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It has been one more day that we have been ROSE BOWL CHAMPS

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by webfoot73 on Jan 20, 2012 8:07 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Good morning Rose Bowl Champions!

Had a great dinner at Andina in the Pearl last night. Any of you Pdx ATQers been there before? Sooooo good. I had the duck.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 AM PST reply actions  

I rarely make my way over to downtown, and even less often, the Pearl

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish the Pearl was filled with swarthy pirates like back in the day

instead of Hipsters

“DA PEARL”

"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil

by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Andina's is fantastic

Excellent Peruvian cuisine and the cervices are out of this world.

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

cervices?

Is that service or cerveza? Or some Peruvian delicacy that I missed?

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounded like some sort of OBGYN procedure to me. In a restaurant? I guess I don’t know Peruvian traditions very well.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You know, I was going to make a joke along these lines and I decided it was a bit too crass. What was I thinking? I should know you people better by now.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Says the man making the “eating beaver” joke below…

Besides, I felt my comment was quite clinical in context.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

No no no, I’m not saying YOUR joke was too crass. It’s obviously not. I’m saying I initially thought mine was, but I clearly misjudged my audience. Sorry, that wasn’t very clear.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. No problem.

It’s always good to know who you’re going to perform for. So when you do decide to take the plunge in, you know you’ll be able to walk away leaving everyone, including yourself, satisfied with the results.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume ceviches, as in latin semi raw seafood salad, was where Matt was going

but the dirty jokes are better. In many latin countries a popular is Ceviche de concha, or Conch shellfish. In some S. American countries concha is slang for vagina.

by OregonNYC on Jan 20, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah

So Peruvian sushi then.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Peruvian sushi = vagina?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

those Peruvians have a wonderful way with words

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by webfoot73 on Jan 20, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But you're just fine with it down below...

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Please read the entire thread before commenting.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He was commenting on your… assets.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I see. In that case, yes, down below I have made a larger point.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a gynecologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jan 20, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You had .... Duck?

Shame on you.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not gameday.

/yesifeelvaguelyguilty

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no issues with people eating duck.

It’s delicious.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say it wasn't delicious.

So is veal.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Mmmm…wienershnitzel.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmm… veeeeaaaall…

Been a while since I’ve had that.

Probably not since I went to Gustav’s for mother’s day. The manager felt that he had to come apologize for things being late, and informed us that they were “In the back pounding the veal now – and he was going to go and help them pound the veal himself”

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Frech fried fried in duck fat is pretty damn good

Not to mention Foie gras is pretty much to die for.

Veal makes me drool. but then just about any meat makes me drool.

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by F'n Duck on Jan 20, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Naughty Gorby.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I hadn’t thrust my entry into the innuendo challenge yet. I wanted to put it in before the fervor died down.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It's good to hold off as long as possible.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true

While it can be difficult to hold back, many find the payoff to be a culminating event.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially when properly prepared.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

One has to be careful if one is going to eat beaver...

some of them are very gamey in flavor. ;)

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by M. Fletcher on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard they have no game

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jan 20, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with Benz

I never eat duck.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Rabbit, on the other hand

is amazingly delicious.

15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd

by Brass-billed on Jan 20, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I run over one or two a night. Feeds the owls

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Jan 20, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But but but...

You are what you eat.

"We smoked it all."

by DuckIt on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, where's my rec(s)

/recho

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Green it is!

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like Peruvian, you should try out del Inti over on Alberta in North Portland. equally as good and a little cheaper. there’s also a new Argentinian restaurant opening soon near Lloyd Center called Ox.

Cant wait! Bart Scott voice

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by NEP on Jan 20, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Damn good tapas.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Love it

wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.

by joffthedeckk on Jan 20, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So here is a question for Pdx'ers:

Date night coming up not this weekend but next – I’d like to go to dinner in the Pearl again (last night was a work thing). What recommendations do you have in the Pearl besides Andina?

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

not the Pearl, that’s my only suggestion

by echo31 on Jan 20, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, but I just absolutely can’t stand the pearl

Try the East Side, places like Clark Lewis or Le Pigeon or Country Cat

by echo31 on Jan 20, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

All three are great places

- Le Pigeon is fun delicious, and Noble Rot, jind of kattykorner on Burnside, has a pretty view if you want to have a drink ahead of time;
- Clark Lewis has fantastic food
- Country Cat is delicious and unpretentious, and I kind of adore Montavilla hood, in spite of it being so close to JDH. Pie afterward at the coffee shop on the corner (what’s it called? something political)

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

never been to the coffee shop, and the name has escaped me as well

by echo31 on Jan 21, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in Beaverton

I like to go to the Pearl.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like sushi there is a great place on the corner of.. IDK, 9th and something

Across from that park with the fountains and stuff. Really good.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But I used to live there

and therefore want to go to the Pearl instead.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, Double D

what makes you think you get to eat where you want?

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking that this is not unlike conversations at Casa Daisy

Me: I want to go to dinner in the Pearl next weekend, k?
Mr. Daisy: Why don’t we go to Hall St?
Me: Because I want to go to dinner in the Pearl.
Mr. Daisy: Why don’t we try out that place my brother told me about last month?
Me: Because I want to go to dinner in the Pearl.

The thing that is so cute is his tenacity, God bless him.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Brainwaves synchronized: WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE PEARL?

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

In searching for the hypnotoad gif

I found this really cool collection of 3D Futurama icons.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

She was asking.

We didn’t know she very specifically wanted to eat in the Pearl. Most who ask me, that’s the only place they’ve heard of.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon
Date night coming up not this weekend but next – I’d like to go to dinner in the Pearl again

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgive an uncultured SoCal boy…what is the Pearl? Why is it special to you but seemingly despised by others?

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived in PDX for three years and I didn't get it, either.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just a neighborhood downtown

It’s trendy, so many folks hate it. But there are a ton of very good restaurants there.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you not conform to Hipsterdom! Or something.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Used to be an industrial area in NW Portland.

Blitz-Weinhard Brewing used to be there among other businesses. As they closed, it was slowly taken over by artists and loft-dwellers. Now it’s overrun by yuppies.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I get a bad case of "When I was a kid..."

a friend’s uncle owned Harmon’s Garage up from the Armory. We had fantastic parties there. Live bands – Theatre of Sheep, once, and Matisse Video regularly – and kegs and clouds of weed smoke poring out the windows and no one lived anywhere near enough to care. so I get cranky about the Pearl too

I’m even worse up on NW 21st. I had a two-bedroom apartment there for $95 a month.

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone please disabuse me of my misperceptions...

But it seems to be the Yuppiest Place On Earth. And I’m not just speaking from my small-town Oregon bumpkin standards – from NYC to SF I have never found a more wretched hive of concentrated gaudy Yuppydom. It is the anti-Portlandia. It’s where Portlanders can go to pay California rents and California prices. And so forth.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the gist.

It’s seems to be populated mostly by yuppies, Wieden+Kennedy staff, and people from the ‘burbs who are too lazy to be real hipsters (which…isn’t the WORST thing, I suppose).

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh SNAP!

I got told!

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I said "mostly."

The Daisy Exemption is implied.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no objections to the Pearl

and there are some good restaurants there. It’s just that most of the good places I’ve been to more recently are on the East Side. I wish there were more places to eat in Beaverton.

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because NW is saturated and expensive to operate in.

The newer and more adventurous stuff is happening where it’s cheaper to operate.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You and me both Duck-bro

Hall St. and Mingo are the only worthwhile places in our little neck of ’burbia.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, my apologies.

Most people I know who don’t live in Portland ONLY know the Pearl district, so I give them other options. I made the mistake of assuming when I answered.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was kidding

I recc’ed Le Pigeon etc. I just thought it was funny

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There you are!

Bluehour was tremendous – is it still? I had great meal at Oba once upon a time

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oba is great

I haven’t been there in a long time – something to consider! Thank you.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oba is great. Also, Park Kitchen, although that's over by a few blocks.

Smallish and crowded, but I loved, loved the food.

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sinju is the japanese place I was thinking of.

Corner of 10th and Johnson.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been there - very nice

I always forget that area is part of the Pearl. Was just train tracks and warehouses not so long ago

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Piazza Italia

Really good (you guessed it) Italian food. I think it’s legit too, there is sometimes a crowd of Italian guys watching Italian soccer on the tube.

by Twith on Jan 20, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I once got kissed

by an Italian guy on the street after Italy won a WC match.
Might try this – Maybe I’ll get lucky again.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dessert at Papa Haydn

I got nothin’ on dinner, though.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not in the Pearl

But I like Dragonfish.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite in the Pearl (close though)

But Clyde Common has great food and some phenomenal cocktails.

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by BrewDuck on Jan 20, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You have siblings?

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in the Pearl

But the Olive Garden is amazing.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not in the Pearl

but Red Robin is the shit.

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know where the Pearl is or what’s there, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT EAT THERE AGAIN.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to eat oysters, TAKE OUT THE PEARL FIRST

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Piazza Italia

I’ve only been there once but remember coming out thinking it was the one of the best Italian food place ever with reasonable prices. So authentic that you can barely comprehend the waiters.

by skyo12 on Jan 20, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't stick to the Pearl.

The Pearl ends at the 405. Most of the better places aren’t in the Pearl but up past the 405.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Specifically

Basta’s. Great pizza’s if you want something easy, the gnocchi is amazing, and really good pastas

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

GNOCCHI FTW

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Both great places as well

Or on 23rd head up to the Matador or if you want a really nice night out, go to 26th and Vaughn and Meriweather’s. Thank me later.

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I second Meriwether's. They have one u somewhere on Skyline or somewhere.

Always meant to try the other farmhouse location.

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They are on NW Vaughn, close to Montgomery Park.

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by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

I lived in NW for several years – love the area and the restaurants. Just looking for something different than that this time.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a Montage kind of Wookie!

The mac and cheese with spam is better than any Ewok I’ve ever devoured!

"My carpet is made of velcro."

by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 20, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ewwww.

Mediocre food and terrible service FTW!!!

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen. This is my defense for Del Taco.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm....Del tacooooooo

Im pretty sure they sprinkle crack on their fries. Not sure why burritos and tacos go with fries but they just do.

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by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 20, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Truer words have never been, ummm, growled. I am not a big fan of thick fries, but theirs are scrumptulescent.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Let the Wookie win.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We go places besides the Pearl

But we thought we’d go to the Pearl this time. It’s been a while and having been there last night it made me want to try somewhere new there.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

poor Daisy had to defend her choice of The Pearl at least 700 times … sorry

by echo31 on Jan 21, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't let them get you down, Daisy.

My wife went down there with some friends today. She did note the high volume of hipsters, but found some great knobs for our dresser!

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by Babablockhead on Jan 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out Shiraz Restaurant in the Pearl sometime.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope no-one's being affected by the flooding going on

I live near Corvallis and it’s been pretty horrible, many of my friends’ houses are being damaged from it.

2012 Rose Bowl champions

by ATCQ on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 AM PST reply actions  

There's flooding down in Oregon?

I’m in the Seattle area for school, so we’ve been dealing with Snowpocalypse 2012.

15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd

by Brass-billed on Jan 20, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

We won’t miss out on the flooding up here, it will be here soon enough.

by IslanderDuck on Jan 20, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

We had it dump snow Monday night. Then we had heavy rains and rising temperatures Tuesday morning.

It was also apparently raining at Mt Hood Meadows yesterday too. All that spells out pretty fast rising rivers. Most of the Willamette valley is under flood watch with state of emergency for Benton, Coos, Mario, and Lincoln counties. A car got washed away out of a parking lot in Albany. The father and son survived, but the mother and a 1-year old weren’t so fortunate.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

good ole Mario County … Luigi County is nowhere near as good

by echo31 on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

There should be a Koopa County

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not until there's a Bowser Annex

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

All this bureaucratic nonsense in the Mushroom Kingdom is ridiculous

Hyrule had it figured out centuries ago.

Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.

by GustyJ on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

who would be king of that county?

by echo31 on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know. Probably someone named Gary.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

"Gary?"

“Who’s this Gary character?”

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Wow...

I don’t know how I got this reference…

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

"GARY!"

“There’s a missle in my house!”

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

He is the one with the bra on his head

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Which one?

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Everytime I think about Tony Stark being in this movie

I laugh so freaking hard.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

He's had quite the career.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Snowpocalypse? HAH!

We have had 87 inches of snow so far, and the temperature hasn’t been above -5 degrees for well over a week. I will be so glad to be back down there and know that all that snow will melt soon, and not just pile up over months and months, getting deeper and deeper. Having to shovel your roof (in -5 weather mind you) due to the fear it may fall in, and you call that Snowpocalypse? Indeed.

Too much?

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You live in Alaska

thereby forfeiting your right to complain about snow. Part of your state is in the Arctic circle. Polar bears live there. Complaining about snow and cold in Alaska is like complaining about overcast and drizzle in Oregon, or it being busy and expensive here in NY.

by OregonNYC on Jan 20, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

but it is busy and expensive here in NY. And cold. And snowy (except this winter is mild).

by westspec on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, wtf is with this winter? I guess we're getting a few inches of slush tomorrow

but its been brilliant so far. I was reading a book in the part on Jan 1 (oh and saw a hawk take a squirrel and munch on it in prospect park for a rare city wildlife viewing experience)

by OregonNYC on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm upstate a bit (albany)

It snowed on Halloween and I was so worried it was an omen of lots more to come. But I think its only been 9 inches all winter so far. Very weird. Not like I’m complaining though.

by westspec on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 9 inches?

Sounds above average to me.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Jan 20, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaaa

Damn, you are on fire lately!

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta get some jabs in to the boys, huh!

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You know it!

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's using it sarcastically.

It comes from the insanely over-the-top coverage by the local news stations. Any hint of snow causes them to lose their shit with “round-the-clock team coverage.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Partly sarcastically

turns out Seattle is actually pretty dangerous when snowy. Not JUST because it’s the NW and nobody knows how to deal with this sort of winter wonderland, but Seattle is hilly as a muther hubbard. It’s not so much the snow, it’s the slush that re-freezes at night and turns the entire city into an ice rink filled with bumper cars.

15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd

by Brass-billed on Jan 20, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly what happens in Portland.

Except that the streets in Portland weren’t designed by acid-tripping chimpanzees.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember.

Like I said, only in Seattle for school. Portland’s my hometown. I’m sure everyone remembers this wonderful driving gem? (skip to 1:20 for maximum hilarity)

15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd

by Brass-billed on Jan 20, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The monkees would have done better.

There’s actually some history behins it; some of the early pioneers had differing views on street layouts, and both started building . . .

It’s a mess, and it goes up & down the STEEP hills and around the water.
Many parts of the city are very attractive’ the traffic is a mother b*tch.

by HuskyInExile on Jan 20, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They had TWO chances at it!

And ’frisco managed to build a grid, as well as most of the other Bay Area towns.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don’t say that word.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm...I didn't SAY anything.

But if you want me to refrain, you need to be more specific.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

probably "Frisco"

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FRISCO FRISCO FRISCO

it is a great nickname. Own it, I say

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Rhymes with Crisco.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It's stupid.

So is “San Fran”. You know what it’s called? The City.

Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!

by Takimoto on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

By the Bay.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To locals, it's just "The City".

As in, “It’s Friday night, and Imma go get hella drunk in the City.”

Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!

by Takimoto on Jan 20, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived in San Jose in the 90's.

We used to go up to “The City” to get good food and wander around Haight St.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I've noticed that before too.

It’s actually true. Every time I’ve been in the Bay Area I’ve noticed that people there don’t say San Fran or anything; just The City.

Things like that.

by qrsouther on Jan 21, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I am recommending this post because it is the unvarnished truth.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No

NYC is “the Big Apple.”

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions  

NY

is a state.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just going to say what you said Matt

everyone that lives in any burbs say “the city” when going into town, but there is only one “The City”, and that is NYC

by OregonNYC on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

"A City"

I hate that nickname. San Pancho is my only Option B

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a nickname

not used by the locals.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The same way Albany's nickname is

“Dear god, what’s that smell??? Roll the windows up, and hurry!” Or at least it used to be. RIP pulp mill.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is funny

Years ago there was a sign just north of the paper mill by the freeway. It said, "Welcome to Linn County, gateway to Outdoor Recreation.

Some prankster had blocked out a few letters so it read, “gateway to Odor Creation.”

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That's also funny

because when you’re driving 118 mph, Outdoor Recreations looks just like Odor Creation

The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal

by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And when you've smoked it all,

signs are just, confusi…

Mmmm, doritos!

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess what?

Not a local. The day 50% of announcers and news types pronounce “Oregon” correctly, I’ll gladly shed my laziness and type out the whole name.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OCCUPY THE ANNOUNCERS AND NEWS TYPES!

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This happened to me last year.

Lewis and Clark is on a pretty big freaking hill. From where I would normally park my car, I had to walk up a neighborhood road where the roadway was literally an unscalable ice sheet. Once I had crawled up the shoulder, the sidewalk the rest of the way was also literally frozen over – I had to cling to the guard rail for dear life (when there was one) and pull myself along, hoping not to slip and break something.

All in all, great fun.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was scoffing, not whining.

Well, maybe whining a little, but scoffing mostly.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jan 20, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

My buddy is stuck in Anchorage until Saturday because of ice and snow in Seattle. Its 0 degrees with feet of snow in Anchorage and 30 degrees warmer with inches of snow in Seattle.

Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt

by Pelhament on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lot of snow for Arkansas.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of the rivers are 8-10 feet above flood stage. Its been pretty crazy. Super low temps with lots of snow followed by a lot warmer temps and record rain.

Some of the rivers are higher than they were in the ‘96 floods. Needless to say I won’t be fishing for a while… Normally, I do a ton of fishing in Winter but the last few have started with the water too low and cold and then all of the sudden they are blow out and chocolate.

Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt

by Pelhament on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

I thought I outgrew reply fails… Apparently not.

Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt

by Pelhament on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Reply fails are like innuendos:

You never actually grow out of them and if anything, they get funnier the older you get.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

via our favorite Bay Area sports media journalist:

There has been no decision on the future of the basketball tournaments, although I expect the situation to be resolved before this season’s event in Staples.

Placing the men’s and women’s events in Las Vegas on a permanent basis is a distinct possibility, but if the league opts for a rotation model, you probably won’t see the tournaments in Oregon or Arizona anytime soon.

Neither state submitted a bid, according to a Pac-12 source.


http://blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2012/01/17/pac-12-conference-updates-on-the-leagues-business-affairs-2/

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jan 20, 2012 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

Here’s the video that will be shown at halftime tomorrow.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Goosebumps

Especially when the singer comes in during DAT’s run.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What is that song?

Fast violin goes really well with our offense, for some reason.

by Twith on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always thought of Oregon's offense

like Charlie Daniels “Devil Went Down to Georgia”

The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal

by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it.... But a rock version:

Iron Maiden- Aces High http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO6giM9UAv0

"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil

by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

I think I’ll watch my RB replay again today. It’s probably going to make me sad for DT though.

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Seeing CK jump up and down never gets old.

by BayAreaDuck on Jan 20, 2012 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

OT: It's been a good day, and a bad day.

Good news: Lamar Smith has suspended his SOPA bill indefinitely.
Bad news: Legendary singer Etta James passed away this morning.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

It's sadly ironic that the song that pops into one's head at the mention of Etta James is "At Last."

Good news about SOPA, though. Won’t be long before they give it another try.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course. I can – to an extent – agree that piracy is a problem. The proposed legislation have not been the solution. And as long as we have representatives and senators that are referring to people who do understand how it works as “nerds” and not “experts”, and differentiate “a virtual world” and a “real world”, we’ll never get effective or reasonable legislation.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But the internet is a series of tubes

no need for understanding technical mumbo jumbo to understand some tubes

by OregonNYC on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MATERIAL

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because the proposed legislation was essentially written by the content providers.

“Senator, we’ve taken the liberty of writing up a draft bill that we would be happy with.”

“That looks fine. Write the check out to my campaign.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how our representative democracy works

Very few elected officials have their own voice, but rather merely act as mouthpieces for the corporate interests to which they are beholden. SHIT SUCKS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And that really is sadly ironic. But luckily that song is pretty timeless.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Soooo apparently CK is in home with Shaq Thompson today

I want.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

I hope his pitch involves the number 3000 in some fashion

Shaq can go to UW and lose a lot or he can come here and win a lot.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bodyspray doesn't need links or proof.

He has teh twitters!

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

or a paywall

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Riiiigggght

Double secret hearsay.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you in Chip’s office right now going through his day planner? You better get the fuck out of there before security shows up!

by JonathanPDX on Jan 20, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Shhhh

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the new sig!

How do you like it? It’s still making me LOL.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it!

And now you owe me a dime every time you post. :P

Glad it’s making you laugh, it made me laugh too. And I’m probably banned from the Dawg Pound for it.

by JonathanPDX on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like it is down to UO/UW,

With Cal a long ways off in third place. Hopefully he doesnt follow Lupoi to the University of California at Berkley at Seattle.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Jan 20, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

please, please be the university of california at Eugene!!

"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.

by Quacker Backer on Jan 20, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Give me Armtstead

please god. He is the one dominant defensive lineman that is between us & winning a natty. What kind of crap is it that a school has to ALLOW someone to leave(Armstead’s bro) ?

"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil

by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

It hasn’t been the defensive line that has been a problem in the big games. It’s been the offensive line.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 20, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That being said...

…there’s nothing wrong with having giant, athletic defensive tackles join our team, no?

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Offensive line woes/prospects/anxiety

So the RG had this as the projected OL depth chart:

LT: Ryan Clanton, Sr.; Kyle Long, Sr.; Tyler Johnstone, RFr.; Andre Yruretagoyena, RFr.
LG: Carson York, Sr.; Mana Greig, Jr.; Jamal Prater, RFr.
C: Hroniss Grasu, So.; Karrington Armstrong, Jr.; Hamani Stevens, So.
RG: Nick Cody, Sr.; Trevor Fox, Jr.
RT: Jake Fisher, So.; Everett Benyard, Jr.; James Euscher, RFr.; Matt Pierson, RFr.; Brandon Thomas, So.

Along with our WR and kicking core, this is of the most concern heading into next year.

I don’t really have a feel for how Clanton really did. I’m worried about York’s being out for rehab. Hroniss was good as a freshman rookie, but not outstanding (I am open to being corrected here). Cody’s play wasn’t memorable. So this is going to be a crapshoot and I don’t know what to expect. What do people think, how good is this unit going to be, and will it get us past PAC-12 foes, into the RB?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Weems was very inconsistent this year.

I’m actually looking at Clanton as an improvement. All of the starters and at least a few of the 2s got regular action this past season.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I'm only going to agree with that a little. He had a few 'itchy' penalties but over all, I thot he was powerful and precise.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And we have a pretty good group already for the next couple years.

It would be great to get some dominant D-linemen for the future, and I’m sure they could contribute sooner than later, it’s not like we’re in bad shape for the next several years with Heimuli, Keliikipi, Ebert, Hart…

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Also,
Cedrick Poutasi (Las Vegas ): 6-5, 320 pounds. Committed to Utah in December but has been interested in Oregon for a long time. Ranked as the No. 7 offensive guard in the nation.

I <3 samoans. The more the better.

"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil

by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Mmmm… That looks tasty.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Frozen Samoas

Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt

by Pelhament on Jan 20, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm

dank

"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil

by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross. Worst Girl Scout cookies out there.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The shredded coconut ruins the entire thing.

Tagalongs, Trefoils, Thin Mints…all far superior.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED AGAIN

Although I agree on the Thin Mints.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I found a recipe for Samoa bars that I made for Christmas. They were delish!

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they were! I’m just against shredded coconut on anything. The taste is meh, but mostly I just can’t stand the texture.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not much for coconut either,

but toasted is OK.

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

Texture is a big thing for me. (IN FOOD. TNOTWSS)
I don’t like lobster for the same reason.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmm, lobster!

I love seafood. Probably dungeness crab is my favorite though.

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by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What I miss the most about living in Newport

Five minutes from bringing home a fresh caught live crab, a loaf of fresh bread and a fresh mason jar of Rogue Brutal Bitter.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to work for Bumble Bee,

I remember bringing home live dungeness (was going to say crabs but I am not setting anyone up) to cook. If I remember correctly I had to pay less than $1/lb.

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by MCD Mom on Jan 20, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a little more than that now

I also miss the once a year sales at the parking lot at Clark’s when they would bring in whole halibut during season and sell cuts off them for next to nothing, like $3.50/lb iirc. I’d freeze up a bunch of fillets and eat grilled fish tacos all summer.

Can’t find halibut in the valley for less than $13 now. Which means I don’t eat it.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Get me a DAT claudograph and

I will get you a buttload of halibut.

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by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Claudograph?

You kids and your lingo.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Workaholics

/getwithit

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by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, I can't watch everything, man

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

but this is the show

above allllllll shows, man! For real.

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by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen that show

and I think I would need to change my handle to 420NYC to enjoy it that much

by OregonNYC on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

thats a real loose butthole move of you

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by 420Phenom on Jan 21, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

total loose butthole

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by Pelhament on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I've always loved the Newport waterfront.

Nice blend of industry and recreation. The Whale’s Tail was a great restaurant there, but I think it closed down a few years ago.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It did? That sucks

Lots of good restaurants have gone under, and yet Mo’s continues to sell its wallpaper paste.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Before the indian casinos

The Piptide had blackjack tables upstairs. Sometimes on friday after work, when I was single, I’d drive over there and open up a table. I remember one time my only customer was a dislikeable drunk. He made the most stupid plays possible and cleaned me out. I left seriously pissed off.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tidal Raves in Depot Bay

If you’ve never eaten there, please do. Beautiful restaurant right on the hill looking into Depot Bay. You can watch whales, and have one of the nicest seafood meals of your life.

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yah, but it's in Depoe Bay.

I don’t know where Depot Bay is, but you can probably get there by bus.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, look who's Out of Africa!

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by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually still in Africa, just have better internet connection now.

Climbed Kilimanjaro with my wife who has no mountain climbing experience, so proud of her, what a badass.

On safari we saw at least 3 ligers (or better, actually).

Now off to the white sand beaches of Zanzibar and sampling of as many East African liquors as possible.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 21, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Crabbing and fishing (and mussel harvesting) is something our group tries to do at least once a year. Well, except for the ones who get seasick. They stay at the cabin and play board games and drink cocktails.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I love staying at the cabin and drinking,

I hate being the “seasick guy”. I want to go out crabbing, but I just end up puking all day. No bueno.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the fellas insists on going out on the boat every year.

Poor bastard. He does fine in the little Seaswirl puttering around the bay hauling crab pots, but when we go on the charter out in the swells, it’s game over.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey that's me!

Are we more than just online friends?

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with both of you.

Raw coconut? Yum. Shredded coconut? Punch me. And crunchy things in something soft, or vice versa? No thank you. Texture is probably a bigger factor than it should be in how I choose food.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Jan 20, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Texture is also the main reason I don’t like refried beans. I’m fine with the taste of coconut in things. It’s not my favorite, but it’s not bad. Just shredded…shudder.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Texture is probably a bigger factor than it should be in how I choose food.

Me too! I’ve often thought that I would have made a terrible cavewoman. I am really a wimp about food.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Look up Food List Challenge on facebook

for a list of 100 rare to exotic foods to test your adventurousness. Living in asia and being open to most things gives me an 88 out of 100. Not sure if it can link out of fb but here

by OregonNYC on Jan 20, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I had 56, although I would say I would probably try just about anything on that list. Of the 44 things I haven’t had, probably 35 are because I’ve never had the opportunity.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

51

I wouldn’t try everything on that list. Not even.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but come on

rare to exotic? Hostess fruit pies are on that list.

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by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you looked at the ingredients? Exotic doesn’t begin to describe it. Those things are a miracle of modern chemistry.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

60

But not proud of at least 20 of those.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Casu Marzu on the list?

Or Surströmming?

If either is missing, that isn’t a comprehensive list.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't want you to be starved for Casu Marzu.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha....?

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So of course, I had to go google it. Thank god the Wikipedia blackout is over

because I now know there are people who like to eat white worms, OMDG!

Casu marzu (also called casu modde, casu cundhídu in Sardinian language, or in Italian formaggio marcio, “rotten cheese”) is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae. It is found mainly in Sardinia, Italy.

Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese’s fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from Latin for “tears”) seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 millimetres (0.3 in) long.1 When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not.

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez, this sounds like something in a cornvalley cafe...

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve seen that before. I don’t understand other people sometimes.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god I've had that

a friend in NY is a cheese sommelier and brought out 25 exotic cheeses at a party. This was not the worst one was a sheep cheese that was, I kid you not, rolled in cow dung. The dung, reinforced with straw, was allowed to dry around the cheese, creating the a sort of rind. The cheese itself was aromatic with this. Like $90 a pound

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

SEE GORBY!!! LOOOK AT THIS!!

I KNEW YOU WERE WRONG BUT WASN’T SURE HOW TO PROVE IT BUT HERE IT IS I DON’T NEED ANYTHING FURTHER. CASE CLOSED.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Jan 20, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged for starting a conversation that we’ve already had before

oh and Samoas are still the best girl scout cookie there is

by echo31 on Jan 20, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey. if we weren’t allowed to rehash old conversations, this place would look like House of Sparky most days.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

x

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by omb on Jan 20, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets get F*ing real

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by 420Phenom on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit just got real, yo.

But really, if your name is any indication, I feel ya. Those look really good right now.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

New Commit! of sorts

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2012/1/20/2720529/steve-sarkisian-tosh-lupoi-washington-huskies-cal-football#storyjump Can’t get link button to work

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by TwistNHook on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
.

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

...Can we rescind our scholarship offer?

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He might try as a walkon.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be funny to have him write Oregon articles for a week.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

We'd win the Fulmer Cup!

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that would be amazing.

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by Quack Addict on Jan 20, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The fusky hate here makes me happy.

Also, how wonderful is it that fuskies are calling members of other blogs “crybaby bitches”?

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

"Here" meaning

CGB

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't imagine why....

Maybe it’s your screen name? Btw, I’ve affectionately nicknamed you “Neidermeyer.” He was, after all, shot by his own troops in Vietnam.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought AllPurpleEverything was Neidermeyer.

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by CougarDuck on Jan 20, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I thank you for your service. I assure you, no offense was meant.

The likeness is more about him being shot by his own troops, rather than him being a hard on.

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that we want you shot, HuskyinExile...er, all things considered, perhaps

another nickname would be just as well..how about the husky over here?

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Psssst!

I’m not sure if you know this, but he’s the banned fusky.

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 1:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually the exile name a couple years ago.

It’s simply about living a long ways from home; in Florida now.

by HuskyInExile on Jan 21, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How about John B.? He smiling yet?

/hegonnarevokeallthebogusbans?

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No way. That would be a sign of weakness.

Then again, it might be an honor for him to emulate his favorite team’s defense.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I also want to add that Chip Kelly looks HORRIBLE in Purple.

(not that anyone ever does.)

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 20, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

does what?

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

.....too....scary.....

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Colorado is going to drop their offer – fast.

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by JShufelt on Jan 20, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But Don Bosco Prep, in Ramsey, N.J., is a Catholic school, so they can do pretty much whatever they want.

Kids today. Always taking the first amendment for granted, and never appreciating its limits until it’s too late.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids People today. Always taking the first amendment for granted, and never appreciating its limits until it’s too late.

Fixed that for you. I continue to be amazed at how many adults think that just because you can’t be arrested for saying something due to your right to free speech, that it means you can’t be fired or have it held against you in some way. There is a huge difference between your right to not be arrested for something and there being no repercussions for saying it.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 20, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

BINGO! Thank you!

i was just fretting about replying. i tend to come off too harsh.

"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.

by Quacker Backer on Jan 20, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

speech, in court, is just about the best proof of ‘intent’ you can get.

"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.

by Quacker Backer on Jan 20, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for quack

I just looked at some LMJ Highlights.

What a special special running back he is. He just just so elusive and it amazes me every time you think that he is getting 2-3 yard gain and it appears he is running into a wall of guys, he just pops out for another 4-5.

Kenjon is a very speedy back, but this is one thing he doesn’t have that LMJ has. Maybe they can spray him with pam before the games…

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Jan 20, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

This must be a joke. Right?
@indystar Sources: Colts expected to interview Jim Tressel for head coaching job

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

I'm too confused by this to laugh.

“Jim Tressel” and “generational quarterback prospect” won’t compute.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not surprised by this. Conservative coach in a conservative league. He worked with them in some capacity after he served his “NFL suspension” and he’s pretty much blacklisted from coaching at the college level. I’m not saying he’ll get the job, but he’s earned the right to interview with his coaching resume and is currently a part of their organization.

by INducktrination on Jan 20, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

For all the talk about Chip Kelly's "system" not translating to the NFL,

Tressel’s systems often seemed just as far removed, only to the opposite end of the actual production scale.

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by omb on Jan 20, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Phew
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe he can bring in Regis as defensive coordinator.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This could be Darron's greatest legacy.
"After Nate left, me and Darron got a lot closer," Bennett said. "He always shared his ideas and thoughts on, really everything that goes on here and what you have to do as the starter. He was a good role model.

The guy was a competitor. Hopefully the QBs that follow can carry on the tradition of hard work and strong leadership, on and off the field.

"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Jan 20, 2012 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

Darron reminds me of The Gladiator in the movie.

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by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we're on the subject of restaurants...

Can anyone suggest something good in the Salem or Albany area?
Seems like Corvallis sucksville in the food choices dept.

Portland is a little far for an impromptu dinner with the wife on short babysitter notice.

by BigMacDuck on Jan 20, 2012 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

Salem: Word of Mouth

Albany: There’s a great donut shop there somewhere as I recall

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a Hungarian restaurant in Albany called Novak's

It’s been many years since I’ve been there, but it was good. And there are recent good reviews on yelp.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Where's Joel Palmer House?

it is amazing, but I think in Dayton or something. Aight, I’ll googlit

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Dayton

If you’re into mushrooms that’s definitely a good place.

Don’t know about driving out there this weekend though, given the current conditions. It’s kind of wet.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that's like 50 miles from Cornvalley, right?

Lots of mushrooms, yes, butI had scallops there once that ruined me for scallops anywhere else

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 20, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a bit of a hike from the Corv, to be sure.

It’s about a half hour from Salem.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a place called Bentley's in Salem that isn't the worst food around.

That’s as high of praise as I can give. They do have a Five Guys now, though.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Bentley's = hotel food

Menu hasn’t changed in six years. Bar is pretty nice though.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Salem.

That’s why I mentioned Five Guys. I try to go to Salem as little as possible.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.
I try to go to Salem as little as possible.

Oh, wait.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard awhile back that Salem was surrounded on all four sides by reality

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Strange. I thought it was impossible for something to surround nothing.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Like a vacuum tube?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

More like a vacuum cleaner.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To clarify

If state government is the vacuum cleaner, Salem is its bag.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The the movie, The Cleaner.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Think the movie, The Cleaner

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Victor?

There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST

by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 20, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The legislature, the lint.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 20, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Need I remind anyone about the value of lint?!

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I might take shit for this

but so is Eugene. Just for different reasons.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but in Eugene it's because everybody's stoned.

Salem is wasted in an entirely different way.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and there are two main reasons, imo

1) The growth of the state government destroyed some of Salem’s most beautiful old neighborhoods.

2) The front street bypass destoyed a lot of really nice old industrial buildings. If they existed today it would be Salem’s Pearl District.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but given the pace in which they are developing the old Boise Cascade property

They almost certainly would have fucked up Salem’s Pearl District.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get that either

That waterfront park is a wasteland. Who needs it when you have Minter Brown a couple of miles away? It would be a lot better if it were sold to private developers.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Minto.

And Minto-Brown is out of the way for most people.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

At the time they did that, there wasn't the type of population to make a "Salem Pearl District" worthwhile.

It’s still a stretch to get 5 good restaurants open at one time there.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mexican food

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

IFYPFY
are you saying that because you’re not sure if they have a Ruby Tuesday? Applebee’s?

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Block 15 in Corvallis is awesome, great beer, burgers and hot wings! (not that I’ve ever been to that beaver loving hell home)

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by DamienS on Jan 20, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If in Corvallis

Stop at Bombs Away for the nachos and great beer selection, Local Boyz for hawaiian meat and rice, Evergreen for great Indian (the Corvallis was the original, opened a satellite in Eugene), Block 15 has decent food and a great selection of proprietary micro beer, Nearly Normals if you want a good vegetarian restaurant (it’s very Eugenian), you could go for great pizza at either American Dream or Woodstocks (get it with salmon if at AD), La Roquita if you want great authentic mexican food (we’re talking from-a-cart quality, but with walls!)… and that’s the cheaper end. For a spendier dinner, there’s a pretty good selection of fancier restaurants down on the 1st street waterfront, if it hasn’t been washed away yet. And I’ll reiterate Evergreen for its very, very good Indian food.

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by omb on Jan 20, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

In Albany

this place is terrific. http://www.novakshungarian.com/

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Salem has good food...

you just have to look for it.

Word of Mouth (as Benz said) is great.
Willamette Burger Company
Venti’s taphouse (great beer selection)
Adam’s Rib
Caruso’s (technically in Keizer) is really great Italian
Fuji Rice Time has good sushi and yakisoba for relatively cheap.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Venti's is disappointing.

The food is very inconsistent, no attention to detail. The service is sub-par. Last time I went I had overseasoned chicken (even then, one piece would be overly salted, another wouldn’t), mushy, pasty rice (should NEVER happen), and waited 10 minutes for even a glass of water, much less an actual drink. To be specific, this is the Taphouse in S. Salem, not the one downtown which I’ve never been to.

Fuji Rice is fine.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Venti's Basement (downtown) is one of my favorite after-work hangouts

Great beer selection and the best sweet potato fries in town, maybe in the state. I haven’t been to the one in south Salem yet so can’t speak to its quality, but I have heard similar complaints locally. Maybe just new restaurant growing pains.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely part of the problem

It’s the same growing pains WBC went through when they moved from one their tiny burger shack to a regular sized restaurant. They’re much improved (Venti’s that is) now. Food is still a little iffy…but I’ve never had a bad felafel there. I love the basement atmosphere more than the taphouse, but they always do last call at like 10pm during the week. Annoying.

One of my favorite beer places in town is F Stop Fitzgerald.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well considering Salem rolls up and goes to bed at 9pm

10pm is late nite extravagance.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuji Rice Time

I can’t get out of there for lunch without spending over $20. It’s not that it’s expensive, I can never get by on one or two items. So I only go once or twice a month. Great sushi though, best in town.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco

$1.50 hot dog and drink.

I kid.

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Membership has its privileges

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, at most of the ones down here, you don’t even need to be a member.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man! I don’t know how I get away with it.

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I'm for 'em!

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I miss Mitch Hedberg.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

I always saw him as a poor man’s Steven Wright.

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Every picture is of you when you were younger.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought an ant farm once.

Those fuckers don’t grow shit.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I do it all the time...

Hehe

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are funny and entertaining.

Are you always this cheerful, or only after a Rose Bowl Win?

I intend a little irony, but no hate; if my Huskies can’t get to the Rose Bowl then I want whoever is representing the Pac to win. Congrats!

by HuskyInExile on Jan 20, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Nah, we're usually pretty upbeat

just don’t try to knock D&D or put fruit in your beer cause then we’ll have to take you out back

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by axemen23 on Jan 20, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

In that scenario, nobody’s happy.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Usually we’re pretty laconic.

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by kalon on Jan 20, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

also

be careful posting over here. You could be banned…(at UDP)

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by kalon on Jan 20, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually regret that, but for the record I'm not doing so well at understanding local rules.

The CGB guys have me thoroughly confused.

and John does maintain a very civil tone at the Pound, amongst us as well.

by HuskyInExile on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

in bowl season, all bets are off. All Pac-12 wins or bust.

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by dvieira on Jan 20, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, like, that's your opinion, man.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I find my day to day life is a lot better around bowl season because generally Beaver fans are rooting for Ducks, Ducks are giving Beavers advice on how to enjoy the holidays and we have no SEC fans at work

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by dvieira on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a lot of friends that are Beaver fans

And they don’t root for the Ducks. Any time.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I draw the line at rooting for uw during bowl season.

The other ten teams I’m ok with.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel the same way

I even rooted for fUCLA this year. Went all-in with Cal, too. That was my pre-Rose Bowl amp up

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife's family is all Beaver fans, and they take much, much more joy in any Duck failures than they do in Beaver successes.

Not that there are very many of those.

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by CougarDuck on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I root for the Bavers and uw to lose. I’m cool with everyone else in the Pac 12 winning. I actively root for UCLA (the team I grew up rooting for). I also tend to mildly support USC when I’m around my friends who are alums (although secretly I wouldn’t mind if they lost).

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Any of my fellow Salem Ducks...

survive the floods? I’m right near Mill Creek, but I was really lucky.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

It was really bad last night

But the river crested early this morning; my street is all dry now. Everyone still has their has surrounded by sandbags though as we all are anticipating another round here.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

There are benefits to living in the hills south of town

If I get flooded out we are all in trouble. Has been difficult getting to work this week though (lots of flooding near the airport).

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m on 19th SE right near Mill Creek. I walked down about a block yesterday and was just shocked at the difference. I’m pretty lucky that our house is up away from the street a bit, so it would have needed to rise quite a bit to reach the basement windows of our house. The scene near Muchas on State was just crazy to see.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard it now has a river running through it.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My grandparents lived not far from you

across the street from Richmond Elementary.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

During the summer my wife and I walk down that way every night. It’s a great area. I much prefer older homes.

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by kolson82 on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

When I was married I lived in a roomy house built in 1921 in the Hollywood district of Portland. I loved it.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here in south salem

Thankfully there was no real flooding here.

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by TheGreatMon on Jan 20, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's pretty bad if you get out of town a ways

Around Ankeny for example… Fortunately, not a lot of housing out there.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Minto-Brown is almost completely submerged

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh really?!

Actually, I suppose I can’t be too surprised, I just didn’t drive by it today.

It’s only a few blocks away, but it was more downtown and north salem street closures that affected me today.

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by TheGreatMon on Jan 20, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I drive by it twice a day (at least)

I live down River Rd past Croisan Creek. Which is finally open again. For now

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It amazes me sometimes that after growing up in Corvallis,

and along the way becoming somewhat to very familiar with the Portland area, the Eugene area, Bend, Ashland, Klamath Falls, most of the Coast, etc, etc, really most of the state, I basically know nothing about Salem. It’s like a giant black hole in my Oregon knowledge.

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by omb on Jan 20, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm the same way, and I've lived here for six years now.

There’s no there there.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The irony

is that whoever laid out the streets must have thought that Salem would grow into a major metropolis. The downtown streets are very wide. I can’t think of any in Portland that are wide enough for four lanes of traffic and diagonal parking on either side like State Street.

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by Old Ducker on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that's one good thing you can say about Salem

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But they forgot to build any thoroughfares. It's a tough town to get around.

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by CougarDuck on Jan 20, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there's the Salem Parkway

Which was supposed to be Interstate 305, a direct shot to a new bridge over the river near hwy 22. It died the same death by avoidance as the West Eugene Parkway, but at least they built part of it.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not uncommon.

In Portland, there’s only one reasonably efficient way to go N to S in the central east side, but 39th still doesn’t make it all the way through to say Lombard. Other than that, you have to go all the way up to 82nd or down to the MLK/Grand couplet.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

"39th"

/thatsracist.gif

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm so glad you got that,

cuz I’m drunk and I was kindof regretting posting it

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't feel bad

Some of us still think of MLK in Eugene as Centennial.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

As it should be.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it still Centennial in Springfield?

I had to spend some time in the ’field in August, and I thought it was still Centennial.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

Centennial blvd has been renamed?

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by Old Ducker on Jan 21, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Back to food for Daisy

Why limit dinner to one place? I recommend an evening route.

Jakes for martini’s > Andina’s (no duck, have the server bring an assortment of tapas and visit the wine cellar > Mary’s Club > Hung Far Lo’s > Voodoo Donuts > Back to Hung Far Lo’s if needed.

by WAduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so glad Hungs is still around

It was the best Chinese place in town when I was at Reed in the mid-70s.

I have an old Oregon program from the 30s, from a game in Portland, and it has an ad for Hung Far Low. Which may make the oldest sponsor still in operation (except I don’t think they’ve been a sponsor for a few decades).

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Reed


I hope Oregon wasn’t playing Reed.

by WAduck on Jan 20, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

Reed would not stoop so low as to play organized American football.

Rugby, on the other hand, was very popular, as it was a good excuse to drink beer during daylight hours.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn right.

And controlled by Commies!

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by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Mary's Club?!

If you’re going that route, may as well start at the Acropolis. At least the steaks are good.

I once saw an “entertainer” at Mary’s with ONE ARM. For reals.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mary's Club.

Or as I like to think of it, “Hey, Santeria sure has good tacos. What a pleasant dinner! Think I’ll go to the restroom… wait WHAT?!?!”

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 20, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It's pretty amazing

that they’ve been able to survive and not get booted out of downtown

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They are the least of the troubles downtown

albeit, in a prominent spot on Broadway. Poor Portland Outdoor Store, which once had the fantastic Red Sea and charming Zorba’s for neighbors, now has some skanky nightclub and this ratty-ass all ages strip club. a shame

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 2:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved the Red Sea

Spent many a night there and the Lotus pre-rugrats.

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by daisyduck on Jan 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That's pretty funny

I’ve got to check this place out, never been.

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by gamedaytribe on Jan 20, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't bother. Unless you're drunk downtown and need to kill some time.

There are so many other—significantly better—clubs in Portland.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit?

I don’t get around Burnside much but I could swear I saw it there a few years ago. Oh well..

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Might not have been 10, but at least 6 or 7 years ago.

Food was average but they served the strongest drinks west of Sewickly’s.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If anybody just watched the end of the Clipper/TWolves game

Kevin Love is still a prick.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

Apples don't rot far from the tree.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Benz

You enjoying a beverage this evening?

I’m rolling a Dark & Stormy.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Finishing off a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau

Despite being red it goes well with the paella.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a little fancier than me.

I’m pretty happy I just finished my bottle of Sailor Jerry’s.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait,

I’m actually pretty SAD that I finished my bottle of Sailor Jerry’s.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really, it's cheap French new crop rotgut, $7/bottle

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounded fancy,

And since I’m not a wine aficionado, you could have pulled it off with me.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A snotty little wine but I think you'll be amused with its presumption.

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by benzduck on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Consider me amused, my friend.

Consider me amused.

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing!

Didn’t he get hurt last year?

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by Babablockhead on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Traded to Phoenix last year.

But he signed with a Chinese team during the lockout, so he has to play out that contract before he can come back.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

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