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The Countdown: We're Almost Definitely Gonna Win, So What Else is There?

MOAR OF THIS PLZ

The Countdown concept is based around the idea that there are five factors that will win the game for Oregon, and five factors that can lose it. But this is Missouri State week. So the factors that can lose us the game will inevitably end up being things like, "radioactive monkeys run amok in the Oregon locker room, shrinking the Ducks football team to the size of action figures", "Don Essig drinks too much Scotch and runs onto the field nude from the waist down in the second quarter, leading to an Oregon forfeit", or "evil amusement park owner Mr. Flanagan sprays peanut extract on all the footballs, knowing full well that Darron Thomas has a peanut allergy, causing his hands to swell to the size of microwaves. Thomas goes 0-19 with four picks, and the Scooby-Doo gang is nowhere to be found". If I were to write something like that, I'd lose all my credibility. And the only thing I've got going for me is the fact that you people take what I say seriously.

Instead, you get the Top 10 things that, if they happen Saturday, are good signs that Oregon is favored to win the Pac-12.

Star-divide

 

  1. Darron Thomas completes over 66% of his passes - As much as I love our endless supply of running backs, Darron Thomas is the key to the season. This game is another opportunity for our still-young field general to improve in his biggest area of concern: starting a game in rhythm. 
  2. Tra Carson gets 15 carries - We have LaMichael James, Oregon's all-time rushing leader. We have Kenjon Barner, maybe the most dangerous athlete in our backfield. We have De'Anthony Thomas, the most electric offensive freshman since Jonathan Stewart. What we don't have is a punishing, 230 pound power back who can run over linebackers and turn three yards into six yards with brute strength alone. That's where Latrarion Lee Carson comes in. Getting him acclimated to the college game adds yet another dimension to the Oregon offense. This is a great chance to do it.
  3. True freshman take some steps - We've already seen what DAT can do. Jake Fisher has played three different offensive line positions in two games. And Colt Lyerla had a tremendous touchdown catch against Nevada. It's time for more newbies to join the party. Look for those three to make more of a name for themselves, as well as for Rodney Hardrick and Ifo Ekpre-Olomu to make their first real noise as Ducks.
  4. Someone rushes for 100 yards - Is it arbitrary? Yes. Does it mean anything in the long run? No. But is it important? Absolutely. The Oregon offense, the offense that was the most explosive and feared rushing attack in the country last season, has produced exactly zero 100 yard rushers so far this season. This needs to change, if only so I can sleep better at night. No one likes a cranky Tako.
  5. Matt Daddy can't find anything to complain about regarding the offensive line - Despite hanging 69 on the Wolf Pack, the offensive line showed room for improvement. The unit needs to have a solid game, both to build confidence and to quiet the naysayers heading into Pac-12 play. I expect the shuffling of personnel to settle down a bit, as Chip Kelly and Steve Greatwood start to lock regular groups in for conference play.
  6. Linebackers show depth - The linebacking corps has played very well so far this season, and the standout has been Michael Clay. With Clay almost certainly sitting out Saturday's game, it will be up to the rest of the position to show growth. Can Kiko Alonso play his way back into the starting lineup, or will Dewitt Stuckey continue to shine? Can Derrick Malone and Rodney Hardrick prove to be assets? Will Boseko Lokombo score another touchdown, his third as a Duck?
  7. Cliff Harris struts back into our hearts - Last week, he wasn't on the two-deep, and didn't see action until the second half. But Oregon isn't at their best without Kash in the starting lineup. Off-field decision-making aside, he's our most talented defensive player, and we need him to compete with college football's elite programs. It's up to him to show the coaching staff that they can't keep him off the field any longer.
  8. David Paulson has a big game - Project Mayhem has been all but invisible so far this season, after entering the year as Darron Thomas' presumptive #1 passing target. Getting Paulson integrated into the offense is vital to Oregon's gameplan, especially considering our receivers.
  9. Wide receivers prove me wrong - I've done nothing but hate on our WR play this year. I would love to eat my words, I really would. Oregon's receivers just have to go out and make plays, a more than obtainable task against an FCS opponent. We have the talent to compete on an elite level, our guys just have to play to their potential. Am I simplifying? Yes. Are you sick of me asking rhetorical questions to myself? Of course you are. 
  10. The defense pitches a shutout - Nevada has a potent offense. They run an effective system, and they run it better than anyone else in the country. But Oregon still shouldn't have given up 20 points and a number of big plays. Against a more inferior opponent in Missouri State, the defense should be satisfied with nothing less than perfection. 

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He's day to day.
Darron Thomas has a peanut allergy, causing his hands to swell to the size of microwaves.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Truth or Dare?

Dare?

Okay: here’s what you have to do:

In support of the Ducks, each Friday during the season every diagnosis you make has to include the phrase “day to day”.

“Dr. HRD, how long am I going to have this rash?”
“Well Timmy, frankly you are lucky you haven’t gone blind yet, but I think any improvements in that rash are just going to be day to day.”

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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dear God it's brilliant.

/checksappointmentbook
/cacklesmaniacally

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're going to need to report back

without committing any HIPAA violations of course.

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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love it.

daisy’s really stepping up her game.

Euler's #1 fan

by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

?
We have Kenjon Barner, maybe the most dangerous athlete in our backfield.

We’re talking about the same backfield? The Oregon Ducks’ backfield?

I’m sorry, I love KJB, but there is absolutely no way that he is the most dangerous athlete in our backfield.

I

by joelor on Sep 16, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he means dangerous in that his mohawk makes him look rather like an Iroquois indian.

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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps last year

but only because LMJ had the dropsies. Those now appear to be fixed. In terms of danger as in can I get this ball to the end zone on any given play? This year? I’ll take LMJ, DAT, and DT, and then KJB. Although it’s really 1a, 1b, 1c, 1d.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

No slight on Kenjon, and his dangerousnessness is multiplied since he is not the first option. I also maintain that he has not been the same since his injury.

I

by joelor on Sep 16, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he didn’t “run” very far before releasing a perfect bounce pass to Mathieu.

/yeahdefinlytoosoon

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 16, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone finally posted a line

Oregon is favored by 55.5 on the one book that is willing to post a line. I’d still bet on Oregon.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

But I don't bet

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florida was favored by like 70 or so a few years back

Against some FCS team.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think

that is what he was waiting for.

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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures

Just thought I’d point it out.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florida failed to cover too

Winning 62-3.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, HRD...

I’ve seen some pretty big jars of mayo at Costco in my time.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what he said?

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Sep 17, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible counter-factual scenario...

Imagine, if you will, that we all were fans of an SEC team.

We would have to sit through weeks like this 4 times a year. That’s 1/3 of the season – and that’s before you even get to Vandy.

by omb on Sep 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LMJ’s leg looks terrible in that picture … like it is bending backwards

by echo31 on Sep 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Coach Kelly unveils a new way to run through the "tunnel"

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?

My name is not Bryce.

by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Anchorman's sex scene.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise forced to punt on first possession,

then an interference penalty tacked on the kick? Everything’s coming up Milhouse.

by omb on Sep 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaa?

Tra Carson’s real name is Latrarion?

by HeyitsHoag on Sep 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I see why he goes by Tra now

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?

My name is not Bryce.

by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out how to pronounce it…

And the only thing that is coming to mind is a scene from “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna get shirts made up

Kenjon&
Latrarion&
LaMichael&
De’Anthony.

by HeyitsHoag on Sep 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

A post for the ages...

Well done, sir.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done Godfather

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 16, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just SO awesome.

Well done!

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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is

I was just thinking today how every Friday is like Christmas Eve because I’m so excited to get up on Saturday and unwrap all the wonderful college football game presents waiting for me the next day.

This is the perfect College Football Eve song.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 16, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 4 Hundred Years...

Duck fans have suffered. And Kenyon Barner’s fumble in the LSU Honeymooner’s game made me think of Terrence Whitehead’s fumble in the 2004 season opening loss to Indiana. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by David the Duck on Sep 17, 2011 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

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