Quack Fix: Wide Receivers will be tested early, Scott Frost talks offense
by jtlight on Jul 25, 2011 6:58 AM PDT
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Two weeks to fall camp. 40 days to football. Here's some quack to get you through another day:
- One of Oregon's biggest questions this season is wide receiver. The Ducks return only one starter, Lavasier Tuinei. Josh Huff, 5th on the team in receiving last season, also returns. But Oregon brings in one of top group of receivers in the country, and those young players will have a big opportunity to see playing time early and often. Freshmen Devon Blackmon, Tacoi Sumler, and De'Anthony Thomas have been practicing with the team already this summer, though JC transfer Rashaan Vaughn is still waiting to be admitted to school, and B.J. Kelley is not yet on campus.
- Oregon WR coach Scott Frost doesn't talk to the media often, but he did an extensive interview with Huskers Extra in preparation for a pair of presentations he's doing tomorrow in Lincoln, Nebraska. Though Chip won't let Frost talk much on the X's and O's, he talked a lot about the theory behind Oregon's offense. It's clear that Frost won't be at Oregon too much longer, he's too much of a talent not to have an offensive coordinator position soon, but after turning down Nebraska this offseason, it's good to know he won't take a lateral move, and will only move to a good situation when he does get the OC offer.
- Rob Mullens has been at Oregon for one year already, and George Schroeder has a column today on Mullens' first year. Though Mullens has taken front and center for Oregon's recent NCAA troubles regarding Will Lyles, much of Mullens' first year has been to get Oregon to financial sustainability.
- Joevan Catron had a senior season that surprised many Duck fans, but that momentum hasn't carried over professionally yet. The NBA lockout has created a tough environment for first-year players, both at home and abroad.
- Pac-12 Media Day is tomorrow. Ted Miller has the full schedule.
- Smart Football has an interesting article on when to go for two point conversions. Short answer: unless you're Chip Kelly, you should almost never go for two.
After the jump, we have a series of video interviews done by KVAL and Rob Moseley. They talk to Darrion Weems, Curtis White, David Paulson, Hamani Stevens, Darron Thomas, and Lavasier Tuinei.
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Exciting
I am really looking forward to seeing our young receivers this year. I think that the speed they bring will really give the offence yet another edge in the up tempo offence.
now they have to work on conditioning! :)
thanks for the videos!
someone mentioned in a thread somewhere that Tuinei looked bigger. Since I have no idea how skinny he looked out of pads, I’m choosing to believe he does look bigger
scrappy
Btw...Darron is funny
He is always trying look look like a smooth criminal charmin the ladies!
Stroke that beard Darron! STROKE THAT BEARD!
He does seem more confident in interviews as of late.
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
He’ll be fine as long as he can keep from mining the booger vault on national TV this season.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 25, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can anyone please summarize the latest canzano/lyles BS?
I don’t want to do anything that might get canzano an extra click, but I do want to know how much more this new information makes me hate canzano.
I
Clownzano
Who really cares about this guy anymore. Ever since the Lyles incident he is probably one of the most hated men by let say… 99% of all Duck fans? Must feel really good to piss that many people off.
they best way to deal with him is to not talk about him
We all hate him, but the fact that we get long threads on here for everything he says shows he is doing is job. His job is vile and disgusting, but he does it well.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 25, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amen.
He who must not be named draws power from our anger. The only way to defeat him is to ignore him.
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it was just twitter trashing.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Interesting (via Dennis's Dobbs's Twitter)
Big 12 crew will work Will Lyles Bowl, LSU-Oregon. Basically closest neutral crew.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Texas will really show us all they're boss when both teams end up losing the game.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jul 25, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
The Pac-12 will change college athletics
http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/what-.php?utm_source=twitterfeed
The Pac-12 has the flexibility to sign a deal not just about the money, but about positioning itself and its network for the future.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The interesting thing about how CK/Oregon goes for two early is...
how it can change the game from a strategic standpoint. That one extra point can be the difference between being able to kick a FG to tie or having to get a TD late in a game for us, or vice versa for our opponents.
The smartest part of how we go about it is that we only attempt one if the other team doesn’t line up correctly to defend whatever wacky formation we’re using. This really skews any sort of statistical analysis of potential success, because the players on the field are looking to exploit a particular advantage.
CK is one hell of a coach, and I’m glad he’s on our side.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
Yup
The difference between CK and other coaches is that he takes risks but they seem to be calculated risks and not just “what the hell, let’s try something” risks.
He finds something small on tape when prepping for an opponent and uses it to beat them. E.g. the onside kick vs. Stanford.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
...or the masterful fake punt against the Bavers.
I had NO IDEA that was coming from that deep in our own territory.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 25, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
But when you look at the tape
Same as with Auburn, you can see why he ran it, had an advantage and exploited it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I still chuckle at that one.
Exploiting the foibles the tiny Maldonado had while replacing the bigger Rice the previous week. The UO staff KNEW the Baver coaches would have seen that on tape and told their players to keep an eye out for it. Tricksy Ducks.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
The best one was the one against Auburn
I yelled ITS A FAKE as we lined up to run it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Heh, forgot about that.
You understand.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Chip in a nutshell
After we faked the punt in the Civil War I actually thought to myself, “I wouldn’t be surprised if we intentionally snapped one over Maldonado’s head to open the door for this fake.”
Would that cross the mind of a fan of any other team? We’re in the presence of the master.
Its like when Dennis Dixon was rolling
You never knew what was coming next. That uncertainty drives your opponents crazy and is fun for us.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
A Statue of Liberty to set up a fake SoL (which resulted in an untouched trot to the endzone).
Who does that?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to count the number of times
We fake out the cameramen each game. Its always at least 10-15.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Heh.
3rd quarter, ’SC 2010 in the Coliseum. The crowd cheers and the cameras show LMJ being dropped for a loss. Meanwhile DT is already 10 yards down the sideline heading towards a 20-plus yard gain. Classic.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That happened at least 20 times in the 2007 Washington game
I was there, so awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That game was crazy.
I swear if you were watching on TV you missed half of every play because the cameras had no clue where the ball was.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The crowd was amazing in that game.
YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAAAH! WHOO – aw shit…
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Favorite Game Ever
That’s why the scoreboard is still in my profile pic.
by SeattleDucks on Jul 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The smartest part of how we go about it is that we only attempt one if the other team doesn’t line up correctly to defend whatever wacky formation we’re using.
I have a suspicious that it isn’t even that. I think we actually line up in that formation first, with the intent to form back up and kick an extra point – but we use that opportunity to see how they respond to the formation. Then the Oregon sideline brain trust helps formulates a play which will attack their “defensive scheme”.
It also helps lull the defense into content.
I suspect this because we almost always go for 2 after our first touchdown – and we always get it.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It is part of about sending a message
That we are a whole lot faster than you.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That one extra point can be the difference between being able to kick a FG to tie or having to get a TD late in a game for us, or vice versa for our opponents.
Sure. But the article says as much, and the entire point of the article is that going for two is going to cost you in terms of “We only got 6 points on that red zone trip instead of 7” more often than it’ll help you in terms of “We came away with 8 points on that touchdown instead of just 7.”
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by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It all comes down to your odds of making the two-point conversion.
If you can convert more than half of your two-point conversions, why not go for it EVERY time?
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
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That’s actually not entirely true; he has a couple of paragraphs about that in the article too. (Starting with the bold sentence.)
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by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I would hate to see Scott Frost leave for any other club
But if he does (and I think he will eventually) I am sure that there will be plenty of really good coaches dying to get a shot coaching in the best and most intricate College football offence.
Including Jon Gruden
who’s wife had to put her foot down and refuse to give him the chance to learn “the Oregon Spread” as he called it.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jul 25, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
offenSe
“offence” is “of fence” squashed together. :P
/spelling nazi
It’s incredible how long some of our coaches have stuck around the program. I hope Frost ends up being one of those guys.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
by M. Fletcher on Jul 25, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry... blame jetlag
just returned from a trip. I didn’t take any offense to your spell checking btw ;)
by OregOnDucks on Jul 25, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
If the trip was abroad, it makes perfect sense. Offence isn’t spelled wrong, just Britishly.
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by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Off topic:
I’m in my 5th year on dynasty in NCAA 12. I’m of course playing as Oregon, and I was recruiting a MLB against Oregon State. I did a comparison on Early Playing Time and it gave Oregon +65, and gave Oregon State -38.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jul 25, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
going to get the game soon
how is it? Just played the demo a few times and it’s fun enough (not really that good at football games).
Does it have practice modes for us noobs?
by OregOnDucks on Jul 25, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a practice mode, but it's pretty useless unless you only play against the computer.
If you plan on playing online, then the best way to practice is by playing others.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jul 25, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
ok thanks!
Guess I will just have to bite the bullet and get slammed… during my learning period I plan on playing as the Bavers or Huskies. That way it won’t hurt to loose but rather feel pretty good.
by OregOnDucks on Jul 25, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I was also going to ask if it was actually worth it.
Have EA just made it a little more pretty as opposed to fixing problems in the gameplay (as usual) again?
Did they fix incompetent offensive line units? Or special teams on both sides of the ball that do pretty much the same thing every time?
What is the best new feature?
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
EA did what EA does.
They made it pretty, and they didnt fix the problems.
The best new feature IMO isn’t really new. The online dynasty is MUCH improved, with the coaching carousel and the ability to start out as a coordinator. It makes the game more fun, and keeps me interested in going through the tedious work of recruiting.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jul 25, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the blocking is better, and the new tackling features they put in make the game feel more realistic.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
They still need to make some basic AI fixes though.
Example: I’m running Utah State as a one-star defensive coordinator. First game is at Auburn. Somehow I’m leading 14-13 with under a minute left but Auburn is driving and has first and goal. Run down the clock, kick FG, win, right? Wrong. CPU throws a bubble screen that my OLB grabs and returns 93 yards for a TD. Game over.
I’ve seen this in other places like RTG. The “coach” doesn’t seem to understand clock management. It calls way too many passes and I’m forced to scramble because there’s no way I’m killing the clock.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
OT but the NFL lockout is actually over now
Yay….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I wonder why BJ Kelley hasn't enrolled yet?
Does anybody here know?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 11:06 AM PDT reply actions
Rahsaan Vaughn
I’m curious about Rahsaan as well. I know it has been stated that he is waiting to be admitted to the university; however, it is almost August…
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
It could be numerous reasons. My guess is that there could be additional factors holding up a player from being admitted if they are a JC transfer.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Maybe he's finishing summer courses?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a rolling admissions process so JShufelt is right on in that it could be a number of things. Summer courses makes sense…maybe he needed to fill a certain requirement before being admitted….but he is already in eugene, no?
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea.
It would just be nice to have the i’s dotted and t’s crossed.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely. It will be awesome to see how the receiver position works out. I am curious to see if/where De’anthony Thomas is lined up. I think that Rahsaan, just based on track record and having juco experience, is the most likely to step up right away.
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s tough to do when Josh Gibson is on vacation in Mexico, or fired, or not really fired…
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Ex-Duck Geoff Schwartz writes about fixing the NCAA
http://outkickthecoverage.com/players-dont-respect-the-ncaa-its-time-for-change.php
these scandals happen because, honestly, people in college athletics — coaches and players — don’t respect the NCAA authority.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That Schwartz piece is pretty good
Smart guy, glad he is doing well in NFL.
Scott Frost
Does Oregon promote him over Helfrich to keep him in the fold when the time comes? Obviously, Oregon has done what it takes to keep up and coming coaches (Read: Adios Bellotti).
Paulson: Love that guy. Being an intelligent, quiet, respectful player earns him a lot of respect. Looking for a huge season from him.
My parents believed in me.
That would be pretty bad form, don't you think?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't see this happening
Frost is looking to be a head coach and I think will probably leave Kelly’s shadow to establish himself as an OC elsewhere…but I like his honesty and the fact that he’s not going to rush into anything.
by DuckProfessor on Jul 25, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree. But he isn’t going to go to Louisiana Tech or Middle Tennessee State. He’s going to hold out for a good job at a good school, and it will be a move upwards.
I believe Nebraska wanted him as a position coach. If they offered him a position as an Offensive Coordinator, I wouldn’t expect him to stay. But Tim Beck took that position, so we might have him for a little bit longer.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
No. Not really.
It’s a competitive business and if you think one guy has a higher ceiling than another, you go with him. Coaches do it to the athletes all the time. They should expect it.
My parents believed in me.
Sure, it happens with athletes.
But without any indication that Helfrich is a bad fit or is under-performing, how do you justify demoting him in favor of Frost? Is there any actual indication that Frost would be a “better” OC than Helfrich, or is this based on hype?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Well put
I think people might be overrating Frost and underrating Helfrich. Frost is young, famous, and constantly on TV because he coaches from the sidelines. We really have no idea what Helfrich does, but considering he has a higher position than Frost (not to mention he’s the coordinator of the best offense in the country) he’s probably done something to earn it.
Flavor of the Month.
Frost has been of great value as the receivers coach, and appears to be a coach-on-the-rise, but that doesn’t mean you boot a perfectly good coach who has the trust and support of the HC for him.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No one, me specifically, is advocating ditching Helfrich
I merely posed the question that when Frost gets offered a good OC job somewhere else, what would Oregon be willing to do to keep him.
They were willing to “promote” Bellotti to AD to keep Kelly.
My parents believed in me.
Probably just let him go.
Kicking your HC (who was already talking about retiring anyway) upstairs is one thing, but throwing a trusted and respected OC under the bus is another.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of the O'live boards during the last couple signing days
It’s like the people who were claiming Seastrunk (last year) and D’Anthony might start over LaMichael.
The old is known and boring…the new is unknown and thus exciting.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jul 25, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Flavor-of-the-Month.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly
was the flavor of the month after he resurrected Dennis Dixon’s career.
My parents believed in me.
There's a difference.
Not only was Belotti “kicked upstairs,” he also got a golden parachute AND had been talking about retirement anyway. What do you do with Helfrich? Demote him?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, you beat me to the punch.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jul 25, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not comparing the two
because I’m totally incapable of that.
My only point is that if Chip saw greater potential in Frost than Helfrich and promoted him to keep him, I would be cool with that and Helfrich would have to understand that it comes with the territory.
My parents believed in me.
Coach Kelly doesn't deal in hypotheticals.
It comes with the territory.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been my observation
that where you are from and where you went to school plays a big part in CFB coaching careers. I don’t think we’ll hold on to Frost forever simply because he’s a Nebraska guy. I think he goes back there eventually. Helfrich on the other hand is an Oregon guy (born and raised here – went to Southern Oregon) so I see him sticking more long term – especially if Chip eventually lets him call some plays.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Helfrich is definitely in it for the long haul
My principal coached him at SOU and they’re pretty tight (and yet he hasn’t used that connection yet to hook me up with Frost…useless!), and Helfrich has gotten offers elsewhere but he’s committed to stay with us. But take it back about Frost!
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I’m sure he’ll be here for a really looooooong time. But just in the off chance he might leave us someday, you really need to up your stalking skills. I think hacking into your principal’s contacts list is your next best move.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
You have good ideas.
And like such a small thing could cause a “catfight” (that description sucks, by the way, echo) . Now, I’d punch my best friend in the mouth if she ever said something bad about Joey, but that comment? Pfft.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t hit 30 yet. I don’t think I can quite play the “cougar” card.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t hit 30 yet. I don’t think I can quite play the "cougar" card.
So what’re you doing later.
I’m kidding.
Right?
I credit my urine for the victory.
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There's this thing called teh interwebs. Have you heard of it?
Quagmire on his porch with one ah-nold arm is in my top 10 Family Guy bits.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe the correct term is
“Puma”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
According to www.urbandictionary.com:
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I’ll take a couple of those descriptions, but the whole “teacher + likes dating younger guys” makes me a little uneasy..
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’d file that under “groady!”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a Liger. Matt Daddy told me so.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Want to go camping?
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Likely.
But that’s part of the mystery that I don’t want to ruin.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
But I live so far away, how do we make this happen?
Also, its way too hot here, and the natural surround is asphalt. No camping here.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
And I’m probably busy washing my hair.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I knew it was a tarp.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
b
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jul 25, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup, exactly, I am not camping with you scary JShufelt.
And you seemed like such a nice guy.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Always pimpin’ pillz!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No, echo
LMD and I are not going to be your offseason entertainment.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Please?
After we can talk about shoes
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
No
Go watch Skinemax like all of the other girl fight pervs.
But we can talk about shoes if you want.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I looked in my closet
I have three different pair of Duck Shoes with logos and stuff. I thought that was pretty neat.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Cool!
I’m buying a new pair of Gameday shoes for this year. My old ones are 3 yrs old and are ready to be moved to a supporting role in the rotation.
See, now isn’t this better than girl fights?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
See, now isn’t this better than girl fights?
No.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jul 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
NOTHING is better than girl fights.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm wondering, if we hold a vote
“Beating the Huskies” vs “girl fights”
Which one wins?
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If “girl fights” wins, I’m leaving and never coming back. Nothing’s better than beating the Huskies. Well, winning a naitonal title might, but…sigh.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because both of you capitalized huskies
I’m voting for girl fights. If you had said “Beating the huskies” I’d change my vote.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
It's not my fault!
Blame every English professor at U of O. Every. Damn. One.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You should just know better. Proper grammar is Lossington huskies.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'll do my best.
My little cousin showed up to a family event wearing a husky shirt and acting all snarky about it. He asked how I liked it, and I told him it was great because it reminded me how we’ve won THE LAST SEVEN GAMES IN A ROW." Next time I saw him, he wasn’t wearing it anymore. Ha!
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Lavenders of the Lake
Have no souls
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What channel is that?
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You seemed like you had some good info.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don’t want to google it, but is that an actual channel and have I just been living under a rock?
I always figure it was a nickname for Cinemax, like “Clownzano”.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It is a nickname for Cinemax
specifically the programming they have on after 11pm or so.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Hahahaha, you are a smoooooth criminal JShufelt.
“Playboy? What is a Playboy?”
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean
That magazine we read for the articles?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh? I didn't even know it was a magazine.
/shufelted
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
but you are kdding yourself if you think you are going to get any hot yoga instructors girl fighting. You couldn’t possibly get that lucky.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
It depends if you attend those angry yoga sessions or not.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I feel like this could be a possibility
We already have hot yoga. Angry yoga sounds like the next logical step.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mid-season?
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I always bring the beer and Pendleton Whiskey (For the big games).
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That’s not what I’ve heard.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
That’s not what I’ve heard.
Well played
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Psh. See if I ever agree with you again.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Thank goodness that this has been brought back.
I always like it when people bring things up like this. They really bring a lot to the discussion. It is frustrating when people forget to bring things…to the discussion.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
CaDuck's confidence and skills are growing by leaps and bounds.
It’s like watching an internet boy become an internet man, right before your eyes.
/couldbeinnuend’dbutisnotinnuendo’d
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a little nervous after getting tarped by Shufelt.
I hope you can understand.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool...
Just trying to get clarification. Not any insinuations or expectations.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Not any insinuations or expectations.
Mmmm-hmmm. So you’re turning in your man card then, eh Shufelt?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
After this entire sub-thread
I am now convinced Daisy and the girls already run ATQ.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Nah, we can't take all the credit.
We root for the most fashion-forward team in sports. That’s got to rub off on even the manliest of fans at some point.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, even if that was true, and I'm not saying it is...
We’d promise not to hurt any of you as long as you bring us cosmos. Made with Grey Goose. Right now.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Definitely agree.
Or I would, if it was true.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What happens if there is no cosmos, does that mean we are all suspended in nothingness?
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to bartend. What makes you think there won't be any cosmos?
I’d take one for the team and wait on our 3+ beautiful ladies.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this, the Night ATQ Lost All Three of Its Balls?
Some Enchanted Ass Kissing Evening?
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't say I'd drink them, I said I'd serve them.
Ladies are usually nice to you when you’re nice to them.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't listen to him
He’s just grumpy because it’s like 872 degrees in Texas.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
While all of that is true, you should still listen to me.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We always listen to you
you are the funniest and smartest of all AtQers and that’s why I’m your #1 fan.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
No, you listen to me because I post too much, and you (sorta) have to.
Ok, Grey Goose for you.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the ass kissing part.
But do go on, you are indeed much smarter than I.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
On a desert is-laaaaaaaaand.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well are you going to bring good beer instead? Don’t tell our banhammer that you are empty handed.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I sent the bunghammer a case of beer after he whined for a month or so.
Might believe I have completed my obligations in that arena.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll serve them
as long as I’m not required to drink them.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jul 25, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
… or require to purchase additional alcohol specifically for them…
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Hmmmm
I’m obviously not as in charge as I’d like to be.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
If I already had the liquor, I’d gladly put it together.
But the only reason for me to have vodka is to make alcohol candy (Like Vodka Gummy Bears) or a White Russian.
The only spirits in my house is a huge variety of whiskys, Hendrick’s, and Hennessy.
I don’t make cocktails often.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
He's playing hard to get, daise.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
it’s payback for accusing him of giving up his man-card. Oh, and the ‘who forgot the beer’ thing.
Alright, I guess I don’t deserve a vodka drink from Shufelt.
Good thing I have plenty of vodka in my own cupboard!!! Too bad it’s a Monday.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Earth to Daisy....come in Daisy....
It is Monday!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So are you in some weird religion like Scientology that proscribes Monday tippling?
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Careful, Daisy!
Benz has a fresh batch of HRDbonerpillz and is trying to play “just the tippling” with you!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is by far the best post of the evening.
“Full on” rec’d.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Then perhaps we should increase the dose of your medication.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen, priapism is a cock-threatening medical emergency.
I’m offended that you would poke fun at such a possibility, because having one’s pee-pee-wanger fall off due to gangrene is no…umm…laughing…ok, that shit is funny.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm laughing my ass off right now
Gangrene?? Does it really cause gangrene?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Absolutely.
The end result of an untreated priapism is an infarction. (It actually is really serious.)
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cripes - and yet men still take it
Pride, thy name is Impotent Male.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
OK, I looked it up.
Can cause gangrene, but does not usually. The infarction part is real, though.
All further dick-related medical advice can heretofore be directed to the following link:
==http://www.hrdbonerpilz.com==
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on now
The reason we keep you around is for your free medical advice on sexual dysfunction and Belgian wheat beers.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Totally OK with that.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hood River Vodka...
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
*If erection lasts over 4-hours… you’re welcome.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jul 25, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not changing my vote on
“What type of Doctor HRD is?”
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
He's the Dick Doc.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the Duck dic doc
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I am in a weird religion
called “Parenthood and full time employment” that proscribes waaaaaaay too many fun things. I swear, converting was the dumbest thing I ever did, because my previous religion – “Single post baccalaureate girl with transient low paying jobs” really rocked.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I'm actually a little disappointed that I (or mostly me) hijacked the be nice to the ladies thread.
I really just wanted to talk about the cosmos or lack thereof, and not drinking cosmos
However, ladies of ATQ, please see DuckUntilDeath and other nicer ATQ posters for your cocktails.
I will mow your lawns (not an Off-Season Innuendo Challenge attempt, I swear).
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would definitely take that.
And at the high school summer camp our church held this year, I had all of the girls in my tent yelling “Get off our lawn!” when anybody got too close. They didn’t get the significance, but they sure thought it was fun.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It iiiiiiiissss fun, isn't it.
It was most fun, however, when the Arizona fans had to climb back over a giant wall to get off their own field. Hahahahha, GET OFF MY LAWN, ZONA ZOO!!
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That WAS fun.
Took a year or two off my life, but oh, the payoff. Missing football is starting to be a physical pain…
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure you're a nice guy, Bill.
Offseason is rough.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare you call me that.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You are right
I hearby surrender all gorby bucks in my possession to Bill Musgrave.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hendrick’s=yummy
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the only Gin I’ve had that I’ve liked – and I liked it quite a bit.
AtQ is my go-to-place for suggestions.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I like herbal gins
Plymoth is a good one. My favorite was Tanqueray Malacca, but they don’t make it anymore. [extra sad face]
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a whiskey nut.
Off the top of my head… My whiskey cabinet looks like this.
In order of Least to Most favorite:
Jack Daniel’s 150 Oregon Anniversary
Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey
Glenmorangie 10 Year
Pendleton
Bushmills Black
Bushmills 1608 Anniversary Limited
Redbreast
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'm more of a bourbon fan
Jack Daniels Single Barrel
Knob Creek
Baker’s
Booker’s
Basil Hayden
Blanton’s
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Exclusively, I mean.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw. That’s sad.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Why? It's an open relationship
but she’s my favorite.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… so you do drink other Whiskey? I’m confused by your “exclusively” and your “open relationship”. I also want to know if I can carry this logic over with my next girlfriend.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Bourbon and I get along quite well, but there is something with me and Irish Whiskey. Maybe it’s the red beard, or my Irish blood calling for responding to it’s ancestors calling.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I like all the whiskeys
but do prefer bourbon myself. Elijah Craig 18 should be added to your list, in my humble opinion.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Notable exclusions
Ezra Brooks (bourbon)
Dahlwhinnie (scotch)
Wizers (canadian)
Kilbeggan (irish)
As you may be able to tell, I’m value oriented, but nonethless good whiskeys (whiskys) to try if you haven’t already.
ps. Dahlwinnie is expensive.
My parents believed in me.
I’ve found that good scotches tend to be expensive. Glenmorangie is alright, but you know… it’s just Glenmorangie.
I’ve had some Kilbeggan before, and I did enjoy it. But I don’t own it. I hear great things about their 15 year though. But It’s hard for me to imagine it would taste better than Redbreast, and Redbreast is $20-30 less.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'll have to give
Redbreast a try. Since I hit about 35 I can’t drink beer like I used to. So I’m beginning my education in the world of various whiskeys.
Fortunately, my liquor store has some really good guys who know their stuff and have yet to steer me wrong.
My parents believed in me.
PS
The Dahlwinnie is about 50 bucks a bottle, which certainly isn’t cheap, but not bad for scotches.
My parents believed in me.
No.
Just wealthier than I. Try Tito’s. Seriously. Hand made, pot distilled 6 times. Beat them all in taste tests.
Drawback…made in Austin.
My parents believed in me.
Oh, we just scoop it out of the rivers here for free.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe, do you remember the time we joined the circus to become lion tamers?
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Hood River Vodka????
It’s guaranteed to be aged 30 days in a tank car.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That was the time we killed the lions and used the elephants to take on the riot police.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I seem to recall
training the monkeys to fling their poo precisely at the target of our choosing.
My parents believed in me.
I like Stoli's too.
It’s in my freezer next to the Grey Goose. And in my cupboard are the everday vodkas, Absolute and Pinnacle Whipped.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Smirnoff run thru a Brita water filter is actually comparable to Stoli, at 1/3 the cost.
Probably works with HRD as well, but I can’t debase myself ny purchasing it in the first place.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I'm not sure any filtration system could purify the mind of our own HRD.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Whyever would we want to do this???
I like HRD just the twisted, perverted way he is.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Heh "Mythbusters" style.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HRD through a Brita still sucks; we did it in the dorms.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
Heh. And you thought it would transform into Belvedere?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Have we seen anything that says Frost has a hire ceiling than Helfrich?
I agree he might, but based on the last couple years, Helf is a heck of an OC and football mind (and has to be for Chip to keep him around and trust him), and they have a good working relationship it seems. It would be a bit of a risk to fire a guy proven in the position to promote someone who is proven as a position coach but not yet as an OC.
I think Frost is going to be a great OC and possibly a great head coach, but we’re probably going to lose him anyway, so I say keep the guys around who are talented and in it for the long haul.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jul 25, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
With Helf the question will always be
How much he actually runs the offense since the general assumption is that it’s all Chip Kelly’s baby (and with good reason).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And the same prolly goes with any OC on CK's team.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
And how much control would he give Frost? It’ll always be Chip’s baby. I guess the question is who he trusts enough to take the wheel.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jul 25, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Helfrich is the eyes and ears for Kelly during the game and helps with game scheming for the week prior to the game.
He might not call all the plays, but he definitely has an vital role with the offense when it comes to formulating a game plan to attack the opposing defense.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I know
But will other schools see this or will they think “He’d be nothing without Kelly”.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think he has to have a great understanding of Kelly’s offense. He won’t be able to get an OC position at Ohio State or Florida, but I think he could get a job as an OC, calling plays at many places – which might be all he needs to really get started towards something else.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Head coaches calling the plays isn't rare.
Belotti did it at times. Tedford did it at first, got away from it, and apparently is going back to calling his own plays. RichRod, Charlie Weiss, several others. Urban Meyer I believe called his own plays.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it really matter?
You’re looking at an enclosed machine and asking how it works. We’re not going to be privy to the group dynamics of the coaching staff. I trust Chip’s judgment. The coaches, Alioti included, were given the opportunity to buy in or leave. I think we can all agree they made the right choice. When (not if) someone does leave, I expect they will be replaced with someone who is very capable.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
flyduck, you mentioned David Paulson above as
intelligent, quiet, respectful player earns him a lot of respect
What I notice tho’ is that he’s become a tough, mean, snarky sumbitch who’d just soon kick your ass as talk to you. In the 5 on 5’s in spring practice, he got right up in Isaac Remington’s face mask and then threw Ike to the turf and jumped his ass. This came as a surprise to me cuz I had talked he and his sweety about their dog in the dog park and I had thot the he was a guy who wouldn’t say shit even he had a mouthful.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Tradition says kick the extra point
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Jul 25, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CK says "my giant balls disagree."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tradition says kick the extra point
CK says “my giant balls disagree.”
Go ahead, kick me in the balls.
Feel the steel
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Jul 25, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the carbon
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Jul 25, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"How were you supposed to know that was Iron-Balls Mackenzie?"
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
See, this is why I’m looking forward to the LSU game. Two coaches with cojones gigantes going, as it were, head-to-head.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Does Miles have giant cojones or is he literally crazy?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, I guess so.
But at times The Mad Hatter seems to stomp all over the line, turn around, then pull the line up and eat it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The LSU Student Section-approved term is "Lesticles"
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"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(I'm just trying to be, uh, cultural liason.)
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
X's and O's
One of the things I am so excited about seeing in the fall is the development of the offense. I have read on other blogs that we won’t do as well this year because other teams have had time to figure us out. However, the system is constantly changing and evolving. I think, as pointed out by folks like fishduck, the ducks may have given us a preview in the BCS game with the developments in formation…while the execution wasn’t there in that game, I doubt CK throws them out just yet. Then there was the use of the deep ace formations in the spring.
This was probably posted here a long time ago; however, an interesting post on this is found here.
A lot of our offense's effectiveness isnt' even xs and os
Its depth, we simply wear teams down and run over them quite literally in the second half.
Never got that rhythm in the title game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The pace means nothing without execution.
And the execution means nothing if you’re “executing” a bad game-plan. I don’t think you can discount any one part of the whole.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If the wear down, tear down is the magic, the Xs and the Os is the abracadabra.
A big part of it is staying focused and executing effectively when you’re tired and to be less tired than the opposing team who will be tired and make mistakes.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It will be interesting to see.
And this year there is no UNM to toy with right off the bat. I’m sure we’ll see plenty of new stuff against LSU.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want a play chart with Clown
And one with Sports by TMZ on it. Just because it would be fun.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So I just had a hot dog with Darron Thomas on it.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Tillamook cheddar, duh.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 25, 2011 2:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Cliff Harris says "I"M the cheese, man!"
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He's nacho cheese. Darron is Tillamook cheddar.
Brush up on your memes.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 25, 2011 3:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Err...what am I missing here?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's an old meme. Originated before last season.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 25, 2011 3:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OK then.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember the exact origins, but I believe Darron Thomas was the Tillamook Cheddar, and Nate Costa was the Albertson’s Brand Cheddar.
One was flashier, but the other one was equally sufficient and for a better price.
Or something like that.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I know, I love Tillamook cheese.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
The Ole Miss/MSU rivalry game has the dumbest nickname: “The (Golden) Egg Bowl?” I don’t care if the ball used to be shaped like an egg. That name is stupid!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It is, however, easier to say than “The (Gilded) Prolate Spheroid Bowl.”
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Old people talk funny!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th’oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of dispriz’d love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th’unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin?
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I'm not sure, but I think this says "take off your pants"
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s supposed to, but every time I whip it out she’s asleep by the time I get to the saucy bits.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Here's the problem
Hamlet’s just not sexy.
Big whiny Danish girly man.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
No thank you
I don’t want curly fries.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's just too fuckin' funny....recd fo sho
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I'm not freaking out, but this guy is one hell of a human specimen
Better Know a Freshman: Anthony Johnson – Mr. Freak
ATVS compares him to Oden. I thought that was interesting.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So he’ll only play 1/4 of a game due to injury.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jul 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Actually...
Faking injury me thinks.
Wouldnt be the first time it happens to the ducks.
On a serious note… I think Oregon has learned a lot from playing Nick Fairly last year. We will be ready for this big boy.
I made more or less than exact comment at Rennie’s when I read that post.
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"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not for his size
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
SHHHHH!!!
He might be able to hear you!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like a 30 year old version of the (visually) 50 year old Oden.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Benyard is a big dude but was injured for most of 2010
I’m not saying we can’t handle Senor Freak, he’s just a really formidable guy.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kind of really super glad he won't have any game experience when we see him.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Their SBN blog lists him at the top of their dept chart
I asked if they think he’ll win a starting spot in fall camp. The locals appear to be ignoring me. 8-[
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just trying to pass the 40 remaining days (REALLY? STILL?!?!?!).
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ducks alumni news
Ravens are cutting starting TE (and ASU grad) Todd Heap. That means Ed Dickson is getting a starter’s spot..unless Heap gets resigned for much less of course.
Seeing as they didnt draft a TE this season,
This position has got to be Ed Dickson’s to lose.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
This has to be a salary cap move. Heap has been a very consistent performer for almost a decade (his YPC last year, 15.0, was the highest of his career), but he did miss four late regular season games with injury (he had a big game against KC in the playoffs).
Tight ends tend to have long careers. Someone will pick him up. But, yes, good news for Dickson, or at least an opportunity.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Yes, it is a cap move
And I think they’d like to resign Heap. But with this compressed free agency schedule, it remains to be seen if another team hips on him.
Thing is, there are a ton of good TEs in the league, and they might not think Heap’s worth the money, even renegotiated (by the numbers, he’s comparable to Cooley and Daniels and I think he makes twice what they make. Or he used to, at least.)
He should be in the NFC North. The Bears or Vikings could use him.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I watched Canadian football yesterday at the gym
I’m so ashamed!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Were you wearing a Sun Devils Pflugrad jersey?
If so, I definitely was not stalking you.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I did see you on the treadmill behind me.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 25, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nestea ladies?
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
My background for ATQ
has been two ladies drinking Nestea in bikinis all. day. long.
My parents believed in me.
Just today?
I’ve had it for at least a week. It’s annoying, really, because if I happen to click on the sidebar accidentally, their site pops up.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Off and on...
but all day today. And I don’t know if I’m “annoyed” by it as much as “distracted”.
My parents believed in me.
Yeah, I figured it would probably annoy me a little more than it annoys you fellas.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Jul 25, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ad Blocker Plus STRIKES AGAIN!
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jul 25, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 25, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, you made a funny.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
Just saw a friends FB Status: Extra tickets to Willie and Lyle for sale.
Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, I presume, unless Willie Lyles has gone country.
My parents believed in me.
Yep
But the tickets are for a show two years ago.
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Jul 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You get DVDs too, but it’s actually just a ripped version of “Willie Nelson and Friends – Live & Kickin’” with his company name stamped over it.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Somebody said that was true, but his friend hasn't shown anybody them yet.
Don't tread on meat.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chimay Grand Reserve,
you are my bestest friend.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought that was Miller
I like those fizzy Belgians though.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the only widely available Chimay I haven’t had. It is definitely on my list of next beer purchases.
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Market of Choice
Usually has the Red, Blue and White labels in stock. Normally about $12 a bottle.
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Great flavor
but the carbonation is a bit tough for me.
I like cask drawn ales that are almost flat.
Blue Heron Pale Ale from the Firkin at Bridgeport Brewing is top3 beers (worldwide) for me.
My parents believed in me.
You might try Chimay a bit warmer then
That flattens it out a bit, CO2 dissolves better in cold beer.
I like cask beers, too though. I’m on a major Belgian phase for the moment, but nothing beats a cold beer on nitro sometimes.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
(not the same thing, I know, but both flat)
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If you go to the Bridgeport Ale House
on SE Hawthorne, they pull the draft right from the barrel. Man, it’s good. If you’re ever in that neighborhood, you should stop and try it.
Yes…I get nitro beers wherever possible.
My parents believed in me.
BryanDFischer Bryan Fischer
Great fit if he makes it. RT @TonyDiFrancisco: Hearing WR Jeff Maehl to the Houston Texans
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
He'll stick somewhere
Like Blount, once he does, he’ll make that team very happy.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I know some in here care:
Rock and Roll’s legendary “Lost Album” finally being released.
Mark Linnet (who was in charge of the extraordinary “Pet Sounds Sessions” boxed set) has cleaned up and remixed the original tracks of the abandoned “Smile” album, tossed aside when Brian Wilson had a nervous breakdown in 1967. I’ve seen August 11th floating around as the release date.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Wilson died at 27, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was Paul McCartney?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he's the pinniped.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WAS the pinniped.
There was another clue for us all.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet,
yeah?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?
"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly
z
It's spelled "B-I-L-L-M-U-S-G-R-A-V-E-C-O-M-E-B-A-C-K"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Coo coo cahchoo!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 26, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson released his version of Smile a few years ago
But he recorded new, post-stroke vocals, and hearing him slurring the lyrics was heartbreaking. So I’d like to hear the new old one.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I have his version.
And you can get much of what was originally recorded via the GV box set and bootlegs, plus the alternate tracks that were released on various BB albums, like Vegetable’s, Heroes and Villains, Cabinessence, and Surf’s Up. But Linnet had access to all the surviving master tapes AND all the modern tech so he can clean up the tracks.
Also, he never had a stroke. What you see is a mixture of the effects of extreme drug abuse and tardive dyskinisia, which can be caused by long-term use of heavy anti-psychotics.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to think it was a stroke, thanks. Let me wallow in my misapprehensions.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Yeah, the other is too harrowing to contemplate I suppose.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit.
Bob De Carolis diagnosed with Parkinson’s.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if this has anything to do with Pat Casey's move to the Athletic Department
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Masoli finds his way from Agate Alley to the 9ers
Apparently Harbaugh is going to give him a shot at QB.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jul 26, 2011 12:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Should be interesting
Dear Pit Crew,
If my ears aren't ringing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
by Brass-billed on Jul 26, 2011 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
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