Received a letter from Rob Mullens. It is to Duck fans everywhere. Even to the Ducky fans who have migrated south for the winter, to Costa Rica... or maybe those considering a rebound relationship at sunny UCLA?
It's really nothing anybody needs to know, which makes it strange that he would spend time writing it.... Although, Mullens is masterful with some interesting, all-encompassing language - for example, the guide includes "fans" of Oregon Athletics into their definition of a "Representative of Athletics Interests" (page 6). Further, the document claims that "Once identified as a representative of athletics interest, an individual or business retains the status forever."
Mullens explains that we now have a badge of Honor & Respect from one of the highest University officials.... Nobody can drain us of our green blood. Ha.... No, no he doesn't Dinkus.