Quack Fix: Hot Seats, Colt Lyerla, Practice Notes, Hroniss Grasu, and The Buried Life
by dvieira on Aug 11, 2011 8:38 AM PDT
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PrintMy self-imposed sanctions on dealing with Willie Lyles links is still intact. I'm banning myself from linking anything Willie Lyles unless it's actually relevant. This includes links to media folks complaining that they are being picked for reporting on the story. Seriously guys, let me know when they story has more to it, not just an account of how he likes to brush his teeth or how bowtie pasta is better than spaghetti.
- I love the "hot seats" articles that ESPN puts out every year and Paul Wulff from Washington State leads the list this year. A couple of names I found interesting... Lane Kiffin being listed as "warm" seemed odd. The guy has been there one year and is coming off a year where the team had been punished with sanctions, sanctions he didn't even cause. There are other Pac-12 names on the list including Chip. Click the link to find out where he sits.
- Impact Freshman, always a fun topic. Colt Lyerla makes the list and I have to agree. A lot of potential there. However, I suspect there are other Freshman on the team that might make a bigger splash in higher focus roles.
- All kinds of cool practice notes from yesterday but I couldn't get over the note about a portable sound system being used to take the practice music wherever the Ducks go. "Essential" was the word used to describe the system and I love it. Also, there was a special guest at practice that had his own issues with National Championship games.
- Lache Seastrunk provides an interesting interview about how his first season went and the upcoming season. After all the things swirling about "he who shall not be named", and a rough Freshman year, it looks like Lache is getting past that and finding his niche.
- There are big shoes to fill at the center position but Oregon has quietly made a name for itself over the last few years with experienced offensive ball snappers. Hroniss Grasu looks to fill those shoes and take over a critical position on the offense.
- Someone has been listening to Matt about the defensive line.
- I mentioned in last week's quack fix that some former Oregon players were headed up to Tigard High School to take on the cast of MTV's "The Buried Life". Here's a quick recap of the event and how it went.
Tons of quack out there and should be more throughout the day. SportsByTMZ has about 23 days left in his prediction that CK would have 0 chance of coaching this season. You hear that folks? We're down to a little over 3 weeks. Go Ducks!
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Bow-tie pasta is way better than spaghetti.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Angel hair pasta FTW.
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Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 11, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
PENNE OR GTFO LOSERZ
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
this needed all caps
CAUSE IT IS COMPLETELY FOR REAL FOR REAL TRUE
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 11, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it just needed all caps
because HRD posted it.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Pennette
Allows you to stuff even more of the best pasta shape into your gaping maw at once.
My parents believed in me.
Penne
is so last week. It’s only good for Mac & Cheese.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I compleeeeetely disagree.
Penne is like a magical tube that captures gooey cheese, cream sauce, pancetta, olive oil, and all the other stuff you put on pasta to make it more fattening.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Rigatoni>Penne
Better surface area for more potential sauce capturing, round enough to still capture chunks of meat or thicker sauces, and rigid on the outside to hold on to delicious things as it transports from the plate into pie hole.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
The rigatoni-penne debate
Is really about what kind of sauce you are making. Once you start getting into the rigatoni and larger than that pasta, you really are creating a very different dish than in the penne size.
It’s kinda like the difference between a taco and a burrito.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
WELL THAT'S A STRAW MAN IF I'VE EVER HEARD ONE
Sorry, just trying to spice things up a bit. NEED MOAR ARGUMENTZ
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Waffles are better than Pancakes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
German? Belgian? Toaster?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
American Waffles
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I actually had one for the first time about a month ago.
It was… okay.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You had a little Dutch girl?
The FBI is on its way to your house.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
They take a bit of skill and practice to do them right.
If done poorly, they are dense and chewy. If done properly, really light. To do them right though takes about 6 eggs, which is a bit of a cholesterol bomb. And you need a good, seasoned cast iron skillet.
My parents believed in me.
It wasn’t dense or chewy at all. I just… I dunno… it was okay.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I don’t drink Bloody Marys. I just hate the taste of them. It isn’t because I haven’t had a good one, I simply just hate the taste of them.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It took me a while to acquire the taste
and I will only consume tomato juice if spike with vodka and spices.
Too bad, because Taylor’s makes a pretty good double.
My parents believed in me.
I hated them until I had a good one.
The problem is 95% of them aren’t good.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I eliminate this frustration
by taking mine neat, or with a few ice cubes.
(unless I know I’m in a good bar in which case a well made cocktail can be sublime).
My parents believed in me.
The fellas over at Sterling Cooper like your style
/MadMen’d
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
95% of them are probably a mix
That’s why they suck.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t think I’d like “a good one”.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I actually thought the same thing.
I’m not trying to be that guy. But honestly, it was a drink I’d given up on after hating the first few I tried. I don’t like tomatoes, tomato juice, or even V8. But I have had a good Bloody Mary and loved it. The ones I’ve had since then have sucked. So with that kind of batting average, I stopped ordering them altogether.
Besides, there’s too many breakfast beers to try to waste my time with vodka anymore.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like them a lot
But not worth the half hour wait at Elmer’s.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly my favorite breakfast food
The top one, not the bottom one.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
My vintage Joy of Cooking
not only talks about how it is important for a new bride to be able to cook for her husband (in case he invites the boss over for dinner), but also how to skin, gut, and otherwise butcher possums and other varmint.
Yum.
My parents believed in me.
What do you mean "vintage?" That's still important to know.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
1970!
Pre women’s lib, baby! The golden era! (only kidding, after all I own the damn thing).
My parents believed in me.
What I want to know is
who is cooking for MY boss. I’d love a promotion.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Daisy wins
obvious statement of the year award.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
No you don't baby, YOU LIKE DUK FOOBAW!!!
What a woman.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's runaway together and form our own blog.
You write a column about shoes and handbags, mine will be about jibberish.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean give up all this?
And have to do all the work ourselves? Let’s just go for a walk around the block and come back here where Matt Daddy does all the heavy lifting.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
His handbag analysis is half assed.
Pretty good at the jibberish tho, true.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin waffles?
I thought those were only used to pelt people?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
President Merkin Muffley?
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good skeet
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That's not a straw man
That’s a hungry man!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of waffles
When we were in Phoenix in January I ate at a Waffle House for the first time in my life. According to my husband who travels to the south quite a bit for work, these are an institution in that part of the country. It was quite the experience – vaguely horrifying really. But wow, as far as greasy-spoon type food goes, I have to say it pretty much rocked, although I do feel quite lucky that I didn’t get hepatitis while patronizing that fine establishment.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
ORIGINAL HOTCAKE HOUSE OR GTFO
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yes, but...
That’s because there are 5 spaces in their parking lot.
Call the waaahhhhhmbulance!
Park on the street.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never been there before. I’ve seen it quite a bit though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Old-school greasy-spoon diner.
Giant portions.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You can watch them cook your food!
which may not help digestion. I love that place more than my mother, or anyone’s mother
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 11, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I will rec this place forever!
Hands down, the best pancakes in the world. They are “smack your momma” good.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but how are the
1/4 lb. special hamburgers….?
We stopped at the Skyline Diner (Miller Road and Cornell) a couple months ago.
Voted top burgers in Portland (WW, I think). I was disappointed, they were nothing special. The milkshakes, however….
My parents believed in me.
I stuck to the pancakes and omelets
This was our #1 post-med-school-exam-3am-drunk-celebratory hangout the whole time I was at OHSU.
Never chanced the burgers, but did try a chili cheese omelet on one special, special occasion. I survived it.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Post-gig gut-busting breakfasts.
An omelet spread covered 3 plates. burp
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Reeeeeally good shakes, too.
One of my favorite things about it was the suspicious clear green oil they lather up the grill with before cooking anything on it.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I've ever had anything but breakfast there.
And yeah, it’s the whole “you don’t want to see the sausage being made” think as far as the “green oil.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever had anything but breakfast there.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure the burgers are special
But if I ever got one, I’d feel remorse for not getting breakfast.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even close.
Neither are the burgers at Helvetia Tavern.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They looked good
I ran the Helvetia Half Marathon in 2002. Never made it back before I returned back to California.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So many jonits claim to have the best burgers there are
but honestly, is there any burger better than the one fresh off your own grill?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Especially when you grind it yourself.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Now let's not go overboard.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You are too modest
Not even mentioning that you’ve eroded your own mountain for the dirt to grow that grain on.
Did you make your own bonerPillz to give them?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
No, but I have seen how they extract the umm....product...for artificial insemination
It involves electrodes.
Seriously, one of the most entertaining businesses I’ve ever seen. Their marketing is a catalogue of all of their “donors”
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Aug 12, 2011 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
I thought you were funnin’. Your burgers are truly nurtured in a…“cradle to the grave” fashion, huh? Do you grow ’em on grass and finish ’em on grain?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Try putting your cast iron skillet on the grill
Burgers griddled on cast iron are even better than flame grilled.
They confit in their own fat…
/foodgeeked
My parents believed in me.
The right temp is key.
And distance. Highest possible heat with the least possible flareups = burger perfection.
I have a couple of cast-iron pieces next to my setup at all times. A Dutch oven and a 12" skillet. Pork chili verde with fire-roasted peppers and tomatillos is one of my favorite “all on the grill” recipes.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll stack my grilled burgers against anyones
Grind it myself from prime chuck, patties very loosely constructed, kosher salt and ground pepper, 3 mins each side over hot grill, pile some shredded cheddar on top, bake for 3 mins at 350 with the top down over an unlit burner. Serve on toasted buttered sesame buns with shredded lettuce coated in benzduck’s secret sauce, thin sliced onion and a slice of tomato (only in season off the vine). Mmmmmmm baby.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
That's almost exactly how I make 'em.
Except I use roughly 1:1 chuck and sirloin with a chunk of extra fat from the butcher to get the content right, and I like a mix of jack and cheddar.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I mix up the cheese sometimes. A good pepper jack, say, or Swiss if I’m sautéing a pile of mushrooms and onions.
The sauce is key though.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I've made a few sauces here and there.
But I’m a ketchup guy. Hunt’s, to be specific. I do like to smother a burger in onions, mushrooms, and mixed peppers on occasion. In which case, no condiments and a few extra grinds of black pepper.
Have you tried grinding slab bacon in with your burger. It’s a “thing” from what I understand. I’ve tried a couple times but haven’t got the texture right. Disappointing results. Well, as disappointing as something with bacon ground right in can get, I guess.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont think I'd like raw bacon in my burger
I’d hate to have to cook it through.
As for sauce, mine is mostly ketchup. There, the secret is out.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
The fat from the bacon keeps things plenty moist.
I’m with you in general about cooking burgers through, but it’s not much of an issue in this case. The texture is just kind of grainy, but I’ve had one in a restaurant that wasn’t.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
You've got to keep your bacon pieces pretty substantial.
Make them too small and you end up with little bits of grainy crispiness in the finished product. You have to make it known that there is some fucking bacon in this bitch.
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TWSS?
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Helvetia Tavern
The burgers are great, and so is the ambiance of the place.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
It's a nice place.
And the burgers are fine, I just find the hyperbole I hear about their burgers to be a bit much.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I go there for lunch once in a while
Honestly I’m not much of a burger person so I rarely have them.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
My stomach convulses in heartfelt tribute.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the Hot Cake House in Portland?
Seems like I spent many-a-buzzed nights eating late night breakfasts there. Is it still in business?
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Yup, since like 1957 or something.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we're talking about the same place
The official name of the Hot Cake House on Powell is Original Hot Cake House, don’t know why the sign doesn’t say it. It’s different from Original Pancake House on Barbur, which is the one everybody raves about.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knows?
It’s always just been “the Hotcake House” to my peeps and I.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We lovingly referred to it as HoHo
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
POWELL OR GTFO
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok then.
I don’t know what that means. GTFO of what or where?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You think I know what I'm talking about?
I can’t answer your question, I’m on a horse.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the two mutually exclusive?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, you're asking the wrong person.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Where are the Snowden's of yesteryear?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah...well then this is a pseudo-reply fail then!
Have you ever done THAT?!?!?!
I guess I didn’t recognize the sign…
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Well done, sir.
Well done.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Original Hot Cake House is different from the Original Pancake House
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the Original Flapjack House?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Or the Original Flophouse?
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a favorite of Spanish national soccer players
And owned by Vlade Divac
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm pretty sure Manu Ginobili is an investor there as well
--Dave
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It's nodda problema.
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We are in agreement, then.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
INDEED
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you’re not going to like this, but I completely agree with you.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I can’t remember. Am I not agreeing with you under any circumstance?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Don't know about Gorby
but this is just a reminder that you are agreeing with me under all circumstances.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Want to fatten your magical tube full of gooey cheese??
Try HRD’s BONERZ PILZ today!
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Angel hair/cappellini is the best
it is very fluid and allows for maximum entrapment of sauce and other accoutrement.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Oregon Won't Stop Hitting Itself
By Lindsay Schnell, The Oregonian.
Eugene — Oregon won’t stop hitting itself.
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! MMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM Oregon hit me!
by omb on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Stifling giggles so nurse won't call the shrinks on me.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Giggling
is the least of the reasons she should call the shrinks on you. But then she probably doesn’t know you like we do.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Let's just say
I can minimize a browser window quicker than anybody I know.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a great idea
SBN really needs to create a “boss button” like the NCAA tourney does.
JARED! Get the SBN gods on this ASAP
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
And don't forget my "bottom of page" button, for the love of the SBN gods.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Your ability to get to the bottom of the page is second to my want to keep people employed.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Fucking dogooder.
You probably support a unicorn rescue organization, too.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was the Autzen Go Ducks chant
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
2011 Offseason In Review by MS Paint Guy
He takes it pretty easy on Oregon….
Right click this link so it will open in a new tab
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How about a warning next time?
Uh, totally NSFW
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
But funny
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
"he who shall not be named"
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Willie Voldemort?
Around here we just call him ‘Will.’
by scudderfan on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"he whom we do not speak of"
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I prefer
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate you
Now I have to collapse that nastiness every time I leave and return to the quack fix.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
"The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what
wise men do foolishly." - Touchstone - As You Like It
That's better
But please put a title next time.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
At his desk.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That face definitely isn’t going to haunt my dreams or anything. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
THE SHOES HAVE ARRIVED!!
They ARE awesome. I like how you went with the all-anthricite body and the volt highlights and laces.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Huh?
ILMD81 sent her shoes to Daisy?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oic
Nice shoes, wanna go camping with Musgrave?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly enough, that’s the best line I’ve heard in a long time. Sure, I’m in.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well shit.
After years of asking people to go camping, that’s the first accepted offer, from the hot babe, and I didn’t even get to ask the question.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to defer to you
As far as I know, this is the first time anyone has ever accepted a Bill Musgrave Camping Bid. It’s certainly better than a Beef O’ Brady Bid.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know!
It’s just enough volt to be completely eye-catching. I’ve worn them the last couple days and the first comment is almost always “those shoes are amazing” and then “you are ridiculously tan.” Rafting a lot lately might have something to do with that, but I think it’s the shoes. The guy at DB mixed up my drink order because he was too busy staring at them. Am I in love? Oh yes.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so sorry
but I have to hate you. You:
1. Have cool new shoes while mine aren’t here yet.
2. Are ridiculously tan.
3. Are spending the summer rafting and drinking.
We can be friends again when you get your ass back to work after Labor Day.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Does it help
if I tell you that I just looked at my schedule for the school year and my second period class is currently 40 freshmen, several of whom are on IEPs?
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it does.
I will be thinking of you at 9:00am on Sept. 6 when I run out for a nice long quiet coffee break at Starbucks.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Thought that might.
I’m contemplating a fact-finding trip to a meat-processing plant right now. I think a career change might be in order, and let’s face it, the smell can’t be THAT much worse than 20+ freshman boys after PE.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think
how wrong it would be to be Mrs. Davis
Good supply of paper bags next to the bed
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Not now Honey, I have a headache can still see.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Aug 11, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHA!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Future Schedules
Just to throw something out here—I wish we’d have some news on future non-conference schedules. Thanks to Bill Snyder and the new Georgia AD bailing on us, we don’t have much of interest scheduled between LSU and the A&M series. I already am ready to blame Snyder for everyone saying our 2012 schedule is soft. Would like to see something slightly more interesting than Wyoming and Nevada coming up.
Sure they are working on this, but it is a slight concern given the difficulty of scheduling games a year or two out. And while I love the LSU game, I’d rather not essentially go into a road game like this without something in return very often.
huh?
I must have missed something.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
We had a home-home scheduled with Georgia that was goign to start next year, but they bailed out of it, saying it was too far to travel or something.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
we have airplanes now right?
oh, far for georgia in nonconference is leaving the state
www.searchingforakilismith.com
I’m pretty sure it was supposed to start in 2016, and we were supposed to start a home and home with K State next year.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 11:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yep
when Bruce Snyder became K-State’s coach again, he decided that playing real non-conference games was to tough, and cancelled them all to play 1-AA and Sun Belt schools.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 11, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Talk about a boring school to play, though. I’m not too upset about the cancellation.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 11:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
its better than anoter WAC school
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 11, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
More details...
It’s Bill. Or William if you wanna church it up.
by SeattleDucks on Aug 11, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems that scheduling BYU would be a pretty natural move here
Given their desperation for quality games, though they’ve had more success than I thought they would.
geesh..
only 6 hours from Atlanta.. c’mon, I make a “west to east coast and back trip” at least 5 times a year for work. It’s a cake walk..
…They just be pussies down dere.
ssshhh....
SOB
Always forget to hit that reply button.. SORRY!
Supposed to be attached JShufelts reply to my post.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ve had a lot of people back out of home-and-home deals lately.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
How long ago was the Georgia deal made? We've been on the upswing for almost 20 years.
Maybe they only agreed because they thought we were a creampuff/paycheck opponent. Once the media deal kicks in and everything is televised I think there will be a resurgance of invites, reciprocated or not.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
They agreed back in ’06.
They called it off “mutually”, for what that matters.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
it means
Georgia said “We ain’t comin’ to Orgone, but y’alls welcome to come out to Georgia”
And we said “uh, no.”
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 11, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
But couldn’t we have said “Uh, yes you are” – and they kinda would have had to?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
nope
there’s always a buyout
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 11, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it reflects Georgia's decline
rather than the rise of Oregon. Or maybe it’s just too darn far to go:
"We think we’re going a long way this week, try Eugene, Ore.," McGarity said. "That’s even further. It’s not a lot of fun when you see the itinerary when you get back into Athens at 6 a.m. on Sunday morning like will be the situation this Sunday.
My parents believed in me.
But
They have the nr 1 high school running back in the country!
I think they are just scared of him seeing Oregon and leaving them for “personal reasons”. :)
Oh and $25 000 which we pay for all our RBs.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I like this comment:
"The young guys coming up, they’re getting bigger and stronger," Turner added.
That is great coming from the only Senior on the dline.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Here is a video of Turner
Here is the link. Again, no need to right click.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Really like Laches interview
He is a good kid. I hope he stays and learns a lot from KB and LMJ. With all this crap going on I would just LOVE for this kid to get a shot and blow everyones mind.
A top notch Lache and DAT… don’t know if there is a team with that kind of talent coming up behind the already powerful running backs we have.
ssshhh....
But is he actually a punk?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he is a good kid
But he was a punk at one point.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Similar to the adage, "One in three people are _______. Look at two people sitting next to you. If they're not _______, you are."
We were all punks at some point. If you weren’t, you still are.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
“One in three people are dolphins. Look at two people sitting next you. If they’re not awesome, you are.”
That makes no sense.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Miami Dolphins?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
One in three people are Dan Marino?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
If I'm not Dan Marino and you're not Dan Marino
Then yes.
I never realized how much he looks like th u$c alumni/fan, Will Ferrell
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
So Will Ferrell is Dan Marino?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I think its the other way around…
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely!
See………?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Zey ah sepahrayted
at zee birth, no?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
HELP ME TOM CRUISE
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Mad Libs
"One in three people are farts. Look at two people sitting next you. If they’re not dumbheads, you are."
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LACES OUT!!!
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 11, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed
now I really want to see him kill it
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Surprised that Chip Kelly is mentioned in the "hot seat" article
Even though they say he’s “luke warm”, I just don’t buy it (barring any yet uncovered lie or coverup).
My parents believed in me.
just a reservation
IN CASE something happens.. they at least mentioned him in a luke warm seat so they can say:
Hey we were kinda right!
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather someone make an all out dumbass prediction
than a Conzzzzano 50-50 prediction.
My parents believed in me.
It's pretty stupid.
If he were to be fired, and I’m about 162% sure he won’t be, it would be for cause. Fired for cause is a completely different situation than being let go because you weren’t producing the wins the school wants.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Think it's always at 1 pm
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Help!
Does anyone here know of a good place to get a cheap RV parking pass for the game. Craigslist and eBay aren’t bad; but if any of you know somewhere – or someone – with passes for sale at a fairly reasonable price, I would appreciate the recommendation. Thanks!
by DuckIt on Aug 11, 2011 12:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Masonic Lot
Is completely unreasonable but with the new construction and extremely limited RV parking this year, probably your only bet.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
HEY GUYS
I HEARD THAT CHIP KELLY IS GOING TO RESIGN IN THREE WEEKS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT I AM VERY SCARED BECAUSE IF HE QUITS WE WILL HAVE TO LET GARY CROWTON CALL OUR PLAYS AND I THINK HE WORKS FOR THE OTHER TEAM. SPEAKING OF TEAMS WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU FUNNY AT THE SAFEWAY JUST BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR SHORTS IN THE CAR I MEAN COME ON IT’S HOT OUTSIDE! I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT SEASTRUNK HE IS NOT A PUNK HE IS A GOOD KID EVEN IF HE SHOT A GUY AT A PARTY AND MADE DE’ANTHONY THOMAS CHANGE SCHOOLS IT’S OKAY WE GOT THEM BOTH SO HA HA TO THAT DEAD GUY.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
Rec'd for cross-SBN 8-Ball action.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yah, I'll rec that
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 11, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Clemson
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 11, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Am I still on ATQ?
But yes, Fuck Clemson!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Commencing the fucking of Clemson
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK CLEMSON!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Why does everyone hate Clemson? They’re irrelevant. Their only claim to fame is being the country’s best school at wasting top talent.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 1:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you get a shout out from Mr. Miller in his chat today?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Possibly.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 1:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Because... Fuck Clemson. Thats why.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Aug 11, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ted Miller is up to #12
on the Top 25 players for 2011. So far, only one Duck, and His Name is David Paulson.
Anyone care to speculate on how many we’ll have in the top 12? I’m thinking maybe 4 – LMJ, DT, Cliff & Barner.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I bet he doesn’t include Barner.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 1:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
4
Boyett, LMJ, DT, Cliffy
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And Boyett.
Interesting to see if he makes it. I doubt it – I don’t believe he was in Ted’s final 2010 list, so jumping into the top 12 might be a bit of a stretch.
It'd be a stretch for sure
But he is a playmaker and going into his third year as a starter.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets some respect
but not nearly enough in my opinion. What he did as freshman when TJ Ward was injured was nothing short of incredible.
My favorite returning player on D. Hope they come out with a #20 jersey this year.
My parents believed in me.
I'm thinking he leaves off Barner.
LMJ, DT and Cliff will be there.
Yes, we might only have 3
because you’ve got to think of all of the people he hasn’t gotten to yet:
Luck, Polk, Burfict, Barkley & Criner for sure. Foles? Who else?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Katz wouldn't be this high, right?
If not, there won’t be a single Beaver on the list.
AZ still has a couple. Burfict will be up there. I can’t think of a Utah player who would be top 12, so at least the Beavs won’t be the only ones shut out.
Beavers could very easily miss a bowl game for a second year in a row.
I don't think he goes on
because it’s still totally uncertain whether he will miss time or not, or how effective he’s going to be if he comes back.
James Rodgers
will be on the list for sure, if he is operating under the assumption that he is going to be healthy to play.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
A DT/DE from Bizurkley? One or two players we (or maybe just me) are not familar with from ‘loes (Ralphies?) and the Utes (I haven’t come up with a fun nickname for them yet-any suggestions?).
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It's ok, Shuf
Use your words.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jake Fisher
is with the two again today, per Moseley. Wow. I think this also signals a move to guard for Clanton, as he was he 4th tackle on the depth chart behind Asper, Weems and Benyard.
We all kind of looked past his signing because of the desperation for a DT, or at least I did.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Is he the one that decommitted from Michigan?
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 1:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes,
I failed to mention that he has been with the twos the entire fall camp so far.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
No soup for you!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Listed at 6-6 285 as an new arrival.
Our line is going to be monstrous in the coming years.
Remember,
Hamani is just a freshmen…sometimes I love the Mormons. Good things come to those who wait. I will be grandpa when graduates.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I keep saying that Fisher will be a beast.
He was a really productive tight end in high school when he played there. I think he split time between TE and OL.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
QBs not doing to good yet
Seems like DT has had some issues with interceptions the first two days and now Moseley telling us that QBs are not looking to good today…
ssshhh....
Meh.
Getting the timing down takes more than a handful of practices. I today was August 31st, I’d be worried.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
PANIC!!!
/amidoinitright?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not panicing
But DT has spent a time with receivers this summer.. he should be looking at a 85% completion rate coming into fall camp.
ssshhh....
We’ve got a lot of inexperience in our receiving core and experience in our defensive backfield, so to hear of trouble early isn’t surprising to me. He’s probably having to use a lot of brain power to help the o-line and receivers know where to go which makes it difficult to focus on the other aspects.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 11, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus LMJ hasn't been around for a full practice until today.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ted Miller commenting on the fuskie stadium redo
Washington fans already feel better about their football team, which crawled out of its darkest period with a bowl victory last year, but a wise man once noted that “It is better to look good than to feel good,” so it makes sense in a 21st Century sort of way that a major facelift to iconic Husky Stadium will help the program recover “its rightful place of prominence,” as a press release on the stadium renovation noted.
Huck the Fuskies.
"Recovering your rightful place of prominence" is my new favorite euphemism for hooking up with an ex-girlfriend.
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by Takimoto on Aug 11, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Axemen is filing this away for later
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Aug 11, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ofer 12 is prominent in its own way.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never gone 0fer 12 with ANY ex-girlfriends
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Nice work, stud.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what would the opposite be, then?
Because “sinking to your rightful place of submission” has plenty of opportunities for inappropriate meanings, and most of them can be summed up as “Fuck the Huskies.”
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Replying to the correct post would be the opposite of a reply fail.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas A&M done deal to SEC?
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
Although nothing confirmed
@DrSaturday Matt Hinton
Story behind the “Goodbye Big 12” headline on A&M’s Rivals site is confident in its (lone, anonymous) source but nothing you’d put money on.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
Who is Matt Hinton to tell me what to do with my money?
I WILL GAMBLE MY MONEY ANY WHICH WAY I GODDAMN PLEASE. WHERE DO I PLACE MY BET?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
On black!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That's racist.
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Uh oh.
5…4…3…2…1…
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Catron signed with the NBA
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm really confused.
How the heck do you play basketball when you are upside down? Actually, how do people do anything down there?
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The reverse toilet flushing creates a gravitational vortex that makes everything magically seem normal.
Except for the seasons, they still have them backwards.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 11, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Anti-gravity boots.
Duh!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe that
the only Simpson’s clip of Homer flushing the toilet in Australia is in Spanish…but here goes:
My parents believed in me.
Careful with the coriolis.
It’s sensitive.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Skipping lunch and reading this thread all day has made me ridiculously hungry.
Who has a good recipe for a pancake burger Bloody Mary pasta?
Now with mustache guarantee!
This was the closest I could get. BEHOLD, EPIC MEAL TIME!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
They are funny guys, but they do some brilliant things and they do some stupid things.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
They even have a Tyson Coleman Special:
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bacon Bacon Truck episode was pretty funny
They get more than tore the fuck up on Jack Daniels.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta use buckwheat 'cakes if you're going to hold the pasta and patty in there.
I suggest a piling baked ziti on top of the burger.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
Aaaaaand there's the reply fail.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: My laptop is dying and I am considering replacing it with
a. another laptop
an iPad.I have always been a Windows guy, but several people have recommended an iPad.
They cost about the same but the laptop is clearly more powerful (more memory, disk drive, etc). The iPad has better battery life and portability.
I’ve never used and iPad and am not normally a “gadget guy”, but they do look pretty cool.
Any input would be helpful.
My parents believed in me.
Go for the iPad
I’m on one right now and it’s great.
Well, except for the stupid SBN format that makes keyboardless navigation clumsy. But I can live with that.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I rest my case. "BOTTOM OF PAGE", stat.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 11, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
And connect to our Exchange server. And open .PDF files. And and and.
Really, about all you can’t do is open Flash content or play .wmv files directly, both of which I’ve learned to easily live without. I can even type fairly well on an onscreen keyboard (the autocorrect is funky at times but you get used to it). Battery life is >>> any laptop I’ve ever used and the screen is ultra sharp.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Android tablets do all that and the flash, .wmv, etc. The iPad has the best hardware of all the tablets, but the Galaxy 10.1 is really really close. I prefer Android. I am not trying to start an iPhone vs Android war. I just want everyone who prefers Android, or anyone who is open to either, to know that there are outstanding Android tablets now.
And for anyone who wants to keep it cheap, buy a Nook Color and convert it to an Android tablet. I used one for a month and they work awesome for fraction of the price of the top of the line tablets. If you buy the Nook Color at Barnes & Noble (it’s their product), there is a book right by the display that tells you how to convert it. There are a bunch of web sites that will tell you too. Its ridiculously easy to do.
The only thing I didn’t love as compared to the top of the line tablets is that the sound isn’t great. The screen works great, and the Wifi is fast. For anyone with an Android phone, it’s pretty much the same exact thing just bigger.
The Galaxy 10.1 is priced similarly to the iPad ($600-$700ish). The Nook Color is like $250. A pretty good start point for anyone who wants to try out the tablet market without a ton of money.
Note: I’ve done a decent amount of research on Android tablets. You can find a bunch of different ones for cheap. Those almost all have serious problems/shortcomings. Most reviews will say to just get the Nook if you want to get a less expensive option.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 11, 2011 8:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Flash. Sigh.
HTML5 can’t gain momentum fast enough.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if I can frequently use a tablet. I type too much.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That was my primary concern
because although the laptop is mostly used for shit like this, we do have to work on it occasionally when the other is on the desktop. But, I understand the wireless keyboards like 60 bucks, so that may solve that issue.
My parents believed in me.
iPads are fun and easy to use.
I rarely use anything else at home anymore. And you can make it into a “laptop” with a bluetooth K/B and mouse if you like.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 11, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Dee Gordon and Darron Thomas are twins.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That is just plain uncanny.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
When I saw Gordon’s face on TV, I was a little shocked to see that DT had signed with the Dodgers.
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop 4 stars."-Chip Kelly
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 11, 2011 9:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
While I was at the gym, I saw a commercial for "College Colors Day" on September 2nd.
Oregon wasn’t included, so I flipped off the tiny excercise bike TV.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 11, 2011 11:53 PM PDT reply actions
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