Quack Fix: Kelly releases depth chart, Oregon must get physical
by jtlight on Aug 31, 2011 7:17 AM PDT
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Print3 days until Oregon-LSU. Who else is going a bit stir-crazy? Here's some quack to calm the nerves, or maybe cause a little panic, depending on what suits you.
- Chip Kelly released the depth chart for the LSU game yesterday, and nine Ducks will be making their first collegiate start. Kelly made clear that who played the first play wouldn't be a big deal, and the Ducks will rotate extensively much like they did last season. While the defense in particular will be breaking in a number of starters, almost all have played extensively. The only exception is Terrance Mitchell, who will be playing in his first game after redshirting last year.
- Ken Goe's piece today is on Oregon's offensive line, and how they face a big challenge against LSU after getting beat pretty good in the BCS Championship Game. While the Ducks were beat against Auburn, they also beat themselves. With 2 1/2 new starters, they can't afford to make the same mistakes. Luckily for the Ducks, LSU is breaking in a lot of new talent in their defensive front 7. Good thing, because, in my opinion, this matchup will determine the game.
- A great way to kill some time today? Check out a couple podcasts. The Solid Verbal dedicated an entire show to the Oregon-LSU matchup, and Dan and Ty were joined by Rob Moseley and Carter Bryant from KLSU (Baton Rouge). The guys over at And The Valley Shook had Dave on their podcast last night.
- Darron Thomas isn't the only Duck player with ties to LSU. KVAL has a piece on Darrion Weems, who grew up in New Orleans, before moving west after being displaced by Hurricane Katrina.
- Did you really think we could talk about the Lyles Bowl without actually talking about Willie Lyles? Apparently he met with the NCAA yesterday. He also predicted that Oregon would win by 10 points. Schroeder's column today is on the Lyles sideshow. While at some point this Lyles mess may become important, Schroeder is obviously trying to make this more important than it is to almost all fans. Off the field crap happens, and teams must deal with it, and move on. When the games are played, none of that matters.
- One bad columnist leads to another. Canzano has a piece today on LeGarrette Blount and how he's grown over the past two years. Specifically, about how fatherhood has changed him.
- Cal Golden Blogs had us predict how we thought the Pac-12 season would go, and the results can be found here. No real surprises, Pac-12 fans picked Oregon to beat Stanford by a 57-43 margin.
- Lastly, a bit of basketball news. Oregon defeated Cimerbio Varese, 75-67. Jabari Brown once again led Duck scorers, as he had 15.
After the jump, video of Chip Kelly's first press conference of the season, as well as a video preview of the offensive line.
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Teddy Miller breaks down new players to the Pac 12 and starts with lil’ DT aka The Black Mamba aka Ya Know…
How so? Well, if your Twitter feed included people watching the Ducks practice this preseason, what you got was “De’Anthony Thomas just did this,” “De’Anthony Thomas just did that” and “I can’t believe what De’Anthony Thomas just did” over and over again.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I love that Moseley has tried to downplay DAT, but then when we had him on our podcast, you could tell he was excited to see what he could do.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
he’s already my favorite player which is totally irrational. i dont even know what number he’ll be wearing.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I’m probably more excited about watching DAT against LSU than any other aspect of the game. That is totally irrational as well.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Haven't you heard?
He’s way to small and brittle and injury prone and he’s not gonna get any touches and he stole his nickname from Kobe
/espn.commessagboarded
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My favorite line of the Schroeder piece, at the very end:
Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.
Hey, good call, Willie! That’s probably a good move for you. This leads me to my morning timewaster game prompt:
THINGS WILLIE LYLES DOES NOT PLAN TO DO
The game is simple — just list other things that Willie Lyles does not plan to do. Here, I’ll start.
- Willie Lyles does not plan to crack open a battery and drink the fluid inside.
- Willie Lyles does not plan to uninstall the windshield from his car.
- Willie Lyles does not plan to attempt open heart surgery on himself.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Willie Lyles does not plan to construct a scale model of Cowboy Stadium using only head cheese and Miracle Whip.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just had a PTSD flashback to yesterday’s Quack Fix. Well played, sir.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I appreciate that.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I see you vending this at the Country Fair
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I see me eating this at a County Fair.....
I had a deep friend twinkie the other day….just to say I had done it.
/willneverbedoingagain
I don't mean to impose...
I had one a month or so ago, and it was delicious.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
As good a time as any to start posting...
deep fried Oreos a la mode are fantastic.
Welcome
And I feel fatter having just read this comment.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
As someone who has visited the TX State Fair,
I might have to go with Chicken Fried Bacon. Totally worth feeling unable to move for several hours.
chicken fried BACON!?!?!?!?!
Please tell me where in Oregon I can try this masterpiece of god-given cuisine. I must know.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I wish I knew.
Although, if I knew any place that had it regularly, other than the TX State Fair, I would probably get fat enough to require a special dialing wand.
That sounds gross.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
LSU fans must love
this type of corndog
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Test your skill.
Get some thick (1/4"-3/8")sliced bacon.
Make favorite fried chicken batter.
Dip bacon in completed batter and dunk it into 325 degree oil until golden.
/#teampauladean’d
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
Where art thou, Tako?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa whoa...
Chicken Fried Bacon?!?!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Seriously
How have I lived my entire life and NOT known this existed.
MUST HAZ NOW!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Had a Kabaob BBQ a week ago
Bacon wrapped everything. Bacon wrapped steak, Bacon wrapped chicken, Bacon wrapped venison, Bacon wrapped pineapple, Bacon wrapped Bacon.
I <3 Bacon.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
My God... GIS, the Heart Attack Sandwich
Chicken fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between buns toasted in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
There is a place in Bend that has a burger using grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Are you looking for Denny's?
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Willie Lyles does not plan on eating all the pieces from a game of monopoly .
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I've tried baking them into brownies with mixed results.
(wait for it)
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
You smoked it all?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Willie Lyles does not plan to rip his heart right out of his ribcage with his bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till he dies.
It comes in pints?
by GustyJ on Aug 31, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for Weird Al.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“That’s right, I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with thumbtacks or stick my nostrils together with Crazyglue….”
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d for saying you rec’d a post, and the above post actually having a rec.
Seems to be a new epidemic of Recs not given ’round these parts.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Aug 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for reccing the rec
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
flagged.
ha, kidding!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for this.
I’m stuck in am awful 8-hour district meeting trying not to laugh out loud. Freaking hilarious.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 31, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Schroeder.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Congrats!!
This is the first and only time Peanuts has ever been funny.
8/17/2011, a day that shall live on inside every dream of triumph.
Psh
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Funny, no. Brilliantly existential, yes.
Minus the final panel, that is.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Even if LSU wins, they'll still be jealous of our unis.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
:,(
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Co-flagged
NSFW or anywhere else!
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 31, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Everybody breathe, it’s a Malamute.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
So is the actual
Fusky mascot.
They can’t even get their own mascot right.
My parents believed in me.
I always looked at it this way:
fusky:Malamute :: turkey:Duck
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That kind of stuff happens all the time.
On Colbert’s show, the sound the eagle’s making as it swoops in?
Red tailed hawk.
Bald eagles don’t make intimidating sounds, it seems.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Yes
Siberian Husky’s are small and skittish.
Alaskan Malamutes are large and regal.
I can see why they’d be ashamed of their mascot.
My parents believed in me.
Apparently you were unsuccessful.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Small and skittish?
We had a Siberian Husky when I was in junior high. Won him in a contest at a lawn mower shop (don’t ask, don’t remember). He was not small. Pulled me around the ’hood.
Skittish, sure, but not small. About the size of a German Shepherd IIRC. And yes he was AKC.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Small by comparison to a Malamute
Huskies are right about 50 pounds.
Malamutes are much larger about 80-85 pounds.
Obviously there can be anomalies. I have two Samoyeds. They’re brothers. One is 55 and the other is 78 pounds. 78 pounds is too big for the breed and his poor hips are showing it.
My parents believed in me.
There are a lot of fat Corgis around.
For some reason Corgis don’t have the mental thing that says “only eat when you’re hungry.” Give a Corgi 100 lbs of food and he will eat until he can’t eat any more, barf that up, probably eat it again. He will stop to rest and drink, but he won’t stop eating until he’s just tired.
So the only way to keep a PWC at a healthy weight is to enforce fairly strict portion control.
My dog is big boned for a Corgi. He’s not a butterball, although he could stand to hit the treadmill on occasion (takes after me). But I’ve seen some pathetic Corgis, fitting the standard at the withers, that have obviously been allowed to eat as much as they want whenever they want. It’s sad.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I had a corgi mix
that was half Australian Cattle Dog. She was a great dog – the ACD half of her lengthed her legs a bit and helped control the tendency to stoutness that corgis have. But she looked otherwise just like a corgi, with ACD blue merle coloring. She was a very very cool dog.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
They got closer than Auburn
/justsayin
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 1, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Huskys are such beautiful dogs i want one well at least a Siberian husky, but in other news huck the fuskies.
They're beautiful
but unless you can run them several miles a day and have an 8 foot fence, you’ll have your hands full.
My parents believed in me.
My family had a Samoyed when I was growing up. We did not have a fence, and were constantly chasing it down as it ran around the neighborhood.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Huskies are beautiful when seen
as blurry purple blobs running as fast as they can after a still-accelerating Duck runningback.
"Can you give us a little respect?"
by Chip Kelly's Stare on Aug 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I like huskies too. Especially sauteed with sesame seed sauce.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
What in the fuck happened around here.
This thread needs to be deleted.
I do not want to see this evidence tomorrow, and I will not rely on my own self restraint.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2011 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love the Peanuts. Not always funny, but very smart. And plenty funny too, in my opinion.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Really, I just like Snoopy. I like Snoopy a lot. I don’t need anything else.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That's only because you don't know about Skinemax yet.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I grew up with Peanuts as the comic strip of the 60s. It was sad to see Schulz’s skills decline as he aged, but there are some truly priceless bits in the history. Who can’t relate at some time to Snoopy vs the Red Baron? Or Charlie Brown as the eternal failure who keeps dragging his sorry ass out to the mound every year?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
We have an original
Snoopy and the Red Baron book that we’ve read to our kids and they eat it up.
Curse you Red Baron!
My parents believed in me.
Ok, last one. This one made me laugh out loud.
I was a huge fan of Dysfunctional Family Circus until they took them all offline at Bil Keane’s request, too.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a big fan of Garfield Minus Garfield
and unlike Bil Keane, this one’s endorsed by the creator.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
There are some really good ones of those. Jon is one crazy bastard.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I went to an animation festival
years ago in downtown. Jim Davis had a filthy, and I mean filthy, animated short in the program. It was hilarious. But filthy.
My parents believed in me.
Calvin and Hobbes is pure genius. I’ve read every strip at least three times. It’s too bad Waterston himself is a complete recluse.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Co-signed.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Calvin and Hobbes is still my all-time favorite strip.
I own most of the collections and my kids love them too.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That guy has been screwing us over for the last 16 years.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I actually like the ones where they just take Garfield’s thought bubbles out better. It’s not quite as straight-up funny, but it makes up for in the context that Jon can’t hear Garfield, so this is what it actually is like for him.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 1, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Family Circus (the real one) is the absolute worst. It’s just one frame, so once you look at it, it’s like you have to read the whole thing, otherwise you’re just confused. But they’re always, always so lame. I’ve gotten pretty good at having my eye wander over that part of the page to get to Real Life Adventures and Rubes.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I used to love Family Circus
Then I entered first grade in 1963.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You repeated kindergarten 75 times???
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not saying it was easy
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just figured you were lefthanded and they kept giving righthanded scissors
lots of kids wrecked on that reef
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Since Line play seems to be the crux of the situation
LSU lost their most experienced OLineman to surgery recently. Given Lee’s immobility and their reliance on the run game, plus our D scheme, this could be a big factor. More so than the overall lack of experience.
Relying on your veteran lineman all offseason then losing him right before the first game is big.
My parents believed in me.
They play football in the south?
My picture box dont get CBS so I thought football was a western thing.
My parents believed in me.
OT: Tank Carder's Rose Bowl trophy...
Sitting between two Kickball trophies. I like his priorities.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think that if you name your son Tank Carder, he is just pre-destined to be a stud linebacker.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
What's in a name
My old football/track coach had an infant son nicknamed “Tiger”. Ended up playing D1 linebacker and is now a coach.
My third grade son has a classmate nicknamed “Tank” (short for Tanklin) that is about a head taller and about 50 lbs more than everyone else in the class.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
A name like Tank...
…means your destined to either be an extremely large intimidating individual….or ironically tiny.
It’s a toss-up.
I don't mean to impose...
Here is a the link to the Dan Wetzel's Podcast with Will Lyles
Sounds like LSU was as much in the discussion as Oregon
Lyles also says Terrence Mitchel will be one of the best DB’s in the country after this year is done.
Money Quote
LSU hired Lyles as a JuCo scout for California and Kansas despite being a Texas expert. Lyles said he never really worked with JuCo talent, never scouted Kansas or California, and that his main expertise continues to be Texas recruiting. Lyles said he was hired as a scout as a way to get paid by the Tigers for his recruiting services.
Lyles was told that he was hired as a JuCo scout for California and Kansas because the Tigers couldn’t purchase more than one recruiting service from the same state (we’ll take a wild guess and pick Texas as the state in question), so if LSU was using Lyles, it’d be in violation of that particular NCAA rule. The Tigers would thus be able to have more than one access point to Texas recruiting services if Lyles was listed as a JuCo scout for California and Kansas.
Wow, that’s just fucking unconscionable. Death Penalty.
Seriously, can we please get the season started?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Bylaw Blog dismissed this supposed violation months ago. But, Willie Lyles is the expert on NCAA violations, obviously.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Let me see what I can do.
I can get you something… tomorrow night. Will that be soon enough?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Shu, let’s be clear — you can’t just half-ass this at the last second. Murray State v. Louisville? New Hampshire at Toledo? That is the “2011 National Recruiting Package” of Thursday night lineups.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey… it’s the best I can do last minute. It’s not my fault you guys are scrambling here. Give me a bit more time and I’ll get you some real good stuff.
Oh can you send me $25,000? Kthxbye.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It’s in the mail. I also sent you a nice little note of thanks that I had my next door neighbor throw together and sign for me.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
As soon as i read that Jarrard Randall was running the scout team i had to stop.
I admittedly don’t know the whole story but this infuriates me every time i see it. i was really looking forward to seeing this guy in Autzen. Can someone explain the circumstances?
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
He failed to qualify academically
but had no problem enrolling immediately at LSU
My parents believed in me.
And the SEC lets them get away with that?
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
SHOCKER!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
this internet thing is cool, i just answered my own question.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
I wish Blount wouldn't talk to the clown.
I remember the clown saying really hurtful things about the guy after the second punch thrown in nfl practice.
Really, really two faced, imo.
by Kenny2Cliffy on Aug 31, 2011 8:06 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
i bet it was a 3 min phone conversation that he turned into a column.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
When it was aired – it was prerecorded and split into two parts.
It was also even FURTHER proof that Canzano isn’t a dick when he interviews players.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I wonder if they discussed Blount punching his coach
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean the one Clowny has on video?
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
His writing is predictable. But he’s a great interview, and Chip Kelly genuinely likes the guy.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
and Chip Kelly genuinely likes the guy
Maybe the pats on the back are just testing for the best place to stick the knife.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Aug 31, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could you imagine someone trying to backstab Chip Kelly?
They’d have a morning star embedded between their shoulder blades without them even knowing it.
And then when they noticed it – it would explode.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That’s actually a flail. A morningstar doesn’t have a chain between the haft and the spiked ball.
/D&D’d
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I don’t care about D&D’s definition! I GIS’d that!
Google > D&D
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Riiiight. It’s not only D&D’s definition, it’s wikipedia’s as well. Sorry, I’m a stickler for the accurate labeling of medieval weaponry.
Plus I think Chip Kelly is more of a maul guy.
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Wikipedia refuses to keep that fact Canzano’s parents never believed in him.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I have the screen captures to prove it was, at one point, a cited Wikipedia fact!
by JonathanPDX on Aug 31, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed, it was. The fact that it isn’t there today shows it’s faults though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
its
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
But the fact that this error can be corrected shows what’s beautiful about Wikipedia! Just like the dead hookers that Craig James is responsible for.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS is Chip Kelly's weapon of choice:
by JonathanPDX on Aug 31, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+5 midgetspeed?
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Epic Flail!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
by DamienS on Aug 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I do not understand why Matt Hinton has such a hard-on for Stanford
I think #2 is pretty damn high (by about 5-7 spots). He is very selective with his criteria as well, case in point: Oregon loses 3 O-lineman, but Stanford returns 2! 6 on one hand, half dozen on another.
Am I the only one who thinks David Shaw has the toughest coaching job in the country this year? Anything more than one loss, is a failed season for him. I think he is going to be handcuffed by a mentality of “do not fuck this up” and lose one, two or maybe even three games this season. Anyone think I’m being stupid?
Don’t forget — the Stanford fan base is very, very forgiving. Some might even say apathetic.
So long as Luck doesn’t throw a pass that goes wild and knocks over someone’s glass of Chablis, Shaw is probably fine.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I think that's spot on, Shaw's in a tuff situation.
Not enuf to get fired probably but certainly he got a tuff act to follow. And while he seems a pretty cool guy, things could implode.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Chip Kelly is an ass with no moral integrity.
TonyDungy Tony Dungy
by DuckFootball
I’m rooting for the #Ducks to win it all this year with my son Eric in the rotation at WR. Who’s your pick to win the NCAA title this year?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
mildly interesting read from NOLA this morning
About the UO tempo
In the SEC everybody huddles. When you get to this tempo it’s ‘Oh my God, another play.’
“There was an explosiveness at the line of scrimmage where several of the Auburn players made some great plays,” LSU Coach Les Miles said. “They were deployed at a position to make great plays. There are some similarities between our defense and theirs when looking at the game. Their front four really made enough negative plays and made it sticky to run inside. It changed the course of the game in some regard.”
I’m not sure whether to mock the attempt to ‘practice’ against the Ducks tempo, or to panic.
I, for one, am glad
that this game will be played on turf and not a soaking wet field made of freshly laid sod.
My parents believed in me.
Yes.
As a head coach, Chip Kelly has never lost a game on a green artificial surface. I think the surface matters more than most people will acknowledge.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Agreed.
But LSU fans think that the Jerry World field surface will be an advantage for them, as well.
I argue
That it’s an advantage for our cheerleaders.
Seriously, can we get some up in the cages around the stadium please?
PLEASE???
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZkoX8iXGfM
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Don't tell me what to do!
Oh, that’s niiii…wait, is this link supposed to go somewhere?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I told you’d you’d enjoy it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That’s a teeny link. Fantastic video though!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
In case your Youtubes are blocked at work, here's an image.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Aug 31, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
No header!
That’s OK though, because Terrell Turner is the best.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yeah. I hit post instead of preview on accident.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
somebody ban hammer this fool
He made fun of me for this exact offense a couple days ago cry
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I PLEAD FOR YOUR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS, QUACK ADDICT!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Who am I kidding man
You had me at I plead
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
This whole quack fix is just reminding me how much I hate cats. Oh how I hate them.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
How dare cats show love to each other.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Shufelt is blind to differences
just like love.
So does that mean that Shufelt = love?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed it does...
Ladies.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Of course!
I shoulda known you were a sexy black radio announcer.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Since I’m pretty allergic to cats, yeah… pretty much.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Aug 31, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am too. My grandmother hasn’t had cats for five years. I STILL walk in her house and my throat seizes up.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Why I hate cats
I grew up in a house where there was always at least one cat.
I had severe allergies all my life growing up.
Mom didn’t believe the cats were responsible. This was disproved right about the time I went off to college and could actually breathe. THROUGH THE NOSE.
I had a sad childhood.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
You're always welcome for dinner at my house Benz!
(nobody tell him that I’ve got 4 cats).
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Yep, definitely a cat lady
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Why I hate cats
All my life I’ve had at least one dog – and ususally two. This experience has clearly shown me how vastly superior dogs are to felines in every way imaginable. Plus: Litter Boxes. Eeww.
That is all.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
I have a solution to your litter box problem
train your cats to go in the yard.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
I don't have a litter box problem
As any cat that ventures too close to our house is dissuaded from approaching further by my fierce toy poodle. My german shepherd just stands around looking mean…he’s the muscle behind the boss.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
You may hate litter boxes
but your dog would love those gift-wrapped Almond Roca treasure troves.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Head cheese, smegma, miracle whip and almond roca cat turds… I think we need football. In fact I know we need football.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Indeedly do.
Want today’s pukeworthy image? Envision my big jowlsy boxer dog with mud-caked cat litter an inch thick between all of his teeth and gums.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures of axe are on the ATQ FB page.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Nom Nom Nom
A little less pirana, a little more shrimp boat skipper today.
Terrell seems to provide a feeding frenzy any way about it.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2011 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
does anyone have the original video?
can’t find it
...GO DOUG...
by Your Favorite Team's Favorite Team on Aug 31, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
According to someone you've never heard of
Major programs have a lot to worry about after our best pal Willie talked with the NCAA yesterday. Also, this made me laugh:
Joshluchs josh Luchs
From what little I’ve been exposed 2, yes RT @surewesterfield: @Joshluchs @willieLyles Big Time? So, Cal’s clean? wooooooooo
I saw that last night
kind of funny really….only “big time” programs in trouble, so Cal’s definitely clean.
That dude is the former “player agent” that has turned “whistle blower” and wants to clean up college sports now apparently that his career of helping athletes cheat is over.
how noble.
My parents believed in me.
Courtesy of OSN.
You better enjoy this one too, damnit.
They actually have a bunch of videos I haven’t ever seen there.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That carbon fiber helmet
looks great with the black uni’s (and the unreadable ghost names).
did we see that combo last year?
My parents believed in me.
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. That combo is sweet.
And no, we didn’t see that last year. The carbon fiber helmets weren’t used until the Civil War.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I obviously wasn’t counting games against FCS schools. Duh.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
All these videos are making me pissed we still have to wait 3 more days.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Pretty sneaky with the 3 hyperlinks there Shu. You like that middle one, huh?
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The carbon fiber lid is awesome.
But the carbon fiber chin strap? That’s stupid gamerish!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I think it looks awesome.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it looks!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I think.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
_
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
fuskies
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
You're really trying to make that a thing
I don’t think it’s going to be a thing
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'm a one man revolution.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
So...the back of Darron's jersey says D. Thomas.
What will DAT’s say?
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope it reads:
How’s the view?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Aug 31, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“If you can read this, you have 20/1 vision”
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
The front where Oregon is should say “Hello”
and the back “Goodbye”
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
B. Mamba
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
This.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
SWEET!
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for recognizing
D. Thomas = DUDE!
S. Thomas= SWEET!
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NOTAPUNK
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The Soviet judge (Matt Daddy) would have required it to have a ?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Da.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I REALLY REALLY enjoyed that video, Shufelt! Thank you for making my day! You are the greatest linker ever!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
But even more so, I enjoy a good ole' reply fail.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay seriously
Who posted the entire zombie meme as their pass phrase for the Jersey Contest. That is one of the greatest things I have heard of. Please step forward and allow me to thank you, I got a really good laugh at that.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
If I lie and say it was me, will you still bow at my feet?
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
I feel like I've seen this before...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Great video
I like the snippet where Hoffman slips on his ass then reaches out to snag the ball anyways.
My parents believed in me.
It’s weird.
For some reason, I’m shocked he’s a a redshirt Junior. It seems like it’s been longer than when he was a true freshman here.
Yet, Thomas is going into this year as a redshirt junior, and that doesn’t seem weird.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I think they were comparing the current KSU coach to the previous one
but I almost jumped on that, too
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Did he transfer cause he wanted to be a QB or was it homesickness?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
He wanted a shot at QB as I remember
And got stuck in the same position as before anyway.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 31, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
He got his shot at QB at Oregon, and it didn’t work out. If he was going to play WR, might as well play closer to home. It was a combo of the two.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Fair enough.
Does that mean I can’t hold it against him then?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
He got his shot at QB at Oregon, and it didn’t work out. If he was going to play WR, might as well playcloser to home. It was a combo of the two.at a school that has a chance at a national title where you can at least have a shot at the NFL.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Harper had potential at WR imo
…if he killed it as a WR I mean. And there’s no reason to think he wouldn’t have based on the limited time we saw him. He certainly has the ability to put up some YAC.
Also, to be completely clear, I hold no ill-will toward him or anyone else who has transferred due to playing time / family / or any other reason really. I’m just saying that, with Harper, I think he had a shot at becoming a really good WR and making it to the next level.
2009 & 2010 Oregon Ducks Football: Back-2-back outright Pac 10 Champions
by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
The ASU pursuit on that play was so awful. Classic Dennis Erickson coached team.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
hehe
Roper throwing to Harper… um, that just seems weird to me now.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
He looks slow and awkward
compared to everyone on the team now
I credit my urine for the victory.
http://taborsbigleaguechew.blogspot.com
Continuing the countdown...
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
On the expansion front
From Austin Sports Columnist
RT @kbohls: If you had to put percentages on it, I’d put chances of Texas in Pac-Whatever at 70%, remaining in Big 12 at 30%. #ut
And Bryan Fischer’s thoughts on it.
covered Texas while still part of Mexico. RT @BryanDFischer: If @kbohls says Texas has a 70% of joining the Pac-??, that’s saying something.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
Just watched the Arizona game from 09 on ESPNClassic, here's some random thoughts
1) Is there any coach in the country other then Chip Kelly that would run the ball with a minute left down by a TD on 3rd & 11?
2) Kash doesn’t matchup well with Juron Criner. He got him on a TD in this game & I think he burnt Kash in last years game too. In the 09 game he just jumped over Kash in the endzone
3) Play of the game is the hold by Nate Costa on the extra point from the TD that ties it up
4) Still hilarious that the Arizona fans thought the game was over & started jumping onto the field, made that win even more satisfying.
I enjoyed that replay. I was sweating on the last drive, I knew how it ended but I was still mumbling “Come on, come on, damnit, third down!”
by JonathanPDX on Aug 31, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Watched the replay of 2000 ASU yesterday, speaking of classics.
The end of that game was one of the great derpfests in ASU history, or at least it had better be. I’d forgotten how Not Winning This Game we were. God bless Justin Peele. And Howry, playing with a hip pointer. And Joey.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I still remember watching that ASU RB pass the yellow line, and say, well, it’s over. Then he fumbled it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Most insane bizarre game ever.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Is there footage of this somewhere?
I tried Youtube, but I can’t stand watching what’s on there…as much as I love Tribe Called Quest.
Oh, and who the hell was the QB for ASU?
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Nobody matches up well with Juron Criner.
He is 6’ 4" and 220 pounds and he has good straight line speed. He is a really, really good receiver.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I've got "good" right here, chucklehead.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
1) Is there any coach in the country other then Chip Kelly that would run the ball with a minute left down by a TD on 3rd & 11?
A lot, actually. You’d think they’d be passing, so if you can get a draw play into the second level, the DB’s are all back-pedaling and have to shift weight and change direction.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
I'm not going to reel off names
but a lot of coaches and teams will run on 3rd and long because if the defense is playing pass-heavy, you can steal 10+ yards.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
lots do that when they dont need a first down, and dont mind punting
few do it in the circumstances in which the Ducks found themselves.
Mostly, I thought someone needed to check your Late Thread Strafing
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, when there's 350 comments the first time I log in for the day
it’s a lot of mindless movie garbage to pile through
/waitsforit…..
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
TWSS?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
She said "pulp fiction?"
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
To axe she did.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
In support of Axe, he did just rent "Pulp Friction."
/porno’d
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Lots of coaches would do that if they don’t need a first down, or if it’s 4 down territory. 3rd and 11 isn’t as big of a deal if you know you’re going for it on 4th if you need to.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Doing the unexpected isn't exactly original.
Another flashback to the 2000 ASU game. We’re down 14 with 2 minutes left, 4th and 1 on the ASU 20ish. Line up in a straight run formation, Morris the single back. ASU stacks the box, corners in man. Fake the dive, Tucker just abuses the potted plant attempting to cover him, TD Ducks.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Great article
on Oregon’s unis, and how they affected their image and made them into a national football power.
This is not what you think it is!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
From the article:
Cons: Rachel Bachmen quote used.
PRO’s: BENZ GOT HIS WEBSITE MENTIONED IN ONE OF THE FOOTNOTES, INCLUDING “THE SUFFERING”.
I don't mean to impose...
Just being an asshole:
Footnote fame only lasts 14 minutes.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear. I want to hate Grantland, but I have read so much good stuff there so far. This is no exception.
If Simmons and Klosterman weren’t such insufferable douchebags, it might be my favorite sports site.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I went the opposite way. I was looking forward to an unfiltered Simmons and I used to like Klosterman.
I liked this piece, I like the occasional piece on there, but the vast majority of content on that site is total drivel. I’m really turned off by the lack of sports as well. I know it’s a pop-culture/sports website, but I didn’t expect it to be 85% pop culture and 10% sports (leaving 5% for completely useless blather).
Also, by “pop-culture” I was really hoping they didn’t mean “Jersey Shore.” But they did.
We can agree on one thing though: the douchebaggery.
I
I don't read the pop culture stuff. (/yawn)
I read the soccer stuff mainly.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I do think Simmons with a bit more freedom improves his writing, but Klosterman really is insufferable. And the pop culture stuff is silly.
But I like Jonah Keri and Rany Jazayerli doing the baseball stuff.
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Klosterman really is insufferable.
Are you telling me I checked a book by him out from the library for the Dallas trip for nothing?
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Depends on what it is.
I do like some of his earlier work. I think he’s much better inside the conventions of book format than in rambling, wide-open columns about whatever he wants.
I
uhhh this one
I really enjoy books that tie completely different scenario-actions and situations together in ways that make perfect sense (like the Freakonomics series).
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ESPN is right
But we have some great strength coaches, I’m not too worried about our ability to get physical on Saturday. Just look at this workout footage from fall camp.
Excellent quote from Scott Frost in there
So good, I might make it a fanpost.
“You can see what it’s all about. Chip said it better than I can say it. The guys that are willing to compete: those are the guys who are going to be successful around here. When they throw you in the middle of something, are you going to step up, or are you going to back down?
All of us are here because, at one point, we loved to compete. The guys who are successful around here are the ones who love that —they love to measure themselves against other people. Just give them a chance and they’re going to rise to the occasion. They’re not afraid of anything, they’re not afraid of failing, they just want to go and excel.
Throw yourself in the pit enough times that you fail a few times. Pretty soon, you’re not afraid of it anymore. Then you can just go hunt."
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 31, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it Saturday yet?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
FISH!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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by JShufelt on Aug 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
<))))))))))))))))))><
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
/hrd’d
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by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Goats and Hoes?
The Oregon State fight song?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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by benzduck on Aug 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
The Dirk Digglers
of the mollusk world
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Aug 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I knew there was a reason I saved this code on my CPU for 6 months
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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It's yellow on mine....
I entered the yellow color code…
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Looking very purple to me.
Are you a fusky, axemen? cause that would explain alot.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/rec’dforobscurefilmreference
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a masterpiece of late Sixties Swedish Erotica. Pretty much exactly what you’d expect of the genre.
Famous for being one of the first X rated movies released in the USA.
BORING.
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/CritereonCollection’d
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Error Dialog Of The Day
Error Number: 5
Error Description: The operation completed successfully
Error Source: System:.Drawing
Called By: ICSViewer.ImagePrint
Please contact technical support.
Uhh….
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Must be a windows program.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn. Those successfully completed operations are such a pain!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Hey. Someone called it in.
“Do I click the OK button?”
“Is there another button?”
“No.”
“I guess it must be OK then.”
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OT: The Happening is the worst movie I've seen in a long time...
thankfully Rifftrax got me through it.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
by kolson82 on Aug 31, 2011 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Seconded...the only thing I've seen that is worse
is the lates Shymalan flop: The Last Airbender
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@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Aug 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a huge M. Night fan
and didn’t think he could make a bad movie… But even I couldn’t stand either of those movies. I didn’t even finish the Last Airbender I was so bored.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
you’re saying you liked Lady in the Water?
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I did
and I realize few would agree with me. But I actually liked it. And village, which most claim was his first bad movie, is one of my favorite all time films. When it comes to his movies, I apparently see it differently than the majority.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool...
I didn’t me the “so” to sound snarky. I was just wondering since, as you point out, few would agree with you on Lady in the Water.I’m indifferent towards The Village. Again, great story (something he’s really good at), but he’s not a very good director…and too often for my liking he has to add that extra little bit at the end that removes all mystery from his movies. Unbreakable is a great, great movie, though.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Didn't take it snarky, so you're good
He does a great job with camera angles to create suspense where there really isn’t any. And yes, Unbreakable is phenomenal, as is the Sixth Sense! With the Happening, I feel like he ran out of ideas and was trying too hard to recreate the excitement of his early works. And I have no idea what he was thinking by taking TLA. He isn’t meant to direct “kids” movies. He doesn’t have that skill set, IMO.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The big twist in The Happening was that he TOLD YOU THE TWIST IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE HOLY SHIT!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Yeah, I never saw that one coming
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And wind just isn't scary...
so there’s that, too.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Yes,
He’s really good at evoking suspense where there seems to be none. Signs is the best example of this. I think his biggest failure with The Happening was trying to man an R-rated, violent B horror movie…when he probably should have just tried to make it like his other movies. The violence did nothing in terms of horror for that movie. I thought he was trying a little too hard to regain some of his cred with his pandering to older horror audiences (by making his film an R-rated horror movie).
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Agreed
He’s not really a horror director, he’s a suspense director (even the sixth sense was tame horror), and by making it R rated, he seemed to be begging for it to be labeled as a horror for adults. If he just let it be what it was and cut the movie short at 45 minutes, maybe it’s an ok movie. The last 45 minutes were just crap thrown in to make it feature length.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That movie proves two things:
M. Night Shyamalan is a terrible writer (good idea man — sometimes — but terrible writer) and Marky Mark and Zooey Desch…whatever her name is cannot emote fear or uncertainty. Whalberg’s high-pitched whining almost seemed like some kind of Dada-esque joke on the audience. It was insufferable, and I cannot believe that Dirk Diggler could be that bad without it being somewhat intentional…a rib for having to do such a terrible script.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Zooey Desch…whatever her name is
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I kid, I kid
I actually like her…she was just insufferable in that movie. I loved her in 500 Days of Summer.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
She’s pretty much the only reason why I sat through that whole movie.
…
Twice. (I swear, I didn’t intend to see it again! I promise!)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
We understand
you were almost shuf’d.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I thought it was fairly clever as far as rom-coms go; I also like Joseph Gordon Levitt quite a bit. I think he’s going to be one of the better actors to emerge out of this glut of young performers who are, for the most part, uninteresting.
If you haven’t seen it, The Lookout is a great, underrated movie.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
He was by far the standout in
Inception
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He was great in that one
and I loved Tom Hardy as well. And Leo always does a good job, IMO. I’m ecxcited to see both Hardy and Gordon-Levitt in the Dark Knight Rises.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he was the best thing about that movie, I thought
Otherwise, Inception is just kind of “meh.” Leo’s always good. I know Shutter Island gets a bad rap, but he was great in that.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Don't agree with Inception being "meh"
But I agree with Shutter Island. Better than I expected, even if it was a bit of a rehashed idea.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We probably shouldn't go down this rabbit hole...
but I’ll just say this: I am not much of a Nolan fan. But I’ll be quite now…it’s why I stayed out of the Edward Norton conversation, hehe.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Obviously that should read "quiet" not quite.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Quite so.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it's a free country.
You are entitled to your own (wrong) opinion. Who do you prefer? (just curious to see what direction your taste goes)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite directors currently making movies...
(off the top of my head)
Quentin Tarantino, Terence Malick, Michael Mann, Martin Scorsese, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Gordon Green, The Coen Brothers, David Fincher, David Cronenberg, Charlie Kaufman
As far as lesser know directors; I like The Dardenne Brothers, The Duplass Brothers, Jeff Nichols, Miranda July.
I also like Jody Hill, Greg Motola, Judd Apatow, Adam McKay for comedies.
I’m sure there’s more that I’m missing.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
No surprise
that half those I don’t recognize. Though the ones I do (Coens, QT, Scorsese, MM) are all great directors!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
David FIncher is great
He’s made two stone-cold masterpieces in the last 5 years: Zodiac and The Social Network. Although, the latter is definitely aided by Aaron Sorkin’s script and Trent Reznor’s musical score. But he’s a great director.
Also, David Gordon Green started off with serious movies that took place in the rural south, and now he does movies like Pineapple Express and Your Highness (both of those I loved!) and directs a lot of episodes of Eastbound and Down (which might be the best thing on TV right now).
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by kolson82 on Aug 31, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I Ate Wet Toilet Paper?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I Am Wanking To Porn?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, it IS the intarwebs.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And posting on ATQ?
Color me impressed!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/Shufelt’d!
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to tell sometimes if I am.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wanking, or wanking to porn specifically?
SOME OF THEM NURSES THESE DAYS ARE HOT HOT HOT ESPECIALLY IN THOSE CUTE SCRUBS THEY WEAR.
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I left it ambiguous on purpose
I’m clever like that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Watched the Social Network two nights ago
and loved it. Haven’t seen the other’s you mentioned…should probably get on that.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as you don't mind vulgarity
You’ll enjoy the gonzo comedy of Eastbound and Down. Just be warned: it’s extremely dark in some cases and takes pleasure in having no moral compass. It’s like a show that exists in an alternate universe.
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Yup...
His recent work with Viggo is some of my favorite stuff. Of course, there’s the classics like The Fly, Videodrome, and Scanners (insert exploding head gif here); I also like his weird stuff from the late ’90s early 2000s like Existenz and Spider.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
he gets inside your head in a way most directors can only dream of
Eastern Promises proved to me that Viggo is one of the best actors out there
Eastern Promises is nuts.
Totally forgot about that movie, haven’t seen it since it came out. Loved it though
I
I think I liked A History of Violence a tad better
but Eastern Promises sealed it for me, too, in regards to Viggo.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Viggo's done some amazing stuff outside of LOTR
which he was great in as well. He’s a great actor.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
...aaaand
end scene.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we talking about Borat?
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That movie belongs to Tony Danza
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The world belongs to Tony Danza.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
Elton John even wrote a song about him.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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by JShufelt on Aug 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Barats and Bereta are fantastic, and I hadn’t seen that yet. Thank you very, very much.
Enough of soccer and baseball and golf and everything else that's not football. Stupid offseason...
by lovemyducks81 on Aug 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have.
The strange thing is, she has a really nice singing voice, but that music, and the type of music she sings is awful.
She doesn’t put enough personality into a lot of what she does.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
She was awesome in Elf.
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Aug 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Particularly in the elf outfit at the end
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Aug 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That band is so boring...
but then again, I don’t much get the Portland music scene.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I should clarify
I admit I have lost touch. I like Elliot Smith and Cursive and Portugal. The Man — all bands that, at some point, have called Portland their home and made music there — but some of the more folky/“whimsical” bands like She and Him or The Decemberists (which were mentioned yesterday) are pretty one note.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I do agree
but I was thinking more the local music scene. And I was thinking more, BAM CRASH KAPOW and less waaaah-waaaah.
I
Yes, The Happening was about as bad as it can get.
Last night I watched Source Code and it fits right in with 90% of the modern ‘sci-fi’ films. Let’s come up with an interesting idea, completely ignore the glaring holes, pitch it with science we can’t actually explain (“I could totally tell you how it works, if I wanted to; I don’t, but trust me, it’s real science!”), and then tag on a stupid ending because the modern moviegoer doesn’t have the capacity to process a film with a negative or unexpected finish.
Oh well, at least it wasn’t The Happening.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 31, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The best movie-related drinking game is to take a drink every time there is “bad science”.
This is best while watching Howard the Duck. (Also drinking any time they say “Howard”, you hear bad 80s music, and take two when you see duck nipples.)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Cocktail is a good one, too
Every time Cruise shoots that creepy grin of his in lieu of actual acting. Or, any time there’s a shot of shirtless Swayze in Road House. Lots of good ‘80s drinking games. I’ll try the Howard the Duck one…it’s one of my favorite so-bad-it’s-good movies.
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Here’s the other Tom Cruise rule. I call it “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdMDvjfyQ0" target="new">The ‘Cruise’" rule – which is every time he runs, you take a drink.
He has the most hilarious run. It’s so stiff and yet so intense. It’s just hilarious.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That made me laugh. It's fun watching little people run
their tiny legs just motoring so fast.
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The Daily Faberian
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Aug 31, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How do you think he battled through those leg injuries?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Aug 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You realize that LMJ is like 5 inches taller than Cruise.
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The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Aug 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True. As you can see here..
Sorry, I couldn’t find English version for some strange reason.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
You already found footage of DAT?
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by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve always thought Nicholas Cage had the funniest looking run. At least Cruise looks athletic when he runs. Cage just looks like he’s still growing into his body.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nick Cage has his own drinking rules.
It’s saved for gems like this.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
But does it involve spin-kicking girls off of bikes
and punching while dressed as a bear? Oh man, The Wicker Man is so freaking good.
NOT THE BEES!!!
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Speaking of Nick Cage, Ghostrider may have been the worst movie I ever saw.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Ooh, good choice
Sam Elliot has found his way into two of the worst movies ever made…amazing for such an awesome actor.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Yeah, that trend is annoying
There isn’t much straightforward storytelling anymore. Everything has to be a twist or a swerve. I hate that. Leave that for TV shows like Lost. I don’t need it in my movies. It’s why I liked Super 8 so much. Very old-school sci-fi film.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I think the best story telling is probably found on cable TV shows these days. Not sure there are many movie equivalents to The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, etc. A specific one of those many not catch your interest, but they all work because of the solid characters and acting found in them.
I don't mean to impose...
OT (or is it?): Game of Thrones
Is the best thing since the Lord of the Rings trilogy. One of the few times in history where a TV series is just as good as the book, which is great.
/ThreadHijack
It completely depends. If Martin dies before finishing Game of Thrones, I’d give the slight nod to Wheel of Time, since Jordan got more done before he shuffled off the mortal coil.
But if Martin can actually finish the series, it’s Game of Thrones.
Honestly, I’ve enjoyed Game of Thrones much more than I did Wheel of Time, although GoT is starting to enter that “you better get the plot moving forward or this is going to get old real quick” phase. The last book was a whole lot of not much going on until the end.
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Thank you for a legitimate answer.
The fact that it stacks up that closely means I gotta check it out one way or another.
I
ahhhh man
we barely avoided a D&D Weapons Manual throwdown above, and now this to circumvent
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t make me knock you upside the head with my glaive. It’s a reach weapon, so I can hit you from here.
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by Gorbachav5 on Aug 31, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was an Alcohol Monitor for two years at the Country Fair (we dranked what we confiscated)
I’m trained to take fake weapons away from Creative Anachronists and beat them upside the side. Well, not trained, but comfortable doing it
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
upside the head, of course. Or the backside, since it is a reach weapon
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 31, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OT, but no more than discussion D+D, and the headline says it all...
Woman Buys a Block of Wood with an Apple Logo Thinking It’s an iPad
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Was that a link or just something you thought of writing there?
Because if it was the former, it didn’t work, unless your link was to “about:blank”.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Dammit, I copied the headline into the link box.
Try this
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
/shufelt’d
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT A THING!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I have to say, with all the recent /shufelt’d jokes, it’s reminding me of old school AtQ when there was always a Shufelt Poll option or a “Shufelt” punchline.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
But it could be such a wonderful thing!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Raise your hand if you're surprised this happened in Sakerlina.
Nobody? OK then.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
P-P-P-Powerbook
For those of you who have not seen it, here’s a classic tale. There is some adult language.
And one of my favorite scams of all time.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 31, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ducks lose their penultimate game in Italy, 72-67
link to an ENGLISH story, not some translated italian laugh-track.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
I don't know their schedule
But you meant second-to-last, right?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that "tellerultimate?"
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Aug 31, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
next-to-last=second-to-last?
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
True or False
1. The winner of Oregon/LSU jumps to #1 in the polls
2. Chip calls more running plays than passing plays in 1st QTR
3. One or more of the newcomers at reciever will catch a pass.
4. Les Miles has time management issues and/or Musburger says, “you are looking live…”.
5. Multiple plays are run with Darron Thomas under center.
6. A Jackson Rice punt hits the jumbotron in Cowboy Stadium.
7. DAT makes duck fans s*** themselves.
8. Bryan Bennett gets on the field for a trick play or (knock on wood) DT injury.
9. Oregon kicks off to start the game.
10. Josh Kaddu gets the first big hit on Jarrett Lee.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
1. True
2. Oh yeah, most definitely
3. True
4. True
5. False
6. False
7. Metaphorically? True. Literally? Probably still true.
8. FALSE, ESPECIALLY FOR THAT SECOND REASON
9. True
10. True
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 31, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
1. נעליים לבד
2. ಶೂ ಅಭಿಪ್ರಾಯ
3. காலணி தெரிஞ்சுதா
4. կոշիկի զգացել
5. Ayakkabı Keçe
6. جوتا محسوس کیا
7. 구두 느낌
8. שוך פעלט
9. ფეხსაცმლის თექა
10. Shufelt.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
by axemen23 on Aug 31, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is one of the best comments you've ever made just by virtue of being unintelligible.
I hate jokes.
by qrsouther on Aug 31, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I liked you better when you were high on vicodin.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Fine, you want real answers?
1. For sure
2. Undoubtedly
3. Course they will
4. Knowing musbuger, it’ll take 5 seconds.
5. True
6. I doubt it (he might in warm-ups though)
7. Gassy, maybe. I dunno about crapping their pants though.
8. Eventually, but not in this game.
9. Really good chance of that if we win the coin toss.
10. Sure, why not.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
So “Sure, why not” translates to “Shufelt” in unintelligible.
I can’t say I’m particularly thrilled with this development.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
The interesting part is that you haven't figured out what I wrote in "unintelligible" yet.
It wasn’t really meant to be funny, just to carry on a recently unearthed meme. However, it’s pretty funny now.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Everyone's Rosetta Stone.
1. Shoes alone
2. Shoe opinion
3. Felt shoes
4. felt shoes
5. Felt shoes
6. Jutta significant کیa
7. Shoe feels
8. Schoch Falt
9. Felt shoes
10. Sure, why not.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Google translate sucks.
Eh, cest la vie.
S-H-U-F-E-L-T-V-A-R-I-E-D
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
Don't bother
It’s just boring stuff like beer, hot reporters, movies, football and shoes.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Aug 31, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite part
David Paulson “suggests” Cliff Harris lay down on the ground for a bit.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Aug 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who were complaining about Chrome doing a stupid spinny thing on this page
Discovered that if you hit the ESC key, it knocks that shit right off. Try it.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Saturday plans?
Anyone in the Portland area having a watch party for the game? My plans fell through so I’ll just be sitting at home watching it with my dog. And she doesn’t understand the zone read at all.
Just make her watch FishDuck videos, she'll totally grasp the concept.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I tried
But she keeps saying “Come on, why aren’t we blocking that lineman? Our O-line sucks!” Then she tells me to shoot hookers and I mostly tune her out.
Typical dachshund behavior.
They HATE hookers.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think what she’s trying to say is that she is a Washington fan. You raised your dawg to be a Husky fan. I bet you’re proud.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But does she understand UW is evil?
I did train my dog to bark at purple things. So proud of that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It’ll be me, my dad, beer, and chicken wings. I’m PUMPED!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Ted Miller finally posts Oregon's best/worst case
And they are funny as hell:
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
These are hilarious.
The renovation of Husky Stadium uncovers a massive lake of quicksand, into which the entire stadium sinks in just minutes.
“What are your feelings on the NCAA clearing you and the program of all wrong-doing in the Willie Lyles investigation?” Fowler asks.
“Who?” Kelly replies. “Oh, you mean, Will. My feelings are … good.”
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil Knight moves to Tibet, becomes a monk.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
That would never happen
Uncle Phil would move Tibet to Beaverton.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I. HATE. THAT. STADIUM.
Geaux Tigers! Go Ducks! (No, I don't care.) Go Braves, and most of all WHO DAT!
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 1, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to dream about that Best Case Scenario
every night for the next 131 days.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
So...I'm listening to the LeGarrette Blount interview with Canzano.
I’m so glad to see him being a successful player and person. Really proud.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 31, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Me too.
I was one of the crowd who expected LGB would leave town the minute Chip suspended him. Why would he stick around? It was obvious he was just an emotional punk who was only at Oregon for the football. We didn’t need him and, I assumed, he didn’t need us.
I’ve never been happier to be wrong about something. Not that it happens all that often.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Same reason I knew that we wouldn't be kicking Alonso to the curb
If the football program and the family it evolves into for players is the best support system for a young man dealing with demons or fighting his way through adversity, we need to be there. That’s the promise CK and Co. make to the players and their families each and every time they walk into a living room in Fullerton, Rancho Cucamonga, Olympia, Hillsboro, etc.
Head of the "saying stupid shit" department at Nike. ATQ's resident designated driver.
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