Multiple Sources - Chip Kelly Finalizing Contract with NFL Tampa Bay Bucs
With only one news agency reporting and a bunch of others reporting on that news agency reporting, I'm hesitant to even give this front page real estate until we can confirm it. KGW out of Portland is currently reporting that Oregon Ducks Head Football Coach Chip Kelly is in the final stages of a contract to coach the Tampa Bay Bucs.
My advice to everyone? Relax and let's see how this plays out. We are way too early on this story and there is nothing but rumors at this point.
We'll pass along information as we can CONFIRM it.
[UPDATE] - Adam Schefter via twitter chimes in
As NBC in Portland, Ore. reported, Chip Kelly and Bucs are involved in active contract discussions. Kelly interviewed with Bucs last week.
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I blame Esteban Sarkisiano
for putting DEAD BABY SEAL PELTS on his doorstep
FUCKING SEAL CLUBBERS
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions
I said this on Bucsnation
As a lifelong Bucs fan (all my family is from Tampa, about 5 blocks from Raymond James) I have no idea what to feel right now.
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions
gotta wonder whats in the water in Pasadena...
First LMJ, I could deal with that. Thought he might stay but didn’t shock me when he left…
DT, that one caught me off guard but I thought we got this with Kelly and Bennett
Kelly, wow this is going to suck
This is some serious bad shit!
Not wanting to fall too far off the deep end but…
Are the rumors of sanction worth repeating? Why would he go, especially with so many strong recruits on their way? How bad is this going to get?
by AlreadyaCarsonFAN on Jan 22, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions
This rose bowl high is infecting players and coaches with nfl aids
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
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GO DUCKS
Word is...
that no one in the Athletic Department knew anything of this until the report half an hour ago. The higher ups know now and are seeking confirmation…no word yet
I'd trust this guy
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by ConnorOSU on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That is so 80 minutes ago.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I hope you're right....
Never hoped for bad journalism more than I am right now.
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I humbly request that if you have information, please cite your sources as appropriate as usual. There is going to be a whole lot of scrambling on this and it will be important to provide credible info wherever possible
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
This needs to be green!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
ALL FUCKING UW's FAULT
SARK PLANNED IT ALL!
Bob Condotta
Tampa Bay Times now confirming Chip Kelly rumor.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's a theory I can get behind
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
UW : most hated among three fan bases
That has to be a record…kinda like 0-12
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
His strategy is to not to make his team better, but to bring all other Pac-12 teams down to UW's level.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
TOTAL scumbag move. Only someone who murdered 1000 dolphins would do that
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
It was actually baby seals.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He's the Jessica Fletcher of college football.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Tampa Bay Times now confirming the negotiations are underway
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Says a little more than that.
NFLSTROUD Rick Stroud
Kelly met with general manager Mark Dominik and members of the Glazer family this past week.
7 minutes ago
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
First thing I thought of was sanctions
Why else would he leave? And with DT saying he’s coming back and then entering the draft…doesn’t look good…
Making days happy like Arthur Fonzarelli
Doubtful.
The CFB media would already be buzzing about forthcoming sanctions.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
So hard for me to believe it would be this.
I might start questioning whether God exists if that was the case. And I’m already an atheist.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Wow, benz!
My esteem for you just went up even further. I’m certain that’s incredibly important to you.
Duct tape makes you smart.
one decommitment down.
@GregBiggins 4m
“I actually committed to #UCLA Saturday, I’m a Bruin,” Jeremy Castro said
Retweeted by Matt Prehm
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's sunday.
How does this equate? Would a recruit know before anyone else?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
It's been known to happen...
“Lupoi was out with Tedford on an official visit to Shaq Thompson’s house and he stayed later Tedford had to take off and at some point during the night, Thompson said that he … was asking him more questions about his [Tosh’s] future and he got him to break down a little and got him to say ”I may be making a move to Washington, I don’t know yet.“”
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Ok.
I fell into that one.
There is no way Chip does this to Oregon. None.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Bucs players have been told.
@BryanDFischer 2m
Well then. RT @ArreliousBenn: We got Chip Kelly!… Let’s go #Buccaneers ..
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Adam Schefter reporting. Shit is real. How close are the negotiations? Not sure.
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
As NBC in Portland, Ore. reported, Chip Kelly and Bucs are involved in active contract discussions. Kelly interviewed with Bucs last week.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
dungy to coach his son
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
by joffthedeckk on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Alright, let’s go get Nick Saban.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions
Due to what?
Not attacking, curious of an unbiased opinion.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
The key to stopping our offense have always been a defense with big, strong defensive linemen and linebackers that are fast enough to seal the edges. NFL defenses have both of those.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
He doesn’t exactly run an NFL offense does he? Historically speaking the fast paced spread that Oregon runs hasn’t worked well in the NFL.
I wouldn’t mind at all if it did work because if there’s something I like about you guys, it’s your offense (except Dickson… dammit).
In other words, Go Bears!
He's run a different style of offense at every level he's coacched.
At New Hampshire he ran more of a pass-first look because he had a QB that could wing it. Here, we were running back deep so we ran the ball. I look at him as a leader of players, and think he can succeed.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Actually the old Buffalo K-Gun snapped at a quick pace.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Did they run everything through the zone read?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I was addressing the pace.
They ran something closer to a fun’n’gun.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
Chip Kelly would pretty much be the first to tell you that he doesn't attach himself to any particular style of offense.
He does what he identifies to work. In the NFL he’ll probably run a much different offense and style because thinks work differently in college than the pros.
Things like that.
You are assuming that he can only one run kind of offense.
… that’s crazy. I hate him, but he is one innovative SOB. He’s going to scare the shit out of other NFL coaches.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
For an outsider's view,
Kelly’s offense is based on superior athletes and speed. Works in college, but the NFL is built with superior athletes.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Speed I agree. Superior atheletes…. dunno about that. It’s not like the Ducks recruited the best even in conference. Kelly got players that worked.
In other words, Go Bears!
Well my superior athletes comment was mainly referencing speed, so we're on the same page.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
I agree. Pro athletes are a different lot
would they take the fast and intense practices? Work as hard as Chip expects? There’s a lot more ego involved with the players.
This just ruins my night, and it’ll get worse if the Giants win!
We're done
@NateCostaCSNNW 5m
It’s happening. Going to be fun to watch.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Maybe he's actually at a Sunday night show at Darcelle's or something.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
This
Making days happy like Arthur Fonzarelli
Well, this is a big test for the program
Great programs (LSU for instance) do fine when they have to go hire a new coach. We need to be the same. How much does Chris Peterson want is the first question I have to ask.
We aren't getting Chris Petersen.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably not, but we have to ask
And then think about who it will be.
Scott Frost?
Um.
Someone.
Help.
Could be Belotti
Would feel like a defeat at this point though
It would be like Robinson returning to USC
and probably work out about the same way
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
don't know why people are crazy for Helfrich
the guy wasn’t that successful as OC in Colorado
I don't want Helfrich.
I’m just saying who the likely candidates are, at this juncture.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
He's in pretty high demand.
Gonna have to pay some big money to get him.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Probably it would be ironic to have him beat our team.
If My Life Is Great, Why Am I Not Happy?
by well you win some and lose others on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
Because we don't want him or because you believe he doesn't want to leave?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
I would love to have him
But he’s turned down so many chanes to leave. He has Oregon connections though. If he’s ever going to leave, now seems likely.
This is different.
Stay in the west, goes “back home” so to speak.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
Ewwwwww
not looking forward to that. Wonder if Uncle Phil will step in? And LSU is deep in football country. What big-name coach is gonna want to come out to Oregon? Do you think we have an option lined up? Seems like the big-name coaches have been plucked by the rest of the Pac already
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Petersen ain't leaving Boise.
Just ask every school that has hired a new coach this year.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Mullens should still ask though.
Wouldn’t be doing his job if he didn’t.
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Mind is imploding
Is it really sanctions looming? Why Tampa in particular? WTF did they put in the Rose Bowl water?!
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Mayday!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Wow
Always knew he’d leave but never thought it’d be in the middle of the night right before signing day. Sad day to be a Duck.
Completely screwed us finding a replacement or closing out this years class. 2012 could have been special.
Chip was interested in NFL job
Kelly came to see Seahawks practice in the Duck’s bye week. Pete Carroll invited him to come up to Seattle.
That has nothing to do with having an NFL job.
Chip has observed a number of other teams, both pro and college, in an attempt to learn and grow as a coach.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I hear Erik Spoelstra is going to leave the Miami Heat and come to Oregon. He did watch one of the Ducks’ practices last fall, you know.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
I blame Matt Daddy!
The putz has struck again!!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I hope that Chip fails his physical w the Bucs
by stardux on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Maybe we can entice Tom Izzo to come now, since he wouldn’t last time.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions
BRAD STEVENS.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
in Duck lingo, we just say FUUUUUUCK
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
Couple things guys.
1) It is still not confirmed that he’s gone
2) don’t troll a coach that just won us a rose bowl
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
More shock than anything I think.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I’ve already had to delete a couple of posts, just wanted to emphasize the point
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Well, of course huge respect and love for Chip
but this is just complete emotional whiplash. Just shock mostly, I think.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
Will/should Uncle Phil step in on this?
Do you think it’s because Chip really wants to move to the NFL, or are sanctions looming?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
I want to think it's the former.
I’d hate to think CK was pulling a Petey.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Still why this year?
Couldn’t wait a year to finally have the players he recruited? I doubt the NFL would lose interest with just one season. Plus, it’s the Bucs! Kinda-good team, but with Oregon he’d be playing for an awful lot. Salary of Bucs coach vs Oregon Head coach?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm. "I'll give you $3 million a year starting this year, or next year, what'll it be?"
“I’ll take this year, thanks!”
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
He already makes 3 million though
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly!
I’m just disappointed that he’d leave for the NFL right when the players he recruited are finally seeing playing time. Mariota and De’Anthony in particular
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
But not as HC
(or maybe Huff?) Just disappointed we only got three years of him coaching :( We didn’t even go through a whole class!
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
It's a bigger challenge
It’s probably close to 7 million per year guaranteed (basically 100%raise). No more disciplining 18-22 kids. No more NCAA.
On the downside- WTF? Tampa? For serious?
by Duckfreak on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Reunited with Legarette Blount!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Got LB's thunder
but where’s the lightning?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
I here there's some kid named LaMike coming available...
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
LMJ + LB on a Chip Kelly-coached team again?
…..okay, I might actually be okay with that.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Who didn't do well down the stretch
I won’t put it all on Freeman, but they lost like 7 straight.
I agree that Freeman>DT
Maybe Chip will make him/team better
Wonder if he takes an assistants?
might be both!
Pete Carroll was definitely both. All these guys want a shot at the big time, of course – but if you can avoid the handcuff of sanctions too, so much the better!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
So,
There seem to be more and more “sources” piling up with the same info. If Coach Kelly does depart, who do we look at?
Petersen seems to be most people’s first choice, but I honestly don’t see him leaving Boise State, he just seems attached at the hip to that program. Most of the up-and-coming coaches were just hired by schools within the last month or so as well.
I don’t know if we have anyone on our current coaching staff that would be as good of a head coach as Kelly.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Tedford?
lol
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
California Golden Blogs
I’d find that pretty hilarious.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
This guy's available.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I'm trying to be cathartic here. Sort of like a homeopathic medication.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Is Harbaugh available?

"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 8 recs
If that happened i would never stop laughing.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
Not mad at Chip
But two big questions for me.
Do we promote a “steward” coach for a year while we find the full replacement or dive right in with an HC now?
and
Do we stick with the spread? Hiring Peterson would suggest “no.”
We should stick with the spread
we don’t have the athletes (at least not proven) to play a pro style, and we’re fit perfectly for the spread.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure a certain key donor will expect the flashy offense to continue.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
It's all the Mayans fault!
The rumors of 2012 being the end of the world is actually starting to come true.
Well this just sucks,
and what is worse it’s before LOI day. SH#T!
By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!
@Prehmmr 2m
Hearing more and more info that Chip is likely out at Oregon and taking the Bucs job in the NFL.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm going to start blaming you if you keep this confirmation shit up.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
I don’t want to hear anything until it comes from Chip’s mouth.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
We're like the MLS. Still forming.
Our best coaches/players will leave early. Damnit.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Totally true but it still sucks. Like MLS you need players that are good but not so good they leave
It just gets old after seeing the best players always leaving to go to play in Europe or to leave for the NFL.
Can't talk you off the ledge.
Right there with you.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Jonathanstewar1 6m
he will stay RT"LaMikeJames: @Jonathanstewar1 will coach Kelly go or will he stay? Give me your prediction?"
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Stewart is responding to LMJ's question
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
Who is next in line for the Oregon HC job?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Any quality coach who wants a pile of cash.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
John Gruden.
Not sure if I’m being serious.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions
Word is that he isn't super interested in the college ranks.
That’s just hearsay though
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Just a reference to the NYT article during the '10 season.
He was so fascinated by it. One wonders…Gruden @ HC and Helf remains as OC. Or Frost.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
Heh.
@RyanDivish 6m
Chip Kelly knows they have daily injury reports in the NFL, right?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Why are people quickly dismissing Peterson?
Oregon is more of Peterson’s scene anyway.
by Julio Nievas on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions
It's not that we wouldn't like to have him.
It’s just that he’s never leaving Boise.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I bet he will.
Some day.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
If he does, it'll be here.
And being that he’s losing Moore, and there is a LOADED cupboard here, this would be the time, if he’s going to do it.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Peterson met with UCLA and Penn St. he didnt exactly deny them at the door. I think Oregon is somewhat closer to Idaho and again, more of his scene. If there was a school that has a chance, it would be UO
by Julio Nievas on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Petersen also coached at Oregon from 1995-2000, which is why he’s always seemingly been connected to Oregon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Can you elaborate upon that? Personally, I just feel that if he has stayed at Boise State with the sustained level of success that he has achieved, why would he leave now? I’m sure he has gotten a million job offers since being the HC at BSU.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Petersen has been offered just about every major job in CFB. I don’t see him leaving for Oregon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
what about now that Kellen's leaving?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
This has crossed my mind,
Maybe he will pull a potentially-not-yet-at-all-confirmed-Chip-move and move on after the most successful run in school history.
Or not. He won’t.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Waiting for the job he wants, rather than taking a prestigious job he doesn't want?
As mentioned by others, he’s talked to other teams. He’s keeping his options open.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
the line I've heard a million times
“Oregon is the only job Peterson would leave for”
not sure how true it is
Push is apparently coming to shove.
Move swiftly, Mullen.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Why is it that a lot of people feel he so strongly loves the UO?
I have to think that a lot of it must be wishful thinking.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
It’s because he’s been heard to say “Oregon is my dream job” before
by Julio Nievas on Jan 22, 2012 6:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
i'm totally cool with either
tcu runs the spread on offense that focuses on running the football. a 4-2 defense that focuses on speed and blitzes for days.
Petersen has a very personal reason for staying in Boise concerning his son
… it is unlikely he will ever leave given all the community support he and his son – who is healthy, I believe – have there.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, and Chip Kelly has personal reasons for staying in Eugene.
Built his family a house, moved them all out here just in the last year, etc.
Have to take stuff like that for what it’s worth.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I don't think that is quite the same as brain cancer in a toddler.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Like the location matters for stuff like that?
Maybe transporting him/the stresses of moving might weigh on his mind, but I can’t expect that our community would any less supportive.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure you are right...
… however, it is the main reason he hasn’t left and, let’s face it, he already has relationships with the people in his son’s life. While I’m sure there are quality people in Eugene who can support them, they aren’t the same people. It can be a powerful motivator.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
I agree
I’d have thought he’d have made some friends when he was at Oregon, but that WAS 20 years ago…
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
sorry
took the “1995-2000” and just went with the first number
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Petersen's son is healthy now.
They just like Boise.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
Hey, look, it's the guy who posted FLIGHT PLAN TO FLORIDA last week
Thanks a lot, man. Thanks a fucking lot.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
The conquering hero returning to the place he got his start?
Yeah, he’d be HATED here.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
I'm just holding out hope that Uncle Phil won't let this happen. But...
If Chip would rather be somewhere else than here, who am I to tell him he can’t chase a dream?
That’s what is depressing me the most.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
That's the thing though. Why Tampa?
Hot, humid, muggy. Not exactly a powerhouse of a team, and idk how well his schemes would work with the players they have now. Are they offering more money? Does Chip really want to be in the NFL so bad he couldn’t wait another year?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Assurances that he'll get time to retool the team.
No huge expectations following a very disappointing season.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
That's the thing
The Bucs were disappointing, but that was because their coach did a shit job coming out of the lockout. The year before everyone was excited about al their young talent. Josh Freeman at QB has oodles of potential and is a real dual threat QB. They got Blount. They just need to get straightened out.
Correction.
They have Blount, and now they’ll have LMJ. OH YEAH! YOU HEARD ME!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
Pity that Urban Meyer's spoken for
he could run a hell of a spread at Oregon
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
if the state is worried about the number of arrests right now
all hell will break through with urban
Sounds like all the players are in the dark.
@Rocket23k 3m
WE don’t know anything you don’t
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Probably because it's still negotiation.
If he leaves, he’ll tell the players. Or I’ll lose a lot of respect for him.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I would hope the players knew about this.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If he does leave,
It better not be the type of coaching change where he just runs off.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Seems reeeeaaally bad
Imagine how Mariota and De’Anthony must feel. Recruited to play in Kelly’s high-flying offense, now might be leaving? Wouldn’t fault De’Anthony for second-guessing his swap from USC.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
I'm trying to maintain calm
But fuck me I’m panicing
THIS CALLS FOR EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
PANTS OFF, ALL CAPS!
by wlw1588 on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This was inevitable people...
We have been telling ourselves for the last few years that the NFL wouldn’t want a spread coach. Well, times are a changing.
If this moves proves to be true, it was a great 3 year run, and Oregon has the resources and support to move on. We may not be winning the conference every year, but we are not going anywhere.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
possible replacements (if needed)
1. Petersen (unlikely)
2. Mack Strong – great on D, proven recruiter in Florida
3. Dan Mullen
4. Justin Wilcox
5. In-house
Do you mean Charlie Strong?
Everything I have heard about him is that because Louisville finally gave him his shot as a head coach, he is extremely loyal to them.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Wilcox?
lol he just got to UW – that would be an EPIC poach. Classic.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Not enough experience. In 5 years he might be a great choice.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
How sweet would that be?
And could he bring Sirmon back home as well?
PANIC!!!!
Panic panic panic panic panic panic panic. Harbaugh last year, Chip this year?!? I gotta start rooting for teams with terrible coaches.
I know we’re all panicking and all but I will say this. Regardless of what happens in this whole thing, coaches come and go but Rose Bowl trophies are forever.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Jesus I now know
exactly what it feels like to be a Cal fan.
DOOOOOOOOOM
The good times, they are over.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
I am speechless
I always imagined it sucked, but I didn’t imagine the twisting knife to the heart feel of it, and the certainty that nothing will ever be right with the world again.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I'm beyond speechless
I’m looping Sarah McLaughlan and Enya cuts in a desperate attempt to avoid self-immolation.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
by benzduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm now playing Fear, Bad Brains and MDC.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I pretty much turned sheet white
when I saw the post.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously. My stomach is very grumpy.
If this isn’t true, I’m going to find that idiot at KGW and thump him. All right, I might do that regardless.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
My jaw dropped
As did the glass of whisky in my hand
by INducktrination on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't you win a Rose Bowl just 20 days ago?
I kid, I kid. We know this pain at the deepest, most fundamental level.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
California Golden Blogs
Well that trophy
better enjoy it’s little buddy from 1917 because they aren’t going to be having company any time soon.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
At least you have two
little ol’ WSU only has one
Attractive, Intelligent, Smart A**
by Neil Vincent Roberts on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
Welcome!
Also it’s not just one day of doom, it’s constant errrrrrrrryday DOOOOOOOOOOM.
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
This is orders of magnitude worse than what happened to Cal.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
The face of one of the most talked about and successful programs leaving isn’t a far, far bigger deal than an unknown (outside of the Pac) d-line coach?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Well yes bigger. but not magnitudes.
But it still sucks
Our program was about to get the best ever recruiting class we have ever had. We were on the cusp of something big. It’s all gone.
In other words, Go Bears!
It’s sad for you guys that you were pinning all hopes on a recruiting class.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
They were also getting some sweet new facility upgrades.
I would sure have been excited as a Cal fan
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Their sweet new facilities upgrades would be obsolete in a couple years.
Their entire complex, for all their athletes, will be 142,000 sqft. Oregon’s football only complex will be 130,000, and completed next summer.
Cal is struggling to stay even in the same ballpark, and don’t have the resources to keep up, in facilities or coaching pay.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
You think recruits are only looking around measuring the dimensions of a building? How about you measure a bigger area called the city of San Francisco, Berkeley and over all California weather? There isn’t too much you can do in a building but there is a whole lot you can do in the bay area.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
That’s going to work with some recruits, and not with others.
My point wasn’t the size of the building, it’s the support behind the program. It’s pretty clear that Cal is not on the same level as Oregon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
How is it that “clear?” There were plenty of recruits who visited both Oregon and Cal this year and said Cal had the best facilities they had seen. I don’t care to have the so called best facilities, but for you to say that we are not on the same level is a thing of past.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Cal is not even close to the same level in overall program support. I don’t really think that’s up for debate.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I agree. We have much more support for our athletes. I also agree that its not up for debate. End of story.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
And yet we've been getting better classes and having more success.
So…what was the point again?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
who is said anything about better classes or more success? get your head out of your ass! hahaha!
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
Then what's your point about the allure of the Bay Area?
And how it trumps facilities. And I suggest you pay attention to which blog you are a guest of.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
I everyone who should pay attention to which blog they are a guest of. Don’t think I don’t see your little ass over at CGB. I bet you are used to Cal people threatening you for giving your two cent? I don’t think so. You think me saying that Cal has a lot more to offer then a building is somehow insulting your precious program? Grow up.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
What?
First, try using English. Next, you proved my point. You said Cal has so much more to offer. So again I ask: Then why do we get better recruiting classes and have more success? Third, you insult me, use phrases like “pull your head out of your ass” then tell ME to “grow up?” OK.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
Do you not think it hilarious that we are all desperate to win the title of the one who is the most completely and totally screwed?
CGB: The Strangest Blog
Yeah, I'm laughing, not sick to my stomach at all.
Don’t worry, we’ll find a way to blame Sark the Seal Clubber though.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa...
… you are supposed to hate Huskies. When the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy does that mean I’m not enemies with my enemy? Holy shit, my head is going to explode.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
hahahahaha! The thing is that you somehow assumed that I was putting Cal on top of Oregon. I was not debating who is better in any way. I also never said that area the school is in trumps facilities, you made that inference. If you read the first comment I was replying to, I was just saying that recruits also take into consideration the overall area and not just a fancy building. When I mentioned that some recruits said that Cal facilities were the best they have seen, its not because I believe this or agree with it. I don’t know that. I wanted to make the point that we at least compete with the best if some people think we have a nice place for them. We were in ruins up until now. last but not least not all our athletic sports will be housed in the new facilities. We have 29 sports programs and the new building will house 13. Other then that, I don’t hate the Ducks man. I rooted for you in the Rose Bowl.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions
No, I didn't assume that.
Yes, Cal has built its program back up. Cal is my second-favorite Pac-12 school, although since they’ve been a thorn in our side the last 10 years, not always my favorite team outside UO.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Cal is struggling to stay even in the same ballpark
Fail. Cal’s not trying to be in the same financial ballpark as Oregon. They don’t have Uncle Phil behind them, and they know it. They’re doing the best with the resources and space that they have, and believe me, that is MORE than enough to bring up up to snuff in the Pac-12. They’re trying to best Oregon on the field, not in the resources department.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
I don’t think anyone ever said that Cal is trying to be on the same ballpark as Oregon.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
dude, chill out!
GEEZ ytlight, you’ve been acting kinda… well, I’m not gonna say trollish, but you’re been real bitchy lately. What gives?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
While I think Tosh was a terrible person for how he handled his departure, I think that Cal fans overreacted significantly.
He was a D-line coach, that had some real questions regarding his ability to actually coach in-game. He was a great recruiter, but that means nothing if it doesn’t add up on the field, and that hadn’t really been happening.I just don’t think that this class would have pushed Cal “over the edge.”
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
meh, we overreacted a little. We were dating the hottest chick in school, she said she loved us, and then she dumped us for the dumb jock with the sports car. (errr… no offense?)
Point is, we were jilted. Yes, we overreacted, it’s what you do when you’ve been jilted. But i feel like you overreacted to our overreaction. Anyway, thanks thanks for giving a more measured response.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
I personally overreacted? While my response probably came off as a bit snippy, I really do think that no fanbase should pin all their hopes on a single recruiting class, and when you do that, it’s a really bad sign. Recruiting is a number games. While this would have given Cal a bump, no doubt, they’d have to make significant strides on the field, which those recruits alone wouldn’t do.
Anyway, I think Cal will move on and be fine, though the biggest problems you guys face is the resources at your disposal.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I see, I see.. I guess i didn’t see it as huge a thing as some people did because I don’t follow recruiting that much. I’d agree that no one recruiting class is going to make or break a program, but I guess some people did see it that way.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
That's a bummer, but our stakes are higher.
You know, vying for a title run and all. And a head coach leaving can have catastrophic effects on recruiting as well.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
I think it is magnitudes more significant ...
and I am a sympathetic Husky to Cal fan’s pain
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
I think the situation is worse for us
The handling of said situation was worse for Cal
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
blah blah blah successful program blah blah blah
Nuts and bolts of it is this: Yes, losing a head coach is definitely worse that losing an position coach. It’s a question of the coaching position, yes, but not the success or popularity of the program – those are moot.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Moot?
One team is about to discover if decades of toil and treasure has resulted in a program with enough inertia to remain a perennial top-10 program even losing its wildly popular head coach. The other is a middle-of-the-road Pac-12 team trying to get to that level, which just lost a d-line coach. Huge difference.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
a) “perennial” is a strong word.
b) You’re missing the point. Middle Tennessee State losing their head coach is a bigger blow than LSU losing a line coach. Doesn’t matter what team you’re talking about. Losing a head coach is more painful than losing a position coach, no matter which teams you’re talking about. So no, the relative success of the teams are not germane to the discussion.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Ah the hell with it.
Cal stubbed its toe. We just had brain surgery. Magnitudes.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
let's not have this discussion
it sucks for both of us. enough said.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
How about this? I don’t think either situation is disastrous. Both institutions should be bigger than any one person.
And I think Oregon is set up better to deal with that than Cal.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
sure. "sucks" does not equal disastrous
but I’m not sure our situation does not turn disastrous.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
This is a test of all that has been built.
Has our program truly reached critical mass? Is it at the point where this is just a blip on the radar? Or does the balloon burst? We might want to think the former, but we’re about to find out.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
If we still win, we will truly be elite.
A coach would have to be a complete dumbass not to win a lot of games next season with the talent we have. Now we just need to see if our next coach can sustain that success.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
i think we’re misunderstanding each other…?
I’m agreeing with you that the Oregon loss is bigger than the Cal loss. I’m just saying that is has to do with the position of the coaches that were lost, not with the relative success of the programs.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
OK.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
yaaaaaay! So... are we friends now?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
by BearStage on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
lovely sentiment
Is that a crack deal?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
inside joke with myself
I was down in South Carolina this past october for work. I was being hosted for dinner at a local’s home in a suburb and a woman picked me and two other’s up at our hotel. We were driving down a residential street and she sped up suddenly as we passed a bus stop where an older black man and even older woman were shaking hands. I gave her a questioning look and she whispered “crack deal”
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Brotherhood of the Baby Seal

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
i <3 u
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hard to imagine
SARK BEATING THIS LITTLE GUY WITH A CLUB. Different strokes, I guess (no pun intended)
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
No.
Cal hasn’t even lost a Rose Bowl since I was in knee pants.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
In terms of impact? Definitely. At least he didn’t try to screw you on the way out though.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
We don't know that yet!
wait till Shaq Thompson jumps to the pros
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to the life of an Old... Green?
Enjoy!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
The whole DOOOM thing is silly. You guys are fine. We’re fine.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
We say PANIC anyway
more ephemeral, more fitting
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
@AdamJude_RG: If Chip leaves, source close to Oregon says Ducks will immediately target Boise State’s Chris Petersen.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sure, they'll target him.
Won’t happen though.
If we want to save the recruiting class, we’ll hire in-house.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
And the first person who turns all of them down,
To stay in his little blue bubble is Boise.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Wow, what a scoops. Thanks source! You are so smart!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Why would anyone think he would come here
when he has turned down every other job on the planet?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I thought it was somewhat common knowledge that if Chris Peterson left BSU, Oregon would be his only destination. History at Oregon and Portland State, family here, Oregon > BSU, etc…
I believe that is known as
wishful thinking, not common knowledge.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Hiring a coach in late January
with sanctions looming… To run an extremely specialized, unique system. Is anyone even a candidate? We are fucked
by Duckfreak on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM PST via mobile reply actions
There ain't no life on Ducky Island
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
wait, J. Geils is a football coach now??
Amazing!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Wolf Blitzer
I like his pass defense schemes
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Sanctions looming? Like Russia?
/palin’d
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
How about Gus Malzahn?
I think we’re a better option than Arkansas State and we have the athletes to run his O
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions
Interesting. I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to him, although I don’t know if he’d come out here.
Also, his wife is psychotic.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Just trying to think of big time coaches we could poach
And I have his book on my desk.
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
What WVU's coach?
seems to know the spread pretty well; ask Clemson
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Dana Holgorson
He’s pretty good too. He’s a Mike Leach guy, so it’d be fun to see them two competing
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Have to make sure our scoreboards can reach triple digits
"Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!" | Herb Brooks
Wasn't Chip's New Hampshire?
And Tosh Lupoi’s Cal? Alma maters really don’t matter anymore and he’d be getting BUCKETS more cash and competing at a higher level.
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Different thing in this case
Realize that he went from a very high profile SEC OC job and has several lucrative HC offer and instead went to his Sun Belt alma mater. Very different than Kelly or Lupoi who both looked to move up.
Could it relate to the situation with Larivierre?
Just tryin to come up with something that makes some bit of sense, if this is true, WHICH CAN T BE TRUE…. That would be “not the right thing” for so many reasons. It would seem out of character. Not finishing the job, leaving his team a week before signing day, Just signing a contract extension with Oregon. It just can’t be true!!!
by oregonsportsaddict on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions
I'm going to leave this here and go back to drinking heavily. I'll talk to you guys in a day or two

The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
You say it now but you'll be back
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
DRUNKEN PODCAST DRUNKEN PODCAST.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Any body else think of a worse possible time for this?
Cause I can’t…..
"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
There is never a good time for this. This is when this shit happens.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Maybe seeing this when you're checking your phone in the middle of a funeral or something?
Things like that.
that would be awkward
considering the thing I screamed right as reading this….
"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
If I was Phil Knight, I'd fly to Morgantown WV with a giant bag of cash and hand it to Holgorson
by emc503 on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
...Why?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, one win over a crappy Clemson team and now Dana Holgorson is the en vogue coach.
Things like that.
Have you seen what he did with Okie State?
Air Raid works well with the existing ethos, and Oregon is a more attractive spot than Morgantown
I feel sick right now.........
worst timing ever for this as well with a week before the end of the recruiting season :(
Youtube
winnebago man. He seems to say exactly how I feel…
Making days happy like Arthur Fonzarelli
Well you guys can always go for Jim Caldwell
Or Manning assuming his neck doesn’t heal
In other words, Go Bears!
Manning didnt seem to do a very good job of coaching from the sideline this season, haha.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
HEY TAMPA BAY!!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Don't blame TB.
If he really wants to coach in the NFL, if it wasn’t htme it would be someone else eventually.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I'd prefer eventually
to right fucking now.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
Zero downside for Chip
He fails in Tampa, he has his choice of any college job in the country. Just like Saban. Just like Spurrier.
Doesn’t make it suck less, I’m just not surprised.
I don't see it this way.
Right now, he’s got a top-5 NCAA job. If he fails in the NFL will he be able to walk back into a top-5 NCAA job? Or one with a legit shot of becoming one? I’m not so certain.
Nine NFL coaches were hired after the 2008 season. Only two still have jobs with their teams. I’m not certain this is worth the risk.
If it’s what Kelly wants to do in his heart, then I wish him the best, but if this is about money, I don’t know how rational it is.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, he will have a top 5 NCAA job if he wants it.
Or whatever the best job in the country is the year he is up.
It can't be about money. Uncle Phil would see to it that the money side was covered.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Is it just for testing his stuff in the NFL?
I wouldn’t swap the Eugene climate/atmosphere for a Floridian one. Especially since he came from New Hampshire
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
People from New England winter in Florida all the fucking time.
Don’t tell me it’s not a desirable destination.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Maybe it's because I'm a NW guy
but I hate the South East coast. Summers there are unbearable to me.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, me too.
But there’s a reason for all those retirement complexes down there, not to mention the Disney empire. It ain’t the june bugs drawing them.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
East Coasters know Florida.
They don’t know the West Coast and that’s the way we likes it.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
this makes sense except for the fact that Chip could fail and still get any HC job in college that he wants...
…so, yeah, no downside.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Yes without question
Even if he goes 0-32 the next two seasons. Probably stay on the east coast the rest of his career. Most likely would land SEC or ACC if he returns to college.
by Duckfreak on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
if he gets fired at Tampa in three y ears
he gets the Penn State job when they fire Bill O Brien
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
I feel as though this is my fault
I bought an Oregon bumper sticker and stuck it on my new car… The next day DT leaves, and now this…. Gonna vom….
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:26 PM PST via mobile reply actions
GOOD LUCK CHIP!
If he leaves I wish him the best of luck. He took Oregon to a natty and won a rose bowl. He’s been a great coach since day one.
That said, ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I guess he was serious when he said “I love legarrette Blount” after the punch.
by builds character on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I wish him luck, am totally grateful, but I think I misjudged him.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I have to believe Uncle Phil will take care of things
And buy us a great coach.
This recuriting class might be fucked, but we can survive that once.
Here comes another twitter dump
@schadjoe 3m
Oregon doesn’t feel possible NCAA sanctions are likely to be crippling
@schadjoe 2m
Person close to Kelly says CK has always had NFL in back of his mind and notes tempo Pats ran today
@schadjoe 6m
Person close to Kelly says CK would be able to step away from dealing with parts of coaching unique to college (parents, NCAA)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Agreed
I really don’t blame him, but he had some poor timing with this one..
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, think this could have gone down a little better feels un-Chip like.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Yeah, I could see the last one being a factor.
Parents, 18-22 year old kids, NCAA, recruiting, etc etc
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
not like coaching the Albert Hayneworths of the world is fantastic
still immature, just richer
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
Why TB though???
NFC South with Brees,Ryan, and Cam don’t do it Chip
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
That's why.
Time to build without huge expectation. Think Ma and Pa Kelly won’t mind living in Florida?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
So do I
I’m planting 21 grams of pot in his carry on next time he leaves.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Jeremy Castro flipped to the Bruins, but not because of this
by Julio Nievas on Jan 22, 2012 6:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Yup, we have a whole year to woo him.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
His name is Thomas
and he’s pretty much solid Oregon right now, can’t imagine him leaving. He actually hast lots of ties to UO. The California kids are who we have to worry about.
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
He’s calling out Oregon fans for flipping over this news too. And he’s 100% right.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I’m shockingly not upset. After Matt Daddy’s article, I viewed this as inevitable. If he leaves, I’m just glad it wasn’t for another college.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
that would be the worst
deep down i kinda want to see him in the NFL. but after 12 years, 12 conference championships, and 6 nat’l titles
http://www.addictedtoquack.com/2012/1/11/2698909/why-chip-kelly-will-coach-in-the-nfl
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
No wonder Matt Daddy is nowhere to be seen.
The guilt must be overwhelming.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Putzdem is a burden not many can carry.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I am obviously not mad at Chip,
But I am annoyed with the timing of all of this. A week before signing day and a month after every other school has already hired a head coach has got to be one of the worst possible times to lose a coach.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
I'm not super happy with him.
Because of the timing and because he IS BREAKING MY FREAKING HEART RIGHT NOW. I don’t hate him, but I kind of want to glare at him, then sadly shake my head while a tear runs down my cheek. I bet that would make him feel bad.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
MUST DO PODCAST NOW
@SolidVerbal 3m
If anyone wants me for any radio interviews, I’m perfectly willing to come on-air tp cry and possibly use FCC-banned words.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So Chip are you going with Freeman or J.Johnson to run the spread?
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
@AdamJude_RG We’re also hearing Ducks will target TCU’s Gary Patterson.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
no reason he would leave
tcu is in the big 12 now
A depleted TCU going to the B12.
Or a loaded UO already playing with the big boys. Two sides to every coin. We’re going to see every name in the book in the next few days.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone?

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
he made TCU the program what it is
he’s not leaving
Oh c'mon. He made TCU a reasonably successful team.
Nothing like Peterson @ Boise.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Meh, Oregon seems pretty clearly a better job than TCU
Will TCU really compete with UT and Oklahoma? I am skeptical.
So glad we forced out Bellotti
Three years ago.
"Before the snap, I had made up my mind I'm gonna jump the out." - Kenny Wheaton.
Why, so we could have had three more eight or nine-win seasons?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
No, because of continuity.
If Kelly had an inkling he’d leave after 3 years, I’d have preferred the continuity Bellotti procides than this. Not that it’s a done deal.
"Before the snap, I had made up my mind I'm gonna jump the out." - Kenny Wheaton.
I will take the 3 seasons and remember them as being the greatest 3 seasons in history
If we are truly an elite program, we will recover from this.
Who's to say MB wouldn't have retired by now?
Doesn’t seem he’s been trying real hard to get back on the sidelines.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Continuous just-above-mediocrity is preferable to a stellar rise?
I respectfully disagree.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't trade the past three years for anything.
Well, maybe a national title. But that’s it.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I’ll take three conference titles, a BCS Championship Game appearance, and a Rose Bowl victory thanks.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not me
The last 3 years were the best time I ever experienced in sports. Wouldn’t trade it fo anything.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 22, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I like your new street lingo. Fo sho.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Reality is it was 5 years
3 as head coach. And like flipping a light switch he brought this program places no one dreamed. Most frustrating part is the obvious reality that a lot more success was ahead if he stayed.
by Duckfreak on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I think an NFL coaching job constitutes "a lot more success".
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I think he meant for us, not CK.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Rose Bowl, MNCG, Rose Bowl win?
I agree.
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
by GustyJ on Jan 22, 2012 6:34 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Everyone is assuming
Those things wouldn’t have happened without Bellotti at the helm. He put us on the course that brought Kelly.
"Before the snap, I had made up my mind I'm gonna jump the out." - Kenny Wheaton.
There's no way this happens under Belotti
I love Belotti. He was awesome in his own way. But there’s no way he leads us to this.
Still, we could do worse than bring him back for 5 years. We could do better too.
Think about this, this is a 180 degree turn from yesterday's paterno stuff
The KGW guy might have just launched his big time career on this.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Is anyone tracking Bellotti?
i know that sounds like stalking, but really, where is Mike?
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
If this does end up happening
I might become a Tampa Bay fan. I want to see Chip succeed wherever he goes. Maybe they’ll pick up LMJ and DT?
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
And Cliff and Pleasant and Paulson and Tuinei
1st round X
2nd round LMJ
3rd round Pleasant
4th round Cliff
5th round Paulson
6th round Tuinei
7th round Weems
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm going to pretend this will happen
While I cry in my corner
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Tampa Bay fans
don’t want another troublemaker on the team. And I doubt Chip drafts a player he once kicked off a team.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
I agree
It will be fascinating to see how Chip approaches the draft. Many people think they want a running back in the first round, but maybe he’d hold out for LMJ in the second?
I don't see why he wouldn't take LMJ in the first.
LB’s big enough to be the feature back, use LMJ to mix up the pace.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Tampa has the fifth pick and LMJ is not even projected into the first round, no way he reaches that high.
Probably the third
And honestly, probably not at all. Tampa doesn’t absolutely need a RB nearly as much as they need…almost anything else.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
TB knows what they're getting
i doubt kelly accepts the job if he wasn’t gaurunteed he could run his shit
Good luck with that notion
I suspect you’re quite wrong.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
i know TB isn't that smart
but there’s no way they are that stupid. and i doubt kelly is going to jump to a full pro style after not coaching it for like 8 years
Why not?
He didn’t start with the spread offense. That wasn’t the first thing he did.
Put it another way: they don’t have the right people to play spread at Tampa. Trying to do it would be like trying to make tebow play pro-style. It’s an auto-failure and a waste of time. He could get those people in a few years, but he doesn’t have that much time. So he’s going to have to do things differently simply because of necessity.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
freeman has shown he can throw
tebow cannot. also tampa is years from being good, why not do something risky to gain attention? their shitty anyways, might as well rebuild to something that has shown it can work in the NFL at least a little, and bring in one of the best spread offense guys in the country
Why not do something risky to gain attention
What attention do you need? It’s not like he’s going to get more recruits if he has a flashy offense or something, or get more free agents. That’s stupid.
Kelly doesn’t have a couple years to do anything. If he doesn’t improve at least a decent amount next year he’s probably out in two. This isn’t like college where coaches are given 5 year timelines; you get 3 if you’re lucky and usually two at most.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
attention market in the nfl
sell tickets, sell merchandise, rebranding effort, people tune in, free agents, a market ineffeciency with players who played in the spread and need to run the same concepts in the NFL?
Free agents don't care
the notion that free agents would come to your team if you’re splashy or fun is ludicrous. They come to win, or they come for the money.
People will tune in if Tampa’s winning. They’ll not if they aren’t. Losing spectacularly is still losing in the NFL, and that’s ultimately what the fans and the owners care about.
Seriously, do you really believe that the fans are all atwitter that their team is losing 45-31 instead of 28-17? They’re still not going to show up.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Free agents who fit the system
Are out of a job. They care because they could get a job. It’s not like Kelly would have to do anything to get them anyway; they aren’t working or won’t be working.
yes, a lot of NFL fans are talking about Tampa RIGHT NOW. Which means by your logic the best bet is to hire and fire coaches every month. That’s really stupid.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Because he can get him in the second?
Tampa bay has what, a 5th overall pick? Why take LMJ then? Tampa has ridiculous holes all over the place; their QB is bad, their line isn’t great, their Dline isn’t great, their secondary is poor. You never pick someone high when you don’t need to, regardless of whether you think he’s good. That’s just stupid.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
TAMPA BAY SUPER BOWL CHAMPEEONS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Word is the Browns want RGIII at #4. Tampa would have to do some serious trading to steal him from them.
Cleveland is just smart enough to be sufficiently dumb to make that trade
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
They're already trying to talk with STL.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Josh Freeman and picks.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Why would you make that trade?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
That seems a lot more likely to me
Though I doubt the GM would allow it; they think they’ve got a real winner in Freeman. Which…is in itself a tough thing to deal with for a new coach.
Plus honestly RG3 will be gone by the 5th pick; Cleveland will take them no matter what. They’d have to trade up..
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Like, for realz real.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
RG3 playing under Kelly would be a very interesting combination. I would tune in.
Ursus arctos californicus – California golden bear
by berkeleyboy510 on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Because he can wait and take him in the second.
TB has needs more pressing than RB.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
Point is, not 1.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
I hear Rob Mullens is going to hire him, and then leisurely wait a while to tell his superiors.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
Aw, man.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
We should target Brian Kelly.
It’d save us hundreds on “Coach Kelly” labeling costs.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I have never been standing
more on the metaphorical ledge than I am right now.
As soon as the word is final I am immediately hurling myself into the volcano.
Please tell my children I love them.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Join me and jcgoducks on the ledge
Volcanoes are too hard to get to. You have to drive and climb hills and stuff.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Speaking of volcanoes, did anyone watch the season premier of An Idiot Abroad last night? Karl Pilkington is absolutely hilarious.
“I’ve always thought it would be useful to have a volcano close at hand. You know, to throw old mattresses and cabinets and the like in.”
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
Okay sounds good
I’d love to have friends to jump with. Mass suicide will really make a statement and this feels like it calls for that level of melodrama, yes?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
things will be fine. Oregon is a destination level job now.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
We better hope so. We never have been one before.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
When was the last time we had any sort of real coaching search?
17 years ago. A lot has changed.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I don't recall there being much of a search in '95
MB was plugged right in for continuity’s sake.
We haven’t hired a coach from The Outside World since 1977… and back then we were most definitely not a destination job.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
it's what the last 25 years has been about. =)
eugene is a top 10 coaching job. people fall in love with eugene when they visit. im actually getting excited to see where this ends. rest assured, we will be more than fine.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure he means "football job."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe - but who wants to follow up what Chip has done the last three years?
That would be a bitch.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Who wants to follow up what Urban Meyer did at Florida? Coaches that want to fucking compete, which is the type of coach we want at Oregon.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
THINGS WILL NOT BE FINE POLLYANNA
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
You know John McKay?
A former Duck(player/assistant), the first head coach of the expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
The next coach that comes in has some impossible shoes to fill.
How can ANYBODY fill the void that Chip leaves behind?
Why do you think we're all depressed?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Hi guys, jump. I'll be here with "When Harry met Sally" and some Dreyers.
@JHopkins247: One high source told me seconds ago “He’s gone” with regards to Chip Kelly
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Maybe they were HIGH high school kids?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
The funny thing IF we did get Peterson
Actually two things:
1) The OBNUG mother of all meltdowns
2) The Big East is screwed because they thought they were getting a top shelf program.
Speaking of reasons for Peterson to bolt...
The Big East? Seriously?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
can you imagine the hassle with all the flying
back and forth between Boise and San Diego and the East coast. Bleh
by TheFountainAndTheMountain on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I think this is a point in the favor of him leaving
Not to mention the possibility of the Big East losing BCS AQ status
If he has a family he loves and wants to see as much as possible, given that he's a CFB coach
wouldn’t Oregon be pretty attractive? Especially with next season’s schedule? (No OOC roadies, for one thing)
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Bennett may have 99 problems, but CK aint one
@BryanBennett3 2m
Alex Smith showing the wheels!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Most of them have been here since the Reagan administration
Why do you think they’d leave now?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
The only one that might possibly leave would be Azzinaro.
Those coaches are more Oregon than Chip Kelly is.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Well, unless Frost is promoted, he’s leaving in the next 3 years anyway.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
If they don't hire from within, and don't hire someone with a bunch of great relationships,
it might be hard to sell the ready-made staff to the new HC. He’s going to want his own guys, perhaps.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I say we get Bellotti back if
We can’t get our first or possibly second choice quickly. No way do we have an extended coaching search.
An ex is good for a booty cal though, but not much else.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
On the other hand, if he comes back
the state saves $480k/year in PERS pension money. It’s a win/win!
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
And he could repay that golden parachute
just because he loves Oregon
Bellotti coming back would be a disaster. The program has moved forward.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think "disaster" is an overstatement
Belotti is a hell of a coach, the rest of the assistants would still be here, and Helfrich could run Chip’s offense.
I’m not necessarily favoring Belotti, but there are worse options, including promoting either Helfrich or Alliotti.
Yeah, disaster might be overstating it, but I think it would not go well at all.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I hate the motherfucking offseason
I long for the days of Cliff Harris being an idiot. Those were the good days.
by eloomis20 on Jan 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I miss when all that would happen in our offseasons were that our starting QBs would steal laptops.
Things like that.
he is welcome to mine right now
it is pain box, pure and simple
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
This is what happens when you cheer for a team that is actually relevant nationally.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oregon should act fast
If Helfrich is ready, announce he’s HC at the same time as Kelly’s departure. If not, Aliotti becomes caretaker for 2012. Its too late to find an out-of-program A-Lister.
I don't think so.
You have to offer a trainload of money to Peterson first.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Why would he come here at the last second...
…after turning down offers from every major program for years?
Peterson is not leaving.
Because he has said Oregon is his dream job.
Because first made his name here. Because it’s “home” in several ways for him. These are all things none of the other teams can offer him.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
this is genuinely news to me
where did Peterson say this?
A few years back. I think before the Moore era started.
But now the Moore era is over.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
I am not doubting you
but do you have a link?
Interesting.
AndrewGreif Andrew Greif
There’s precedent, folks: The last UO coach to go to a Rose Bowl, Rich Brooks, left for the St. Louis Rams on Feb. 11, 1995.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Are Ducks allergic to Roses or something?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
The last Oregon coach to go to a Rose Bowl came back the following year and took us to the NCG.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
At least Brooks waited until recruiting season was over, IIRC (would have to research this and am too depressed to do so)
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
What's going to happen to all the Win The Day stuff around the program
not to mention the Autzen walls.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We've lost lots of days.
You get up the next morning and try to win that one.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
For now we will change them to WhINe The Day
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
You know what crazy?
The last two off seasons have been hell in one form or another but strangely enough the worse they’ve been the better the subsequent season.
Lose Starting QB- Go to National Championship Game
Have major scandal break- Win the Rose Bowl.
Oh I’m staying positive….
Now where’s my vodka?
"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
Would any coach make anyone feel at least a little better?
Belotti coming back would be at least emotionally comforting. Maybe he can hire a new stud OC to take over in a few more years… (lol)
Peterson would be fun to steal from Boise, but he’d feel a little dirty… Like the girlfriend who slept with your worst enemy before showing interest in you.
Fuck no one will be as good…
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I think Tony Dungy would ease the sting some.
The Stumptown Quack
by RipCityforLife on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Belotti coming back would be at least emotionally comforting.
That actually is the exact rationale I was going with. It’d be pretty much like moving back in with your parents after living out with your friends for a few years. One the one hand, embarrassing and undoubtedly feeling like you’ve failed and regressed. On the other hand, you’d be with someone who loves you and who you know is a great housemate, and is very familiar.
Things like that.
This would be a great analogy for why hiring Bellotti would be a very, very bad idea.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
yep
rebound sex with an ex never ends well
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Well, it ends really well.
Then you put your pants on. And it gets awkward.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Especially considering that with your ex, unlike a new partner
you already know what kind of kinky shit she’s definitely not into.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I mean, it’s not going to help it, but I doubt it falls apart. Kelly wasn’t the main recruiter for a large number of our recruits.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
A swift replacement would be great.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
What would our program
look like if CK did stick around til LOI day, then blows town. Maybe he maintains integrity this way.
This. So much this.
Look, this is crappy timing, but there is never good timing for something like this. It’s just the way things work.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
@McNamaraUO 3m
I see you Twitter. If/when there is news to confirm, you’ll have it ASAP #goducks
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Told you, you can't trust a SID.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Okay, so that’s Andy McNamara, right?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
If not, it's a Vicious joke Tako is playing on you.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Andy is good looking. Quite a Sex Pistol.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
Sort of reminds me of the last thing Johnny Rotten said on the stage of the last concert they played in the US, back in '78, in Texas
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Like the man says:
“NOBODY does the offseason like Oregon.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions
just throwing this out as a barometer
what aboud dan mullen’s of miss state? runs the spread, solid defenses. member of the new hampshire mafia with chip kelly.
I don't see him leaving the SEC anytime soon.
He was at Florida for a while, and extremely grateful when MSU offered him the job. He strikes me as a Charlie Strong type in that regard.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
interesting
he might like getting out of a bottom feeder in the sec though. idk, this sucks regardless
Are we married to the spread? I mean, it’s fun and everything, but I just want a coach that will get the most out of his players.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
the players have been recruited for it, mostly
the OL certainly. DAT. Oh, sweet sweet DAT
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
You can make your players successful in many systems. A good coach will adapt whatever scheme they bring to get the most out of their players.
And I think we have the talent across the board to play many different schemes.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Agreed. I just don’t think we need to go after only spread coaches (if it comes to that). Go for talent and innovation.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i still like peterson, and i think he'd do great
i also like gary patterson because of their defense. who else is there in a pro system somewhere that’s really good?
Not a clue. Not something I’ve had to think about much lately.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
RichRod say "wha?"
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
The interesting part will be what a move like this will do to the “Brand” of Oregon. The whole “Win the Day” is all over the place. Websites, fields, etc. You have to think about all that stuff going away and getting rebranded. It’s a crazy thing
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I think that's what makes the news most jarring.
Chip Kelly is Oregon football, in its current state. Of course he leaving was a possbility, but it didn’t seem like it considering how firmly he and his ideal are entrenched.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I don’t think it will be a change, but we’ll evolve and move forward.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
That all depends on who we hire.
If we go in-house there might not be a big change. If we up and hire Gary Patterson (which by the way, I’d love) then there would be.
Things like that.
As there should be. Some parts will be embraced, some will slowly fall by the wayside.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Thought we'd have at least one more year.
Even a week ago, the thought of Chip to the NFL was getting a lot of scoffs, wasn’t being taken seriously by anyone besides Tony Dungy.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
We'll be fine guys
We were that close with MB as our HC, and we’d get a better coach now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You two are delusional, but I love you anyway
There IS no better coach that CK, not for us anyway.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Chip Kelly is a great, great football coach. He has taken Oregon to height we never imagined.
But was unending conference titles really sustainable? We’re not going to keep up the pace, but we’re not going to become Cal overnight.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
No, we'd have off years
but I doubt anyone else’s ability to keep us in the elite realm we’d finally broken into.
Feels like we’ll be back to winning the Pac 10 once every 10-15 years.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I don’t think that’s true. It’s not like any other teams in the North are powerhouses.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Look Jared
You and your so called logic are not getting me off this ledge. I’m jumping I tell you, straight into a fifth of vodka. Got it?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I think we're better than that
I bet we continually win the North division, and win the Pac every 3-7 years. But I do think that without CK, Oregon as an elite program will slip a bit.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
But I do think that without CK, Oregon as an elite program will slip a bit.
Sadly, I agree.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
We probably won't be as elite,
but I would say that we will still be in a position to win the conference every few years, at the least.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
I'm just further along in the grief process.
Daisy – Denial
D – Acceptance (due to drinking a lot of beer)
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Copycat
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Might as well post my "dream list"
1. Chris Peterson
2. Gus Malzahn
3. Dana Holgorson
4. Tony Dungy
5. John Gruden
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST reply actions
I would move Dungy up some and Holgorson down
The Stumptown Quack
by RipCityforLife on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
I just don't like the guy.
I don’t have concrete reasons. He just isn’t very exciting as a coach. There’s a reason his most tempting offer was Arkansas St.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
It was his only offer
I think he wanted the hell out of Auburn and he wanted a head coaching job really badly apparently.
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
But he turned down much better jobs just a year earlier.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
1. he was only successful with Cam Newton
2. he has no prior HC experience
3. he left auburn for…arkansas state
Chip Kelly had no head coaching experience either, mind you
Anatidaephobia...
by theonetheonly55 on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
he's positioning himself for an SEC job. It's the only reason to go to Ark St - a program he can leave at a moment's notice.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
my list
1. chris peterson
2. gary patterson
3. tony dungy
4. dana holgorson
5. john gruden
6. we’re fucked
Chris Peterson
We will get Chris Peterson he was an assistant to the ducks for 6 years. I think will get him, and be just as good.
we have the best chance of anybody
but i have doubts we’ll get him. if he’s going to leave boise st. he’s going to do it now.
Let me add some:
Nebraskas defensive coordinator/former defensive line coach: John Papuchis. I want good defensive line play & a young enthusiastic fella like this could land us Arik Armstead.
Missouri’s offensive coordinator David Yost: Creepy face, good coach: 
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
Yeah its a little different but I think we have the talent to do it
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
He looks like a swedish serial rapist.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Not really. He works in the spread & does a good job developing QB's.
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
I'm just looking at the dude and seeing Woody Harrelson with Hillary Clinton's hair.
Things like that.
He looks like he's wearing
one of those novelty visors with fake hair attached to it
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
If we get Yost
Will we will Remember The Titans?
DRUNKEN PODCAST MUST HAPPEN AT FIRST LIGHT
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Give me Scott Frost!
Assuming Chris Peterson is not available that is… ;)
love Frost! but isn't he destined to return to nebraska?
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Isn't that my line?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
NIKE !!!
Starting in 2012, Nike will replace Reebok as the provider for uniforms in the NFL,
overblown. That's just a branding thing.
The uniforms will continue to be manufactured by the same company in Wisconsin that was making them for Reebok. All Nike is paying for is the right to have its logo on stuff and sell NFL jerseys.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I just don’t understand why people want Chris Peterson after all the hell we’ve given him being at Boise for dirty play, lax discipline, etc. It makes no sense to me at all.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
by dvieira on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I feel the same.
I don’t want somebody who lets/encourages crap like that. I’d rather have Dungy, if he was an option.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t stand Chris Petersen. I hope we don’t hire him.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
In other news...
This NFCCG is really interesting
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST reply actions
Given all our advantages
1. Uncle Phil
2. Amazing facilities
3. Huge buzz around the program
4. Shockingly fast athletes
I would not be shocked if Oregon takes a real shot at an established coach at a big-time school who no one would think would leave.
Jeeves, where's my check-writing pen?
@PeteThamelNYT Chip Kelly and Tampa will be a fascinating look at how bad Phil Knight wants to keep Chip. Money no object for Phil
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
The one thing Uncle Phil can't do
is turn the Ducks into an NFL team. I don’t think money is the issue at all here.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
uncle phil could buy the bucs and shut them down.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
He better buy every NFL team, just to be safe.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
still possible.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
Not entirely
Can’t buy the Packers, they are publicly owned and I am sure as Hell not giving up my couple of shares.
I know where I come from, and when you always have in mind where you come from the rest will be easy. I think the rest will be easy.
-- M. Rivera
/Doctor Evil pinky to mouth
ONE BILLION DOLLARS
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
If it was money, all Chip needs to do is ask...
… why the hardball tactics? it’s not about money.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
It's not money. Apparently the NY Times doesn't hire writers smart enough to understand this.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I agree - sorry if my comment wasn't clear in making the same point.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Here you go ledge jumpers
@footballscoop 4m
Tampa / Oregon: We have confirmed Chip Kelly has accepted the head job at Tampa. footballscoop.com/the-scoop
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wait for Meeeeeee .ee..ee....e.....e....e..........
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Wasn't there something in his contract
about 2 weeks notice to give the UO time to counter-offer?
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
how do we know this hasn't happened?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I thought it was mentioned
that the athletic department was kinda taken aback by this news.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
this IS feeling a bit like all the conference realignment sensation...
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
I have two words for those who think Coach X/Y/Z would be the worst choice:
Gary Crowton.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions
want to punch screen when i hear that name
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
YES
Trust me, you’ll love him. Hire that guy post haste!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Trying to find the silver lining
and the only thing I can come up with is the denouement of www.firechipkelly.com
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
this
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
It would keep the continuity of the staff. Do you really want someone to come in and dump this staff, when it’s been noted that so much of our success is due to continuity?
He’s been learning under Chip for 3 years. Not the worst idea
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
but not him
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions
Aiming high replacements
Chris Petersen?
Gary Patterson?
Who else is out there and possible?
Not sure why Tampa is going after him
He’s got 3 years of head coaching experience at a major college running an offense that doesn’t really work in the NFL.
by Jonathan Wright on Jan 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions
Because he's a football genius?
Nah, couldn’t be that.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
How do we KNOW his offense doesn't work in the NFL?
What IS his offense? As mentioned many times, he has adapted and evolved his offense over the years.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
If Kelly leaves,
What about hiring Manny Diaz (DC for Texas)? He is a great coordinator, but he might just waiting until Mack Brown inevitably retires to take that job.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
I am not opposed to an awesome assistant who is an awesome recruiter
Like Chip Kelly for instance.
Diaz seems plausible.
And Wilcox is at least worth a second thought.
I agree
Would like to see us go after an up and comer. Wilcox and Diaz would certainly fit the bill. Gary Patterson is the only current college head coach I’d want us to go after, the others would be out of our reach or just not a good fit.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
I think I'd rather keep someone in-house at this point, if we can't get an immediate hire from a working HC familiar with our offensive style
Helfrich would make sense. And it would continue the string of promoting OCs to HC, which has worked out pretty well for us recently.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Only one way to find out.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Not sure Helfrich can really coach though
He wasn’t really a playcaller, that was all Chip. So he was basically a glorified QB coach. Who knows if he’ll be a good head coach? The problem is that on our staff, we have lots of great, experienced assistants, but no head coaching prospects (besides Frost, but he’s too young and inexperienced). I like Helfrich, just not sure what we’ll get with him at the helm.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
And I remember after the first game of 2009
when there were not a few who questioned whether Chip had it in him to be a head coach.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Different situation
Chip Kelly was THE playcaller as the OC. I’m not sure how much Helfrich has played into the mix here. But, I can’t say I would be really disappointed if we went with him. He’s had a good track record developing quarterbacks, that’s for sure.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
but that makes me very sad on many levels.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
So
What do we do with the $3.5 million buyout?
Can you make a Vince Lombardi clone for that much?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Buy a couple seats on the education board and rehire lariviere?
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
by GustyJ on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
We buy a replica National Championship trophy.
Because our chances of winning a real one have just dropped dramatically.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
It'll cost a good chunk of that to de-brand all that WTD stuff.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
What a crappy way
to hear about this, through leaks.
A tearful announcement from CK at the Cooler would’ve been better.
Since when do people tearfully announce that they're upgrading to a better-paid, nicer-located, more enjoyable job?
Things like that.
by qrsouther on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
When it means leaving people you love and knowing that you're hurting them, even if they understand and wish you well.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
I'm talking about the coaches and players, not us, by the way.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
His modified Princeton offense would be interesting as adapted from basketball.
Oh, you meant…never mind.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
That Sonofa..
@DuckFootball: Heading off to Florida for a visit with the in-laws. Back Wednesday. Brace yourselves …
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm sure Kelly will help in finding the best possible replacement HC.
He has connections everywhere and he loves these kids. He will do what he can to insure they are not left hung out to dry. I would not be suprised if he suggests some off the wall replacement that we all scoff at, only to find out he is exactly what we needed. I wish Chip the best of luck.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
People on twitter are quoting sources saying that the Lariviere situation played a role in CK allowing NFL people to speak with him.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
didn't like the atmosphere in Oregon?
seems like a big stretch, but maybe he got tired of the politics of a college job
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
that's interesting
So much speculation to be had from all this… it’s hard not to fall into it.
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Dior Mathis just tweeted "this isnt good"
It is the vagueness that frightens me
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
as someone who follows him regularly, it could be just him watching the NFC championship game
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Or just a response to Twitter rumors. Not to any inside information.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
It could have been.
There was just a 33 yard pass at that moment.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I was thinking that he burned some peanut butter cookies.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions
@OfficialMSP: Hearing from Coaches Chip is gone, but we all know how Oregon loves to toy with the media…
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
@schadjoe 6m
Why NFL? “More money and less (stuff),” someone said of Kelly’s interests.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
hey Will, if you got some good news to report off twitter, that would be great. I feel like I’m following your feed here.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Sorry
I’m not one to go with the “WHY GOD WHY” or the speculative stuff right now; the progression of story is more my gig.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
you posting other people’s speculation is, by proxy, speculation
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
yep
every tweet basically says the same thing. and its mostly people speculating.
Understood.
I’ll filter the tweets more than I am now down to Defcon 1 level importance.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
From RB Coach to HC?
nah It’s Helfrich Frost or out of house.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I want to make this clear
I’m not angry about Chip leaving because he gave us all he had, and we experienced success I don’t think any of us ever dreamed of.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Me neither
although I might just feel a tiny bit jilted.
But really, my anguish is the future. And DAMN things were fun under Chip. I wasn’t ready for it to end.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
I feel like a high schooler who just got broken up with, with "coach" replacing "boy" in the soliloquy
He was the only [coach] I’ll ever love and he was the best [coach] in the whole wide world and no [coach] will ever make it right and I’ll be alone forever and—hey, that [coach] is kinda cute flashy and destined to take us to the national title…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a little annoyed.
Because I don’t expect him to succeed in the NFL. I’m most afraid he’s going to wash out of the NFL and bring a National Championship to another college team. If he gets a Super Bowl ring, I’ll be very happy for him.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Also
It would be interesting if we hire a HC, given that our last two hires had ZERO HC exp.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Dear girls of ATQ
I’ve never been dumped before: Which brand of ice cream do I eat and which chick flick do I cry through
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I’ve never been dumped before
Because you’ve need to have a relationship to be dumped….
by westspec on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
you think you can sneak this stuff in on a PANIC THREAD?
it has been noted
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
what do you eat when you've been banned?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whisky and "Die Hard."
Jesus.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You have to attract a girl first.
And one “date” dosen’t count.
I want to make this clear
I’m happy for any person who has a chance to follow their dream and get compensated handsomely for it.
I’m just depressed that it feels like the end of an era … that we had our shot at the top of the mountain and we will now regress back to our post-Suffering historical mean of 8 or 9 win seasons with the occasional bounce and dip.
And I hope to hell I’m wrong.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
We should be the class of the north
With that school in Seattle for several years to come at least.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Awfully short era, too....
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
It is the end of an era
Not just any era. Chip Kelly brought us out from our wallflower chair and took us to the dance floor. Chip Kelly was our first blush with all that was exciting, thrilling, the things in life that make your heart pound and your blood race. Chip Kelly was a first love, and probably only love, the love of your life who gets away.
Chip Kelly didn’t have the best tools to work with, but his imagination and creativity and football intelligence saw us hew new paths out of the football forest, out into the plains where the sun shines and roses litter the ground. We did change the football world. We were a blur to the rest of the football world and it wasn’t just our buildings and our uniforms that got talked about, that got emulated across the football world. Big-shot talking heads like Jon Gruden praised us for being innovative, and we liked it. It was respect, it was arrival, and it was balm after the previous 95 years of suckage.
That brilliant trajectory into the BCS playground from his first season on was meteor-like and short, impossibly short, and I know I will not see its like again.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That sounds like the night I lost my virginity.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
If Chip Kelly leaves, this would effect recruiting at the wrong time.
If My Life Is Great, Why Am I Not Happy?
by well you win some and lose others on Jan 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions
It'd be a scramble to reassure guys of the program's position.
We’d get hit a bit. Wouldn’t be a total disaster. I hope.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Better than after signing day
Then you have signed recruits asking to leave.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Matt Prehm is going to be on Tuesday Night Talks this week. I’m sure we’ll have more then.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
way to plug the podcast
man, that coudl be a far different conversation than I imagined
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Hopefully he doesn’t have to cancel. I’m sure he’ll have a fun two weeks.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
One way to think about this:
Is Oregon losing Kelly more disastrous than Stanford losing Harbaugh?
I’d say absolutely not.
They also had a man by the name of Andrew Luck
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
We have a man by the name of De'Anthony Thomas.
And I’d argue that he has a better supporting cast than that fine young man did, too.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
I suppose it depends on the new coach
But I’d be more surprised if he left than if he didn’t. Of course, I would have said the same about Kelly two hours ago.
Open oven, insert head.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
In regards to what?
Next year or the future of the program?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
That remains to be seen. They lost Harbaugh but still had Luck, their great OL and a good WR corps. Now a lot of those guys are gone, and we’ll see how Shaw does at rebuilding.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Stanford fans don't care...
…because they all make a gazillion dollars a year.
Oregon football is all I have!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I'm surprised by these comments
Stanford’s success is so much more tenuous than ours. Not only do they have the limitations of their academic requirements but they were horrible 5 years ago.
I feel we are much better set up structurally for long-term success than Stanford.
i think the head coach is the most important person to a college football team
more than a qb, rb, or anybody. we have no immediate fill in
Interesting comparison
both brought somewhat successful programs into the national spotlight. But Stanford had a much easier transition, and it’s not like the pro-style offense was hard to adapt to. I think the problem is that Kelly’s got quite the brain. Lots of our victories over the past three years were due to his scheme and mindset, especially as he wasn’t working with top athletes.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Department of Inappropriate Timing
I just got a call from the University of Oregon’s Department of Annual Giving.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
its earmarked for Kelly's raise
donate your life savings!
Did you scream at them
to get off the damn phone and go disable Chip’s car so he can’t leave town??
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Should have. I just started crying and hung up.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Since when does beer count as an “energy drink”? I guess it does have calories…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
That was Shaq Thompson
@JHopkins247 5m
Chip Kelly did not make his scheduled in-home visit tonight: Details: bit.ly/xhpZXA #oregon #Ducks
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
oy vey
swing and a miss. Bet he ends up at Washington
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions
this is upsetting. he could have at least sent phil.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
If Oregon DOES land an outside hC
What happens to Oregon’s famously long-tenured coaching staff? I have to imagine guys like Patterson and Pertersen would want to bring in their guys.
Also… this is going to cost so much money.
1. Well, we’re getting a boatload of buyout money from TB.
2. My guess is if anyone on the staff leaves it will be Greatwood. He’s been in the NFL and would like to go back. Young enough to do it.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I guess thats the other question
How many guys does Chip take with him?
Do Frost and Helfrich go? Etc etc
Does Chip take anyone with him?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
well he doesn't go without taking his offensive staff
and then hire a DC with pro experience
This all makes DT's decision to leave last weekend very interesting
doesn’t it?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
DT knew and none of the other players did?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
I remember when I heard about Pete Carroll jumping for the NFL
and I know what that gut punch feels like – in that respect, you guys have my sympathy. That being said, if true, it’s great news for USC’s prospects next year.
I’ll be very curious to see who you guys end up with – if this isn’t just a ploy to get uncle Phil to open up his checkbook.
It's going to be weird going back to feeling like questioning the coach after losses.
Things like that.
At least we won't have to feel guilty asking if that's OK.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
ITS ALL GOOD
If chip leaves, will just go get boise states head coach Chris Petterson, and make it to the BCS Championship again. I think he is just as good as Chip. There the two best college football coaches, plus petterson was an assistant coach to the ducks for 6 years before going to boise.
by oregon2121 on Jan 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I found Matt Daddy you guys!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
That is a picture of probably about 30 people in this thread.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
If only we were all as cool as Ron Swanson.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 22, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Niners in overtime, Chip Kelly maybe leaving.
I’m stuck in football purgatory.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I think I’m in Limbo. I’m seeing the projection of Chip Kelly and thinking about all the good times we had, and I just want to relive them. However, I know that he’s gone and he’s never coming back, so I’ll just have to exit.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
There's not enough booze in San Fran Frisco for him.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think it's actually the suicidal
Oregon fans that have broken it.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Well, technical, it's "pre-suicidal".
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I think this may be accurate for all of us.....

"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
Monday means the start of finals week
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
Really? Did not know that.
"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
Maybe this possibly?

"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm...
@sb_joedavidson: Chip Kelly did indeed cancel Sacramento-area recruiting trips….
I believe TB had to get permission to even talk to CK.
The AD had to know.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
We wouldn't know if the AD knew.
For all we know they could already have a replacement ready to announce.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
We’ll still have a top 25 recruiting class, and on par with the rest of the conference.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Yep.
But we undoubtedly lost any chance at this class being as good (or better) than last season’s. We had a real chance to land both of those players.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Yeah, and that’s what happens when you have a coaching change. A single recruiting class does not make or break a school.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
that really seems to be the most disappointing thing for me. i think oregon is a great job, we will find another amazing gem, if we end up needing to. but i was really hoping for some recruiting “freak out” news this year, and that seem to have taken a hit.
OREGON is more than just 5 years (that kelly was with us). it was a wonderful 5 years and may still be, but it’s more than just one person.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
I know he is young but I think we should go with Frost.
He is young, players love him, he’s mentioned he wants to eventually run a hybrid kelly/nebraska offense and he has a veteran staff around him to cover his back. He could be the face of the program until he feels comfortable enough to take the helm fully.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
we will be fine. this is an exciting time in the history of oregon athletics.
can’t wait to see the next gem to land in eugene!
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
I love your optimism.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Whoever gets hired, it has to happen Right Fucking NOW.
No extended searches.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
It needs to be a "Chip left, we hired..."
press conference.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Unreliable source
said Chris Peterson
Making days happy like Arthur Fonzarelli
Everyone is going to say Chris Peterson
right up until he turns the job down.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
A friend on facebook
who’s cousin works for the U of O said Peterson. Like I said, unreliable. But who knows…
Making days happy like Arthur Fonzarelli
Well, we’ll go after him…. That’s all but guaranteed. Who knows if he’ll get it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
rumor has been Petterson would only consider Oregon for some time. this is not new.
so let’s wait and see.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Guys
I’m sad. :-(
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
In other news,
49er fans not feeling too great after they just fumbled away the season on a punt return.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Giants got the ball inside the 25.
Lining up for a field goal now.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
That's only on the first drive of OT
For whomever wins the coin toss
by INducktrination on Jan 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
JIMBACO! JIMBACO!

"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
Ha!
are you a Niner’s fan? If so, I’m sorry for tonight, but cheering on Harbaugh must have felt, er, conflicting
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
And then Harbaugh refused to do the traditional post-game interview with FOX. Same old ahole. What’s his deal?
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2-7 off-suit.
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by BearStage on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh don’t remind me. You guys want Williams as ST coach?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 22, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm headed out to find an open liquor store, or barring that, a bar.
YOU ALL HAD BETTER HAVE THIS FIXED BY THE TIME I GET BACK.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I forgot how shitty Oregon liquor laws are.
But I have a case of Hopslam that is not yet cold. It’s a blessing and a curse.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
The 49ers blowing it
Is the straw that is about to break my back. :(
by WeeJa on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Today has been awful.
Manchester City beat Tottenham, Manchester United beat Arsenal, New England beat the Ravens, the Giants are most likely going to beat the 49ers, and Chip Kelly is leaving. I only wanted one of these teams to win.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions
I’m sorry, what are those first two?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
. . . wait, you were rooting for Tottenham AND Arsenal? Do you also root for Oregon St.?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
and I also really like Harry Redknapp
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
...I don't know what a Harry Redknapp is.
It sounds like a kind of bird. Is that a kind of bird?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
its like a Brazilian for gingers
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That made me laugh during the last three minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
Well done.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I think you'd like him
What tactical instructions did Redknapp give to Pavlyuchenko during the break? I’ll let him speak for himself:
"Not a lot; he doesn’t speak English, he’s got an interpreter. I just told him to tell Pavlyuchenko to fucking run around a bit."
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
See? I don't know what the hell a Pavlyuchanko is either.
Did your cat just walk across the keyboard? Don’t let him do that, he’ll just think he runs the house.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Z

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Jan 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Ok. I was confused because your list implied that Man U winning was a bad thing.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah it was a bit poorly worded
I actually don’t mind Arsenal though. I really just enjoy good football and I sympathise with Arsene. But, I am a United fan through and through and despise Liverpool, Chelski and Man City.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't Kelly have a NFL clause in his contract?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
All this talk that Chip Kelly would leave for the NFL for the "challenge"
Makes me blame the rest of the Pac-12 coaches. Chip’s 25-2 in 3 years. He has fewer conference losses than years as a head coach. Fuck you other Pac-12 coaches for not providing enough of a challenge to Chip.
/takes another shot
/cries
by INducktrination on Jan 22, 2012 7:37 PM PST reply actions
lol. stop it.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
lol that’s hilarious
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
He just missed his chance
A lot of P12 programs are looking up.
by WinOrLoseCougsBooze on Jan 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Does someone have Colbert's #
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i occupy you!
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
Well fuck...
there goes my shirt for next year…

good luck in the NFL
by win_the_day on Jan 22, 2012 7:40 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
now that i'm drunk, i'm going to go read in bed, fall asleep and wake up tomorrow
and find out that this was just a nightmare
So I guess it's now
Win The Bay?
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 7:41 PM PST via Android app reply actions
Stolen from the Daily Emerald.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Get it?
Like, Tampa BAY! Cause there’s a bay in the name.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
See
The place Chip is going is on a BAY, so you know, Win the BAY.
/lovethepileon!
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
wait... you mean the San Francisco Bay?
Right?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
no no - we call that Frisco Bay
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There once was a team from Seattle / Who’s Dawg Pound would on and on prattle, / "Our coach makes big bucks / But he can’t beat the Ducks! / Let’s call SBN Legal and tattle!" by JonathanPDX Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
just think lmj said if we would have lost he would have stayed.... dont you think dt and then chip would have stayed too?
I honestly do.
I don’t think Coach Kelly leaves without a signature bowl win.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
He could have had a National Championship.
That’s what bothers me most.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I could have had a National Championship
That’s what bothers me the most.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe you can be our next coach.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Well, I could have had a V8...

…but you don’t hear me bitching.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
he doesn't leave, or he doesn't get offered?
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure that he could have gotten an offer had we lost the Rose Bowl.
I just don’t think that Kelly would have left had he not won.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
i think im very much in agreement with this.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
What the fuck guys? Seriously, what the fuck? I was away for a couple days and then spent the afternoon watching the NFL games… and I come on here to see if there’s anything funny in the Quack Fix and get this? This is not funny. We are not amused. You guys need to cut this out RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Well you left and DT left. You left again and CK left.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think you mean Moseley.
It’s all freaking Moseley.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
My eyes! MY EYES!!!
Really? On this of all days you link to BLEACHERREPORT? REALLY?!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
bleacher report ,.... "Good Article".... something sounds off to me. sorry dan rubenstein.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
I needed that.
It’s a good read.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I live the part where for fail to mention to mention Cal as in the running for Shaq Thompson...
Asshats.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
some boise state fans i know are actually worried petersen is going to leave
they have never been worried before
by jcgoducks on Jan 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
If he's going to leave at all, now would be the time.
I still don’t think he does it.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
by Takimoto on Jan 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
me either, and i don’t want him for the post anyway.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I don't think he will either
but this certainly will answer the question on him once and for all.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Gooooodd, gooooooddd......
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
As you said, they’ve never been worried before.
WHERE’S PROBABLY MONTY WHEN WE NEED HIM!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
honestly, i saw we have a 35-40% chance of getting him
better than every other school, but its tough when the guy doesn’t care about money. they’re worried and i take that as a good sign
After someone mentioned Patterson, that’s who I want. Who cares about Cheaty Petey.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Patterson would be a major coup. I don't think we get him, but that is the one hire that I would actually be rather excited about.
Things like that.
Would be a big change for the team. What would happen with Aliotti?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Patterson's a defense guy, but he would still need a DC. Alliotti obviously knows him too, since Alliotti and the defense visited TCU a few summers back.
Things like that.
I could see Chris Petersen keeping a lot of our spread concepts intact, but what would Gary Patterson do with our offense?
If Patterson came on board, I’d feel very good with Helfrich, Greatwood, and Frost running the offense.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I want Patterson more than Petersen for sure.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You don't get to have as much success as Gary Patterson has had without being able to adapt and identify your strengths.
TCU’s run the spread most of his time at TCU too. Remember Andy Dalton? Bryan Bennett could be his new Andy Dalton.
With all this said, no matter how awesome getting Patterson would be, I don’t see it happening.
Things like that.
Probably more likely than Peterson though
And I’m more in favor of Gary than Pete.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Realistically, for your offense and defense, Gary seems the better fit
and that’s not me being a wishful BSU fan
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
not trying to...i'm just saying, Gary is the better fit, based on what i've seen
and I’ve seen a lot (not just BSU games)
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Maybe
Oregon doesn’t have a great history with a really hard-hitting defense; that’s not been the feel for quite some time. It’s possible, but doubtful. I also suspect the big-12 money would be pretty hard for Patterson to leave.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
yeah, even when I remember Oregon when I lived there, they thrived on offense
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Doesn't Patterson run the same kind of speed-based blitz heavy scheme
that Aliotti’s so fond of? I bet they’d hit it off right away.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
he runs a spread option with a lot of running plays
a lot more power runnin gout of the spread.
his defense is a 4-2-5 based off speed and blitzing. the closest thing to chip kelly is probably gary patterson
Considering the 2-pt conversion to beat Boise?
Pretty Chip-like
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
PATTERSON HAS HUGE BALLS: SEE BSU-TCU GAME
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
gargantuan
he went for 2 against boise state for the win with less than a minute left on the blue turf.
Whereas Coach Pete's offense is fairly balanced...some spread, but also some traditional
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i'm sure if petersen came
big IF i know. but i’m sure he’d use a lot more wide sets and still run the read option. i feel like he’s flexible, the best at knowing how to get the best out of players
Oh for the love of...
which one of you broke twitter. It’s been down 10 minutes.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Kyle Williams.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Jan 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, if all of this turns out to be speculation and Chip stays,
I am going to get hammered out of sheer joy.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST reply actions
The 80's called...
They want their cheesy movie scene back.
The TMZ guy tweeted that Chip is assembling his new staff
What if he takes Helfrich, Greatwood and Frost with him? Would he totally annhilate our team like that?
/panicking
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OH NO!!! i didn't even start to think about that.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
lol. thank for the funny
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
by Quacker Backer on Jan 22, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
HOW DO YOU HAVE TWITTER BACK.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
hhahahaa
Oh my! 12 new tweets! I’ll just pop on over there and see what they say.
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Mobile twitter works
Ha!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
My regular Twitter works.
I think they’re trying to tell you something.
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I’m calling SBN Legal
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Mine never stopped working.
Maybe it’s just you that’s broken.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Mine's been a bit flaky but works every time (eventually).
Pretty sure it’s you.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
who else will he assemble
not like he has a bunch of pro connections
Helfy
AdamJude_RG Adam Jude
I’m told Oregon offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich is “highly thought of” by UO officials and would be strongly considered for HC job.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I have mixed feelings, but the fact that the Athletic Department is looking at him as a first choice, rather than a last resort, is encouraging.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
One thing being overlooked: this is a big test for the athletic department. Mullens wasn’t involved with the Altman coaching search, and this is a HUGE decision for him. We’ll learn a lot about where the entire department is going with this search.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
It’s not necessarily a bad one. We just don’t know a lot about him right now. He could end up being a stellar hire, and maybe not.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
When Chip Kelly stepped in we knew he was awesome and had been the orchestrator of the whole offense for two years.
Helfrich comes from a similar situation in being the offensive coordinator, but he was decidedly not the offensive mind in the past three years. That was Chip Kelly’s offense. That’s the difference.
Things like that.
As I said before
I’m down with Helfy.
I don’t want to see our longtime coaches get the shaft.
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I want to win. If our longtime coaches get the shaft as part of that, it’s part of doing business. But I’d like to believe that we have the coaches in place where that won’t have to happen.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Any outsider will absolutely bring in most of their own staff
I don’t care about winning to the detriment of those that have had such a huge part in our program’s success.
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That wasn’t something I’d thought of. Though I’d hope that any coach coming in would keep our coaches around. Since they’re freaking awesome.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
They are awesome
But RichRod just cleaned house in Arizona (yes, I know those coaches were’t up to the caliber of ours), and Mike Leach is in the middle of the same task. That is the norm.
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MB's house was cleaned out for him.
Greatwood and Allioti went with Brooks to St Louis.
CK didn’t have to clean house.
No reason to think an internal hire would “clean house”, unless there’s a lot more dissension in the coaching ranks at Oregon than I think there is. Some, maybe Campbell, might decide it’s time to retire, but I can’t see Helfrich being promoted and shitcanning people.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
This is the point I was making
Helfrich wouldn’t likely clean house.
An outsider would.
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i really doubt a new coach would clean house
i’m sure some will be replaced. but no ones clearing out campbell and greatwood or our DB coach
I have a feeling Greatwood goes with CK.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
promote from within...always a good idea
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Go away. You said you were gone for a few days.
Haven’t you done enough damage? You and your damned speculative posts.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Aren't you supposed to be at a bar?
I knew bars had a minimum age requirement, I didn’t know they had a maximum one too?
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
Wow, an age joke! You are ON FIRE tonight.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Considering the alcohol that's probably inside him right now
we probably COULD light him up pretty easily.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
is OREGON FOOTBALL crashing twitter...
damn we’ve come a long ways.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
Well, Wedding Crashers is on right now
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions
The girl in the fancy hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
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You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains?
Well I think we only use 10% of our hearts.
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Death before chastity!
I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love it on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
I'd like to be pimps from Oakland, or cowboys from Arizona.
Come on Peter Pan! Count Chocula!
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Rule #34
Your favorite movie is The English Patient
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
...that's not the Rule 34 I'm familiar with...
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Decent take from Jaynes
"Before the snap, I had made up my mind I'm gonna jump the out." - Kenny Wheaton.
Yeah, that's almost exactly how I feel at times.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Hey guys...it's the BSU fan y'all can put up with...I'm scared shitless
At the same time, I wouldn’t trust Schad until Kelly himself says he’s leaving
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
we've got a half-fan, too
but I hope he’s doing and in-home with Peterson
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
oh hello!
i still have doubts that petersen will come. i’d say 35-40% chance he comes. good news is, if doesn’t come, he’s never leaving you guys
that's what I figure...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
If he's going to leave for another college job, this is the one he'll leave for.
If he stays, he’s there for the long haul. He coached here for 5 years (leading eventually to the Boise gig), he’ll get pritnear any paycheck he wants, he’ll have a roster absolutely loaded with the kind of players he can’t get at Boise, etc.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
which is what concerns me...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
thanks...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Nothing I can say will add to the conversation so I'll just simply leave this here
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But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
About Helfrich.
One wonders if the JogFather would consider that a high-enough profile hire.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions
CK wasn't a high profile hire
Don’t think he cares if he thinks its the right guy.
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Mike's replacement by Chip was engineered by somebody.
And the Ducks are a huge Nike brand right now. Writing $100 million checks means he gets a say.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Sigh
This is very disappointing, but I guess it’s somewhat inevitable. I really wanted a few more years.
It’s very bad timing for the program and for recruiting, and seems shortsighted given that the Bucs are not a particularly well-run team on any level and do not have any particularly good players. It’s not even a great fanbase, and it’s in possibly the most competitive division in the NFL right now.
I guess…if Kelly really wants to go somewhere where he gets more money and deals with less shit that badly, so be it. It’s a shame.
As a Duck fan I’ve never been in this situation before; we’ve always had a very clear understanding of who our coach was going to be and what was going to happen. Rich Brooks leaving was about the closest that this comes, but that was handled a lot more smoothly and Bellotti was clearly the next thing. This is very weird.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Might be a good reason Tampa is attractive to Chip.
Ability to change the roster, not especially high expectations.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
Tampa has a lot of talent. Their roster is not that bad, but the team was very undisciplined and had some holes to fill this year. They have a big QB who is also mobile, and their D-line has a lot of potential. They also have the #5 pick, which allows for quite a bit of flexibility in shifting the team to fit the new scheme.
they have freeman
who is mobile. blount, some good guys in the secondary, james rodgers, another really good wr who’s name is escaping me.
Mike Williams
And he disappeared this year.
As did Freeman, to be honest. Freeman looked horrible this year, and this year was super friendly to QBs.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
They had a bad year, but there are plenty of young guys on that roster who have a ton of potential if they have the right coach and avoid major injury. They’re also mostly young. My point is that Chip might be thinking that if he coaches them up right and drafts / trades wisely, that team could improve greatly next year.
Sure
That’s the best way to sell it.
I just think it happens to be wrong; that Tampa got lucky last year, regressed to the mean this year and is talent-poor. especially at the skill positions and OLine.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I should have said "tailor the roster to his liking."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Again, assumes personnel control
And that doesn’t happen very much to coaching. They get input but not decision making, both of drafting and firing/hiring.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Hiring one of the most innovative coaches in football then not allowing him to get HIS players would be flat out stupid.
A huge waste of his time and their money.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
They will fill seats.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I think it's pretty bad
it has almost no skill players of note, a poor OLine and a suspect D. And that’s in a division with Cam Newton, Drew Brees and Matt Ryan.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Maybe
At the same time, most college coaches only get one shot in the NFL; if it ends in failure they go back. It’s rare to see someone like Carroll happen.
And unless he’s getting a lot of control in the personnel – someting that first-time college coaches almost never get – the roster change really isn’t in his control there (or anywhere in the NFL).
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Erickson got 2 shots as well.
No matter. If it doesn’t work out he’ll land on his feet. In a bed of money.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Like I said, it's rare.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
The way I feel the last couple weeks...
LaMichael leaves:
Ok, disappointed, but not surprised, good on him and we’re gonna be just fine.
Darron leaves:
Wow, didn’t see that coming, kinda concerning but Oregon will still be fine for next season. Not as optimistic for NC but hey still a excellent season is in the cards.
Kelly (potentially and likely) leaves:
WHAT THE FUCK?
"I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game."
the niners lost…
we may have lost our head coach….
and now i have to wait 12O MINUTES FOR MY PIZZA DELIVERY!!!
oh my buttons are being pushed.
"i love my grandma, but bret (musburger) needs to retire.
That sucks, so much.
That’s why I’m driving to get a Jumbaco. It’s the only thing that can help, at this point.
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So who are the leading candidates to take over? assuming this is a done deal?
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST reply actions
Your guy.
Then TCU’s guy.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
lol you can take Rick Trickett off my hands for free
Any interest in that Boise guy?
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
much...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Ugh. Well if it is true.
I wish the best for Chip & thank him for everything he brought to this program. I hope it wasn’t because of impending sanctions, but I do know that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will play an impressive brand of football. As a Chargers fan I will slide them into my 2nd tier fan team(Joining the Seahawks & Ravens), though if the Chargers move to LA I will seriously consider becoming a Tampa Bay fan primarily. Especially if they pickup LaMichael James(why not take a flier on Thomas/Tuinei/Paulson as well..)
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
I don't blame him.
He’s not an Oregon guy. He’s from the east coast. If you had the chance, wouldn’t you want to ply your trade at the top level? If he fails, he can pull a Petrino and come back to college. (i’m not sure he’d fail though)
We’ll always have 3 consecutive conference titles.
is it possible to fail at Tampa?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Absolutely
And it’s very likely. They’re talent-poor and have expectations of a superbowl or at least playoffs since they’ve been there recently. The ownership does not have a long leash.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
they fired Gruden just a couple years after they won the super bowl
--Dave
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Because he failed to get back there
And he had lost the locker room.
Which is sort of my point; this is a fanbase and owner that expects success and somewhat quickly. Raheem Morris had a 10-win season last year. They aren’t patient.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Chip can beat Harbaugh & Carroll
Eugene is between San Fran and Seattle, right?
if they let him, you know how NFL is with spread offenses
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Because he's a great, smart coach
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I dunno, I'm just speculating the NFL's fears
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Nope.
We might find out though.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
I doubt it'll come to the NFL
Kelly’s not being bought for his spread offense; that’s a very simple offense. He’s being brought to coach the team. That means most likely not installing something insanely different or bizarre to the NFL, at least not yet.
I will say that if he tries with the talent that he has at Tampa he’s going to fail so very, very badly.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Gah
I’m going to go insane watching us punt on 4th down next year.
AND WHAT IF WE HUDDLE???
I may stab forks in my eyes.
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by daisyduck on Jan 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
what is a huddle?
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I am shocked by this.
It seems sooooo out of character for him to leave like this. Before signing day around the corner… It’s just so weird. If Tampa really really wanted Chip they could have waited a few weeks to get it taken care of. Why would he cancel his recruiting trip to sacramento? Maybe he is in fact going but wasn’t going to say anything until after LOI day… This is a shit storm. I feel like (if this is true) our coach just took a giant shit on all fans and the program by doing this NOW. Our beloved Ducks might be in for a tough few years…
I guess we will have to just sit and wait patiently until we have anything official… Until then… FUCK!!!!!!!
ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Jan 22, 2012 8:21 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Maybe he is in fact going but wasn’t going to say anything until after LOI day…
This is kind of the only thing that makes sense from a logistic standpoint — only the cat got let out of the bag somehow. Then again, it seems incredibly douchey to recruit an entire class and then say “SO LONG, SUCKERS!” as soon as NLI day is over. I don’t think Chip is THAT douchey.
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@TonyDiFrancisco 4m
Next question is who does Chip Kelly take with him to Tampa Bay. Rumors already going around that OL coach Steve Greatwood follows.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
He has been like this all night.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I guess it's finally true when I say
Chip Kelly has lost control of the Oregon Football program!
/FriendsForeverbyVitaminConrepeat
Clear eyes, full hearts...
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
why did you make me do this?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
by BearStage on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Green thumb!
Lets hope it works out like on the show… Chip comes back mid season… oh hollywood, if only your fairytales weren’t such bullshit.
hey guys, know what's awesome?
we’re going to go out and hire another awesome caoch while Mike Riley is signed through 2019
--Dave
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YOU SHUT YOUR LOGICAL MOUTH AND GIVE ME SOME BOOZE, STAT!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
GRASPING AT STRAWS
Michael Berk reported this news. John Berkowitz works for the dawg pound. They are secretly one and the same person. We are all just getting trolled by fuskies for pranking them for 3000 days!
by INducktrination on Jan 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST reply actions
so here's an idea: bring in Bellotti as a caretaker HC until next year, you can go after a big name then
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions
You're in damage control already?
"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly
by Heaven's Calamity on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
well yea 2 weeks til signing day, this isn't looking good
although I’d imagine y’all wouldn’t trade places with Penn State right now.
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
I meant you, as in a BSU fan.
"I'm not into statements, I'm into winning games" -Chip Kelly
by Heaven's Calamity on Jan 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a Florida State fan, not a Boise fan
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a Boise alumnus/fan
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
and a Duck fan
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
ah the Ducks are my west coast team to follow
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
Hi guys.
We want your coach. How much. 5 dollar?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
take our OL coach Rick Trickett, please
I’ll even throw in a box of free pizza or two. we had to start 4 freshmen on the OL because of this guy’s recruiting fail during the bowl game
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
That's a horrible idea
And a horrible way to treat Bellotti.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
This is such a not good idea on so many levels.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Me thinks the players know.
@justfollow61 9m
Money runs the world. You just learn it more and more with each day that passes
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don't think it's about the money
Isn’t it about the challenge? As much as I love Oregon, the NFL is….well, the NFL.
It's absolutely about the money
Chip Kelly would make easily twice what he’s making now before incentives in the NFL. And afterwards he’d be set to go almost anywhere he wants.
It may not be JUST about the money, but let’s not kid ourselves – it’s certainly about money.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Is this so?
are first-time NFL coaches making more than the 3.8 (that we know of)?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
reports are it's 7 million a year.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
The offseason is horrible
Truly horrible.
I will say thsi for Bellotti – our offseasons were never so horrible with him.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Just said to Eric Dungy on Facebook: "We need your dad to replace Chip!"
“I’m gonna ask him”
FUCK YEAH………………

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by 420Phenom on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
oh my goodness
That would be the greatest coaching hire ever.
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Papa, please come home...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Eh
I’m not super sold on Dungy as a coach. Though it’d certainly be splashy.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Figurehead coach?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Not exactly
Just not a coach with a real killer instinct. He’s smart as hell, he’s nice, but when push comes to shove he doesn’t seem to want to really drive that final nail in. It’s telling that Gruden came in with Dungy’s system and Dungy’s players and won a superbowl. Or hell, Jim Caldwell did…nothing and got the Colts to the superbowl.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
He's a nice guy. Proof:
The first day of fall ball, I tripped on a curb and fell into some bushes. A guy stopped his bike and helped me up, made sure I was OK…then I realized who’s hand I was shaking.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Well I tried to run across the street with an ankle brace on
not a smart move.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If name dropping were a sport
you would have a trophy named after you
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by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
Our defense would be dominant.
I’d welcome a cover 2, with the athletes we have been attracting. He would also entire NFL level defensive talent like one Arik Armstead.
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
Dominant like Indy's D?
cause I didn’t remember that being super dominant.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
You don't remember his defensive lines in Indy?
Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis? They were great when Bob Sanders was healthy. How about in Tampa Bay with Warren Sapp, Simeon Rice & Derrick Brooks?
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
Tampa was fine
Indy was crap. Consistently at the bottom of any ranking you care to look at for rushing and passing defenses. Freeney and Mathis were good when rushing the passer, but otherwise were horrible. And Sanders was at best good for that defense.
At this point I’d trust Aliotti over Dungy.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
At this point, with this staff
What would he need to do? Besides make our recruiting classes the best ever. Hell if Uw can hire 18 coaches who the only thing they’re good at is recruiting, Oregon can have one
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I wouldn't think Dungy would be into recruiting
"I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot." - Coach Trickett FSU
ronburgundy banned by BBS for making comments on MCM, Champion of the People, I bow down in awe
Datsyuk, He could deke Victoria out of her secret… He’s THE MAN. posted by Josh Howard on Winging it in Motown 10/13/11
Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
Ever since he has retired,
He has sort of been interested in reaching out to people (with his books etc…), that does seem like a personality suited to recruiting, no?
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
think about it
keep all the coaching staff in place. Send Dungy in Phil’s jet to all the recruits… I mean all the recruits and make this the best recruiting class ever.
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There is no one I would prefer more.
Especially with his “helping young men grow” aspect to football he took with Michael Vick.
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
I think we need a second half gameday thread
My compy’s starting to twitch like Matt Daddy after however many shots he’s done so far tonight
Cry havoc and let slip the Ducks of war.
LMJ knows too
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“he’s” by far the best/smartest coach I have ever been around I can’t think of 1 person that’s a close 2nd #Ducks
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
FYI. If you have EVER given money to the university, do not talk to recruits during this period. It’s a violation
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Exactly
ANY current affiliation. Period. Current students as well.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Does this mean you can't talk to me any more?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Are you a football recruit?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I still have some eligibility left.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
What if I write an open letter to Shaq Thomson and Arik Armstead on ATQ?
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Have you ever bought a football ticket from the Athletic Department?
Violation
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
if it involved a DAF donation it does.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
you didn't include that
but if a donation is included then the donation is what matters… you’d be correct
Lots of player twitters coming out now
all with the same message.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Told you so.
@eDuckCCourtney Ancillary, but Chip wasn’t happy about Board of Higher Ed ousting Lariviere. Took every chance to say proverbial F U.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I guess it makes sense
didn’t like that atmosphere, certainly can’t blame him for that. Hope the Governor and the board take a good hard look at what they cost the state.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
the board and the governor couldn't give two shits
we are screwed over from an educational standpoint based on this decision. Thats more important tahn potential football ramifications.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think the government cares about a football coach.
Besides…it might keep Chip from making a million dollars a year in PERS money someday
They didn't force him out
but they pissed him off.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Thought that the program might've had some effect on state revenue
but after thinking about it, probably a drop in the bucket
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by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
But the brand might've meant something?
Or….yeah, probably not.
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by Brass-billed on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
This would explain the timing too
He cares more about the kids than he does the university.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
So he cares about the kids by leaving?
Not sure about the logic here.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
He cares about the kids
And thinks that UO is screwing them over. So he makes suree they get a chance to go elsewhere.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Haven't they always had a chance to go elsewhere?
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Mood swings
Like to see a graph of the ups and downs of this thread with news coming in. Group therapy may be helpful.
I have an idea:
Hire Tedford. Let him spend the next couple years bringing in good recruits but getting mediocre results on the field. Then, when Chip washes out of the NFL, welcome him home with open arms.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
by CougarDuck on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
this was funny!
"One of the bright spots of the young season has been rookie point guard Jonny Flynn, whose name sounds like he should be the lead character in a Broadway Musical. "What are you doing here, Jonny Flynn?" "Why I'm here to court trouble, and woo a girl, and build the most fantastical contraption the world has ever seen!" -- Dave, Game 7 Blazers versus Timberwolves preview
"It was bad reffing...but not rip apart the fabric of time bad." -- The Arkitect, Game 79 Blazers versus Mavericks Post-Game Thread
by BlazersOrBust on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Or...hire (or promote) a staff that will continue the current success.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Chip Kelly.
Stay the F- Away from Jim Radcliffe & Gary Campbell…
"We gotta get this $#!^ together guys!" - Phil
this thread is getting slow
new one here
--Dave
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