Quack Fix: Lavasier Tuinei, Daryle Hawkins, and Justin Hoffman look to make an impact at receiver
by jtlight on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 AM PDT
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22 days until the start of the season, but only 20 days to college football. Enjoy the summer now, because it's not lasting much longer. Here's your quack:
- First off, let's get to the practice recaps. Moseley, Goe, and Chris Courtney have the latest. Don't get to worked up about the offensive line just yet. Presumed starters Darrion Weems and Ryan Clanton were late arrivals to practice, most likely for academic reasons. But despite this, the offensive and defensive lines got some good competition in during the first contact day of fall camp. Make sure to check out video from Chip Kelly and Lavasier Tuinei after the jump.
- Speaking of Tuinei, he's got a big job this year. While he had some great grabs as the #3 receiver last year, he will have to take a big step forward to get fans to forget about Jeff Maehl and D.J. Davis. He is expecting an expanded role this year, and looks forward to proving himself more than just a possession receiver.
- The competition behind Tuinei and Josh Huff will be fierce, and two veterans are hoping to make the most of their time. Daryle Hawkins has been moved permanently to WR after holding down the third and fourth string QB positions the last two years. Without having to worry about multiple positions, hopefully we'll get to see Hawkins athleticism shine as he can focus only on playing receiver.
- Former walk-on Justin Hoffman will also get a chance to compete for serious playing time, and is holding off the influx of new talent. While coaches extol his virtues such as "dependability," Hoffman was one of the top performers at receiver during winter conditioning, having the best shuttle time and power clean at the position.
- Switching things up, how about a little basketball news. Dana Altman is taking the team on a tour of Italy later this month. It should be a good time for the team to come together, especially with so many changes happening this offseason. Unfortunately, it looks like some of the new transfers may not be able to make the trip.
- Joevan Catron has signed a professional contract with the Wollongong Hawks in Australia. Congratulations and good luck to Joevan.
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Former Ducks with the Eagles update:
Casey Matthews didn’t do much for the 9 plays he was on the field I thought he should of been out there for more since he’s only a rookie, & Fenuki Tupou hurt his MCL
Twitter- @kjbrophy
Too bad about Arkansas RB Knile Davis
Out for the year. Broken ankle
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 12, 2011 7:44 AM PDT reply actions
if you have a smartphone or computer with sound, turn it to espnaustin.com right now. Chip Brown from orangebloods.com hosts the morning sports radio show. lots of good Texas/AtM talk.
then point and laugh at them.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Over now.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Quite possibly while someone was writing something on this blog last night.
Jeremiah Johnson scored a touchdown.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Aug 12, 2011 8:23 AM PDT reply actions
I dont see how that has anything to do with Tim Tebow
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Audio not working for the videos?
Other videos on other sites are fine, odd
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions
Audio worked for me,
I had a hard time concentrating on Chip though, with all those nice butts walking by!
SOMEONE'S MOM LOOKING AT BUTTS
IT BURNS MY EYES MAKE IT STOP
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You're never too old
to appreciate a fine ass! Besides, I’m not as old as Benzduck and I’m sure he appreciates a nice butt.
Oh, I'm a lecherous old, err middle-aged man myself.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
When I was 40
I told my husband I wasn’t middle aged. His reply was how the heck old do you plan on living to?
Does the 'M' stand for Methusela?
Discarded Hitchcock titles
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You know...I think there's a pill you can take for that.
I hear it also gives twice the mustache growth of your special pills.
I don't mean to impose...
Early reports from Wollongong indicate
Catron’s contract is on the order of NINE MILLION DOLLERIDOOS! Payable mostly in beeeyah.
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“Fosters: American for Australian Beer that is not actually drank in Australia.”
“Tooheys: Legit.”
I don't mean to impose...
I've had several Cooper's also.
Foster’s is horrendous.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Cooper's Pale is the best of the State Breweries
But if you can get your hands on a Little Creatures or Fat Yak that’s a pretty solid beer.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fosters: Australian for beer that may at one time have had some tenuous relation to Australia but is now brewed at some undisclosed location in the Northern Hemisphere and tastes like bat urine.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
That's like 90% of all beer now.
Thanks, InBev!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
what's more depressing..
.. that 90% of all beer is like this, or that 90% of beer drinkers apparently are just fine with that?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
The latter.
I can deal with hunting down the 10%. I can’t understand why people prefer Bud to Coors to Miller to Stella to Foster’s to Carlsberg to whatever.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No shit doooood.
It’s actually pretty darn easy to find a good, different beer these days. Why would anyone settle for moose urine?
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about moose drool?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You dumb sonofabitch (that's for you, HRD).
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why thank you, you son of a BITCH!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Apologies if this has already been posted somewhere
I searched, but didn’t find it anywhere. Here’s a “Camp Update” on Maehl with quotes from his HC.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT reply actions
Also, here’s a Training Camp Report from the Texan’s SBN site, Battle Red Blog. Sounds like Maehl is doing great!
4. Speaking of Leinart, Brooks Reed picked off a pass he threw and almost took it to the house and would have succeeded had Jeff Maehl not caused him to fumble the ball before getting to the end zone.
11. I said earlier that I think Jeff Maehl has a very good chance at making this team. According to Lance Zierlein, Coach Kubiak seems to think the same thing.
Listening to Gary Kubiak talk about undrafted rookie Oregon WR Jeff Maehl this morning leads me to believe he has a shot at making the team.
I might have a crush on Jeff Maehl
I found this write up on him with the best video of his route running I could find.
by keener713 on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT
There’s a subthread under that last comment where it sounds like the fans really, really like him.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose"
I wonder if Gary Kubiak is related to Francis Lawrence “Larry” Kubiac, III?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if he sees the field, there’s no chance the fans WON’T love him. Dude works his ass off and does all the little things. But he has to do that because his raw talent doesn’t match up a lot of the time.
Still, I think he’ll be an asset. I’d love to see him get playing time this year.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I already miss Maehl.
He was so fun to watch!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
He's a solid #2 on my personal list of all-time favorite Ducks.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
This smiling young man
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
For me, he was so fun to watch becasue he seemed to have fun playing
And he kicked ass
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I liked him because he inspired others
He was a team leader even when injured.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
I also love double…Oh, wait, you meant Dennis Dixon. 8-P
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Testify brother
We love Double D here.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't you mean
“chestify?”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 13, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd by u no who
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I hope you all remember this when your
voting for the elimination round of the fantasy draft.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Dixon got hurt on your team?
You should worry.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Yeah, I wouldn't want Norm Van Brocklin stepping it at QB now would I?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
You drafted him as a punter.
NO TAKSIES BACKSIES!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Dunno, Van Brocklin to Dixon has potential.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly this
He made it fun to watch football. He was a late bloomer. He was an incredible talent. And he seemed like a great leader and teammate.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
One last thing
I think, seriously, he may be the best ballfaker in the history of football.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have no idea how this happened. I’ve watched it several times, but… I don’t get it.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 12, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The second angle makes it a lot clearer, but still, that first angle….
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 12, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I put that in the top 10 best play calls ever. Brilliant in every way. I wonder when Chip will dig it out again, we have the players to run that formation.
I think if we run the statue of liberty, everyone on defense is going to be so worried about the fake, that we could just run the statue of liberty play again.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
There is actually a point in that play
after he fakes the handoff, when I stare hard at both of Dixon’s hands I am positive he doesn’t have the ball. I think he moonlights in Vegas as Criss Angel.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
WHERE ARE YOU BALL??!
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"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Watching the Michigan defense is so goddamn funny.
The only one who gets it before he’s in the endzone is 55. The rest of them are looking around like it’s a penalty.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
IT. IS. NOT. THERE.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 12, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/MythBuster’d
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is our O-line doing there? If Michigan wasn’t so completely bamboozled they have 4 or 5 guys free to make the tackle.
They first, they had to sell pass blocking, and then they to sell poor blocking so they would go after Stewart. It was completely intentional.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That takes such gigantic Chip Kelly Balls. To say “I’m in your head like a motherfucking Jedi, I don’t even need to block you anymore.”
by JonathanPDX on Aug 12, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Announcers often talked about how big his hands are.
How the ball would disappear when he went to fake.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Best. Road trip. Ever.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Prolly Photoshop.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dixon photoshoped real life.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Old Yeller moment
How many grown men cried when he went down against Arizona?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the closest I ever got to actually crying over a sporting event.
I wasn’t just heart broken because it was the Ducks losing and missing a wonderful opportunity, I was actually upset and sad for him.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
.
Same exact emotion here. I think I was almost more sad for Dixon than I was for the team.
My brother actually cried. (TOTAL PUSSY)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
“Don’t call me Francis.”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly?
I was sad for Dixon but I thought we still should have won each of those last 3 games, and I was pissed at how our team pussed out, no heart. Yes, there was also the fact that Dixon was just the last in a long line of injuries, but we certainly had a chance to beat Zona, then the UCLA game was the worst display of football by two teams in the history of football, which means we had a shot at that. I went into that game thinking we wouldn’t lose it. Then against the Bavers, it looked like we started to drop the ovaries back into the ball sack, but just couldn’t quite get it done.
In all, two gigantic puss outs, one reasonable puss out.
All with our original NCG shot on the line, and three shitty teams to get past and find some way to get it done.
Honestly, Dennis Dixon was a hero and an all time stud, but the heart in the rest of that team was very, very meh.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I cried when he went down against ASU the week before
because I’ve seen those injuries in RL, and what he did then looked exactly like what I’d seen.
I was crossing my fingers but not holding out a lot of hope. Especially when he wasn’t doing the turn-and-jump-and-collide celebration with the other players after that TD run.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
/indiancrying
I already used it up though
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
All these years later, and it still makes me grin like an idiot.
That was a dang good birthday, right there!
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 12, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’s in my top 25. But hey… I’m the resident Maehl “hater”.
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"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Sounds pedantic.
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I, naturally, don’t agree. :-)
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"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You are a natural, true.
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 13, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Technical question
Are “slot receiver” and “possession receiver” the same thing? When the tazer lines up, is it always on the LOS or does it depend on the play?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Slot receiver means he lines up in the slot.
Possession receiver means white guy.
/that’sracist’d
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You forgot
tall and slow.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TZR mean "Tailback, slot ("Z"), wide Receiver."
IOW a TZR can line up at any of those positions as necessary. If Barner is in the game at the same time as LMJ for instance, rather than sub in a player to suit the situation (and therefore by rule allowing the defense to sub as well, killing momentum) CK can have KJB line up as needed depending on the play being called.
“Possession receiver” isn’t a position but a type of player. It generally refers to a sure-handed, precise route runner who can be counted on to make the catch to keep a drive (or “possession”) alive.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I should have been more specific
My confusion stems from the a RB (at least in my head) not lining up on the LOS. When the tazer role requires Barner (or whoever) to be in the slot, does he line up on the LOS or is he a yard or two back? Is he still considered a slot receiver if he runs it from a two TB formation? I think I’m confusing routes (button hook) and plays (screens) with positons? There’s no reason a RB can’t run a flag route (other than weirdness?).
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If he’s the only one in motion, he’ll still be considered a slot receiver.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Does it matter if the motion is North-South or East-West?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t move forward while in motion. East, West, and South are okay.
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"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Interesting. Good to know
I was watching an AFL or CFL (READ: fake football) game where the wideouts started running from five or ten yards off the LOS. I was like, what the hell are they doing?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. They allow that in Arena (Is that still around?) and Canadian football.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I had a weak moment in June
I’m not proud of it.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like trying out meth after living on pure cocaine.
Or something.
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"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can "shift" more than one player, but after you're set I believe you can only have one player "in motion."
Is that correct?
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct. But anyone that shifts needs to stay static for at least 2 seconds before the ball can be snapped.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
OK, that's the missing piece.
THX
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Once the interior line goes into a three-point stance, they can't come up until the ball is snapped, right?
That’s about the only thing I remember from high school football.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and don't cross the LOS on a pass play.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Mongo like football!
Mongo want to help!
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Such is Mango.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We really don't have enough Blazing Saddles references around here.
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 13, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions
They can’t move abruptly after a 3-point-stance. They can shift their weight around, but even if they do shift their weight, they need to stop moving for 2-seconds. That’s why you’ll see the center call out protection and then wait before snapping the ball, even if the QB signaled for it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Usually back from the LOS.
Again, the “TZR” role means the player can line up at the Tailback, Slot (Z), or wide Receiver. So if he lines up next to DT, he’s a tailback. If his out wide, he’s a WR, etc. He’s listed as a running back and wears a RB number, so that’s “officially” his position.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not exactly, but slot receivers run a lot of inside routes. So you want a guy with good hands, good concentration, good separation, and can take good a hit.
The LOS doesn’t exactly matter for a slot, but you need at least 7 players on the LOS, and only the two on the outside of the LOS are eligible receivers.
So if the slot guy is on the LOS, the receiver on the outside needs to be off the LOS in order to be an eligible receiver.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
The direction Kelly is taking our offense
Seems to be about combining the slot receiver and RB positions. Right now we have a ton of fast, versatile players like Barner, Huff, and (eventually) DAT and Lyerla. Whether their nominal position is RB, WR, TE, or whatever, I can see us just rotating through a bunch of guys who are a threat to either go out in the slot or come into the backfield as a RB.
That's the "TZR" or "Tazer" role.
Tailback, slot (“Z”), and wide Receiver.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually (T)ailback, (Z)Tight End,® Slot,.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
IIRC, technically "Z" is the "flanker" position and "Y" is the "slot."
With “Z” being the receiver next to the TE. But it seems they’re used interchangeably any more.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Oy.
So for us, Z is neither the flanker nor the slot but the TE? See, that’s why I try to leave this stuff to other people to figure out.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually H is also the tailback, too.
So it could have been the HRY… er… YRH… er… RHY position.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
As I understand it, "H" is a TE/FB hybrid, not a TB.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, T use to be for the TE. And they would use H for the Halfback – because that actually makes some flippin’ sense. But that was apparently too simple.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It depends on the formation.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Generally, you’re right. But it does vary from team-to-team.
I believe in our offense Y is a flanker and X is split end, Z is slot or some such nonesense.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That's what I've always thought.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t be too shocked if they just jumbled them all together so they could get TZR – because it sounds cooler that way.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That's what I'm thinking right about now.
The gist is: Flexibility. Not having to sub to get players with the right skills in the right position to make plays.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the formation, not the team
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for clearing this up!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Understatement of the year nominee
Chip’s a good football coach.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Inside the Top 25
- Oregon – Can we return to the natty? This video gives a couple of reasons why we might.
Tradition never changes. Champions do.
Should read #4 not 1. or whatever I was thinking at the time...
Tradition never changes. Champions do.
Gotta love that SBN formatting. SBN, where “#4” = “1”.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of Brian Regan's bit, "big family stuff"
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
When I watch these videos this is what I hear:
“Traditional powers like Alabama, Florida, and Texas can lose any number of linemen and be expected to recover because, goddamnit, they’re Texas, Florida, or Alabama. Great programs get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to replacing key players. But them folks out in Ory-gone just don’t fit the bill, so while we admit that they are good, we don’t trust them in the same way we trust other big time football programs. I wish they’d just go away and let USC be good again, things were so much easier back then. Everything was as it should be. I hate change.”
The "TEN Article"
When was it supposed to drop? Before the season right? I call shenanigans, no word of it in many months
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Sometime in the month of August.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
You going to be going to many games at the R Bar this year?
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely the Cal game, as I will already be in SF for work
A fellow Oregon alum works at Cal as an academic advisor. Both her parents are Cal alumns. In fact, she has her own set of season tickets at Memorial Stadium. She will also be joining me to root for the Ducks. The food and beer selection (including bottled Belgians) at the Stadium Pub is awesome. It’s hard for me to justify trekking into SF when manna from heaven is so close, but I am sure I can be persuaded. Last year, I caught the u$c game in Sacramento with a fraternity brother of mine. Thier alumni chapter out there is insane!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And AT&T Park
you wiseasses.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Pro.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But it always seems so incredibly relevant nonetheless.
I got off early after a long week and am enjoying a wonderful homebrew right now!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatcha make?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
First pint was a saison.
This one is a dubbel.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you peppercorn that saison?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Indeed I did.
Spicyummy.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
(coriander, actually, same flavor though)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. And how’s the dubbel?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Not as yummy as I'd hoped.
Still good though. I’ve been having a Belgian / Ameribelgian freakout lately. Current batch fermenting is a Wit, next one is a clone of Rochefort 8.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had some Trippel
from New Belgium. Says brewed with coriander, but I can’t really detect it.
Did like the malty-ness of it.
My parents believed in me.
I haven't tried too many of their Belgian styles
Fat Tire is usually the only thing available on tap…have heard they do a really good job of them though. I have been drinking a lot of Upright’s Belgian styles, and the Smokestack Series from Boulevard.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I had Upright Six a little while ago. I despised it. It was putrid to my mouth. It made my mouth convulsed like I just drank a grapefruit+cranberry juice cocktail and then bit into a lemon.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Haven't had six
Had Four, Seven, Flora Rustica, and Offen Weisse. Liked them all.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You wine-o!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Probably
but we’re not all beer snobs like Shufelt and HRD.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Snob? SNOB?
I am a friend to all beers. I just play favorites.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No – sad little run of the mill, mass produced beers have no chance with you. You are the biggest beer snob I’ve never met.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
You understand that I actually like Corona with lime, right?
I’m sure it’s a defective gene somewhere along chromosome 19, but still.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
MATTDADDY! PRODUCE ALERT!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
/sirenengaged!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, better that chromosomal anomaly rather than one that gives you 12 toes or something equally useless and distasteful.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
/looksdown
/plansdickjoke
/thinksbetterofit
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You thought of a better dick joke?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
/holdingback
/giggling
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Problem was he thought of it AFTER he looked down
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
“What are you lauging at? The joke is in your hand.”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Pussy.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You couldn't at least step up to the
Pacifico with lime?
/don’tlistentomeiliketecateinacan
My parents believed in me.
I think Shufelt wins this one.
But I’m willing to be convinced regarding HRD.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
I’ve never been much of a fan.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 12, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I feel left out of this thread too...
But don’t tell anyone I told you.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't read these letters.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Longtime Reader
Finally decided to join and this seems like the perfect time to post. Talking beer on a duck blog is a fusion of my two favorite topics.
True Belgians, gotta go Rochefort, St. Bernadus 12, Orval, Duvel
American Belgians, gotta go, Ommegang, Lost Abbey, Russian River, and Upright
by crduck on Aug 12, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yay! Welcome! I’m glad you enjoy those things. I do too.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Rec'd for all of the above!
Huge Ommegang fan. Huge Upright fan. Regrettably have only tried Pliny from Russian River, but plan on trying the sour series as soon as possible. Have not had any of Lost Abbey’s yet. You should try the Smokestack Series, I have loved the three of theirs I’ve tried. Don’t be frightened that they’re from Missouri.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have two bottles of Elder the Pliny sitting in my refrigerator.
I might drink one on kickoff day.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
My wife might hate me later
I had a half-pint of my Duvel clone and a half-pint of my porter on nitro after the above. That probably will go well with my 2 hrs sleep/night average for the last week, won’t it?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I've probably shown this off before, but I'm just gonna go ahead and do it again.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So THAT'S what you did with all your bonerpillz pointz!
Well played, sir.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 12, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me, but I’m going to talk with a mechanical engineer friend of mine, and I’m thinking about drafting up some designs for a table+tap beer system where the table has a tap system built into them.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
let me give you a bit of advice
go to http://www.homebrewtalk.com and browse the ‘show us your kegerator’ thread in the bottling/kegging section. LOT of good stuff there for projects like that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just realized I could actually link you there
/hasanotherbeer
It’s only like 400 pages.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen some great kegerator stuff like that.
But what I actually want to do a full brewpub design. 20 or so tables, 4-6 taps a table that all go to a more central location.
But the great thing is I have a few engineers that I work with or have worked with that are totally on board with my idea.
It’s not entirely an original idea, but I think we have a lot of ideas to improve on this type of thing.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You still get to control how much is served, and it can be cut off at any time.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Well, you’d want to track how much is poured, and charge based on that. Which means you’re already monitoring how much is being poured.
When it the counter hits X oz, you just have it cut it off until a server can come by and check up on everyone. If they think they are okay, they can punch in whatever they think is appropriate until they need to come by again.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Computer system and all that.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
So more like a gas pump then!
Nice…
It could be like a commercial fueling station where you swipe your card.
Would be much better than trying to flag down a server…
My parents believed in me.
Indeed.
You’d still need to have people to monitor the people and tables, but how great would it to be to visit the bar, have a seat, and the host/hostess sets the initial limit amount at 2 pints/person and just gives everyone a glass?
As a business owner, you’re capturing the cost of every single drop.
As a patron, you don’t have to wait for the server except for food and not beer drinks.
A lot of the design difficulties come with refrigeration and establishing effective pressures, but I work with designing hydraulic multipurpose pumps every day.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Never happen here.
The OLCC would never let it happen.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t need to start in Oregon.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Nope, just sayin'.
The OLCC is so backwards (and/or power hungry) that it’s taken until now to even think about “testing” the idea of selling hard liquor in regular stores.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be a no-brainer everywhere.
I guess that’s what you get with an overbearing regulatory agency.
It was interesting being in New York and seeing the sources of their inertia. It’s even worse there – can’t even sell wine in regular stores. Instead of the reg agency, they have corrupt business groups strong-arming producers into keeping the restrictions in place.
Don't cut it off you sonofabitch.
(HRD, I’m always thinking of you)
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing that is missing is..
i can’t think of anything….
maybe a flatscreen playing a loop of the fake statue of liberty play?
My parents believed in me.
It's literally an office-chair swivel away.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing!
What’s on the top of the kegerator? Is that another Duck related graphic?
Chalkboard
So I can write what’s on tap.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did you get them?
I only get to Portland every so often, and Belmont Station is the most convenient beer place for me. They rarely have it in.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 12, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Horse Brass
has Pliny on tap most of the time. Elder, of course.
I have a beer guy that is in charge of the beer and wine at a New Seasons. I promised him I wouldn’t tell anybody they “had it”. Last time I talked to him, he said he browsed AtQ from time to time, so… I’m not going to say which one it is.
But New Seasons has a lot of beer not on the shelf, and you’ll have to ask someone there if they have it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Love the Smokestack Series
It’s funny, I thought the same thing about beer from Missouri, until I tried it. Probably one of the better breweries in the country.
Welcome, your words are delicious.
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by Bill Musgrave on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone had Widmer Rotator IPA?
Drinking one now and I cannot get over the citrus flavor from the hops.
I was in Pacific City several months ago and had Pelican Brewery’s IPA and it was even more so. Amazing how much punch you can get out of the hops.
My parents believed in me.
Which one? I’ve had a couple of their rotator IPAs, one was good, the other was bad.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Finally made it to the Bierstein.
Been meaning to all summer. Tried Caldera’s Rauch Ur Bock. I’ve been really intrigued by rauchbiers for a while (partly because Rauch is nearly the same as the original German spelling of my last name) but this was the first time trying one.
Very, very nice. Hard to describe totally, but well balanced – and touches like the cherrywood gave some really nice subtle fruit notes without really being at all fruity. In fact, my girlfriend said that her first sip set off her vegetarian alarm, as in the smokedness created an impression or aspect of meat, like jerky or some such thing. Overall one of the more unique beer experiences I’ve had in a while.
i had that in a 22 once, the first few sips made me think I was drinking liquid smoke, but after my nose adjusted, I noticed a lot of delicious subtleties
Liquid smoke, huh? Kinda like drinking bong water?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Only if it makes one retch like a dying man.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy THC, batman? What did you smoke?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Like the beer topic but since i am in Florida and we seem to have no good beer i dream of what you guys drink.
While still being in the united states.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Eh.
Having lived in Germany for instance, I can tell you there are many, many beers that are just OK at best. Nothing as bad as PBR, but plenty that I avoided. Not that most of the servicemen didn’t just buy taxpayer-subsidized Bud from the PX or Enlisted Men’s Club.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If the brewer chooses to adhere to it.
It’s no longer a law.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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I watched the Ravens v. Eagles game was last night while at the gym. I thought it was from the early to mid 2000’s because #92 wasn’t on the field. It looked all old-timey on the SD exercise bike TV. Turns out it was preseason!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duck Territory article about basketball
Tony Woods not mentioned. WTF?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I love Chip Kelly. That is all.
Even after five days, Kelly said he is no closer to figuring out who the No. 3 running back will be behind LaMichael James and Kenjon Barner.
“It doesn’t matter,” Kelly said. “We don’t even talk about it. we’ve never had a personal meeting. We don’t care.”
http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/08/oregon_ducks_rundown_two_pract.html
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