Quack Fix: Kelly calls Oregon's practice crisp, Greatwood mixes up the offensive line
by jtlight on Aug 18, 2011 7:54 AM PDT
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Print16 days to football, and Darron Thomas is still a terrible leader. If only he had the support of his team.
- The Ducks had their first closed practice of the spring yesterday. It was held in Autzen Stadium, and Chip Kelly came away pleased (video after the jump). While there aren't a lot of details, Kelly called the practice "crisp" and said the Ducks haven't had any setbacks this fall.
- Moseley has an update on the health front. Ricky Heimuli was not in the boot as he left the stadium, and Josh Huff was not in pads. Blake Cantu, who is rumored to have retired from the team due to constant injury problems, was not suited up at all.
- Moseley's piece today is on the offensive line. Steve Greatwood has been giving a lot of players a lot of different looks at various positions. While this may sacrifice some continuity, he's getting guys experience all over the place, something that could prove invaluable during the season. But stories like this are getting me more comfortable with the offensive line. They have an early test, but I think they'll be up for it.
- Ken Goe's piece today is on the young corners that are battling to replace Cliff Harris in the opener against LSU. Terrance Mitchell, Troy Hill, and Scott Grady are all very talented, and all bring a little something different to the table. While one may earn the "starting" spot, it probably won't matter much as all three rotate frequently with Anthony Gildon.
- The Oregonian has a feature on Oregon target Brett Bafaro. The fifth ranked player out of the state this year, he has an Oregon offer, but is still holding off on committing to any school.
- Got your tickets to Oregon/LSU? I hope so, because they're the most expensive tickets of the year so far.
After the jump, we have Chip Kelly talking about yesterday's practice, and a video feature on Kenjon Barner. GO DUCKS!
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Good quack
Too bad for Cantu though :(
Never fun to see a player have to retire this early.
ssshhh....
Is there a chance they could be mixing offensive linemen around because they are working on situational players?
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by jcgoducks on Aug 18, 2011 8:21 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
They always do that...
Greatwood has always had guys rotate on the line. What is interesting though is Benyard getting reps at guard. He is a massive guard for our scheme. Makes me wonder if they are tweaking the scheme.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Classic O-live Comment after the article about Bafaro
brought to you by kithogan:
Has he graduated high school yet? Whatever happened to having kids graduate BEFORE they’re recruited?
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 18, 2011 8:22 AM PDT reply actions
Err...does he mean elementary school "graduation?"
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
ummm.... what?
Between high school graduation and college beginning is like three months. That’s nowhere near enough time for a highly-recruited kid to make up his mind between 20+ offers.
What a doofus. O-live fail.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
From Wikipedia , note that this only applies in the last two minutes of each half.
Offensive penalties that require clock and play stoppages include a ten second runoff from the game clock in addition to the usual penalty. The game clock starts running again after the ball is set. The game clock runoff can be nullified if the team uses a time-out. The half automatically ends if the infraction occurs with less than ten seconds remaining and the violating team has no time-outs to use.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
If I’m not mistaken, this is the same as the NFL rule. Makes sense. Can’t have a penalty be beneficial to you.
by SeattleDucks on Aug 18, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Cause of this
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Still mad about this
Cost me my bowl pickem
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
So… if we had too many men on the field in the ’07 Civil War, we could have had more time to properly lineup and kick a field goal instead of a rushed effort.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Thanks for re-introducing that little piece of brilliance to my memory.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
My first game attended as a student was ’06 Arizona; the ’07 Civil War was my second, and ’08 Boise State was my third. Needless to say, things did not start off well for me at Oregon, football-watching-wise.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think you should be able to watch anymore Oregon football.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t finish the story, though. The next game was ’09 Cal.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm still dubious on these trips we take to California, though.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
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by AllSaintsDay on Aug 18, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife says I’m not allowed to go on those trips anymore. Normally, I viscerally rebel against anything she says I’m not “allowed” to do, but on this… I’ve gotta agree with her.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been an even worse influence I'm afraid.
Not more prolific, but more meaningful. Here’s the thing:
I wore the same shirt to the NCG that I did to the Rose Bowl the year before.
Yes, it’s quite possibly my fault. I went to confession in February about this and said 36 Hail Marys, so God has forgiven me, but I’m sure AtQ is not going to be so understanding.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I hope you didn't give it to Goodwill or anything.
Otherwise some unwitting fool might pick it up and comtinue the jinx. You can either burn the shirt, or stash it in a locked box in the garage or a closet like the Ark of the Covenant. There are no other options.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Oh no
I still have it – because I had the exact same thought. I sometimes feel like it is casting it’s evil pall throughout our house, but I’m still keeping it. I strongly considered burning it but was afraid that the anti-Duck demon possessing it might loose it’s revenge in some horrific way (visions of blown ACLs, losses to UW) so I’m keeping it under wraps.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Did you try leaving it in the garage or the garden shed?
Gets the demons out of the house without incurring too much wrath.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 18, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard it's a great place to play videogames with zombified friends
/ShawnoftheDeadreference
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you wash it between games? Because that might have been a factor.
Never mind. You’re a chick. Of course you washed it.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Well the weird thing is
that not only did I wash it, I also wore it to the UCLA game. So I do not understand it’s evil ways, but it is clearly PURE EVIL nonetheless.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Well that explains it. In wearing it to the UCLA game, its evilness looked for the only other evil to garner more power from… Neweasel. It strengthened itself with the Slick Rick evil to lay in wait for the time to unleash on the Ducks like a fake punt when you’re already losing.
I blame you Daisy. I blame you.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I don't blame you.
To make sure this never happens again, I am going to consult you on every detail of my gameday wardrobe from now on. This include accessories as I’ve often worried a certain pair of my Duck earrings do not have the Duck’s best interests in mind. (I also never know if I should wear my green or yellow scrunchie with my black Oregon shirt.)
So you have all the necessary information, I will explain the detailed history of each piece of clothing and will expect you to clear them for me (in a timely manner of course – I don’t want to be stressing about my wardrobe on gameday) including whether or not you suspect that any part of my ensemble will make my butt look fat.
Agreed?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on daisy, don't be silly.
You and I both know the yellow scrunchie is the right choice with the black shirt.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Let's just make this easy. Wear a onesie.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
WEAR THE SAME THING TO EVERY GAME??
Are you really married?? Or a Duck fan??
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Matt, I would like to be a consultant on this.
I’ve got some really, really good clothing ideas for D-Day.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not dressing from The Duck Store for Hookers even for you Musgrave.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
He was probably thinking more along the lines of camping gear.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a duck store for hookers?
Two of my very favorite things in life, rolled into one.
I’ll take the Dirty Amanda, please.
Sincerely,
Creepo
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel a new weekly post coming
WHAT SHOULD DAISY WEAR THIS WEEK?
Great idea Musgrave. Thanks for the help. You always contribute so much to the blog.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
IFFY
What happensifwhen everyone votes for "Green and yellow pasties"?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks man.
You should consider contributing yourself one of these days.
Start with my case of beer.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Between my wardrobe
and CaDuck’s profile pic we’re sure to go 14-0. Not that we’re superstitious or anything.
Ya’ll have a good weekend and wish me luck – I’m off to Vegas! Woo hoo!
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Good luck, smoke 'em all.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A WITCH!!!! BUURRRRN HER!!!!
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We shall use our larger scales!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Dueling Holy Grail subthreads!
NERDGASM!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Some call me…. Tim?
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HELP!! HELP!!
He’s oppressing me!
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Eye don wanna talk to you no more you emptee headed animal food trough water!
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I fart in your general direction
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Come see the violence inherit in the system!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 19, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That jersey I won back in 2009?
Yeah, it’s been to a bunch of football and basketball games, home and away. It’s only lost two….Rose Bowl and BCSNCG
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
You didn't attend enough games.
Think how different things might have been if you’d been a more devoted fan.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Just to prove your point — in ’09, after Cal, I went to every home game — WSU, USC, ASU, and Little Brother, all victories of course. In ’10, I was at every game save Arizona.
The two away games I’ve attended, however, were ’09 Stanford and ’10 Cal (both attended as well by AllSaintsDay, and were what he referenced above). The first was a loss, and the second was a win, but a rather harrowing win at that.
Oh, and for those paying attention to the breadth of time span and who know I’m still here, I’m not on the Van Wilder plan; I’m a grad student. (Who is possibly on the Van Wilder plan.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rest easy
It is not you. All losses in the CK era have been attended by my Autzen seat neighbors Joe and Matt (names changed to protect the guilty) – which happen to be the only away games they have attended together.
They laugh when I tell them they are banned from traveling to away games together. I do not.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Cantu's Oregon career a cautionary tale in the recruiting hype
He tore the labrum in the third week of summer workouts in 2008, getting tangled up with a safety. It was never completely right after that. He greyshirted that year, enrolled Winter Term of 2009. He shined in Spring Practice, nabbing three balls for 111 yards in the 2009 Spring Game. One of Oregon’s first recruits from Texas along with LaMichael James and Darron Thomas, the future looked bright. The recruiting websites listed him with 4.48 speed in the 40, good size at 6-0, 190, getting picked for the UnderArmour All-American Game his senior year…
I wouldn't cal it a cautionary tale
I think that it’s an unfortunate tale that says that life is not fair. That the most talented are not immune to hardships and that we need to be thankful for the gifts that we have while we have them. It won’t be long before we’re all benzduck looking back on the “golden age” of Oregon football. It won’t be long before we’re the old codgers complaining about how the game has changed, how the kickoffs aren’t the same as they were, how they’ve ruined the game in many ways. Cantu was and still is an immensely talented person, 99 out of 100 members of this blog can only dream of having been given the opportunity that he has been given.
Football is a harsh and unforgiving sport, everyone gets hurt. Cantu got the wrong end of the stick, he’s not let us down in any way. He gave a lot to Oregon including his body and health. He did what he was supposed to, he competed and got hurt because of it. If anything this is a cautionary tale on life. Be thankful for what you’ve got and don’t let it go to waste. It could be gone tomorrow.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 18, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uh, I think it’ll be at least 53 years for me, age-wise.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You're already in your 80's? You look great!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I bet.
Do you remember where you were when Garfield was shot?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Odie dropped the warm fudgy..
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 18, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I know his great-grandson.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Too bad about Cantu
I had been wondering why it appeared that he was so far down the depth chart, when it had seemed like he had so much potential. I guess I have my answer now.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Is there official word on Cantu?
I know we were speculating it was him yesterday, but I haven’t seen him named anywhere else? Did I just miss it?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
To me the cautionary part is not for Cantu but for the recruitniks and fans who obsess over 17 and 18-year-olds and assign guys who come in as the next Barry Sanders. Don’t get me wrong, I love recruiting news and the battle to land players, especially for the way it fills the football off season. But sometimes as fans we get enamored with the new guys and the potential of a four-star this or a five-star that. The Ducks are bringing some great prospects at receiver, for example, some of whom will have brilliant careers, but their most solid option at the third spot right now may be hardworking 2-star walk-on Justin Hoffman.
Just a heads up, please use the reply button. It really helps streamline the conversation on the site. Thanks!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
No worries, if you’re not used to it, it’s easy to miss.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Watch out HRD, looks like we're cleaning things up around here.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 18, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I am often tempted to reply fail on purpose for old times' sake.
But I can’t live a lie.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
There isn’t an official word yet as far as I know. Nothing on Moseley, nothing on DSN or here. I thought my story was relevant either way, that he’s been plagued by setbacks and his promising football career has stalled. Whether it’s officially over or not, that’s the place he’s in, and it points to something interesting and compelling about college football, hopefully a piece of the other side of the story we don’t often see. At least that was what I was going for—it could be my writing career has a torn labrum also.
Here's Rob
Ducks are in jerseys and helmets for today’s first practice. Heimuli is full-go, Huff seems limited still, I don’t see Cantu.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Tangential Quack
The iconic Oregon Nike “swoosh” logo turned 40 this summer, and there’s an interesting article about its inception. You can see some early (and hideous) attempts at coming up with the logo, which is pretty cool.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
Obligatory
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gus Johnson talks to Oregon FB program
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 18, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Jules Winfield!
I wonder if his wallet says “BAD MUTHA FUCKA” ?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
played for Idaho as I recall.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 18, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
actually started @ College of Idaho which is, I believe, the progenitor of fbsu.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 18, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty Bad ass
Athletic center.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 18, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Great speech by Gus
Also, check out the arm on Mariota at 1:46! Dayum!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, guys, this just in:
Deep down Thomas is a Tiger at heart. He wants to prove he is not an athlete but a qb and is bitter about his recruitment. He is going to try and prove that he is a qb against LSU but in reality he is still only an athlete. This will be Oregon’s undoing.
/lsu’d
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Please tell me someone actually said that… PLEASE.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Honestly I think thomas is going to try and do to much and thats gonna be the difference maker….
…I still think he has some bitterness towards miles and LSU and he is going to try and show miles that he is a QB and not just an ATL…This could be the game changer for either side..good or bad.. Hes still a tiger fan deep down
This has been written by several posters but this is the most recent. Yep, it’s an LSU meme.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
He's going to be more than an Atlanta?
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 18, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooo, this could be fun!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Miles already knows.
Just in denial grumble grumble Jefferson.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's just the Humanoids that are in denial.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 18, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Larry Scott is just plain awesome. Speaking about Paul Dee and the Miami situation
“If allegations prove true, the words irony and hypocrisy don’t seem to go far enough”
BOOM.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Slightly OT
But theoretical but likely meaningless NBA pre-season schedule has the Blazers playing a game at Matt Court: http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/trail_blazers_announce_201112_2011_08_18.html
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oregon Linebackers
I didn’t see these posted anywhere else after searching, so forgive me if they have been posted already:
Casey Matthews Gets Good Reviews – He didn’t play much, and he did get somewhat “burned” on one play, so some people were saying immediately after the game that he didn’t play well. In going back and reviewing the game, that sentiment seems to have changed.
So far Matthews hasn’t looked out of place. He has been good in camp and he was good again in limited snaps on Thursday. It appeared Matthews might have been fooled on a Joe Flacco to Ray Rice screen pass that gained 23 yards on the opening drive, but it was his tight coverage on the tight end that forced Flacco to hold the ball and allowed Trent Cole to record his first sack later in the first quarter.
Spencer Paysinger is practicing with the 1’s – he seems to be impressing and, while he’s only with the 1’s because of an injury to the starter, it looks like he might be getting some playing time this year. Not bad for a kid who, if I recall correctly, was originally recruited as a WR and converted to LB!
“He’s been all around,” Coughlin said. “He’s been very good in special teams, he’s been good with his coverage opportunities, he’s been athletic in his movement and in his drills.”
Along with Blount, who has been anointed the starting RB in Tampa, and Ed Dickson, who could start at TE after the Ravens lost Todd Heap, it looks like we’ll start seeing a decent level of success in the NFL for former Ducks. Now if we can just get DD to a team where he can get a shot at starting, and get Washington to give Kellen a shot over Sexy Rexy Grossman and John Beck…
Note: if you’ve never read Sexy Rexy Grossman, you must click the link! Sample:
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That Grossman bit kills me.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why
but I love it when Mom mocks MCD. Always makes me smile, like “HAHA I’m not the one in trouble!”
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Aug 18, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Miami
there’s a lot of handwringing about “oh, we can’t have the death penalty again” and “well you can’t take them off TV because that hurts the other teams”.
Wouldn’t the NCAA have the authority to relegate Miami to a lower NCAA division? They could still play football all they wanted, only it would be with the Appalachian States of the world (or lower), with the corresponding scholarship limits, etc..
I never hear this suggested as an option so there’s probably an obvious reason it wouldn’t work. But I can’t figure out what it would be. Stick them in FCS or D-2 for five years or so. That’ll humble ’em. When was the last time Delaware had a rogue booster?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
No
That would never happen. I dunno if they have the authority but its something that has never been done before.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Well of course it hasn't.
And nothing EVER happens that hasn’t happened before. Right?
So my question to you is: Why couldn’t it happen?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
If the NCAA doesn't have the authority to do so
There would be an unholy legal war over it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It’s never been done before, but I don’t know how many times this whole Miami thing has happened either.
Here’s the thing: The bar has been set with USC. If Miami walks away with only 10 times the punishment, they are getting off light.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
The Miami thing is going to take YEARS to figure out. Too many people, too many allegations. We’re looking at least 2014 before they experience any ramifications.
USC’s punishment will be a blip in the rearview mirror at that point.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I don’t buy the “it hurts the other schools” argument. Yes it may, but so what. That would only put more pressure on teams to be good citizens of their conference. Tough. You F up enough and your conference will kick you out. If that is what it takes so be it.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I don’t buy the "it hurts the other schools" argument. Yes it may, but so what.
I’m confused by this.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It may hurt the other schools.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I think what Shu is saying is that by saying:
I don’t buy the "it hurts the other schools" argument.
you are saying you don’t buy the argument. As if the argument is invalid. But then by saying:
Yes it may, but so what.
you are saying that you recognize that the other schools do, in fact, get hurt. I could be wrong, but that’s what I got out of it.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes to the latter. I’m not disagreeing that the other schools are impacted, i just don’t accept the fact that they would be impacted as an excuse not to punish a particular school.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I knew what you meant. I think Shu was just giving you a hard time for how you said it.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
See, I never just did things just to do them, c’mon I mean, what I’m gonna do just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. …Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose the fact that it may "hurt other schools" shouldn't mitigate their punishment.
That’s what I take from his post, anyway.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Better idea
Let’s go full Euro, relegation and promotion, Washington would have been relegated after going 0-12 a few years back.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Man, rivalry games would get so effed with that.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 18, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rivalry games eat turkey on thanksgiving.
I think. Something like that.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
But who would be so fun to beat up on when UW and OSU both get relegated?
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 18, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I would laugh every day UW was relegated.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I live the grimace [sic] life.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
One problem with this.
If you relegate, someone else gets moved up a notch.
Who would have replaced UW?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
If you had a choice, purely in football interest, would you rather have UW or fBSU in your conference?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
So you enjoy playing against UW?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I enjoy beating UW.
fBSU doesn’t matter enough to make beating them fun anyway (my revisionist history says we only lost to them cause winning would have been boring and cliche.)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So you just can't wait...
for Happy I Hate Washington Day?
I can’t either! I’m so glad we agree on this!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You have enjoyment without being happy?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It’s “I HATE WASHINGTON DAY”. Period.
I can be happy about that fact without including it as a declarative. If you can’t, that’s fine. YMMV.
Now, if you wanted to say “Happy Washington Sucks Day” I could definitely go with this.
I have no idea why this matters to me or anyone else, by the way. Washington sucks. Hate Washington. There. Happy?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I'm always happy, Benz!
Even on Happy I Hate Washington Day. Period.
Or whatever we’re calling it now.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You Make Me Viral?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yodeling Makes Musgrave Vicarious?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe
I see where you’re going with this, and I like it.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Aug 18, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like all of it... that's why it's HAPPY I Hate Lossington Day
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Good! Good for you!
While you’re out there yucking it up, I will be working on festering rage and anger as appropriate for this series.
I guess it’s an age thing.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I'm doing that right now in NCAA 12
Twelve teams in each of the 6 BCS conferences, 8-ish teams in each small conference. Non-AQ champ moves up, last place in the BCS moves down. The relegations are set up in groups of four, with the Pac-12, Big XII, WAC, and MWC swapping teams in alternating years, along with the B1G Ten, Big East, MAC, and the independents, and the SEC, ACC, Sun Belt, and Conference USA. Right now I’m in season four, and USC is 1-1 in WAC conference play. Also, due to the coaching carousel, Mack Brown is the offensive coordinator at UCLA. I love this alternate universe.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Easy with the App State reference
THAT’S MY ALMA MATER!
by RaleighDuck on Aug 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And a fine FCS football program too. Miami would make a fine FCS football program.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Irritable Apple Whacked The Pear
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
LIttle gem from Sports by TMZ
Question: Do you think ESPN soft-pedaling Oregon scandal b/c of Nike? Not sure, wondering what you think. (serious)
My parents believed in me.
Or, soft-pedaling because there really isn't "anything to see here."
Not on the magnitude of the continuing revelations at tOSU and the H-Bomb that just went off in Coral Gables.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well sure, but...
that’s not how you become a professional pot-stirrer! You have to throw out accusations of things that could never be proven or dis-proven. But you have to do it in the form of a question, or say a “confidential source” told you so that when someone calls you out for making a baseless accusation, you can hide behind the semantics and say, “I never said ESPN is doing that, I just asked the question because it’s my job” or “I never said ESPN is doing that, I quoted a confidential source – in other words, I’m just doing my job.”
It’s all part science, part art really.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure your questions are:
Open-ended.
Ambiguous.
Rhetorical.
Vague.
And most of all:
Have no easy answer, but answer them yourself with a cheap sound bite, filled with righteous indignation.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 18, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And when you answer them, pepper your answer with “profound” one-sentence paragraphs.
Because they have more impact that way.
They make you sound more edgy and important.
And they will drive your readers to the brink of insanity, making them more likely to agree with your lunacy-ridden drivel.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 18, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But most importantly
be sure that you end your column with a single sentence paragraph that ties in with your opening statement.
My parents believed in me.
Also, it's best if it's dripping with judgment and self-righteousness.
DRIPPING with it.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 18, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SCANDAL!!!!
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
And maybe the cops were easy on Cliffy b/c Nike. Not sure, wondering what you think (well not so serious)
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Headasplode.jpg
I just noticed that Schroeder was on the Clown’s show yesterday to discuss agree with each other that Darron Thomas is a bad leader. I refuse to click the link and I refuse to listen to 750thegame between the hours of 3:00-7:00 any longer (I hate commercials, but I just listen to the commercials on 1080thefan instead of listening to that show for even 2 minutes). Did anyone listen to it and survive with their head asploding?
I haven’t given my 2 cents on the whole Darron Thomas leadership thing but the more I think about that concept, the more it cracks me up. When I was 19 years old I was in the Marines. I remember to this day that I got meritoriously promoted to Corporal on a Friday in late 1997. To celebrate, a bunch of us went to Tijuana (so I could GASP, do some underage drinking). My friend had just gotten a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spider, and we drove well over 100 mph the entire drive down…the very DAY that I received a meritorious promotion to a leadership position in the United States Marine Corps, and almost 3 months to the day that I was awarded the Non-Commissioned Officer of the quarter award for our Battalion of over 2000 Marines. I promise you, my leadership abilities were not in question despite the underage drinking or the speeding.
If either of these writers honestly believes that there’s one player on that team who, the next time DT tells them to suck it up and finish strong at the end of an exhausting practice, is going to look at DT and think “pffft, who are you to tell me to suck it up when you didn’t force Cliff to slow down in that car”, I’m going to have to seriously question their intelligence. I’m hoping that they are just being their normal drama queen selves, because it’s seriously just so far out of the question it’s laughable.
Are DT and Cliff guilty of poor decision making? Absolutely. Is Chip fine with DT being there for all 3 things? Of course not. But to say that DT has somehow suddenly lost his ability to command the huddle or be a leader on or off the field is just ridiculous. I’m sure Johnny and Georgey live their life by the “you can’t say anything to me about ANYTHING I do wrong unless you are perfect yourself” mantra, but based on what I’ve seen and heard from Chip, fortunately the Ducks football team does not.
I used to always just assume these guys were stirring the pot. But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they just aren’t as smart as I give them credit for. I’m sure they believe they are making the right decisions though.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 18, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 21 recs
I would be interested
in what way they would think your story is different than the Cliff/DT thing. Because I guarantee they would, but it’s hard to say which road of idiocy they would march down (arm in arm of course).
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I DID MY BEST, BOSS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
That was really one of the worst interviews I’ve ever heard. I was bitching about it to Shufelt earlier, and was gonna keep quiet. But no longer!
I get Canzano’s schtick, but he’s not a moron. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Schroeder is just straight up failing at life. He can’t write anything interesting, he can’t string together coherent thoughts. I really don’t know what the point of him writing is. He’s a columnist, but I don’t know one person that actually cares what his opinion is.
Also, just again, this is how ridiculous George Schroeder is. He keeps advocating that Darron should have been the one driving, even though as far as we can tell, Darron does not have a license.
Schroeder has turned in forgettable column after forgettable column since he’s been at the Register Guard. I honestly don’t understand why they keep him around.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 18, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
why doesn't Darron have a license?
I am not informed like everyone else and I tend to miss details.
I thought his mom bought him a car after the last incident and told him to stay the hell out of other players cars.
So at one point he must have had a license, just don’t know why so I am asking.
ssshhh....
Not a clue, but when they asked who in the car had a license, Darron did not speak up.
He was either intoxicated himself, or didn’t have a license. Either way, probably a good idea for him that he didn’t drive.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He might have gotten a car, but that doesn't mean he has a license.
Some people go a long time without one.
I don’t think I even had a license when I was his age. I can’t remember.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
ok
Well sounds a little strange for your parents to buy you a car if you dont have the means to drive it.
Either way… last year we had scandals and turned out pretty good. I guess this years scandals trump them and could be the deciding factor if we win the natty or not :)
ssshhh....
I currently have two cars that have been given to my two 16 year old girls. Neither has a licence yet.
A third car given to my oldest daughter is still at home because she can not afford insurance.
A forth small truck is still home that was given to my oldest son who didn’t want it because it wasn’t cool enough.
We pick up decent cars for a good price when we can to give the kids a start. If they are looking for a job, they get insurance and some gas money. If they don’t follow through, the car comes back until they get their act together.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Obviously it's because I'm not old enough to be covered under their dental plan
god knows there’s no other reason they keep turning me down.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Welcome back MCD
Well said.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
P.S.
I did listen to it and it was about 30 minutes of columnist circle jerk with comments like “I see you wrote in your column…” “Oh yes, I did, and I see you wrote in your column…” “Why thank you…”
They’re biggest gripe was not with DT being in the car, but that Kelly would stand up for DT as a leader of the team. JC actually said a couple of times he didn’t care about the pot, or the driving fast. They pretty much wanted to rail on Kelly while they conveniently slid DT under their “he’s not a leader” bus.
You are correct though, their goal is to manipulate and drive the conversation. There’s a reason JC doesn’t write about OSU right now. A) they’re not very good and very few people would care B) Duck fans would laugh and point and say see OSU fans he’s not interested in the truth just what sells and C) the longer, harder and more often he hammers the Ducks the happier the whelp and baver fans get and push even more readership his way.
Their accomplishing their goal of driving the conversation. As stupid as their points are, as out of touch as they are with facts and truth, writing something as simple, poignant, and relevant as what you just did does not bring them any closer to what they want. Unfortunately, it’s a sad commentary on the world of sports journalism.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'm with you 99.99999%
What C*nz*no and Schro*d*r do is not journalism. It’s commentary.
Charles Robinson does sports journalism. Hell, Moseley does sports journalism, in the sense that he gets stories by investigating, interviewing, and you know, reporting something.
But those two columnists contribute absolutely nothing to the discussion except their own discussion. Which is why I don’t waste my time with them and heavily discount the opinion of anyone who does.
See? I can be a righteous dick too!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
SUPER FANTASTIC ULTRA REC TIME
"Pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing, and we don’t feel pressure because we know what we’re doing." – Chip Kelly
Don't look now but...
hell, look anyway at the latest Fulmer Cup standings. Little Brother is catching up with us! Not that you’d notice based on stupid commentators around here…
I can't even remember how we got all of our 14
Kiko and Cliff didn’t get them all on their own? What fabulous piece of offseason dumbassery am I forgetting?
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Prince Tyson Coleman von Lake Oswego had an unopened Four Loko
Eugene’s finest had to ride bikes to catch up with him!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not only that
But potentially they could be ruled FC champions!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Today, my dentist had the audacity to insult the U of O for having a Duck as a mascot and then he proceeded to bash our uniforms.
HATERS GONNA HATE YO
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
They have dentists in Tennessee now?
by JonathanPDX on Aug 18, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
He's just mad because you hav e a mouth full of teeth
He’s probably only used to examining a tooth.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Was his dental drill deep fried?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 18, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's a rec!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking creamsicles.
And creamsicles are disgusting.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
See, I was going to make this joke somehow in my original comment, but I thought "Nah, maybe they just won’t
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
make the connection."
Was supposed to be a reply to JPDX or DUD. Would work either way.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But you gave us a reply fail
So all is forgiven.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sick of this 'offseason' shit.
Every day you get up and go work and wash clothes and buy gasoline and talk to people and it’s all bullshit. Then you look up at the calendar on the wall and say “Well, it’s not all bad, I may hate everyone around me but at least on Saturday there’s some motherfucking football and if I can just make it through the next hour without garroting someone with a guitar string I’ll go jump in a game prediction thread, shuffle through my green and yellow attire and get ready for game day even if it’s only Monday.”
I miss football. Will somebody make it start soon?
I will! Give me a couple weeks, tho.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
HoldenCaulfieldPDX?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How many times a month do you play Gimme One Reason? Pride and Joy? Mustang Sally? How many nights do you spend 4 hours on stage, with the high point being an impromptu rendition of Hit Me With Your Best Shot? It wears on you man, it wears on you worse than a 4-hour dose of HRD Pillz.
I’ve seen things man, things no man should ever see. Things I can’t repeat. Have you ever seen a two-handed tapping solo (played in a minor key, of course) over the top of Angel from Montgomery? Have you ever played a 22 minute version of Purple Haze? Have you ever been asked to take a bass solo in Got My Mojo Working, the only song that’s actually fun to play with just two notes?
I just want to see Jordan Jefferson throw a couple of interceptions. I want to see a Fuskie QB sacked by a defensive end with an O on his helmet. I need to see DT fake the handoff and drop the ball right into Tuinei’s hands while the defensive back is swiveling his hips to chase after a guy who doesn’t even have the ball. Is that really too much to ask?
by JonathanPDX on Aug 18, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I get one more request for “That drum part from In The Air Tonight” I’m going to shoot lazer bolts out of my eyes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Do people actually want to hear that song?!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I’ve heard many people come up to the drummer on break and ask for it. At least for the drum solo. I really need to find a new line of work.
/tearsineyes
/notsureifpridejoyorsadness
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Per Moseley,
Patterson and Alonso with the ones, Cassell (WIL) and Hardrick (MIKE) with the two. The offense is dominating competition day. My head is spinning. Is our defense sucking? Is our offense good? Where Stuckey? There is probably nothing to see here with all the shuffling.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Nothing to see here but a shovelful of
PANIC!!! OUR DEFENSE IS ATROCIOUS!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If only we had listened! IF ONLY WE HAD LISTENED TO THE MAN WITH A BOWLING BALL FOREHEAD AND A HEART OF LIQUID NITROGEN!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the soul of Gary Busey. Don’t forget that.
That’s right. John Canzano has the soul of Gary Busey.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 18, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's got these guys running around in his head.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 18, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Via @eDuckCCourtney, THANK GOD!
Defensive line doing a decent job bottling up the running game in 11-on right now…with the except of a long Seastrunk run, UP THE MIDDLE.
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 18, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god
we have no offense OH MY GOD WE HAVE NO RUN GAME WE ARE SO SCREWED PANIC!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
In all srsness,
explosive plays have long been our bread and butter. If Lache can replicate that, he’ll fit in very well.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SCANDALOUS
@DuckFootball Darron Thomas said he was asleep when Cliff Harris was pulled over in June, and that Harris wasn’t driving when he fell asleep.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
LIAR
He was soooo stoned that he didn’t know who the fuck was driving. He thought it was Elmo for the longest time.
ssshhh....
Oh, no, good.
Let’s keep this story alive.
(Not you, that’s really on Rob. And I get what he’s doing — that may exonerate Darron to some who were dumb enough to have thought he required exoneration in the first place. But still.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 18, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm impressed
How relaxed do you have to be to be able to sleep in a car going 118?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
And not to wake up when drivers change while going 118.
That’s impressive that they managed to keep the car on the interstate.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt they changed drivers while going 118
It only says DT was asleep before CH got behind the wheel. I don’t know how sound of a sleeper DT is, but isn’t inconceivable that they stopped along the someplace.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
in a Nissan
nontheless!
Hey dont get me wrong, they are pretty good cars, but the Altima isn’t built for a smooth ride at 118 :)
I know the difference! I did 110 down one stright stretch on HWY 20 in an altima and I have done 160 in an Audi RS4 on a highway in Sweden and there is a HUGE difference :)
ssshhh....
You're Swedish, aren't you?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, in that case, Gå Ankor.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I"ve changed drivers in a car going 75 down I-5 north of Medford.
But that was a ’65 Impala with a bench seat and console shift. Nothing to impede the swift transfer of control but a floor hump.
I have a hard time crawling over a modern center console in a stationary vehicle.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I can remember driving to the '95 Rose Bowl in my 1981 Honda Civic wagon
Drove in shifts with no stopping. I was asleep in the back when I woke up to the car shuddering. My buddy had gotten it up to 110 on a long downhill stretch of I-5. I would’ve been mad at him if I didn’t find it so impressive that the car would actually go that fast without exploding.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
14 year old Honda Civic wagon on a 2000 mile road trip. What kind of Dr are you?
Are you a … wait for it …. wait for it … a quack?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
More likely one who hadn’t finished paying off his med school bills quite yet.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Most likely one who was still a junior at UO.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 19, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok. you were a quack before you were a Dr
A 14 year old car is about right for a junior that is not on a football team.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
I did think about buying the AtQ shirt that has QUACK on the front
and wearing it to work.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 19, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
A good leader never sleeps.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I can see it now.
@JohnCanzanoBFT Did Washington sleep while his crewmen paddled across the Delaware to attack the Hessian forces? NO! Good leaders don’t sleep! Darron Thomas is not a good leader.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Gå Ankor för fan!
Brinn hundjävlar brinn!
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 18, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well, Google Translate told me that you said:
Go Ducks to hell!
Burning dog shit on fire!
Well, I like the sound of half of it.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Verified.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Den skallige Inför Sanningen kan suga bollar av tränare!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 18, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nej tack
Jag har redan ätit lite kaffe bröd och seg fisk. Men lampan skulle se bra ut på mitt huvud.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Bra poäng! Jag gillar också pannkakor på mina fotleder!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
A Møøse once bit my sister …
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 18, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Swedish Chef
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there still Moose around? Don’t hear much about the Grange or Eagles anymore either.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Social/fraternal clubs were a 20th century thing. It used to be fine to go out and party and get liquored up and drive home from the [insert animal name] lodge. Now, not so much.
They’re still around, but the demographic is really aging. You don’t see many young freemasons these days. And the Shriners were all old when I was young.
Granges were a little different, rural support organizations. I think they’re still around but again, declining membership wouldn’t surprise me.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
We still have Elks in the Gorge. Portland has them too if I'm not mistaken.
And I know Dufur has a grange hall, not sure if it’s active.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 19, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve played a show at an elks lodge.
It was weird.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Anybody still go drankin' at the Vets' Club on Willamette in Eugene?
We used to love that joint, shitty-but-strong $2 well drinks all night.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 19, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never been, but I definitely hear of others (all undergrads, I think) going.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 19, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That brings back some memories...
The house band was a bunch of old guys playing on a stage in front of gold tinsel and christmas lights…..wish i could remember their name.
They would only serve you two long islands….
My parents believed in me.
That guy could sure play the drums
The next to last place I ever drank. Max’s was the last. January 22, 1983.
I went to jail later that night, got put in the pickle suit.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 19, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You are from my era, young man.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 19, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Elks are still around New Orleans; they’re big enough to throw a few truck parades.
Fan of the cheese on the nachos, the Oreo of Explosion, Cool Brees, CP3, the J-Hey Kid, Pizza, and the real Matty Ice.
"ESPN - the worldwide leader in kissing Phillie ass" ~ kimrob1
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 19, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
I have to translate all of these word by word for you gyus!
Dont know if you put it in like it came out but here is what I actually said:
Go Ducks god damnit!
Burn damn dogs burn!
ssshhh....
I don't need to read it
I already know what it says:
Chip Kelly has lost control of his program.
Darron Thomas is a terrible leader.
LaMichael James should be suspended for choking Byron Hout.
Oregon’s D line is small and puny.
Oregon’s D line is dominating in practice.
Willie Lyles > Nevin Shapiro.
One nice tidbit
Seastrunk took a handoff between the tackles and hit the hole without hesitation, a welcome development from a guy who tends to dance too much.
What Moeley didn't say was that Cliff intercepted or p.u a fumble on the last play from practice and took it to the house...
and high stepped/danced into the end zone.
Roger that Shufelt. We had a ‘teaching moment.’
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Also, I saw some scary speed today. I'm not going to post what I saw for reasons apparent but if these guys play like they practiced this afternoon
the Oregon Ducks are going to be very tough to beat.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Speaking of Sweden...
Did anyone else find Funny People hilarious? I normally hate Adam Sandler, but I thought this movie was great.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
I loved it. I think the fact that it was a non-Happy Madison production with Adam Sandler saved it. I thought it was great.
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
Casey Matthews listed as Philly's starting MLB
Game on Fox
http://legacy.philadelphiaeagles.com/eagles_files/html/depth_chart_rosters_1.html
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
MLB = "Man Loves Beer"?
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
He's getting jacked up so far
But so is everyone else on Philly’s D.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Going head to head with Dixon right now!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all
Video of Darron doing his best CK impression with the media: http://videos.oregonlive.com/oregonian/2011/08/oregon_ducks_football_quarterb.html
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Says the video is not available.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Works now
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
NOt at all
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man… what shitty reporters.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
So, is Matt Daddy really whipping up a batch of
“So, what happened to the Pac-10?”
“We smoked it all”
T-shirts, or am I going to have to go to my local custom T-Shirt purveyor and make one up myself.
‘Cause I’ll do it.
My parents believed in me.
I've seen folks talking about making them
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
If only we could find his email address to ask him....
Shit!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit! I was gonna stay late at work and work up a draft for that. Damnit!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Seriously
that is a fucking epic t-shirt in the waiting….
Generally, I don’t conform and would enjoy making my own, but as a sign of solidarity with fellow ATQ’ers (should they accept me) I think there should be a uniform design. That way we could all be instantly recognizable to one another (even in a various stupors).
You dig?
My parents believed in me.
Yeah. AtQ has connections already. I just need to make up a couple drafts, run them by Matt and/or Jared, and then pick one and it will be up on the store.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I have a web conference in the morning. I’ll get a little early and get something started. Hopefully by the time the conference is done, I’ll have an email to Matt with 2-3 designs.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Tell me of this store
of which you speak, for I am a 40 year old working father of two that knows not of these things.
My parents believed in me.
I don’t like the colors so much…..
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Front: "So, what happened to the Pac-10?"
Back: "We smoked it all!"
DATE OPPONENT RESULT RECORD
9/4 vs New Mexico W72-0 1-0 (0-0)
9/11 @ Tennessee W48-13 2-0 (0-0)
9/18 vs Portland State W69-0 3-0 (0-0)
9/25 @ Arizona State W42-31 4-0 (1-0)
10/2 vs (9) Stanford W52-31 5-0 (2-0)
10/9 @ Washington State W43-23 6-0 (3-0)
10/21 vs UCLA W60-13 7-0 (4-0)
10/30 @ (24) USC W53-32 8-0 (5-0)
11/6 vs Washington W53-16 9-0 (6-0)
11/13 @California W15-13 10-0 (7-0)
11/26 vs (21) Arizona W48-29 11-0 (8-0)
12/4 @ Oregon State W37-20 12-0 (9-0)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man!
I spent all that time putting in tab stops and formatting!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love something like that with last year's scores on the back
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
can we get shirts that have all the scores from last year (minus 1 small game) with the caption:
“We smoked ’em all…”
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I left that teensy-weensy game off...
It’s going to be vacated anyway….
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 18, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
1/10 vs ??? L22-19 12-0* (9-0)
would just look tacky.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 18, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I emailed the guy
he hasn’t responded yet. I’m definitely going to put something together.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
From Condotta UW beat writer
UW practice over. Sarkisian announces Chris Polk had arthroscopic knee surgery to repair meniscus tear
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
A scope, he’s out what, 3-4 weeks? Misses Eastern Washington and Hawaii, maybe full-go for Nebraska.
Still once you have one such surgery
You’re much more likely to get hurt again, and if he’s out for any length of time they’re done.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Callier, the backup is a decent back, but he’s more of a scatback, a lightning type. Polk’s the key to that offense and the identity of that team, a guy who can carry the rock 30 times and move the chains. In a way he’s their best defensive weapon, and a security blanket for Price.
Always wonder too how tentative a guy will be after a knee operation. It’s a tough adjustment mentally, the first few times they cut and drive off it.
Let's not forget they have a stable of punctuation marks to fill his role.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 18, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's called a stable of whores.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 18, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dixon time
In the game for Pittsburgh.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
KEZI sports-desker, Brian Selmond, said "All-American quarterback...excuse me...punt returner, Cliff Harris..."
At 1:42 Funny slip up, given the new information.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is "never practice slow football" – but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a DUCK when DEATH is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YIKES!
I don’t follow the clown, but do follow some of those who retweet his stuff:
@JohnCanzanoBFT
Oregon RB Lache Seastrunk on the #BFT radio show Friday at 5 pm on 750-AM #goducks
Boom goes the dynamite
I'm surprised CK and company are letting him do the show.
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Better
I think it’s the “well I might not be able to talk about our side of the story, but LACHE can. Sic ’Em Boy!” Defense.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
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