Quack Fix: Rose Bowl Champion Edition
Still can't believe the Ducks are Rose Bowl champions. Last night's game was incredible, with a bunch of standout individual performances. As such, there is a ton of quack out there this morning. I have picked out some of my favorites that I have found this morning. Please feel free to share any that you found in the comments below.
- Rob Moseley recounts Oregon's clock-killing drive in the fourth quarter that ended with a field goal to put Oregon up by 7. After a bunch of quick strike scores, this drive chewed up nearly six minutes of game clock and may have started to put a little pressure on Wisconsin with less than seven minutes left and only one timeout.
- Adam Jude has a couple of stories on some of the individual performances. First, he highlights the play of LaMichael James De'Anthony Thomas, who both rushed for over 150 yards. Next, he writes about defensive MVP Kiko Alonso, whose breakout performance included his key interception.
- Ted Miller has a bunch of videos and posts up on the Pac-12 blog. Here's his post on Oregon ending 95 years of frustration. I also particularly enjoyed his interview with Mark Asper.
- Bruce Feldman shares his thoughts on what the Rose Bowl victory means for the Ducks nationally.
I'm sure that everyone will have lots of other quack to share, so leave it in the comments. Rose Bowl Champs! Go Ducks!
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KVAL has a couple good videos
With lots of quote from lots of different players.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I woke up this morning
slapped myself a few times, took a shower, and made damn sure I was awake…..and the Oregon Ducks are still the Rose Bowl champs!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I had a dream last night
that after I went to bed the refs called the teams back onto the field at midnight, told them they made an error, that the spike came with 1 sec on the clock. They had to play a last play, Wisc completed a bomb into the end zone, converted a 2pter and we lost.
I actually woke up and checked the news just to make sure and was glad to see that we are indeed the Rose Bowl Champs
The Miller interviews with players (and coach) were incredible
Kelly keeps them amazingly even-keeled, even in crazy exciting wins.
"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez
I enjoy watching SC the day after the bowl game.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
thought the same thing this morning!
no loss meant no drinking so…
NO HANGOVER and we’re still ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS. =)
i wonder how many times im going to say ‘rose bowl champions’ today
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Congrats y'all
I’ve been rooting for you all year (well, after the game in Dallas). Great game, and congrats on a great season.
Fake Pundit. Real Fan.
And The Valley Shook!
I self-indulgently tweet @ATVSPoseur
Thanks
And good luck next week. Hope you guys kill Bama.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Thanks Poseur!
Kick ’Bama’s ass next week, please. I’m pulling hard for you guys.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe she was trying to put a curse on the Badgers.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Chip Kelly has taught her the Stare
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
She Mad!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
Here is the GIF

"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
by BisonDucks on Jan 3, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Lord Daisy, take it easy on the ref, we could get penalized for witchcraft.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 7 recs
He never knew what hit him.
I turned him into a newt and he did NOT get better.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 3, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
She must have been on the Auburn sideline last season.
HIS KNEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
So she's the one that made the ball just stop right on the sideline
I’d like to thank our Duck witch
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 3, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Cackles maniacally, trailing off into the wind...
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Can our photoshop monkeys make her face green and put a yellow witch hat on her head?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, the resemblance is uncanny
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
And your little badger, too!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Somebody please photoshop laserbeam eyes with a path of destruction below
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
just say NO to cocaine lady.
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
She's standing armpit deep in football players
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
I'll tell y'all what won the game.
NA’s defense.
Wisconsin’s 4th quarter: four possessions, zero points. After the way the game started, would anyone have suspected that as a possibility?
Oh, and the new unis were AWESOME. Suck it, haters.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 AM PST via mobile reply actions
The team remembered how to tackle after the first couple drives, and it all went from there. I really can’t give enough praise to the defense. They fought their asses, and for the most part executed the game plan they needed to.
The Ducks surrendered a lot of yards, and only 31 points (at least the defense did), but that was against IMO the best and most well-rounded offense the Ducks have faced in the Chip Kelly era. Wisconsin had no weaknesses. They could run and pass, and Oregon shut them down in the 4th.
And yes, the new uniforms are freaking spectacular. My favorite touch is the numbers.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I watched TV highlights, and they don't do the numbers justice at all.
They are amazing in person. My favorite part of the new unis. And I’m sorry for doubting the helmets. I honestly thought they were going to look stupid, and I was dead wrong. The best part of the helmets is how they changed once the sun went down. The first half it was all mirrors and shiny. When the lights came on, the wings came out.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
It was a perfect game to debut them because the Rose Bowl’s change in lighting is so iconic. And the helmets fit it so well.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
agreed. it was awesome.
i first noticed early on that i would see the clear blue sky on the top of the helmet and as the sun began setting i could watch the change in color on the helmets and the wings start to appear like a hologram.
“awesome”, is what i believe Belotti would call them, “simply awesome”
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, they looked a lot better with darker lighting
I still don’t htink they matched the green all that well (a yellow/black combo would have worked better IMO) but I thought they were pretty good.
Still would have liked the O on the side.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
The strange shapes on the helmets in the photos taken in pressie were all strange hotel lighting.
They looked really cool IRL.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
You have a twisted mind sometimes, you know that?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
HEY THANKS now I can't un-see that.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, & 10 points total in the whole second half. I think I said it in the thread when we were in caps lock mode but Kiko finally played the way that had a lot of you excited in fall camp.
As for the unis I wonder how permanent they are? The helmets are awesome
The Legend
As long as the number font is here to stay forever and ever.
I’m sure in the offseason we’ll get like twelve jerseys, nineteen helmets, and eleven pairs of pants in this general uniform template, and we’ll all go buy one, and life will go on. Damnit Nike, why do you control us?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Video Interview by Dan of the Solid Verbal
He talks to Wisconsin and Oregon players about their favorite things.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
One my favorite parts
Is how both fan bases really got into each other’s end of 3rd quarter song. Shout is a much better stadium song.
by DCDuck on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
really?!?! that sounds amazing!
i didn’t see that on espn3
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Ryan Clanton is really funny,
in a funny-redneck sort of way. I hope he cracks the rotation next season.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Andy Panda from Building The Dam
has a very thorough writeup of the game. Thanks for joining us last night Andy!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Flagged for calling a sheep-fucker thoughtful.
/secretlyagreesbutwillneveradmitit
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Jan 3, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i said it last night and i am saying it again
When my daughter is born in march she will be born a rosebowl champion!
by lostkauze on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I hope she is able to experience many more of these first hand.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
I have a 2.5 year old daughter and a 5 month old son. Neither knows what its like to not be a conference champ.
by H Stands for Halfwit on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
GOOD MORNING ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS!!
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
How has the site tagline not been changed to reflect this glorious title!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sitting in LAX
Lot of happy Duck fans, it has been a brilliant 24HRs. Wisconsin fans were great. Hopefully I get my voice back soon. Amazing day.
by DCDuck on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Of course I have the game DVR'd
but it’s on ESPNU right now. GO DUCKS!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
What a game
what a night. How great it was to wake up this morning sans the rose bowl monkey. Way to go Ducks. You did us all proud.
Watching the replay now and i can say the new uni’s were sick live and the look just as good on tv. What a game to showcase your entire team.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Wowee wow great day today
Any updates on Carson York & Ricky Heimuli? Also, maybe I’m the only one but I could’ve sworn that John Boyett got concussed on the penultimate play of the game.
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
Both him and the receiver (it was Toon right?) looked like they might have taken a bit more time righting themselves, had there not been 0:02 seconds remaining.
I don't mean to impose...
York has a torn Patellar tendon
pretty serious injury
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Jan 3, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
He wasn’t going to be a high pick if he was going to be picked at all but this means he won’t at all now since that injury is serious as you said
The Legend
Cause he's been starting forever!
He’s like LaMichael and Boyett!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
True but I also knew they were JR’s but there names are shown on the screens a lot more then York’s
The Legend
True.
To me it feels like he’s been on that line forever and as such keep thinking he’s a senior.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Boyett looked totally out of it
I think even fell over when he tried to get up the first time. You know he had to be thinking to himself, “just get up, they don’t have time to run a play, just get up.”
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I was picturing him wandering around confused during the trophy ceremony
and no one noticing that he looked like a zombie because of all the hubbub.
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
I sort of laughed during the game
when Huff dropped a DT pass and thought “Ha cant blame DT for that one buddy”.
Then DT went way high on the pass and tried to get Huff killed and thought “Ok maybe Huff has a point”
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
I am a happy, happy cat today!!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Poor Stanford got Alabama'd/Boise'd.
NEVER EVER EVER LEAVE IT TO A FG. KICKERS WILL KILL YOU WITH A DAGGER TO THE HEART.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Alabama'd.
Boise’d.
Oregon’d.
Oklahoma’d.
and for extra irony, Oklahoma State’d.
(Those are just the ones that I can come up with off the top of my head. Rather important programs, wouldn’t you say? Lord only knows if it also happened in some dark corner of the MAC or Big East where I may have missed it or forgotten it.)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Or Sac State
The Beaver kicker shanked a field to win the game at the end of regular.
I hate it when a game comes down to that
I feel so bad for the kicker. I know that’s the game, but it’s just so harsh.
Also SO GLAD Maldanado didn’t have another nightmare moment last night on our last FG. I know we didn’t end up needing those points but I’m sure the added stress would have pushed me over the edge into cardiac arrest.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Here's my take on kickers (not that you asked for it)
Football is a team sport, so to say that it is the kicker’s fault that he has to be in a position to win the game with one kick is wrong…HOWEVER, that kicker has one job. Just as it is Tim Tebow’s the Quarterback’s job to make good throws to complete passes, the kicker must make the kicks they have in front of them. No excuses.
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
I blame Furd's coaches for even putting him in that spot. They should have called a time out on OSU's touchdown drive when their D was gassed and couldn't even contest the last 3 or 4 plays. A stop would've saved the game and they had all their TOs.
by Harry Palmer on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
This is what one of my friends posted on facebook before the game ended guess which school he roots for?
I am gonna laugh when Oregon loses yet another BCS game
The Legend
Mount Union?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 9:47 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
That's no friend
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
Our shields can't repel douchebaggery of that magnitude!
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
by joelor on Jan 3, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever team he roots for
I will laugh at when we beat them, and laugh when they don’t make a bowl. He either goes to Uw, who lost their bowl and then had to fire their DC, or OSU, who lost to an FCS school, so haha
Well we've beaten them the past 4 years & they haven't gone to a bowl game the past 2
Yes he is a Oregon State fan
The Legend
DAT
As Thomas stood on the field surrounded by red-eyed teammates early Monday evening, he gave his clearest message about leaving USC when he said, “I like playing in front of my family, but those fans in yellow, that’s also my family now, that’s my home now.”
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
He's not a good kid
He is a TOTAL SWEETHEART LOVE BUG!
Seriously, what a darling boy.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
His mom must be so proud.
Or at least that’s what my wife says.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Tickle tickle little puppy, goochy goochy goo.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Please don't butt in while I'm playing with my Tickle-Me-Deangelo.
(Run with that one)
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Folks, the offseason innuendo challenge is off to a start.
I hope to see a satisfying flood of entries shortly.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Why did you have to ruin my mood with this off-season talk?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I am actually sort of looking forward to the offseason, in a weird way.
We get to see our wideouts develop, and we get to find out the few true freshman that will make a big impact this season. I am looking forward to seeing that last week push that our recruiting is usually good for too.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
You just LOVE the innuendo challenge, that's the thing.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know what you are talking about
or where you have been for the last two years, but that is NOT how we do the offseason.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
NA NA NA CANT HEAR YOU!
We will be well behaved this offseason, damnit!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Are you ready for the Brian Bennett vs Darron Thomas arguments?
Yeah, me neither.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'll take take the guy with 24 wins.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Not me. I’ll take the guy whose completion percentage in BCS bowls is 100%.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I’ll take the guy who’s never missed an open receiver or mis-read on the option!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Oh crap that's right, the offseason starts today... quick here is what we need to do:
1. Keep Cliffy in California, no driving on I-5 between Portland and Eugene
2. Someone needs to tattoo Kiko’s address on his arm so he always knows what house to go to.
3. Someone needs to hack into the AD’s computers and delete all records request that come in from the Oregonian, Yahoo sports, or the RG.
4. No Facebook accounts for any of the players. Google+ is ok, no one reads that anyway.
5. Someone needs to date and take care of all of LMJ’s ex-girlfriends
6. For the love of god, do not let any player give Darron Thomas a ride. Tell him to take the bus, call a cab or hoof it, no one let that man into your passenger seat.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Holy crap how true
GIVE DARRON THOMAS A BUS PASS.
Seriously. DT. Just take a bus! Or maybe a train or something. I realize that the strangers with cars have the best candy, but DO NOT GET INTO THOSE CARS.
(scarily, I could totally see DT fucking up this offseason and doing something that gets him in major trouble; he’s had what, 3 incidents where he basically escaped because of luck. )
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
GIVE DARRON THOMAS A BUS PASS.
That sounds like NCAA violatin’ talk to me.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Our Duck ID cards actually count as bus passes
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Does DT know that?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Can we just lock DeAnthony away in the Moshofski center til next August?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Totally
I’m going to go one step further and put him in bubble wrap and duct tape.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
i get that this is a joke, but please remember that that kid needs an offseason of work with Coach Rad and the weight room
If we put 60 lbs of bubble wrap on him,
It should be a pretty good strength training regiment anyways.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
There ya go
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Why can't we lock him up with 1600 cheeseburgers?
Problem solved better.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You’re assuming Kiko can read.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Let's just tattoo him a map
Anyone know of a good map we can tattoo on Kiko’s arm?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
just goes to show how important that position is to a team
pretty damn likely Bama would not be playing LSU next week if some very makeable kicks had gone the other way.
Funny story...
My fiancee and I had to sit in the Wisconsin section behind the band… When DAT broke that 96 yarder I hoisted her up in the air, screaming at the top of my lungs. When I let her back down she lost her footing and fell on a ten year old sitting in front of us. Come to find out he was the band director’s grand son! Best of all he was an awesome sport, he even shook our hand after the game.
There were certainly a lot of punks outside of the stadium, but I have to say they kept it pretty classy where I sat. It was surreal to see their band quiet following the last play, through the end of the trophy ceremony.
how'd you get stuck behind Wisconsin's (really good) band?
you got a great view of the oregon fans celebrating though, do tell! do tell!
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I panicked when I couldn't get tickets through Oregon...
So I went to stubhub and found the lowest possible row, with a price I could afford. I later found out it was the Wisconsin side. Then when we got there we discovered we were about 6 rows back from the band.
It was kind of awesome to be honest with you. I had two duck fans to my right and two back and to our left. We had a great view of College Gameday too.
We had some friendly jeering back and forth. However I think the one thing that really pissed them off is when I initiated the duck’s pushup count from about 150 yards away. We got to see LT’s game winning TD and of course DAT’s balls out run.
Had a great view of everyone else in the yellow. A big bummer was that we were the only section that was not showered in confetti :-(
With the exception of Carson York’s injury, I couldn’t have really asked for a better game. The wiscy fans were a good time and pretty respectful for the most part.
Ha ha,
just got done listening to Herbie say how good Wilson is under pressure in the fourth quarter!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Let's give it a few weeks first
I’m inclined to agree, but Bellotti arguably did not have the talent for most of the time he was coaching, did build the program up from an also-ran to a consistently good team and was a great, even keel for many years.
Kelly’s had 3 years, and a lot of those years were filled with controversy and a bit of scandal – something Bellotti didn’t have. I love Kelly and think that he’s a great, great football coach. I’m not willing to make him the best coach of all time for the Ducks yet.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
A WIIIITCH!!! A WIIITCH!!!
(full disclosure, I’ve got a Belotti Boner)
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Tent up, ready to go camping with Matt Daddy I see...
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Not really comparing
Just playing off one posters hysteria about how Chip was inferior to Bellotti after the LSU game (atq classic) . His argument… Scoreboard. In reality you can not compare the two. One was a builder, the other the executioner.
by DCDuck on Jan 3, 2012 11:56 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
With Bellotti
Oregon was never playing in the Cowboy classic, which is essentially a second bowl game (complete with high payout and big TV).
Oregon was never in the top 5 to start the season.
Oregon did not have a disappointment of a season by ‘just’ winning the Rose Bowl. And yes, there are commentators that are saying that.
I truly love Bellotti and what he did for the Ducks. I disliked a lot of his playcalling and apparently some of the way he managed Aliotti, who is now a stud and a half after having some fairly weak times in the past, but he was great for the program where it was. Just like Brooks was great for the program where it was.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
controversy and a bit of scandal – something Bellotti didn’t have
his days weren’t devoid of controversy and scandal by any means
Really?
I don’t remember the thought that Bellotti would ever be sanctioned heavily in his time – was he? Same with controversy, especially on the players doing bad things in the offseason. I absolutely admit ignorance here and do not actually know, but it’s not something I’ve heard of happening. Do you have examples?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Forging a signature for an LOI and probation weren't a lot of fun
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Ah, that's right
I had forgotten about that. And that sucked, but I don’t think it was anything close to Lyles or Masoli or even Blount.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I think, partly, you heard less because the media cared less because the team was worse.
The Lyles thing is admittedly bigger than anything I can remember from Bellotti (potentially), but forging an LOI isn’t the best idea, and it got the Ducks on probation. I’m not coming up with a ton of super-definite examples of bad off-field behavior, but there was certainly the usual trickle. I think a lot of the incidents that make the last few years seem to tumultuous on that front really are the kinds of things we never would have heard about if the team weren’t under such scrutiny (DUI/ MIP/ Pot/ Traffic Tickets/ etc). But yeah, I can’t remember anything quite like Masoli for combination of high profile/ bfd misconduct.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 3, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
You also heard less because you heard less about EVERYTHING. Media is immediate and virtually omnipresent now. It certainly grew a lot during Bellotti’s tenure, but wasn’t at the level it is at the present. Maybe there were less incidents then, but maybe there were roughly the same and we just didn’t hear about all of them because the team was worse (as you mention) and because media wasn’t as prolific.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
This is a good point.
If I’m remembering right twitter and whatnots were a big thing in the breaking Masoli stories, and social media / omnipresent internet was a big part of a lot of this stuff – both amateurs, and dissemination of pro or semi-pro sources. Things travel farther, faster, and if they get legs they’re much harder to kill. Even a few years ago a lot of that stuff wasn’t as pervasive.
It’s shocking sometimes to see what people got away with and swept under the rug years ago when no one was really watching.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 3, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, absolutely
Being on the national stage got us that spotlight. I suspect there were plenty of suspensions and being kicked off the team for various indiscretions (for instance, I totally bet Richie Incognito got kicked off the team for something like what Cliff Harris did), but we didn’t hear about it or it wasn’t a big deal. I just didn’t actually think that we’d seen the big ones either, like Masoli. Maybe I’m wrong, and that’s what I’m curious about – events from the 90s and 00s where something huge didn’t happen but because we weren’t that big a deal it just got basically ignored.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Well, that last one is hardly an incident. His wife should receive a medal.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jan 3, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Bellotti, his family and Canzano had a really weird feud that went on quite a while.
I was never too clear on what that was all about.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 3, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Canzano being a douchebag?
Because it doesn’t seem that hard to figure out.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Canzano was writing columns sniping at Luke Bellotti and running his mouth about his wife's affair.
Colleen Bellotti showed up and picked a fight with him. It was a bizarre situation.
Things like that.
That's what Canzano said. But he's a dick.
I don’t blame her though, usually there is an unwritten rule about leaving the families of public figures alone, and he broke it.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
comparison not necessary (!!!)
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
Scoreboard says both have 1 BCS win.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Chip Kelly doing shout
by jcgoducks on Jan 3, 2012 10:08 AM PST via mobile reply actions 6 recs
NICE!
You should do a Wisconsin version with Jump Around!
you do that?
i love it! love it! love it!
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
RG headline

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 3, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
they look happy and composed. i love it!
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I'm making this my iPhone wallpaper
Such a good pic
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Say iPhone with your British accent.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
You’re British, right? I just like hearing British people say “iPhone.”
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah I'm pretty sure everything with an English accent spin cool
/igetallthegirls
/actuallyidont
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 12:53 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
*sounds cool
DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 12:54 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Bloody autocorrect!
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This was posted in an earlier thread, and to my mind, is absolutely the winner for best pic of 2011

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions 13 recs
Has the whole thing been GIFfed?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 3, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Look on yesterday
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Gahrrghh, "yesterday's post-game thread."
There’s a link to a gif there.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
It could use a little photoshopping
Turn Chip into St. Chip with big rays of sunshine lighting the way.
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
I love the expressions on people's faces.
Who is the guy right behind the ref? (his face is just above the ref’s left arm). Look at Darron, holding his team mates back, and looking at the Ref, not the ball, that is why he is QB-1 folks, look at how cool that guy is. Even when he messes up, he just gets up and keeps playing.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
It certainly does have a classical feel...
No?

by win_the_day on Jan 3, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Exactly this!! I didn't realize it but that's it. That captures it perfectly. Iconic moments...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Made me think of Leonidas at Thermopylae

Things like that.
by qrsouther on Jan 3, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
300 would have been a whole nother movie
if they had dressed like that.
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Wait until Justin Tigner gets a hold of it.
You’ll get that classic feel. Google him if you want some good examples. REEEEEEEAAALLLLLLYYYY good artist.
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Tigner is da man! I went to school with him from elementary through high…great guy and a great artist.
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 3, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
Who's the giant, white lineman in the back?
And I think Darron has the same expression I did. Oh, please, please, please, Mr. Ref, point the other way!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
The guy presumably standing on the bench?
Looks a little like Clanton.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
EVERYONE SHUTUP, PIE IS TALKING
Shut it down everyone, shut it down.
Ok, Pie, what else do you want to tell us?
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Man, I’m proud to be a Duck fan.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 10:36 AM PST via Android app reply actions
Yup, I feel I paid my dues, saw the losing seasons, saw the knee buckle on Dixon, Penn State still win even with O’Neil setting records, saw Don James wipe our noses in it, and Joey and crew get shafted for the NC in 01.
It’s been quite a Journey.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
And you know what
It makes it all the sweeter that we went through that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Definitely. My first games were pre-Joey, and it was a completely different state of mind
You really didn’t expect to win, you didn’t expect to be in any national conversations, and you were happy if you won a game. Joey started the whole winner mentality for me, defined success for Oregon for a new generation. It was a real change in my expectations. And then, for whatever reason, we seemed to take a dive. We didn’t really believe in ourselves, didn’t get the most of our talent. During the Joey years, I’d argue we over-achieved. Until we had Chip come in and turn Dennis Dixon and the offense into the sweetest throwing magical ride ever, I didn’t see ourselves on the national picture level. Chip coming in altered the landscape and expectations forever. I don’t know how long it will last, but it is certainly no brief fluke. Chip has instilled a system, the program has the facilities, the money, the recognition, the marketing now to keep it on the highest level for at least a while. Yes, folks, success is here to stay.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
And you know what
Phil may have brought us here but the longer we stay up near the top, the more we can sustain it after he’s no longer present as much.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Its hard to believe that it was only a few years ago
Making a Holiday Bowl was good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Well when USC was drafting multiple first rounders every season, getting to the Holiday was pretty good.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Even the 2007 game against USC, beating them was amazing. They were all big, we were
ridiculously small. Dixon was magic that day. They were a team of big, strong NFL-ready athletes across the board. They were completely scary to me. Most enjoyable win until today and perhaps the Harrington Fiesta.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I yelled so loudly after we won that game
My dog got scared. It was funny.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
One of my biggest regrets is not going to that game.
Because I didn’t want to drive from Newport, to Portland (to pick up a friend), then down to Eugene, then back up to Portland and back down to Newport.
After watching it on TV, I wish I had gone.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Bill Musgrave would like to talk to you about Bill Musgrave.
But yeah, same idea, just a few years earlier and more middling expectations.
What I liked about the Musgrave era is that we never, ever expected to win anything, but on any given day we might go out and beat #4 BYU (or whatever they were ranked) just because we felt like it. Then we’d be up by 4 touchdowns to Cal and lose somehow, but there was just this feeling that things were on the rise, which has turned out to be true, for like 20 years now. Ok Benz, go ahead and tell me how ‘89 to ’94 was more about suffering and less about gradual improvement, but I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
Terrell Brandon gave us the same feeling in hoops. He had terrible help. One other guy that could rebound and catch a few passes from TB in the key and make a layup (anybody remember that guy’s name? Loved him). Any given day TB could win a game by himself against top 5 Arizona or UCLA teams, and then our maniacle celebrations would cause Mac Court would fall upon us and kill us all. The 5’11 giant killer, didn’t matter how well someone defended him, if he felt like making some crazy layup, he did.
Alright, I’ve convinced myself, I need to change my name to Terrell Brandon, that guy was the shit.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Wait
You’re not the real Bill Musgrave?
LYING LIAR WHO LIES LIAR LAIR LIAR LIAR
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
No, no, he is the real Bill Musgrave, he just wants to change his name to Terrell Brandon
because that guy was the shit. Right, Bill?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
i served Terrell breakfast one day
years ago when i waited tables,
he was very quiet, very nice, great smile
filet, well done, eggs, over-easy, if i remember correctly.
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Jeez, dude. I don’t even remember what I had for lunch earlier.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
it was Terrell Brandon!
it was a nice place so there were rules against asking for autographs and stuff. but i slipped a “Go Ducks!” onto the check.
Plus, it’s easy to remember because the second he said “well done” my “cliche” flag flew off into the wind.
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
plus fresh squeezed oj, of course, no coffee or tea
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not that old, but I’ve still felt some pain as a fan that makes this feel sweet.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 11:20 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Benz has taught us all well enough to never forget where we came from.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
by DamienS on Jan 3, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Very much so. I'll never complain about having it bad as a Duck fan, after reading his work.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Yep. Benz is the man, and I'm very happy for him, and all of the other old farts.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
There's so much pain across the Duck's history
That everyone but the most recent fans can share in it! I never experienced the suffering (thank, God), but the ’01 shaft, the ’04 collapse, the Dixon tear and subsequent collapse, and last years lack of a (Dyer) collapse, I can appreciate how special this really is.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Burfict declared for the draft
In other news, water is wet.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I believe his soon-to-take-place poor Wonderlic performance would also fit here.
I don't mean to impose...
I'll take 'Tackles 5 Yards out-of-bounds' at 5-1
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
GOOOOOOO DUUUCKS
just finished watching it for the 4th time – the advantage to ESPN Europe is they keep re-running it.
Happy happy day!
Congrats DUCKS!
scrappy
I bought the DVD they are releasing
With the full commercial free broadcast…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm debating whether to go edit out the commercials once I get my hands on the disk.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
The disc wont' have any ads dude
That’s why its $25.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
my friend recorded it on the DVR
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I already put up a commercial-free (and HD) version on TenYardTorrents, if you have a login there.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Thanks, jtlight! That's a new site to me -- can anyone get a login?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Found it, I'll check it out
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I believe that sign-ups are closed for the time being. Check out the forums, they will post when you can sign up, and when you do get a login, make sure you follow the rules.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
great, thanks, jtlight!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Where did you get the DVD? I'd like to buy it too
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
NCAA store sells it
As well as the Ducks store. Its not going to come out for a month but you can order it now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ah, yeah, I know about the one on GoDucks. I was just wondering if this was something different.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
He said it was a torn patella
At least he was able to celebrate with the team after the game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Any update on Heimuli?
He was helped off to the locker room after he went down.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
I think he is fine

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
by Fishdude on Jan 3, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Unfortunately,
Darron Thomas suffered a collapsed lung from the hug in the picture.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
DT looks panicked. “YOU ARE A VERY LARGE MAN. STOP BEARHUGGING ME.”
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
He was back on the sideline walking around and celebrating in the 4th quarter
couldn’t see anything on either knee in terms of a brace or ice wrap.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
He was working with a trainer on the sidelines after his injury.
He could run straight forward just fine, but was grimacing big time after any lateral movement. The trainer wouldn’t let him back in the game. I felt bad, because you could tell he wanted to go back into the game SO bad.
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
I had the strangest dream last night
that we started fast after a long layoff, didn’t have a lot of penalties, didn’t give up a lot of stupid plays, executed with the ball, wore down the opposing team, negated the bigger lines of the opponent, and played until the whistle.
What a wonderful dream. Now can someone give me an update on Dixon’s knee?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Its funny
We won the 3rd Rose Bowl in 1917 and then the first ever NCAA basketball tourney in the 1930s then nothing for a long time…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ran into a couple ATQers at the pep rally, celebrated the new year with Kenny Wheaton, tailgated with the manbulance crew, watched Oregon win their first rose bowl in 95 years, and partied with tons of former players. All around a damn good weekend.
Off the top of my head, ran into the following players at the game or at various parties: Jaiya Figueras, Kenny Wheaton, Reuben Droughns, Matt Harper, Michael Fletcher, Cristin McLemore, George Wrighster, Jeff Butts, Devan Long, Justin Andrews, Akili Smith, Patrick Johnson, Sam Archer, Chris Solomona, Rory Dairy, Keenan Howry…might be forgetting one or two.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
Did you tell jcgoducks that you ran into Akili Smith?
I hear he’s been searching for him for a long time.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, I was thinking that when I ran into Akili…“Hey, I found him, everybody!”
Turns out he’s been hanging out with his former WR Patrick Johnson at Club Menage in Pasadena all along…

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
no, this is showing off...

Me with Kenny Wheaton and Jaiya Figueras

Michael Fletcher

Cristin McLemore

Matthew Harper

George Wrighster

Sam Archer, me, Jaiya Figueras, Rory Dairy

Chris Solomona

Keenan Howry

Jaiya Figueras and I forming the O. Wonder Twin powers activate into Rose Bowl champions.
1) I got REALLY sunburned at the Rose Bowl
2) See the subtle difference in the show-off skills? I didn’t include a photo of me w/ Akili, just PJ and Akili hanging out at the party. Posting a shot of me w/ akili or with a bunch of former players over the last couple days, only a completely egotistical asshole would do something like that, right?
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
by keeerrrttt1 on Jan 3, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
I have a feeling I’m wrong but didn’t Matthew Harper get the game winning INT against USC when Sanchez made his start at Autzen?
The Legend
Matthew Harper is the anti-sanchez?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
One of the greatest interceptions in Duck history. Yes, he did.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Where does Kiko's rank on that list?
"If you type two spaces after a period, you're doing it wrong."
So, current rankings of Best Oregon Interceptions Evah
1. Wheaton interception //it was the first starting point
2. Kiko’s interception //won us the RB after 95 years
3. Harper’s interception of Sanchez //Won us game against USC, first top 5 national ranking since 2001
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I am intruiged by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Geez, just an opinion, dude
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Wha..........?
Did I miss something?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
I think he's serious.
I want to subscribe to this newsletter too.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
Is there at least a RSS feed?
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY DISRUPTING MY LAWN!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Question, do they know who you are, or are at least your former youtube channel?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Yes, with the exception of Sam Archer (who I recognized as I’ve been watching a lot of games from 87-88 lately) they all knew exactly who I was, both for the youtube highlights and FishDuck.com. Rory had been feeding Sam highlights from his playing days and was like “Rory where the hell are you finding this stuff?” Then he pointed to me and laughed.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
and ya know I have a new youtube channel, right?
Same thing as before, rebuilding it bigger and better.
http://www.youtube.com/user/keeerrrttt
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
What are you doing differently to ensure they don't shut you down?
Cause I like having you more than not having you!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
They didn’t have an issue with game highlights, they had an issue with me posting content from sportscenter, PTI, Around the Horn, etc…so my solution is to compile that stuff same as always, but not post it on youtube…seems simple enough.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
Well then a hearty thank you for the time and energy you put into it.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Seconded. Your work is awesome, keeerrrttt1!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I did, but we recently cut back on our data plan, and I have been watching a lot less video as a result.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
This wins the gold medal
at the Namedrop Olympics.
Axemen is crying looking up at you from the silver medalist stand.
(seriously, those are awesome pics!)
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
wow can't compete with this
but I’m friends with fiesta bowl MVP steve smith and Patrick Chung used to call me to party with him all the time…lol
I'm Bill Musgrave.
I don’t care if you guys don’t like that joke, it works for me.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
In poor taste I know....
But I couldn’t help it…

by win_the_day on Jan 3, 2012 11:30 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's in poor taste
Let’s be good winners and not Husky fans. Win like you’ve been there, even if you haven’t.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
as a big NC State fan
i love russell wilson, but this is still pretty funny
I laughed.
But felt a little bad about it. Wilson and Wisconsin in general seem like class acts and I wish them the best.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Jan 3, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Totally classy
I have a ton of respect for Wisc for how they’ve built that program and continue to go to Rose Bowls. Wilson is a great guy from all accounts and a hell of a QB.
This picture though is freaking hilarious.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
This quote is from B5Q
For the most part, the Badgers were able to keep up with Oregon’s high-octane offense. They never trailed in the first half, and dominated the time of possession battle.
I totally agree that they kept up with our offense, and they played a great game. No issues with that at all. But “time of possession battle”? Really – it’s only a battle when the other side is trying to win it too. A more appropriate characterization would be:
“Wisconsin possessed the ball for a longer period of time, Oregon having long ago realized that there would be greater benefit in scoring points than endlessly holding the football in a huddle or at the line scrimmage.”
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Ah Time of Possession
I.e. the most overrated stat in football.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Absolutely silly, but it was a strategy for Wiscy -- to keep TOP as high as possible, keep Ducks O off the field
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
How did that work out?
Every time I see that as a key for the other team I just roll my eyes.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Really well, they kept us off the field. We only had 8 mins or something in the game.
They sure won the TOP battle!!!
#HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
That's not really what it does
All TOP does is limit the number of possessions BOTH teams get. That’s it. It doesn’t keep them off the field. It doesn’t make it harder for Oregon to get possessions. There are times in the game that it matters because of the breaks – namely late in the 2nd and 4th quarter – but overall TOP doesn’t matter whatsoever.
Now, when would you want to limit possessions? When you are outmatched. The more likely it is that you cannot beat a team because they are better than you the fewer possessions you want, because it means that you just need to get lucky once or twice. The more possessions that you allow, the more likely it is that each team reverts to their statistical mean.
This is why Wisconsin might want to get TOP – because they want to just rely on a couple of lucky breaks. But most of the time, isn’t an issue at all. It’s much better to look at number of plays and number of yards per play.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
You are so totally ruining the ToP! narrative here
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
The ToP narrative
Can eat a dick.
(hates the whole notion of measuring ToP as anything important)
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
This is well-known to all Duck fans, or anybody who's had to play the Ducks regularly
but is still an attractive, giant candy-cane for those not too familiar with us, which makes it all the more enjoyable when they find themselves down by several TDs even though they’re dominating the ToP. I say, let them continue to be woefully misguided!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
I love that our first 3 TD drives
Were just over 2 minutes then less than 30 seconds, then one play.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think you are missing the important point here
IT WAS EVIDENTLY IMPORTANT TO HOLD ON TO THE FOOTBALL FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME. IT WAS A BATTLE AND WE LOST.
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Is this in the BCS formula? Fuck.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed
But top can be useful for tiring out defenses (other than Oregon’s).
by builds character on Jan 3, 2012 12:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
We've never had any issue tiring out opponents.
It’s the consistency of the beating, not just the duration, that wears the team down. We do it in 10 mins, Wiscy does it in 35, both to the same effect.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Point of fact
You can tire someone out a lot more effectively with almost no TOP. Again, it’s plays, not TOP, that matter. If you run 8 plays in 2 minutes that’s going to kill someone; if you run 8 plays in 5 minutes that’s going to make them a bit tired.
Though tiring out the opponents and winning that way was last year, basically. We didn’t emphasize that nearly as much this year for a variety of reasons; my gut suspicion is that Kelly saw how it didn’t matter at all when you have a Big Game (with TV timeouts all the time) so it’s best to learn how to beat teams without it being an issue and only use it when you need to push it on that specific drive.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I think there's also an element of getting an offense off it's rhythm
If you have a nine minute drive that goes over a quarter end, you could be looking at a half hour of real time.
Against a lesser team, this would cause muscles to tighten, thoughts of anxiousness, and general reductions in adrenalin associated with being in the game. Thereby, increasing the opportunity for a 3 and out.
However, as we all know, the Duck offense is not susceptible to such strategies.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Jan 3, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
Opponents can continue to believe TOP has meaning unto the end of time as far as I'm concerned.
Works in our favor to let them believe it matters against us.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Hopefully this doesn’t come off as talking trash because I’m not trying too but I’m not sure they watched to much PAC12 football this year they said something about Stanford in the “5 things you should know” article that Dave did with them that a few people scratched there heads over. Maybe it’s because I’m a Ducks fan but I thought everyone knew that T.O.P is the most meaningless stat in games that the Ducks play in, plus I don’t know if dominating the T.O.P is something for them to brag about for them since we outgained them by over a 100 yards & they had the ball for over 11 minutes more
The Legend
thought it was brilliant strategy
to let Oregon’s players run all the way to endzone early in drives in order to control that critical TOP stat.
I've got photo evidence, but not on my computer yet
at the game yesterday, I saw my first ever HBRWI. See if you can decipher what that stands for. Free disc of the game to whomever gets it.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Holyshit, Big Russell Wilson Interception?
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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Horse Back Riding While Intoxicated
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
Been there, done that...
…naked.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 3, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Were you the older latino dude in full denim weaving through lanes at the parking lot on a horse that got pulled over by traffic cops?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yay!
Do I really get a DVD? Because I actually want one.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
Sure. You're student right?
email me and I’ll get in touch once I’ve got my copy.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Huge Bratwurst Roll With Iodine.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Is this what the kids are calling breasts these days?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
HBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
HHHHHHHHBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 3, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So I'm watching the DVR'd game
I can’t tell what Chip is saying as they come out of the tunnel, or what the response was, because Brent just won’t shut up sometimes. Does anyone know what they are saying?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Let's have a real good time
Let’s have a real good time
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by daisyduck on Jan 3, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I only could make out the first question
- “WHAT ARE WE?”
- “WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR?” [Couldn’t hear]
- ??
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Chip’s spirit, raging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the Ducks of war!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I was asking what Chip was saying.
Not Musberger.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I think it's something like
Who are we?
Ducks!
What do we do?
Fight!
How do we go?
Hard!
What do we do?
Win!
…. Or something to that effect
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 12:28 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
What do we want?
Pills!
When do we want them?
Now!
Who manufactures them?
HRD!
How long is too long?
4 hours!
What do we do after that?
Call a doctor!
by JonathanPDX on Jan 3, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
if i remember correctly
it was the fast, hard, finish thing they do. Don’t know exactly what chip said but pretty sure thats what the players were saying.
How do we play?
Fast
how do we…???
Hard
What do we do?
Finish
something like that
Let’s win one for the Chipper
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Jan 3, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So awesome
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Much awesomeness here
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
+10000000000
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Should say "getting farther away than they once appeared"
Still awesome.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Tried to keep it as close to the actual warning as possible
thank you though!
ROSE BOWL FUCKING CHAMPIONS YA'LL!!!!!!
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Oregon got a new head coach!
the C.I.A. isn't the central intelligence agency, it's the Cliff Interception Agency.
by DuckFanAndy on Jan 3, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
With time management issues.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
He is whispering...
now don’t get drunk and blow it for next season.
I keed, I keed.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
you keed, but not that much
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I won't lie
The thought crossed my mind several times yesterday.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah,
he needs to stay away from booze. Stuckey is gone and Wallace will be his back up. Wallace needs to be a backup and not the starter because the backup would then be a true frosh.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
FIRE BRET BIELEMA
GOD DAMNIT WHY DOES THE WISCONSIN COACH GET TO DRESS UP LIKE CHIP KELLY AND THEN GET ALL KISSYFACE SANDUSKY WITH ALONSO WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS.
Seriously, Bielema?
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I keep trying to scroll through the pictures. Why won’t it let me scroll?!?!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
So... who else is hungover?
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 12:26 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Not hung over...
But I sound like Nick Nolte.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That fused with Peppermint Patty
Aye
Tell Daisy to keep it down too, I can’t handle her screaming at me today
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
So you are saying that any day besides today it's fine for me to scream at you.
/rubshandstogethergleefully
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Like this?

"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Most days I just tune you out
Not today.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
WELL THEN HOLY SHIT I'D BETTER GET BUSY
THINGS YOU SHOULD BE DOING FOR ME THAT YOU HAVEN’T LATELY:
-REC ALL OF MY COMMENTS
-WRITE A FAN POST ODE TO MY UTTER COOLNESS AND HOW YOU WISH YOU HAD BEEN BORN A CHICK SO YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE ME
-GIVE ME A TITLE LIKE ‘QUEEN COMMENTER’ OR SOMETHING EQUALLY DIGNIFIED
-GIVE ME MONEY
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banned
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The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jan 3, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
...

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
by daisyduck on Jan 3, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Awww, pussy.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
We're getting the banned back together?
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
That's a rec!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know about you guys, but I was impressed by Russell Wilson, Bret Bielema, and the rest of the Badgers. Seemed like a gracious, classy bunch.
Wilson, in particular.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:27 PM PST reply actions
Oh, and I forgot.
Bielema is a dead ringer for Rob Riggle.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
maybe it's just the corn-fed midwestern look
But I thought he looked like Brock Lesnar (minus the ’roids, plus a dozen years, flat-top grown out a bit)
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
But seriously...

They could at least be brothers.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 3, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
I agree. Wilson impressed me on and off the field.
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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Absolutely
I don’t know if anyone else caught it, but when they finally got York on the stretcher Wilson walked over on his own away from everyone else and shook Carson’s hand and gave him some words of encouragement. I already liked Wilson, but that just cemented it for me.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 3, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, I did see that. Classy.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting stat from ESPN-
The Pac-12 and SEC are the only conferences with winning records in BCS Bowl games.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 3, 2012 12:33 PM PST reply actions
Outside of USC, the Pac
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Yes?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Damnable enter key.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
10/12 is 5-6.
Including USC, they’re 11-7 before you count any vacations. The SEC’s still better. Part of that is that they have 2 teams with USC-type production, with LSU and Florida going to 10 BCS bowls combined and losing only once between them.
Interestingly, ’Bama is one of 2 SEC teams with a losing BCS record at 1-2.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
How things change in just a few years...
I went back to a FanPost I made about expectations at the beginning of the 2008 season. In it, I basically posed the question, “is 1 BCS bowl game every 5 years expecting too much, too little, or just right?” I recall thinking that I thought for sure we could contend for Pac 10 titles more regularly than we had been and wanting to see what ATQ thought (this was back before the Daily Quack Fix when 20 comments was a pretty good amount for a front page post).
In that thread, some really respected ATQ mods / regulars had some comments that, looking back now, are funny to read. But at the time it was completely reasonable thinking. It’s just crazy how far we’ve come in a really short period of time and I thought some of you might enjoy it.
What caliber is our program?
In 94 we hadn’t been to a Rose Bowl in 37 years. Our next BCS bowl was 2001, and we haven’t been since.
1 every 5 years is a place to start. We haven’t gotten close to that in the history of the program. Fans who expect more than that have not been around for too long.
I expect Oregon to consistently end up in the upper half of the Pac-10, and make a real run at a Pac-10 title every few years. We also have to realize that USC has a stranglehold on the conference. This probably won’t end anytime soon, upsets not withstanding.
by jtlight on Sep 26, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
Acceptable for me is a lot like how I look at hoops. If we’re not in the dance, I’m not happy about it. In my mind, football’s dance is participating in – at the very least – moderately good bowl games. Being competitive and relevant. Being a team that no other team can ever look past. I’m cool with the Sun Bowl. The Holiday Bowl is right up with there with the best non-BCS games. For me, I consider a BCS selection as all those pieces falling into place. I’ll hope for it every year. Rarely would I ever expect it.
Can I realistically expect that Oregon will play one game for a national title at some point in my lifetime? USC fans certainly can. So can fans at Ohio State, Florida, LSU and Michigan. I’m not sure we can as Oregon fans. Though we can certainly and realistically hope that it might happen.
But that’s the thing about expectations. They are constantly changing based on the information we have in front of us.
- Jeremy
by JConant on Sep 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT 1 recs
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 3, 2012 12:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
you have fan posts that you posted 3+ years ago?
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
You can click on your profile and go through your Blog activity or search. I just searched my profile for BCS and it was the only FanPost I had created.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 3, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
My 'expectations' have changed
Complete the following:
Lose a Rose Bowl, Lose a BCSNCG, Win a Rose Bowl, ____________
OK, so I don’t expect it, but I do like the pattern and the Ducks chances next year. In the early ‘90s, ’next year’ was followed by ‘might be our year [to go to a decent bowl, to beat .500, to do something else that now seems mediocre].’
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
Most teams rebuild
Elite teams reload. We’re in that later category now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And that is absolutely insane if you think about where we were just 3 season ago.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 3, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Thats awesome
We have certainly come a long way.
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 1:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
With the exception of one car full of 19 year old Wiscy fans while walking over to the RB, I had a really nice time
All four of them booed us!
I said, “Good luck in the game today.”
One immature girl shouted, “Nice hole!”
My friend said, “What is it, 16 degrees right now in Wisconsin?”
They shouted “Asshole” at us in reply.
We yelled back, “What are you talking about? You totally trolled us!”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hahahahahahaha
LSUFreek is a genius.

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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 1:16 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
I am laughing so hard
tears are streaming down my face!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
That woman is scary, but I don’t find this all that funny or genius. It’s just people dropping stuff.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
LSUFreek needed to add laser eyes
The GIF is good, but lacks a certain “holy shit WTF?!?!?” aspect that is perhaps best demonstrated here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVU6w_7fBk
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
Yeah, I probably should have added that in.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Giant image with no title is giant image
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The Daily Faberian
He was really nice when I met him on person on Sunday
I think you should take it easy on him.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
She was clearly using the force to stop that ball dead in bounds
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 3:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Forgive if duplicate quack, I'm posting from an airplane in Sacto
and Pat Kilkenny’s mom just offered me the seat next to her so I’ll keep this short:
The sticker on the back of Oregon’s helmets yesterday:
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE FARTHER AWAY THAN THEY APPEAR.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Jan 3, 2012 1:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Had a blast in LA
Perfect weather. Most Wisconsin fans are great, way better than Auburn and LSU fans. I tailgated with some really cool fans that provided me with some juicy brats and a beer bong so I could consume my beer as fast as we score Touchdowns. Glad I got to see the win in person. One of the best moments of my life. And the uniforms were amazingly awesome. Road trip back now to Seattle to rub the dawgs noses in our win. I love my Ducks!
my wife picked up one of these shirts for me today Fred Meyer, and I have vowed to wear to every family gathering from now until the day it finally disintegrates just so that my brother and his wife (baver season ticket holders) have to be photographed with me in my 2012 Rose Bowl Champs t-shirt
I didn't see that at my local FM,
tried to order one from the Duck Store, but it wouldn’t let me select a size, which you have to do to order it. Dang, I’m going to have to go back and take another look. I got the I Love My Ducks shirt with the rose on it for Xmas and I really like it.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
apparently they were just setting out the shirts while my wife was headed to the checkout line so she grabbed one for me
I had a Salty Orphan for a while, but I could NEVER get him to do anything worthwhile around the house…the fact that your’s goes shopping for you is AMAZING.
I don't mean to impose...
Work in progress,
unloads the dishwasher, folds the clothes and makes the bed. Won’t let him cook though, uses too much canned food!
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
I was just at the orthodontist (reason for the iPhone posting)
And I said that this was my last visit for awhile because I was going back to University. They asked me where I went and I said “the University of Oregon”. They replied “Is that the team that-” and before they finished I said “Yes, That is the team that just won the Rose Bowl.”
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 2:10 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I love that Chip Kelly is such a smartass
De’Anthony averaged 77.5 yards per carry. Any reason why he didn’t get a third carry?
There were two calls that were going to happen for De, but he returned long kickoffs, so I had to take him out for a play. I’m going to have to work on his wind. I’m going to have to be a better play caller. I don’t know that I’ve ever had a kid average 77 yards a carry. I’ll see if next year we can get him an extra carry or two.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
It's fun to imagine
How many yards DAT might’ve gotten had he gotten, say, 10 carries.
Makes sense to me
XD
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 2:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Someone needs to photoshop the Oregon Death Star shooting the Stealth Bomber out of the sky in this photo
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Our defensive line is going to be ridiculous
DeForest Bukner commits to Oregon
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6 DE already committed in this class
all in the Dion Jordan type build too. 6’4" to 6’6" around 240lbs. That doesn’t even count Pharaoh Brown at TE. Wow, we’re just loading up on defense in this class
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Or 6"8" DT Bair
We have an entire 2 deep on the defensive line in this recruiting cycle
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
DeForest is 250 per Scout...
and that is more accurate. He probably weighed 230 last year and since has eaten his family out of house and home.
Btw, Dion Jordan was 215 on his recruiting profile. Carriger, Daniel, Decastro, et al. are already taller.
Balducci will is said to already be 270-280. He is a DT/NT.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
*heavier and not taller.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
We could use a true NT.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Knowing our Coaches
and how they like to change player positions as they see fit.
I see Armstead as an unstoppable Full Back.
I think Chip agrees!
ssshhh....
The Fridge agrees
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Oregon is trying to have the #1 recruiting class in the country
…in average height.
Chip Kelly’s class > Dana Altman’s class for potential front court rebounders.
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
I just counted the guys over 6'5" in the class...
for one of my colleagues. We have 7 players at 6’5" or more. We have 1 player listed 6’5", 3 are 6’6" and 3 more are 6’7". Of coures, I’ve seen Bair listed as big as 6’9".
This is 7 out 18.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Buckner could play basketball too.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Hardly unexpected, but still sweet.
We are really going to be at the forefront of the Aldon Smith style of DE. Tall and 250-260-ish pounds. Woot!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
But
they’ll just get pushed around by those tall 320lb O-linemen!
by INducktrination on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
Any news on
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 3:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions
There are several 24-hour news channels, so I would say "yes."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I wouldn't recommend any of them though
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I should have written 24-hour "news" channels.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
Damn phone
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It's surprising how little news is actually on those channels though
Yelling, opinions, propaganda…yes. But factual news, eh not so much. So the question is somewhat valid. I’d suggest BBC World News or Al Jazeera for finding any news on.
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Any news on whether the Rose Bowl jerseys are going to available for purchase
Would love to own the jersey we won our first rose bowl in 95 Years in.
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 3:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions
MAKE MINE NUMBER 21 PLEASE
If Nike doesn’t offer these to the public, they’re insane. They’ll sell like bonerpillz.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 3, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
I have had a raging boner since the Clay jumped on that fumble
Might be time to see a doctor
XD
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
lol
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Good thing you're not Montee Ball then
You’re never go ass to mouth
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Most def
Would be awesome if they offered numbers of players that played key roles in the game Like DAT’s #6, LT’s #80, Michael Clay’s #46 and Kiko’s #47
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I had thought someone called cust service
And that they wouldn’t be available but the ‘new’ version of the Oregon jerseys were going to go on sale in July. Which would have similar elements but not the iridescent numbers. Dunno.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Hmm that would suck
Surely the Rose Bowl jerseys are a collectors item a lot of people would want, they should at Least do a limited release like the puddles jerseys
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure if I'm the one you're talking about, but I called and posted about it last week
There were no plans to make these available for retail purchase, but the the CSR I spoke with said that might change if-and I rightly corrected her by saying “when”- the Ducks won the Rose Bowl. They will definitely be available in their future incarnations (read regular uniforms) come June or July. My own opinion (and I agree this is complete speculation) is that retailers had a hart time moving ’09 RB, ’10 Natty and ’11 CC unis, but they also never lowered the prices after the losses.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
Cool! You would think they'd understand how to sell/adapt to a loss/win differently
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Agreed
But there’s probably lot more markup in an $25, discounted to $12.95 and costs $5 (est.) to produce with licensing than a $80 jersey (costs unknown)
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
true. i never saw any in sacramento
and sacramento is a pretty much man-crushed on the ducks you’d think they could have spread out the distribution a bit. oh well. Im seeing Oregon caps in the cap shops at the mall now, usually in 2 styles, and that is a big step i’ve been waiting for for many, many years.
Got several go ducks around town today, even though i left my house for a total of about 30 minutes.
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by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
i see Oregon stuff slowly bleeding into malls....
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
the takeover has begun.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
They have some in Virginia but it sells out fast.
I’m in close proximity to DC so we get a lot of military members. I visited Mount Vernon today and ran into a Wisconsin fan, a old duck and two other duck fans. It was a great day!
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Awesome thanks for that
I can understand why people wouldn’t flock to purchase a losing bowl jersey but the uniform you win your first rose bowl in 95 years in would be a must own for many duck fans including me.
NIKE – JUST DO IT!
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
that's the one im gunnin for as well.
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by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
I need to replace my 2006 #10
so yes please.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If only there were a way you could win one, say in a contest?
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
Psh. Who wears their LMJ jersey more than once a week.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yes, yes you do.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
Man, it's a great day to be a Duck!
It feels so good being ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS.
The best/funniest part of yesterday came during the Mitchell/Clay fumble recovery. One of our guest jump so high when they saw it, he put a hole in the drywall of our ceiling. (We have stadium seating in our man cave). We are going to put a big O sticker on it and keep it in remembrance of this day.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
That's awesome
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
now THOSE are memories to remember! =)
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by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
It is a great day to me, Yesterday my Ducks won the Rose Bowl.
Today, my wife was offered an excellent job in Portland, which she will accept. So stoked to get out of the cold and back into the rain!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Congratulations! But I didn’t think Arkansas got that cold. Whiner.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Isn't AK Alaska?
AR = Arkansas?
AL = Alabama?
AZ = Arizona?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Is this the double secret sarcasm font?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
No, I was actually seriously asking. Is it a standard joke?
#Can’t keep track of memes and jokes and info and shit
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You just got Zubazed.
It’s a meme.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
#TheMoreYouKnow!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I thought Zubaz'd was the double ban?
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
you guys are making my tiny brain splode now
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Quit paying attention, you are ruining EVERYTHING.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
How about whenever someone doesn't know something we can say he Holtz'd it?
It also works for all fans who think Notre Dame is good
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
You Zubazed that one.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
You're still the Queen of Jupiter though, right?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
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No, I'm the King of Uranus.
BOOM.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Duke of Uranus would have been funnier, Bill.
"My carpet is made of velcro."
by Chewbacca5000 on Jan 3, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
I politely disagree.
Chewy I’d like to keep my arms if that is okay.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
You would be amazed how many people mess it up though.
This meme started when I told the story of how I would get calls from telemarketers at 6:00 AM, thinking I was in Arkansas.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Wait...
So you’re NOT in Arkansas?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
Are you Todd Palin?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 4, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
And you were totally going to warn us nice people using work computers that the link contains nudity, right?
You just hit “POST” too quickly and, you know, SBN doesn’t allow us to edit our posts, right?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 4, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
It will be a big job relocating that far, we've accumulated a lot of stuff in the 10 years we've been here.
Alaska has been good for us, offering opportunities that weren’t available to twentysomethings in Oregon. Alaska has been an amazing adventure, but it will be nice having family close, not needing to drop a couple G’s just to see my peeps. Maybe catching the Ducks again for the first time since the ’90’s.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
congrats! and very soon, WELCOME BACK!
while alaska is amazing and beautiful, Portland beats Palen every time.
I’d love to go back but im in sunny and not cold at all california so it’s more complicated. while i miss rain quite a bit, i’m really happy with temp. that rarely enter into the 50’s.
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by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
You're going to have to change your screen name now
may I suggest QuackbackfromAK?
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"And ex-PLODE-ing into the middle is DeAnthony Thomas!"
“Can’t catch him! Touchdown Oregon!”
Always love it when Brent calls the TD 40 yards out.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions
To be fair, on that 91-yard run you could have called the TD as soon as DAT got past the line of scrimmage.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I'm serious, though. I do love it when he does that.
“Helloooooooooo end zoooooone!!!”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
"You are looking live..." <-------- still chills, especially in Rose Bowl setting. Awesome.
Though “won’t catch him.” is a close favorite.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I raised my hand as soon as he was past the scrum
Everyone else in the room had no idea what I was talking about. Well, until he scored.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I was screaming
“DeAnthony Thomas is so much faster than every single person on the Wisconsin roster!”
This took the entire duration of the run.
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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I was screaming those Apache words from the end of Dances with wolves when Costner is leaving the tribe.
But I have some issues.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
as soon as DAT chose the correct hole, he had two and one had a linebacker waiting. he chose the right hole (which was about 6 inches wide) and you just knew it was a homerun. awesome
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by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
Looks at the judges..
yes, we will accept this entry for the innuendo challenge
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by Matt Daddy on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And in the "you want some cheese with that whine?" dept:
Comment on Wisconsin St Journal message board…
The football is either in or out. If it breaks the plain of the goal it is out of the end zone just like when it is in for a touchdown. These refs were some of the worst cheaters I have ever seen in a big game like this one. I saw the Badgers reciever Beliema being held by his facemask when he fumbled the ball and was trying to get the ball back with a ref standing over the top of him!. I also saw the ducks holding and were never called on it. One of the ducks had a Badger in a headlock at the line and was never called for holding. It is hard to take a loss like this one when people were cheating! And what about the timeout that was taken away from the Badgers?. I hope that these refs get fired from football for cheating!
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Man, if I could, I'd post a shot of a Wiscy player doing the facemask on a Ducks player
which happened at least 2 times that I remember in the game vividly, neither called. But 3 year olds are 3 year olds. Doubt it would have any effect.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
WOW
Someone needs to tale the Red and White glasses off lmao
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 4:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think "Beliema" has any eligibility left.
On a completely different note, I love when folks who know nothing about football complain about the results.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Jim Schwartz called
He wants his rant back.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
I think there was holding on both sides that wasn’t called. As for the ball being out of the endzone on that kick return, it clearly hadn’t COMPLETELY crossed the plane of the goal-line. Now, I have no idea why this rule is different from any other rule where all the football has to do is break the plane, but that’s the rule, and it was explained clearly on the broadcast.
But I have to say, I sympathize in one regard. I hate it when our coach calls timeout and they actually charge us with a timeout. That’s the worst.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Well if the plane is counted as in, then the ball is still in as long as any part of the ball is in the plane
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, good point. From that perspective, the rule makes perfect sense. Unless the entirety of the ball is OUTSIDE the endzone, the ball is considered IN the endzone.
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I think if we write a few more sentences about this, it's going to be clearer.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure there's a pants joke here that I'm failing to make, but blame it on the hangover
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Nick Holt was a firm believer in the Zubaz
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
I think "University of Zubaz" is my favorite use of Zubaz.
Other than that, Zubaz is just a fucking great word.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
What is Zubaz?
I really have no idea.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
We called 'em "Buttafuocos."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Nick Holt's pants.
All you need to know.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
I really enjoyed our use of that in yesterday's CAPS LOCK thread
I also really enjoy the word ‘Noonen’
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Not to retread some well treaded treading trail, but I don't wear pants, eva.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Under no circumstances should you google images the term "no pants"
when looking for a suitable gif to post for the situation. My eyes will never recover.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
What I'd like to know
is what exactly you were expecting. You googled “no pants”. Your potential image options are sorely limited.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Jan 3, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
Zubaz are awesome, very classy attire
Definitely wearing them at a wedding…outside on a windy day so my junk totally shows through. Class all the way.

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MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Zubaz pants? check
porn-stache? check
Mullet? check
Yep, this is one of the greatest pictures of all time.
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The Daily Faberian
No unicorns, sad trombone.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
That guy in front
is a dead ringer for Kenny Powers
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
The most amazing thing about this picture
is that some woman was actually marrying one of those losers.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Don't judge Daisy
I’m sure there are some pictures of you prior to wedlock that you wouldn’t want posted on this site.
Respect the Zubaz
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Even then, she had the Dropstarter stare.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
I've been following the strange tracks of a desert animal for days...
One thing is clear: it can really hold its water.
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Uhhh... huh huh....huh huh
Those are some really tight jeans.
/shows self out.
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
Michael Jackson leather suit.
Enough said.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
The refs were very, very hands-off
There were a bunch of false starts not called, a bunch of holds not called, some PI calls that should have been called that weren’t, multiple face masks (including a tackle of DAT by the facemask that I know of)…there were just calls all over the place not being made.
IT was true for other games as well -the OKST/Stanford game seemed to have the ‘let ’em play’ vibe going on.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Actually, I think that’s mostly just “football.” We’re so used to micro-managing Pac 12 refs, that when the referees let them play, it seems like anarchy out there. I loved it.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I'd agree with all except the facemask.
There was one game a while ago (Baylor/huskies?) that was full of egregious facemask penalties but weren’t called, even the announcers noticed and called the refs on them.
The one that swung DAT’s head around in the RB yesterday was rather frightening. One of those is going to severely injure a player…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I honestly didn’t notice that one. And yeah, I’d agree that there are some penalties that always need to be called, either because they’re dangerous plays (like a facemask) or because they are procedural and there’s no real room for interpretation (like false starts/illegal formations/encroachment). But some of the touchy stuff like holding and pass interference…you can call that on almost any play if you really want to.
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timeout that was taken away?
I’m confused.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think he is whinging about the fact the Bielema burned a time out on the return where DAT didn't come out of the end zone
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The weirdest part
that timeout eliminated a play we already ran that they stopped us on. It was a strange sequence of events all around.
by INducktrination on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
the football gods certainly smiled on us that day
and I still have a permanent smile on my face, I actually think i may be stuck like this permanently.
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Did I do right in picking Michigan? Given that Herbie and David Pollack are picking them too...
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I forgot to post this earlier. This guy wins best custom jersey at the pep rally:

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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 4:46 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
THAT'S A BIG BALLS REC!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
He should have been 00
To literally express how big his balls are
by FromAutzenWithLove on Jan 3, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Baahahahaha
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by Ozraider on Jan 3, 2012 5:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That tall QB that plays for ASU is trying to get his release so he can go to another school for 1 year like Russell Wilson according to Greg Biggins but he needs to still be released 1st
The Legend
The Brockweiler is on the move, you say? Interestinnnnngggg!
The Todd Graham era appears to be having a rocky start from hour one..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
The duck fan behind me was an idiot
The few times DT threw an incompletion he would yell to stop passing and saying DT is a bad passer. The kid had a 70% completion, 3 tds and 300 yds. What more do you want?
Apparently he's never allowed to accidentally throw high over the middle
because then once one is picked off, he always throw high over the middle and is completely inaccurate.
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I understand the snark, given the amount of over-reaction about Thomas’ struggles. But honestly, if we’d seen THIS DT against USC, I think we win that game.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I kept hearing that he was throwing high in the game...
but I kept repeating, “they’re catching it, right?” The throw he made to LT was awesome.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I think he was fantastic in this game. He had a couple high throws, but he looked good early, and he didn’t sail nearly as many as he’d been sailing. I know Tuinei had the game of his life, but DT put some damn fine throws in between defenders.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
He had a couple high throws in a close period in the 2nd
Which culminated in the INT, and some got all crazy like. But I didn’t care because he started fantastic. No 1st quarter jitters, no “he has no trust in his knee,” just solid throws and much fewer drops. I love DT.
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
I disagree
We didn’t lose the USC game because of DT. We lost because it took 3.5 quarters for one of our running backs to wake up, our receivers had more drops than can fit in a bucket, and I believe Marqise Lee just caught another long pass on Troy Hill
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Ooh, I bet it's the guy I moved my season tickets to avoid!
Okay, I’m sure he’s not the only moron out there, but I can definitely picture him saying something like this (in a horrifyingly strident tone).
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Jan 3, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
Anybody else think a yellow version of our helmet would kick ass?
Like a gold helmet, like notre dames, but shinier?
I'll settle for nothing less than lasers.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
would holograms be acceptable?
perhaps in tandem with lasers?
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Lasers or GTFO.
Laser holograms, yes.
Craft paper holograms, no.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 3, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
With maybe a little green tint to it
We could even trade in the wings for what look like flames… oh wait
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Metal pee?
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Ahem.
Oregon State has not won a Rose Bowl since 1942.
GOD that feels good!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions 17 recs
Werkin' on it.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
We are horrible, horrible people
But I just rec’d that. I rec’d it so very hard.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I wasn't too far away from you.
Section 25, Row 72, Seat 127
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
Is anyone watching the travesty that is the current Sugar Bowl?
OK, it’s not a travesty but Denard Robinson is messing with my last remaining hope for points
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
What's this thing they're doing?
Where they don’t let the other team score a TD? I don’t like it.
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think they have a clear understanding of the rules and objectives of football.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
After the Rose and Fiesta this looks like Rugby
And compared to football, rugby sucks.
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Jan 3, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Oh Yes!
Jay Stricherz is reffing this game
by INducktrination on Jan 3, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
Was that not a false start by the kicker?
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Jan 3, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Last play before the half
The MI player’s knee touched in bounds!
They’re getting every break! Unreal!
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Jan 3, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
No worries, haven't you heard?
Va Tech can’t win the big one.
HA HA HA NOT US ANYMORE!!!
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Guys, if you haven't seen the photo essay at OLIVE, I highly recommend it. The last one made me cry.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Carson York gets some love.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Jan 3, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The team is just holding Carson down making sure he doesn't start running while carrying those scissors
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
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by keeerrrttt1 on Jan 3, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Safety first!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
He's about ready to gouge his eyes out in pain.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Man, I can't believe it
It made me sniffle a bit as well.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
great photos
Thanks. That last one really gets you.
by chicagoduck on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Another Duck recruit, per Mosely
Defensive end DeForest Buckner announced Tuesday that he intends to sign a letter of intent with Oregon next month.
Buckner, a 6-foot-7, 235-pound prep senior from Honolulu, is considered a four-star prospect by both Scout.com and Rivals.com, and a three-star recruit by 247sports.com.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
A thought or two...
This win is amazing. It feels as good as I imagined. But if this game is a 10/10 in terms of joy, the years we knocked OSU out of the Rose Bowl were 9.9/10. The feelings for me were closely related. Seriously though, what a day this has been.
Also, I know this is being picky, because a win is a win, but I would have loved to see Paulson get a bit more action. It’s his final game, and he’s so freaking important to our offense and a really likable guy. One final DP touchdown would have been fun to see.
"We smoked it all."
I don't disagree.
But at the same time, he did have that monster Civil War, and I feel good about that being his moment if the Rose Bowl couldn’t have been.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
I'm glad Tuinei had a good game.
It should stand as a good reminder to the returning WRs that our offense will give them an opportunity to shine.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
That’s a good point.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Jan 3, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Those helmets are going to look sick with black jerseys with grey feathers.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
Ahem Part Deux:
Ken Simonton is now THIRD on the all-time Pac-12 rushing list.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions
Well this sucks.
ESPN3 won’t replay bowl games. There goes my night.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I was watching part of the Rose Bowl on there earlier
--Dave
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I'll check it again.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
retry
ive watched it already. and it just started again for me
"Catchphrase! "
by Quacker Backer on Jan 3, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
I've slagged on DT a lot the last few weeks
But the guy was clutch and awesome. He had a hell of a game with many outstanding throws. It’s amazing how good he can be when he’s on. Great team effort all around, too many standouts to name. It’s so cool when literally everyone contributes to a big win. So proud to be a Duck fan. Rose Bowl CHAMPS!!!
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
A couple of pics...
My entrance in…
And a pano-view from our seats…

Too lazy to find the subthread
but after watching the beginning a few times, I think this is the exchange between Kelly and the players
“WHAT ARE WE?”
“FAST!”
“HOW DO WE PLAY?”
“HARD!”
“WHAT DO WE DO?”
“FINISH!”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Switch the 1st and 2nd questions there and it's a porn cheer.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Jan 4, 2012 1:43 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
LMAO
OREGON DUCKS ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS - Time to drink Dr Pepper and ship stuff with UPS!!!!!
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Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.
know any DT haters who've texted you before the RB?
Hell, this one’s easy, you know what to to: write down every word, verbatum, and scissor-cut each one out individually and put in an envelope. Find a large metal spoon, like you’d see on the serving line of a cafeteria, toss in a 2 tablet packet of pepto bismol and a packet of salt. Wrap it all up & mail it to the guy, no return address. Do not text/have any communication for a few days after you know he has recieved it. None! This is important.
Now send him a packet of pepper, and a note, “sorry. I forgot the pepper”. Shortly after he gets this, then call/text him, ask him how the meal was.

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