Weekend Quack Fix: Men's basketball goes for the sweep, recruiting updates, and time for some baseball
by Matt Daddy on Jan 21, 2012 7:30 AM PST
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PrintI played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy in one. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "there ain't no way that's gonna hit him." Now how about that Quack:
- First of all, we're in the final days of recruiting and I'm sure there is a ton of quack links out there. When you find one, feel free to drop it in the Quack Fixes. Also, Jared is still looking for someone to write about recruiting for the site, if you have interest in doing so, his email is at the bottom of the web page... not that Steve Tannen could find it.
- Ducks baseball tickets go on sale on Monday. If you've never been to PK Park, let me be the 1000th person to tell you what a great time it is. The beer garden down the first base line, the concourse, and the overall feel of being outside and watching the Ducks play ball is just a great day for the family.
- Oregon basketball takes on Ucla this afternoon at 1pm. I'm sure Dave will have his usual preview and game thread up. Getting a sweep of the So Cal schools will be a great thing and keep Oregon in second place with a week off to prepare for the Civil War.
- Moseley has a review of special teams from 2011. I'll have to say this was probably the most disappointing unit for me last year. The bright spot was that they didn't allow a lot of long returns on kick offs or punts and DAT was special, but Oregon struggled in almost every other area in comparison to previous seasons. Punt returns, field goals, kick offs for touch-backs, or blocking punts and kicks.
- Lastly, the conference championships for the NFL are this weekend. We know at least one Duck will be getting a Super Bowl ring at the end of the season. So, which Ducks still playing this weekend in the NFL are you rooting for and why?
I'm sure there will be plenty of quack floating around, feel free to help your fellow addicts out and drop them in the comments for all of us to share.
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Does anyone know
A good site to follow that tracks recruiting? The past two years I’ve suddenly found myself developing an unhealthy interest in high schoolers again.
You keep getting older
They stay the same age
by INducktrination on Jan 21, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Every time I hear that quote
I am pulled in two directions thinking, ‘Funny. Wrong. Funny. Wrong.’
You get a rec anyway.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
by shenanigans on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Wanna pay? How much you wanna pay?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I was hoping not to have to pay, but all I’ve ever stumbled on was pay sites. I was hoping I was just missing a good freebie.
That reminds me
Duck Territory has a 30 day free trial that will cover most of the recruiting and signing period. I don’t have a link since I’m mobile but if someone else can help out…
You’ll get to read a lot of Matt Prehm who does a great job. That would be my suggestion for a temporary fix.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 21, 2012 8:10 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
i'll try it like this....
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 21, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
Recruiting for money
I think uncle Phil once said, after looking at plans for the new locker rooms, “the difference between recruiting with money and recruiting with facilities is that recruiting with facilities costs a lot more.”
/I know it’s a stretch
by builds character on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
"We're not just doing this for money.
“We’re doing this for a SHITLOAD OF MONEY!”
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
DuckTerritory had a free 30 day trial. I’ve never used the other sights do I’m not sure how to compare it but it does the job for my unhealthy need to know what decisions 17 yr old kids are making.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jan 21, 2012 8:12 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Duck Territory is the 247Sports Oregon site, and it is probably the best for rumors and such. It doesnt have much in the way of information/videos on prospects, however. If you’re into watching tape and interviews on all of the players, Rivals is probably the way to go.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Sweet!
Thanks for the tips! Definitely going to check it out.
We can't root for SF
We don’t want Harbaugh encouraging teams to pick off college coaches.
I don’t think that will impact anything. Harbaugh was always going to be an NFL coach.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
At age three, he would get up early on Saturday mornings and watch cartoon game film.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 21, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
He kicked his way out of the womb.
Was always on the maternity ward nurses. “get your asses in gear, this ain’t geriatrics goddammit”
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At which point the delivering physician said:
“What’s your deal, man?”
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i love the comments on the NFL poll..
my vote for the 49ers is certainly not to make Takimoto mad, but can i still have a crush on Brady?
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
thanks to keeerrrttt and fishduck.com for sharing...
IT HAS BEEN 3000 DAYS SINCE WASHINGTON HAS BEATEN OREGON IN FOOTBALL
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
happy anniversary Rose Bowl champions!
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
3003, but who's counting? OH YEAH WE ARE.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
im left with a quandary...
adding three more days to the total since uw won vs. not believing everything that comes out of keeerrrttt’s mouth. ooh, the pain! okay, im left with only one option. the video log was recorded three days ago on the 3000th (day) anniversary even though it was dated today so he is still perfect AND it’s been 3003 days.
(sigh) i feel better now.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
I believe that was said here first...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
All credit to ATQ for that, as they were on it first since my video mentioning that wasn't posted until day 3,002.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
If you want to check out a few duck recruits, and a couple potential recruits, Findley Prep vs Bishop Gorman on ESPNU at 2pm.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jan 21, 2012 8:58 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Matt come to the dark side!
Ravens bitchez!
(NE is looking scary good though)
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
How can you not be a Ravens fan with both Ngata and Dickson playing for them
Plus D Williams used to tear it up for them!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The Ravens have enough thugs that it kind of cancels out. Plus, I like seeing good QB play, and Flacco is not that. I hate the Patriots. I can’t stand Eli Manning.
That leaves me with the Niners as my best option, even though they were my team’s rivals growing up (the L.A. Rams; damn you Frontiere).
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Ray Lewis ain't no thug. He's just misunderstood
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I like seeing good QB play … That leaves me with the Niners as my best option
huh?
by echo31 on Jan 21, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I eliminated the Patriots and Giants because I dislike their team/players. That leaves the Ravens and Niners. The thuggishness of the Ravens plus bad QB play outweighs just the bad QB play of the Niners.
If it doesn’t make sense to you, I can sympathize. I actually dislike ALL these teams, but if I’m forced to pick the least awful choice, I go with SF.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
You like watching good QB play so you are going with the 49ers? Flacco is a better QB then Smith
The Legend
He did have a crap last game, but he's been way better this year - for a thug that is.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Flacco’s just bad. So is Alex Smith. But I like the rest of the Niners better than I like the rest of the Ravens. Barely.
If it makes you feel better, I’ll be rooting for the Ravens not to lose to the Patriots.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I hope Ngata eats Brady.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 21, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Flacco is like Simms back with the Giants, your classic “just does enough” this year he has improved his long ball so that’s really got WR’s back in.
I hope Ngata smash Pats, but Ngata thinks it may Ngata happen.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I think Flacco is better then you guys are giving him credit for, am I saying he’s great? No, but he’s not one of the worst QBs in the league
The Legend
He’s been better than I thought, I guess, but he’s averaged about middle of the pack in his four year career.
Part of it is, I think, that he didn’t continue to progress this year after he had a decent year last year. He was 18th in the league in passer rating, including his lowest yds per attempt, his lowest completion percentage (by a pretty decent amount), and didn’t really improve on anything else.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I have watched as many Ravens gams as possible,
I’ve felt he’s been more active downfield but looking back at last year he’s barely improved in over 20yrds and has fewer TDs. Purple tinted glasses for ya.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Flacco will never win a game for B-more
but he sure loses some for them. That’s why
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
I saw a guy in a Baltimore jacket looking at his slashed tires today
Has TDP spurred you on to a life of crime MD?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Really? WTF
This is why I don’t have any Duck stickers or anything on my car. As proud as I am to be a Duck, people are fucking crazy, and I like the air INSIDE my tires.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 21, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
I think he led a drive down the field against the Steelers where he threw a a game winning TD to TJ Houshmanzadeh last year
The Legend
Whooooo?
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
Yep. If the Ravens and Niners make the Super Bowl (which is actually what I’m hoping for), it will be similar to the Ravens – Giants Super Bowl back in…2001? Which I remember being very boring.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
So you want Paddy Chung to lose?
How DARE you!
Never mind. Can’t stand the Pats even with 15 on their team.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Which Duck plays for the 49ers?
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Justin Peelle, Adam Snyder, & Will Tukuafu
The Legend
by KJ Brophy on Jan 21, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
So cool that Peele is still in the league
Met him at an Oregon Club lunch back in the day. Great, great kid.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
As much as I love my Ravens and dislike Coach's sibling.
Will root for SF I love JP, one of my all time fave Ducks! Snyder wasn’t too shabby either as I recall.
If both win then we can enjoy two weeks of “Harbaugh” hype until we wish neither had been born.
Let the Harbaughlocalypse begin!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 21, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
#WINNING
Harbaughlocalypse
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hoping for a Harbaughwl as well
I love me some Ngata and Dickson but I have always been a fan of the 49er’s.
Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt
Hopefully my Uncles don’t come to this site & read this since they are Steelers fans but I’m going to say the Ravens. They have Dickson & Ngata, I like watching Reed, Suggs, & Lewis play & Harbaugh used to coach for the Eagles so it would be cool to see him get a Super Bowl ring
The Legend
I think they have a good shot at the upset.
If Boldin continues his level of play and the D locks it down, who knows?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I’m not even sure if I would consider it an upset since if I remember correctly they’ve won the last couple times they’ve played New England
The Legend
Well, they are 7 pt dogs
So by definition it would be an upset.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Hey, YOU try being right all the time.
The pressure is unbelievable.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
You aren't saying it loud enough.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I forgive the nicknames, since only putzs call it Frisco or San Fran.
LET’S GO NINERS!
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 21, 2012 10:33 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
St. Francis.
Putz
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
The nicknames anger me, too.
LET’S GO NINERS! (clap clap clap clap clap)
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
Check and mate.
Exceedingly well done, my friend.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
CGB has the latest on the Tosh Lupoi drama
And wow, it’s just fucking cold.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He may have to do some
reputation building before he gets another job. That was brutal.
OTOH, any success Uw has can now be directly attributed to general douchebaggery. As in, ‘That eight win season wouldn’t have been more than six if Cal hadn’t be Lupoi’d.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
by shenanigans on Jan 21, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
super rec!
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
The only thing that really strikes me as unethical is the telling recruits not to go to Cal.
Everything else seems like the typical unpleasantness that comes with changing jobs.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
"The only thing?"
That’s as low as you can go, especially considering he might have done it while still on Cal’s dime.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Yes. But they dedicated a whole lot of text to stuff that seems pretty routine.
My point is that anytime someone changes jobs there will be some hurt feelings. I’m in the process of transferring between branches within my company. Even though we’re all supposed to be on the same team, my current branch has started a pissing match over when my last day will be.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
He left Tedford hanging in an airport with nothing but his dick in his hands.
Cleared out in the middle of the night. Negatively recruited (again, probably on Cal’s dime), and all around handled it in a pretty disgraceful manner, especially when you consider that he had made it known that he felt indebted to Tedford for giving him the opportunity in the first place.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
I mean, obviously there are going to be hurt feelings. But it sounds like Tupoi handled this about as poorly as he could, short of burning down the new expansion before he left town.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He's the LeBron James of college coaching.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Could have been worse
Could have been on the other end of the flight.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I misunderstood that part at first, but even after rereading it, it doesn't seem like a big deal.
And he did try to call, he was just too late to catch Tedford before he got on the plane.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
or he waited until he knew he was on the flight...
he would know when it took off. Of course, the flight could have left a half hour early, right?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't that happen in the final episode of Friends????
just makes it hurt more
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 21, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
oh my.
i am seriously considering buying tickets to next years uw at cal game. it’s a good reason to see the new stadium upgrades and a better reason to see the hate that will reign down on udumb that day….. oh my.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 21, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Random huskies are trollin' hard over at CGB
the last couple of days. SO ironic don’t you think?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
A few of us over there as well
In the latest manifestation of The Enema of My Enema Is My Friend.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Although there is one CGBer who must be a fusky at heart.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
The more I read on the Tosh story
the more convinced I am he belongs at Uw.
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
I don't care who wins.
If anyone is a huge fan of a particular team, you can buy my cheering support for $5.99 for this weekend’s game, or $12.99 for the remainder of the playoff package. I take the paypals.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
The paypals makes teh intarwebs go.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
What will you be wearing?
I have standards for my cheerleader, you know.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I'll tell you I'm wearing
whatever you want me to tell you I’m wearing. That’s the way the internet works you know.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 21, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Uggs, Spanx, a ribbed knit dirndl and a matching scarf by Pucci.
Oh, and pom poms. Don’t forget those.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Got it boss
And my hair is in big ass pony tails.
Wait, who are we cheering for again?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Who the fuck cares? Just jump up and down a lot.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
You got it boss
http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/1273208164/gallery_82458_30478_19242804094be4065877b81.jpg
(sorry this doesn’t open in a new window, I’m on my phone)
by builds character on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'll pay the 12.99 for you to go stand outside Matt Daddy's window all day Sunday
and yell “Go Ravens!” over and over.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 21, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I will add my 2 cents to make it 13.01
You do realize people make stuff 9.99 instead of 10 so you think you are getting a bettter deal right?
#88
by pipgras on Jan 21, 2012 12:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It IS a better deal!
That extra penny goes a long way. Whenever I see something for $9.99 I read it as “Buy nine hundred and ninety nine, get the thousandth for free!”
by JonathanPDX on Jan 21, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
of course.
Fuck I’ll pay her $13
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
waiting
apparently the Rose Bowl trophy is a popular attraction
by hasty duck on Jan 21, 2012 12:28 PM PST via Android app reply actions
Programming Note
MAN U VS ARSENAL LIVE ON FOX TOMORROW AM BEFORE THE NFC GAME. Cool.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 12:40 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Can you clarify? I don't follow the WNBA.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 21, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know much either, but I heard they had never done this before, so thought I'd pass it on
Apparently it’s some game with a ball and a bunch of guys who can’t touch it and can’t kick it forward to some other guy who manages to get ahead of the defense because that just wouldn’t be fair for some reason. There are officials with yellow wmd red and for all i know paisley cards, and they never stop the clock when one of the players decides to pull a Lupoi and writhe on the ground in agony, they just add an undefined amount of time onto the end of the game so nobody ever really knows how much time is left until its over and everyone says wtf was that?
Oh and scoreless games are somehow said to be exciting.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
its over and everyone says wtf was that?
Oh and scoreless games are somehow said to be exciting.
How come the SEC gets to play more football and we don’t?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 21, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Ya know
soccer is actually a pretty good sport to watch at higher levels. The World Cup is awesome as hell, and some of the champion’s league games and EPL games are very very good. There isn’t scoring, but there’s a lot of action, and there’s a lot of tension when two games play.
I don’t like the flopping, but it’s a fast game without any commercial breaks (2 hour matches, 45+ minutes of pure action in a row) with quite a few talented athletes. It’s not football but it beats the hell out of baseball and pro basketball most of the time. It also improves greatly in HD.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 21, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome.
Hopefully it’s a good game!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Man U?
So…Barkley and USC are playing an exhibition?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I s anyone watching the Shrine game? EAST 10, WEST 14 so far (I just switched)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Only on the NFL network would you hear Kellen Moore referred to as "that Boise kid"
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Derp in the Woods.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 2:29 PM PST reply actions
game thread is not happy
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 21, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
rather well.
someone carried us on their back.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 21, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I pick anyone but SF
not because I dont like tako, or because i dont like sf. they just happen to be the only team left with a ashington player on their team.
#88
Lavasier Tuinei with a TD reception in the NFLPA all-star game
Everything seems to be coming together for the kid just in time.
Cal lost to Wazzu. Stanford lost to UW. Guess what that means?
We are in first place.
Whaddyaknow?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 5:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
@BFeldmanCBS 4m
@EyeOnCFB: Joe Paterno has died at the age of 85. bit.ly/yTSjxs
We owe the man a very long one of these.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Now the AP says he's still alive
@TonyDiFrancisco 6m
Did Joe Paterno pass away or not? Media, get your shit together for crying out loud
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeesh... cBSSports bit the big one on this one
Seems they retweeted @OnwardState which is apparently a fansite. Nice sourcing there. If ESPN had done this there would be lynch mobs congregating in Bristol.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 21, 2012 7:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It's the PSU student newspaper
whoops.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
One step beyond a fan site. At best.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Been reduced to one now.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Palin?
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't congregate in that Bristol with your dick.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Remember when DT was supposed to be there and ended up in the car with Cliffy?
“This is no cave.”
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
Gee Benz, and I'd just ate too...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
"et tu, benzus?"
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ehhhh, you might feel that way. I'll offer him a tip of my glass of whiskey.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna tip my glass of whiskey directly into my mouth
Whether he’s dead or not.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 21, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
Purely on football merit, yeah he's on the Mt. Rushmore of football.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
And?
Like I said, I’ll tip my glass to him for that. He gets no applause from me. Raped children trumps wins and losses every day of the week.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 21, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Good Morning Rose Bowl Champions
Fuck the Huskies! God, it never gets old saying that.
My question of the day: Do you guys think we have a chance at making the Tourney this season? And, to make the tourney, how many of our remaining games do you think we would have to win?
Did someone say our RPI is around 45 right now?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 AM PST reply actions
Dave and Matt Daddy talked about this on the "Tuesday" Night Talk podcast. They described a reasonable range to make it as 20-22 wins.
I still can’t believe we won that game yesterday.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
It appears Paterno actually has passed away now
Like Quinn, I don’t really want to get into that whole thing again (although it’s probably inevitable), but my prayers are with his family.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Let's NOT get into the whole thing again, k?
I am confident we can acknowledge his passing with grace and prayers for his family.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I think he was a great figurehead in representing continuity in a world of change
My thoughts and prayers go out to his family, friends and the players whom he coached.
RIP Joe Pa
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
I has a sad...
RIP Joe Pa, my thoughts are with your family.
Well crap. I had painfully tapped out a mini obit here on the iPad and for some reason the page decided to refresh
So I’ll summarize. A good man who may have been a great coach but was certainly the perfect coach for Penn St.
How many of you realize PSU has only had four coaches since HUGO BEZDEK? And one of those coaches only served one season? That’s remarkable.
My first memory of him was from 1969, when he had a great defense but was given shit by the media for playing a weak schedule. Nixon himself decreed the winner of Texas vs Arkansas as national champion, even before the bowls. And the polls weren’t Joepa’s friend back then — he began that season as #3, won every game and was actually dropped to like #8 at one point because he didn’t beat Syracuse on the road bad enough. They stomped Missouri 10-3 in the Orange Bowl, and if that doesn’t look like a stomping you should read up on the game. They forced nine turnovers (7 picks) and were a brick wall all night.
He kept having unbeaten seasons and not getting NC consideration, always because of the perceived schedule weakness. Finally upgraded the schedule a lot and won it all in 82 , beating Georgia and Herschel Walker. A lot of people thought he would be retiring then. But he kept going. Maybe too long, but why retire from a job you love if those who want to throw you out are in the minority?
I’ll miss the guy. Very sad how the whole thing played out for him over the last couple of months. Dying of a broken heart has to be the saddest way to go.
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Some of you are not rooting for the teams I am rooting for. I am rooting for the Pats and the Niners.
The rest of you, we’ll we’ll talk again at the next Ducks game.
//ReallySadSaintsAndPackersLost
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Niners and Ravens.
Harbaughpolypse! But it will probably be the other way around.
I’ve been a Niners fan too long to not root for them, going back to when they played in Kezar Stadium. The first two football cards I ever traded for were John Brodie and Dave Wilcox. If I remember right I traded away Daryl Lamonica and Ernie Wheeleright.
As for the Ravens, any team with Haloti and Dickson gets a rec from me. Always enjoyed the way they play defense. Lots of future hall of famers in that group.
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"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeah, I do feel bad rooting against Haloti and Ed, but then again, Patrick Chung was one of my favorites too
I’m so happy Chung is excelling at the NFL level. Good luck to all the Ducks!
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOO
that was a fake injury boo for Harbaugh the younger. His were worse than Cal’s
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Go 49ers! Alex Smith is just bad? BAd enough to lead his team to the conf. championship,
I guess. The guy worked as hard as anyone to improve himself this year. Got the playbooks & videos during the “strike” time, and got out there with teammates to run some schemes on the field.
Not an NFL fan, except for following SF. I think the 49ers stand a good chance of winning today. Being at home will be a factor, but so will their qb.
Wow, Patrick Chung was Keyshawn's Key to the Game
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Please please please...
NE and NY, win your games. This is the only time I will be openly rooting for a Boston/New York matchup. I just couldn’t stand watching a Ravens/Niners superbowl. Sooooooo boring.
Also, Matt, what’s your take on Pittsburgh firing their OC in hopes of getting back to a running team? Seems good in the sense that it might keep Ben healthy, but it seems odd considering how their offense has been constructed over the past five years or so.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I hate Boston & New York, I'd rather watch two great defenses then watch those two in a shootout
As for the Steelers they have Mendenhall(although he’s hurt right now) & I don’t think they’d completely get away from throwing since they have Wallace & Brown
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Patrick Chung almost blocks a punt.
Then Ngata gets a paw on a Tom Brady pass. Good start for our Duck alums.
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Chung managed to headbutt the punter
seems like that’s a flag.
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He headbutted the bottom of his foot, incidentally, while on the back of a lineman.
Seems like a logical no-call.
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3 straight 3-and-outs to start the game
Why is CBS showing SEC reruns?
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Most of the NE games have started slow this year. I hope they pick it up. Tough game so far.
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TOUCHDOWN NE!!!!!
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The Ravens are losing because they aren't throwing it to Ed Dickson.
Ask Cal fans, all he does is score touchdowns.
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This is true.
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Listen to Chung, refs
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I look fwd to #21 doing what #27 is currently doing. Put on some bulk, LMJ, you can do this!
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I love LMJ.
But he’s never going to be a Ray Rice or Maurice Jones-Drew type back. LMJ right now weighs 185. That’s 23 pounds lighter than MJD, and 27 pounds lighter than Rice. Kid’s got toughness, but he can’t be a power back like those guys can. It isn’t his game.
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they both have a significant body type advantage.
Jones-Drew especially. The guys is built like a trunk.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
What kind of Trunk are we talking here?
Small car trunk, solid oak mahogany trunk?
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Maybe not every down. But he can wiggle and slant and cut with the best of them. The weight
helps you absorb blows, be robust, last out there, definitely. I see LMJ getting up to the 200lb range. He can’t stay at 185.
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, he's definitely got NFL toughness.
And he won’t stay at 185. He can’t, if he wants to play in the League.
Of all the players who rushed for >500 yards this season, only three weighed less than 200 lbs: Chris Johnson, Darren Sproles, and CJ Spiller. Reggie Bush came close (listed at 202).
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OMG HE HAS TO BECOME FATTER MCFATTERSON?
There aren’t enough Big Macs in the world to do that job.
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I'm ordering Egg McMuffins for him as we speak
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Lamichael James is the Egg McMuffin of running backs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
He’s 195 pounds after putting weight on during last off season. I thought that was the case soIi verified it on his goducks.com profile. If he can put on another 10-20 pounds over the next 2 years while keeping his speed and quickness it’ll make a big difference for him.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
TOUCHDOWN, TEAM I BET ON!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
No, Phil Simms, that's not the only way Flacco could have gotten a TD pass
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That R2D2 ad was hilarious
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I don't know what's worse
Sandusky thinking anyone cares what he has to say about Paterno at this point, or the media for treating it as news.
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Definitely the latter.
Crazy people shout their opinion all the time. The thing is, you aren’t supposed to listen.
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How's this for sad commentary...
Pete Thamel at the NY Times thought Sandusky’s statement was worth a blog post and a tweet.
SportsByBrooks didn’t.
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SportsbyBrooks is too busy chasing down the leads that no one else has
because they don’t exist yet.
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He's got things to do benz.
You wouldn’t understand because you write about history. SBB has an eye on the future. He’s the Minority Report of pseudo-journalism.
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So he's writing about history that hasn't happened yet?
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Hell, I can do that..
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But you can't, because he's already doing it.
That’s like saying you’re going to invent the next Facebook.
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How do you know I'm not?
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Ah, get a room, you two!
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, it worked for Enron for years.
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Deloitte and Touche!
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Great point.
Here’s a duffel bag full of money. Do whatever you want with it.
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Sincerity is important, I always say. Fake that and you've got it made.
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...and SCENE!
Thanks a lot everybody! That will be featured in our upcoming collection of one-act plays entitled “Once Again, With Feeley!”
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by Takimoto on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
21 Jump Street
How many remember that Johnny Depp was the original Officer Hanson?
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He's the only Officer Hanson.
I will not acknowledge the existence of that movie, just like the Point Break remake and the two Matrix sequels.
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Funny, I don't remember that series being a cop buddy comedy.
Maybe it’s the old kicking in.
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There was another?
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Guess not.
Apparently Depp appears in a cameo role in the movie.
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DAMMIT DICKSON CATCH THE FUCKING BALL
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by benzduck on Jan 22, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ah, the memories....
chuckle
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Chip Kelly would have been up by 20
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just made me think.
Isn’t New England an ideal landing spot for Darron Thomas? They’ve got time for a project QB, and they want to go up-tempo.
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He will probably be available where they pick.
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And New England is doing the hurry-up offense
Fully believes in it, especially to keep defense rocking on their heels. Much that is Chip-like.
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
Belichick is the most Chip-like coach in the NFL, I think.
Grumpy, forward-thinking, kind of a dick, not afraid to take chances.
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Ryan Mallet says hi.
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Aw, shit. They totally drafted him last year.
That was a great call too. He’s gonna be good a few years down the road.
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I just hope he doesn't end up in a place like Pittsburgh behind a total asshat like Rothlisberger
who thinks he’s better than his back-ups even when he’s injured and completely immobile and will never let a back-up on the field if he can help it.
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think it's just Rothlisberger who thinks he's better than the available alternatives.
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Well, Mike Tomlin's opinion doesn't count for very much, right?
I mean, even when he asks Rothlisberger to come off the field in the 4th quarter the guy says no and Tomlin has to just eat it. To me, that says it all.
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We made one of those last night
Turns out heartburn’s a bitch.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So I had to google this.
Wow. Please tell me you haven’t subjected your gut to this. I fear for you man.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
You gotta take the bun off the Jumbo Jack.
It works way better that way.
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I would try it with the bun off.
But we don’t have Jack n Crack on the east coast. I wouldn’t considering it a bad thing.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
But you can still make it yourself and enjoy it.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
For about 3 hours
then…I don’t want to get banned.
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You're more likely to get banned for telling TQA to shut up a few inches down in the thread.
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Oh, there are ways
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah. Never gonna happen. I'm untouchable.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
HEY ED DICKSON, SOME GUY NAMED DENNIS PITTA IS OUTPLAYING YOU!
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Where's Haloti?
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BenJarvus-GreenEllis, so good they had to give him double the names
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The *owski production continues for NE
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ALERT ALERT NEWSFLASH ALERT Ed Dickson made a catch
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How was that not a face mask against Boldin?
Or is it ok for a WR to do that?
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Duh. Smith, not Boldin
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And another gamechanger
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/getsoutofshower
TOUCHDOWN TEAM I BET ON!!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Damn, it, Pats, get your act together and hold on to the damn ball!!
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Wow was that a bad play call on 3rd down
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Alright, which one of you broke twitter.
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It is a bit sluggish today
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BRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That looks like a TD
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Crap, not a TD
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That's not a good shot, it's head-on, no way you can tell if it crossed the line
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I do not agree with that call
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TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
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THAT WAS TRULY MEMORABLE, TOM BRADY!!!
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Way to throw it right to the wrong guy, Flacco
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Holy cow, what an awesome tip and catch
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DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!!
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Man alive... Another horrible play call
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NFL LEGENDARY LEGACY ON THE LINE, PATS, CMON!! DEFENSE!!
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Great stand, Defense!!
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Ladies and Gents, that was the dead-last ranked defense in the NFL. All heart, no stats.
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Man, this is going to be an instant classic
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CMON, PATRIOTS DEFENSE!!!
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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
CMON FLACCO
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SUCK IT HARBAUGH LOVER!!!
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Chip needs to play DAT at corner next year
to counter Belichick’s use of Edelman
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GODDAMN GODDAMN IT
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What a play by Moore!!
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Sterling Moore just saved the game for the Pats twice!!! I LOVE YOU STERLING MOORE!!!
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CMON CUNDIFF BABY
/CANTWATCH
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NO GOOD!!!!!! NO GOOD!!!! NO GOOD!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA
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FBSU! FBSU! FBSU ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
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AND THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND TOM BRADY ARE IN THE SUPERBOWL!!!
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Billy Cundiff just played his last game in the NFL.
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He will come home to realtor signs on his lawn.
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It's Baltimore
he’ll be lucky if his house isn’t on fire.
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I'm serious
no way a team gives him a chance after booting that.
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Pro Bowl last year
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn't matter
Kicking is entirely a “what have you done for me lately game”
He’s getting up there in years, and just choked the biggest kick of his life.
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Boisemore Ravens
:)
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST via Android app reply actions
STERLING MOORE, MVP
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Wow....
You expect that in college, but not the NFL.
Joe Flacco and Billy Cundiff should start a used car dealership. Somewhere far away from Baltimore. No way those old guys on defense have it in them for another run at a ring.
Flacco drove them down the field and threw the game winner if Evans holds onto it. Not sure if they can really complain about Flacco this time imo.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
They had a great drive going the series before and he threw a boneheaded interception that should have cost them the game. And he threw the ball out of bounds on fourth down! How can you possibly argue that he’s not responsible for the Ravens offense coming up short?
I'm blaming the play calling more than Flacco's execution of same
Unless he’s calling his own plays.
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The Patriots defense was committed to shutting down the run, and have let WR’s run wild all year long. There were some really awful play calls, like the “run” on 3rd down that lead to the 4th and 6 throwaway. Why the hell are you in the shotgun on third and short with a pro bowl FB on your roster, and you’ve run down the field all drive?!
The Ravens didn’t deserve to win with this kind of offense, but I fucking hate the Patriots.
Which QB was which?
306 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception
239 yards, 0 touchdowns, 2 interceptions (1 rush td)
Flacco was the first one. I’m not saying he played perfect, but the Baltimore fans aren’t running him out of town right now while emotions are at their highest point.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Ok well on BaltimoreBeatdown.com, the sbn Ravens blog, they mostly are all in disagreement with you. You can act as sure a you want, but I assure there are plenty of people who think Flacco played fine, so it’s possible despite you seemingly thinking it’s not even a possibility.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Gotta feel bad for Cundiff
He’ll be getting death threats for sure :(
NEVER EVER EVER LEAVE TO THE KICKER!!
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They didn't.
Jim went for the win, and almost had it. But you don’t go for it on 4th when you have a 30yd FG to tie it.
What was Baltimoree saving that time out for?
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Not too late
To be a Steeler fan.
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Same team the Ravens are playing next week
No one
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry, My QB can steal laptops and get high in cars
but can’t have a gray penis and rape women.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So, when did the Ravens draft Maldonado?
….Too soon?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST reply actions
Oh shut up, your team is building around Jake Locker.
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by axemen23 on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If I even knew who the Seahawks' quarterback is, I'd say something.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
Ha!
like I root for a team in the NFL.
If it wasn’t for Fantasy Sports, I wouldn’t give 1/2 a shit.
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Well, your profile suggests otherwise.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
You mean that thing I haven't changed since 2008?
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I'm not a liar.
I’m a liar AND lazy.
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by Takimoto on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Precisely.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
OVERJOYED.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
Forgive him. Would you like to be held responsible for something you did in middle school?
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An observation
Kristen Chenoweth is a better singer than Steve Tyler.
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KC is a classically trained singer...she's really good
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
Well, Tyler is rockandrollaly trained.
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That only has validity if you're talking about Freddy Mercury (God Rest His Soul)
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Well, there are different divisions of Rock and Roll Universities
Mercury was a five star D1 prospect
Tyler had offers from Bowling Green, Akron and Centra Michigan
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Yep, and now he's playing in the Arena Football Idol League, just sad...
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by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
So you can't blame him for taking up podium space.
Irony being that it’s not even his network.
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I woulda just lived off my superstar daughter's movie paychecks
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Her mother must be fucking gorgeous
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Regression to the mean, perhaps
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The mean, the median or the mediocre
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Manning's helmet looks too big for his head
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I've always thought this
He has a really skinny head, looks like a nerd with it on.
I looked ten times worse than that in middle school.
I was this scrawny 7th grade soccer player trying to play football with a helmet that that made my body look twice as small as it was. I have a huge cranial and a small face, so… that didn’t help.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Well, that didn't take long
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Wow. THEY CAN'T CATCH VD
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He is my exhibit A when discussing my "HI FENTRESS LOOK QBS PROGRESS IN THE NFL" argument.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think he and Aaron Rodgers are Exhibit A in the "situation dictates a QB's development" argument.
If the Niners draft Rodgers instead of Smith, the Packers still have the Pro Bowl QB.
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Looked like he stepped out but if Davis isn't the fastest TE in the world I'd like to know who is faster
I mean, that dude has a serious motor
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People complain about the emphasis on 40 times, with some justification.
But on the other hand: Vernon Davis.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Combine stats -
Vernon Davis ran a 4.38 forty.
At 6-3, 253 pounds.
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That's ridiculous
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Vernon Davis-Poet Laureate or Athlete?
I like to play that game.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions
7-0 Niners after a quarter.
It’s raining real hard, and is supposed to get worse. Advantage Niners, considering how much the Giants have been relying on Eli.
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Putz
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Harbaugh finally has speed on the perimeter who can make it round the edge
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Why aren't you at this game?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Because it's raining.
And tickets cost a jillion dollars and I already spent my postseason football budget when THE OREGON DUCKS WON THE 2012 ROSE BOWL.
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FUCK THE WORLD
KGW’s Michael Berk reports Chip Kelly is working to finalize a deal that would make him head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs. More on KGW at 5.
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I third that emotion.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Don't fuck with me man!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Looking at this now
I can almost see the dark clouds collecting over the bottom quarter of this post.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Jan 23, 2012 5:40 AM PST up reply actions
OHMYGODSWEETJESUSFUCKMENO
@KGWSports: KGW’s Michael Berk reports Chip Kelly working to finalize a deal that would make him head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If this is true.
DT’s decision is looking a little better.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I THINK WE NEED A DRUNKEN PODCAST NOW
HELP ME MOMMY
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Remember that airplane flight last weekend that RabbitSC mentioned?
We all poopoohed.
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BUT THE PLANE WENT TO THE you know what fuck it
I’m going to go vomit.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Just thought about that...
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
SON OF A BITCH MOSELEY
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@Prehmmr makes sense, @duckfootball is out of town.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Ha. That's fuckin' hilarious.
I’m hesitant to freak, because it’s Twitter. But still, this is scary.
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@duckfootball?
Who is this and why is it significant?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
It's Rob Moseley.
And every time he’s out of town, some BFD story seems to break.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Moseley.
He’s ALWAYS on vacation when something bad happens/Whenever he goes on vacation something bad happens.
It goes back at least 4 years without interruption of the streak.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Off with his head!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
It's Rob Moseley.
And he’s been out of town for virtually every negative event of the Chip Kelly era.
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no. Every event. Try naming one he hasn't been.
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BCSMNCG
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Well, he was out of town technically...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So does this we have room for Tosh now?
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*this mean
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
If I'm correct about the necessary multipliers...
all we’d need is $1.5 mil, and three boats, or perhaps one amphibious hovercraft.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I don't think faking our own injuries work.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
This. And That.
@smartfootball: Seriously if Kelly to TB rumor isnt true wouldn’t be shocked if Lane Kiffin wasn’t behind it. If it is true… Whoa
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There is not a chance Chip is going to the NFL at this point unless Oregon is going to get hit w/ sanctions.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That would be some dirty recruiting pool.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
It's Sark.
You know how I was saying that Washington wasn’t in a great position to take a shot at UO…
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Great, thanks Geoff Schwartz.
Either our football team is fine, or we’re getting knocked back into the dark ages. I’m really glad you gave me that thought.
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You know, especially after what happened yesterday with Paterno-gate
Berk better be damn sure about this
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If TB was really interested in Kelly
KGW would not be the one breaking the news
Anybody on the TB side reporting this?
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Can someone go back and find that thread about RabbitSC and the plane that went to Florida?
I want to look at that plane information again, but I can’t find it.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It was Eugene-Oklahoma City-Ft. Lauderdale-Cayman Islands.
I spent like 15 minutes trying to find where you got Key West from, so I’m pretty sure that’s accurate.
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That's my issue here
Why would he or anyone on that plane go to the Cayman Islands? If it was him, doesn’t he have recruiting to do?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's not like all those flights are by the same client.
The Eugene-OKC-Ft. Lauderdale could be one trip, and someone else that has hired the plane took it to the Caymans. The easy guess is a cocaine run, but I don’t think so.
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Kelly does have almost inhuman energy and attention to detail...
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And the fast talking, the fast talking...
It’s been right in front of us this whole time.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I have found it and found as follows
That plane didn’t do anything in the Cayman Islands from January 15th until leaving yesterday, following the same path back, and arriving in Eugene at 5:32 PT yesterday evening. CK wasn’t on that plane.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So there's no way he could've thumbed a ride back or something?
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Wasn't that plane supposedly owned by the Pape organization?
Hard to believe a company with as much invested in Oregon football would provide transportation for something like this. Then again, maybe they’re just mercenary as hell.
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With the economy, especially the construction business, sucking massive CK sized balls
maybe the thought of CK renting the plane for a week made them see dollar signs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Look through his comments on his profile page and find the ones that he posted on ATQ.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Axe did this work?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Twitter's trying to make me jump
@SolidVerbal 2m
/jumps off pier RT @celebrityhottub: Remember, Oregon – whenever God closes a Chip Kelly door, he opens a Rick Neuheisel window.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
As opposed to out-house.
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If it were to happen, it'd have to be Helfrich or Alliotti.
Right?
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They're funny guys down there at ATQ South.
GoldenBlogs GoldenBlogs
Would not be surprised if KGW’s source on the situation is a moustached fellow named Esteban Sarkisiano.
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Guys, Chip Kelly was at MKA yesterday watching the UCLA game
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions
Doesn't mean his agent couldn't be doing the negotiating.
That he was in Eugene or Tampa or Tierra del Fuego or the Islets of Langerhans is irrelevant.
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Not news to Jude and crew
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Been hearing all day about the Chip Kelly-to-Tampa Bay rumors. At this point, just rumors.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This is starting to sound more and more like it's either true, or a rumor started by USC UW or Cal
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Again, IF a rumor, it’s from UW, SC, or Cal staffs and Kelly/Oregon would need to say so tonight.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Here's their "scoop"
essentially saying that if they can come to terms on a deal, Kelly will jump.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's a pretty big "if", if it's still an if.
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Damn.
Try this
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Chip Kelly close to deal with Tampa Bay Buccaneers. kgw.com/sports/UO-coac…
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Here
http://www.kgw.com/sports/UO-coach-Kelly-talking-to-Bucaneers-137862123.html
PORTLAND — University of Oregon football coach Chip Kelly is close to signing a deal with the NFL, a source says.
Kelly is reportedly in the process of finalizing a deal that would make him the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
A source close to the situation told KGW Kelly will make the jump to the NFL if he can come to terms on a contract.
Kelly has been Oregon’s head coach for three years, winning the conference title in all three, reaching three straight BCS games. The crowning achievement coming three weeks ago, when the Ducks won their first Rose Bowl game in 95 years.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Thanks. Should always leave these things to experts.
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Peter King
Have feelers out about TB job+report of Chip Kelly. Tony Dungy hadn’t heard, said he was very surprised, has not spoken to Kelly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He also doesn't get the Rose Bowl.
Lumps it in with the rest of the non-BCSMNCG bowls as being totally meaningless.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
So clearly there's no Dungy-for-CK trade in the works
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I smell a Kiffin
@ClayTravisBGID: Someone check Kiffin’s cell phone records. Leaking Chip Kelly to Bucs week before signing day is ultimate Kiffin move.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Based on a quick scan of the intertubes, if this is true, it's the most ninja hire in recent NFL history
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He's hedging... a bit
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@AdamJude_R. But Mike Berk @KGWSports said done deal??? Oh the humanity.
KGW Sports @KGWSports Close
@whereissango @AdamJude_RG never ever said done deal. Listen and read
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You know what I like?
The professionalism of the Register Guard. They’re one of the last serious outfits left.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Moseley keeps going on vacation and fucking with us
I’m not sure that’s professional.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Even professionals get vacations.
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Not anymore, he doesn't.
It’s time for Moseley to be introduced to the joy of a staycation.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
They never said done deal
they said done deal IF CONTRACT AGREED TO.
To be fair, if the Bucs and I could agree to a contract, I’d work for them too.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
In other news,
I will also be the Bucs head coach if I agree to terms with them and sign a contract installing me as such.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Hell, I’d work for the Bengals if we could agree on a contract.
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I still wouldn't work for washington.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I would
If 5 years down the road I can pull a Tosh Lupoi
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
If Kiffykins started this rumor
i want his team DEAD, merely beating USC won’t be enough.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You obviously haven't met Kiffin, Tosh or Sark.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We could start a rumor that Kiffin was a douchebag.
No, wait.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
And you have? Do any of these coaches at all have a history of spreading rumors about other coaches to deter recruits from them?
Things like that.
Didn't Kiffin play dirty last year?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Tennessee beat writers say Kiffin does
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It wouldn’t even be advantageous to start such a rumor. If it isn’t true, it’s going to be denied by the athletic department (or Kelly himself) quickly.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Recruits wouldn't look highly on it either.
Granted, he could deny he started it all together.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
A couple of thoughts...
1. IIRC there is a humongous buyout on CK’s contract. Always a consideration.
2. Uncle Phil would clearly have an interest in making any financial bump CK would gain from a jump moot. Therefore,
3. The only reason CK would leave for the NFL is for the professional challenge. You can never fully discredit this as a motivation, unless the coach himself comes out and says he’d never ever want to take his craft to the next level.
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4. What if we’re actually getting the NCAA Banhammer.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You shut your whore mouth.
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You shut your dirty whore mouth!
/amidoingitright?
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by Pelhament on Jan 22, 2012 5:35 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
It would be so frustrating if Coach Kelly did jump to greener pastures, just as the sanctions that he brought hammer us.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
That's a very un-Chip Kelly move.
He’s all about personal responsibility and team play. A move like that goes against everything he teaches.
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And the Family Atmosphere.
He’s always talking about the Family Atmosphere. He’d never leave his family!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
How would this tarnish his era?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Seems there would already be whispers in the wind about imminent sanctions for this scenario to be true.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't be worried about sanctions. He wouldn't be leaving because of sanctions. He'd be leaving because he wants a challenge.
Things like that.
That's what I mean.
If the scenario they’re talking about was the case, the CFB media would already be abuzz with sanction talk.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
Buyouts keep college coaches at colleges.
NFL teams can shake buyout change out of their couches.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
If I recall correctly it's in the seven figure range.
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Public Record
someone’s got to have this on the internet.
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Something like 4 million, IIRC
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
So a couch and a loveseat.
I’m just saying, if a team wants a college coach, they can cover any buyout without a second thought.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well, SBN Tampa Bay is excited.
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Bucs RB LeGarrette Blount's opinion of the situation!
BlountTrauma27 LeGarrette Blount
Hello bitches
Things like that.
by qrsouther on Jan 22, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
You mean his fake account?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
@SBRadio: Just spoke w/ a key donor tied 2 Oregon. Person tells me he has not heard that Chip Kelly is leaving Oregon. He’d likely know.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
finally someone in the know
I hate the internet and its affect on news
Twitter-ness...
Andy McNamara says, “Oh Twitter…and I was trying to watch this NFC Championship Game! #goducks” and Kenjon says “Don’t ask cuz I don’t kno.” Seems like two guys who might have information if there was information to be had…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
If we've learned anything from recent coaching changes (Todd Graham, Tosh Lupoi),
players can be among the last to know.
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Yeah, but does that seem even a bit like something Kelly would do?
You’d think they’d let McNamara in on the scoop, at least…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
It sounds like he wouldn't even get the chance to tell them before they found out from the twitterz.
If this is true, it sounds like it has been leaked early
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
And SIDs are never to be trusted in these situations
At best, they STFU.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Will you please stop popping my rose-colored bubbles?
Sheesh. Hey, at the beginning of the weekend, the internets were sure that Seal and Heidi Klum were divorcing, and now that’s apparently off. I’m sticking with a similar scenario for this one.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
I'm basing my entire strategy of not sticking my head in a gas oven on that conditional clause in the original report.
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You know what was weird?
Being so disgusted with Tebowmania that I found myself actually being indifferent to Tom Brady. Thank god things have returned to normal.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just seems to me...
…that Berk would be about the last person one would expect to get this scoop.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM PST reply actions
He has jumped the gun on some stories before
That turned out not to be true.
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I vaguely remember this
Anyone recall the details?
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A Portland writer?
Well that’s never happened before.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
What I'm sayin'.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
When is the last time local media of an NFL team
was unable to pick up on an interview for a head coaching position? I won’t believe any of this BS until Kelly comes out and says it
Koin
U of O official says if Chip Kelly is talking to Tampa Bay, “that’s news to me.” Nothing official from school. Watch @KOINLocal6 at 6
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TD NINERS
In the opposite of real life, this VD is impossible to catch.
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I like Spencer Hall's response
edsbs edsbs
If Vernon Davis goes in motion, my response as his defender should be to concentrate hard and will myself to explode.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions
Wondering if this isn't something as benign as Tampa Bay asking for permission to chat with CK, or just engaging his agent.
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Yeah they would have to ask permission
Wouldn’t they.
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If it is, it's a major overreach of wording by KGW.
The original article says “finalizing” and “close to deal”.
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Yeah, major overreaches never happen.
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Whoops
@NFLSTROUD 3m
Oregon coach Chip Kelly is finalizing a deal to become the Bucs head coach, sources confirmed to the Tampa Bay Times Sunday
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So? This is literally the exact same thing that's already been posted fifty times here. It uses the exact same weasel words too.
Things like that.
But wait... there's more
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More.
@NFLSTROUD 4m
Kelly met with general manager Mark Dominik and members of the Glazer family this past week.
@NFLSTROUD 4m
Both Kelly and the Bucs are proceeding down a path that they mutually hope will result in an agreement in the next 24-48 hours.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If you're wondering who @NFLSTROUD is...
Rick Stroud
@NFLSTROUD
Busy covering Bucs/NFL for St.Petersburg Times and appearing on ESPN’s First Take
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Drunken podcast?
Drunken podcast.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
When he signs the contract, and puts on a Bucs visor, then I'll drink.
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Man, just picturing a Bucs visor on him really hit home and made this a little more real.
Things like that.
And you know at that hypothetical press conference,
he’s gonna put one on.
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@thomas_tyner 2m
Questioning where I will be in a couple years now that this story is going around. Looks legit
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Kid's an idiot if he's reacting already
There’s no truths yet to this rumor
Kid's a junior in high school.
Cut him some slack.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
Moving to the bathroom. Gonna just sit on the throne and wait.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM PST reply actions
I'll be kneeling in front of it.
Not the same one. That would just be wrong.
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Don’t ask me about it
@Averyp31 3m
In the mists of a great #nfl game I’m hearing chip to Tampa from several sources
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I know that Avery Patterson probably meant to say “midst,” but “mists” is a pretty apt description of the game as well.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE IS A MOD WITH A NEW THREAD FOR THIS WHEN WE NEED ONE
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
HAVING A SECRET DRUNKEN PODCAST IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If I make a new thread, it makes it more true in my mind.
So I’m avoiding it.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
So we've already got one decommitment
@GregBiggins 4m
“I actually committed to #UCLA Saturday, I’m a Bruin,” Jeremy Castro said
Retweeted by Matt Prehm
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Castro was a very soft verbal
Not sure how this had anything to do with that considering it happened Satruday.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Recruiting
What’s worse — that this comes out two weeks before signing day, or the day after?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
And two
@thomas_tyner 8m
Questioning where I will be in a couple years now that this story is going around. Looks legit
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Bucs players have been told
@BryanDFischer 2m
Well then. RT @ArreliousBenn: We got Chip Kelly!… Let’s go #Buccaneers ..
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Oregon is bigger than any one coach
You forget Uncle Phil.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Just over a week to LOI day.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
If we get Chris Petersen
I won’t feel so bad.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
POWER COUPLE SAVES THE DAY
Jonathanstewar1 4m
he will stay RT"LaMikeJames: @Jonathanstewar1 will coach Kelly go or will he stay? Give me your prediction?""Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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