Quack Fix: Getting to know Jake Rodrigues, Basketball readies for important series with LA schools
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 AM PST
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PrintHappy 3000 everyone! What a beautiful day! Make sure to tweet your favorite stories regarding Oregon's dominance to Chesterfield over at the ATQ twitter, where he'll be reliving your stories and photos throughout the day. On to the quack!
- While fans have focused on Bryan Bennett and Marcus Mariota, incoming freshman Jake Rodrigues has been kind of forgotten, only because of his leg injury this fall. But he gets his walking boot off next week, and he is ready to compete for playing time immediately. Rodrigues comes with high praise, and has the talent to compete immediately. While I still don't expect him to play, it is simply astounding the talent the Oregon has at the QB position. The most successful QB in school history left unexpectedly, and Oregon fans don't expect much drop in production. This is a testament to Chip Kelly's ability to produce QBs, and the job the coaching staff has done getting talented QBs to come to Oregon. Keep your eye on the Register Guard (and quack fix) in the next couple days for articles on Mariota and Bennett.
- It's a huge week for Oregon basketball. Sitting at 4-2 (and through the toughest stretch of the schedule), the Ducks are sitting at 4th in the conference. The Ducks may be contenders in the Pac-12, but they need to win their next 3 games, all of which are winnable.
- If you're in Eugene, get to Matt Court on Saturday. Not only will it be a huge game for the basketball team, but the Rose Bowl champion football team will be honored.
- With signing day fast approaching, there are a few updates floating around. Rickert notes that Thomas Johnson has gone silent after his visit this weekend. He also notes a few visits that are coming up.
- Also, FishDuck's latest writer has a recruiting update as well, taking a look at the many receivers Oregon is still pursuing, and he has a note about basketball.
Speaking of recruiting, we don't cover it a lot here at Addicted To Quack, but we'd like to. If you, or someone you know, loves to talk and write about recruiting, shoot one of us an e-mail. We're looking for someone to write regular posts and share your knowledge with other Duck fans.
That's all I got for the quack. Leave anything else in the comments. GO DUCKS!
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Happy 3000 stats
Well if you combine the last 32 quarters here are the results:
Ducks:
Points: 315
Rush Yards: 2129 (1.2 miles)
Passing Yards:1701
Pass Att: 253
Pass Comp:162
Pass : 64
Puppies:
Points: 139
Rush Yards: 928
Passing Yards:1446
Pass Att: 269
Pass Comp:135
Pass : 50
by DCDuck on Jan 18, 2012 7:22 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
THEY'RE BEATING US ON PASS ATTEMPTS YOU GUYS
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
or may not show up at all!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=ApIV.uxb0BoZ5rYaTFByJ6HTjdIF?slug=ap-timberwolves-ridnoursrole
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Luke!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Good morning 3KTQ!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 7:22 AM PST reply actions 9 recs
CGB’s Avinash Kunnath has an opinion piece up on the Tosh Lupoi bamboozle. Absolutely worth the read, though the schadenfreude in me’s initial reaction was LOL U MAD?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I'm not saying i wouldn
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
It's business.
But to the same extent… it’s pretty shitty to try and steal the recruits with him :)
ssshhh....
The more I stare at this picture
the more I love it! So many good things going on here.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
His name is Daw Glover.
I think he’s related to Danny.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Trimillediem!
That’s a word I made up for 3000 days of Duck dominance.
by Brettskic on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I asked about this yesterday.
Couldn’t find a real Latin word for 3,000 days, but this works WONDERFULLY.
/REC’d
That the magic of just making it up
rather than trying to find the “real thing”.
Texted "Happy 3000!" to the Husky ex this morning.
He responded with “???” and I explained the significance of the holiday. Haven’t heard from him since, and I just CAN’T imagine why!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
wait. husky ex? he wore pants with a waist size 8" larger than the inseam length?
because there’s no way you…nope. can’t even say it.
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
I'm not totally sure where you're going with that
But it started when I was 15. Not my fault. On the other hand, he’s the only person who I can really say ever broke my heart, and he did it twice. Two more reasons for me to hate the damn huskies.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
He wants to believe
that the only ‘husky’ you would be involved with would be the clothes they make for largish boys.
What is surprising to me is that the dirty dawg was a two-time heartbreaker yet you are still on texting terms with him?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Ohhhhh.
That’s that I get for reading before coffee.
Um, long story. Like I said, it started when we were 15. Been an off and on thing ever since, with a lot of complicated twists and turns. I just can’t quit him?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks
You just made me start vomiting again.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Was it the "on and off" innuendo
or the “Brokeback Mountain” reference?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Twists and turns? "...can't quit..."
/=treatmentcenter?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, believe me, I've filled my own quota of vomiting on that score.
It’s a shameful, shameful epoch in my life. Which is, unfortunately, half my life.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I will leave you with this quote I found on Twitter last week:
“You cannot reach for the next ladder rung while you are still holding on to the last one.” The interwebs are not coming forth with a source. Truth be told, I’ve been thinking about it since I first read it.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Well, arguably you can, since only you still need to hang on to the previous rung so you don't fall off while reaching for the next with your OTHER hand.
But I get the drift.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Ugh. Eliminate the "only."
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
This was the first thing I thought. As metaphors go, that one’s pretty bad.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
It gets the job done for me.
What’s one you like?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I can’t think of any specifically at the moment, and I’m not trying to criticize you. I’m just saying the metaphor doesn’t work. If you are reaching for the next rung of the ladder, you HAVE to hold on to the other one, or you’ll fall.
I understand the sentiment (keep progressing and don’t hold on to the things in your past), and I agree with it. But if you’re going to use the ladder analogy, I would say something like “You can’t reach the next rung of the ladder without bracing yourself on the rungs that came before.” In other words, it’s vital to build a good foundation for your life, and continuing to climb upward is only possible if you learn from the past.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Good point.
In full disclosure, I’m 6’5" and have not had to use many ladders in my life.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Good lord.
I can’t even imagine being that tall. Of course, I can hardly imagine being 5‘5", let alone 6’5", so I can’t say much.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Especially when they're so dang cute.
Ugh. Damn huskies…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Be careful, he might try to buy you out.
by kittmurry on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
FUCKING IDIOT
And he knows it.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 19, 2012 5:57 AM PST up reply actions
Awww, that's so sweet.
And he’d better.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Awaiting orders captain
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Greetings Ducks.
I am a Cal Bear fan, and I am new to hating the Washington Huskies. Although the 2 schools have been conference rivals since the pacific coast league before the Pac-8, I have always regarded them as another opponent. In light of recent backstabbing and poaching activities, I have a newfound hate for this team, approaching levels similar to the hate I bear towards USC and Stanford. I understand that the Oregon Ducks are experienced in expressing this sentiment towards these Huskies. Please introduce me to your rites and customs, and provide me with literature as you see fit. Best regards.
by ginfizzbear on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
How fortuidous a day to come forth with such information!
There is some debate on the issue, but (generally) the ‘h" is not capitalized. One of my favorite variations on this (sorry, but I don’t remember who to credit for this) is to call them “ashington.” If they’re not going to get their own ‘w’, I’m not going to give it to them.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
*fortuitous
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
lossington is another popular one
And we do our Wheaton Waves, but those don’t make any sense for fans of other teams.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter...
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
by keeerrrttt1 on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome friend Bear
You have certainly come to the right place. Please review this primer on our favorite holiday. You may wish to propose similar holiday to the CGB Congress to take place on Friday November 2, 2012.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Lovely...
Curse the fuskies in the morning. Loath their existence during the day and evening. Pray for their demise at night. And once a year, beat the ever-living sh** out of them. Repeat aforementioned process with increasing animosity. Enjoy!
"We smoked it all."
there are some real reasons behind the real feelings
this from the fantastic website of one of our old heads, Benzduck:
http://www.benzduck.com/journal/2011/11/1/the-origins-of-hate-week-aka-oregon-v-washington.html
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Well start by saying Fuck the Huskies really loudly.
…..Repeat it to yourself three times over.
Someone should give this guy a link to Tako’s initial Happy I hate washington week guide.
Remember: Ted Bundy was a Husky!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Without the capitols, please.
Fuck the huskies is acceptable.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The Force is strong in this one.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
LMJ twitter=awesome
Here’s a video of him running the 40. Hint: he’s fast.
@LaMikeJames 13m
(null) yfrog.us/28nvuoz
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Of course he’s fast. He’s running downhill!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
that's what i said lmao
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
Can you fix the link?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Was the camera operator drunk?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I think that was just LMJ’s phone set on its side and he went and ran a 40. He’s doing it all by himself, like a boss.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Nevermind. It panned. I’m an idiot.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
But at least you’re not a fusky.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Are you drunk?
Wait…were YOU the camera guy?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Why is the camera on its side?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
I may be sick as a dog
but I shouldn’t be the only thing that is green today.
Do your best quackers.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'm just so happy I could be a part of this.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Like a flock of ducks taking wing together in the early morn…
And simultaneously emptying their bowels on a doghouse. Picturesque.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
They'll figure it out on their own.
Although, being fuskies, it may take awhile.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
It truly is beautiful,
is there a pool for how long it takes them to figure it out?
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
They’ve figured it out.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I started a WW
COVER ME!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Somebody has finally figured out that something is amiss.
No surprise it’s an Oregon-based fusky.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
We need you son to turn the text green too
MCD Mom, get him on it
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
He showed me how to do it,
the deed is done on one post!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
You are the best mom ever.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It was fun tracking your little posts
I can’t wait to see the damage. :)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Someone replied and the text thing didn't work
check your son’s instructions, posthaste!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It should be anything after my post. He’s still on the road.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
It's working
I love how you just drop these little innocuous comments in the middle of the thread. Then we green ’em fast so no one notices. So dang funny.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Are we only doing the first three? I don’t see any recs on the rest.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
First three are done, I've started working on the fanposts
Fewer comments in each so I feel like there’s more accomplished. The carpal tunnel will be worth it.
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
Can’t see it in certain browsers. Internet Explorer shows it but Chrome doesn’t. Not sure about others.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’m on my phone and going to a meeting so I can’t.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
This is a holiday!
Get your priorities straight!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Forward my instructions to someone in email so nobody can see how to fix it.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Hit the fanposts too
anything where there’s an ongoing conversation.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Another agent has joined the covert mission. Green Team, GO!
by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I finally had to switch to my other hand
It’s like someone else is doing it!
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 10 recs
That comment has earned a rec of its own.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
It's....beautiful!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
I just got my acceptance,
doing my part to make the world a greener place!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Is it St. Patrick’s Day on UWDP???
What the heck’s going on?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I can't stop laughing
an evil, silly little laugh.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
We're not done!
Just finished reccing the next post in line. Let’s keep going!
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
Good thing my boss is out of town
I will be getting nothing done at work today.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
My rec'er hurts...but it's never felt so good.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I sent a picture of that to my friend.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
They think it's Cal
Turns out all the drama this week is great cover for our long planned Operation 3000
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
It was my plan all along...
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
they are clueless.
Well done everyone. Quick question: do you have to be a member to rec or do they have a different recing system? When I click action it doesn’t give me the option to rec or flag.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
They think Cal is responsible.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
This almost makes me want to start a new account with a Cal name and post something cryptic.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Sadly, posting and replying aren't allowed for 24 hours
But you can rec immediately!
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
I will have to put this in the post action report.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Different sites set their own limits.
CGB has theirs set at only two recs, meaning our posts are 50% more appreciated. 8-]
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
it's going to be so good when they realize whats going on.
“i figured out what’s going on”
“what”
“It’s an anniversary”
“of what”
“It’s the 3000th day since closed the boarder”
“Closed the boarder?”
“We are trying to keep all the losses in state”
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It must kill them when they realize Wazzu was the last team from the state to beat us
and that was > 5 years ago.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Sadly they still haven't figured out why
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
The real sad part is a dismal attempt at humor.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Oh god this is fantastic, Where's my screenshotter.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
haha
Apparently everything we say is fucking amazing.
by Modrik Zutar on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'll try to count the total number of recs once the dust settles.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I can't believe your mods tolerate this crap.
Thank you for confirming, Duck fans are the worst fan in any sport, in any locatioin.
Congrats.
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington"
by Lear Pilot on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And yet you are here.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
So pull a mature prank back on us.
by INducktrination on Jan 18, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
This is my favorite type of reply from hussie fan...
“Grow up, don’t be immature, etc., etc.”
It’s as if they are sitting in some mahogany paneled library in a fireside, wing back chair with pipe in hand, smoking jacket and snifter of brandy nearby. Perhaps a dog curled at their feet…..“don’t you know, good Sir, that pranks for the simple minded and children?”
Untwist your dickie already.
My parents believed in me.
You must really get validation out of that circular argument.
If your skin were thicker, I’d suggest you tattoo it on your sensitive flesh.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
If only you folks could have simply rolled with a light-hearted joke and not gone all fusky fan about it, it would have been fine.
But you just can’t resist, can you? We didn’t bother actually posting until you went to “that place.” Then you have the nerve to come over here and whine about how WE are the worst?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Glad you learned how to read your warnings. Nice work.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Long lost relatives of the Jetsons?
/someoneaddpic,please
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I was going to note your lack of a sense of humor.
But then I saw:
“Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”But of course! It makes sense! Since winning is the only thing, and appreciating jokes is not, at least in the strictest terms, “winning,” then it is perfectly understandable that jokes would be beyond you guys.
And yet… I also gather than you guys haven’t won a football game against UO in 3000 days. Perhaps your philosophy needs adjustment, for the sake of general emotional comfort and all.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Bye Bye Matt Daddy
Matt is a complete idiot….
If he is responsible I will get his credential pulled at SBN.
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington"
Hahahahahaha, you think that John has any say in that? Ok then.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Because you guys can totally make that happen
can you fix Dixon’s knee too?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Meh, he's a putz.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Quick! Everyone unrec all the posts before Matt Daddy gets sent to SBN jail!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
by CougarDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FIFY
THIS IS VERYSERIOUSCEREAL
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
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"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Truly a champion of the internet!
The white knight, this dark land needed!
OVER THROW MATT DADDY!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
And MATTMOMMY!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Fast, everybody go back and change your recs to flags
It’s to save matt daddy, this is for serious yo.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Aww, they figured it out
seriously, this is perhaps the best SBNation trolling method ever devised.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
slightly interesting note
Was walking the puppy yesterday and went past a group of middle-school aged kids. One of them was wearing an Oregon hoodie. Now, you might not think much of this, except for the fact that I live in podunk town, Maryland. The fact that young kids out here on the east coast are getting more exposure to Oregon football out here, and in a very positive way, and embracing the team/brand, bodes very well for future recruiting (i would think).
I saw Japanese break dancers wearing UO gear in Osaka. They had no idea what an Oregon was, but they liked to style
this means that, while college football might not have caught on in Japan, at least Nike is selling our stuff all over the world
Late last year, Nike introduced a line of baseball gear only to be released and sold in Japan.
Also, it probably has something to do with Oregon and Osaka sharing the same first letter (at least, in English).
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
I have seen quite a few people wearing Oregon gear recently in Raleigh too, its comforting
by RaleighDuck on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
That's pretty cool, thanks, for sharing. I'm going to gift my East Coast nephew a UO jersey on his bday
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
ESPN has a video up about questionable draft decisions.
Nothing surprising except the title. Oregon Ducks Defecation. I’m going to write them a vary friendly email.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Uhhh...
They have “defection.” Did they have your version earlier?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
They're going to get a shitty email.
8-P
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
McShay calls him "Mariotti"
That might deserve an email.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
It's genius!
We’ve combined Mariota and Aliotti into a single person! not only can he play QB, but he’s the middle linebacker and head of the defense! His blitz packages are even more deadly, due to his uncanny ability to think like a QB and get inside the opponents’ heads!
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
I say this as a self aware caffiene addict
You need to switch to crack-lite, duckbrother (said in my best Hulk Hogan voice).
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
It's "defection" not "defecation"
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Was this a hilarious typo?
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Uhhh...
Yes… yes it was.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Very good
But somehow not my favorite thing today. ;)
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Me feels it's about time for someone to bring a Weaton Wave into this mission...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
That'll tip it off, though
I want this to last as long as possible.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Fair...
I considered that, so I thought I would bring it before the community first.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Wait until they figure it out
then we charge like it’s sparta.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think we should post all versions of it.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
GO GO GO!!!
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Cover me!
I’M GOIN’ IN!!!!!!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
terribly convenient to have the Cal Smokescreen this week
I mean for us, not Cal
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
They done figured it out.
If anyone’s curious about all the comments
It’s a campaign launched by the ATQ folk, more specifically Matt Daddy. Real mature.
by TualatinDawg on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply loading… Flag 2
What a putz!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
Putz
If anyone’s curious about all the comments
It’s a campaign launched by the ATQ folk, more specifically Matt Daddy. Real mature.
by TualatinDawg on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
I love how this quote has two more recs than the otherwise identical quote above it
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
by GustyJ on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I love the comment at the bottom that says we are envious.
Aren’t we celebrating day 3000 of Oregon dominance?
And haven’t we won the last few SUPER AWESOME UW APPROVED NORTHWEST CHAMPIONSHIPS THAT THEY CLAIMED TO CARE ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE SORT OF WINNING?
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Chaos to rein in Eugene soon
LaMikeJames: When I get back to Eugene I’m going to play a game were I’m going to hide some of my game worn stuff in spots around the city so get ready!
Have Smitty fuel the G5, cancel all my appointments, wheels up in 45 minutes.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
That's awesome!
I’m going straight to all of the big and tall stores, I figure that he must have spent a lot of time at those places.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
They think we're jealous. Green with envy, as it were.
Oh, those poor fuskies… wait, what am I saying? Huck ’em.
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
They still haven't caught on to the reason behind this day, of all days.
“Green with envy” indeed.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Nice
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
This is a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL day. I never thought I’d have so much fun going to the Dawg Pound.
by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there a way to count them?
Cuz we’re well on our way
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
It's a disorganized mess.
War is hell.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
It's a very large wave
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
With multiple wings
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah… it’s more like… weird wheaton tsunamni.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It's an artistic representation of Jerry Allen's mind as The Pick was happening
Or possibly an interpretation of the fuskies trying to play defense against Baylor.
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
If anyone’s curious about all the comments
It’s a campaign launched by the ATQ folk, more specifically Matt Daddy. Real mature.
And to think they were mad . . .
when I called them childish little punks. They are just GREEN with envy.
I submit that it is objectively immature and childish to refuse to appreciate a plan of such genius, executed with such flawless precision. Artistic appreciation is a hallmark of maturity and taste. This is all quite reasonable, and to deride it as if it were not is itself a mark of immaturity.
Now lets keep tweakin’ those fuskies!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
An exhibit that
Duck fans are the most immature, childish fans in the nation. Thanks for proving what we all knew to be true.
by Lear Pilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
It comes with live photo of Lear Pilot right as he said this:
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I thought "get off my lawn.gif" would be more appropriate.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Oh Lord.
Why in the world are they being such whiny little twits about it? Their site is green. It’s funny. No one has died, no one has been injured, no one’s office supplies have been encased in Jell-O (one of my coworkers can’t say that as of yesterday, though. Ha!). I didn’t expect them to be thrilled, but I honestly didn’t expect quite this degree of whining. My mistake.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
SERIOUSLY! This is all I see:
“MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phineas and Ferb are rec’ing all our posts!”
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
"Gary.....By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? "
“Ceremonial.”
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
fusky fan does NOT have a sense of humor.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions
Didn't see this posted anywhere
Michael Lombardi says the Colts should hire Chip on NFL.com.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST reply actions
We just have to get used to it.
Some day it might actually happen.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, Chip Kelly with Andrew Luck
Yeah, that wouldn’t be too bad
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Someone make sure Irsay and crew know that Chip is just a college coach with a gimmick offense that could never ever succeed in the NFL. I mean hell, his teams can’t beat anyone with a good D-Line, so they’d just lose every single week. Nope, it’s settled…Chip better just stay right where he is.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Twist N Hook is coming to the aid of the fuskies.
I, personally, do not like the Oregon Ducks. I believe that they are a poorly coached team that cheats to win. Further, many of their fans lack personal hygiene.
If this post is rec’d green, then I will assume everybody posting in this thread agrees with me.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
by CougarDuck on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Oh that silly Twist!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, and yes, I rec'd it.
I don’t even know what personal hygiene means.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
that was pretty funny
It’s pretty sad that a Cal fan has to show UW how to antitroll successfully.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Even more sad that the whelps have no clue how funny Twist's post is.
DEAR FUSKS: HE WAS HAVING FUN WITH US, NOT DEFENDING YOU! BUY A CLUE!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I'd rather buy a vowel.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
I guess they're like any other dog:
Sometimes you have to rub their nose in their own shit to teach ’em a lesson.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He is teh most successful troll of teh interwebs
Our actions call his self-proclaimed authority into question.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
In all honesty, I think he's getting the fuskies in on the action.
Reverse psychology and all that jazz.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
"many of their fans lack personal hygiene"
But maybe, just maybe, we can recognize a douche bag
3000 days and counting!
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I know,
by “douche bag” I meant husky fan in general
3000 days and counting!
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Not sure if this got missed....
But Twist is a Cal fan. And is even crazier than most of us.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Personally, I think it would have been funnier without making any comments over there. But this works too.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I think the Wheaton tsunami is good.
But I don’t agree with having any banter with them. Let them complain and throw their temper tantrums. Just makes the whole thing better.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Me too, but once it got going...
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Once you go green, you never...hell, it doesn't rhyme.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I agree, but I haven’t been over there since we turned the font green.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Really?
How come?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
I was in a meeting and then had a long lunch. I just got back a bit ago. It was fun pulling the prank, but I dislike it when things take a turn for the ugly. Not that I think what we did was wrong, but bitterness on their part does not amuse me.
I like fun humor. It’s sad that they took it so immaturely.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
This. I hate dealing with any other fanbase. This is why. It never goes well.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah it wasn't like this was going to be a permanent prank, just for today
Unfortunately pranks sometime get taken the wrong way and this is definitely one of those times.
But, but, you aren't supposed to make fun of fuskies. They think that they are gods.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
The greening was a lot of fun.
I didn’t post because I didn’t feel like setting myself up to be called a c*@% s^@%ing @$$hole by a bunch of self-righteous, over-serious, humorless joyless huskie fans.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
That was my feeling as well. I had fun greening all the posts (and turning the font green was a brilliant touch), but I didn’t feel the need to get involved in a pissing match.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I can't green w/o joining, and I haven't ever joined. The greening was awesome!
The fuskies were inevitably humorless and silly. SB Nation has a intentional feature which I’ve complained repeatedly about — it impossible to unsubscribed from a site once you’ve joined. So I don’t join unless I’m really motivated and expect to post there in future. The fuskies being what they are, I see no point in ever posting there.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
This is rich...UW fans are the immature ones?
Judging by the relative lack of response over here, I dont really see how you come to that conclusion. I’m glad you are having fun with the spamming.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
response over here? We're enjoying ourselves. It's harmless internet fun
sorry that it went a bit farther than intended, but hey, it’s a rivalry. We don’t hold cupcake socials.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
How can you look at the response to a harmless joke and not come to that conclusion.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I'd say that banning your own members/fans
is pretty lol. It’s Don’t you think that’s just a bit of an overreaction? Everybody thinks that it’s a funny harmless joke, unless you’re a husky, then you think it’s the end of the world.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Do we really have to remind fusky fans of their own plucky retorts?
My sister did her undergrad and graduate work at dubs and I hope to god she never realizes the Ducks need 14 more wins JUST TO TIE the overall record.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Instead,
They acted like colicy babies.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
As my previous relatively innocuous reply seems to have been deleted, I will just say
Gekko, that you are a prince, and the huskies are awesome. HEY ATQ, aren’t they all nice and sweet and funny and appreciative of a good joke? Yes they are!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Does anyone think we might have taken this to far?
Me neither.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
LOL
I was ok with the green thing . . .
it was "The Pick" stuff that pissed me off. Take your own advice: STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.
by Lear Pilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST
Ummm WE’RE LIVING IN THE PRESENT RIGHT NOW… Today is a celebration of 3000 straight days of dominance. We aren’t living in the past. I don’t belong to UWDP so I can’t say that otherwise I would.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Yeah, that was priceless.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I love all the complaints about immaturity…from a group of people getting legitimately upset that we changed the color of their web site. Who is immature again?
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
BUT BUT WE RUINED THEIR Z KEY CAPABILITY!!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Except for the part where it still scrolls effectively though the comments… Yeah.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Yeah, it seems to work for me, too.
Maybe their keyboards aren’t plugged in all the way?
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
So who gets banned first?
I’m dancing on the edge myself.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I would laugh over the absurdity of being banned. It would be really, really funny.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I'm already banned
WINNER!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Poor fellow.
Will someone just tell me what the hell has happened here?
Dustin Ackley, Earl Thomas, Gary Payton
by DoctaTuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
Forgive them. They're a little slow.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Wow, It's geting a little chippy over there
But that’s war boys! I also enjoy the complaint that they can’t read their new comments because the ‘z’ button doesn’t always work.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 18, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions
Perhaps this will get SBN to finally fix that stupid thing!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
FTFY
I also enjoy the complaint that they can’tread their new commentsbeat the ducks becausethe ‘z’ buttontheir defense doesn’talwaysever work.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 11 recs
Winner!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
This is my favorite day in all of the internets
I can’t stop giggling like a schoolgirl. I love you all so very much.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I love how they're like "SB NATION SHOULD SHUT DOWN ATQ RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
because we’re the only people to ever troll on the internet.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I feel motivated!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Or the:
OUR UNPAID MODS SHOULD STOP WHAT THEY"RE DOING AND PROTECT US FROM THIS VERY FUNNY ACT!!!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
And he is!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I would have paid big bucks to see his face when he logged on this afternoon.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Those weren’t NCAA sanctions that got us…
it was the PC-10. Nice try, though, Zero.
Do they not realize that we haven’t actually had any sanctions leveled against us yet? They’re using a hypothetical possibility to counter a piece of historical fact.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
They are talking about the sanctions against them back in the day that made Don James quit.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
As if because they weren’t “NCAA” sanctions they weren’t as bad.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I don't get it.
we didnt pay for a player
a booster did
by CODawg on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeah. 1 rec isn’t enough!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Something I've wondered about.
Someone on Cal’s OMGFUCKUw!!!!! post earlier today linked that article about all the deplorable stuff that Uw’s last Rose Bowl team did. It wasn’t just the players, or the coaches, but journalists, law enforcement – even flippin’ judges cutting breaks and hushing things up for the huskies.
How did that never earn, you know, any kind of consequence? Statute of limitations? I’ve seriously never heard of anything more corrupt in relation to college sports. Ever.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
The families of five hookers in Texas beg to differ, but otherwise, you’re absolutely right.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Which brought up an interesting point in my mind
how many hookers do you think stay in contact with their families, and vice versa?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
To clarify, when I say “made Don James quit”, they didn’t actually make him quit. He got sanctioned and threw a big freaking hissy fit and took his ball and went home. He quit, but by his own choice because it wasn’t “fair” that he was being sanctioned.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE WON THEIR INTERNETS
COME REAP THE GLORIOUS SPOILS, BEFORE THEIR KING GETS HOME AND TAKES A GIANT DUMP ON OUR PARADE!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE WON THEIR INTERNETS
The ladies had a big part in it too!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
MCD Mom is an honorary ATQ dude today!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wanted to say this earlier,
by the power of Grayskull, I have the power (and not sharing)!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
and not sharing
some mom you are. Hmph.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's not fair you get to make fun of someone else's mother
If we don’t get to make fun of yours.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't hit on or made innuendous comments on his mom
yet.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
And water is wet.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
This is what I first thought
But it’s actually referencing the basketball team.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Ach so.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Wish list for before a mod comes and shuts us down:
Complete Decreaux Wheaton Wave
Eulogize Nick Holt
PROFIT
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
And a guest appearance by HRD and Musgrave
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Nah.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Too late anyways.
Papa bear came home, and he’s hungry for bans.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
He probably could use a little deodorant right about now.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Since you guys are posting what you consider choice comments from UWDP...
Hey Zeros!!!
How many of your fan base were born and died between Rose Bowl victories! Any guesses?
(Remember, don’t complain otherwise you’ll reveal the lack of a sense of humor!!!!)
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Hey Zeros!!!
Congrats on turning 0-95 to 1-96 this year!!! I know it felt good when we went from 0-13 to 1-14!! You guys musta crapped the bed with excitement after beating Wisconsin!
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball...
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
by CougarDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Sets up, looks in the corner of the endzone
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Throws toward the corner of the endzone...
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
by CougarDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
It is....INTERCEPTED!!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
INTERCEPTED!!! The Ducks have the ball!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
IT IS INTERCEPTED
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Make up for it. Regroup and make the next post.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. That failed miserably.
Losing your gumption? Wrists more tired than usual?
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
You are REALLY bad at this.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I don't look to Zeros for affirmation.
Thanks for your input though.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
See, that's what I mean.
Most people know the difference between an O and a 0.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
I couldn't get why he was calling us zeros.
He’s a fan of a team that’s known for putting up a zero in the win column for a season.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Are you referring to O and 12 or 0 and 12?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
0-95.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Since you're so into history, speaking of "zeroes"
here’s another one. How many winless seasons has Oregon had? I’ll give you a hint. NONE.
uw lost more games in one season than Oregon has lost in total since 2006. That must have sucked. But I know, it’s in the past so it doesn’t matter, right?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Ha,
I just came from UDP and you guys were all talking about not coming over here…so what are YOU doing here?
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Enjoying our lax banhammer policy.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Thanks!
we were very excited. I’m sure it was almost as exciting as the Baylor-Washington game.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hope you experience another one...
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
DONT ANSWER IT ITS A TRICK QUESTION
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Routinely voted worst fan base by PAC atheletes
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Yep.. with linky!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/specials/fansurvey/2009/pac10.html
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
EEEAAAASSSSSLLLLEEEEYYYY!!!
Whoops, wrong button. Nevermind.
by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Dang. You got us. Those athletes asked in a fan survey sure do hate duck fans.
Also, since Ron Paul won the election in ’08, things have been pretty hairy economically too.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Wow.
That is breathtakingly stupid no real response is needed.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
To tell him he's stupid. Yes.
See what happened there?
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Exactly.
And you still don’t get it. Maybe you’re one of the few here that didn’t actually meet UoZero entrance requirements?
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
You're still responding...
fyi.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Can you do something with pictures?
too many words.
I assume I got into UO, since I went to classes, but I may have been duped. I did get into grad school at Uw, at Evans. Odd, since I hadn’t finished undergrad. I guess they’re not as picky as you
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
When you do something, you might as well do it right.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is true!
Can I rec? I think I will!
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
You wouldn't be the first today.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don't know. You're kind of dense.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Dense? It was a joke.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Wait, you want us to get your joke.
But you fail to see ours?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
I completely see your joke...
and I am playing along.
What’s the point of turning our site green if a few of us don’t come over here and insult you?
Isn’t upping the rivalry and having fun the whole point?
Frankly our suckiness for the last few years has made this all much less fun…
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Maybe for you
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
You'll hate me, but he's right
gotta let them have their response, whatever they choose it to be. It’s a two way street.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I agree.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Well that is exactly what you want the other team's athletes to think!!!
Why in the hell would you want the other team’s athletes to think you are nice?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
That you're classy in your support of your team
and smart and funny in getting on the opponent without being trashy. Example: the healthy respect UW and Nebraska have had for each other since the early 90s.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Extrapolating a small sampling of data:
we should have between 1950 and 2100 recs on that page. GET TO WORK!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Circulating on Twitter that Peyton Manning is going to retire. Just a rumor at this point, but I thought it might be worth noting…
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions
Sounded like a potentially career ending injury.
I remember reading an article by (I think) Peter King explaining why Peyton would shatter Favre’s iron man streak because he never took any hits. But stuff just happens in football.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And with the first pick in the 2012 NFL draft
Chip Kelly and the Indianapolis Colts select Andrew Luck from Stanford
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Flagged!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
You're still in the country?
I would have thought you’d be halfway to Honduras by now.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Putz!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I was wondering how Matt Daddy was going to give us all papercuts with cardboard, douse us with lemon juice and throw salt in our wounds.
My question has been answered! 8-]
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Awww...Dad came home
I am going to get to the bottom and permanent bans will be issued.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Harumphhh...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I continue with purpose.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOO!
Not the permanent bans! Wherever will we all go for honest, intelligent discussion?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I'm hoping you remember this day as the reason why you should never ever ban me again. Ever.
I'm hoping you remember this day as the reason why you should never ever ban me again. Ever.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm almost at a loss
with respect to the complete lack of sense of humor on that site.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I didn't expect them to like it
…but I didn’t think they’d react that negatively. I’m surprised, and actually kinda disappointed. Ah, well.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
I guess this is a good time to recall Gorby's usual speech
about how errybody gets super-emotional about anything sports-y, no matter how innocuous. This probably falls under that category.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I think this falls under it’s own category: being a fusky.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah…This is different. It’s not like the fuskies just lost some great coaches or just crapped the bed in a big game (I mean, they HAVE done that, but it’s routine at this point). I’m against going to a rival’s site and trying to have an intelligent discussion in those times because it’s probably not going to work. And trolling them is bad too.
This was just supposed to be lighthearted fun. THEYMADBRO?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
One more gem before I'm sure we're all arrested and charged with menacing
REMEMBER FOLKS!
Even Chip Kelley thinks Oregon fans are obnoxious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NvbDq8DuU8
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Well, John "Son of Sam" Berkowitz is about to lay the hammer down.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Extrapolating data from the 3 main posts that have been recced and the fanposts
We have aprox. 2950 recs given out today! FAST. HARD. FINISH THEM!!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Forget it, Axe, it's Fuskytown.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
there's no way EVERYONE is banned yet.
get your last few in before they’re all gone!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's done. I'm not allowed on the piss-stained newspapers any more.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm still reccing, but they're slowed down the posting.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Get to the last 3 main pages and the first two fanposts
couple guys with power get over there and we’ll get to 3000
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Keep it up while you can.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
You say that like it's a bad thing....
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Curious
What do people’s ban messages say?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You are an awesome and a truly enthusiastic follower of your chosen team. But because we losers, we can’t let you continue having fun.
Kidding. It really said:
You are banned from UW Dawg Pound.
Good bye.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah John, who's the person who threw paint on your precious free site.
I need to figure out how to spto it actually…
i am starting with banning every Duck…you have an idea of who it is?
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We need our undercover agents to continue reccing posts.
Don’t comment or you will join the illustrious list of the blacklisted. But please, keep the green onslaught going all day in honor of our fallen heroes.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
I've got screenshots, so no matter what they do to hide our conquering, the proof lives on.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Get a life.
Or a girlfriend. Or both. Pathetic.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
by StuHamm on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
More sweet irony.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Oh god, he really doesn't know me does he.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think he gave a good summary.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Go play on your outdoor patio.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's not gonna grow back.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Bees make noises when they fly.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Me fail English?
That’s unpossible!
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
by StuHamm on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
FWI -
Matt Groening = Oregon product.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Yes. As someone born and raised in Puddletown...
I love all the little regional references in the show.
But it sounded like you were trying to do some kind of weird bragging thing. As if it somehow makes you cooler.
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
You have more shiny things than us
it’s not like you can’t win this argument.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We've already achieved maximum cool.
Did you see our Rose Bowl helmets?
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Yeah. Hey StuH, wanna buy a helmet? It's got the same # of 'W's' on it as your 0-12 season.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe that's the fuskyland way to read such things...
weird place, that fuskyland.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
are you asking him out? he does need a GF
this could be the most beautiful story ever told
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I need to see his screenshots first...
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Are fusky entries in the "Offseason Innuendo Challenge" accepted?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Have you been Bodyspray'd?
you won’t want pictures
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Stu, I'm telling you this even though you're a fusky:
You do NOT want that.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
They said a Duck and a huskie would never work. They said their forbidden lust would be forever unstated. But love always finds a way. Coming this summer to theaters near you, a story of un-unrequited love. A tale of passion, romance, trolling, gettin’ it on, more trolling, a really awesome car chase, and three thousand consecutive days of Oregon Football dominance.
StuHamm (No, not the talented one, the other one, from the internet)
and Axemen23
Star in the summer blockbuster…. (provide a title below, folks!)
by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Axe-Man on a ledge?
Star in the summer blockbuster…. (provide a title below, folks!)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
"Star in the summer blockbuster…. (provide a title below, folks!)"
DUCK HUNT.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Bodyspray 2012
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Bromeo & Ducklet?
Duckless in Seattle?
Less Than Zero?
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Duckless in Seattle is good.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Body Spray: The Movie
Starring Stu Hamm
And Axe
The unspeakable love.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently there's more of me to slap
than just the low E…
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Hee.
You’ve let yourself go a little.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Brokeduck Mountlake
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
If it was you and Axemen:
From Ducks to Lawn
by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Very good.
I’m getting a screen shot of this…
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
Tears are seriously streaming down my cheeks. Holy Rec, batman!
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
I love how they think Matt Daddy just showed up today and said "FUCK WITH TDP"
Like this hasn’t been on the agenda.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It started
with this over on ATQ.
Kind of strange, all the other SBN blogs I visit, the Mods are always very strongly against trolling rival sites, and sometimes even ban their own members for doing it.
Our mods can also tell the difference between a humorous and generally light-hearted joke and mean-spirited trolling.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And hopefully
our mods and commentors wouldn’t freak out if someone came over here and turned our posts purple or red or blue. I personally think that kind of innocent pranking is hilarious (and should happen more between sites). But our mods know the line and I think do a great job of keeping our trolls in line.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
When we did it to the Auburn site before the NCG they laughed.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, well
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
BUT DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE THE WORST FANS IN HUMAN HISTORY
AND THIS JUST PROVES IT TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Also the wisconsin fans took it in good stride
Unfortunately there were like 5 of ’em.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
So,
Auburn: Took it in stride, found it funny.
Wisconsin: Took it in stride, found it funny.
Washington: Freaked the fuck out, called us names, banned everyone and got on the phone with SBN legal.
It might be worth a banning to go over and point this out to them.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If they weren't 99% certain to call me a child,
and tell me how stupid I was. With a potential side of “fuck you.”
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
there's nobody left to do this.
they’ve banned every single one of the ‘thousands of duck fans’ under ATQ mod mind control.
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
I wish I had thousands of Duck fans doing my bidding. I would do way more awesome stuff than invade the stupid Dawg Pound.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just so long as it's not during yoga.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Thousands?
That is Bruins Nation-level paranoia. We are ATQ: We are everywhere and nowhere, bringing our mad Duck-Fu skillz to bear.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
As far as I know, I haven’t been banned. Yep, I’m still active. I recced Berkowitz’s last post calling MD a putz. In green font.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I went fast
a couple references to the mod’s mad Wiki skillz might have greased the rails
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm
When I try to rec, the Reply button disappears. I take this to mean I’ve been… somethinged. But I didn’t get that lovely F-U popup. So who the hell knows.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Try posting a comment
and it will pop up real quick…like it’s on bonerpillz or something.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
read this:
You’ve been flushed!
I would remember some of the names would just need to see them again.
Kalon
benzduck
I remember
by CODawg on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sigh. How can I go on living?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't read the rest of the posts cause there's a notification window in the way.
Can you move that for me, Benz? I really want to know what Will had to say.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
What? A is not funny because B is not nice?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Matt is a complete idiot….
If he is responsible I will get his credential pulled at SBN.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
He spelled "putz" wrong.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Careful, though. He is "Son of Sam."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Because we always use our media credentials here.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
There will be no sanctions...
there will be no sanctions…
there will be no sanctions…
And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan!'
There won't?
Oh goody! HEY GUYS! THERE WON’T BE ANY SACTIONS!! WE CAN ALL REST EASY AGAIN!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
FWIW my money's on 3 years probation and 1 scholly lost each year for those 3 years
but you probably expect the death penalty.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Can he get him thrown out of his mom's basement?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
… and like it was his original idea…
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I still love how they thought it was all Matt and Jared.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Maybe they went to Jared?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The amount of butt-hurt over there is amazing.
As if rivals never pranked one another….
My parents believed in me.
Addicted to Quack
Home of “the Grim Rec’er”
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh no Jared, not you too!
John, it started at the top:
NOOOOO!
Not the permanent bans! Wherever will we all go for honest, intelligent discussion?
—AddictedToQuack, SBNation’s Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
If their mods are involved, there should be action against ATQ.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Clearly we need probation
Double secret probation.
And a good spanking.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
"Naughty Zute!"
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
The NCAA will be glad to deliver.
There is a term Oregon fans will need to learn:
B.O.H.I.C.A.
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington"
It will be awesome
when the NCAA bans ATQ for reccing posts at another site.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Black Over Head Incandescent Crayon Accessories
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Big Outraged huskies Issue Crass Announcement?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions 8 recs
Butterscotch On Haughty Ice Cream Anyplace?
That sounds delicious! Bring it ot!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
OAC?
Is that you?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
The NCAA should suspend ATQ mods.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I understand
Willie Lyles was paid to get mods onto ATQ; Jshufelt would have been a TCU mod instead.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Yup. Also, TwistNHook quit CGB and is now modding for UWDP as well.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
did he bring avinash with him?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Avinash is a Cal guy through and through he would nev-
Oh. Yeah. He did.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Chip Kelly has lost control of the
NCAA’s control over ATQ mods.
It’s finally happened.
My parents believed in me.
Do the Windmill?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like I’m at lunch at high school and one of the football players just said something bad about the basketball team. That’s the level of maturity they’ve sunk to.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Makes the joke all the better...
90% of the responses over there seem to be in the vein of “your stupid,” “ducks r stupid,” “we r smrt and u r stoopid.”
A tremendous we’re rubber, your glue match held today. And they’ve taken the bait.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
They're timing how long it takes to green a comment
Up to 3 minutes
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
Yep, today is officially the greatest day ever.
@sportsguy33 15m
Today, Rob Lowe announced Peyton Manning’s retirement and Mark Wahlberg announced he could have stopped 9/11. Your move, Liam Neeson.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Work is hard
It is kind of impossible to turn off…
We have thousands of Oregon fans at the direction of their moderators doing this…it just ins;t one person…so it is going to take me awhile to ban every single Oregon fan….but I will.
The nice thing though is that the Oregon mods left such a great trail for SBN legal to follow it won’t be tough to correct.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
I'm confused
it’s illegal to troll on the internet?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
How come John's post only had two recs?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
oooohhh he's getting legal involved
This lawyer is confused
“So let me get this straight….they took one of the features you offer on your site, and they over used it?”
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAAH SBN LEGAL HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA
Oh god I’m literally laughing out loud. Does he REALLY think that they are going to spend one fucking penny on this? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Legal? LEGAL? Like getting lawyers to come up with some kind of litigation for rec’ing their posts and turning the font green in like 3 threads? WOW. Fusky fans really do think they are that important huh?
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
It's what makes them so amusing.
They don’t understand that the second they start their “Oregon fans are stupid blah blah blah” schtick they are acting like the quintessential fusky fan. And this gem? Priceless.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
This sounds serious!
I am going to take the Tim Allen route and rat all of you out!
WOO HOO FOR FOR PLEA BARGAINS!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
WE HAVE NOW REACHED OVER 3000 RECS
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So do we stop?
I think not.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
They think banning us will make us mad.
When really it makes us laugh.
The only way they can truly getting back at us is by doing the same when they go 3000 days straight without a loss. Which isn’t happening anytime soon.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
If he doesn’t want Duck fans to comment anymore… I suppose that is effective.
But to make us upset or feel bad… well… It’s just water off a duck’s back.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Or, rec's off a dawg's blog
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
OK, guys.
Time to let it rest. Let the Dawg Pound be for at least the rest of the day.
Obviously, the husky fans have no sense of humor.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Aww, c'mon.
I was having fun not getting any work done today.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh noes! Did SBN legal get to you!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Cant-Tell-If-Serious-Gif
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Someone with screenshots (Axemen?) send them to Ted Miller.
Let’s publicize their butthurt.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Brilliant.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I doubt Miller publicizes it
Nah, these will be for personal and ATQ use
/bunk’d
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If you present it to him as a funny "haha its been 3000 days thing" he will
He loves throwing stuff out to fan the flames.
At least let the rest of us see the comments that have been deleted now (damn school.)
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't screenshot every comment
I took a couple close ups and zoomed-out views of 3 of the stories so you could see the scope of greenery.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
damn. oh well. its still great.
fanshot it for all to see.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
once the firestorm dies down.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe they’ll find the trail for where half of Berk’s posts come from.
Oh wait… Wikipedia is down today.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 15 recs
This actually deserves a rec.
Unlike that Husky drivel.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
I tried,
but I can’t stop!
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for letting us play, Jared.
It was fun while it lasted. I wish we were bigger rivals with CGB, cause they would have played along.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Damn, now Berkowitz is deleting every post that is non-fusky in every thread we wrecked.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Meh?
The greening was the point anyway. And it’s not like the intent was to actually shut down or substantially divert their site.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Well they say are against SOPA
so TDP should shut itself down for the day.
by INducktrination on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
So I have very little time (brief interval from work) -- but I can't green any comments over there
Do you have to be a member of TDP to even rec? I am not a member so can’t post, and not planning on becoming a member. I’ll leave the fun to you guys. Awesome, awesome work, sad to see Husky fans have no sense of humor. Good grief, even the Auburn folks handled it better when we did it there.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
It’s over now anyway. And you need to be a member to rec things.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
You can join and still rec
while you are on the 24 hour probation period.
just not post or comment.
My parents believed in me.
Or not, since Jared says it's over...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, my bad.
Carry on.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
IF California Golden Blogs is ATQ South, and we’re ATQ North, does that make UW Dawg Pound into ATQ Arctic?
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
ATQ Greenland: Everyone owns a piece of you, your allure is melting away, and nobody gives a damn.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
ATQ Canada
They’re not even Americans. USA, USA, USA!!!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Wheeeeee
John, chillax!
Gentlemen, please take this as the highest compliment. We have beaten you for 3000 days straight, but now we spend the day heating up the rivalry, why? Why do it if we didn’t care, why do it if you wern’t on your way back to relevance, because a few years ago we didn’t, it was just sad beating you, now it matters again ?!
This is what it should be, we hate you and you hate us, we beat you and just maybe now you’ll beat us, we have missed you guys as our rival, its been USC and Cal but it’s just not the same. Hell, even OSU doesn’t mean us as much to us as you guys, think about that!
You guys are back, and so is the the rilalvry, so unbunch your panties, and come up with your own prank.
(But we did kind of own you today, I guess some things don’t change)
Go Ducks and Huck the Fuskies!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck off.by wyte_lightning on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Good response, Damien!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Hold tight.
I’m making a few calls to SBN Legal.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, in the same way a 5th grader says "I'm going to sue."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is too serious for SBN legal.
He should go straight to calling the Justice Department.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Team America World Police!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The FBI!
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously
They should write a bill where they monitor the internet better. Someone needs to do something.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
PIPA, is that you?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
OMG
We turned Pippa’s dress green!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 9 recs
SERIOUSLY
WHY THE HELL IS THE DRESS GREEN. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!!
I’M CALLING SBN LEGAL RIGHT NOW!!!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I can't tell if it's Pippa because my 'Z' key isn't working!
OHNOES!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I can't get through to legal, the phones constantly busy? Who could be calling?
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
SBN Legal is on the case!
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
This case would be best handled by this guy.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
there may be some good advice posted on his website without even needing to seek council...
Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
I can try going to BruinsNation to get Johnnie Cochran to take your pending case…
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
If the recs don't fit you must acquit?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Masterful.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
best evah, kalon rec'd to the hilt
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Son, we live in a world that has sports blogs, and those walls have to be guarded by mods with banhammers. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Spencer Hall? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the fuskies, and you curse the Ducks. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the 3000 days since the whelps beat the Ducks, while tragic, probably saved coaching jobs. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the jobs of Neuweasel, Stoops and Erickson’s jobs. You don’t want the recs because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that sports blog, you need me on that sports blog. We use words like Win, The, Day. We use these words to coach defensive players. You lose in the Alamo Bowl. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very recs I provide, and then questions the green color they appear in on the screen. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a computer and write angry emails. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
Er, - the last "jobs"
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Hee.
Lear Pilot comes over here and yells at clouds for a few, then goes back to the pound and agrees when somebody says “we should stay away from ATQ.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST reply actions
I really want to know what SBN Legal said to him
and presumably to MD and Jared.
I feel like they’d just tell Berk to look in a mirror.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
i didnt even know there was an SBN legal,
until today.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
In an alternate universe where Berkowitz wasn't acting like a 5th-grader and actually "called SBN Legal," I imagine it went like this:
Son of Sam: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
SBNL: “Kidding, right?”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
What's the line from "Good Morning, Vietnam"
That man is in more need of a blowjob than anyone I’ve ever met in my entire life."
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
Heh, that's it. Well done.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Give Berkowitz a break, will you all! Wikipedia is down! How can he comment intelligently!!
#JustBerkIt
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
You mean plagiarize, which....oh, I get it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Nah.
Called Mommy and made her tell them how special they are.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
911 Operator:: Sir, calm down what is the problem
UWDP:: THE BLOG, THE BLOG IS GREEN, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING GREEN
911 Operator:: I’m sorry, your what has turned green?
UWDP:: MY BLOG. EVERY COMMENT IS TURNED GREEN WHAT SHOULD I DO? IT’S LIKE THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY COMPUTER TURNING EVERYTHING GREEN
911 Operator:: Is there someone in your house
UWDP:: I DON’T KNOW, YOU THINK THAT’S HOW THEY ARE DOING IT?
911 Operator:: Sir, you’re going to have to explain to me exactly what is happening
UWDP:: Ok, I turned on my computer to read about the husky news and the entire site was green. I mean every comment had be recommended by someone, meaning someone actually liked our comments, AND THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS, AND THEN MY Z KEY WASN’T WORKING AND I COULDN’T FIND THE NEW COMMENTS…
911 Operator:: Sir Sir Sir, I’m going to need you to call someone else, this line is for emergencies only
UWDP:: I KNOW, I’LL CALL SBN LEGAL!!!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 13 recs
Uh
Ok Cal fans… The reccing of all the comments is very bitch of you
…we get your anger and may even be able to empathize. But please keep in mind thhe following:
A) no UW fan is apt to believe the conspiracy theories floating around
B) given the defection of a few of our own coaches and the impact on recruits, no UW fan is likely to feel sorry for you
C) no UW fan here had anything to do with the hiring of either coach
We are pleased to have you here and don’t mind hearing your complaints or observations. In fact, we welcome it But, please, don’t be bitchy. Thanks.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Those damn Cal fans. So immature.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Dem fusky fans be edjumakated too!
The reccing of all the comments is very bitch of you
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
I feel kinda bad for gekko
He probably came in on his lunch break, saw the carnage and came to the obvious conclusion. There was no Wheaton wave and most of the posts even saying what had happened had been deleted.
But still, kinda funny.
It’s also amusing that folks think my last post wasn’t an ask to get banned. Like I didn’t know that and expect it.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I wonder what his response would have been to the whole thing...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Probably the same, sadly
If only because so many others were pissed off. If it happened early I suspect he would have gotten a little ditty, banned the participants for a few days and smirked a bit.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Holy shit this has become so awesome. John is literally going through all those threads and manually deleting all the comments and banning people 1 by 1. What a complete waste of time. That is so funny. What a bunch of freaking babies. I mean, the butthurt level was funny enough. But the fact that he’s doing all that work…priceless. This was better than I ever imagined it could be.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions
This is bitch, yo!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
It is.
But just how “bitch” is it, gameday?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
It's a 3K-sized bitch, yo!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
That is bitchin’!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, he called MD by name!:
What a putz…next.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST reply actions
Well, he did it.
All the green is gone. UWDP has been wiped clean of our dirty fingerprints.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
I has a sad. All my brilliant comments are gone.
I’m assuming I’ve been banned, but I don’t give enough of a shit to verify this.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
The best part about this
By reccing their own self-congratulatory posts, they’re turning the page green all over again.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait, that’s just us
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Everytime they REC, they'll think of us.
PTSD bitchez!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Awesome!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
I'm laughing at the "superior intellect."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
But remember,
We’re just stupid ducks. They r smrt huskies.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
An all thanks to you!
You’re the best, Mom!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just stopping by to say....
I knew your guys’ plans from the get go. Did I not warn UWDP because I was in class all day? No. I didn’t warn them because well…it’s funny shit.
I have to say to you all, well done sir, well done.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST reply actions 40 recs
Why isn't this green yet?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I did my part!
Thank you ApE (haha that’s funny). You are always welcome here!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
me too
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Don't blow your cover!
The Berkowitz Ban Hammer will get you, and you’ll be disappeared into the bowels of SBN Legal.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Oh Noes! I'm next!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Oh sweet jesus, someone with a sense of humor
Thank you sir, you’re welcome back anytime to talk logical and rational rivalry.
and if you just want to flip us the bird once in awhile, that’s ok too!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think I'd ever
flip a duck the bird. I know this is going to sound weird and everything but….I have too much respect for them. Well, most of you. During the state fair this year I was wearing my WASHINGTON shirt and some duck fan went bat shit crazy saying he was going to beat my ass, oh year, did I fail to mention his wife was saying the same things…while pushing their two children in a stroller. But hey, I know not most of you are like that.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
You'd never flip a duck a bird?
PELICAN!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly
Actually my instructor today said something about “calling a Pelican” and I thought to myself, “Oh he must belong to ATQ”
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
One more thing...
That seems to be something that only ROSE BOWL CHAMPS would think of.
Oh and,
You’re welcome :)
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
Crap!
Does this mean I have to respect a fusky?
THIS WAS PART OF YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG, WASN’T IT ALLPURPLE!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Nope not at all.
Like I’ve said before, I live in Keizer and have a billion and one duck friends and alot of them are current students at Oregon. Believe it or not, I like watching duck games. Shhhh…don’t tell anyone I said that.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
I’M SO CONFUSED I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Me either.
My buddy took me to the UO/UCLA game in 2010 and it was awesome, I wanted to hate being in Autzen so much but I just couldn’t help myself. I felt like I was cheating on my wife, with a really HOT chick. It was an emotion time for me, haha.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
He has 0 comments on uwdawgpound, having participated fully on ATQ.
You Duck fans are so insecure about your rather unclever prank that you invent ‘husky fans’ to complement yourselves?
Hahahaha…
Wisconsin thought it was funny.
Auburn thought it was funny.
Outside observers thought it was funny.
TDP went ballistic. Outlier reaction suggests unreasonable reaction.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
1. 'you should think this way because other people do' is a rather juvenile excuse, befitting of this entire sad 'prank.'
2. It was not done in the same manner against Wisconsin and Auburn, and thus cannot be legitimately compared.
3. The only outside reaction I’ve observed is from Cal fans, who were also rather critical of the sad display.
It’s ok. You can remain thinking you’re funny in your own world.
And yet you are here, in ours?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
I...um...yeah it was exactly the same against Wisconsin and Auburn
we turned their posts green, exactly how we did yours. 100%. The only difference is they laughed.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You can remain thinking you’re funny in your own world.
‘you should think this way because other people do’ is a rather juvenile excuse, befitting of this entire sad ‘prank.’
You might want to reexamine who’s in their own isolated world here. You guys can keep saying “childish,” “juvenile,” “stupid,” and all these things, as if we’ll accept that as an accurate representation. It mostly reinforces the message that you can’t take a joke.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Meh. They lash out because they know how badly they were owned.
And because it points out how humorless and unimaginative they are in such glaring detail. That’s why he goes out of his way to use words like “unclever,” “juvenile,” etc.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
It reminds me if when I was a kid, and my older brothers were picking on me.
“Uh! STOP! Quit being immature! Grow up! Leave me alone! I’m gonna tell mom! "
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That's exactly why the "calling SB Legal" thing made me fall out of my chair laughing.
So fifth grade.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
you know Twist was making fun of you, right?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
Of course not. He doesn't understand the concept of "fun."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
Satire is a lost art up there....
Honestly that was the funniest part of the thread. But then again Twist might be the world best troll.
Yes, this is absolutely what happened.
Chip Kelly stared deep into the eyes of a fusky fan for thirty seconds and turned him into a Duck fan.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
No.
What a very, very weird conclusion. We obviously had a tremendous amount of fun, “unclever” or not. Why on earth would we feel “insecure” about it at all? Humorless to the last.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Is this guy talking about me?
Because that would be hilarious.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
Obviously I am talking about you. Judging from
veritably lack of observational acuity, it seems my conclusion of ‘Duck fan’ is further reinforced.
From further inspection, it seems you only joined uwdawgpound yesterday, and have been commenting on ATQ for 6 months. Haha, nice try, Duck. Creating a fake ‘husky fan’ to assuage your collective insecurities?
I'm going to do two things
1. Point out once again that after pompously asserting that “we’re not going to go over there,” you’re over here.
2. Point out that it was my idea to do the whole thing like 5 or 6 weeks ago, so pick on someone your own internet size.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
"Judging from veritably lack of observational acuity..."
#StuffsHankyInMouthToPreventLaughingOutLoud
#OhGodNowIFeelBadAboutArguingWithYou
#IDon’tTeaseTheDisadvantaged
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
Stop using big words to tease me
or I’m telling mom on you!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That was from redwolf75, the sweet, sweet prince up above, whom I was quoting from
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
Oh right
just smile, walk away, then go “awww…”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
redwolf, from whence cometh the word 'veritably?' Or is it a word you just made up? What does it mean to you?
The only listing which google offered was/is as “The supposed first name of Mr. Clean” as in “Vertiably Clean.”
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ah, it's referencing Nick Holt!!!!!!!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What in the world was he going for?
Verifiably? Veritable? I just adore it when people try to insult people by being “smart,” and then they misspell the attempt. Ahhh, the internets.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
I couldn't parse it myself, one of those two, I'd guess...but it was a gem..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
God forbid, someone was typing fast on the internet!
If a typing error brings you to laughter, I think the ‘disadvantaged’ tag can be safely switched around in a 180 degree direction.
You do realize just how pompous and erroneous that whole sentence was, right?
Not just that word? Don’t mind me, I hate ugly sentences, and I hate bad grammar. I’m something of a grammar nazi around these parts. I truly, truly hate pompous writing.
In all seriousness, I’m not sure how seriously to take you. Are you really a troll, are you here because you’re angry, or are you here because you really want to hang out and talk? You seem not to have any sense of humor, and you seem to want to score points. If that’s so, just head back to UDP, because we’re not trolls, and not interested in scoring points in silly Internet arguments.
I never understand why someone would go and post on another fanbase’s website, but that’s just me.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
They’re still banning people who never went over there today, and he’s still free to come here express his opinion. That says a lot. Lets leave it at that.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
They stopped banning people a while ago.
And I kinda like this redwolf character.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Didn't they run out of people to ban?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
A very short while ago
Lilke maybe an hour ago, or less.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Thou liketh him?
Hast thou informulated him of your predelictiles?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
His vocabulation is mystoundifying.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Anybody seen or read "Wicked?"
Sounds like a line from the book/show. “Mystoundifying” might be my new favorite word. Thanks, Tako.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
Ha, that was my first thought too.
That it reminded me of “degreenify”.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly this. One of my favorite words
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
Aaaand that song is now stuck in my head.
But why would anyone ever want to be degreenified?! Unless they were part of the pound, of course…wait, that’s it! UwDP is the Wicked Witch of the East!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
And Berkowitz is the mean big sister with all the power.
And we’re Dorothy, coming along and dropping houses on people and stealing their shoes.
On a non-metaphor-related note, watching the original “Wizard of Oz” is totally different since I watched “Wicked.” Changed everything!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Megan Hilty playing Galinda (with a "Gaa") was one of the awesomest things I've ever seen.
And I just feel bad for poor green Elphaba now. And boy, that Dorothy really is a whiner!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
Are you gonna watch that new NBC show with Megan Hilty?
I’m skeptical, but I think Glee has just made me averse to any network show with singing in it.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I haven't heard anything about it.
I’d probably give her a chance, though. Megan’s semi-local, since she did Rogue Music Theatre back in the day, so it’s fun to support the local talent. I really liked Kristen Chenowith on Pushing Daisies, but she didn’t sing all that much.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
It's called Smash.
I think it’s about Broadway life, with the usual newcomer vs. seasoned pro tension along with stuff about producers and making money and exploitation of talent, etc…
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Hmm.
Sounds like it could be a lot of fun. Or totally awful. Oh well, I’ll probably give it a shot either way.
I watched “Once Upon A Time” the first night because I thought it would be stupid and hahahaha, laugh at the stupid, but now I’m totally sucked in. Dagnabbit.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
I'm staying away from new TV for now.
I’ve got too many other current TV committments, I just don’t have time to start a new one. I know, rough life.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
God bless Hulu.
I’d never keep up with my commitments if it wasn’t for Hulu. I guess Netflix plays its role, too…I never would’ve gotten hooked on Sons of Anarchy without Netflix.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't be hooked on The Walking Dead, Parks & Recreation, or 30 Rock if it weren't for Netflix.
Best $8 a month I spend.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Couldn't agree more.
Other than the way-more-than-that I spend on Dutch Bros every month, of course.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
I spent that much on two beers the other night.
Netflix is a steal.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
That was a set of whining I definitely didn't understand.
Oooh, they’re raising their rates for letting me watch almost anything I want any time I want! Ummm…yeah. Your rates are still super-duper low.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
I took a look at his posts just now.
Man is a bit on the harsh side. Seems a tad angry, too. A peace offering might be contra-indicated.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Wait a minute. Is this a discussion?
Because we don’t do those here. So knock it off.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Humor. ATQ has it.
And I believe humor is a sign of high intelligence. So I’m calling you all high, people! It’s a compliment! I swear!
But really, I love that people are sharp and witty and funny on this site.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
Me too. YOU ALL KEEP ME YOUNG
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I believe they call this the Chewbacca Defense…
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Huh?
I didn’t do it. Don’t blame me.
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
If you don't know about the Chewbacca defense, who does?? Gormmmm...
Chewy needs some coffee.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
I keed I keed.
johnnie cochran and I worked tirelessly crafting that famed defense.
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
It is legend..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Paranoia.
It will destroy ya.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Here I am buddy
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn#!/profile.php?id=1579069891
Send me a request, you’ll see that I’ll be happy to accept it. Calling me a duck is hilarious. It’s not that I like the ducks, I simply just don’t hate them. I also have been on here for months due to having alot of duck friends. I live in Keizer, Oregon. Like I said, send me a friend request, you’ll see I’m Purple and Gold through and through.
#Owned.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
did that wrong
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1579069891
there ya go buddy
#GoDawgs
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
You really are very angry, aren't you?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
Still hanging desperately to your theory that he's a Duck fan?
Hell, still in here trolling? Hey, that’s OK. We aren’t reactionary assclowns in here. We can take a joke.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
Speak for yourself.
My middle name is reactionary assclown.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Arschclownsreaktionären
that’s how Google translate Germanized it
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
I saw them in concert once, opening for Gwar.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
First name? Mad Gamerish.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not my name. That's my lifestyle.
And it’s STUPID gamerish.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Damn. It took all my mind power just to recall gamerish. I couldn’t quite pull up the intensifying adverb before it.
My (in)sincerest apologies.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I forgive you. And I appreciate your service in the 3K-Day Massacre.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Are we building a memorial?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Nah, we shouldn't glorify it more than it already has been.
Though it would be funny.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Well, we could have a "reciting of the names" every January 18th
but that’d be cruel.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
As someone who has participated in several Reading of the Names* ceremonies
I find this disgusting and offensive.
*A selection of names of victims of the Holocaust recited non-stop for 24 hours, usually in shifts of 2-5 minutes. A similar ceremony is performed for those who passed on 9/11.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
Isn't is supposed to elicit that kind of a response though?
It makes the toll much more than just a number. It becomes personal. And that can be horrifying.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
That has never been my experience, though, it could be for some.
What I find offensive is the insinuation that the lives of nearly 3000 or over 6 million are somehow comparable to an internet prank.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
hence the
“that’d be cruel”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don't think you understand.
I’m done with this.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
I used to live in Keizer
Boring place. Cops everywhere abusing the traffic laws to raise revenue and generally be douchebags. No good restaurants. Basically I considered it a shithole.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
That sucks
I obey the law so cops can’t touch this, but they are douchebags. John’s Chinese and La Hacienda are two of my favorite places here. There’s a ton of old white people around here and I live in a private neighborhood (McNary Estates, google it) and I’m a simple guy and don’t like the busy city so fuck living around Portland and there’s too much meth anywhere farther than Keizer. Oh yes, my wife goes to Oregon State and I got to LBCC and there’s no way I’ll live in Cornvalley or Albany.
That is all.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
*go to
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
I know where McNary estates are.
I lived on Greenwood Ave. It’s quiet street of 1950’s homes that intersects with Cherry Avenue where it ends at River Road. A peaceful neighborhood inhabited mostly by lawn nazis. Seriously, my crazy neighbor used his blower to transfer leaves and fallen rose petals on to my property. No crime other than an occasional car break-in.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Keizer: Salem's Springfield
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Pritnear.
But Springfield doesn’t have any places as nice as McNary Estates and those nice big housed on the river, does it?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Go out towards Thurston up into the hills. Some nice places in there.
And if you get out into the country, up around the McKenzie, yes, some nice estates on both sides. Not technically in the city limits though.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Keizer doesn’t have Larry and Cathy’s either (does it still exist?). The main difference is that Springfield is a real city while Keizer was an unincorporated area that only became a city because a guy who inherited a grocery store from his dad, which later went bankrupt, duped enough people that having their own town would be preferable to being absorbed by Salem. Big mistake. Cops in Salem aren’t on a quota.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Having lived in Spfld a few years, that "real city" tag is dubious.
Maybe back in the day when you had to saddle up and ride from town to town, stopping for Ax Billy’s ferry at Glenwood. But by the time Eugene became a “city”, Spfld was a suburb.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I'm confused again. Berkowitz knows a single member can only rec a post once, right?
Don’t retaliate…
The more I go through everything it seems like only around 5-6 guys participated and Matt did the majority of the rec’s.
Stay classy Matt!
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Only 5 or 6?
Every time I recced a brand new comment there were already 5 or 6 that had beaten me.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Legal sez, "John B = under dawg"
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Again: I'm laughing at the "superior intellect."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
This is going to be comic gold for posterity. SERIOUSLY. BEST EVER ANNIVERSARY EVER.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
IT WAS ALL MATT
Matt recced everything. Matt recced things so hard they stayed recced and never unrecced.
Matt then recced John B’s mom.
Matt is a hacker – because ya know, the site was hacked – and as a result has a whole host of zombie machines at his disposal. All of which have accounts with uwdawgpound. It was child’s play to rec everything threeve times. CHILD"S PLAY.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Hey!
My name is Johnny Bravo, it better not have been my mom!
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Better check
is your mom green?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Nope,
just called her. She’s still white, that was a close one!
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
QUICK ATQ fans
WE MUST REC Johnny B’s MOM. Head over to her posthaste, before SBLegal gets wind of this
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
:(
I don’t want a green mom :-/
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
may I refer you to the original Star Trek and the Green Dancing Lady?
I guess I wouldn’t want her for a mom either
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
Unlike someone else I know...
I will not take credit for this idea. I may have shot the starting gun, but this was not my idea. I shall not usurp the intellectual property of others. That is something I will not do.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
So you're not a berker?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Uh oh.
“My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Come on, Olav. Berserker.
Girls think sexy.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly, if anyone gets in trouble for this from SB Nation
I’m the one who came up with the idea back like 6 weeks ago…I don’t have time to find the original post, and I post a lot so if someone has an hour to kill…
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I've been banned on TDP for a long, long time.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
BOO!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I'm not from CGB...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Most of those comments STILL have 7 recs on them.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
I’M MATT DADDY!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
MY NAME IS MATT DADDY
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I AM...PUTZACUS!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I AM MALCOLM PUTZ!!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Will the real Matt Daddy
please put on pants?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I AM SPARTADADDY, er, MATTACUS.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I BROKE THE DAM!
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, that was the problem?
to me the "green"ing was mostly harmless
what irritated me was having another blog basically sponsor trolling posts about Kenny whatisface’s INT. that’s just bratty behavior.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
They don't know how to spell "Wheaton," apparently.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
Probably
If we had just recced everything without rubbing the Wheaton Wave in it it probably would have been more accepted. Well, not by everyone; there are a few humorless aholes over there. But most everyone probably would have been fine.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Yeah, the Wheaton Wave seemed to be what pushed it over the edge. I would have considered that trolling. The rec’ing, not so much.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Oops...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
The wave was a mess to boot.
One that was quick, clean, efficient, and perhaps without images, might have gone over better.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I'm not a big fan of the Beavis and Butthead version.
Probably cause I’m not a fan of Beavis and Butthead. /ducks
The other ones are hilarious though.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
I has a sad
I went and got that because it was the #1 hit for ‘wheaton wave’. And I thought it was pretty funny.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Oh, feel free to use it if you like.
I just don’t find it as clever or funny as the others. You are entitled to your own sense of humor. :)
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
I thought it was awesome. In fact:
IT RULES!!!! IT RULES!!!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
Credit your urine, MJ
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Forget to tell you guys
I was in class today and checked on twitter and came across this. Don’t know if you guys seen this but you may want to respond if you haven’t.
AzizShittuAziz Shittu
I’m trying to take a look at the #Ducks can someone get me back in contact with the coaches #Oregon
4 hours ago FavoriteRetweetReply
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions
Oh I'm
not kidding.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
Shittu burned that bridge by talking shit about Oregon during the football season on Twiiter
Kid currently doesn’t have an offer and won’t get one.
Oh really
what did he say?
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a few I found just scrolling through his page
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
Okay even though I hate Oregon you got to respect that offense
2 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
Look at Oregon dline stances that’s horrible #smh
2 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
Please don’t let Oregon win UCLA you got this
2 Dec Favorite Retweet Repl
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
A couple more
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
@doboi_izme forget pussy ass Oregon hahahaha
19 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
Guarantee You Whereever I Go I Will Not Lose To Oregon
19 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
Bold added for ease of reading.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
You get the idea...
AzizShittu Aziz Shittu
21-7 down goes them greesyyyyyyy ducks #IHateTheDucks
19 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like a bright kid.
I hope we get him.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Wow, I hadn't seen those tweets before.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Just speculation
But perhaps he comes with too much drama.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
He's apparently had some issues with Twitter security
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
recently, when his twitter account said something like Fight On
he came back and said it was hacked. This so?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
He’s not over 6’5" and he only runs a 5.2 40. I think we figured it out.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
badge of honor
or…. NEW ATQ T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
This really needs to be an ATQ shirt.
Front:
“I frequent the blog Addicted to Quack.”
Back:
This picture.
This way it applies to allpurpleeverything too.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
Can this be a 2012 ATQ shirt?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Welcome to the club – hands smoking jacket and cigar – have you met our President Matt Did It Daddy?
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Thanks, happy to be a member.
Not only do they lack a win against the Ducks in the last 3000, they also lack a sense of humor.
I am going to call SBNation lawyers about this.
I feel that I was unfairly banned. The person responsible for this needs to be held accountable.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
WOOOOWWWWW
I have been banned!! How do they BAN A FELLOW DAWG!!!!?? Looks like I’m in the Dawg house tonight :-(
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
WHAT? How the hell can they ban you? You didn’t even rec anything right? But yep, Duck fans are soooooo immature.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Well..
I think we’re all immature in one way or another. I would say what they did is not immature but more along the lines of…..FUCKED UP!
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, Imma gonna have to rec this one too.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Well I know that I am in one way or another. It’s just funny that the immature word was thrown around so much about this whole thing when you consider just how butthurt they are…I mean, they banned you for no reason. What is the reason? That you knew about it and didn’t tell them?
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
No clue.
I’ve actually never talked to them over there. Too boring.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, that explains why you're still sane.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Ya. I used to
go to ESPN and occasionaly do but damn its a troll fest over there. I generally just talk to friends on facebook. Dawgs and Ducks alike. But I do come on here almost everyday, I just comment on a rare occasion.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
You're kidding right?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
They still haven't caught me.
I didn’t post except for the wave, but I recced everything.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Oops, they finally got me.
Good job, Dawg Pound. You’ve made the world safe from my recs!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
DONE!
I actually cared more that I wasn’t banned than I’ll ever care than I am.
At least he said “Good bye”.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Did you guys join today just to post/rec or were you members from before?
Cause I figure he can easily tell who joined just to partake in this prank.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I was a member from a long time ago. I can’t even remember why I joined. Possibly for some semblance of an intelligent conversation? That dream was quickly squashed.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I think that's why I joined.
It might have been from some vain futile impulse to try and talk sense into them when they were making all sorts of illogical statements about UO, and posting a bunch of things that were completely false. The efforts were useless, as I recall, as all reasonable and respectfully phrased counterpoints were met with louder, more angry reiterations of the same inaccuracies and fallacies. But I didn’t get banned.
But reccing posts? Approving of the reccing of posts? Unforgivable.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Wha?
Did they lurk over here and note your complicity?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Is it worse that he's banning people from his site who did nothing wrong?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Banning someone on their site for something they said on another site?
Paginging of SBN Legal
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
IFIFM
Is it worse that he’s banning people from his site who did nothing “wrong”?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
I just got banned as well.
I didn’t comment on anything, I just rec’d about 20 comments or so.
I must admit, this does seem to be a fitting aspect of my 3000th day celebration.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
DUDE.
I’m sorry, man. You can hang out here. :-(
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
My buddy would
love that. He’s been trying to convince me to be a duck fan since elementary school. He’d probably think you guys could talk me into becoming one.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
Stay because you’re cool, reasonable and see this whole thing for what it was. Rib us for fun Husky-oriented humor, take our shit for Duck-oriented humor. Please stay a Husky and support your team.
Hopefully all we’ve done is made you an ATQ fan
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Well, I guess you can stay on our couch until you get back on your feet.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Can you imagine if you were on the “SBNation Legal Team” and you got John’s call? You spend several minutes clarifying what actions were actually taken only to find out that in the end there were a bunch of rec’s and the site’s formatting function was used to change the font of the comments to a different color. How pissed would you be that John wasted your time with that nonsense? Seriously. If someone called me in the middle of a busy day with a complaint like that I’d be pretty pissed.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM PST reply actions
That’s assuming what he tells them is just the facts.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I mean…what else could he say? Seriously, what could he say that would warrant legal action, knowing that he’d have to have proof.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
They just caught on to the fact that the words are still green!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
by MCD Mom on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
FTW
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
No ban for me
They must think 4 for 20 is a good thing.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Well
it was Locker, and he is a god.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Could it be?
Oregon target, Dallas (TX) Skyline 4* WR Thomas Johnson. RT @Tee_Johnson3: At the end of the day just wanna #WinTheDay
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
it could mean almost anything!
damn these inscrutable recruits
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
I know, right!?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 18, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
I actually like this part of the season :)
In soccer it’s called Silly Season (at least in Europe) with all the rumors, transfers and good stuff going on :)
ssshhh....
That’s what the off-season for Supercross/Motocross is called too. And the contracts in SX/MX are very frequently 1 year deals, 2 years max, so it’s pretty crazy every single year with the biggest names in the sports changing manufacturers and sponsors, and the dominoes falling in place after that.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 18, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
There are also a bunch of new rumors on the boards that we are seriously back in contention for landing Arik Armstead.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Don't hold your breath.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
New Idea
Have we ever greened a ATQ page? Today might be the day to do that.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
We have, actually. Not too long ago, in fact.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
ATQ : HOME OF THE FUNNY, THE COOL AND THE HIP. YOU GUYS DID GOOD TODAY. HAPPY 3000!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Aaaaand scene. (rankings of best pac 12 games of the year)
@ESPN_Pac12blog 20m
69,407; over in 3rd. RT @ThrowDubsUp: Ted, why did you not Include UW vs. Oregon this year? we had 73,000 fans and the stadium was rocking!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's very rare that I disagree with Ted, but on that list, he didn't have USC/UO, nor Fiesta
In terms of atmosphere, excitement, significance (the criteria by which he seemed to be judging), those two would be in the top 3 PAC-12 games of the season.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
This was a list of games he attended
So I know he couldn’t attend both the Rose and Fiesta, unless he can teleport. And its possible he didn’t attend USC/UO either.
5. Oregon at Stanford, Nov. 11: I did not attend this game...
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Are you in your orthopedic shoes?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
That's what I thought, but he also included the UO/Stanford game, and said he wasnt there but heard it was good.
And that too, only in the first quarter. That’s why I’m assuming he was counting everything. Otherwise, of course, it’s fine as a list.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, that was an day was an epic achievement by the pups!
They finally snapped the losing-by-20+ streak! Now the streak is eight years of only losing by 17+.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I just told
this person to shut the fuck up on twitter.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Angry (former) Uw fan is Angry
and has a damn good reason to be.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
why did you not Include UW vs. Oregon this year? we had 73,000 fans and the stadium was rocking!!
And a brand new fucking patio!!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Those things are so hard to clean.
That’s what I’ve never built a fucking patio.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
My patio just sits there, shy and virgin-like. I think it's scared to go up to my neighbor's patio, she's a looker.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Yer neighbor's patio
sure do have a pretty set of stairs.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Nice rac.....I mean railing, too.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
pssshawwww, yer all just sayin' that...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
I gots a patio AND a deck.
I swing both ways.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I don't want to think about you swinging your deck around.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
How can this not make you think of the typo infamous realtor ad?
That poor grandma’s smiling face next to it! LOL
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
Swing low, sweet chariot...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, so you like to go to parties and trade patios with other people for a night?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
No, it's more like a daily decision during warm season.
Do I want to hang out under the big leaf maple on the patio and be comfortable and private, or do I want to hang out on the hillside under the oak trees in front of the neighbors and all? It’s a tough decision.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Aaaaaand encore
@AdamJude_RG 59m
@LaMikeJames ranked as No. 4 RB, one spot ahead of UW’s Polk. RT @ESPN_Pac12blog Kiper’s first mock NFL draft es.pn/yPc1q4
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
A salute...
…to those Ducks who defied the Dawgpound banhammer during the invasion.
And congratulations on the Rose Bowl win.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Thanks, Kodiak. Hope the clouds are lifting a bit over at Cal.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Another note about what transpired today; Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Yeah, we all had some fun, but I’d like to remind everyone that trolling other SBNation blogs is against the ATQ user guidelines.
While this may have started off as a harmless prank, and this has happened before as a harmless prank, it’s not always going to be taken that way.
I don’t have much of a point to this, except what happened today didn’t reflect well on either fanbase, so let’s try to know our audience a bit better next time.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
ban jtlight
SBN legal has gotten to him.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
I would also say that having it be on more than one post was too much.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
As others have stated
It wasn’t very coordinated.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I thought we'd just go over there, turn their daily post a lovely shade of lime green, and be on our way.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So you're saying we probably shouldn't try this at Bruin Nation.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
how could we when Nestor auto-bans your account at creation time?
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Why doesn't SBN just fix this
And let the mods choose their own “rec color”. Ours can stay green, and uw’s can be a lovely fuchsia!
I wouldn't mind if the comment/reply box
was no longer aqua.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
I think you can do this
you just have to ask them “as a mod”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
DONE!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Guys... on this the holiest of days, I have a horrible truth to reveal
I am currently dating a UW student.
Is he good looking?
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
The hard part is
I actually like her. And not just for hate sex.
And....
She reads this blog
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
God Bless You.
I am a Dawg, and my wife is currently in the accounting program and Oregon State. We’re all mixed breeds these days.
I am also wearing a OSU hoody over my Washington long sleeve.
Happy wife = Happy life.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think i threw up a little when I thought of how that color combination must look...
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
Similar vein,
this is something I’ve always appreciated about the UO/OSU rivalry. You have rival pairs like USC/UCLA, where they both wear home colors because it just looks so right out on the field. Meanwhile, whether UO’s in school colors or not, the two scheme never look good together. At best, it’s just innocuously unrelated, ala 2010. More often, it’s an outright clash.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Black
hoody. Grey long sleeve. It’s all good.
Like I said, happy wife = happy life. If you’re married, you understand.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Jan 18, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
this is so true. If momma ain’t happy, nobody happy.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Black gold orange purple?
My mind’s eye is currently ruptured and bleeding.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Two of my parents went to Uw, one to Duke, one to OSU.
(I have step parents, so there’s the answer to your question).
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
My sister graduated from accounting at UO
Meanwhile I’m forced to get a degree in engineering at UW. But no worries! I’m planning on eventually getting a graduate degree in Physics or Math from UO.
flagged again for capitalization (not of UO)
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
OK.
say three “Huck the fuskies” and you’re cool!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
first Suh, now this fellow
why cant we have engineering?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Engineering @ OAc was limited to inter-species 'work'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
Because then OAC would be nothing but an Aggie.
Hmm, you might be onto something.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you remember the NCG lawn?
I think they need to concentrate a little harder on the Ag without the distractions of engineering
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Because the OUS Board's predecessor shipped it off to OAC.
60 years before they took away our medical school. Motherfuckers.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Congrats!
You can celebrate our next victory over the whelps by banging a fuskie.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Ted posted Kiper's draft rankings
Oregon’s LaMichael James is the No. 4 RB. Washington’s Chris Polk is the No. 5 RB. Ducks and Huskies fans seemed very focused on who might go first in the draft.
Meh? Meh.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
We've had better things to fight with each other about today.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sounds like we've got some good reports out of bowl camps
@ScoutKennedy 4m
#oregon’s Lavasier Tuinei just made a pretty 1 handed catch behind him. He’s the best WR on either team at the #nflpa practices
And from the shrine game
@JoshNorris 5h
And we’ll see with contact today, but I’d highly doubt if another LB here gets taken over Josh Kaddu. Has some Akeem Ayers to him, versatile
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Good for LT. I think most of us assumed that he’s just too slow to get a shot, hopefully he makes it.
I remember back in the ‘09 fuskie game, first really noticing Kaddu and thinking he already just looked like an NFL libebacker. He hasn’t been the most hyped LB while in school but it’s not surprising that people are taking notice now that the draft eval process has really begun. Kaddu was a Rivals 2* by the way, and a low one at that.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Really, there should be some rankings of the amount of development of athletes that occurs
2* goes in, 4* comes out… now that’s a story.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
That would be fun.
Miami, Cal, Clemson, and Texas A&M would all see 4* go in, and 2* leave their programs, lol.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
That said,
Rivals rankings were pretty good for our 2008 class. There were the few 4* washouts (either never made it to campus or were transfers) but most of the 4*s were really, really good players for us. The 3*s were mostly good, some hits, some misses. And aside from Kaddu, the 2*s didn’t really do much.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
they do that when they "re-rank" classes
espn at least. Didn’t I read our 2008 class was re-ranked at #2?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
I really was wondering about that. What was the criteria that made us the #2 class in 2008?
Because I think other teams (Furd) had more NFL prospects etc. in them.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
some pretty productive college careers
I dont know the criteria
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Josh Kaddu It !!
I remember back in the ‘09 fuskie game
Yeah, I’ll bet he does, too. He got injured in that game and didn’t play again that season, IIRC.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Really good to hear. Anyone know if there's any tv coverage of this? Or online?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Whoops.
@jcshurburtt 4* WR jaydon Mickens cancels visit to Oregon after seeing Ok. St last week. Good sign for the Cowboys
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Good thing we still have Stanford
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
mutually right cuz of potential grade issues?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I have literally never heard of this recruit before.
Whoever he is, I wish him well, and I will lose precisely zero sleep over this.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Literally.
“We were recruiting a guy named Jaydon Mickens?”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
Jaydon Mickens. Yes, we were.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
I'm really excited by this list, just going by physical attributes.
This is the current committed list for Oregon, for 2012.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
I see tall people
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I see fast...ooops, they're gone. I saw very fast people....I think.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Have you seen our only recruit so far for the 2013 class?
Thomas Tyner, 5* from Aloha, OR
This was as a Sophomore
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like Arik is thinking about it......
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Thanks for the video...hadn't seen it! Isn't he awesome! Aloha HS practically my backyard, so
I do know about him, although his graduation is still so far away that I don’t really count him yet..but drool-worthy. Amazing speed.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
You'll get your fanshot of screenshots from today's plunder and pillage of TDP tomorrow morning
I’m a combination of busy and not willing to change file formats.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm sorry I haven't been able to comment yet today
I’ve been caught up over at SBN Legal for interrogation. Did I miss anything?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
It's true, I have photos
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This show is turrible!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
You're dead to me.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
Granted, I’ve only seen 5 episodes while visiting my parents, but they brought a character back to life, Axe. That’s jumping three sharks.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
SHE NEVER FUCKING DIED
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's soap opera worthy. Even "Grey's Anatomy" says that's too much drama!
OK. How long was it between the episode where she “died” and walked into the conference room?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
Best.ATQ.Day.EVER.
Thanks guys for making pee my wookie panites at work today because of your immense awesomeness. A giant Chewy hug to you all!
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Shut up, you unclever, juvenile, brain-dead hippie punk.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You forgot putz
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
He is...ChewDaddyPutz.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
In like, real and important news
Nebraska is taking #13 Indiana to the wire tonight, down 2 with 42 seconds left. We beat them on the road. Therefore, GO CORNHUSKERS GO!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Awesome! I'm getting the Nova/Seton Hall game...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
Nebraska down 1 with 11 seconds left going to the line for a 1+1...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
made the first one, timeout Indiana.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
keep us posted!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
made the second, now 70-69 Nebraska. Timeout Indiana.
FYI Nebraska is a sterling 10/30 from the three point line tonight.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Whoohoooo!!! Cmon, Huskers!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
both shots no good and Nebraska pulls the big upset!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You know the most telling thing about Operation Green Dawg?
They thought it was somewhat amusing when they thought it was CGB. The second they realized it was us, suddenly it was the worst crime perpetrated by stupid, lowlife, juvenile putzes in the history of teh intarwebz.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions
They take themselves verrah verrah Seeryuslee ovah there
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
The lesson of today
Remember remember the first of November, 2003
Run power, passing and no stops.
I see no reason why Wheaton’s, treason
Should ever be forgot…
Happy 3000 everyone.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Putz.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Are you on the run, Matt Daddy? Do you need bail money? Did they read you your Miranda rights? Lawyer up, buddy!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Matt Annonymous!
Today others turned the internet black, while we just rec’d it GREEN!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
In memory
a humble merry master, cast makeshiftly as both martyr and mischiefmaker by the mutations of Fate. This mask, no mere mantilla of smugness, is a monument of the modern belief, now missing. However, this militant misfortune of a by-gone mortification, stands marked and has made a solemn promise to mitigate these mercenary and morose mice modeling maleficence and permitting the madly miscreant and impudent misbehavior of machination. The only Moira is malevolence; a meeting, held as a motive, not high and mighty, for the market and moderation of such shall one day maintain the mindful and the moral. Merrily, this consommé, of motto merges most messy, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me M.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions 8 recs
First of all, this post is great.
Second, your new sig is hilarious.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Mmmmm,mmM that's a Mec!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Brilliant!
Ab.so.lute.ly Brilliant! Well done.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
ATTENTION ATQ
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT SPORTS ARE NOT FUN. SPORTS RIVALRIES ARE NOT FUN NOR FUNNY. SPORTS ARE SERIOUS BECAUSE THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA.
PRANKING IS NOT FUNNY. BEING PRANKED IS SERIOUS. THEY STILL STONE PEOPLE TO DEATH IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR THIS, THAT’S HOW SERIOUS IT IS.
DUCKS ARE STUPID. STUPID AND IMMATURE AND NOT FUNNY. DUCKS ARE NOT FUN AND ARE BAD. DUCKS ARE VERY BAD AND THIS IS SERIOUS.
IN CONCLUSION FUN IS NOT FUN, NOR IS IT FUNNY. DO NOT LAUGH BECAUSE FUN IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
FUN IS SERIOUS AND WE REMAIN VERY SERIOUS ABOUT FUN, WHICH ONE SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE REGARDING SPORTS AND SPORTS RIVALRIES BECAUSE THEY ARE SERIOUS.
ON BEHALF OF YOUR SERIOUS, VERY MATURE SPORTS RIVALS,
UW DAWG POUND LEGAL TEAM
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 18, 2012 7:12 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
You attempt at humor is childish, juvenile and stupid.
(Am I doing this right? I really wanna grow up to be smart like the TDP!)
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
STOP! NO! THERE'S NO DANCING! NO DANCING PERMITTED IN THIS TOWN, I SAY!!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Boy, do I feel chastised.
I didn’t participate because meh, joining any husky site, meh, but I laughed. Now I don’t know whether to rec this or not. Am I being childish for reccing? Should it be “rec-ing” instead, because" reccing" looks wrong? I have so many questions! Why, Daisy, why?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
If you laughed and thought it was funny then you are culpable. Also you are a Duck so you are very bad.
In conclusion, fun is not funny and your rec indicates your understanding of this despite your immaturity.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to you newsletter
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
We did that joke already.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I feel like this whole episode needs the Dr. Seuss treatment.
“Fun is not funny!” the dawgs cried from their pound
While “thousands” of Ducks rec’ed their posts all around.
Or something like that.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
I like it!
Though you do want to be a little bit careful, because there are only so many things one can rhyme with “Ducks,” and they’re not all Seuss-appropriate.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
The potential typos are bad, too.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve almost texted "GO (insert “DUCKS” replacement with an “S” or an “I” in a certain spot)" to someone.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
You told someone to "go suck dick" via text?
That’s not very nice!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
I do what I want.
It’s better than telling them to their faces, right?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I think we've all experienced the moment where we're approached by our non-Duck friends
who caught a glimpse of an “I LOVE MY DUCKS” shirt that was blowing in the wind, creased, etc. on the letter ‘U’…. 8-]
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
I can't wear that shirt outside of Duck-related events for that very reason.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Um, I wear mine a little tighter than you guys do, apparently.
Not a problem I’ve experienced.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
It's because guys aren't staring at the "ducks" section of that shirt.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I have noooo idea what you're talking about.
My old “Autzen” shirt is the worst on that score, though.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
Pics or it never happened.
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
Then it never happened, you walking carpet!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Arrrwwaaarrraaaaaaa
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m sure many guys would get caught reading it, even it were blank.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It doesn't really bug me unless it's a student
Or unless it lasts a ridiculous amount of time.
Both=the worst.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I guess it depends how much there is to read.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No comment.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
insert dicks in a certain spot huh?
I’ll be in my bunk…
by OregonNYC on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
My lord, I don't understand why so many of you have bunks.
It’s like you’re all permanently at summer camp. Get a real bed and stop toilet papering other people’s websites, you children!
Oops, I think I spent too much time watching the fun at the pound today.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I can’t recall the number of times I’ve sent “Retards,” instead of “Regards,” in an email.
It’s almost the number of times I’ve accurately typed “Regards,”
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Oooh, that's a bad one.
I’d switch over to “sincerely” if I were you.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve started to just say
“Thanks,”
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That works too.
I just have a built-in signature.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I've been busy all day, haven't had much of a chance to check in...
…soooooo, what did I miss?
It took a while to scroll to the bottom to post this.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
Ummm nothing, nothing at all...slow day.
Why, what did you hear?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Wikipedia shutdown, there was that.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Man that sucked
Like 4 times I wanted to look up something and wikipedia was down so I had to click on something non-wikipedia to learn about it.
(But seriously, fuck SOPA)
by INducktrination on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
The mobile site still worked.
I don’t have a strong opinion either way on SOPA, but Wikipedia’s blackout was slightly overdramatic in my opinion.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Wait till google and amazon shut down for a day
The internets are not going to take this lying down.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
Yeah, I really need to read the damn thing myself.
I’m not getting the jump between “offshore illegal download sites” and “the entire internets are disappearing oh noes.” I’m not endorsing it by any stretch, I’m just saying I don’t want to go off of what other people are saying about what is apparently THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF LEGISLATION OF ALL TIME EVER.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
Think of it this way
You know how some people post pictures on here from google image search? Well, unless they are their original property they won’t be allowed to do that anymore. And if SBN doesn’t take them down, the government could shut down ATQ or SBN on a whole.
It’s pretty stupid if you ask me.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
Is that actually in the legislation or is just the prospect of where the legislation COULD go?
Again, I’m asking because I want to know, not just to be negative.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
It is the legislation.
It’s not where it could go; that’s the proviso in the legislation.
It’s incredibly, humongously stupid. It’s like the UWDawgpound reaction to the internet piracy.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Have you read the legislation?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
A decent explanation of the damaging language
and
A great applicable review from Stanford Law Review
In addition, DCMA is understandable, and honestly , it’s been fairly effective. but it’s also been abused by the same people who are pushing SOPA and PIPA.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It’s really funny that the author of the bill, Lamar Smith, more or less stole a picture from a photographer and slapped it on his website. Apparently the only work that needs protecting comes out of Hollywood.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
The legislation is pretty draconian. And the problem is most people's interpretations
and lawyer’s interpretations are drastrically different. Lawyers tend to be EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE. And corporate policies are made up by lawyers. So things will go to a handbasket licketysplit, if past experience is any judge. I’m supposed to be on the other side, but I don’t support this legislation.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
Then again
It’d get John “Wiki” Berkowitz banned from the internet in about 15 minutes
GO SOPA GO
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So, what you're saying is a lawyer gets to bill for sending a cease and desist letter.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
That will never happen. They both make too much money off the industries that are pushing sopa and pipa.
IMHO.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Yeah, it really feels like this is much more about finances than freedom of speech
For just about everybody involved. Both sides. Which is fine, but I wish they’d just admit that rather than hiding under the banner of freedom.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Here is a good read on the situation.
http://gizmodo.com/5877000/what-is-sopa
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Meh.
I’m reading the actual bill. I’ve read a whole lot of shouting from both sides, and I don’t really care anymore. I’d rather see what it actually says than hear what people with a financial interest either way have to say.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
But thank you for the link anyway.
I just realized that I sounded rude, and I definitely didn’t mean to.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
What is Wikipedia's financial interest?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
They're not exactly running a charity site.
Or so the banners constantly pleading with me to donate would suggest…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, they are funded completely by donations.
Just like a charity.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
I respected Wiki a lot more
After I became a wiki editor a couple of years back. They really do their best to maintain accuracy and fairness.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
A tough job I'm sure.
I remember the time before the “locking” feature. Yipes.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
And they give all the donations to puppies?
Sorry, I mis-used the word “charity,” apparently. The people who run Wikipedia use the donation money to feed their families and support the economy. I have no problem with this. It’s still “having a financial stake” in the issue, just like I have a financial stake in Oregon’s tax situation since I’m a teacher any my salary would be affected.
Again, I’m not saying they’re wrong in any way, just that they’re not going to be totally unbiased.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
"And," not "any."
Good thing I don’t teach English right now.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
I think the people who run Wikipedia primarily use the donations to keep the system online and available.
Servers and storage and programming for same are not insignificant expenses.
I haven’t seen any financial statements but I’m willing to bet Matt Daddy’s recently removed genitalia that staff salaries are not a large line item in Wikipedia’s budget. Although there may in fact be a journal entry for puppies. Or, since this is teh Internetz, kittens.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Many of their programmers and most of their editors are volunteer, I believe.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
You're betting a lot there man
Just thought you should know
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Puppies and kittens and finances aside, I still don't have an answer to the original question:
Where in the damn legislation, which is irritatingly written, of course, does Wikipedia see a threat? Everything I can find in the convuluted language relates specifically to foreign sites and streaming media, which doesn’t seem like a huge concern for a site that’s pretty dang vigilant about proper citations and the like (and doesn’t use all that much video).
I’m not saying the mean and nasty stuff isn’t there, but I really wish the people against it would use specific quotes so that I could see for myself!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
Basically if any website links to another website that has unauthorized copyrighted material (or allegedly copyrighted material) they could be shut down
One of the primary targets here is file sharing sites, but due to the wording of the bill almost anything is fair game.
But where are you seeing that in the bill?!
I’ve read the damn thing like five times now and I can’t see where that’s the case. I’d like to introduce a bill that all bills have to be written in 140 characters or less. If it’s taking longer than that, get rid of the unecessary stuff and make it plain.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
DNS blocking.
And it’s worded to be impenetrably ambivalent, just like the DMCA and other such bills.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
The absurd thing is that about 1% of the senators actually understand what is going on
The entire bill was basically written by the music and movie industry lobbyists
The Ted Stevens Internet Hall of Shame.
That’s why some of them are hedging now. They don’t want to be remembered as the guy who said the internet isn’t trucks, it’s tubes.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
But where would we get our bacon.
Oh and belly is good and pork chops.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
At the store, duh.
Mmmm, bacon.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
Rather than asking what's wrong with the bill,
ask yourself why it’s necessary at all. Is there some major problem with the internet that we currently enjoy that requires Congressional action to fix?
So there’s some illegal streaming going on. So what? It should be up to the owners of the content to protect it. And in a few years, sites like Hulu and Spotify will be so cheap, convenient, and high-quality that the free market will put the pirates out of business.
I don’t see any need for a new law to regulate the interwebs, and I damn sure don’t trust our Congress to write one.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
But they're losing eleventy-billion dollars a year.
According to their completely unsubstantiated figures anyway.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
Ummm...
Have you spent any time on THOMAS, where the HofR and Senate journals and bills are posted? Very little of their business appears to be particularly relevant, useful, or well-thought-out. Going back to the whole “You’re only required to show up once a year, so spend most of the time tending to your law practices and plantations” thing doesn’t sound so bad. Except for the whole “plantations=slavery” thing.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
Of course it's not relevant.
And it’s hard to get actual business done when you start on your re-election campaign the day after you win your election.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Also a major part of the problem.
The original theory behind the two year term and the six year staggered term is great, but in the modern world, it renders both Houses essentially ineffective.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
And totally isn't socialized medicine in any way.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
I do not spend time on those things, and have no idea what you're talking about.
Are we arguing or agreeing?
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Essentially agreeing, I think.
I’d like to reiterate that I don’t support SOPA, but I also don’t like getting my information only from third parties when I can find things out myself.
Anyway, my point was that very little of what Congress does all day seems to be in the best interest of the country (although it’s very nice of them to commend the North Dakota Bison for their FCS championship win, which they did yesterday). I don’t know why you’d be surprised that this particular legislation isn’t either.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
They represent their constituents very well.
Their constituents are corporations. By SCOTUS definition, corporations are persons. They are very, very well represented.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not the least bit surprised.
I was just saying that, in this case, I’ll rely on my total distrust of government to assume that SOPA is a lousy law, rather than invest the time to fully research it.
I try to be an informed citizen and voter, but there is way too much government and way too many politicians for me to stay on top of. My default opinion is “NO.”
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
You’d probably get people in congress to actually read the fucking bills then.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
For real.
It’s bad enough that concerned citizens form strong opinions on bills without reading them; the guys who actually matter voting without reading them is just pathetic.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
It's not what is explicit in the legislation.
It’s what is implied. The legislation gets the camel’s nose under the tent flap. First the media cartel gets the right to shut down access to foreign sites. You know what happens next.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
No, I don't.
The explicit language says “foreign sites.” Could new legislation be enacted to include domestic sites? Potentially, although there are already plenty of laws affecting that (we’ve all seen what YouTube did to Keeeeeert’s account). My bigger issues with the bill are a) it seems like a massive waste of money to try to track down sites in foreign countries, possible extradite their hosts here for a nice trip through the judicial system, and monitor the whole thing, and b) I highly, highly doubt it would be even a tiny bit effective.
I have no problem with people feeling differently and I may be totally off-base, but based on my reading, that’s my take. The end.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
Because Congress would never extend an existing law to start internal censorship?
Give ‘em an inch, they’ll steal everything you have, including your freedom, and tell you it’s the other guy’s fault.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
Um, you know we have control over whether they keep their jobs or not, right?
This whole “representative democracy” thing doesn’t always work out like it should, but we do still have that power.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
And yet:
Patriot Act.
Iraq
Afghanistan
DMCA
Gitmo. We elected a guy who explicitly and categorically stated he would close the prison there.
Tax-breaks for offshoring American jobs
Subsidies for industries (oil) that post record profits every quarter.
Etc
Etc
Etc
We still have that power? Only getting those Americans who don’t vote (over half of eligible voters on average) to do so will restore the power to the people.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
So who's voting? The robots?
You may not like the way people vote, but it’s still in the hands of the people, even the ones choosing not to vote.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm?
Who is voting? Generally around 45% of registered voters. And the ones who vote? Are split just about 50/50. All those $billions are spent to get a bare 3% of those who vote to sway their way.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, but no one is forcing the 55% to stay away.
They’re making the choice not to have their voices heard. A stupid decision, of course, but still a decision they’re making. The thing is, when the majority swings your way, you’re probably okay with it (I know I am…it’s kind of human nature). When the majority swings the other way, we don’t like it. That doesn’t mean the process isn’t technically working, just that the people who are part of the process aren’t paying attention. Should we make every attempt to get people to be informed, dedicated voters? Abso-freaking-lutely, which is why my students are forced to debate current events often. I still don’t know how the people are being kept out of the process by the corporations, though.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I think that means the process isn’t working. Our voting system is pretty effed up, and actually limits choice.
This guy has some pretty great videos on why our voting alone is broken.
That’s without getting into the actual politics of DC, States, Counties, Cities, etc.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
What other process would work better?
We vote. The person elected by the majority gets to represent us and make decisions. That part of the process is the un-broken part I’m talking about.
Now, how people make those decisions, the willingness to have our choices limited by a 2-party system, etc., is the broken part. Dang, good old GW was right in his farewell address: political parties and foreign entanglements are the devil.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
There are many other voting systems that are far superior. Our actual system of voting is broken, and set up to limit choice. I think that’s a big reason a lot of people don’t vote.
When you have 20-30 minutes, check out those videos, that explain a number of different voting methods, and their pros and cons.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
France has a more participatory model.
More of a “direct democracy.” And they often can’t get anything done at all. Uruguay in the last 15 years are so have been quite the model social democracy, but they aren’t playing in our weight class. They have few of the problems a very large and diverse population does.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
Not necessarily.
The poli-sci folks would probably call me a populist centrist. Folks of my ilk call ourselves pragmatic independents. Neither “side” is especially appealing to me. That’s one of the chinks in the armor of our “democracy.” There shouldn’t be 2 “sides.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
theburningplatform.com
mah favorite political blog.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Totally agree.
Hence the GW Farewell Address reference.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
But if it wasn't a Manichaean setup...
How would we know who to blame?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Actually, they are trying very hard to force those with darker pigment to stay away.
Trying to institute ever-more-difficult barriers to voting. They’re still trying to get past that pesky Civil Rights Act that said they can’t force people to take literacy tests before they can vote.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
Not to mention the poll tax.
Although I get a sense they’d like to put this back into place, only call it a “poll user fee”
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
The legislation isn’t to shut down foreign sites. Foreign sites would not be shut down, exactly, and it isn’t too hard to figure out if a site is in X or Y countries.
What would end up happening is every ISP, domain name registries, registrars, and related server operators in the US would need to be block any search results and offending links to the foreign site.
A simple application of this would be that an offshore based website The Pirate Bay, then any search engine, applicable, Google, Yahoo, Bing would have to censor their results to that site, and any site that is also linking to the pirate bay.
The other tricky thing is, there are essentially two different sets of actions, and the “foreign sites” is only applicable to one, and it isn’t JUST for foreign sites.
(1) the Internet site is a foreign infringing site, is an Internet site dedicated to theft of U.S. property, or is an Internet site that endangers the public health; and
It’s applicable to:
Foreign sites
Any site “dedicated” to “theft” of a US IP. (There could be claims that my photoshop stuff that I’ve done could potentially violate this)
A site that endangers the “public health” (Online pharmaceuticals, AtQ’s going down due to HRD Boner PIlls)
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
From SBN Legal
Vox Media may find our domain names to be the subject of an in rem lawsuit as a result of users posting unlawful video clips. We may find that payment providers proactively turn off payment accounts for any sites that have been the subject of a recent copyright claim, however frivolous. We may find that a service provider decides to redirect our domain names away from our content as a knee-jerk reaction to a single unsubstantiated complaint.
The vagueness of the bill is what scares people. Not from explicit action that can be taken, but from the corner that will be turned that have far reaching implications down the line.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
Isn't that the definition of a charity?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I better check my tax write-offs.
Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
Trying to stall sliding into a police state
is hardly overdramatic.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Man that sucked
Obviously, TDP banhammer descriptor
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
In football news!!!! The SW American has us at # 2 for next year.....
http://theswamerica.com/news/28536.html
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Since today's Greening was such a smashing success,
I say we do it again tomorrow. But since bitter rivals are obviously no fun as far as targets go, I say we do it to a random team that would never suspect it.
Georgia Tech, we’re coming for YOU!!!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Hornets nest stirred up, you did
I stepped into that big steaming pile of dog poo completely ignorant of this prank and quickly caught a warning (but not teh banhammer).
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
You sly dog.......uh oh, that came out wrong.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
crazy that you, of all people, fusky hater to the bone,
are one of the last Ducks standing in the dog pound.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
You have to admit,
it’s pretty funny that Berk’s posting treatises about how reasonable he has been, while still lurking here looking to ban people who weren’t even involved in the harmless prank today.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I actually like John
but when something like this occurs, they get REALLY sensitive.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Before I was banned (second or third round?)
I saw several people ask “the berker” for mod access to help him ban people. He did, at least temporarily, acquiesce. The question is, who came over here and banned people who were not involved?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
That occured to me as well. It might not have been John
It really doesn’t matter. I don’t go there to objectively discuss our relative teams. Mostly I do it to give them shit, although I do try to be amusing and friendly about it. What’s the point of a rivalry otherwise?
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Not really sure why I even joined over there.
I think I may have made three posts in two years, up until today, when it seemed to be in the spirit of the occasion to engage some of their more asshatted members in a relevant dialog. Shame the fuck on me.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I blame Twist
I rec’d his post that called our team cheaters and our fans as lacking in personal hygiene.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
It's one thing to ban those who participated.
It’s an entirely different bird to come over here and “shit disturb” in an effort to find AtQ “condoners” with UWDP accounts to ban. ApE didn’t do anything on UWDP and he was banned. I mean, WTF is up with that?
It also really bothered me that they were banning anyone who had “duck” or duck-related words in their screen names. I’m not Godwining, but that’s really effed up.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Good lord, man, it's only a flesh wound!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
i fart in your general direction!
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
You must cut down the highest tree in the forest with.... A herring!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
She's got huge....tracks of land!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
A newt?
I got better.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
BURN HER ANYWAY!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
What makes you think she's a witch?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. ’Tis a silly place.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I just hit you with a cow.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Why'd you say Burma just then?
I panicked!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
It's "repressed"
My pet peeve, the worst one in the entire world, is people misquoting Monty Python.
I’ll be pretending to ban people who have “Monty” and/or “Python” in their screen names.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Blue..no yellow!
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What... is your name?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
You must live a very charmed, easy life.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
Since mods can see all SBNation moderation history, from what I’ve seen, all bans that I have seen were done by Berkowitz, including those that took no part in today’s festivities.
It really was a bloodbath out there today. I’ve never seen anything like it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
What was the final body count?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
26 Ducks.
1 Husky.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
But that husky is actually a Duck that we made up.
Remember?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
There should be some kind of memorial sidebar for the fallen, shouldn't there?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
If there was an ATQ flag, I’d be standing in front of it saluting.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
We should have a Gadsden flag with the Quack Mamba (snake with a duck's head)!
Instead of “DON’T TREAD ON ME” it should say “I AM MATT DADDY!”
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I fucking love this
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Today, we are all Putzes.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Can we do this for the shirt next year?
With the “U HAZ BEEN A NAU-TEE DUCK” gif on the front?
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I have a design for one.
No. Seriously.
I do. I made it last year, in anticipation for the spring game tailgate, but time ran out before I could get it made.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Pics or it didn't happen!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
In the words of lovemyducks, “Then it didn’t happen”
I have the image file somewhere in my directory, but it’s a huge file.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It's too early for Mardi Gras
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
I joined only to rec posts so I wasn't an active member.
I’m still not, as my 24 hour probation period isn’t up yet.
I wonder if those in “limbo” were banned, or even visible to the mods as “probationary” site members?
My parents believed in me.
Wheel...of....Fortune!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Almost to a thousand posts for today
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I have the perfect solution for the Fusky butthurt
We could settle it on the field.
Oh wait.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Also, to add to complete hilarity,
I wasn’t banned in the course of any of this. I tried to inform that one Fusky about how ALLpurpleEVERYTHING was actually a Fusky himself, (no offense, ApE) and got a warning for my sig.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
Aww, he's cute when he's angry
My Take
I can see the humor in changing every post to green by giving it repeated rec’s. I guess it is somewhat akin to taking a case of toilet paper, and hanging it from every limb of the tree’s in the front yard of somebody you either don’t like, don’t respect, or are trying to get even with.
The fun part for the protagonist is knowing that there is going to be some decent shock value followed by a couple hours of clean up. Why not just come to my house…rung the door bell, and run away.
I sent Jared Light of ATQ a friendly email asking for help after I had figured out (with the help of everyone) what had happened.
John : Hi Jared – We had a large spamming attack on our site today that was instigated by one of your moderators…Matt Daddy. Would you please give me a call before this really gets out of hand?
Jared: John – I’m unavailable over the phone this afternoon. While I’m aware of what happened on your site, I would hardly call it spamming. As far as being instigated by Matt Daddy, it wasn’t. Many of our members have been talking about this for quite a while. For now, I’ve asked my users to not troll your site anymore.
Hmmm….he is aware of what happened on our site but does not have the time to clear it up over the phone…but denies the complicity of Matt…what a bunch of cowards.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
Jared, assuming he’s some sort of account executive, should have obviously hung up on the MacMillan account to deal with this issue.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think it'll be much more "over tomorrow"
in the meantime I’m getting the screenshots ready.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Ready for what?
It’s over. Dude didn’t like it, threw a hissy fit, we stopped. It’s done. Carrying on about it is even dumber. John’s right about one thing, it was very similar to someone toilet papering a house. Although, I’ve never seen someone get so upset about being TP’ed
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm calling SBN legal
Fair enough.
How about this, anyone who wants screenshots can send me an email.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Why would anyone want screenshots?
It was a prank, it’s over. Gloating isn’t cool.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I'm not saying anything about gloating
there were people who missed it and might want to see it. Besides at some point this will be funny again (at least to us).
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
then they missed it. Want to be part of cool stuff that only happens once? Join ATQ.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I meant people who have work or class all day and don't have time until the evening to get online.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
they missed it
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
A transient art form
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
It really isn't the same. I thought people only changed the color of the post?
How is that throwing in something the the person has to remove? This is no way required them to do anything.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
The Wheaton wave was offtopic and annoying
And was certainly spamming that topic. That being said, it was all in one thread and could easily be removed. Just removing that and presumably all the responses to it would have been fine.
But yes, the green would be pretty simple to deal with.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I guess that's the confusing thing to me
There was no need to fix things, right?
I mean, you get rid of the Wheaton waves and then…that’s basically it. The only reason to get rid of the greens is if you’re particularly angry about the site being green, but if you just go ‘hah, you got us’ it takes almost no work and the thing is done.
I don’t recall – did the Auburn and Wisconsin sites do anything different?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
absolutely nothing
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
Ok
Similarly, John Berkowitz is saying that this was done maliciously out of anger or something; it was clearly done as a prank. It’s hard for me to imagine it not being a prank. If someone did that here I’d certainly think it was a prank; it wasn’t done for pure spite or hatred.
Dunno. The 3000 day thing seemed pretty clear the instigator, it’s not like this is done regularly (and now that basically every duck save Old Ducker has been banned over there, chances are it won’t be again), and it was dropped when it got a bit ugly.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Yes, yes he is.
It is like the 5th incident…
…if it was meant to funny that is cool….but it is meant to be mean spirited.
UW Dawg Pound – SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
huskie colored glasses.
We could have shown up on their front door with a plate of fresh baked cookies and they’d call it trolling.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
The ironic (and funny) part
Is that I’ve done more trolling there than anyone. Muaaa.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Update
I have been banned. That makes the second time I have been banned from UwDP for comments I made here.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
That's...sad
Sorry man.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
They are a surly lot
no sense of humor at all. Thank god I didn’t listen to my mom (a lossington grad) and went to Oregon.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Yup.
I gave up on posting when the flaming heated up, as did most of us. Kept rec-ing to the last though. It’s so telling how YOU suddenly are just another poorly-educated hippie yokel from a mediocre junior college to them once they saw you on there. A singularly humorless lot. When the worm turns and they actually win a game, what are the chances their supposed superiority will manifest itself as a hearty “well played game, old chaps!” on their part?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
You know what's really fun?
Rooting for the Ducks. And then talking about the Ducks, UO, and a bunch of totally unrelated crap with the good people on ATQ. And having good-natured “rivalry” banter with other fans. It’s really not worth fretting about the opinions of people who aren’t interested in doing that. Pushing things when they are no longer fun is not fun. Stewing in it is not fun.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Gekko Too
I’m sure John appreciated burning two hours of his day cleaning up the mess
…and then was subjected to accusations of being immature by your compatriots. wonderful. Just TP his house next time.
The ATQ has really devolved in the last year as the snakiness and sarcasm of the younger members has come to dominate the voice of the blog. You guys don’t discuss anything anymore – it’s all riffing, ripping, giffing and inside jokes in between senseless berating of dawg fans at random times. Classy.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We don't discuss anything any more?
Let’s discuss that.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
And since when is berating dawg fans senseless?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, because berating Duck fans never happens over there...
I can’t hate those idiots more than I already do.
They were pricks when they were perennial losers and now even worse while they are winning. The only constant is their idiocy.
I’m so positive, you’ll need AZT later.
by Steen on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Goodness, that's a nice comment in his sig, too.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
I almost spit out my coffee.
Well played.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
I don't understand what they had to clean up. What was the mess? So what if the color turns green?
Their text and words were still there, right? If someone at their site had rec’d their comments, they’d be that color. Right?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Random?
Today was hardly “random.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
The TP metaphor is problematic on multiple levels
And his representation of ATQ is fundamentally incorrect.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
He's saying we're 8th-graders who TP'd his yard.
This after acting like a 5th-grader with his “calling SB Legal” hilarity.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
Oh guys, it’s time to move on. Please let them stew, let them think this was some conspiracy about our secret jealousy, or whatever. Let them vent on their own blog. We can make fun of the situation, it was fun while it was fun but it’s time to move past it and stop fanning the flames of discontent.
We can enjoy the moment, it was a great prank on 3000 day but let’s remember it for that, not for the aftermath and them venting. All they are doing is trying to make it about them when it really is a celebration of us.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
It will be fascinating to see how long they carry their butthurt.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
They've now resorted to calling names
Matt is a baby and Jared is a prick apparently.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
let it go. It’s their cross to bear, not ours. Getting called names on the Internet is not worth defending
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Can we stop the fuskies like Gekko coming over here, then, and pretending to be our friend?
And all the other folks who post there and post here and don’t speak up on our behalf?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
Good lord, why am I bothering? I don't really care.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
Why would we?
Just because they are bothered by behaviors of Duck fans doesn’t mean we have to be bothered by Gekko et al. As long as they have something relevant, funny or interesting to post I don’t see why they wouldn’t be welcomed.
That’s sort of the point, ya know; this reaction isn’t malicious by us. We don’t have to be angry or upset at them or escalate it. we can happily let them be. If they’d like to talk trash about us, that’s fine; similarly, if they’d like to ban anyone who is a duck fan, that’s fine too. That’ll just turn them into Bruins Nation.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I'd rather not spend time chatting, joking with someone who is then going on the Internet
and characterizing me as a riffing, giffing, skank. It’s just weird.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
That's the internet
Control what you can.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I feel bad for you
you were a decent, reasonable contributor there. That was a really bizarre exchange before they bounced you
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
Eh
As I said, it was getting very tiresome posting things that were shot down solely because of my avatar. There were quite a few posters that were good about not doing that – sundodger, gekko most of the time, huskyinexile – but the majority were not, and it’s eventually tiresome to be the target of hatred for that reason.
So I’m done there, and that’s fine.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
But they don't engage in juvenile, bratty behavior.
They said so themselves! They are SO far above such things.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
Just because they got really pissed off about something and responded with an over-the-top reaction doesn't mean we should as well.
One of the reason I like ATQ is that we could care less which team poster root for as long as they don’t make moronic posts. The ban hammer here is pretty lax.
See above.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
They can think what ever the hell they want as their opinion has no effect on anyone besides riling up their own fans.
I would like to think that we won’t go to that level.
Yeah, but this is ultimately a Ducks blog, right? And one would hope the people who
are ATQ regulars at least wouldn’t badmouth us elsewhere, and defend us if they’re posting regularly elsewhere. Anyway, I’ve probably belabored the point far too much already. Just goes to show you really don’t know who really is a ATQ friend and who isn’t.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
BTW, we did do the Wheaton Wave on the Au burn site, IIRC (in reply to your post on TDP)
Oh I agree, but at the same time none of those sites got the wheaton wave either.
Their opinions might have been a little different had that happened
by ppilot on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm just saying we happened to have done it there to, just to be factually correct.
I didn’t actually see any of the Duck comments over at UDP this morning nor the WW. I had quickly looked at a post but most of the comments were husky comments, which had all been turned green. By the time I went there to look at the rest this evening, they were all gone.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah,
I think it would be more like creating a new Russell Wilson spike fail meme similar to the Wheaton Wave and spamming it on the Wisconsin blog.
by Mind of no mind on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
The Rose Bowl happened a few weeks ago. The Wheaton pick happened many years ago.
i.e. Is a husky saying 95-0, a reference to us not having won a RB in 95 years a troll, or your average rivalry banter? I can see how it depends if you think of the person as a troll and mean-spirited. If you think of the perpretators as generally reasonable, fun guys who have a sense of humor and like to indulge in pranks, you may be less inclined to paint it as mean-spirited, as John B did.
Whatever, it is obvious in retrospect it shouldn’t have been done, given the bad blood between the fanbases. I never go to the the TDP (today was the first day I read them) so I don’t know the culture and the people and interactions. I’m also wondering what you’re doing here, now. If we’re such bad people, why do so many huskies post here?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
Well, I didn't like that it made a previous blog post unreadable.
And the Wheaton wave was more annoying for spam than offensive to me. And I was pretty suprised that a mod was leading the charge considering that I’ve been rebuked for suggesting a lesser “prank” and seen others as well on other SBN boards.
But all that aside, I don’t think the majority of atq posters are bad people, and personally, I wish there was a little bit more cross posting rivalry between SBN webpages, so I like that it’s tolerated, and even encouraged here. And I actually enjoy some of the writing on this blog, and have enjoyed a few of the podcasts as well.
by Mind of no mind on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
Err
I wish there was a little bit more cross posting rivalry between SBN webpages
That’s probably going to happen less now, given that basically every Duck fan on ATQ is banned at UDP.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
As far as the Wheaton vs Wilson spike thing....
Yes, it would be much worse given how fresh the wound is, but generally that kind of thing is better recieved leading up to a game, rather than after. But again, for me it’s more annoying due to how much space it takes up (especially when you have multiple going) than it is due to the subject. It’s a funny idea though.
by Mind of no mind on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions
All they are doing is trying to make it about them when it really is a celebration of us.
They know this. It’s exactly the reason they were pissed off (which when it comes to all things lossington), is deliciously easy task to perform.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
ah, OD, you and I need to enroll in the same remedial formatting class..
but I’ll know who to blame when I see fucked up boxed text on Wiki
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Chesterfield had fun on twitter today, I know that.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
He has fun every day.
He posts some Tweets, gets nits picked out of his hair by lady gorillas, and has a snack. Then more Tweets, sex with the aforementioned lady gorillas, then a nap. It’s hard out there for a pimp.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I wouldn’t know. I get all my advice from Jeff and Matt Daddy. After anyone with “Daddy” in their name must be rocking it
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
But Matt Daddy's now an uncredential'd pimp.
Pimp Nation Legal won’t look too kindly on that.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Nah.
Just something about a green initiative and 3000.
Also Axe is going to be in a movie with legendary bassist Stu Hamm.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry if it seems like I'm carrying this on and on and on. I thought I'd stopped.
Until a friend FB messaged me about this one. I swear I’m done now.
Kenny Wheaton is the discount Viagra of the spam world.
by Will Kier on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don't know that that is even supposed to mean.
Are we supposed to solve for X?
Kenny Wheaton is to X as discount Viagra is to Spam
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
He should know better
HRD BONERPILLZ ARE THE DISCOUNT VIAGRA OF THE ATQ SPAM WORLD
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Home Depot should be upset, I think they want to have the largest collection of Husky tools
by echo31 on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
LOL!!!!!!!!!
That’s awesome!
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
Holy shit
What was it like winning the internet? And hey, the fusky folks should be happy, it’s the only taste of winning they’ve had for awhile! (Zing!)
by WeeJa on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Tiger blood. Warlock.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
So it was everything u would have drempt it would be...
Excellent.
by WeeJa on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
So it was everything I would have drempt it would be...
Excellent.
by WeeJa on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Blast!
Thought I’d stopped the typo before it was too late…
by WeeJa on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Heh.
I was going to pile on, but I have a bad case of rec-wrist.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
That'll happen
Totally worth it though
by WeeJa on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
And so as the day wound down....
All was right with the world….for the 3000th day in a row!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now we know why berker was so testy today.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 AM PST reply actions
The irony is that it was available through portals
like www.thefreedictionary.com.
My initials have an invisible umlaut.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 19, 2012 5:39 AM PST up reply actions
I know, I posted a cheat in yesterday's Fix.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Those tweets....ugh
I mean, did they even READ the blackout page? Do they know how to use the interwebz? Complaining about research and homework when every teacher I’ve ever had expressly told me NOT to use Wiki as a source.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
3001 is better than 3000!!!!
Ladies and Gentleman, I’d like to introduce you to your: 2012. Rose. Bowl. Fawkin. CHAMPIONS!!!!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 19, 2012 5:37 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Came in to check new posts from last night,
and by golly my Z key worked pretty good going through all those green posts!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
by MCD Mom on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
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