Quack Fix: Leaders are stepping up, but Josh Huff is in a walking boot
by jtlight on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 AM PDT
in Morning Quack Fix
Email
Print
A week of fall camp is in the books. To celebrate, I watched 2010 football games pretty much all day yesterday. Two observations. 1) Boseko Lokombo is going to be really, really good. 2) We don't give Darron Thomas enough credit for how he stood in the pocket last season and took hits. On to the quack!
- The Ducks ended their first week of camp with a double practice day on Saturday. The storyline of the first week is effort and leadership. The Ducks have done an excellent job working hard and the leaders are taking control of the team, and setting an example through their actions. Chip Kelly said it best, "we’re not coaching effort, because the players are coaching it themselves." Moseley also has his projected two-deep after one week, and some comments.
- The only bad news so far? Josh Huff was in a walking boot on Saturday, severity of injury unknown. While worrisome, if this is the only injury issue we have so far, that's pretty great.
- KVAL has a great compilation of video interviews up after Saturday's practice. It includes Chip Kelly, LaMichael James, Darron Thomas, Ricky Heimuli, Daryle Hawkins, and Taylor Hart.
- As I noted on Friday, I'm pretty thrilled with Oregon's QB situation, even though backup Bryan Bennett has no game experience. But word out of camp is that the Ducks are in great shape, and he's also drawn praise in FishDuck's recent scrimmage recap.
- There have been a few Duck fans complaining about the new practice setup. Ken Goe comes to defense of the new arrangement, though mostly because he likes to be in a shaded area with internet access.
- Looking to put money on the Oregon game? You may have missed the best time. The line has changed quite a bit for a game of this magnitude, and after LSU was an early favorite, the Ducks now have a slight edge of the Tigers.
- Rachel Bachman has an interesting article today on sportingoregon.com, which has compiled a pretty incredible collection of old photos and cards from the last 100 years, including some football cards from the 1953, 1956, and 1958 Oregon football teams. Check out the gallery when you have some time to kill.
- Finally, a bit of basketball quack. Bob Clark has a profile on Oregon's new forward Olu Ashaolu. After adjusting to the dreary northwest weather, he's been working out with his new team, preparing for the team's tour of Italy. Ashaolu calls himself an attacker who plays hard on both ends of the court. Sounds like he'll fit in with Dana Altman's team just fine.
Got anything else? Leave it below. GO DUCKS!
306 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Some running backs might think so at times this year
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 15, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
This is from a SEC homer blog...
Apparently LSU is licking there chops to face our offensive line. I can’t say I’m surprised since we have 2 new starters(I don’t really count Weems as a new starter)
Twitter- @kjbrophy
I love the total lack of awareness in that article. On one hand, Oregon will not be very good because they only return two starters. On the other hand, LSU is going to be awesome because they’ll have a true freshman playing significant time at tackle.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
underdogs
Oregon Plays better as underdogs in my opinion. I don’t like coming into games being clear favorites to win.
ssshhh....
When was the last time we were underdogs?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
every time we’ve faced SEC, fans see us as underdogs. Even if we are ranked higher than LSU, I still think most people down south see LSU as favorites to win that game.
Its pretty much home field advantage to them, they are supposedly bigger and stronger than us etc.
ssshhh....
True, but there were some New Mexico fans that thought they would win.
Fans are irrational.
I also don’t think it’s a huge stretch to view LSU as a favorite to win the game either.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I hope you get stretch marks.....
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 15, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Define underdog.
Is it ust not favored to win? Or is it not favored by a lot?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Merriam–Webster sez:
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was all kinds of worried for the New Mexico game last year.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I can has sarcasm font?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadist!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Part of me wanted to register and let the blogger know Fairely got into the backfield so frequently because he was the player DT was reading
Then I remembered I can’t stop idiots from using teh interwebs. Hell, I can’t even get an impressionable young mind to watch “Pulp Fiction.” [le sigh]
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Uhh... no.
While there was a number of times that happened, Fairley manhandled the Oregon linemen for most of the game.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I'd say "manhandleld" is different from getting into the backfield "every other play."
I’ll take your word for it, though. I’m not watching that game ever again. Soon, it will be like we lost to no one.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not impressionable
I’ll be the one bringing PBR to the ATQ tailgates in 2014
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I can hardly wait....and, I'm soooooo excited.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 15, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
A wise choice.
You’ve clearly been reading my blog.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Will you have watched "Pulp Fiction" by then?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Blasphemy!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed, but Hollywood apparently can’t comeup with original ideas anymore so instead we get remakes of Conan The Barbarian, Dirty Dancing, Fright Night, etc.
And Battleship.
No seriously. They are making a movie off of the board game.
I’m not making it up. Quit laughing.
It’s bringing in heavy hitting stars like… Liam Neeson and Rihanna.
Apparently they couldn’t find a good supporting cast for Hungry Hungry Hippos.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Someone has to call out “Miss”.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
With a bad listhp!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
"The Abyss?"
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Kirstie Alley's available, right?
"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly
Patient One?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fine
As I said before, their talk means nothing.
We don’t deal in hypotheticals.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I knew
about half way thru the Tennessee game last year that we were 100% set at quarterback.
One of the things I worried about most was Darren Thomas’s toughness. I watched him stand behind a sketchy line in that game and take hit after hit after hit in the pocket and every time the ball was on the money. He stood there and took it in the chest and really opened my eyes. I agree that, media wise, he didn’t get the credit he deserved for standing in the pocket. Through watching spring and fall practices I wanted Costa to start, the Tennessee game changed my mind.
DT will need to stand strong in the pocket again in the LSU game because our line Will have problems. This group has to learn on the fly how to play together and I expect them to make mistakes. Having a veteran QB who is tough, smart and a good leader is going to really really help.
Quack Quack Bitches!
It's on Twitter so it's fact
From Huff:
IamHuff_1 Josh Huff
Don’t ask me if I’m ready for any game this season. I love this game why wouldn’t myself or my teammates would be ready ? C’mon
This is exactly the attitude that made me buy his jersey when it wasn't his number.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 15, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
the line movement on oregon is very interesting
the early early line at oregon -3 was a little too big, even for me, so sharps who knew the talent coming back for lsu probably hit that line hard, especially after losing harris and willie lyles questions. now that lyles is not as big of a deal as the media made it out to be and good replacements all around, they are probably finding value at picking oregon. oregon-1 is a good line, and i probably would have put it there originally. joe shmoes won’t bet the game until the week of and only the betting sites that cater towards sharps have the line up. so no standard population money is coming in on oregon right now
www.searchingforakilismith.com
I'm leaving for Vegas on Thursday
I’d like to bet the over/under on this game but I haven’t really seen an early lines on that – Does anyone know if it would it be available to bet this weekend or do they wait closer to gametime to set the over/under?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
Roger Murdock: “Flight 2-0-9’er, you are cleared for take-off.”
Captain Oveur: “Roger!”
Roger Murdock: “Huh?”
Tower voice: “L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9’er.”
Captain Oveur: “Roger!”
Roger Murdock: “Huh?”
Victor Basta: “Request vector, over.”
Captain Oveur: “What?”
Tower voice: “Flight 2-0-9’er cleared for vector 324.”
Roger Murdock: “We have clearance, Clarence.”
Captain Oveur: “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”
Tower voice: “Tower’s radio clearance, over!”
Captain Oveur: “That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.”
Tower voice: “Over.”
Captain Oveur: “Roger.”
Roger Murdock: “Huh?”
Tower voice: “Roger, over!”
Roger Murdock: “What?”
Captain Oveur: “Huh?”
Victor Basta: “Who?”
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
'm not even gonna touch this one...
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 15, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
at a casino like the golden nugget they should have an over under
you should bet the over on oregon’s win total for this season, 9.5.
www.searchingforakilismith.com
DSA takes a look at the top concerns, and how they look after Week 1
1. Wide receiver – Week one of fall camp confirmed what we suspected; the 2011 Ducks will have a load of talent at wide receiver. […]
Lavasier Tuinei had an outstanding week at practice, even helping a bit with the newcomers in the all-important arena of blocking. DSA also thought sophomore Blake Cantu and redshirt freshmen Eric Dungy and Keanon Lowe had solid first weeks of camp.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
We're more talented than last year on paper
If less experienced. I tend to think that’s good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Rachel Bachman with an interesting article?
In other news…in an amazing episode of overnight evolution, pigs have sprouted wings and have begun aerial raids of In N Outs everywhere.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
This is just too funny. I lost it when I got to #9.
Why I am happy the AtQ mods don’t link to Bleacher Report.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Trucks > Bacon
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t think of a single year where there hasn’t been a LB better than Bacon.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
"Matthews is one of the best linebackers in Oregon history."
If only there was a list of the greatest LB’s of all time…
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
But he had a mohawk!!
Bacon is one of my favorite Ducks of all time.
I dare you to find someone more terrifying then the “Baconater.”
Add to his great skill set, his mohawk made him even more of a badass.
How does this make him better than sirmon…or trucks…or paysinger?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 15, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I lived with Bacon.
And he was also in my fraternity. He’s a giant terrifying cuddly bear.
by BLAZERDUCKs on Aug 15, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I live with Bacon too!
And it is delicious.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 15, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What house?
I was in AEPi
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And he was so happy to be in San Diego,
err, oh shit, I mean Las Vegas.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
www.searchingforakilismith.com
Hey check out what I wrote over at Ducks Empire
The first of the 12-pac of previews, this one on Colorado: http://ducksempire.com/profiles/blogs/12-pac-previews-colorado-buffaloes
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
To be honest, I really don’t like having to register and sign in to read an article.
Just my opinion though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
DAT's what I thot, too.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 15, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
De'Anthony Thomas though that?
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
thought*
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You get benefits for signing up
We have all sorts of meetups and stuff and give out free stuff.
Besides its well done, takes 2 seconds, then you’re good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And if I don’t, I get nothing. It’s confusing to me.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Hey we should support each other
ATQ+DE=two awesome free Oregon fansites.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Paysinger gets props for preasson performance
*Coughlin singled out several reserves who impressed him in the game, including linebacker Greg Jones and Spencer Paysinger, defensive end Ayanga Okpokowuruk and defensive backs Tyler Sash and Brian Witherspoon.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
who is Axel McQuaw
I dont know but i wanna party with that guy
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
Do you want to party...all the time?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Flagged for...
do I even need a reason now days?
GO WATCH PULP FICTION
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
If improper benefits is the focus of "10" article
That will be the worst hyperbole ever!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
So I was bored yesterday and decided to rewatch NC in its entirety for the first time..still painful to watch but football being less than three weeks away helps
What the hell was our O-line doing? Back in January I thought we just got blown off the line by a more physical D-Line, but during the game I was stunned how often the O-line flat out missed blocks. I also feel much more comfortable about the O-line going into this season because it reminded me that last years group wasn’t anything special and that we are upgrading both size and physicality
Oh Beavers
Not so perfect either:
4 OSU football players cited for MIP on Sat night. They are Will Storey, Joe Lopez, Tyler Perry, and Connor Hamlett.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Note
I think MIP is not at all significant.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think it screams "lack of institutional control".
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
They should be banned from postseason for 15 years
forced to forfeit their next 3 pac-12(14)(16) and national championships, and require them to only recruit players rated 2 stars and below!!!
Wait, nevermind… As you were…
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 15, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to go to a different psychic or get your money back
Channelling Sports by TMZ won’t do!
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS FOR A GOOD OL DOWN HOME PROGRAM LIKE toOSU!
They do it the right way up there!
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 15, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
now we know what they carry around in their lunchpails.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 15, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It lacks the creativity of their usual legal troubles
I’m disappointed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 15, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed - I smell a cover up.
I’ll bet they also boosted the Oscar Meyer Weenermobile for a joyride.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Sounds like a House of "Payne."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 15, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Since when is this guy on the Beaver's football team?
No wonder they’ve been giving such awful performances.
I see your Perry and raise you....a Lawrence
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
As disgusting as that image is
It was a really funny movie.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez, Storey, and Hamlett live at the house, where reportedly almost all of 40 people at a party were underage, resulting in 36 misdemeanor counts of hosting a party where minors received alcohol for each of the three of them, plus noise citations for the amplified sound.
Holy citations Batman! How many Fulmer Cup points does this get?
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Dang.
I think a school only they only get points for current players.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I read 3 of them are on the roster and one is a grayshirt.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
If all of those stuck (which they won't)
they would vault past Auburn. If we’re not counting greyshirt guy, at 1 point per misdemeanor charge, then 37 × 3 = 111 Fulmer cup points.
Uhhhhh
Armed robbery>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MIP&noise violations
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Axemen23 job-exile update
It appears as though I’ve gotten the gig for the 2011 football season. Therefore, unless I hear, or can convince them of, something else: I will not be posting on ATQ from September 1st 2011 until the day after the bowl game.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
What job could there be that could be considered a direct competitor to AtQ?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
http://www.buildingthedam.com/ ?
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
but they pay in lunchpails and gumption
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Axe is
Castro Masaniai’s new girlfriend? At least he won’t have to leave McDonalds!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ is a site with posts and articles about and dedicated to Oregon athletics
this is also a site where my work will be dedicated to Oregon athletics.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
www.OvercomingYourAddictionToQuack.com ?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 15, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s madness. Just pure madness.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
was thinking the same thing
unless his by-line is axemen23 what would it matter if he comments here?
I was too busy thinking DT looked like a futuristic hobo that day to remember
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t understand why you’d be barred from commenting where you like. Seems like a pretty dumb rule.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I don’t get this comparison. Maybe if you actually told us the job, it’d make more sense.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
No, but they're too busy having a career.
I doubt wherever you’re writing for is a full-time gig.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Yeah, if it’s a direct competitor to ATQ, I’m guessing they are a blog, and I wouldn’t understand why they’d care about commenting.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He's Canzano's new intern, and the clown is being petty.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I thought he was Steve Tannen’s new intern.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m the head writer, editor, subscriber manager and ad sales rep for a blog, and I post here all the time. Hasn’t hurt business a bit.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Those are also giant networks and their career writers are representatives of their broadcasting networks.
AtQ isn’t exactly trying to make a profit nor do they really have any “employees”.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You do understand that the ESPN and CBS people are paid, right?
And ATQ-ers are not.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 15, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's another blog site, yes.
It’s a start-up; that is, it’s brand new. I’ll certainly link my stuff once it’s up and running. The difference is that there’s ad revenue that doesn’t go to a mother-ship (SBNation) and instead goes to the writers. Ergo, paid writing.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Pfffttt, there’s no such thing as “paid writing”. Next you’re gonna tell me that musicians can make a living without delivering pizza!
by JonathanPDX on Aug 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The fun part is
I will become an internet equal to those great stars Takimoto, PaulSF and MattDaddy
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
That’s like comparing Carrot Top to Morgan Freeman, Edward Norton, and Tom Hanks.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I'm going to assume that I'm Morgan Freeman.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Why? Because you’re black?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Because of my grandfatherly wisdom.
And my uncontrollable need to talk to strangers about penguins.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Strangers love penguins, tho
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 16, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes truth is stranger than penguins.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 16, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You are so right, Musgrave!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Then the founders are incredibly short-sighted to limit your interactions with other Duck fans.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
You mean we don't get any more lovely commentary like this?
"When cheerleaders get on the naughty side of the law"
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Aug 15, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm...in competition with a free blog/forum?
Competition for what? Which site can earn more zero dollars than the other?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 15, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
A Gorby buck for your thoughts?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Office joke about Axemen nickels goes here
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Do tell!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
this makes less than zero sense by any rational measure
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Stop trying to convince the assman that he can post during foosball season.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Huff is fine
From Molly Blue’s Twitter:
Oregon Ducks FB practice: Josh Huff walks onto the field sans boot (which means without boot). #goducks
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
which means without boot
Damn, does she think we’re SEC fans or something?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 15, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I’m so glad she clarified. Otherwise, I would have thought she meant TWO boots.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Or from Canuckistan
What you talkin’ a’boot?
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought a “sans boot” was some new kind of shoe that Daisy would need to buy.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
As a matter of fact
I am sans boot at this very moment.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Sans boot goes with Sansabelt Pants," Polyester Mens Pants, the original comfort pants."
Probably more in benzduck’s area
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Comfort pants
Like sweat pants, are a sure sign you’ve given up.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pillz and comfort pants, does life get any better?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
I think you actually get a free pair of the pants along with the mustache.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
dress left, dress right, doesn’t matter with comfort pants.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Kind of a pain in the ass to put them on in the first place though.
What’s the point?
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Many years ago I coined a term for pajama bottoms that I need to share with you:
Housepants.
You know I (like most doctors) wore pajamas to work my entire residency, right?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 15, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You doctors, always trying to put on airs.
I guess it makes sense for formal occasions, guests, anniversaries and such.
Otherwise, no pants required.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be cooler if it was comic sans
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that is short for "Comic font style without serifs (which are the little “wings” on each capital letter)
Or Horatio Cain
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Good for Josh, but this is way more important news
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
The Ducks are outside to kick off the second week of camp. Gus Johnson is on the sideline observing.
by SeattleDucks on Aug 15, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Squee!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
WITH THE SEAM!!!!!!
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 15, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So when is the basketball schedule going to be announced?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 15, 2011 1:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sometime before November.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
REALLY?!
Thanks.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 15, 2011 1:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No problem.
They don’t call me a journalist for nothing.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
If you’re a journalist, then axemen is Grantland Rice.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 15, 2011 2:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I call you a journalist of nothing, but I'm a bit antagonistic.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You can read minds?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I can read yours. That's why I'm giving you the blank stare.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I knew you were going to write that.
But I thought minds did more of a performance art, didn’t think they wrote that stuff down.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
"Sneaking subs on outside the hashes" doen't mean eating sandwiches when you're not visiting Mary Jane.
Sneaking on a WR after a DB figures out he doesn’t have an assignment and lines up somewhere else?
This was mentioned a couple of times on ATVS. I asked for clarification. It appears to be a form of “underhanded” cheating. Btw, neither of those that mentioed this had a problem with faking injuries as a means for slowing down our Duckies.
Named AtQ resident ‘Master of the Possible Guru,’ by Famous Duck 7/19/11
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The thing is, it’s very legal. And any time the offense substitutes a player, the officials require the defense an opportunity to substitute. They just need to be quick with the substitution – not because they need to be ready and aligned for the offense, but because if they don’t when the official believes there’s been ample time for substitution, they can be called for delay of game.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That's what I thought
Football runs at the speed of the offense. I told him to watch basketball if he wants equal time for substitutions.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a lot up to the official, and the coaches’ job to help remind the officials to give enough time and be mindful of substitutions.
The officials need to give a reasonable amount of time to substitute – if the offense does any substitution.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Thought
Didn’t Larry Scott (or somebody) talk about how the Pac10 officials weren’t up to standards and that we would have new and better models of officials this year?
ssshhh....
That's what I thought
I told him to watch basketball if he wants equal time to sub.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This isn't the reply fail you're looking for
I was just trying out my new sig! Yeah, that’s the ticket……
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 15, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I looked for this but didn't see it so if it's a repeat, go on sans me:
Jeff Maehl on TV tonight prolly, Jets vs Texans at 5 pacific
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Hope he gets a good amount of PT.
Still can’t believe he wasn’t a late round pickup during the draft.
indeed but...
If he gets enough playing time and opportunity to score 1 TD that would be amazing as well :)
ssshhh....
uhm
Guess Aggies didn’t get invited to the SEC after all.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6862792&categoryid=2378529
ssshhh....
Can you clarify
what that bridge means.. in case we have SEC fans reading. They might be confused right about now.
ssshhh....
I keep looking back and this and thinking it’s a dead body. I would have offed myself too if I couldn’t get that other ugly boot off my foot.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Has anyone noticed
Our daisyduck is getting somewhat more aggressive as we get closer to FOOTBALL?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
What a woman, hubba hubba.
Daisy, not the dead one, I’m not quite that fucked up.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 18 days out
We all have to do our part. I’m going to kill one of those stupid white tigers at the Mirage with a stiletto heel this weekend. As a symbolic act, you understand.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I don't know, these guys look pretty tough.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 15, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they going to tie me down and make me listen to Cher all night?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
With Carrot Top MC’ing, yes.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 15, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not their fault, Cher lives in the speaker systems there.
Do you believe in life after love?
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Moseley Practice Update
Suited up but not in pads, nor a walking boot, (or Sans boot) was receiver Josh Huff; by the end of the day, Ricky Heimuli also was in a boot, (Snas (oppostite of sans) boot) presumably nursing the same injury that slowed him last week. There also seemed to be a couple of minor pulls and strains, typical fall camp stuff. The Ducks have changed the way they identify injured players who are to be held out of contact situations, ditching the red jerseys that used to identify them in favor of a new system. (What’s the new system? Wearing a boot?)
Snas boot? Shouldn’t it be Avec boot?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Actually
that while ‘avec’ does indeed mean ‘with’, I think the opposite of ‘sans’ is probably ‘a la’ as in ‘a la mode’.
Please note my use of ‘actually’ which means I am both condescending AND correct.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
No news here.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Maybe in real French, but we're talking butchered French English here.
So taille mon pipe, douche boot.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh… I just realized it wasn’t Moseley.
No prob.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
What happened? I missed it.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Thanx. That's our special teams man.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Good news (sorry musgrave)!
I get to comment on here after all, just not on topics on which I’m writing. So if there’s a discussion about the QB position and that’s my article for the week…you get the drift.
Also, your practice update will be up within the hour.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You're all fucking gadam idiots I tell you, fucking idiots.
“Axemen, there really shouldn’t be any problem with you posting here, DUH.”
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggaagagagagagagagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 15, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad you're sticking around
So I can taunt you when you lose in the first round of the fan ball playoffs this week,
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
you just dealt Vance Worley for some guy I've never heard of.
You’re going doooowwwwn old man!
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I make my fantasy sports living on finding the diamonds in the rough and working top prospect markets
I’ve never heard of George Costanza or whatever the fuck that guy’s name was. Are you sure you aren’t playing Seinfeld: The Game?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I will not exploit, for personal gain, my opponent’s youth and inexperience,
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
good
then there’s no way you’ll cry like a girl when I kick your ass.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m still trying to figure out how someone with four RPs on his staff can be trailing me in saves. Wins, I can understand. But saves?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Lets see
Clippard? Not a closer.
Venters? Not a closer.
Madson? Hasn’t pitched since the 10th
Feliz? Hey look, a closer!
I also have the 2nd lowest ERA and 2nd lowest WHIP in the league. Oh, and I got a save tonight. So the tally is Axemen23 1-Hepatitis A’s 0.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Lucked into a save you mean.
Meh. Unlike you, I don’t make a living playing fantasy sports. Must be nice.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
It is 11:32 on Monday night
and you’re already giving up. Have another beer and find your dangling Chip Kelly’s man!
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Who's giving up?
You’re already trailing a rank amateur.
I’m playing with house money here.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Trailing on a travel day is like dropping a kernel of corn on the floor
the rest of the cob is intact.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I will not be driving to salem on sunday
I would recommend Whole Foods or Safeway for a good quality dried cob.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Sounds like you're speaking from experience.
Oh, and also just speaking too much in general, as usual.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 16, 2011 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions
So, now we've had a full non-travel day
and you’re trailing 9-3. Shall we start sizing cobs for you?
BTW, great job picking up Luebke off waivers.. and your ability to find a diamond in the rough got you Desmond Jennings, who went 3-9 with a homer. I tremble at your expertise.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Better way?
Everyone (except AtQ) keeps talking (and making a big deal) about how many starters are returning for the various teams. I think a better gauge would be the number returning that played in their closest game the last 2 or 3 games of the season.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
somewhere Cal fans are scared. very scared.
"When you have kids like that – we call them jokers, because they can be any card in the deck for you," Kelly said. "They can be a running back. They can be a receiver. They come in all shapes and sizes. Ed Dickson was that type of kid. He was a tight end, but he was also a running back. You can use them in multiple positions."
http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/08/with_lamichael_james_and_kenjo.html
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Why isn't Jeff playing? I diverted my attention to watch stupid preseason NFL football and he isn't even playing.
I LOVE YOU JEFFREY MAEHL
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 15, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I was too busy watching the Braves rip the Giants' collective hearts out.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 15, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Maehl just did a wild celebration...
with Jean on his would be called back TD!
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Per Twitter: Biean Wilson has allowed 6 ER in 2-1/3 IP (23.14 ERA) of 2 gms vs. Braves this season, 13 ER in 51-1/3 IP (2.28 ERA) vs. everyone else
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 15, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that sucked.
You win Round 1. See you tomorrow.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
It's all because Andrew Luck is trying to take Wilson's crown of best beard in LA
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
It's a bigger city than Palo Alto or SF.
besides, more characters to judge.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
This is one of the five most non-sensical things you have ever said on this blog, for a number of reasons.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
What are the other four?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I don't want to try and search for them, it'd be more depressing than Hasselhoff.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
If you start making a list, you will suddenly realize:
This is one of the 20 billion most non-sensical things he has ever said on this blog, for a number of reasons.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Tyler Anderson, huh?
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
Unfortunately his competition for the 4th WR spot
some kid from Florida Atlantic had a great game.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Reply fail, I'm hoping.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 15, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't pay a dime for this kind of reporting.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 16, 2011 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Article on RB depth on O-live
which mentions 4 quality backs, James, Barner, DAT and Carson. No discussion at all about Lache playing a role of any kind other than a note at the bottom saying it is unclear where he fits in.
If he isn’t making progress at at RB and isn’t even able to crack the top 4 shouldn’t the coaches start looking at other positions for him? He is a 5* athlete, he as to be able to contribute somehow, right?
I just can't figure out where he fits
I feel like long term DAT and even Carson could be better (since nobody but Carson is a true power back). Slot: Huff/DAT/Sumler seem to be getting all the reps there. Maybe DB?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I really doubt he will ever play DB.
He never saw the defensive side of the ball in high school. I’m sure he will see the field somewhere at a certain point, but it is starting to appear that he may not develop into a starter-caliber runningback. Hopefully he turns into a special teams stud.
LMJ is definitely gone after this season, so I imagine that once KJB is the eldest runningback that position will become much more of a carousel of fast-ass backs. KJB, DAT, TC, and Lache will be a nasty rotation.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Where else would he play? Not at receiver, and he wouldn’t crack the defense. If he doesn’t make it at RB, he won’t make it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He also didn’t have great hands coming out of high school, though the guy did have some good jumps.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Yeah, didn’t they also pull him from the punt return rotation?
I just don’t see him playing anywhere but RB.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
The other thing is… we might not need him this year. But there are still two more years and I don’t expect to get another DAT any time soon.
With how often we have 2 back sets, it really wouldn’t shock me to see Seastrunk on the field, even at a “low” spot on the depth chart.
I could see Tra Carson being #3, and Seastrunk being #3a.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Also, we ran a lot of 2 back sets, but it was when both James and Barner had some breath. We just didn’t have depth to run those formations anytime. I think we’ll find us running 2 back sets even more now, and it could be middle of the 2nd quarter while James and/or Barner are taking a breather.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Anyone know if we list anyone to a MLB contract today?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Aug 15, 2011 9:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You mean this?
Tyler Anderson officially signs with the Rockies for a cool 1.4 MILLION dollars.
Yeah, fuck school. This is more fun.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Addicted To Quack
Related FanShots on Addicted To Quack
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
FanShots
Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.
Recent FanShots
