Quack Fix: True freshmen with an opportunity to make an impact and Scott Grady granted release
by ntrebon on Aug 23, 2011 6:15 AM PDT
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PrintWith LSU only 11 days away (!), there is lots of good quack out there this morning. Enjoy!
- With the retirement of Brandon Williams and the leg injury to Curtis White, it looks like Colt Lylerla will have an opportunity to see some significant action this fall. While Colt has made a strong impression during his short time with the Ducks, tight ends coach Tom Osborne offers the usual concern about true freshman: consistency. At the end of the article, Moseley also has a brief progress report on Dior Mathis' conversion to receiver, noting that there has been visible improvement over the last few days.
- Similarly, the departure of Lache Seastrunk has increased the likelihood that Tra Carson and/or De'Anthony Thomas will be able to earn significant action this season. The article also includes some quotes from Gary Campbell discussing the loss of Lache (also, check out the video of Campbell after the jump for more).
- Both Moseley and Chris Courtney have practice reports from yesterday. There were some standout plays made by several of the true freshman today, including a touchdown reception by Lylerla and DAT making plays while practicing with the ones.
- Athlon ranks the top-25 must-see games from 2011, including an early prediction on who will win each matchup. While Oregon has three games make the top 15, Athlon is predicting the Ducks to drop the LSU and Stanford games.
- It was revealed yesterday that defensive back Scott Grady has left the program. Scott was a redshirt junior who had played in 12 games last year in reserve and on special teams. Moseley noted that Grady had fallen behind some of the younger players on the depth chart and it is expected that Grady will look to drop down to an FCS school for a larger role in his final two seasons of eligibility. Good luck wherever you land, Scott.
- In conference news, Ted Miller has a blog post on the Pac-12 hiring Gary Stevens as the head of the Pac-12 Enterprise company, which will oversee the new television and digital networks. It looks like Stevens will bring a wealth of experience to the job.
Don't forget to check out the videos after the jump!
Go Ducks!
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Thanks for the early quack. Traveling on the east coast doing college tours (not for me) and it’s been killing me having to wait so long for quack.
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by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 6:25 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
In an actual idea
I’m still shocked how much of the media is picking Stanford to beat Oregon. Outside of the first quarter Stanford didn’t play close to Oregon. And stanford is missing the most important person from last year, Harbaugh
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by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 6:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think some people are just because it’s at Stanford if it was at Autzen everyone would be picking us.
I assume they are looking at Stanford Stadium effect:
- 6 inch grass to slow us down.
- Drunk on Sauvignon Blanc alumni.
- Half empty upper deck seats.
- Luck’s beard ghost.
Don’t forget, for the last three years we’ve played like crap in the bay area.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 23, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Stanford is a great team, nothing wrong in saying that.
I don’t see a blow out, both sides have their questions, and yes the Grey Poupon Posse for all their gentle applause do have home field.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Being in Chicago lends itself to early quack. Though, that will change in a few months when I move back to the Pacific Northwest.
You know, Nick, you could stay on Central Time. It would be a nice gesture.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I think Jared’s just going to need to do the Morning Quack Fix 5 days a week. I like to sleep in on Saturdays so I can wait for Matt Daddy to get around to posting the Weekend Fix whenever.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Was looking at Miller’s top 25 players & Vontaze Burfict came in at #5 so I think #‘s 4, 3, & 2 could all be Ducks because Barner hasn’t shown up yet & we’ve only had two players shown up so far & he’s better then one of them(Paulson) so I’ll say #4 is Barner, #3 is Thomas, #2 is James, & #1 is Luck
While I agree with your argument, I don’t think Barner makes the list. I also think Cliff too low.
by sacduxnutz on Aug 23, 2011 7:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No way Barner makes the list at #4
The only name that seems missing is James Rodgers, but #4 would seem way to high for me.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Then again, Rodgers was #6 last year. Final 4 will like be Rodgers, Thomas, James, Luck.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think Polk is going to be on there. Almost certainly behind LMJ, but I think it might be a toss-up between Polk and Thomas at #4.
Yup, I think you’ve got the correct list there. There’s absolutely no way he puts Barner at #4, IMO.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 23, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
You may be right, I just can’t see how you can put Paulson on there & some of the other guys over Barner
Barner missed most of last season and didn’t run to the pylon…
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 23, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'VE GOT. TO RUN. TO THE PYLON!
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
...
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by Takimoto on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
It's a shame you can't do it.
And it’s a shame I can’t self flag-ellate.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Since this is here and it isn't quite so fresh, I will say it.....
Watch the UCLA game and look at Remene Alston’s TD run where he bounced it outside to the pylon……You see Chip come running into the screen (one of the announcers even commented on it) yelling furiously at Remene for not having gotten upfield and hit the hole that was opening in front of him, rather than bouncing it to the outside (which he did, and scored a TD by doing so…..for some salt in the wound lets remember that Barner is faster than Alston).
I think Barner had been coached by Chip to NOT run to the pylon.
Chip Kelly has lost control of the pylon……
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that Barner was slightly faster than Remene.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Miller already said that Rodgers isn't on the list.
Due to his injury.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Drats!
I should keep reading before I reply shouldn’t I.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He said in a recent chat (I believe)
that Rodgers won’t be on there cause of the uncertainty about his health (at the time he made the list)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Rodgers is going to be on the list
probably because he was injured.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Did you say, 'Utes'?
God I’m going to love running this joke into the ground all year.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Top 4 are going to be:
4. Polk
3. Thomas
2. James
1. Luck.
If I were a gambling man, I’d be inclined to wager a good deal on those names in that order.
I wouldn't be surprised if he goes Thomas before Pold
just to separate the Ducks. But your listing makes sense.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
er, Polk
I believe Pold graduated in ’07.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
but what about ?
is he on the list?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
No Beavers
in the top 25? Miller is going to get some hate mail.
Well Miller is obviously a University of Zero Ucks homer.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we throw stones?
Why not! I think they are hideous. It’s like the crap we wore during the Kellen era. It’s pretty clear that Under Amrour is trying to make a splash for the company, rather than look good. Looks like UniWatchBlog agrees.
Design considerations aside — and the design is pretty brutal — when the coach begins his remarks at the unveiling event by parroting the uniform manufacturer’s slogan (yes, those were literally the first words out of his mouth), you’ve pretty much abandoned any pretense of this being anything other than a corporate masturbation session, a retailing showcase, and a sham.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
The UniWatch guy is a douchebag. Can't stand him.
That being said, I’m not a big fan of the uniforms either, but I don’t understand the overwhelming backlash, either. I, for one, think the turtle helmets are completely badass. And Marylanders (I used to be one) have this goofy pride about their weird-ass psychedelic state flag, so I figure they were trying to cram all four colors in there somewhere.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t get past the colors. They are simply awful.
Not sure what I expected, it took us 4 iterations to get the right green.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
And you're right, we shouldn't throw stones.
I’m no traditionalist, but I still hate our uniforms’ font and merely find the wings tolerable. I dig all our colors, though.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree on the font
It’s time to move away from the Belotti numerals and get something better readable. I’ve grown to like the wings.
Boom goes the dynamite
Just posting this because I like it the more I look at it. No logo on the side, just the shell pattern.
HEROES ON THE HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
These are pretty sweet helmets
All of their other jerseys are horrific though
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
What, you don’t like squinting to see if the players is wearing a 5 or a 9?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I like the font. And I like the wings.
The winged uniforms are the best uniforms in UO history.
There. Said it. Done.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm just gonna have to agree with Shufelt.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Not the best but not the worst.
Certainly they’re the best Nike-generation unis. i.e. since 1995.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I kindof admire how dedicated that uni watch guy is to what he does.
But so much of the time he is so insufferably self righteous about what are, when you boil it down, nothing but his eccentric subjective aesthetic values. You know what? I like black socks with a football uniform some time. Who are you to say that’s wrong?
To the uniforms, Under Armor just sucks in general. When they go plain, they look like cheap high school jerseys. When they try and get creative, it’s usually a discordant mashup that shows no real design sensibility, and possible colorblindness with the combinations and patterns they try to cram together. See: Oregon Spring game Nike cammos v. Utah UA cammos. Just horrid. Nike makes a lot of weird stuff, out there stuff, that sometimes ranges into the ridiculous or ugly. But even when they do that, they at least seem to be doing something cohesive.
Well you know,
that’s because he’s just a guy with a blog. You don’t have to respect him.
/lindsayschnelled
My parents believed in me.
Follower count?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
It's all about follower count DIFFERENTIAL.
HRD, you certainly know that bigger is better!
I don't mean to impose...
Ugh, those are terrible and a mix mash of colors and patterns. What a mess.
Almost as much of a mess as The Weasel singing 80’s songs.
I’m glad I’m an Oregon fan, our school is just cooler than your school.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Wow!
Just, wow! The red and white versions are bearable (though the coloring on the stripes is questionable) But the black jerseys are hideous!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Those suck. Especially that Rainbow Road uniform on the right side.
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
It's hard to explain
but they look much better in person than they do on tv.
/deep in the woods.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Aug 23, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Masoli news
@AdamJude_RG: RT @McNamaraUO Jeremiah Masoli cut by the 49ers today, Justin Peelle cut by the Falcons on Thursday #goducks #nflducks
Boom goes the dynamite
Speaking of terrible uniforms. Now Phil Knight is just fucking with the SEC
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Oh please say that's real!
& in 2011 UF saw an unexplainable drop in recruiting.
(Yeah, throwing stones blah blah)
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
There is no way this is real,
But I really wish that it was, hahaha.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
If these are real
The U should have a the ibis on a jetski crashing into a boat.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
With some hookers riding on the back, of course. Possibly on the boat as well.
And the boat is made out of cocaine.
The numbers and letters should be multiple hookers bent in different shapes, but I like the way you think.
This would also work for Craig James, except only one hooker cut into pieces would be necessary for the more ornate letters and numbers.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
What's up with that model's body type? His calves are like pockies.
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
Those weird candy sticks wapanese go apeshit for?
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
I feel like you guys are making up words.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well clearly you didn’t spend all day in middle earth with Gleepglop and Flooptydoos.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
I was boating on a river of chocolate driven by oompa-loompas.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that's just silly
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what they all said
But now I’m the one in charge of the world’s largest candy factory.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully you won't slip into something orange
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd like a bleepblorpsicle, please.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll get to it ASAP.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You will bow to the King!
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
Bow as your daughter does.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Tight End
I really don’t want to think this about Curtis White – especially because he’s a physical beast, was highly ranked, AND a homegrown kid – but I’m starting to feel that White is one of “those guys.”
That is to say, he a physical monster, but is really soft in the health department. I played football with a couple of those guys. Een y brother was one of those guys. No matter what they do, how they play, or how physically imposing they appear, they’re ALWAYS injured. If there are 3 types if players (those who are never injured, those are get injured but still play, and those who are injured and never see the), it pains me to say that Curtis is falling into the latter.
Does anyone else feel the same way? It’s such a bummer, because I love when such highly ranked guys coming out of Oregon stay home (just as Lyerla did). I’m still rooting for the guy to succeed, but the Ducks might have to plan the recruiting future as if White will just be unavailable. Glad we’ve already got 1 TE commit in this new class.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 23, 2011 8:10 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
By the way...
While our depth this year is iffy, our TE future looks scary good. Between Lyerla, French, White (I still have hope!), and Evan Baylis (our commit, who looks phenomenal), our TE will be the deepest and most athletic we’ve ever had, and probably has the most potential of any TE unit in the PAC.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 23, 2011 8:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Careful with the word "soft."
That has connotations of…I guess cowardice? Lack of fortitude?…in the sporting world. A guy can be legitimately “injury prone” without being “soft.”
That being said, I would expect there to be a lean towards both tight ends and running backs this recruiting cycle. We’re a wee bit thin at both going forward (losing Paulson and almost certainly James).
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
In this case, it's definitely not a slight.
Calling an athlete mentally soft or physically soft is an insult; but injury soft is more bad luck. I’m saying he isn’t legitimately injured, or that he could play through them if he were strong. I’m only saying that less controllable things – like tendons and ligaments an small muscle groups – are soft.
But yeah, it’s more a case of bad luck. My brother had the soft injury problem. He was built like a rock, played fullback and linebacker, and played tough. But no matter no much he rehabbed, worked out, and built up strength in large muscle groups, the kid was always missing time due to shoulder injuries. He was physically gifted and strong, but my bro would be the first to admit that he had soft shoulder ligaments and tendons.
In fact, he was tough – had giant biceps and traps, hit stick the shit out of people, and loved the physicality of football. But he was the first of anyone to refer to his “pussy shoulders” when he got injured. As his older brother, I was of course the second person.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 23, 2011 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Understood.
Personally, I was born with bones made of saltine crackers. I have literally broken bones in my left foot stepping a small stone. The Army gave me my discharge 2 years early because of it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow that's crazy.
See that’s it. There are certain things that one CAN control, things one CAN’T. If someone says you have a soft chest, you hit the gym and make it strong. If someone says you have a soft mind, you focus harder. But having soft bones or tendons or whatever – absolutely no insult. Just a shitty circumstance.
I was in the “those who get injured but still play” category in football. Couple broken bones, torn tendon and ligaments, and other fairly significant injuries. Yet, I never missed a game. I either injured myself in the off season (broken arm, for example), or it was a manageable injury (tore my thumb ligament, but you can just wrap that up and play if you’re not throwing or catching). It sounds weird, but I got what I would call “lucky” injuries – if there is such a thing.
Strangely, I missed more time playing baseball than I did playing football.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 23, 2011 9:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sounds like a good time for a bad conspiracy theory
Do you suppose Colt is just so fiercely competitive that he has been methodically taking out those ahead of him on the depth chart? Why “line up where the line’s the shortest” when you can just jump the queue.
If David Paulson contracts meningitis before September 3rd, I’m going to suggest Nate Costa do some investigtation around Colt’s dorm room.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Aug 23, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
This is highly likely.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 23, 2011 10:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You mean he just wants it more?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
As bad as Week 1 is for college football
Week 2 might even be worse. South Carolina-Georgia and Notre Dame-Michigan are the only marquee matchups. And really, how many of you really care about South Carolina-Georgia?
Meh, I'll be at Autzen all day.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
This!
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
This!
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 23, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The other!
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 23, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm mobile so cant link to tweet. I'll copy and paste it.
@RandyRosetta: TigerSportsDigest.com has been told by several sources that #LSU QB Jordan Jefferson was not directly involved in the …
I’m assuming the word cutoff is fight. While I am waiting for the facts to come out before making a final judgement I find it hard to believe that a player who was asked to come on for questioning and allegedly kicked someone in the face as seen by alleged witnesses.
Again, there’s a lot of allegeds there. I really hope JJ can play September 3.
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by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 9:54 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Assume nothing. It's the SEC
“.. Jefferson was not directly involved in the negotiations for the Louisiana Purchase.”
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
LIES! JEFFERSON OVERSAW THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE!
HE MUST BE SUSPENDED FOR 1506 GAMES!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Did you make up that number
or is that how many games he would have to sit out from the Louisiana Purchase to week 2 of the 2011 season?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I voted for Jefferson.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 23, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoops.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
WHIG OR GTFO
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Whigger!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
/thatsracist.gif
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I think its certainly possible he got picked out
Singe he’s the most recognizable player on campus most likely as the starting QB.
Certainly possibly he wasn’t involved, none of us were there.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I doubt a large amount of alleged witnesses would all agree on Jefferson. It couldn't be a mistaken identity if he's recognizable
It is possible but such a consensus is rare. Again, I’m not saying one way or the other. I’ve found this case very interesting. Although it has me doubting witnesses because if there was a consensus police would have enough evidence to make an arrest.
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by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 11:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They lawered up though
That combined with high profile case makes it harder to charge them at first perhaps.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Woah. OT, but Woah.
One of the smartest and best coaches of all time, Pat Summitt has been diagnosed with dementia at age 59. She will reportedly try to coach this year.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Saddest. Disease. Ever.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Dementia sucks
And I know personally because 2 of my grandparents have it at varying levels.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wow…
She is a very, very nice woman. I hope she does well.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 10:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Completely agree. That’s a disease that is just painful for friends and family. The person you love just deteriorates day by day, and it’s agonizing. My grandparents were married 63 years, and for the last couple he didn’t recognize his wife. Thought she was the nurse.
My grandfather was the same way
But the last time we saw him before he died, he recognized all of us somehow and spoke briefly to my dad. Greatest gift ever! But watching how the last years affected my grandmother, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. She's a very determined woman and I'm sure she has great doctors and care.
She’ll fight. She’s a tough lady.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
My maternal grandmother and her brother both had it toward the end of their lives.
I remember at my grandmother’s funeral in Seattle we were speaking to her 80 year-old brother, Uncle Ben, and his caretaker. He asked us where we were from (I suppose forgetting that he was talking to my father, who was his nephew), and we told him we were from Eugene.
“Oh yeah, Oregon? My sister moved down there… oh I guess about ten years now, but I’m not really sure what she’s doing now, haven’t heard from her lately.”
His caretaker put her arm on his back and said, “Ben… this is her funeral that you’re at right now.”
He got kind of a confused and saddened look on his face for a few seconds, then a few seconds later it fleeted and he returned to kind of a blithe and cheerful state for the rest of the day.
I feel terrible for Pat Summitt. I’m sure she feels a little helpless facing it, but the good news is I’m sure they’ll have her doing brain exercises on a daily basis to keep her sharp and present as possible.
Welcome to the working week. I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.
I feel terribly for her also, but I honestly think that there is no one better prepared to face this disease than Coach Summitt.
Her initial reaction to learning she had a progressive condition that could impair her mental acuity was one of anger and denial. Since then, she’s moved forward in more Summitt-like fashion, formulating a plan involving medication and mental activities, such as reading and doing puzzles at night before going to sleep.
I feel better just knowing what I’m dealing with. And as far as I’m concerned it’s not going to keep me from living my life, not going to keep me from coaching.
There’s not going to be any pity party and I’’ll make sure of that.
Coach Summitt is a person that we can all learn from-she has been dealt a tough hand, yet she refuses to give up and let her diagnosis control her life. In typical Pat Summitt fashion, she’s going to formulate a plan to attack her dementia, and she’s going to have a very positive outlook about her future.
She is truly an incredible person. I’ve seen it first hand. Her on-court persona is tough and demanding, and she expects the best from her players. However, she is also an extremely accommodating and kind person, both to her team and to her fans and the people in the Knoxville community. I know it’s an overused cliché, but she really epitomizes what the NCAA needs more of-coaches who are strong role models and great coaches, as well as people.
Anyway, that’s my long post on how much I think of Coach Summitt. Best of wishes to her.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Since the Quack refers to multiple freshmen that have an opportunity to make an impact, the headline should read, “True freshmen with the opportunity to make an impact.” Or was it your intention to underpromise and overdeliver? Let’s not get started on my spelling and grammatical errors, but I thought you might want to know.
I don’t have my tickets here… does anybody know if there is a “Wear White” day?
Or is it Yellow, Green, and Black?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
It's all green yellow and black
I don’t think we wear our white unis at home.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
We're actually not allowed to
The NCAA says home teams must wear dark colors at home.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think they might get an exemption
They also aren’t totally white.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We could wear them
and wouldn’t get in trouble until Y!Sports uncovered the gory details of our Storm Trooper unis.
Then the NCAA would punish us 24-36 months later.
I don't believe so. I think everyone not LSU just keeps to the "dark at home, white on the road" tradition.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 23, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not talking about unis. I’m talking about what it says on the tickets.
We were all told to wear black on Halloween, and they marched out with green jerseys.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
You aren't buying clothes to make this happen
are you Shu?? I thought you were with me in my boycott of this stupid Boise State idea!
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Not… exactly.
I’m workin’ on something different. Hopefully we’ll be able to share it with the world soon.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
*cough* *cough*
* cough *
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 22 recs
Procured. Ascendancy. Per Diem.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You* need to make a t-shirt with this on it
*or someone else (shufelt?)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea where I’d begin with that.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
If you can somehow provide a high res image, it shouldn't be
hard to go to your location T-shirt shop and have it made. For those on the west side, there is a guy in Cedar Hills Crossing (Beaverton Mall) that’s been there for 20 years and can make just about anything.
My parents believed in me.
I mean for designing the image… not for making them.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
yeah, me neither
But I will cheer you on from the stands! Go, Shufelt, Go!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Here are more... if you want to see all of them - you'll have to turn this green. (Because it's all white font)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 15 recs
I got mine in.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Okay… turning it green didn’t help.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Yeah. It’s uncomfortable.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
No, we did "uncomfortable green" last week.
Here. There was lauging involved, but NSFW.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha. Yeah. That was great.
I realized, it isn’t that the green didn’t help here though.
The green did, but it needs more green! It FOREST GREEN!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
I was able to see it on my browser at home last night.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
College freshman's answer to everything:
Engaged!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that it's green
I can kinda see the AtQ
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
New Program Project post provided..
October 13, 1934: Washington @ Multnomah Stadium.
Another five minutes of diversion for y’all.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
OMG
That cover…would love to have that hanging up somewhere in my house.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
That is indeed an outstanding cover
Also, excellent cigarette ad.
Rule Change:
Making the ball slimmer so that the forward passer can “grip” the ball rather than balance it on his hand. This also enables multiple forward passers in the backfield.
Simply awesome.
My parents believed in me.
Another great snippet:
“Coach Callison’s philosophy of football suits the crowd in the grandstand perfectly, for he believes that the best defense is a powerful offense: that the way to win a ball-game is to score the most touchdowns”.
Sounds familiar, no?
My parents believed in me.
The un-numbered player on the left looks like he's doing something dirty to #7.
Or he’s doing the “Electric Slide.” I can’t tell
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
According to attorney LSU players answered questions at BRPD
www.searchingforakilismith.com
by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Prolly just saw Amanda Pflugrad.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s the ASU “pitchfork.” It’s like their O.
And yeah, it looks very much like the shocker, though Wikipedia tells us we shouldn’t confuse the two. Doesn’t mean we won’t!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
See, the president thought it was appropriate enough to do.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The Shocker
Stirring the Melting Pot since the 1970s.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Pink:
Stink:
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually this is the annual meeting of Digit Limits.
The support group for individuals losing a digit in some type of farming accident.
So sad.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
LSU players cried about their legal situation
Even though they haven’t been charged, and most likely won’t be.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
There's three possible things that are holding this up
1. There’s conflicts across statements that witnesses the victims and aggressors gave and the cops are trying to iron out the wrinkles.
2. The alleged statements by alleged witnesses and others are false on the specifics
3. Statements are correct and the victim and players are coming to a civil agreement which wouldnt require a police investigation. A decision to postpone discussions could also have been made Until a later date ie September 4th or the end of the season.
www.searchingforakilismith.com
by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 12:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
4. Everybody was drunk and the cops will never sort it out.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 23, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen...your 2011 Oregon Ducks Football Poster
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I am thinking of putting it on my desktop
but I am loath to give up the Duck Army photo that has been gracing it since last October.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Right click,
set as background. Must be version of Windows at work. With Windows 7 had to save image, open file and set as background.
Awesome work as always from the U of O's creative team.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do I get one?
www.searchingforakilismith.com
by jcgoducks on Aug 23, 2011 3:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I am pulling for Grady to end up at Eastern Washington...
just so life is that much harder for UW in the opener.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha
https://www.ourbeavernation.com/
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Think this guy is gonna be there
every day until the 2nd and just loose about 50 pounds of fat from banging that drum.
ssshhh....
Its like the Beavers
They try and be as cool as us but they just end up looking like dumb asses instead.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh dear.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
There's more than one new poster..
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I had the same thought as axe
Duz dat meene eyem gunnah dye? Mye hed haz hurtz.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You show great promise brother.
Would you like to subscribe to our newsletter?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
No thanks
You like Justin Bieber a little too much for me.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
His finger's too big to stick in the end.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Love it.
This should put all this Puddles business to bed. He’s The Duck. Only Don Essig, or anyone with a comparable amount of Scotch in their system, may call him Ducky.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I’m not sure where the whole mascot-as-Puddles thing came from. Puddles was the name of the live duck(s) that the rally squad used to keep in a cage on the sidelines at Hayward Field. But as near as I can tell, they stopped doing this sometime after The Duck first made his on-field appearance in the late 40s. Something about animal abuse or other such nonsense.
I don’t recall ever hearing him called Puddles when I was in school in the late 70s. He’s always been The Duck.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Where did the name Puddles come from?
Not like there are a lot of other duck mascots out there that we need to differentiat him from. Other than RoboDuck (that abomination had some other name right?).
by OregonNYC on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Apparently, first there was a duck in the pond.
Then, as Benz mentioned above, there was a duck kept by the rally squad. Both called “Puddles.” I like “Puddles” and will continue to use it no matter what anyone else says.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I am NOT researching this.
This is the Oregon Football History equivalent of Third Reich studies. Fine if you’re into that sort of thing.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Ask him yourself.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I wasn't until today.
Similarly, I’m also following Lord Voldemort.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
The Oregon Daily Emerald thought so.
http://dailyemerald.com/2003/10/24/mandrake-mia-whereabouts-unknown/
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Only Don Essig, or anyone with a comparable amount of Scotch in their system, may call him Ducky.
Am I the only one who thinks Essig may have had a considerable amount of Scotch in his system the last few year on the PA?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kenjon Barner on the carry...close to the first down...
Correction…that’s Brandon Hanna with the fumble recovery. Oregon Football!
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey axemen23
Casey McGehee just homered.
Thought you’d like to know.
Your pla,
Benzy
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
GO BENZ!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
As the commissioner,
I’ll allow it.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
As an umpire umpiring an unrelated game
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case, I'll throw in some taunting.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I meant to ask you-did you stick with Uggla?
I sure hope you did.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Never had Uggla.
You must be referring to Adam Done, or Jayson Werthless, both of whom I drafted and dropped (dropped Werth too soon, waited way too long for Done. Took me a while to figure this game out.)
I wish I had Uggla.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Must have been Dunn.
They were practically the same player until July.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/glows
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch out for that.
I had the shutout going against Jared last week, he’s creeping back into it.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Here's the thing
I really don’t give a shit. I have neither cash money nor ego-priapism invested in this silly game.
It’s not often a rookie has this kind of advantage over an expert. I’m quite sure the gap’s going to narrow. Just wanted to make sure there was a pic of that line score posted on the interwebs for eternity.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I'm not sure either way...
He’s got me buried in RBI (17) Average (.30) OPS (.55) K(29). So now it’s 4-0-0 Benz. He’s got me pretty stacked in Runs (9).
Then again, he’s only up 1 in HRs (and I’ve left 4 on the bench the last 2 days), SB, QS, Wins, Saves, and less than .1 in ERA and WHIP. So it’s possible. It’s not worth betting on though, sorry Benz.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
You need pitchers that are good for more than one inning at a time
in my decidedly amateur opinion. Unless you think you can make up two quality starts and three wins with Greinke and Billingsley against Halladay, Oswalt, Nova, Neimann and whoever I happen to be streaming the rest of the week. So although it may be close in pitching, if you can make up that difference with your staff, I will be impressed and will say so.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
This is why I'm ditching the wins and QS part.
I’m loading up on RP and closers to go after Saves, ERA and WHIP
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Saves, sure.
The averages? With 100 innings in the books you’re going to turn it around four or five innings a day, at the max? Interesting strategy there, Colonel Poopypants.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I'm hoping to try and catch you on saves and WHIP
and hope you come back to me in ERA.
I’m basically going last ditch Hail Mary on this one, Les Miles style. Crash and burn or interesting weekend
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
No, I figure you'll tell me.
But I just looked at your lineup moves.
You’re either not serious, or not very smart, or just fucking desperate beyond all logic. I’m guessing desperate. Since you’re desperate you’ll probably want way too many points. Which would make you less desperate.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
The second one.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and it's .4 in ERA, not .1
Was that an attempt to lull me into a false sense of insecurity?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Nah, my tired brain crossing a 3 and a 6.
Anyways, I’ve now dropped two starters off my offense who can’t hit worth shit for average or drive runs in and loaded up on RP.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Benz, you are currently the 2010 Oregon Ducks
and axemen is the 2008 Huskies.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
That’s…
Okay. Nevermind. That’s great.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
Truly spectacular.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Not true
I finished 2nd in the league.
I’m Oklahoma
He’s pre-hate Boise.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 23, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good thing you picked up Kendrick.
Back to back homers. Kicking myself for dropping him. Think how far behind you’d be if you weren’t starting him!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Ok
now you’re just asking for it from the baseball gods.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
by axemen23 on Aug 23, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lulling you into a false sense of security?
I need the magic of Teddy Ballgame to pull this out.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Fine
/flaggedfortreatinganyiterationoffuskiesapropernoun
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Daisy, if I ever said anything bad about you...
I totally take it back. Well done young lady.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
That's a whole lot of takin' back
you are going to have to do. You might be here all night.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
You’re a beautiful, skinny, wonderful, full of luster and brilliance Duck fan that has nothing but love, joy, appreciation and excitement for all things Ducks related (including other fans).
You are appreciated by everyone that has the pleasure of spending at least one moment in your presence, and they are better for it. Your wit and humor are unmatched, even by the greats like HRD and Bill Musgrave.
Thank you for allowing me to even have the opportunity to share a web-moment with you. My life is richer for it.
/how’d I do?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
It ain't in your sig.
Doesn’t count.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
It's okay.
You have the best signature of anyone on AtQ. Probably on all of SBNation actually.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Hrumph.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
I feel used.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t EVER capitalize huskies again. K?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
You know that’s just not my way.
I’m afraid you are going to have to make an exception for me, which I’m sure you won’t mind doing onaccounta all those super nice things you said about me (which are amazingly accurate btw).
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 23, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ohhh, and don't ever capitalize huskies again...
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'll let me earlier tweet speak for me
SEsportsdesk
@atqdave I’m being shut out 12-0-0 by Benz. Shoot me. Shoot me now.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I have a flare gun you can borrow, might work.
If not, benz will loan you his flame thrower.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 24, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff goes 118 in a 65 zone?
Pffft, that’s nothing to Kyle Busch. 53 mph over the limit? Try 83 mph over, going
128 in a 45.
http://m.espn.go.com/wireless/story?storyId=6888785
(sorry for not creating a proper hyperlink – got a new Android Honeycomb tablet and am using the mobile site still for now)
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I hope he gets suspended for the LSU game.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Worth noting
My car’s in the shop. The loaner? A 2011 Nissan Altima. Think I should go “mythbusters” and see if it goes 118?
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Great idea. Don’t forget the pot and dead clowns. Also, when the cop pull you over, jump out of the car and scream “HELL YEAH I WAS DOING 118! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ASSHAT??” Have fun and stay safe!
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 23, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You’re much too old to be one of Daisy’s children.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Since our attempts to get him to watch "Pulp Fiction" was an utter failure
I’m trying to teach him how to interact with ladies in a more direct manner.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 24, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
GOOD LUCK.
You’re a saint.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 24, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HRD, get off of daisy’s account. She’s gonna be mad when she finds out.
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She could be in the Portland-area ER for shrooms or alcohol poisoning
and seen HRD (hell, he could be an ER doc for all we know) logged in on the front desk’s computer.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Oregon/Tennessee game on Comcast NW right now. Lightning break just started. More lightning after the break.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
SO MUCH
lightening after the break. I love this game, it’s one of my faves from last year. Thanks for the heads up!
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave fan
Curse you, Offseason.
We don’t look very good. Maybe last weeks game was just a fluke. I hope we can get things cleaned up before this game gets out of hand.
I bet that we will figure things out just before halftime.
Right now our o-line just isnt doing all that much.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I just hope we can pull within a score of them by the half, and then hang on in the second half. Right now it feels like they could break this thing open and beat us by 35!
In a completely shocking and astounding turn of events...
@Prehmmr Well today was your last day to watch Oregon practice. Starting tomorrow all practices are closed the UO just announced in press release.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Its a god damn disgrace to the control losing philosophy!
Who the hell does this out-of-control coach think he is losing control of the losing control of the practice when he apparently also lost control over Seastrunk, Lyles and no skateboard control freak Grady.
WTF!
ssshhh....
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