The ATQ All-Time Oregon Football Fantasy Draft - Part 2
Last week we took a look at the first round of the ATQ mods' Oregon football fantasy draft. Today, we continue with rounds 2-5. To review, here are the picks so far:
1. jtlight - Haloti Ngata, DT
2. ntrebon - Jonathan Stewart, RB
3. David Piper - Akili Smith, QB
4. Takimoto - Joey Harrington, QB
5. Matt Daddy - Dennis Dixon, QB
6. PaulSF - Mel Renfro, RB
7. PaulSF - LaMichael James, RB
8. Matt Daddy -"With Dixon and Chip Kelly already in my line up (that's right I got Chip, you're all screwed) I need a power back that can be my workhorse and drive away at those 2nd and 3rd and short yardage situations. I'm going to take Oregon's greatest workhorse running back ever. A guy who carried the ball 277 times in 1999 and rushed for over 1200 yards. A guy who in only two years at Oregon still ranks 6th all time in total rushing with his bruising power game. A guy who would still rush for another 172 yards today against UCLA with a broken fibula. With my first pick in the 2nd round I select Reuben Droughns."
9. Takimoto - "Joey's gonna need somebody to throw to. Who better than the all-time leader in both receptions and receiving yards? With the 9th pick, I select Samie Parker."
10. David Piper - "Like Matt Daddy said, you need a workhorse power back to go along with an elite QB. I'll take a guy who averaged better than a hundred yards per game for his Oregon career, and scored nearly a touchdown per. A guy who rushed for 1150 yards and 12 TDs despite missing three games in 2002. A guy who was a complete enough back that he was a very good pass catcher and kick returner to boot. Seventh on Oregon's all time rushing list despite only playing two seasons, and a first team all league guy, I select with my second pick Onterrio Smith."
11. ntrebon - With my second pick, I have to grab one of my favorite all-time players. He's a guy who always seemed to make the big play when the Ducks needed it, be it a clutch catch on 3rd down or a punt return straight up the gut against the Beavers in wet and miserable Civil War. And, he's tied for first in receiving touchdowns while at Oregon and third in career receptions, receiving yards, and punt return yards. Of course, I am talking about Keenan Howry.
12. jtlight - Oregon has two modern era players that are in the College Football Hall Of Fame. Unfortunately, Paul took one. I'm taking the other, Ahmad Rashad (Bobby Moore). He was a 3-time first team All- Pac-8 selection, once at flanker, and twice at tailback, and was a First-Team All American in 1971. He was a TZR before it was the hip thing in Oregon football. He set numerous records for both rushing and receiving. He'll go down as one of the top all-around offensive players to even play at Oregon.
13. jtlight - With my defensive line set for domination, my offensive line needs to centerpiece. Gary Zimmerman was the best offensive lineman in Oregon history. The best lineman in the Pac-10 his senior year, he also was an All-American. He even was named Pac-10 offensive player of the week during his senior year. He went on to be one of the best offensive linemen in NFL history, and was named to both the 1980s and 1990s All-Decade teams.
14. ntrebon - After focusing on offense in the first two rounds, I figured it was time to take a look at the defensive side of the ball. This player was one of the leaders of the secondary for Oregon's 1994 Rose Bowl team. He was the team defensive MVP and a first-team All-American. With my third round pick, I select Chad Cota.
15. David Piper - Time to give the defensive side of the ball some attention. The downfall of many Oregon teams has been a soft, undersized defensive line. I much prefer a strong, 300 pounder to anchor the line, eat space, and stop the run. With that in mind, I'll take the strongest player in Oregon history to anchor my line in Igor Olshansky.
16. Takimoto - It's time to get greedy. I hope you guys are planning on drafting some elite corners soon, because my team is going to the air. With Samie Parker already on one side, I'm turning to another great receiver, one who ranks fourth in both receptions and receiving yards, and holds an Oregon record with eleven 100 yard receiving games. I'm talking, of course, about Demetrius Williams.
17. Matt Daddy - Ngata's gone. Igor's gone. And yet the all time leader in sacks for the Oregon Ducks is still on the board. The list of awards and records this guy set would be too long to mention. Let's just say if you're planning of setting up your offense to throw down field, this guy isn't going to be giving you much time to make that happen. With the 17th overall pick in the ATQ draft, I select Nick Reed.
18. PaulSF - The University of Oregon has become synonymous with innovation, from NIke-clad athletes to the Greatest Show on Field Turf. But long before the Ducks took the football world by storm with their wacky uniforms, world-class facilities, and ludicrous-speed offense, a young, highly intelligent quarterback was living in relative obscurity on a subpar team in Eugene. He may not have had the same level of mobility as Dennis Dixon or Akili Smith, nor the same winning percentage as Joey, but with a rocket for an arm, genuine toughness and arguably the highest football IQ of any quarterback in the 1970s, he could flat-out devastate defenses through the air. Pair him with the mind of a Chip Kelly or a Mike Bellotti, and you've got the biggest steal of the draft thus far. With the 18th pick of the ATQ Fantasy Draft, I select Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Fouts.
19. PaulSF - Of course, with Fouts under center and a dynamic backfield of Mel Renfro and LaMichael James, I think it's time to focus on the defensive side of the ball. With Haloti Ngata off the board, I'll go with the next best all-time defensive player, "The Intimidator." He's not just an NFL hall-of-famer, but also the father of two other all-time Oregon greats (Josh and Justin). With the 19th pick of the ATQ fantasy draft, I select linebacker Dave Wilcox.
20. Matt Daddy - If you're going to run a spread offense, one of the most critical positions is the center. A center that can consistently snap the ball, hold the middle of the field and even pull to the outside to clear space is paramount to an effective offense. Because of that I'm going to take the 3 time Ed Moshofsky Award winner, and 2 time First Team All Pac 10 performer,Maxwell McCandless Unger.
21. Takimoto - Every defense needs a leader, one who is dependable, smart, and extremely talented. My leader was a starter at age 17, garnered freshman All-American honors, and never gave up that starting spot in for four years, starting a school-record 51 straight games. He recorded 384 tackles as the Ducks' rover, and was a dynamic playmaker both in the defensive backfield and at the line of scrimmage. He is now tearing up the NFL, both on defense and on special teams, for the New England Patriots, including a game last year where he blocked a field goal, blocked a punt, and returned an interception for a touchdown. And, with my fourth-round pick, my team will lead the league in "WHAP-WHAP!" I select Patrick Chung.
22. David Piper - Tako says that every defense needs a leader. I say every defense needs somebody who can lock shit down. Oregon's had a lot of great corners, but I'll take Cliff Harris to anchor my defensive backfield.
23. ntrebon - To quarterback my team, I am selecting a four-year starter who still holds the all-time records in passing yards and total offense and who led the Ducks to their first bowl game in 26 years. With the 23rd overall pick, I select Bill Musgrave.
24. jtlight - Oregon has had only two 2-time All Americans (though that could become 3 or 4 this season). One is off the board, and I'm taking the other. He paved the way for Bob Berry and Mel Renfro, helping the Ducks to a school record in yards in 1960. He was 3-time All Coast selection, Academic All-American, and the second best offensive lineman in UO history. I'm selecting Steve Barnett.
25. jtlight - A great defensive line can shut down any offense. We saw that in Super Bowl XLII and unfortunately in a game that happened last January. Ngata is good enough to do this on his own, but he'll soon be working with the only other defensive winner of the Morris Trophy in Oregon history, Vince Goldsmith. Though just 5'11" and 230 pounds, he was a dominant force for the Ducks. His sophomore season he had 87 tackles and had 281 on his career. He was the only all-conference selection for a 1980 defense that gave up only 17.5 points per game.
26. ntrebon - With everyone loading up on offense, I decided to snag Oregon's most prolific tackler. This linebacker had 433 career tackles in his three years at Oregon, including a whopping 206 in 1969. With the 26th overall pick, I select Tom Graham.
27. David Piper - I now turn my attention to the offensive line. I'm going to take a guy who is one of the most decorated offensive linemen in Oregon history, starting at four different positons. He was a two-time all Pac-10 first team player, and one of only three Ducks to win the Morris trophy as the Pac-10's top offensive lineman. A big, 300 pound hoss who will protect Akili and open up holes for Onterrio, I select with my fifth pick OT Adam Snyder.
28. Takimoto - First Unger, now Snyder. I'm just gonna not set my eyes on offensive linemen anymore. Then they won't disappear the pick before me. Well, that just gives me an excuse to draft another offensive playmaker. He ranks ninth on the Ducks' all-time pass receptions list with 124. After moonlighting on the defensive line as a redshirt freshman, he became the most prolific tight end in Oregon history. With my fifth pick, I select Ed Dickson.
29. Matt Daddy - Well, it looks like Tako is planning on throwing the ball about 75 times a game with Harrington, Parker, Williams and now Dickson. If that's the case I think I need to take Oregon's best CB of all time. Led the Ducks to a #12 ranking nationally in total defense in 1995 and #14 nationally in pass efficiency defense in 1994 as well as the Rose Bowl. Two-time first-team all conference choice and 1995 first-team All American, Oregon Hall of Fame Inductee, Alex Molden.
30. PaulSF - Oregon has produced a plethora of great tight ends the past few decades. But arguably Oregon's all-time best came out of the 1970s. The former first-round NFL draft pick, three-time Pro Bowler, Super Bowl champion, honorable mention All American, Oregon sports Hall of Fame inductee and former professional wrestler also broke the national high school javelin record at Pleasant Hill High. With the last pick of the 5th round and 30th overall of the ATQ fantasy draft, I select tight end Russ Francis.
Stay tuned for the rest of the draft; with seventeen rounds left, there are plenty of your favorite Ducks left to be selected!
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He's going to make someone pay dearly for this.
So is Norm Van Brocklin, if anyone ever gets around to actually picking him.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
From looking at this, Oregon has quite a few great QBs. Picking any of them in the first couple of rounds is a bit premature – strategically speaking. It’s a good idea to grab the heads-and-shoulders above everyone else type-players.
Also, Norm Van Brocklin is pretty much Jared’s whenever he wants him. Everyone else has already picked their QB.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I just can’t get past anyone picking Joey Harrington or Akili Smith over Dan Fouts. I don’t care what century this is.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 8, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm actually not sure I could take Harrington over Musgrave ...
… and I certainly wouldn’t take Akili over Bill.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Dave’s pick of Smith as the first QB off the board was definitely baffling.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Smith has more physical tools than any other Oregon QB
His 1998 season rivals any other in Oregon history from a passing standpoint, but he has the ability to make plays with his feet as well. To anyone who doubt why I would pick Akili first QB, take a look at the winning drive of the ‘97 game vs. Washington, take a look at the entire first half of the 1998 game vs. Michigan State. It wasn’t Akili’s fault that Oregon’s defense was garbage that year, or that Reuben Droughns got hurt. He was absolutely phenomenal.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Phenomenal enough to go #2 overall based upon one season of work is pretty phenomenal.
I wouldn’t have taken him first, but I also wouldn’t argue too strongly about it.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 8, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Dixon went in the first round based on eight games of work
I’m taking the most talented players and the rest will work itself out.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
And it wasn’t Fouts"s fault that Enright tried to make him an option QB his senior year. Smith had a lot more to work with on offense in 98 than Fouts ever had, Moore notwithstanding.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 10, 2011 9:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm 4 x your age and I take Billy Ball game
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Yep, I have some important decisions to make. I have 17 rounds to ponder which QB I’m going to take. There are some great ones left.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I'm still saying Chris Miller is the sleeper
Unversity of Oregon, Class of 2006. Currently spreading the Duck love in Ann Arbor, MI.
I'd pick Jaison Williams, but I assume he'd drop. ZING!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cameron Colvin is going next, I guarantee it!
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING PILON DOING IN THE WAY OF MY DRAFT PICK?
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 8, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd choose Zeth Verdon, but the selection would sail right over his head unnoticed.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Obligatory

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 8, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
GAH!
PAINFUL MEMORIES!
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
"If you don't tell him what he wants to hear, he's going to find you out. And when he does, they're going to tear your head off and throw your BODY OUT OF AN AIRLOCK!" - Number Six, "Bastille Day"
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 9, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jared, by what standard are you judging Steve Barnett as the 2nd best offensive lineman in history?
Brad Ecklund wants a word with you.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Mostly by his accolades. But I wouldn’t worry too much about Ecklund, he’ll be in good hands soon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
We'll see how your 220 pound linemen do against the players of today
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
After they have a hypothetical 3-4 years under Radcliffe, I’m not worried.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Oh, so now we’re drafting trainers too? Can I draft Will Lyles to get me access to better picks?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Hey, you “drafted” Chip Kelly, I don’t see what you’re complaining about.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
If we're going this route I'm totally drafting Phil Knight
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 8, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Is someone hurt?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jul 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Faking it, obv
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes as much sense to compare 220lb linemen of 1948 to 320lb linemen of 2005
as it does to compare a 21 year old straight up against a dead guy.
Ecklund was absolutely dominant in his day, and there’s no reason to think that if he’d been transplanted to a more modern era he’d have the same opportunities to bulk up that Max Unger had. And Unger never had to turn around and play nose tackle on defense.
Whitey Ecklund was named to an all-conference team every year at every level he played at from high school to pro.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
WHAP WHAP
12-0 (9-0)
Oregon -- Oregon, for heaven's sakes -- is playing for the national championship. --Ivan Maisel
Patrick Chung is still in the green room?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jul 8, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
No, I picked him.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
all of you fail for selecting Cliffy, Molden, Cota, and Chung with Kenny Wheaton still on the board. Yes, all of those guys are also phenomenal, but how do you leave Wheaton on the board??? Disappointing.
Meanwhile, Woodley Lewis is turning over in his grave somewhere.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Is he some 220lb D-lineman I don't know about?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
If I didn't know you were being sarcastic I'd call you a putz.
Have some respect for possibly the fastest Duck ever. Lewis holds the records for longest kickoff return (103 yds), longest punt return (92 yds) and highest season kickoff return average (43 ypr, 10+ yards better than Snoop). 8 INTs in 1949 (in 9 games). 10 year NFL career.
I realize that for you people Oregon football didn’t exist before 1988 and I just wasted five minutes of my ever-shortening life.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
Whoa!

Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
/doesmathinheadatmidnight
If I was born in 1992, and Tako got his undergrad in 2010, then tako started school in 2006 @ age 18 when I was 14 meaning he was born in 1987 or 1988! His complaint is valid!

The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
You forgot to factor in one thing.
5 years is the new 4 years.
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
So you're saying you were born in 1986 or 1987...
So your complaint is still valid?
(It just occurred to me that I could have checked your facebook to see your age).
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
You are correct, benz
Wisconsin football did not exist until 1992 for me.
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
"If you don't tell him what he wants to hear, he's going to find you out. And when he does, they're going to tear your head off and throw your BODY OUT OF AN AIRLOCK!" - Number Six, "Bastille Day"
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 9, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenny Wheaton does not need to be drafted
He can take The Pick whenever he wants.
by JonathanPDX on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Also Chris Oldham, he was only a 1st team all-american and longtime NFL pro with the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 90s.
But Cliffy Woo with 1 1/2 seasons gets picked ahead of Oldham and Wheaton? Molden ok I would put him on par with Oldham and Wheaton, but still very disappointed that Oldham and Wheaton would be left on the board in favor of some of the secondary guys that have been selected.
I’d be OK selecting Harris as a punt returner, if that was an available slot — but as a defender he’s definitely a high risk/reward guy, and not in the class of Oldham or Wheaton and maybe not even Bauman or Steve Smith. Not yet.
Remember when Wheaton played something like half the ‘95 season with an enormous club in the form of a cast on his right hand and they still wouldn’t throw to his side of the field?
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
for that matter, when do we get to see my favorite Duck RB ever - Derek Loville?
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Speaking of former Ducks turned Seahawks...Did I see that Onterrio Smith went #10?
Steal Of The Draft!
Does he come with his own Whizzinator?
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
I’ll be honest, I don’t even think he gets drafted. A workhorse for sure, but there is far more talent available.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Derek Loville…
Oregon’s all time leading rusher (for now)
All time leader in touchdowns
Super Bowl winner, and decade long NFL career
What part of that exactly makes Loville an undrafted after-thought?
Who said anything about after-thought? He was a good player, but Oregon is loaded at RB.
Here’s a good question, do you take him over Whitehead?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Aren’t you supposed to be getting ready for dinner? Come on, hurry up.
Also, Whitehead’s best season was arguably better than Loville’s, and his senior season was wasted under Crowton. Both were very good backs, but I don’t think there’s a lot to differentiate them, except that Loville had 200 more carries.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
But even under Crowton, you could argue Whitehead was performing at his ceiling, while Loville’s ceiling was a bit higher.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Yeah no shit
would you pick already… half this draft has been waiting for Nick to pick.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
This begs the obvious question
Will one of you draft Herman Ho Ching? Chris Vincent?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Ranking the remaining RBs..
since each team will have two there are six to be chosen. Complicates it a bit because some of the best RBs in UO history were blocking backs like Latin Berry. But production is key in a fantasy draft, so yards and TDs are important.
Benzduck’s Big Board has the best RBs available as:
Derek Loville
Mo Morris
Don Reynolds
Saladin McCullough
Jim Shanley
Terrence Whitehead
Ricky Whittle
Tony Cherry
Others receiving votes: Sean Burwell, Vince Williams, Jake Leicht, Bob Sanders, Kenjon Barner
Notes: Low YPC (Whittle) and poor TD production (Cherry) holds them back in the pack.
Morris was the first Duck with back-to-back 1000 yard seasons.
Shanley averaged over 7 YPC and led the team in scoring in 1955 while playing every down.
Solly was the first Duck to lead the Pac10 in rushing (when Moore did it, it was the Pac8).
Donnie Reynolds probably wins the Heisman if he plays at USC, he had that kind of talent.
Sadly, Ladaria Johnson, Cleveland Jones and Kim Nutting will probably wind up free agents.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
I just Googled Cleveland Jones
I almost wanna pick him because he looks like Bunk from The Wire
Our Acrobatics & Tumbling team can beat up your Acrobatics & Tumbling team.
Addicted to Quack, where Matt Daddy can't fall asleep unless a grown man in drag sings "Daisy Bell" to him.
I'm confused.
you say “others receiving votes” but you’re the only one doing the rankings.
More appropriate would be “Others that crossed my mind, but just suck at fantasy football”
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
It's a committee of three.
Nobody does offseason like Oregon. --- Gekko Mojo
by benzduck on Jul 9, 2011 7:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Kind of a cool fact
My fraternity rushed Igor Olshansky. I was a super-duper senior when he was a freshman. One of my fraternity brothers and I knocked on his door at the UI. He wasn’t interested in the Greek system. Pretty sure we never saw him again, but I remember leaving his room thinking, I am not sure whether or not I could take him. I was bigger than he was (then), but he was still a pretty big dude.
What does it mean to "rush"
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
We tried to get him to join our fraternity.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 11, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You musta been SUPER dooper OK. That guy could stand up two offensive linemen and walk them into the backfield.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jul 12, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We're the same height (6'5")
Rivals and ESPN recruiting don’t go back that far, so I don’t know what he weighed as a freshman. At my biggest, I was 325 at about 10-12% body fat. I was into power lifting and really wanted to compete in the World’s Strongest Man Competition. The competitions always seemed to be in Fiji, so even if you lose, you’re still in Fiji. Pretty sweet deal, right?
A few months before graduation, I realized finding clothing for interviews was going to be a problem. A custom sportcoat would have set me back $600. I didn’t have that kind of money, so I stopped working out. My body was really mushy for awhile. Ok, so it kinda still is, but not as much.
Now you know why I’m one of the first to make Ogre/ROTN/band jokes.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Let me go on the record now and state
I am certain I would not stand a chance against him now.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions

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