Quack Fix: Oregon/Missouri State to be broadcast on ESPN3, getting to know the offensive linemen
by jtlight on Sep 16, 2011 7:30 AM PDT
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PrintIn a strange twist, you might actually get to see the game this weekend. Here's your quack.
- First, let's get to some great news. The Oregon/Missouri State game will be broadcast on ESPN3 and ESPN Gameplan if you are outside of the Comcast Sports Northwest area. This brings back memories of 2007, where Gameplan carried every OSN broadcast before the Pac-10 stopped allowing that. I'm not sure what caused this change, but I'm inclined to give Larry Scott credit.
- Rob Moseley has a Thursday practice update. Michael Clay's injury means that at least one true freshman linebacker should play this weekend, with the favorite being Rodney Hardrick, though Chip Kelly made it seem like he might not be the only one. Moseley had a video with Darron Thomas in his post, and Duck Territory has some post-practice interviews as well.
- Moseley's piece this morning is on Hroniss Grasu. He's had more pressure on him this season than just about any Duck, but he hasn't let that affect him, and he's done better than expected so far. Hroniss will face a different test this week as this is the first time he faces a true 3-4 defense.
- Ken Goe has a piece on another Oregon offensive lineman, Carson York. He's a force on and off the field, and will soon be starting a master's program. Coming out of high school, York had to choose between Oregon and Stanford, but chose the Ducks because he wanted to play for a winner, and not in a half-empty stadium.
- Ken Goe has another piece today on how this Oregon/Missouri State matchup came to be, and the trouble of scheduling FBS competition at the last minute. Schroeder has a similar piece, but says that these FCS games will continue with Tennessee Tech scheduled for next season.
- Ken Woody has a blog post up with some random thoughts, including how the Ducks match up with elite lines, and DAT's missed block/touchdown reception against Nevada.
- The No. 16 Oregon Volleyball team opens Pac-12 play this weekend, hosting the Arizona schools on Friday and Saturday. Curtis Anderson of the Register-Guard has a piece on outside hitter Alaina Bergsma. She is one of the top offensive threats in the country, and also happens to be the reigning Miss Lane County, and will be competing in the Miss Oregon pageant in late November.
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Since the NCAA started keeping records the most points scored by a team in a game is 90 by New Mexico St. against Northern Arizona in 1967. Is it realistic or homerish to think we can break that record tomorrow?
Ayele Forde wouldn't mind.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Over/Under (if I set the lines)
for Forde getting in the game – I put it at 2 min. into the 3rd.
TD’s for DAT (you can’t spell DAT without TD) – 3
TD’s for Cliffy – 2
TD’s for LMJ – 2
Receiving TD’s – 4
Total Yds – 525
Rushing Yds – 325
CK smiles – 1
Under
Over
Under
Over
Under
Over
Over
Under
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 16, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I REPLY FAILED.
THIS NEVER EVER HAPPENS. AND DON’T YOU PATRONIZE ME AND TELL ME IT HAPPENS TO ALL GUYS EVENTUALLY.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
But will he look, set up, and throw to the corner of the end zone?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wait… was it intercepted?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Could it be that the Ducks have the ball?
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
by DamienS on Sep 16, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Is that him, down to the 35? The 40?
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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Is that a Touchdown?
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by 071903 on Sep 16, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Was that the most improbably finish to a football game?
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by BisonDucks on Sep 16, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Did we forget to notice him at the 20? The 10?
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 17, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn the link I found was wrong then. It looks like we’re going to have to put that 3rd digit on the Autzen jumbo-tron then
Did we have the Jumbotron in 1910?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Ducks game on ESPNThreeve?
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by GustyJ on Sep 16, 2011 7:44 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
ESPN3 blackout map has a small blue spot in north central Oregon that doesn't look like it includes HR.
And yet, the map tells me I’m not subject to a blackout. PLEASE EXPLAIN ESPN, I CANNOT GIVE GODUCKS MORE MONEY IN SUPPORT OF THEIR HORRENDOUS SITE.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You should be able to get it on local channels.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
DirecTV subscriber
no CSNW for me.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Orly.
/whew
On a related note, does ESPN via Xbox Live depend upon my ISP as well? I’m sure this is a simple question that anyone would know the answer to, and I’m a very lazy person so it’s easier for me just to stay here on AtQ rather than gather that kind of information by myself.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it might, but that’s a good question.
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It is, just checked that.
“Powered by Charter” STUPID CHARTER. So my options are going to be buggy, choppy goducks.com and ESPN GamePlan in SD.
WHY DOES GOD HATE ME. I TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You should just hop in your
Dr. HRD mobile and make the quick 4 hr jaunt down to Autzen.
Tickets will be laying around on the ground for this one.
/Is laying right? Or is it lying? I never know, despite my english degree.
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The Millennium Falcon is in use.
It’s trying to make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs.
/lolwrongunithansolo
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 8:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Um, I wish he was Han Solo, too.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
If I dressed up like han solo
Would you fight over me? <3
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by Quack Addict on Sep 16, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you shoot first?
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Get a haircut, hippy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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Wow
Hilary Swank’s hair is really long!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It's true.
But I still kind of wish it.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish he was Han Solo as well.
But in the strictly platonic way.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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Suuuuure.
It’s Han. Love for him transcends gender?
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
But he’s got some badass friends!
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Well, really just the tall fuzzy one.
Let’s be honest, Luke’s a bit of a whiner, Leia’s not so much a friend as a bottomless pit of sexual tension, and Lando sells people out to the Empire. Does he really have anybody else you’d consider a friend?
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Scoundrels don't need friends.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true.
Because they’re so dashing and rakish and, well, dreamy.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah they are.
/nohomo
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pfft.
Just because you say that doesn’t make it true.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This is NOT true.
Every man knows that simply muttering “no homo” makes anything completely heterosexual. This is just the way the world works.
by CaDuck on Sep 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I just assumed Chewbacca was enough for being plural.
I’d sell people out to the Empire too and I’m creepy with princesses too – so I guess I’m a Lando.
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Do you have a cape?
You can’t be Lando without a cape.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
... No.
No cape. But I do wear Han’s clothes.
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And you do love delicious Colt .45
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I could NOT figure out what you were referencing
Until I realized the picture was cut off and copy/pasted it and saw Lando. Duh, when you’re flying the Falcon, you HAVE to wear Han’s clothes. Otherwise, you die.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh… I have my AtQ browsing fun set on “expanded”.
It gets a little crowded otherwise.
And picture get cut off too.
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Huh.
I would do that if I knew how to do that.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Have no fear! I'm here to help!
In the upper left area of the blog, where you can make new fanshots and fanposts, there’s a “View” option.
There are “Narrow” and “Wide” views.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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You're my hero.
Well, you already were because of the whole yellow shirt thing (which should be on its way here), but this solidifies it.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he the wind beneath your wings?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh.
If that song stays stuck in my head, you’re toast.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
There was no Bette Midler exit clause in camping agreement you signed.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There is ALWAYS a Bette Midler clause.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, there's still a Bette Middler clause
When I wrote the fine print, I altered to say “toasted marshmallows.” So, you’re not only going camping with me, you’re making the s’mores!
/Muahahahahaha!’d
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dagnabbit.
I’m burning those marshmallows to a freakin’ crisp.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like my marshmallows burnt
no lie.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you are a healer
you can make the narrow-minded see wider
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 16, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Arn't you confusing him with Solo Hands...
Wait for it…….get it?……and cue:
Yeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
At the moment, I actually wish I was Don Draper.
/poursanothercanadianclubneat
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget your cigarette.
And perhaps fire a secretary while you’re at it.
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< geek >
< starwarsapologist >
Oh boy… HERE WE GO!
Clearly, you don’t get it!
The Kessel run is very dangerous and difficult to do. Slower ships can only make it through the run by taking longer routes – for smugglers this inhibits their ability to get away with their cargo, and only the fastest ships are able to get through it in the short 12 parsec route.
</ starwarsapologist >
</ geek >
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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by JShufelt on Sep 16, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Your ideas intrigue me
And I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously it is a distance!
But thanks to his speed, he’s able to take a shortcut that would be too dangerous for a slower ship.
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George Lucas totally knew that when he wrote the line.
This is defintiely, assuredly, and clearly not something the extended universe geeks came up with after the fact.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely and totally not something an apologist would say at all and I believe it with all my heart that Lucas was totally on top of it when he wrote that dialog I mean he knows the details of the gravity of everything inside the kessel run and why the kessel run is important and stuff.
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This is a preposterous notion
And was never proven by the fact that it was explained in the Han Solo Adventures that came out in like 1982. Never.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Wait...
was it really?
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That's where the whole black holes-altering-distance idea came from
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By bending the space-time continuum
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I believe you are referring to the Han Solo Trilogy, which came out between '97 and '98
And which I did not like because Han was with some stupid girl named Bria Tharen and not Leia and that ain’t right. There, just out-geeked the boys.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ohdear
/realizeshemayhavemarriedthewrongwoman
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
...
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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I don't know how to respond to that...
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose...
We wear green helmets, yellow jerseys and green pants sometime this year.
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Speaking of what people are wearing
I’m wearing black tomorrow. And I’m really grumpy about it.
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I'm wearing my anthracite jersey.
It’s close enough to black to count, right?
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you too?
WELL, ONE OF US IS GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE!
…
Fine… I guess I’LL go change.
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Wait, what number is yours?
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's number five.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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Phew, mine's #1.
Totally different. We’re good.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh thank god!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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Seriously.
That was a close one. I just HATE wearing the same thing as someone else who sits on the opposite side of the stadium!
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll wave when I see ya.
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I'll wave back.
Unless everyone else in the stadium is doing “The Wave,” in which case I will simply nod my head, because ugh.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If they start doing the wave
first of all you have instant permission to punch anyone around you that is doing it too.
Also, you must in conjunction with each passing wave recite the Wheaton Wave to counter the curse. “Huard gonna go back to the throw the ball…”
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Yes it is close enough
and I almost bought one. But I already have a black t-shirt so I decided to save the $$.
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You have A black t-shirt?!
Good lord. Black is by far the dominant color in my Duck wardrobe.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I only have one!
I have several green (including a jersey) some grey and lots of white. I also only have one yellow. So weird, huh?
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It really is.
The greens drive me nuts, though, because I don’t think I have two that are the same. I don’t have any short-sleeved yellow (but I will when my Smoked ’Em All shirt gets here!).
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Daisy stacks up on white ones
just in case there is an impromptu wet T-shirt contest that she can’t resist entering.
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They won't let me enter those any longer
because I smoked them all.
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by daisyduck on Sep 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'll be in...my...
oh, umm, never mind.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done.
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This is why we love you around here
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I agree.
It kind of sucks being asked to wear a color for every game. Us students are always supposed to wear yellow. Everyone knows this.
It’s an excuse to get the students to spend 3 times as much on spirit Ts.
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That is the way I also see it.
after this week, I may get fed up with it and just show up in yellow every time, just like the good ol days (last season).
Bring it on, HOney.
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That sounds suspiciously like a tradition.
Are you sure you’re at the right school? Perhaps you meant to go to Michigan.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww hell nah!
I would never voluntarily live in Michigan. Anyone attempting to permanently take me out of the West Coast is in for one heck of a fight.
Well sheesh, I was going to try
But now I won’t. Good thing you warned me!
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I said I wasn't going to try, didn't I?
You’re not a good enough listener to kidnap.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did he ask you to help him find his lost puppy?
That’s how he got me.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, if he tries again, I am SO using that.
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by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Just remember,
If he ever asks “does this rag smell like Chloroform?” run away.
This is a mistake that I will never make twice.
Damn that Pedo-Bear.
Sucks for the next guy who legitimately asks you that question and then wonders why you’re sprinting away in a cloud of dust!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This was funnier when you weren't in college
Now if a female tries to take you somewhere you just shut your trap and go along.
Got it?
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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‘YES!’"
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your nerd-fu and geekatude is far more refined than mine.
I’m impressed. You have won the day.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Yesssssssss!
Winna winna chicken dinnah!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I was actually serious about your Ursidae muffin theif
What flavor was did the bear take. Was it a variety pack?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
*thief
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I haven't rechecked that thread.
It’s been a few years, but I’m pretty sure it was blueberry. Most likely a multi-pack.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so weird he or she didn’t take the whole package.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, if I didn't know I was sober, I would swear I was drunk.
So bizarre. We also had an extremely polite garbage bear remove the full trash bags from our houseboat at Shasta one year. Didn’t scatter anything around, just took them off to who knows where. Convenient and considerate is what I call it!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, LMD?
Those weren’t bears, those were garbage men.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen some garbage men that were incredibly hairy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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That’s the “other,” non-scary bear.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know about that non-scary part.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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/that’shomophobic.gif
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
no homo.gif
/fixed
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
Those guys must be awfully dedicated to their jobs, because we were waaaaay away from civilization. I should write them a letter of gratitude for their commitment to prompt and efficient middle-of-the-night garbage removal!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
After a few years it may come off as creepy.
Make sure you are properly disguised in your Scott Frost skin suit.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Park rangers and employees are frequently responsible for removing refuse in order to curb human and bear interactions.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
We were on a houseboat anchored to the shore very far away from our starting point on Lake Shasta.
Also, there were giant paw prints all over the deck. It was a bear.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the park rangers have trained the bears.
Did ya think about that?!?!
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No, I didn't, because I was too busy thinking about Han Solo.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You see that dot back there?
That’s the line. The one you crossed. That’s how far you crossed it. Ew.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a dot or is it a line?!?!?!
I’M CONFUSED!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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You didn't cross it, so you don't have to worry.
Also, you apparently aren’t a fan of “Friends.”
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never watched it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I've probably watched it enough to make up for you skipping it. And then some.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, I can't keep a secret
I forgot I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about your Scott Frost skin suit.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just...ew.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet baby jesus, that was the awesome
Especially since I have read a few star Wars books and actually have that one.
I don't have that many anymore.
Just that one because, well, Han, and a trilogy that my parents bought me and had signed by the author, because he’s apparently from Southern Oregon. Wow, my level of geekiness today is actually surprising ME.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was a huge astronomy nerd when I was a kid. I watched Star Wars, but I wasn’t like… a Star Wars fan or anything. They were just movies to me as a kid.
But someone in my family thought “Hey. Joe likes stars and planets, and there are stars and planets. He MUST like Star Wars.” – so they bought me a Star Wars toy.
So then everyone saw I had a Star Wars toy, so they thought “Hey! Joe must love Star Wars!” – next thing I know I am getting star wars crap left-and-right. Everything from books (Never read a single one of them), to socks, to computer games – and then when they relaunched the Star Wars movies in ’97, my sister dragged me to all of them.
I somehow found myself being a giant Star Wars nerd, brainwashed into loving Star Wars, knowing far more than I’d probably care to admit.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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She had to drag you?!
That’s sacreligious. The first re-release was on my senior skip day, so naturally, we also skipped the week before to go stand in line for tickets (so much cooler than just getting them online. I’m sad for the children). We piled in the back of my friend’s VW bus and headed over and at one point, one guy said “It’s truth time. Raise your hand if you’ve never tried to use the Force.” And we all just looked at the floor.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well… she didn’t DRAG me… but she did have to drag me there about midnight where we camped all night to be first in line.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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That's more like it.
I was kind of worried that I’d have to start disliking you for a minute.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to the Phantom Menance on opening night with my brother
and right before the movie started he looked at me and said “Hey, you know last time a new Star Wars movie was in a theater, we were sitting right next to each other then too.” 16 yrs later, still together in nerdiness. I love my little brother.
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Awwwww.
That story would be even better if the movie had been better. Siiiiigh.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I got some thing for you: Star Wars: The Original Radio Drama
It came in this black case with with eight cassettes but only had Mark Hamills and Anthony Daniels back for the voices.
/jawdrops
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually that was the Corellian trilogy
The Han Solo Adventures was a three-stories-in-one book that came out in the early 80’s. He had just won the Falcon from Lando, it was pre-Chewbacca, and he had an annoying droid sidekick. Probably explains his feelings about C3PO.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Huh, sounds a lot like the trilogy.
Somebody’s a bit of a plagiarist!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh. Maybe they re-released it in 97 and we're talking about the same thing
Because the Corellian trilogy was post-ROTJ and was about one of Han’s cousins from his homeworld trying to take over.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Ah ha! Wikipedia strikes again.
The events of The Han Solo Adventures (Brian Daley, 1979) are incorporated into the timeline of the rest of the Star Wars Expanded Universe by being contextualized in interludes in Rebel Dawn, the final book of Ann C. Crispin’s The Han Solo Trilogy, published in 1998.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
So then we're kind of both right?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes we are.
I salute your impressive level of nerd-ness.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
And I salute yours.
Really, we have to prop each other up, because everyone else will just laugh at us.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m out of outlandish excuses.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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I'd like to take this time to say
MY JERK BROTHER IS IN SWTOR BETA AND I HATE HIM.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course, since the unit of measurement is based on AU (astronomical unit)
…which is the average distance between the Sun and the Earth, it’s really just a piece of scientific-sounding fluff in the line.
If I was a REAL Star Wars apologist, I could argue that the base AU was the mean distance between Coruscant and it’s sun, I suppose.
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by M. Fletcher on Sep 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention the time differential of “Long time ago” would mean the possibility of the star wars AU could be smaller due to less orbit degradation, in addition to difference of distance with the earth AU and the star wars AU there was to begin with.
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And perhaps they were, and weren't, depending upon if a fifth dimension IS really present
giving rise to an alternative universe.
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Except that that doesn't work
Because he acted like making the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs was a big deal. If it was a universal issue, everyone would have the same advantage.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it could be an issue of we knew how long a parsec was for them, and what the gravitational wells are like.
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I've had 170 very loud freshmen yelling in my classroom today
And THAT is what just pushed my headache over the edge. I still maintain that he wouldn’t have acted like it was a big deal unless he was the only one who did it.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably was the only one that did it. Because he’s so Scott Frosty.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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That is an extremely accurate descriptor.
Descripter? Gah. They have actually succeeded in frying my brain. If I never say “If you touch the kid next to you one more time, I’m going to tie your hands behind your back” again, I’ll be a happy girl.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else think that
shortcuts would be pointless in space?
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
...THIS is what I missed all day
I picked a GREAT day to play golf.
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I'm gonna out-geek you here
The Kessel Run is so dangerous because one edge of its course runs near to a black hole cluster. Only extremely fast ships can make the run nearer to the black holes without being drawn in and crushed to the size of an HRDBonerpil. Black holes warp the properties of space, so the distance traveled in the Kessel Run gets shorter the closer you are to the black holes.
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IT'S SCIENCE FOLKS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
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Boner pills
You can’t explain that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
The rationale for BonerPillz is 'The Black Hole' itself?
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I only have an SD TV
I survive every game this way. You can survive one, especially a very crappy one.
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Bah,
Looked it up, and of course I don’t get KEVU.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't help those of us in Portland.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Sep 16, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that from my link in the quack fix? Because that won’t be correct for you.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yes
I just figured it would check my ISP, didn’t look at the URL.
/sadtrombone
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you're using the wrong map.
I’m not sure it helps the TV situation, but it sure cleared up a lot of other map related questions we had. It seems like the thing to do…
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by 071903 on Sep 16, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This PAC 16 idea is looking sillier and sillier. There’s no way PAC 12 teams will want to travel all that way to play Texas and TT! That’s like halfway around the globe!
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not much of a stretch for Utah, CU, and the AZ schools.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Sep 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just go down Agate Ally, and you’re right there at Colorado.
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Agate Ally McBeal?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Sep 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Texas the Atlantis of College Football?
A lonely island adrift in an endless sea.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Your inaugural Pac-16 championship game,
Pitting the champion of the Agate Alley division vs. a worthy foe from the Other Stuff division.
Kind of has a ring to it.
How do you get it?
Yet, I, way over here in Northwestern Montana, am somehow within reach of Comcast’s insufferable blackout?
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Yo Gabba Gabba autorec engaged.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
ESPN sucks.
I’m anything but happy that ESPN3 is soaking up the Wisconsin-NIU game this weekend. It means that I’m not going to be able to watch it, as I won’t be on campus (where I COULD get it).
My default reaction to any ESPN3-exclusive coverage of a Wisconsin game?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Not anyone
If you don’t have ESPN through cable, ESPN3 will not work on your ISP. Which is stupid, and I hate it.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s not exactly true. ESPN3 has nothing to do with your TV provider, and everything to do with your internet provider. Only certain ISP’s pay ESPN so that their subscribers have access to ESPN3.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Which is why if you have Comcast, you can get access to ESPN3, but since they aren’t a cell phone service provider, you can’t get access to the “Watch ESPN” app.
/bitter
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I tried watching something broadcast on ESPN3 last night
There were three provider options, only one of which I’d ever heard of (FiOS). I don’t subscribe to any of them. It asked me to put in my account information for the provider I selected (which, of course, I didin’t have), so I wasn’t able to watch the program. There were no blackout restrictions.
/Ihasasad
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe that is a new thing they are doing with their more
select sporting events (ie. Monday Night Football).
I can still use espn3 to watch most things, but I get the same list of 3 providers for the big stuff.
Also, for those of you who do not have an espn3 account, you can actually tie your espn.com account to espn3 while connected via an ISP that supports espn3. Then you can sign on to your account and watch it from any ISP. (My brother uses a provider that gets espn3, and I was able to tie my account to espn3 and now I can watch it at my house.)
I don't mean to impose...
Yeah, that was my thought
Why would they broadcast the game “for free” when they can get you to log on and pay? This will be huge in for convicts (er, Raiders fans) in the Bay Area. Regular season home games at the Oakland Coliseum that don’t sell out are not broadcast locally. If the 49ers & Raiders preseason games are given up, I will only miss 1 game every 8 years. I can handle that.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s because you were on the Watch ESPN page rather than ESPN3. They look very similar, but are slightly different.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I have comcast
how do I get to the ESPN 3 page instead of the watch ESPN page that doesn’t list the game.
It’s flat-out, not in the ESPN3 grid. 8,,,,,-[
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by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
At least you don't have Time Warner
Thanks for suing ABC ass holes, now no one in LA can have ESPN3.
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by trumpetduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That is pretty awful.
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The worst part is we have Verison DSL at work,
So I can technically access ESPN 3, but I can’t really watch it.
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by trumpetduck on Sep 16, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
You should be able to verify your espn account at work
and that would allow you to watch it at home…even with Time Warner as your ISP.
I don't mean to impose...
Which really pisses me off because I can install Watch ESPN on my ipad, but since I’m on Comcast I can’t actually watch ESPN on the ipad although I can Watch ESPN on the computer THAT IS SITTING ON THE SAME FUCKING DESK AND USING THE SAME FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION.
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I don't have Comcast
but have a friend who does and lets me have a comcast email account thru their service so that I can access ESPN3 from home :)
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I have no idea if this helps you
But I don’t have cable, and my ISP does not provide ESPN. However, ESPN is available to (nearly) every college campus. So what I’ve been doing is accessing the Oregon campus network via VPN and getting ESPN3 through that.
This requires you to have VPN access to a college campus network, of course, but if you do — you’re golden.
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by ProbablyMonty on Sep 16, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to watch it from Section 26 even tho' it's going to be blacked out.
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You should stop
I’m not sure your head can take the much pounding. I mean, this post is gonna be here for a long, long, long, long time!!!
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by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching the LSU @ MSU game last night
And wow, that D looks even better in week 3 than they did against us. That D-line is big, nasty and deep. Mississippi State was limited to only 193 yards with only 52 of those coming on the ground. I wonder how our 335 yards will look as the season wears on? We may be the only team to post over 300 yards against them.
I'm convinced that Dan Mullen is trying to make a career out of losing to every SEC West team but one: Ole Miss.
That clock management in the final moments was horrific. You have all three timeouts, and you don’t use any of them. Making matters worse? Your last pass of the game is incomplete.
Nice “gameplan”, Mississippi State. You played right into LSU’s hands, and they smothered you.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention MSU defense making Jarret Lee look like Andrew Luck
21 / 27 for 213 yards, 77.8%, 148.9 QB rating
He didn’t do that vs us!
by INducktrination on Sep 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
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Mel Kiper Jr.
True freshmen that have caught my eye. Jadeveon Clowney,DE, SC – Isaiah Crowell,RB,GA, – De’Anthony Thomas,RB,Oregon – Sammy Watkins,WR,Clem
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Here are a few under-rated standouts in the early going. Alameda Ta’amu, DT,Wash,Isaiah Pead,RB,Cincy,Emory Blake,WR,Aub, John Boyett,S,Oreg
I'll admit, when James White fumbled through the endzone against San Jose State, he didn't catch my eye
he caught my ire.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
You would have to be straight blind for DAT not to have caught your eye.
Whether it be for good reasons or bad.
Hey guys, we replaced Montana State with Tennessee Tech next year on the schedule!
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 16, 2011 8:56 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
OH THANK GOD!
That’s an SEC country team!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
damn
I was really hoping we’d get Middle Tennessee Institute of Milk and Technology. I am disappoint.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Sep 16, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
MTIMT?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
So we still have two empty slots?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Sep 16, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
We stand in awe!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Sep 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
...
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Fucking Joffrey...
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I just finished Dance with Dragons
Now for the next 5 year wait, with sooo many cliff hangers.
Gah!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I finally have game day shoes,
couldn’t find a pair of Nike’s I loved though so decided to go out on my own. Any comments?<img src="http://
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by MCD Mom on Sep 16, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Sorry that picture was so huge,
Here is a side view too.
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by MCD Mom on Sep 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I like the duck on the side.
It’s a nice touch.
Also, the yellow on the shoe is identical to the yellow for “new unread comments”.
It’s kinda blowing my mind.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I can’t be the only one that did!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
When the Z key failed, I went all in with Shift-A.
Now I am lost in a see of white unread comments and yellow read shoes. It’s backwards day.
I don't mean to impose...
No comment, other than they are COMPLETELY AWESOME!
Are the feathered O’s patches?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet jesus
you are a freaking GENIUS!!!!
Those are insanely awesome! What exactly are the O-wing tabs made of/come from?
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I cheated on the wings,
I download and printed them out on paper, put packing tape over the top and superglued them on.
Nice
I love that they are bedazzled.
I wonder if I should bedazzle mine. I’ll have to give it some thought.
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At the NCG
there was this lady about 3 rows in front of me that had an antracite DT jersey that she had bedazzled. The numbers and the wings were all covered in black and silver. I about fell to my knees in envy.
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE OS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Um, Shuf.....?
“OS” is for lOSers.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
iOSers?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
WHEW!
almost fell in the sar chasm there.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE them.
Do you, possibly, maybe, have any pictures without the shoes on?
Love,
Rex Ryan
"We smoked it all."
by DuckIt on Sep 16, 2011 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
just Game Day Shoes?
those are every-day any-occasion whatever-weather goes-with-anything shoes. the most beautiful shoes i’ve ever seen
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 16, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks 4 quack!
This game on saturday is going to be close. I saw some film from this team and they are brutal. I think we will be held to 200 yards total offense and winning this game really will come down to our defense stepping up and create turnovers and a maybe get a pick 6.
ssshhh....
This comment appears to be two weeks old...
Is there a warp in the AtQ space-time continuum?
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Sep 16, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
This thread wandered dangerously close to the Kessel run
by sacduxnutz on Sep 16, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WE NEED TO GO FASTER!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
NO WAIT
WE NEED TO GO SHORTER!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
ALTERNATIVELY
TWSS!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
Their DB’s are just much more physical than our wideouts. We will probably need a freshman to step up and create separation. Josh Huff being hurt wont help either.
I hope that our o-line can gel too, this team always has a great defensive line.
What a great Friday
There is a barbecue, live music, and the oregon ducks cheerleaders right outside my office today. Needless to say I won’t be getting much done today. On a sad note, I’ve never felt so old after seeing the duck cheerleaders in person for the first time in a few years, they look 15 and I feel like a creepy 50 year old.
I recommend bonerpillz for this condition...
One of the side effects is relaxing inhibitions and it lets you simply enjoy the eye feast of college-aged ladies.
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by M. Fletcher on Sep 16, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i said i felt old...
never stopped me from looking!
I'm gonna go with a big fat ewwwwwwwww on this one.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TWHS
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That's the best thing about them.
We get old, but they stay the same age!
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BUT OMG WE DIDN'T GET TOM IZZO
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 16, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
We were in a postseason tournament last year?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING BANNER
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So I'm in the blackout area... Good sportsbar in Seattle with game on?
which of course answers my question about whether they broadcast on CSNW up here… Any good sportsbar up here in Seattle anybody could recommend that will likely have the duck game on?
There are usually alumni watch parties around the country. Maybe you could go to one of those?
Sorry, don’t know of any good bars likely to show a Duck game in Husky country.
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Sep 16, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Particularly, a Duck game of the absolute lowest possible importance.
Seriously, I was more jacked about the spring game than I am about this.
/still going
/will still stay for all four quarters
/will still scream my head off
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 16, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Though… you have had some football. The spring game is the small oasis of football during the off season.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-I-M-P-A-T-I-E-N-T".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It’s true. It’s easy to think back fondly on the spring game since it’s an oasis of football in an offseason of suck.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I need one of you tech-savants to make me a GIF
of :07 – :11 of this video. the whole thing is amazing amazing amazing.
http://gawker.com/5840949
Zonies. got to love them
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Reality hits you hard, bro.
Fucking awesome.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I got into Eugene yesterday,
and everything west of campus is kind of a clusterfuck with all of the street repaving. I swear that it took me an eternity just to get to Safeway. I MEAN, HOW DARE YOU CLOSE 18TH STREET?
Greetings, Ninkasi Summer 4-pack.
Why have I not seen you in the Rosauer’s cold beer aisle before now?
Do you like college football? You do? What are you doing tomorrow, at say, 12:30?
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Do you like Nachos and Beer?
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Sep 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, so rec'd
for my favorite Simpsons scene of all time.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If I could only find a picture of them
both tripping and saying “d’oh!” at the same time…
/someonegetonthatwouldya?
My parents believed in me.
I had a Scrimshaw Pilsner from North Coast for the LSU game....
Fantastic and probably the best part of that night.
Oh and $2 pints of Oakshire’s Harvest Ale at the Starlight in Eugene didn’t hurt either
Do you like turtles?
Member of DaisyDuck's 2011 doody list.
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Sep 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wish that the game tomorrow would be against a team that would put up even a modest fight. I’m not really even that excited for the game…
"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 16, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
You have to pay Direct TV
Someone posted on the RG site it is $25 to buy the game, something like that. OK, how do you post your image? What URL do I enter?
by David the Duck on Sep 17, 2011 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
Well then give VPN/Account
Since AT&T busted the way to watch ESPN3 from outside people can someone give a VPN to link a account or verizon/AT&T working account info please :(
by Alice Andersson on Sep 17, 2011 7:26 AM PDT reply actions
Signed up for ESPN to watch the game,
but I am not seeing it on the schedule. Watching Penn St vs Temple right now just to see if I could get the broadcast.
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