t figure out who though.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
This source is still more reliable than Clowny.
Sports by TMZ wouldn’t go for this. He needs something text or a picture to point arrows at random words.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 18, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
A report from one of the HS FB recruit camps
Includes this awesome line:
A number of local football players were brought in to serve as guinea pigs and run routes. I think Oregon commit Jake Rodrigues broke seven of their hands and cracked nine of their ribs. Another three were reportedly airlifted out.
http://www.solidverbal.com/2011/07/19/elite-11-camp-day-one/
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He's really shot up recruiting boards since March 1
He’s gone from mid-3 star to high 4 star.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Well we've had luck with undervalued recruits before
Interesting that he’s listed by Yahoo as a “Pro-Style QB”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Okay then Yahoo is wrong
Besides the fact that I completely trust this coaching staff on recruiting QBs (and everyone else really).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
His high school's offense is very similar to ours, at least it looks that way on film
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
He's participated in camps, no? That would have account for the rise in rating
Either way, I’m impressed with the video you posted below.
P.S. Have you watched “Pulp Fiction” yet?
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 19, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
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