Quack Fix: Flashy Uniforms, First Aid Service Team, Nike-made Bats, and All Rocks Go To Heaven
by dvieira on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 AM PDT
in Morning Quack Fix
Email
PrintI like to move it move it.
- Missouri State is coming to Autzen Stadium on Saturday and I haven't seen this much confidence about a game's outcome since the Oregon State / Sacramento State matchup. Rob Parness offers a preview. Terrell Turner is talking about how Chip is getting the team ready to play and it should come as no surprise that he's treating it just like any other game. Speaking of Terrell, he took a quiz Missouri State. Ted Miller offers up some Pac-12 predictions for this weekend.
- Apparently there is this new trend going around with the hipsters that says flashy uniforms bring in recruits! On a serious not, the article does have some interesting notes about Oregon recruits and players as well as a discussion of the Maryland "flag" uniforms.
- There is a group of people at every Oregon Ducks home game that go mostly unnoticed but play a vital role in ensuring the success of the event, win or lose. That group is called the First Aid Service Team (FAST) and with the heat last weekend, they were a busy bunch. Here's a profile of the group.
- All kinds of baseball news today. 13 freshman appear on the diamond for the Ducks to start the year after several losses from last. Only 9 out of 38 players have experience in an Oregon uniform. Oregon may be referred to as "Nike U" but that doesn't mean we will be using Nike-produced bats.
- In volleyball news, we have a preview for the upcoming Pac-12 season and boy does the conference look stacked again this year. We also have an Arizona Wildcats oriented preview for tomorrows matchup.
- Nothing like some friendly wagers between some NFL players. Colin Kaepernick got to wear a Duck polo shirt after losing his bet with OL Adam Synder of the 49ers.
In lighter news, I thought this series of images (although surely fake) would brighten someone's day. Have a good Thursday and Go Ducks!
197 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Please make one that says
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Dawgs Can Go to Hell
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Nice, but would be more impressive if the letters fit in their little boxes.
Signed,
Richard P. Dantic
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Follow @MrBenzduck on the Twitters!
Picky Peter
I’m still reccing it.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
The boxes are only there
to throw old people off our trail… oh wait.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Sep 15, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You just go on thinking outside the box. That's OK.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Follow @MrBenzduck on the Twitters!
I think we should wear white pants.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How many times do we have to repeat the ATQ rules.
NO PANTS DURING FOOSBALL
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I say, old chap
read it again.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're talking about white pants, are you aware that Sark has 'em?
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Climb in your Wayback Machine and travel back in time to a Tako Tuesday uni conversation a few months ago back
In fact, Tako said picked black helmets, black jerseys and white pants as a possibility for this week’s game.
(Hint: look for B-B-W)
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I got tired of
“Leading [everyone] down the primrose path.”
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/selfrec’dforFerrisBueller’sDayOfffeference
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I got your joke chap, and tried to get you to move on to mine.
Alas, neither must have been all that funny.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
In Dan Patrick’s “Above the Noise” spot after opening week, he said that Oregon had no idea that the uniform trend they started would lead to Maryland coming on to the field in a cubist painting.
How long until someone screenprints a picasso mixed-face on their uniforms?
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Oregon 80, Missouri State 2: Chip Kelly will be unhappy with the shotgun snap from the backup center that costs the Ducks a shutout.
Miller always makes me laugh
We have a bad rush defense...
and no WRs. How can we possibly do this?
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
We intimidate them
with the stare
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Sep 15, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
If Missouri State is offsides...
OVER THE LINE!!!!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Sep 15, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Mark it 8, Shu.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 15, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Mark it ate shu!!!!oneone!eleven
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Sep 15, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Mark, it ate shu!
Nom nom nom nom
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Where is the Terrell Turner gif for this cross reference?
Come on, you can’t go wrong with an expanded Terrell Turner meme.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally fooled me.
I thought this series of images (although surely fake) would brighten someone’s day.
I was SURE this link was gonna lead me to the Scarlett Johansson nudes.
Now with mustache guarantee!
Scarlett Johanssons don’t have souls.
This is not open for debate.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Wait. All souls are naked, right?
/signsupforCCD
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 15, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
This blog makes people say wacky things.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
What? Are you saying
that statement wouldn’t make perfect sense if I emailed it to my management distribution list here at work?
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Rabble rabble rabble internet porn is immoral rabble rabble rabble.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Maryland's Unis Were Just Plain Bad...
No disrespect to their state flag, but that team looked like a mutation of crash test dummies and Medieval Times.
I think Oregon is doing the multiple-uniform combo thing the right way, by adhering to a common, simple theme with the signature ‘O’ on the helmets and the wings on the shoulders. No matter what the color combo is, there is no mistaking that it’s the Ducks.
NEW BEAVER PRO COMBAT UNIS LEAKED
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions 14 recs
Just in time for Beaver Homecoming (he's late to the dance!)
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Sep 15, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's fucking 'fucking.'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Flyduckyfly, making a run for the HRD title.
No, not on the motorcycle.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My first
thing that ever went green.
And all it took was some bestiality.
My parents believed in me.
That's still better than thier "sports bra" unis
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Sep 15, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Fletcher speaks the truth.
This was the dumbest design idea of all time.
Design discussions:
It’s football, and what says football more than a training bra?
I gotta tell you Serge, I love it.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think Uncle Phil told his designers
to make unis for OSU that will make everyone LOL. He’s a troll IRL.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
I thought that at the time, too.
The bat shit crazy uniform craze was young, and we were the only real participants.
Our lil’ bro decided he wanted to wear some too!
We gave him our sister’s bra and told him it was cool.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You just got me kicked off the library internet
You suck.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
We call this situation "Win, Win"
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Sep 15, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is interesting.
I’m looking at the BlogPoll results…
And AtQ somehow got both Mr. Numb Existence AND the CK Curse Award.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a ballot that had the least standard deviation also got the most “Bias”, while still dropping voter’s team a single spot .
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Not to mention that while all the things you mentioned are happening,
the Ducks actually climbed up one spot on the overall ballot.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
And Oregon were was the most divergent/ school.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
So, unless I'm missing something, we should have run away with the CK award last week too, but it was missed.
In week 2, AtQ had the Ducks at 8 (i.e. 18 points) while the overall ballot had scored them at 12.26. This would give us a bias of 5.74, yet the C/K award went to an Arkansas blog for having a bias of 4.73.
So I think it’s not as interesting as they thought; relative to the ballots at large, we’ve just been overrated the Ducks the whole time.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Bias rating is calculated by subtracting the blogger’s vote for his own team from the poll-wide average
That would make the poll-wide average “points” 46.08, if you remove the AtQ vote from the poll-wide average, it would have only made a difference of .72.
Last week – in the upper Oregon voting, there was a 3rd place vote, a 6th place vote, six 7th place vote, and eleven 8th place vote.
This week – in the upper Oregon voting, there are three 6th place votes, five, 7th & 8th place votes, and seven 9th place votes.
The top end went more to the middle, the bottom end went more to the middle, Jared stayed pretty close to where he was. Since the top end votes are moved, AtQ’s ballot is closer to the top now, so it has more “weight” in the average.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That would make the poll-wide average "points" 46.08, if you remove the AtQ vote from the poll-wide average, it would have only made a difference of .72.
Wait… doing it that way, it would have only made a difference of 0.06 this week.
I don’t get it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It's some sort of Internet witchcraft.
Just blindly accept the results. It’ll stress you out otherwise.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
BlogPoll witch craft is very real.
It’s called the CK Curse.
This week, we’ve been cursed – which means a very high probability of not beating the spread, and a “high but not as high” probability of losing the game.
PANIC!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Sometimes I love GIS.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 15, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honest to god
Between me being a math guy and a Boise sympathizer, I don’t know why you folks put up with me.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Outliers are allowed to exist as an affirmation of our own righteous beliefs.
Plus, similar to Universities, AtQ likes to have at least one fan from many different teams to promote it’s diversity in pamplets.
I don't mean to impose...
You just responded in opposition to your own post.
You are truly messed up.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I must know the answer!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Well go ahead and tell yourself then.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not worth the effort.
He’d only disagree with anyway.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
“The Almight says, ’Don’t change the subject, just answer the fuckin’ question.’”
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Shufelt has all the answers anyway.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
46.08?
Hmmm — I thought that points were assigned in the typical way: 25 points for a 1st place vote, 24 for a 2nd, etc. If so, the average could never exceed 25. Am I missing something here?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's what I have.
Week 2: 83 voters, 1152 total points (That’s an average of 13.88)
Week 3: 72 voters, 995 total points (That’s an average of 13.81)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Week 2: I agree with your total points, but they said there were 94 ballots in week 2. (Some of them, particularly the resumé voters, didn’t have us ranked that week.) If there were 94 ballots, then I agree with their week 2 average of 12.26.
Week 3: I only counted 968 total points for us here. They claim there were 73 voters, so I again agree with their average of 13.26.
I counted up the points myself, but I’m taking their word for it on the number of voters, since I can’t figure out an easy way to see who has submitted a ballot but left us off it.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. True. I didn't factor in the ballots where Oregon was absent.
Considering that, you don’t need to know who submitted a ballot, but left us absent.
You can either agree with their count of voters, or count them yourself here.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Though, I just rechecked my formulas and my counting, and I still come up with 995 points for week 3.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I just double-checked it, and I’ve still got 968. I’m using this list — is that what you’re using?
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The same list.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It looks like you’ve got us penciled in for 3 17th place votes that we didn’t get, which is why we’ve got the 27-point discrepancy.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh… gotcha. To think the number of times I missed that…
Thanks. Now it makes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I live to serve.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it makes.
What? WHAT!?!?! Don’t leave me guessing here!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jared is such a homer!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
It is also interesting
That Eleven Warriors had the 2nd least standard deviation with the second most bias and dropped tOSU 2 spots!
by INducktrination on Sep 15, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Over under on this highly meaningful game coming up
Oregon: -59.5
DAT plays of 50+ yards: 1.5
DAT fumbles: 0.5
LMJ rushing: 99.5 yards
Bennet TDs: 2.5
Over
Under
Under
Over, but only because he has one run of 70+ yards
Under
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Over (if we did that to UCLA last year, we can do it to Missouri State this year)
Over (I’m liking his chances of getting at least one touchdown via PR/KR)
Over (sorry, I’m not sold on his ball security skills yet)
Over (by about the middle of the second quarter, at which point he’s done for the day)
Under (we’ll probably see a bunch of rushing plays instead by the time Bennett’s coming in)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 15, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Over: we get 80 points in this game
Over: 2 plays over 50
Under: no fumbles
LMJ: over he gets 200
Bennet: under 1 throwing td.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Not sure about the 80 pts or over 60 pt margin of victory
that requires some serious piling on in the 4th Q. For LMJ over 200, he certainly could go for 300 if we let him run 30 times, but I’m guessing he is the first starter pulled and is gone by halfway through the 2nd Q.
Everyone seems to think DAT is over his fumble issues, but he has had 3 in 2 games so we’ll see
We will have 50+ on the first half.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Remember, LMJ had over 200 yards against PSU and didn’t play in the second half.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
And he was a fatty fat fat back then.
He’ll go for 300 for sure this year! In the first quarter!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Have we ever considered that it was the fat that gave LaMichael his power?
Kind of like Drew Carey.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
It's rude for you guys to keep calling LMJ "fat"
…when he’s clearly just big-boned.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Sep 15, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. He gained 245 lbs of bone over the off season.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Was it all the HRD bonerpillz?
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Sep 15, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Glandular.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 15, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Over (duh)
Under (he’ll share them with LMJ and someone else)
Under (none)
Over (in the first quarter)
Over (as long as we’re counting passing TDs)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Under
Under
Under
Under
Under
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
wear!
teeheee…
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just think we're gonna get comfortably ahead
and then ease off the horses to rest them for the Zona Zoo.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
I believe
ease off our raging polar bear is a more accurate description of the Ducks.
/crossthreaded
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Put yourself under the visor of CK...
At what point do you take out DT when we get ahead? If we’re up 21-0 in the 1Q? At halftime, regardless of score?
If I’m the coach, I treat it like a pre-season NFL game. Get DT a few series’ of downs and then get him out and let BB get some more game experience.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
He'll play at least a half.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
When did they take him out last year vs Portland State?
There’s your model right there.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Follow @MrBenzduck on the Twitters!
Shirts spotted around Texas A&M's campus...
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I hear Conference USA is really nice this time of year.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 15, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that’s on par with “You can’t spell c ck cker without OSU”
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Do you want to be a member of the Pen15 club?
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You should really send them some of your CH shirts.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
That's great.
Nothing like kicking someone in the balls and then laughing at them because it hurts.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
In Texas there's all sorts of little brothers.
“Hey, we’re the little brother but you’re the really little brother,” very nice.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 15, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of new unis
What’s up with asu jackin our matt black helmet look?? I personally liked their look last week but I like being the only one rockin them as well. Also did anyone see Michigan State new combat gear? I dunno bout those. Still cool though. When it comes to the combat gear I’ve seen so far though I have to go Oregon, ASU,MSU,Boise.
by WaikikiDuckFan on Sep 15, 2011 12:02 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions
Play cards, tempo, Ericson in a Visor, some guy making shoes from a waffle Iron.
As they say imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
The even used our logo on their playcalling cards that they stole from us.
(that we stole from Okie State)
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
They used our mascot. I’m not sure about our logo though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Well then, Mister Technicality.
The Duck has the logo on his chest.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
ATQ Football Roster is incorrect
I was looking at the roster on here earlier, and Seastrunk is still listed. I’m not sure if there are any other errors, but thought I’d point that out so someone can fix it if it’s not already on someone’s radar.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 15, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of rosters
I’ll be updating my NCAA 12 roster file tonight (tweaking some of the player stats, especially for the freshmen), and advancing the ATQ dynasty ahead a week. The Dyansty will be moved ahead every 10 days, and it is the responsibility of the player to finish his week ahead of time, and to set up and play any games against a human opponent. The next advancement of the ATQ dynasty will be Sunday, September 25.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
I'll be moving to week 2.
Unless you already moved it to week 2 and I haven’t had internet all week.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
In other news...
Jeremiah Masoli and the Omaha Nighthawks open their season tonight. Apparently he’s going to get significant PT and they’re running some variation of the spread.
Hey guys, I think I found Benz's holy grail!
an Original 1893-1894 University of Oregon Team Photograph
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Meh. I think I have the original daguerrotype in a box somewhere.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Follow @MrBenzduck on the Twitters!
How about
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Scoreboard!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really proof that everyone does hate Auburn.
This is perhaps the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen.
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 15, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
T-Pain’s necklace, FTW!
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The mooninites!
are back.
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Sep 15, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, I think the neon signs did them in.
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 15, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Also proof you don't know how to click a little effing check mark.
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Poor thing. Maybe you could click "Open link in new tab," or even "Open link in new window."
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 15, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and further proof
That you are too young to know that all links should automatically be middle mouse clicks.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Sep 15, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Old enough to have had a Pee-Chee?
If you were like me, yours looked a lot like this… (h/t: The Oatmeal)
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Follow @MrBenzduck on the Twitters!
by benzduck on Sep 15, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
But but but, they used to be yellow.
Not the cloud testicles.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahhhh, whisky. This made me laugh way more than it should have,
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Thursday Night Open Thread
here
try here too
but not here
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Worth noting (not sure if it's been noted yet)
The game against Missouri State will be available on ESPN3 if you live outside the range of OSN
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
YES!
/realizeshealsolivesoutsidetherangeofESPN3
/cursessmalltownamerica
/weeps
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
I didn’t see it on the “upcoming” listings. If you’re right, that’s fantastic. If not, my opinion of you will not change.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
You must have missed it, Tako.
Taken directly from THIS page
9/17 3:30 PM EDT NCAAF – Missouri State vs. #12 Oregon (subject to blackout) ESPN3
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Also, here's the "blackout map" for the game
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
And finally, visual proof via screenshot
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
To be fair,
I had a long day at work and had a couple glasses of whisky with dinner.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
and by "a couple"
I mean four or five.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Well, guess you need to make a beer run
so you’re all stocked up to curse the inevitable dropped screen pass!
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
The two 22's of Ninkasi in the fridge can take care of that.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Just 2?
Benzduck’s gonna take you behind the woodshed!
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Well I bought the four pack.
And drank two during the LSU game. So I’ve got two left. I didn’t work during August, so I’m rationing my beer.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Aren't there other, less important things you could ration?
Electricity?
Water?
Garbage?
Rent?
Insurance?
Student Loans?
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Oh, student loans were the first thing to get pushed back.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
What kind of whisky? I had more than my fair share of Maker's Mark after a particularly vexing softball game.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Pendleton.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Pendleton tastes
“flavored” to me.
Have you tried Wiser’s? Very good value and not many people know about it.
My parents believed in me.
Flavored with delicious.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
TWSS?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Texas is awesome!
Why Texas is doing the rest of the NCAA a favor with the Longhorn Network
For some reason Texas fans keep on equating the LHN to conference networks, which makes no sense from a demand standpoint.
Article about uniforms on Grantland
here. It’s not like super new, but it was really interesting to read if you haven’t caught it yet.
http://youthrowlikeagirl.com
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Sep 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
MOST IMPORTANT POLL EVAR!!!
ESPN’s poll of the night (bottom center of ESPN.com’s front page) is:
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
Including a link in that would have been fantastic. But now I’m too lazy.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
The link was ESPN.com
Journalism allows almost anyone to direct questions they would never ask of their own friends at random people. --Chuck Klosterman
I keep clicking it but nothing happens.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
just like I clicked ‘reply’ apparently
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
FanShots
Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.
Recent FanShots
