The Countdown: We're Almost Definitely Gonna Win, So What Else is There?
The Countdown concept is based around the idea that there are five factors that will win the game for Oregon, and five factors that can lose it. But this is Missouri State week. So the factors that can lose us the game will inevitably end up being things like, "radioactive monkeys run amok in the Oregon locker room, shrinking the Ducks football team to the size of action figures", "Don Essig drinks too much Scotch and runs onto the field nude from the waist down in the second quarter, leading to an Oregon forfeit", or "evil amusement park owner Mr. Flanagan sprays peanut extract on all the footballs, knowing full well that Darron Thomas has a peanut allergy, causing his hands to swell to the size of microwaves. Thomas goes 0-19 with four picks, and the Scooby-Doo gang is nowhere to be found". If I were to write something like that, I'd lose all my credibility. And the only thing I've got going for me is the fact that you people take what I say seriously.
Instead, you get the Top 10 things that, if they happen Saturday, are good signs that Oregon is favored to win the Pac-12.
- Darron Thomas completes over 66% of his passes - As much as I love our endless supply of running backs, Darron Thomas is the key to the season. This game is another opportunity for our still-young field general to improve in his biggest area of concern: starting a game in rhythm.
- Tra Carson gets 15 carries - We have LaMichael James, Oregon's all-time rushing leader. We have Kenjon Barner, maybe the most dangerous athlete in our backfield. We have De'Anthony Thomas, the most electric offensive freshman since Jonathan Stewart. What we don't have is a punishing, 230 pound power back who can run over linebackers and turn three yards into six yards with brute strength alone. That's where Latrarion Lee Carson comes in. Getting him acclimated to the college game adds yet another dimension to the Oregon offense. This is a great chance to do it.
- True freshman take some steps - We've already seen what DAT can do. Jake Fisher has played three different offensive line positions in two games. And Colt Lyerla had a tremendous touchdown catch against Nevada. It's time for more newbies to join the party. Look for those three to make more of a name for themselves, as well as for Rodney Hardrick and Ifo Ekpre-Olomu to make their first real noise as Ducks.
- Someone rushes for 100 yards - Is it arbitrary? Yes. Does it mean anything in the long run? No. But is it important? Absolutely. The Oregon offense, the offense that was the most explosive and feared rushing attack in the country last season, has produced exactly zero 100 yard rushers so far this season. This needs to change, if only so I can sleep better at night. No one likes a cranky Tako.
- Matt Daddy can't find anything to complain about regarding the offensive line - Despite hanging 69 on the Wolf Pack, the offensive line showed room for improvement. The unit needs to have a solid game, both to build confidence and to quiet the naysayers heading into Pac-12 play. I expect the shuffling of personnel to settle down a bit, as Chip Kelly and Steve Greatwood start to lock regular groups in for conference play.
- Linebackers show depth - The linebacking corps has played very well so far this season, and the standout has been Michael Clay. With Clay almost certainly sitting out Saturday's game, it will be up to the rest of the position to show growth. Can Kiko Alonso play his way back into the starting lineup, or will Dewitt Stuckey continue to shine? Can Derrick Malone and Rodney Hardrick prove to be assets? Will Boseko Lokombo score another touchdown, his third as a Duck?
- Cliff Harris struts back into our hearts - Last week, he wasn't on the two-deep, and didn't see action until the second half. But Oregon isn't at their best without Kash in the starting lineup. Off-field decision-making aside, he's our most talented defensive player, and we need him to compete with college football's elite programs. It's up to him to show the coaching staff that they can't keep him off the field any longer.
- David Paulson has a big game - Project Mayhem has been all but invisible so far this season, after entering the year as Darron Thomas' presumptive #1 passing target. Getting Paulson integrated into the offense is vital to Oregon's gameplan, especially considering our receivers.
- Wide receivers prove me wrong - I've done nothing but hate on our WR play this year. I would love to eat my words, I really would. Oregon's receivers just have to go out and make plays, a more than obtainable task against an FCS opponent. We have the talent to compete on an elite level, our guys just have to play to their potential. Am I simplifying? Yes. Are you sick of me asking rhetorical questions to myself? Of course you are.
- The defense pitches a shutout - Nevada has a potent offense. They run an effective system, and they run it better than anyone else in the country. But Oregon still shouldn't have given up 20 points and a number of big plays. Against a more inferior opponent in Missouri State, the defense should be satisfied with nothing less than perfection.
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He's day to day.
Darron Thomas has a peanut allergy, causing his hands to swell to the size of microwaves.
Now with mustache guarantee!
Truth or Dare?
Dare?
Okay: here’s what you have to do:
In support of the Ducks, each Friday during the season every diagnosis you make has to include the phrase “day to day”.
“Dr. HRD, how long am I going to have this rash?”
“Well Timmy, frankly you are lucky you haven’t gone blind yet, but I think any improvements in that rash are just going to be day to day.”
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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear God it's brilliant.
/checksappointmentbook
/cacklesmaniacally
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
You're going to need to report back
without committing any HIPAA violations of course.
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Love it.
daisy’s really stepping up her game.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
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And the only thing I’ve got going for me is the fact that you people take what I say seriously.
What do you mean, YOU people?

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
by 071903 on Sep 16, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
?
We have Kenjon Barner, maybe the most dangerous athlete in our backfield.
We’re talking about the same backfield? The Oregon Ducks’ backfield?
I’m sorry, I love KJB, but there is absolutely no way that he is the most dangerous athlete in our backfield.
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I would at least say that Kenjon is the most versatile athlete in our backfield.
Versatility is dangerous, man.
Perhaps last year
but only because LMJ had the dropsies. Those now appear to be fixed. In terms of danger as in can I get this ball to the end zone on any given play? This year? I’ll take LMJ, DAT, and DT, and then KJB. Although it’s really 1a, 1b, 1c, 1d.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
No slight on Kenjon, and his dangerousnessness is multiplied since he is not the first option. I also maintain that he has not been the same since his injury.
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Dangerous in that he might run backwards with a punt
/Toosoon
by INducktrination on Sep 16, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, he didn’t “run” very far before releasing a perfect bounce pass to Mathieu.
/yeahdefinlytoosoon
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone finally posted a line
Oregon is favored by 55.5 on the one book that is willing to post a line. I’d still bet on Oregon.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm pretty sure I've never seen a spread that big.
(waiting for it…)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Florida was favored by like 70 or so a few years back
Against some FCS team.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Charleston Southern (+73)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Florida failed to cover too
Winning 62-3.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I dunno, HRD...
I’ve seen some pretty big jars of mayo at Costco in my time.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Horrible counter-factual scenario...
Imagine, if you will, that we all were fans of an SEC team.
We would have to sit through weeks like this 4 times a year. That’s 1/3 of the season – and that’s before you even get to Vandy.
But 8 games a year would be against top 25 teams!
When SEC plays SEC, both teams win!
by INducktrination on Sep 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it "almos' def'nitley?"
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Sep 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Coach Kelly unveils a new way to run through the "tunnel"

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
This may rival the dream sequence in
“Spellbound.”
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Anchorman's sex scene.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Boise forced to punt on first possession,
then an interference penalty tacked on the kick? Everything’s coming up Milhouse.
I see why he goes by Tra now
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish that he would go by Latrarion.
I think I recognize that name from somewhere… Damn, one letter off
I'm gonna get shirts made up
Kenjon&
Latrarion&
LaMichael&
De’Anthony.
and Paulson
and Rashaan&
Josh Huff&
Tuinei
But do you recall?
The most important offensive player of all/
Darron, the long armed QB
Had a very funky throw
And if you ever saw it
YOu’d that he’d never go pro
LSU coach Les Miles
Pointed out and called him names (like athlete)
He wouldn’t let poor Darron
Play in any Tiger game (not at QB)
Then one season opener’s eve
Chip Kelly came to say
Darron with you throws so right
Won’t you guide my team tonight
Then all the Duck fans loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Darron the long armed QB
You’ll go down in history
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 16, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
A post for the ages...
Well done, sir.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
The funny thing is
I was just thinking today how every Friday is like Christmas Eve because I’m so excited to get up on Saturday and unwrap all the wonderful college football game presents waiting for me the next day.
This is the perfect College Football Eve song.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
For 4 Hundred Years...
Duck fans have suffered. And Kenyon Barner’s fumble in the LSU Honeymooner’s game made me think of Terrence Whitehead’s fumble in the 2004 season opening loss to Indiana. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by David the Duck on Sep 17, 2011 12:27 AM PDT reply actions
This is week 3
/WTD’d
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions

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