Quack Fix: Chip Kelly Talks Bobby Orr, Practice Reports, Mayan Calendars, and John Boyett
by dvieira on Aug 25, 2011 7:57 AM PDT
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- Oregon Football Head Coach Chip Kelly did a QA session with the Thomas Neumann of EPSN Page 2 and there are some interesting nuggets. This time of year, you normally get questions like "who's a standout on offense" or "why is a football shaped the way it is and do you feel it makes your team faster". Two answers standout to me. One was his approach to goal setting which was "It didn't matter as long as I was happy when I got up that day." The other was who is favorite mascot was besides The Duck. Our friends up I-5 may be interested in the answer.
- We've got a practice report from yesterday where it mentions an updated status on Josh Huff. He did practice yesterday but, of course, the situation remains day-to-day. With the end of Wednesday, Fall Camp is officially completed and so begins the LSU preparations. Hear that ladies and gentlemen? It's go time. We also have some analysis of the defense.
- In an effort not to be outdone by local media exaggerated headlines, NBC latches onto a quote from Lache Seastrunk's concerning his departure and ask... "Could it be that Seastrunk actually played the part of the Mayans to Oregon's Doomsday calendar?". The article then proceeds to imply that the NCAA will give him immunity and grant him that hardship waiver IF he answers questions about everyone's favorite mentor and even goes onto make a connection between that immunity and the Miami situation. Looking forward to some wonderful comments on this one!
- We also have some audio from Seastrunk himself regarding his decision not to appear on John Canzano's radio program. "Nobody goes on that show. All I hear are negative things about it".
- One of my favorite players on the team is John Boyett and I was happy to see an article about him in the Corvallis newspaper which includes an account of him meeting San Francisco 49ers great Ronnie Lott.
- Friend of the Blog and Track Tweeter Ken Goe gives us some updates on how thin the tight end position is and what we can expect out of the guys behind David Paulson. Just an aside, I get a little irritated with the use of the word "thin" to describe inexperience in various positions. It implies that there isn't talent or production at those spots and I think our run last year showed that we are a pretty deep team, regardless of experience.
- As we noted yesterday, men's basketball is ramping up their Italy tour and had a good showing against Latina Basket. I'm not sure what to make of this early game or how to even gauge the competition but I haven't seen this many people excited about basketball in years.
Hope you enjoyed the Quack today. We hope that you remember us for all your blogging needs and remember to spay and neuter your pets. Good night everybody!
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"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Aug 25, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
A house party reference?!?!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
boom goes the dynamite!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Love that video
I’m pretty sure that Fred Jones is the one who makes that shot when he says that
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day."- Chip Kelly
So Fred Jones is "The man"?
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
and boom goes the dynamite.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Random thought I had, I remember last year some were proud that Jake Locker never beat us & this year if we beat USC Matt Barkley will never most likely beat us since he’s most likely headed to the NFL. If we beat USC who would you be more proud about us not losing too Locker or Barkley? I’ll go Barkley
Barkley
I have no beef with locker and think he was a victim of expectations. I can’t stand Barkley.
www.searchingforakilismith.com
by jcgoducks on Aug 25, 2011 8:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Barkley
Because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9083xMhGG4
right click please
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Aug 25, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh god… I’m trying not to laugh out loud…
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I conceed
“It’s Raining Men” is much more apropos.
One might say…Crucial.
My parents believed in me.
We really should be congratulating him
on winning the role of new Zima posterboy.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I had a super awesome photoshop almost done with Barkley holding a bottle of zima a great pink background. I tried to put in the words “God I’m soft!” but my “updated” version of Gimp crashed when I opened the font dialog.
I lost it all.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
That’s what you get for using lame open source editing tools.
Be a pro like everyone else and steal evaluate CS5 via torrent.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
/looks at currently open GIMP window
/has a sad
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No… that’s actually what I get for downloading latest build and not stable build.
I have… an evaluation… copy of CS5 at home, and I still prefer gimp.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
That's OK, I took care of it for you.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Hahahahaha...
That works too.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
That could replace the Rickroll in the PAC-12 blogosphere.
by duckfanmo on Aug 25, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think we should MAKE it be the new Rickroll for Pac-12 blogs. WE CAN DO THIS!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm in
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 25, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s a better one than Rebecca Black.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just rec’d all four of you.
This is a good thing.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And I just rec’d you!
It’s a Rec roll!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec N Roll!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
by DamienS on Aug 25, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think Ace of Base is my favorite, but that dude has made a bunch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMSDt2tETIQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nx9PM86BDA&feature=related
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You get the fuck out of here you irresponsible sonofabitch.
That shit is unacceptable.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Something was going down...his place on the depth chart.
/turnedonlache’d
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Moseley tweeted...
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
Hard to say. Does he know more than he’s acknowledged? @DdotC will Seastrunk’s transfer cause any more red flags and/or backlash?
Rob is the most level headed of all the reporters and, unfortunately, I don’t think that pays.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I concurr
Maybe it’s the hometown thing, but Moseley has never let me down or made me say “Hey just wait a dang minute!” like a lot of reporters of late.
by Brandon Duckerson on Aug 25, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
keep in mind that lache feels that visions had by prisoners is his idea of good credible information to make decisions from.
by Quacker Backer on Aug 25, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching 1st Take & Christian Fauria picks us to go 3rd in the Pac-12 his reasoning is whoever loses the Oregon-Stanford game will finish 3rd & since Stanford has the best QB in the country they are the favorites for the conference. Skip wasn’t such a moron in his picking & Im not saying that since he picked us but since he didn’t say whoever loses a game in the North automatically goes to 3rd
I was wondering that
If Stanford beats us and wins the north, we finish with 1 loss, ASU wins the south on head to head tiebreaker but has 2 losses, ASU loses the Championship game… who finishes 2nd? ASU would have 2 losses plus another in the PAC12CG, we’d have 1. This isn’t so important if the difference is holiday vs Alamo, but if , like last year, either UO or Furd go the the NCG it means Roses for #2.
Anyone more knowledgeable/less lazy with info on how ranking after #1 is determined?
It becomes an at-large BCS situation if a Pac-12 team makes the BCSNC.
So the Rose Bowl would get first pick at a replacement, and most likely they would be more inclined to take a one-loss Oregon over a 3 loss ASU team. They don’t even have to pick a Pac-12 team (but they would).
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Bowl slots are not calculated
They’re beauty contests once you get past the BCS automatics. The Alamo will take their choice of the teams that don’t make the conference champ game.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did the numbers because I was curious:
Picking the CCG loser: 08 Bama, 09 Florida
Picking another team in the winner’s division: 10 Arkansas
Picking another team in the loser’s division: 98 Florida, 99 Tennessee, 01 Florida*, 06 LSU, 07 Georgia, 07 Kansas*
- is an at-large second selection when the champion is not in the championship game.
I also didn’t include any team that was automatically in by BCS ranking of at least fourth, which was 01 NU, 03 Oklahoma, 08 Texas, and 10 Stanford.
Also, 08 Bama and 09 Florida were both undefeated except for the SECCG loss.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The bullet is supposed to be an asterisk; stupid SBN autoformatting.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting read
Scott Reed has an interesting blog post up about what he feels about the Clown. Long, but good read.
It starts off with:
So, I was going to write a little scathing article tonight, but changed my mind.
Boom goes the dynamite
Oregon's LSU unis
Awesome: 
CBS has more: http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/31540406
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 25, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Nike may design unis for others
But Uncle Phil says we get the best.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Now FBSU on the other hand
Those helmets… http://bit.ly/q4OAvo
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's the first I've seen of this helmet.
I saw THIS regarding fBSU’s unis. I actually kinda like that white lid.
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Their pro combat jerseys are white not blue
Because its a road game for them in Georgia.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fair enough, I looked into it exactly one webpage worth.
That’s how I do research: go to the first website I can find, and extract all my information from that.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Just saw the link to the white ones.
They’re slick, except for the stupid gradient sleeves.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
White pants with football pads underneath?
No different than this.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I actually really like the look of those,
I don’t like their uniforms as a whole, but their last two new helmets have looked good to me.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I think they'd look even cooler without the logo's outline.
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The actor
runs way too slow to be a real Duck, especially wearing 21.
by scudderfan on Aug 25, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tradition, meet badass.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I usually rely on my lady friends for an orgasm; but these unis…wow.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Uniforgasm?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I assumed that these would be the uniforms.
I mean, the Duck store has been selling these dark “anthracite” versions on the BCS uniforms for a while now.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I expected something completely new.
Just to sell more jerseys. I’m a little disappointed they aren’t the green unis with the black numbers from the supwichugirl TwitPic. Those were slick.
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Sweet!
I didn’t buy a hypothetical Darron Thomas jersey for the NCG last year! I bought a Josh Huff LSU game jersey!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
What? Injured? WHAT?
/kicksdirt
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Very nice. Very Tron-like.
We have Stormtrooper unis, and now we have Tron unis.
by DucktheViking on Aug 25, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
The only terrifying task force we have left to emulate is the Einsatzgruppen.
Not sure how that would go over. Then again, Duck Blitzkrieg always looks good on the field.
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 25, 2011 9:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You've obviously never witnessed a mob of women at a shoe sale.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't look like it's a new helmet.
Just the flat black lid with a new Day-Glo O on it.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
includes ultra-strong Kevlar (bulletproof!) stitching in the collar as well.
This is in case the guys that put the hit on DeAnthony Thomas have friends in Dallas.
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by Takimoto on Aug 25, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
Indeed.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
They look darker to me
plus the kevlar collars are new right?
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 25, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
The technology is new, yes.
The design looks basically the same though.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
They ARE pro combat jerseys
Kevlar appropriate.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Won't we be white since we're "away"?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
LSU wears white at home anyway.
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Aha!
Tricky.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
One of these days
i’d like to get the story behind the LSU Always Wears Road Unis deal.
Would someone google this for me please?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
via Wikipedia, so grab some salt and read on.
The tradition started in 1958, when Coach Paul Dietzel decided that LSU would wear white jerseys for the home games. LSU went on to win the national championship that year. Since then, LSU continued to wear white jerseys at home games through the 18-year tenure of Charles McClendon. Then in 1983, new NCAA rules prohibited teams from wearing white jerseys at home. Because of this, LSU wore purple jerseys during home games from 1983 to 1994. The team’s fans believed wearing purple jerseys brought bad luck to the team and complained often from 1983 and through the 1994 seasons, although LSU won SEC championships in 1986 and 1988 wearing purple at home. In 1993, then-coach Curley Hallman asked the NCAA for permission to wear white jerseys at home during LSU’s football centennial, but was turned down.
In 1995, LSU’s new coach, Gerry DiNardo, was determined to restore LSU’s tradition of white home jerseys. DiNardo personally met with each member of the NCAA Football Rules Committee, lobbying LSU’s case. DiNardo was successful, and LSU again began wearing white jerseys at home when the 1995 season began. In LSU’s first home game with the white jerseys, unranked LSU prevailed in a 12-6 upset victory over #6 Auburn. In 2000, LSU’s new coach, Nick Saban, altered the tradition of the white home jerseys: now LSU only wears white jerseys for the home opener and for home games against SEC opponents. Saban’s successor, Les Miles, has continued this pattern. For non-SEC home games other than the home opener, LSU wears purple jerseys at home.
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I'm glad the jerseys have kevlar; but I wonder if Cliff's uniform comes with an emergency parachute in case he reaches speeds in excess of 100 mph...
"We smoked it all."
If Cliff gets to 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
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by Takimoto on Aug 25, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Love it, love it, love it.
Will LSU have non-white jerseys as well? I always love games where both teams wear non-white jerseys. (I say non-white in place of “home color” largely because that phrase has little meaning for me anymore.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Oops!
I see that reading the thread would have answered this question. My bad.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Reading the thread (or the post for that matter)
has never been a prerequisite for commenting on anything. You’ve done well!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love the black wings on the shoulders. I just hope those helmets are sturdy. I hear Jordan Jefferson has a thing for kicking people in the head.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
When I looked at this the first time
I just assumed it was highlighter like the NCG version. But it looks like it’s just our normal yellow. Or is that just me?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. What
Spay and neuter?
My dog just gave me a funny look.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 8:51 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hermaphrodogs have suffered persecution long enough.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Neuticles
are totally real. My friends’ dog has them.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite quote from the CK interview.
Visors…I just like visors.
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Kris Brauner from Saturday Night Slant: Les Miles is no stooge, and Jordan Jefferson isn't either
Les Miles may act goofy at the mike, but he’s wily and resourceful on the sideline.
“Miles is 13 of 14 in converting fake punts or field goals at LSU. He also has converted 64 percent of his fourth down attempts. In four of his six seasons at LSU, he has ranked in the top six nationally in 4th down conversion percentage. Not surprisingly, those are the same four seasons that LSU has won at least 11 games.
Even with his “Mad Hatter” reputation, Miles still manages to masterfully pick the right spots to pull out a new trick. Since he’s a goofball, people dismiss it to “luck.” But you don’t compile a track record like he has unless you know what you’re doing. And just when you think you may have him figured out, he’ll one up you. While many were busy debating the decision to go for a fourth down when in field goal range, Miles not only goes for it…but he does so by running a reverse to a tight end. And why not? It worked. He refuses to play “by the book”. In fact, Miles doesn’t even know the book exists."
Don’t be fooled by Jordan Jefferson’s 2010 season numbers; he was a much better quarterback in the latter part of the year
“The coaching staff has been adamant throughout spring and into fall that Jordan Jefferson is the clear starter and that he’s much imrpoved. Tiger fans have heard this before, so consider them skeptical. But the truth is that Jefferson was playing pretty well towards the end of 2010. When you throw in new quarterbacks coach Steve Kragthorpe, it’s certainly believable that he’s ready for a much improved season. In his last four games against BCS conference opponents in 2010, Jefferson’s numbers were as follows:
•49 of 76 (64.4%)
•737 yards (184.25 yards per game)
•5 TD
•2 INT
•173 rushing yards (43.25 rushing yards per game)”
JJ
How does a college kid have 49 pairs of shoes? Come on Yahoo! Sports, get on it!
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 25, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Apologies
but I’m not really sure what is wrong here….?
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Clearly he should have 365!
COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED TO BE PAID!!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Baton Rouge police Sgt. Don Stone wouldn’t explain why police took the shoes, including the pair Jefferson was wearing when investigators searched his home Wednesday.
Damn, took the shoes off his feet too.
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Even the shoes he didn't steal.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
THEY TOOK THE SHOE RACK! THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOE RACK!
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It seems pretty obvious that they will test the shoes for hair/skin/blood.
Also, I’m guessing that he has a shit ton of free shoes from LSU, since he’s on the football team.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
That's solid police work.
I’m guessing that if I were in a fight that ended up with two people seeking medical attention, there might be some sort of evidence on me…bruises, bloodied knuckles, etc. I drunkenly ‘tripped’ on a sprikler pipe a few weeks ago and I had a bruise that lasted two weeks. I can’t imagine what is holding up of the investigation. Seems there should be obvious signs of fighting from any suspect, not just Jefferson.
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Yeah, it depends...
If he just jumped in and kicked someone who was already down, then he may not of suffered any injuries himself. Agreed that in most cases, a person who has been in a fight will have some obvious physical evidence.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. If he was just kicking him repeatedly, he could easily have no physical signs himself. And as far as bruises go…I’d venture to say that just about every kid on that team has bruises as they are finishing Fall Camp!
If the police were able to obtain a search warrant for his house, they must have pretty solid evidence against him already in the form of witness statements. I don’t think you can just get a search warrant without some strong evidence.
I haven’t spent a ton of time researching this, but I’m curious – does anyone know if it was the Marine that was coming to the aid of the driver that has the 3 fractured vertebrae? Or is it the driver himself? It’s crazy that they fractured 3 vertebrae either way. And I realize that they probably didn’t know he was a Marine when it was happening, I’m just curious about the Marine angle for pretty obvious reasons.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 25, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's the link:
I haven’t seen anything specific about the Marine involved yet.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 25, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's what my best Google-fu came up with.
From Deadspin: Marine allegedly kicked in face
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 25, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Another source
Doesn’t ID the Marine, but seems pretty emphatic JJ was kicking someone in the head:
My parents believed in me.
LMFAO
“Our compliance staff talked and they were not comfortable with that,” LSU spokesman Herb Vincent said. “He’s representing them and he’s going to have to bill them. The method of payment is still to be determined.”
Bend over boys!
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
MCD, should those football players have any fear of reprisal? I’d be sh1tting myself if I found out the guy I smashed up was trained to kill.
by winduckswin on Aug 25, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This just in:
Witnesses at Shady’s report Imelda Marcos kicked someone in the head.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Solid 1980's Phillipine politics reference.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Dduck's Idol.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this is more pairs of shoes than I have owned in my entire life
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You be nice to the lady who is not old enough to be your mother!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
I figure that there are 12 months in a year. 2 pairs of shoes per month, 24.
Times that by her approximate age… that’s 672 pairs of shoes, and she doesn’t look a pair over.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love you Shufelt
Just think of how many I will have owned by the time I get to my actual age!
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
680?
That’s really not that many more, Daisy.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait - is today
‘Happy Sweet Talk Daisy Day’? Because that’s my favorite holiday after ‘Happy I Hate Washington Day’.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
What would happen if we ever held them on the same day?
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone would have to get some new shoes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
I hear BRPD just got a new shipment in.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sweet Jesus
Don’t even joke about that. That’s like punking me into thinking I have the winning lottery ticket.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
at one time?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
not even a tenth as many
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
It would be awesome to know how many pairs of shoes I’ve owned in my life time. The truth is, I doubt I have more than 50 pair in my closet right now. I might have to count tonight because now I’m curious. I’d still beat JJ though.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Oh, they count sister. I might almost be double digits in that category.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Yeah, I purge mine pretty regularly.
Therefore, I have nowhere near that many. Maybe 30?
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I’ve gone the “quality over quantity” route on flips, so I only have five or six. Thirty total. Used to be a lot more, but after having to haul them around when I moved three times in a single year, I saved the ones that made me think, “I love these shoes” and tossed or donated the rest. The volt shoes are going to get me into trouble when I run into someone/cross against the light because I’m staring down at them and not where I’m going.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 25, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got 20+ on the flipflops,
I kinda got a thing for them (pretty much never met one I didn’t like). I’m need a new pair of duck flipflops tho, mine are about worn through.
I haven't really found a good pair
of Duck flops that I like. I don’t like the ones I’ve seen at the Duck Store, and there was a pair at Fred Meyer, but they were sort of meh. If you find a cute pair let me know where you found them.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
You too,
just got back from FM and they’ve got nothing. But, I was able to pick up a 2010 Pac 10 Championship t-shirt on clearance for about $5 (also got a new pair of Duck flannel pj bottoms).
On a related note, last year I broke a flip on the way to Autzen and, therefore, had to get new ones at the Duck Store. Some strange guy behind me looked at me all judgmental-like and said, “You’re buying shoes HERE?” Why yes, nosy and unconcerned man, I AM. Shut up about it!
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 26, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s almost 100 shoes!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Wow, you’re good at math. Are you a genius?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
He just posts on a blog.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Jonas Salk was a genius; I comment on a blog.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think that makes you a wizard.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
iPhone only for now.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
just installed
Do not like. More later.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:10 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Worst feature: can't change orientation
And posting does t return you where you started from. Font is too small for old man eyes.
Nice try, at least I didn’t have to pay $4.99 for something I’ll never use.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't go changin'....
to try to please us……
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Until they can get a comparable comment engine on it,
It isn’t much more than a streamlined version of the mobile web site.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 25, 2011 9:13 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Not even streamlined.
THERE IS NO BOTTOM OF PAGE BUTTON. now that would be streamlining.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No
/iPhone’d
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've put up a new thread on this
Leave your comments there, the tech will will read them.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
What I want your tech to work on...
Is a game of Duck Hunt where the ducks win…in bloody fashion.
by winduckswin on Aug 25, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah,
That is probably just lovemyducks81, Scott Frost’s number one stalker.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Oh, you just hush.
Stalking and strongly admiring are two very different things.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. The line between the two is drawing by two completely different people!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
I strongly admire your analysis.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Never saw this tweet before
DevonBlackmon12 Devon Blackmon ™☑
Bible study with tony dungy…
What a bunch of thugs
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Chip Kelly has lost control of the Oregon Bible study!
by duckfanmo on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what the OMB calls underage drinking.
Somebody hide Kiko Alonso’s car keys and Darron Thomas’ ability to sit!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Aug 25, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey. Remember the Crusades?
Just sayin’.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You must be an
old Duck fan if you actually remember the Crusades.
I guess glitter can be kinda cool... but not on my windshield!
Whoa whoa whoa...
Slow down! You’re catching on to things WWAAAAAAAAAAY too quick now.
Pace yourself! You’ll get hurt!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Damn, this guy is good.
Can you play receiver, or on the Oline or Dline?
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can’t find that anywhere on Twitter…
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly has regained control of Twitter.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
CK's College gameday ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkhpQKX2Rw&feature=youtu.be
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 25, 2011 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd for being a faster typist than me.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Well Chip actually did something in his commercial.
Les was just there for an excuse to make Lee Corso eat grass.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Pretty sure it's grass.
They like grass in that fancy-schmancy NFL thing.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Actually they like turf for the most part
Its safer for the players than grass is.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
skywaker, thank you for taking the role of my compliance department/research monkey today.
I’m just going to defer all knowledge to you for the rest of the day.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Its my job
I do research (for my PhD) so I track this shit everywhere.
Thanks though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You research turf safety for your PhD?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
No but I just know this stuff
I research government accountability. :-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Well that's a depressing area of study.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
GAO?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Found any?
I guess glitter can be kinda cool... but not on my windshield!
by JIDuck97 on Aug 25, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just remember re turf btw
That Paul Allen changed his mind on turf vs. green when they played at Fusky Stadium and liked the turf better than real grass.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I heard turf
is actually worse for the knees?
I might be mistaken…
I think LSU plays on grass don’t they?
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
LSU does
But turf drains better, is softer, etc, less likely to get impacted by weather mainly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Apparently
I am right and wrong :) early turfs were bad.
http://www.hss.edu/conditions_artificial-turf-sports-injury-prevention.asp
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah they were
But the new field turf stuff is better.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You can only pull off a good grass field under the right conditions
Need lots of sun, great drainage, the ability to control irrigation, and not have it played on too much when it’s really wet. It works in California. Up here, not so much.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
just remember as a kid
playing soccer on Turf (very rarely) and slide tackling.. you only did that once. THE BURNS!
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So much this.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why
I played goalie. I could actually just tackle people if I touched the ball first. Man that was a sweet rule.
I guess glitter can be kinda cool... but not on my windshield!
Turf, baby!
It’s beautiful turf. Our boys are gonna cruise on that thing.
by Brandon Duckerson on Aug 25, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
So what's this BS about the NCAA essentially blackmailing Seastrunk
into “talking” by holding immediate eligibility over his head?
So much for standing up for the integrity of college athletics.
My parents believed in me.
and how much is ones word worth
Will a 19 year old that REALLY wants to play football tell the truth or will he lie to make himself look better? Its really not fair to Oregon to do this. Its not fair to Lache either.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter how it gets done.
THIS is the NCAA’s only mission at this point.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Good thing I had my headphones on for that one…..
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
btw...
this was speculation by cbssports bloggers. The investigators probably have a hunch if they’re getting all they can out of Lyles and Lache. From the accounts we are hearing, the NCAA is happy with how Oregon has conducted themselves. I doubt they go this route.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Yeah, I thought this was really silly.
What does he say, “I’ll take your partial/full immunity. Oh, btw, I have nothing new to tell you.”
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG, BisonDucks!
We agreed on something! 8-P
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Do we usually disagree?
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
You made a comment a few months back about us sometimes/almost always/always disagreeing on stuff.
Ever since then, I’ve been very careful about what I write in response to your comments.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You go to be careful which bisonduck you are responding to.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Which one is this?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
to this day,
I don’t know why I put the “s” in my handle. Must be my multiple personalities. I don’t believe there a multiple Bucknellians that root for the ducks.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
The cramps have been really bad this offseason for me....
I’m moody, I’ve been crying for no reason and my nipples are very sensitive…..I’M A WRECK!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
where are these accounts
you are hearing?
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
If they were promising immediate transfer for dirt on Oregon (which may or may not be the truth), that would be all sorts of messed up.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
why didn't the reporter ask for clarification?
by Quacker Backer on Aug 25, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Conjecture on the part of CBS. IOW: Actual BS.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
On the 30th ESPNClassic is showing our games @ Arizona in 09 & @ USC last year. I’m kinda bummed that they’re not showing the Stanford game from last year since that was my favorite game from last year.
CSNNW is replaying all the games in order
I think Stanford is tonight.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oh yeah the whole Blazers thing
Too bad…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don’t know why they don’t carry it, they carry other CSN channels. It sucks because they don’t carry CSNNW or CSNPHILLY so I don’t get to see all the “local” sports coverage on my favorite teams
Its a dispute re Blazers rights
Comcast doesn’t want to sell it to them so they aren’t. At least not yet.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Which is stupid because the Blazers are shown anyways because of the other teams, plus I forget which channel it is but some of there own broadcasts are shown on directv. The 76ers are in a similar situation but I think that will change soon now that they are under new ownership. The old ownership were the owners of comcast
Actual reason:
Comcrap doesn’t want to give their customers the option of switching to DirecTV. Blazer fans = captive audience.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Ouch.
I just switched to DTV last week, forgetting that Comcrap replays the previous season at this time every year.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
And
Does Pac12 exist for satellite? I thought it was in the makings but not finalized yet?
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
They have a year.
Since the rights are wholly owned by the conference, it shouldn’t be an issue.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Read the other coaches' Page 2 articles as well
and 5 out of 11 Pac12 coaches not named Chip Kelly think the Duck is the best mascot in the league (besides that of their own school). Also a few think Oregon has the hottest cheerleaders. I just find that question creepy.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I'm glad Chip answered that question the way he did.
Most of those girls are at least 20 years younger (not that that has stopped anyone ever).
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was the great thing about college girls.
You get older, and they stay the same age.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
You really need to watch Pulp Fiction!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I don't need to have children
I’m going to put a picture of this meme on my desk!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a banner on your wall yet of your sig?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I am one of the sperm donors of the "Axemen23 needs to see 'Pulp Fiction'" meme
It’s kind of like that movie, “Twins.”
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
So is this meme Arnold or Danny?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
It's both
I haven’t met Axe, so I can’t say which one he is.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a good guess which one he's not...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought about
asking him if he’s seen Dazed and Confused since he wasn’t the target audience of that joke but I’ll just stick with Pulp Fiction.
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
And have his mouth write another check his ass can’t cash?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes they do, yes they do
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
by mackjones23 on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
LaMichael James is really good at football.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Dat boy can sho' play him sum footbaw, but he dudn't have jets like hour boys.
/SEC’d
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
White Vontaze Burfict
There’s a bit of controversy regarding the WWL’s use of a photoshopped white Michael Vick image over at EDSBS, but another example arrived in my mailbox last week…
ESPN the Magazine’s photo, from their college issue:
(And before you ask, no, that’s not Brock Osweiler, who wears #17 and is tat-free.)
WTF?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
The EDSBS Michael Vick article.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
No problem, buddy.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I'm not your guy, friend.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
He's not our friend, pal.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
But he might be his Muddy Waters.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
WTF is that thing?
Besides frightening enough to give me nightmares.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
Pelican
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This will make it look more familiar
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Oooooohhhhhh
a PELICAN.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
by daisyduck on Aug 25, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would like to take this time out from our usual programming
to pimp Pelican Pub & Brewery. I’ve had eleven of their styles thus far and liked every single one.
Ankle-Buster Ale
India Pelican Ale
Kiwanda Cream Ale
MacPelican’s Scottish Style Ale
Winema Wit
Saison du Pelican
Bridal Ale
Le Pelican Brun
Grand Cru de Pelican
Stormwatcher’s Winterfest
Nestucca ESB
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
<3 Kiwanda
That’s what really started my love affair with Cream Ales.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
It's the only Cream Ale I really like.
Most of them are just too bland. Can’t wait to clone a homebrew of it someday soon.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They aren’t exciting, but they aren’t offensive. They are just really smooth and drinkable.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Agreed.
I’m spoiled on beers with funky yummy tastiness, I think. I don’t actively dislike cream ales, but will just nearly always choose something else if I want a session beer.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'mf pha phhlicnf!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what about
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I can't stop staring at this pelican
(likely due to my phobia of very large birds – long story). Will someone tell me if that thing real? Or is it like a fake or taxidermed pelican? Clearly I don’t know jack about pelicans so I can’t tell. It is SO CREEPY.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Curse you, Offseason.
I have no idea if it was alive when the picture was taken.
But it sounds like it’s having the same effect on you as it had on the woman in the picture.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LSU beating police excerpt
Lowery advises that while standing outside in the parking lot of the bar, he observed several suspects that he believed were LSU football players (approximately 10-15 people) pull an unknown W/M [white male] out of a black Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck. He advises the crowd began to severely beat the unknown W/M. Lowery advises that he intervened and managed to pull the unknown W/M from the crowd. Lowery advises that he managed to get the unknown W/M back into his pickup truck. Lowery states that the unknown W/M was able to leave the parking lot. Lowery advises that the suspects then began to physically assault him. Lowery states that he was punched and kicked several times by the crowd. I observed that Lowery’s face was swollen and had several bruises. Lowery also had blood on his shirt. Lowery advises that after beating him, the suspects got into a silver vehicle and left the scene Lowery states that he believes that Jordan Jefferson and Josh Johns, both LSU football players, were two of the individuals who attacked him.
That’s simply disgusting. Do these guys go back to campus, high five each other and say “man, we really kicked the crap out of that dude”? Fifteen to one?!
Effing cowards.
My parents believed in me.
Well so far so good anyways
3-8-1 is still a huge hole to climb out of. If you could continue your 0-fer day at the plate that would be helpful.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Hughes picked a good day to pull a Burnett.
It’s like a perfect storm of suck.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
If you're really looking for a Burnett
he’s on the list for tomorrow. Though I already picked up the best streamer for tomorrow, so you can’t have him. BWHAHAHAHAHA.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
I don't want him.
I’m standing pat with my four. Shouldn’t have picked up Hughes but my lack of instinct got the better of me, oh well, nothing like making it interesting.
If I can’t pull off a pitching win with this staff all active this weekend, I don’t deserve it.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Whoever wins, you've got 2007 Oregon coming at you next week.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Only if Roy Halladay gets upended in Arizona.
And Ivan Nova gets hit by a car.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Or they go out to a bar near Jordan Jefferson’s house.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 25, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What I want to know
is how you managed to motivate Adrian Gonzalez to break a 22-game homerless streak. He’s got four in three games. As of the first inning tonight anyway.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Well, he added one more
I went from 0-0-12 to 5-5-2 in one day. Yes, you sucked THAT hard and my team kicked THAT much ass.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
ANSWER THE QUESTION
You have a photo of him sleeping in Craig James’ car with the five dead hookers in the trunk, don’t you?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
That Acrobatics and Tumbling poster looks good on my Mac.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Boom
Reliable #LSU source confirms that jr. WR Russell Shepard will be suspended for the Oregon game due to compliance issues.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's because of some housing controversy, wasn't it?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Yeah he was sent home from SEC media day
It has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the recent bar fight thing.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Bottom line
Oregon will not have its best corner available to cover LSU’s best suspended receiver.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 25, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The guy was an ex-QB too
Also could run the ball on a WR sweep sort of thing, dangerous player.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But what if LSU has to have their best passer playing because their starting QB is out? Then where do things stand?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
OMG what if Jefferson is suspended?!?!?
We’re so fucked!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
How are we going to prepare?
We only have a week!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We might as well forfeit
and take next week to get ready for Nevada.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
That's sound advice, Tako
Thanks for talking me down!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't work full time as a police negotiator for nothing.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
We are very lucky to have you among us.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LSU has really bad timing with these things.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been in the works for a while.
I remember reading a few weeks back that his suspension was possible.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Yeah he was sent home from SEC media days
There were rumors he had been suspended which LSU denied at the time.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Les just wanted to make Oregon game plan for him for a while.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I realize that
still unfortunate timing.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Official word btw
LSU release on Russell Shepard: “LSU will seek reinstatement for Shepard but he is expected to miss a number of games.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Speaking of which
I know a compliance officer or two (one of which may have been a former NCAA staff person) was quoted as saying Cliffy’s reimbursement for the rental would probably save him from ineligibility (not from Chip, though), but can anyone cite a reasonable, logical source (i.e. not teh twitters, Clowny, Sports by TMZ, etc.) that states when and what kind of decision we are likely to face?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I've seen of previous things like this,
if Cliff reimbursed (his girlfriend or whomever) right up front, there was never an improper benefit to begin with.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
But they just suspended a dude for talking to some other dude before a meeting.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dez Bryant was suspended for an entire season...
for lying about simething that wouldn’t have gotten him in trouble in the first place (if my memory serves me correctly). If you lie, tamper or obstruct, you might as well write your death sentence.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Yeah, the only question would have be something like, “he wouldn’t have been able to borrow and then reimburse her if he wasn’t a football player!” The NCAA is so damn stupid.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Sadly, there is no failure of logic with that argument.
If Cliff weren’t a football player, he almost certainly wouldn’t be attending the UofO, etc.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff should be suspended for the season. If he weren’t a football player they wouldn’t let him put on those fancy shoes and run around Autzen every Saturday! Not every student gets to go hang out with Chip Kelly and snatch footballs away from Darron Thomas. In fact, I bet if Darron Thomas weren’t a quarterback he wouldn’t even get to throw those footballs around! It’s so unfair, ban them both!!!!!
by JonathanPDX on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I almost literally wouldn't be surprised if the NCAA came to such a conclusion.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently he wasn’t suspended for the housing issue; he was suspended for conferring with a teammate before an NCAA meeting.
WTFNCAA
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've said it before
The NCAA considers abuse of their process to be far worse than most actual violations.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, I’ve said that too. As much as anything else, I’m surprised that’s an abuse of the process.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing I could compare it to
Is that in real cases witnesses may not be allowed to talk to each other before they testify so they can’t coordinate their stories.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, I guess. Just…wow.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of the twitter...Ha!
@GregsSportscave
Still surprised one of Jordan Jefferson’s teammates haven’t turned in evidence on him yet… Especially Russell Shepard or any other WR.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
Hey guys did you know...
NEXT WEEK IS GAME WEEK!!!!
Double Boom!
Police released the report from the early Friday morning fight. A female eyewitness makes an accusation she saw JJ kicking one of the four victims in the head. Police hadn’t acknowledged this until now. ESPN linky. No charges have been filed.
Shreveport Times article
Here. Again, this is the first time police have acknowledged the allegation JJ kicked someone in the head.
“A female witness of the fight outside Shady’s Bar last week told police that she “knows for certain that she observed Jordan Jefferson kick in the face” one of the people later sent to the hospital…."
And
“She (a witness) observed Josh Johns as being one of the people who attacked Lowery,” the report said. “She advises that approximately five more suspects joined in on the attack of Lowery and that she believes that all were LSU football players because some she recognized as being on the team. The others were were wearing official LSU football shirts and she could identify them through pictures if needed.”
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Just for the record, Glenn Guilbeau:LSU::John Canzano:Oregon.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
Keep colunmists away from water and don’t feed them after midnight.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but what’s his pun name and # of twitter followers?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
GLENN DILDO, AMIRITE?
WITH THAT KIND OF NAME HE MUST HAVE A BILLION FOLLOWERS.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We usually reference the fact that he’s from the fictional town of Gannett, Louisiana, rather than making a pun.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this more.
Can we make up a fictional town for Canzano? Aintry, Oregon?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Wow! I literally laughed way to hard while at work
In my defense, it’s birthday cake day!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Gomorrah, OR?
OTOH, we could go with a weird, yet legitimate name: Lebanon, OR.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Boring, Oregon
SEE WUT I DID THUR
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Lyingsackofshit, Alabama
If you’re making up a town for Cantzano to fester in, why have it be in Oregon?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Becasue that would make it too easy. because we could use Austrian towns like this one.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Too easy for what?
How much effort do we want to waste on Cueball?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/shiftyeyes
/backsawayfromthejokethread
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was in Germany? No, seriously….
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I only know what I learned on wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_austria
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Without the comma in the URL, I think it’s even better.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a comma in the URL?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I meant that without the comma, as it is in the URL, I think it’s even better. It comes across as either a curse or a description of what Austria is doing.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you explain that to those of us who
don’t have their dental work performed with deep fried drills?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s from Gannett, Louisiana. Gannett doesn’t exist. That’s really about it.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhhhhh
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
many of the peep’s on the lsu site consider the whole situation non issue cause the victim has a restraining order from his ex-girlfriend. Boy oh boy that lsu education is something.
A couple LSU fans on twitter are giving up hope
Talking about selling their tix since their backups will be mostly playing or something.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
A lot of the trolls coming over to ATVS were basing it on “This guy said he went and helped after he saw the football players pull a guy out of a pickup and start beating him up.” You don’t think the fact that “This guy” was earlier that night stalking his ex at a bar and hitting her friend calls the white-knight-ness of his original story into question even a little bit?
Also, before you go talking about someone else’s education, learn that apostrophes do not mean “HOLY SHIT! HERE COMES AN S!”
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not a fan of violating a restraining order (alleged or not)
but he was allegedly rushing to the aid of some dude in the middle of an alleged facial rearrangement by alleged members of the LSU football team. Alleged, alleged, alleged.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, did we miss something?
I think you two need to hug it out.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn’t violating a restraining order; his behavior that night was what ultimately led her to file for a restraining order:
Elizabeth B. Siadous, 18, says in a petition for protection from abuse that on the night of Aug. 18, her ex-boyfriend, Andrew Lowery, 21, followed her to a bar, cursed and yelled at her, cornered her several times and hit one of her friends. It is not known if the friend is a man or a woman.Source.
…
In her request for a temporary restraining order, Siadous also alleges that on Aug. 3, Lowery showed up at her Baton Rouge home and forced his way inside.
Lowery began screaming and crying and refused to leave, the petition says.
Lowery also previously followed Siadous to New Orleans and threatened her friends, the petition says.
A judge granted the temporary restraining order Wednesday and set a September hearing date.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Good people do bad things. Bad people do good things. Both do stupid things.
Ok, so his ex-girlfriend has a temporary restraining order against him. TRO is only in place until the hearing takes place for the real restraining order.
Even if someone alleges (and I am not saying anyone has or will) she was standing next to the truck that honked at the football players, Lowery doesn’t deserve to have his face kicked in for trying to aid someone who was being beat up.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m just calling bullshit on people who’re jumping with scant evidence to “Lowery was trying to aid someone who was being beat” up.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. The report says “Lowery advises that he managed to get the unknown W/M back into his pickup truck.” I’m saying that Lowery’s words should not be taken as gospel truth.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I should have said that I’m calling bullshit on people who’re jumping with scant evidence to absolute certainty that Lowery was trying to aid someone who was being beat up.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Let’s just slow down here a second. Are you telling people that they should afford Jordan Jefferson the same benefit of the doubt that they gave to Jeremiah Masoli, Kiko Alonso, Cliff Harris, and every other Duck that got arrested over the last two years? Because that just seems too extreme.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
FAIR IS FOR PUSSIES
Not really, but it’s fun to say it.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche, sir.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 26, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
On the one hand, more evidence came out that Lowery is a lying sack of shit from the Shady’s employees who were like “Hey, uh, he threw the first punch. And the truck pulled right into the middle of the fracas; it wasn’t there at the beginning of the fight.”
On the other hand, warrants issued for Jefferson and Johns. Crap.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t matter who started the fight, kicking heads is not as smart of a move as walking away
by echo31 on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who started the fight isn’t nearly as important as who lied to the police about how things went down. And who else is still taking what that guy told the police as gospel truth.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you calling bullshit because you think he shouldn’t have been there?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
This girl is 18 years old and going into bars?
Orlando Magic. Oregon Ducks. Seattle Mariners. Jacksonville Jaguars.
That's a very tasty looking army!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have this strange theory
That knowing how nuts Les Miles is, this is all just some bizarre plot to let our guard down. Chip won’t fall for it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think it’s ESPN’s way of making sure there are plenty of chances for pre-game and during-game segments and talking points
That's right!
It wasn’t Jordan Jefferson that did it. It was Lee Corso wearing an oversized Jordan Jefferson head. The LSU blogs know the truth!
by JonathanPDX on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Anyone been by Tiger Droppings lately?
Anyone suicidal yet? I saw on Twitter some LSU fans are selling their tickets now
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yup, they're starting to lose it a little.
There are now posts by die-harders (for instance, guys with over 4000 posts) that predict an Oregon win, by a couple touchdowns, in their official predictions thread. And nobody’s really arguing the point. That’s about as clear an indication as you can possibly get as to their current mindset.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Three new bilboards at the Mo courtesy of Moseley:
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
They really should have used our photoshopped picture in the second one.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yeah, that last one is awesome.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 25, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Look closely, you can almost see a brown stain forming on Cam's ass.
First you say it, then you do it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We are getting faster receivers?
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Definitely.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
If Sumler RS football this year
Can he still do run track in the spring and not lose a year of eligibility?
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe so.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
The rules stipulate that you have 5 years from your date of enrollment to compete in four seasons worth of a sport. Playing one does not affect your eligibility in another (and it is the act of enrolling in school that starts the eligibility timeline, which is why gray-shirting kids is an option).
I don't mean to impose...
Interesting news from Moseley -
DuckFootball The only real specifics he offered were that Mariota capped a strong camp with a good day today and is challenging Bennett.
This when referring to the 2 deep that will be formulated today and tomorrow for Saturday.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me this guy doesnt want to rock your party
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He might be The One who brings balance.
Big arm, great wheels, NFL size.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He is believed to have a higher mitichloran count than Master Joey!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds a bit like some kid named Dixon...
Only about 20 lbs heavier coming in…
Bigger...stronger...faster?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Posted Canzano's latest doozy of a column...
re: Les Miles and posted on tigerdroppings so they can see what we are dealing with. Enjoy.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Someone posted it in the fanshots too. What a load of bullshit. Can no one just wait until the facts come in? I think Les Miles has handled this as well as any coach can be expected to.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we need to amend the community rules...
and have one exception.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I still like Canzano way better than Schroeder. At least Canzano is interesting.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
two exceptions then????
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I couldn't help myself...I clicked.
Where I found this literary gem: “More than 20 LSU players were present at the and broke curfew bar, according to published reports.” (emphasis mine)
Excellent writing and editing, hurrrrrrrr.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
LSU Question
Did the police ever identify the unknown W/M in the pickup truck that left the parking lot after the “IgotmyFaceKickedInbyShoePair34” intervened?
Have not had a chance to go through all of the stuff posted so far…
ssshhh....
Article in Houston Chronicle
says that Shepard meeting with NCAA was Lyles related.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
A person familiar with the situation says the inquiry involves the NCAA’s probe of LSU’s relationship with scouting service owner and purported street agent Willie Lyles. The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because LSU has not said what the inquiry entailed.
I feel like I am in the twilight zone. This shit is getting weird.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
i thought the Lyles connection to LSU was with Travon Reed who ended up at Auburn?
i’m beginning to not trust this Will Lyles fellow.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Aug 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
His involvement goes back to Patrick Peterson...
this ain’t good.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Yup
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
by JShufelt on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's a rec.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
/clownzano'd
A person familiar with the situation says the inquiry involves the NCAA’s probe of LSU’s relationship with scouting service owner and purported street agent Willie Lyles. The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because LSU has not said what the inquiry entailed.
(emphasis added)
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course,
they are worried about this one over on tigerdroppings because the writer is supposedly legit.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
What do you guys think playcalling will be like to open the game?
Test the waters?
Guns firing?
Or somewhere in between?
While I expect a couple runs and a TE look, I wouldn’t put it past Chip to call a play action bomb to Huff to open the game for us – somewhat similar to Huff’s deep catch against USC just before halftime.
What say you?
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Aug 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I hope we run the ball. I want to see our offensive line come out and set a physical tone for the game.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think we’ll either run the ball or pass it. I don’t see us punting until at least the 4th down.
/magicjohnson’d
/joemorgan'd
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict that the winner of this game...
will be the team who manages to score the most points.
/expert analysis
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
More passing than expected
The only “regret” CK has ever expressed was being too stubborn with the run against Auburn. If LSU’s D-Line is as advertised, I bet we pass the shit out of it to get them running all over before establishing the running game.
My parents believed in me.
My answer to the jackholes now saying the victim was a villain:
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
Johnny's sidekick didn't have a TRO on him
or he would have come to Johnny’s rescue.
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be doing the hard work of raising a pint of Belgian ale in their general direction from my porch.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Missing this year.
daisyduck's #8 fan, lacking the skills to be #1
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 25, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ha
I have to work for the first time since mid June.
Damn you back to school interferring with my two months of being extremely lazy.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
For real.
I went back today, although we don’t technically report until Monday, and everyone is already in a serious state of PANIC! It’s gonna be quite a year…
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 25, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to bike ride 80 miles on Saturday, does that sort of count?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Something of a shocker from Chip?
Mariota pushing Bennett for the #2 spot? Is this just subtle praise for Marcus?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Oops, somehow missed the similar post above.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Moseley thinks it partially coach speak.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, but really funny
Earlier today, the Yahoo! headline, “Danica Patrick reveals new career plan” and feature video, “Female ape is crowned world’s smartest” on the same page at the same time. Originally, it came up with Danica as the lead picture. I had to finegle it a bit to reproduce the result: 
And no, I am not a fan of racing when to only turns in one direction.
If she is an ape...
then she has nice ape tits
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Aug 25, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd watch National Geographic
While earning a PhD in primatology!
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, I can do better than that: If she were a monkey, she'd be a babe-boon!
/Wane’sWorldWane’sWorldIt’sPartyTimeIt’sExcellent’d
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 25, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: A note to Phil Hughes
Hi Phil,
In your last two starts against Oakland, your team has scored 39 runs.
Would it have killed you to last more than four innings each start? Hmm? The Fucking A’s? This is not Murderer’s Row fer chrissakes. You had four straight quality starts. You two-hit the Twins. Shut out the Sox. But against Oakland you fold like an origami Titanic.
If axemen23 wins this round I am holding you personally responsible and take no responsibility for any subsequent actions of reprisal. That’s all. You bastard.
Cordially,
benz
/yesi’mbitteraboutastupidfantasygamewhydoyouask
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Hahahahaha
can I post another picture of Armanti Edwards? This is turning into I’m 2010 Oregon you’re 2010 Stanford
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
SportsByTMZ continues to maintain his journalistic standards
I won’t link it because I’m afraid of catching skeeziness, but C*nz*no’s favorite “investigative” “journalist” has resurrected the old story of bankrupt North Carolina football coach Otis Yelverton’s connections to Cal recruits a couple of years ago. But I’ll save you the trouble of going there yourself as a public service. The highlights:
Apparently Yelverton as a mentor of some kind helped pay for recruiting trips to Oregon and Cal for several players including Gabe King, Keenan Allen, Zach Maynard, Chris McCain, James Scales and Remene Alston, Jr.
Yelverton also wrangled $40k worth of gear as a donation to his high school from Nike, “through his connections with the Oregon athletic department”.
There are other attempts to connect Yelverton with Oregon. The article makes a point of stating Alston “joined the Oregon team in 2007”, which is just funny, since he was on the scout team in 2006. He also drags up the story of Gabe King moving to Eugene his senior year to work out eligibility issues.
I’ve read the story three times and have absolutely no idea what point he’s trying to make.
Why did I just waste ten minutes of my life when I could have been photoshopping Barkley?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
There's a lot I hate about that guy,
but what infuriates me the most is that he is absolutely determined to have the lowest ratio of site readability to page hits. It’s so frustrating.
Seriously, Brooks, Jesus — take a Web Design 101 class.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He must have had lots of friends with myspace accounts.
Or maybe he just likes the look and feel of FrontPage 97.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
The best tools in the world can't make up for bad taste and lack of design skills.
Believe me. Sigh.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why he might as well stick with FrontPage 97.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey there!
I see that you’re trying to make a web page that looks like warm baked ass run through a blender on the highest “suck” setting. Would you like me to help?
- Mash up a bunch of contextless pictures into a single graphic
- Randomly have some things bolded, underlined, italicized, or have random combinations of the three
- Vertically stretch your few useable pictures to next Wednesday and back while superimposing a hideous translucent embossed logo
- Shrink your horizontal margins so that your full page can be read on an iPhone without resizing
- Delete all your thesis statements
- Put a “looking through a vaseline-smeared lens” filter on your graphics
- Write really, really, really stupid articles with innuendo and Enquirer-level fact-checking
Or, I can help you be small and insulting on Twitter while simultaneously misspelling more than would be acceptable from a public-school eighth grader!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd
But…
But this is when he didn’t try to earn credibility as a journalist and was just flat out sleazy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Holy crap, that is actually a lot worse.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
1992 called
It wants its web design back.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He lost what tiny bit of credibility he had left with me (1/1000000000000000000000th)
When he didn’t include Autzen in his “best atmospheres in college FB”.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And don't forget: I have great friends among famous mainstream journalists!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
This is just too good
I love how he uses mentored in quotes. How dare anyone ever try to help out high school students. HOW DARE THEY!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Dickson just made a great catch in traffic against the Redskins!
And then subsequently scored another TD against Cal.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
I went looking for a Pro Combat uni on the bookstore website. No dice
Also, it looks like they’ve only released three jerseys: Huff #4, Thomas, #5 and LMJ#21. I want a Cliffy jersey, dammit!
Nike will release them at midnight eastern I think
At their site, I dunno if its on the Oregon bookstore site too.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
fBSU/Nevada on ESPNU right now. almost half time. stick around. it gets better.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
This actually made me jump out of my computer chair to turn on my TV. Unfortunately, the game was over. But hey, I got to hear Mike Bellotti instead.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
@AdamJude_RG Adam Jude
Oregon o-line coach Steve Greatwood says redshirt frosh Hroniss Grasu will start at center vs LSU.
@jameslharris_uo James Harris
Rob Beard set the record at campus chicken shack with 48 wings. Smh yfrog.com/kgr8oxsj
setting the bar high. anyone got their career best?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I think I ate nine once. I’m more a leg man.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 7:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Who says kickers don't do anything else well?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
:-(
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Always torn on that one
between feeling bad for the kicker, and enjoying those fans being unhappy (thanks to so many BSU trolls.)
Putting the awe in some on a day to day basis!
The role of the token Boise supporter on AtQ is a lonely one. (I suppose we get occasional Boise trolls, but I hate them.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It now occurs to me that AllSaintsDay has it much worse in this regard (it seems to me), so I feel like a jerk for whining.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
We hate on LSU for one game in one season. fBSU gets the treatment all year, every year.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Unconditionally.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Deservedly, I might add.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't hate on LSU.
I want them to be good. You get more credit for beating LSU than Tennessee, in case any of y’all are forgetting something.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Maybe hate was a bad word choice in regards to them.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure fBSU gets it worse, but I’ve felt plenty of hate on here for more than one game in one season.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 26, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Talmadge Jackson
just intercepted Kellen Clemens… Kind of a win/lose scenario.
I guess glitter can be kinda cool... but not on my windshield!
and then they very quickly dropped the ball (literally)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 25, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Talmadge Jackson was insane vs. USC.
I’m watching the USC game right now.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L-I-Z-E-D".
The loser waiting outside the daisyduck club because the bouncer won't let me in.
Nate Costa insights on "Talkin' Ducks" on CSNNW
1. Lache wasn’t really grasping the offense.
2. Barner and LMJ are big friends.
3. The giant pictoral playcards are as much about distracting the other team as they are about really calling plays.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Apparently the father does do better than the son
But seriously yeah he’s good on camera.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Since this worked out so well last time I did it..
Come on, gang, did you all forget to come in from the parking lot at halftime?? WHERE’S MY 10TH MAN???
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude, that’s just embarrassing.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 25, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
The Axemen’s evil is clearly winning the day though, that’s kind of sad.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Axemen is evil. One week, I had him beat, only to have it reversed days later. I’m still bitter.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He's certainly stirred up Satan's minions.
Four homers and 14 RBI on a travel day fer chrissakes.
Didn’t help my own cause by starting Hughes. Of course, the axemen started Hughes last, and he mowed down the Twins.
Too damn much dumb luck in this game. I quit.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 25, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the great thing is
I wasn’t even targeting RBI, that was one I’d all but given up on (hence my ditching two position players). Good thing you went 2-21 there old chum.
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
No it's not too soon for another comeback kids post
Upping the ante this time…
/goesbacktodoinghakadance
The "Bill Simmons" of ATQ
for $170, these new oregon-inspired Nike’s better work out for me while i sit on the couch:
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?cp=USNS_TWIT_092509&l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-450525/pgid-450527
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
oops. http://t.co/d9eYMnY
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Would be better with Volt laces, but I likey.
by sacduxnutz on Aug 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't really get it.
Of course, I have exactly 6 pairs of shoes: one black and one brown pair of Allen Edmonds dress/casual dress shoes, one pair of hiking shoes, one pair of hiking boots, and 2 pairs of general-purpose “work boots,” all brown, all Danner, none less than 3 years old (not counting the odd pair of “water socks” and sandals). I heart simplicity. My wife wears that many shoes in a day. Not really, but you know what I mean.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 26, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
For that much money
I’d want to power to make the shoes do this:
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i’m pretty sure Camelback Mt is made out of silicone.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
The..."peak" is uncanny, isn't it?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 26, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa!
Paul Myerberg of Pre-Snap Read has Oregon ranked at #9 on his countdown, which is quite a bit lower than I thought he’d have us.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
didnt realize this was an on-going debate:
If not Texas A&M, then Oregon has the nation’s best backfield.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Most have LUCK/taylor as 2nd.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
My comments on this travesty will be found in tomorrow’s quack fix.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
My comments on this travesty can be found in the comments of the travesty
as follows (once they clear moderation, that is):
Did you consider why those BCS-game-losing teams drop off the next year? Across the board, they were loaded with seniors or draft-eligible talent at the skill positions. The players didn’t stick around for another try, or if they did, they didn’t contribute.
Last year Texas lost Colt McCoy (Heisman finalist). A year earlier, Bradford (Heisman) was coming off a BCS season but tore his ACL in the first game; bye bye Sooners. In 2007 Ohio State didn’t have Troy Smith (Heisman). Matt Leinart (Heisman) left USC after 2005. All Oklahoma lost after 2004 was Jason White (2003 Heisman) and Adrian Peterson (2004 finalist).
The U in 2003? Say goodbye to Dorsey and McGahee (Heisman finalists), along with Andre Johnson and Sean Taylor. No Eric Crouch (Heisman) for Nebraska in 2002, hello Independence Bowl. Chris Weinke at FSU? Heisman and gone by 2001. Michael Vick was 3rd in Heisman voting as a freshman in 1999, but his injury in midseason cost the Hokies a return shot in 2000.
Get the drift here? All those teams had Heisman finalists and winners and/or guys who were in the NFL the next season. They either couldn’t or wouldn’t stick around for the old college try, or were too banged up to pull it off.
Oregon returns its entire starting backfield, including its Heisman finalist from 2010. If the Ducks don’t get back to the BCS game this season, it won’t be for lack of talent.
And it won’t be because of some imaginary BCS-loser jinx.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Wasn't Bradford's injury a shoulder thing,
that was aggrivated after an ill-fated attempt to return too soon?
That said, excellent work.
I believe that's the case
but the point is that all those teams failed because the players they’d had during their run to the Natty weren’t around to help them out the next season.
I realize I’m taunting the injury gods here.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I see what you’re saying, but I feel like our questions on the lines give him plenty of reason to want to put us down where he did. I wouldn’t, but I don’t mind that he did.
Honestly, I don’t think 9 is egregiously low for us. Sure, we return a lot of experience at the skill positions, but we have good reasons to be concerned about our play in the trenches going forward.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 26, 2011 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah crap like that
Makes me remember that those people mean jack when it comes to the things that matter in sports.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Some good nuggets in the free video...
on DSA with York. He spills the beans on Grasu and Clanton starting. Says the freshman 5 coming in will be as good the ’08 seniors.
You would have to assume that Golpashin rotates in first with Benyard and Cody following. He also says watch for Jake Fisher. I wonder if he rotates in with the tackles. Cody has been playing there, so maybe they can save a year of eligibility.
Jake played TE in high school at pretty high level. Maybe he could play in a goal line jumbo package? Anyways, gotta think the coaches redshirt him.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I have high hopes Clanton will bolster the interior
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Clanton benched 395 in spring...
and ran the 3rd fastest times in the 10 and 20 yard. Considering Grasu and Armstrong were the first two at 270, that is impressive.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
The more I hear from camp, the more excited I am about our O-line.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
LSU is going crazy about freak..
and while he is a truely impressive freshman, Clanton benches more and Grasu squats more. The two newcomers are extremely strong.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I realized the bench on Johnson's bench was...
2010 and not 2011, which as when he was a senior in high school. Damn.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
They might want to be careful what they wish for.
As a Duck fan, I’m not exactly displeased with the idea of a callow freshman being relied upon to make the correct reads defensively against an offense the will at times be reading HIM. Athletic “freaks,” especially young ones, are exactly the type to bite on fakes and/or overpursue.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Too many people are trying...
to make correlations between Auburn and LSU. The similarities stop at SEC WEST. Seriously, it’s like trying to compare Stanford and Oregon’s offenses. While both are great in their own right, they aren’t even close in style or personel.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Well, c'mon now.
Auburn had a big, very experienced D-line and so does…never mind. Auburn also had big, experienced linebackers and LSU also…well, if you’re correct they have a smallish linebacker corps. Yeah, I see the similarities! SEC WEST!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Color me intrigued.
You probably remember that snippet towards the end of open recruiting about Chip saying he wants “all his linemen to be able to play left tackle.” This clearly means he wants big, nimble players who can both pull and hold their blocks with equal aplomb. If this class is what he wanted, in 2 or 3 years these big (they’ll all have gained 20 or more lbs by then, and be in the 290+ range), athletic linemen will be leading the way for some of the most exiting and explosive players in college football, initiated by one of 2 quarterbacks in Bennett and Mariota that were pritnear tailor-made to run said offense handing, pitching, and throwing to the likes of Sumler, Blackmon, Thomas, Carson, Lyerla and other athletes not yet imagined. The mind boggles.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop it!
You’re making me giddy.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
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