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Quack Fix: Ducks at 3rd in Pac-12 with Bay Area trip this week, Rupp sets USA two-mile record

Galen Rupp at the 2011 USA Outdoor Track & Field Championships in Eugene.

It was a pretty quiet weekend around here, but the Ducks got the sweep of the Washington schools, and have a chance to take a big step forward this week.

Got anything else? Leave it below. GO DUCKS!

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Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Rose Bowl Chaaaamps!

(heard as Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam)

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

it must be morning somewhere

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Feb 13, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for posting the article about Bobby Robinson and Charles Williams

I’ve written a lot of articles, but it’s one I am particularly proud of, and a story all Oregon fans should know. With it being Black History Month it seemed appropriate to tell the story.

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 AM PST reply actions  

That is a great article, thanks for the research and work!

Very interesting to see some of that history. Also important to note that more states than just the deep south had Jim Crow laws or practices in place well into the 20th century.

by OregonNYC on Feb 13, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a lot more to that story

and this is one I’ve been researching for a while. Without going into details, it appears that highly placed personnel within the UO athletic department were, if not actual Klan members (the KKK had a large presence in Oregon during this era), were at least subliminally racist and would stop at nothing to prevent black players from going onto the field for Oregon.

They received support from some names you would definitely recognize.

It’s really sad. Wait until you hear the story of Joe Lillard.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe LIllard is a really fascinating story

I didn’t go into too much detail about him, but he’s such an interesting story…played professional baseball, basketball and football, multi-sport star at Oregon in 31-33, and that’s only scratching the surface of what that guy did in his life. The last black player in the NFL before the ban.

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lillard was, if you believe the hype, the fastest football player anyone had ever seen.

Ever. The Depression-era equivalent of DAT.

Sportswriters in LA were well aware of the “Midnight Express” and his potential to change the dynamics of a game, and were overjoyed when he was declared ineligible, removing the only shot Oregon might have had at knocking off Howard Jones’ national champions (mind you, we were into a 16 year scoreless string against USC at that point).

One of my great regrets in life is not having more chances to squeeze the memories of my uncle Eggs — Edgar “Eggs” Manske, college FB HOF member from Northwestern, who played in the NFL from 1935-40 and was by all accounts the last NFL player that didn’t wear a helmet. That had to have been a fascinating era. It’s just sad they had to be so damned racist back then.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he was your uncle? that’s awesome!

by echo31 on Feb 13, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife’s uncle, actually. Close enough.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Still really awesome

For those of us who don’t know you really well, it helps to put your chosen role as an University of Oregon football historian into perspective.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Uncle Eggs is the answer to a couple of trivia questions.

Pittsburgh had the #1 overall pick the year he came out of Northwestern. They traded that pick to the Bears for Eggs Manske and cash. The Bears drafted Sid Luckman, the first great NFL quarterback, who wound up in the Hall of Fame — and eventually, Halas bought Eggs back from the Steelers for almost nothing.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they wear a helmet.

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the Viking heritage.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Antonio Cromartie never got that memo.

"After further review, prior to the spiking of the pass, the clock went to zero. The game is over."

by GustyJ on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for le Quack!

BJ Kelly did pretty well for his first indoor track meet last week finishing 3rd in the 60s.
(Don’t know if it was posted before, if so, I apologize!)

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, yourself. You can't be a wimp to grow old.

And besides that, “No self-respectin’ southerner would use store-bought salsa.”

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I was invoking the old Pace commercials

Funny commercials, terrible salsa.

Didja see the Byron Marshall/Jeff Lockie CSNBA video I posted a few days ago? You were one of the ones who expressed interest in it.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I knew/know what you were doing...I was paraphrasing the magic grits cooker from My Cousin Vinnie, eh.

can you re-post that thang for me?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Diggity Dogger

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That IS great, as easy a rec as I've given today. Thank you.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume by capitalizing CITY you are

Chastising people for being lazy and writing New York. However, New York is actually both more and less accurate than New York City.
New York is a state. New York city is the 5 boroughs. New York is also Manhattan borough. Something that takes place in Manhattan is correctly called in New York.
New York, NY is my office address. Brooklyn, NY is my home address. No one has New York City, NY as an address ( although it would still get to us)

by OregonNYC on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Snuffleupagus has a first name.

It’s Aloysius. He is also commonly addressed as Mr. Snuffleupagus or Snuffy.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My bologne has a first name...

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Living there, this took surprisingly long to get straight. Mostly the NYNY v. Manhattan v. NYC thing, especially relating to the outer reaches of the island like Inwood.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Feb 13, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The weird part for me was that you're technically in New York City when you're in any of the boroughs,

but it’s understood that when you say “the City” you mean Manhattan.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes more sense when you're there,

since Manhattan is just so much bigger, denser, busier than anywhere else.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Feb 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

But when you’ve never been before, it’s odd.

“OK, let’s head to the City.”

“?”

“Manhattan.”

“?!”

Followed by an explanation similar to the one above.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes it even weirder is that Manhattan

while called “the City” is the only part of New York City that can accurately be referred to as just New York (sans City)

by OregonNYC on Feb 14, 2012 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it's just accepted after a few hundred years.

People don’t even think about it any more. If they’re “flying to New York” they almost certainly mean Manhattan. Otherwise they’re “heading to visit family/friend/busineess in Brooklyn” or whatever.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 14, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we should start calling Junction City just "The City"

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

clearly, we're hopping today

let me tell everyone about my morning:

There were fresh baked cinnamon rolls. There was cream cheese frosting. You just had to put your own frosting on your cinnamon roll.

There was also a container of turkey fat, which looked not completely unlike cream cheese frosting when you are distracted with a baby. Needless to say, worst cinnamon roll I have ever taken a bite of.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Feb 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

It would have been much better if it were bacon fat...

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Feb 13, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me brighten your morning with some Star Wars humor:

And to appease the Wookie:

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's one of Chip's balls behind Chewie and Han.

They are too huge to be in the same picture at the same time.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Still a great line, although out of correct context.

A parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Unless Lucas meant that Han could somehow shave distance off the run, thereby saving time.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey daisy, how you be? Have you heard/seen this one?

If you’ve seen one shopping center
you’ve see a mall.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

False, it is a unit of time

As in, BJ Kelly ran the 60M dash in under 8 seconds. That is unless you think Lucas meant that somehow Han could shave distance off the run thereby folding space and time.

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, the Expanded Universe has a (revisionist) explanation for everything.

Greedo shot first!

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh by all means

Let’s discuss it. It’s possible this horse has just an itsy bitsy little amount of life in it, and clearly we must remove every last bit of consciousness from it’s poor beaten carcass.

Also, it’s an Offseason Monday, which roughly equals Purgatory, so what the hell.

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way to get rid of live horses in Oregon

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there is, but it involves making dead horses out of them.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I could kill that horse in under seven parsecs, with the right tools.

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that how long it would take,

or you have a ship that will make the distance from you to the horse shorter?

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Feb 13, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay okay

I clicked on this link and now I am completely blown away. Where does all of this stuff come from? By stuff I mean all of the details that clearly weren’t part of any of the movies. I know there have been many novels, but are any of those ‘official’ novels? Aren’t they written by many different authors? Do they contradict each other at all?

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the "expanded universe."

It’s a hellish morass you really don’t want to get into. Figuring out what is considered canonical or non-canonical is best left to those without children or lives of any kind.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would suspect there are many heated debates about what is canon and what is not canon while sipping bottles of mountain dew and hot pockets. (Stereotypes are fun!)

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That's IT!! The expanding universe is actually a foaming over bottle of Mountain Dew. Brilliant!!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Entropy iz its own deal. Ya just gotta live with that!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Pockets?

Cheez Puffs. Giant gallon-sized plastic jars of Cheez Puffs. And who “sips” Dew?

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t had “Dew” since I was 13. If I were to try and drink it again, I probably would sip it with great hesitation.

I thought all the nerds ate Hot Pockets these days, am I “more with it” or is that now “old school”?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It was Planter's Cheez Ballz when I was a nerdling.

They don’t make ‘em any more, but you see knockoffs at places like Fry’s and Best Buy. And they make the “throwback” Dew now with real sugar instead of corn syrup. Cleaner and less cloyingly sweet than the regular stuff.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave up soda for Lent one year in college. Afterwards, I couldn’t drink it any more except in small quantities or it would hurt my stomach. I’ve gradually gotten used to it again (unfortunately) and can drink one or two without a problem.

Except for Mountain Dew. That stuff makes me feel like I’ve just been poisoned.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I rarely drink soda any more as well.

Iced tea (not sweet tea!) and the occasional Vitamin Water for me. But I do occasionally buy a bottle of Coke from Mexico (love the glass bottles, and made with real sugar) from the little store down the street, and also the occasional ’Throwback" Mtn. Dew.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a reason Mountain Dew has the color of engine coolant.

Or vice versa.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

So people can see it when it spills on the garage floor?

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more in terms of “Cripes, I’m not drinking THAT, it looks like Prestone.”

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They put Hot Pockets in BOTTLES now?!?

My life has been changed forever.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the alcohol content?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They probably do in England. They do weird things like that there.

Ref: Hot Dogs packaged in a can.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And canned salad!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And...

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

God damnit

I just ate lunch. I didn’t need to eat it again.

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dessert?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack!

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that's something I could really chomp down on.

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

One can serves a hundred!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

England will put the old "Pizza in a Cup" Guy

Out of business!

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, that sure made me laugh....WTF?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a quote from “The Jerk”.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They do like their canned weirdness.

Not the only ones.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This is a major rec. You gotta click on this and jeez, don't miss the comments.

They got another 17 recs in them.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

"The flashy thing from Men in Black."

Indeed. Stat!

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This made me laugh.
OMG, it looks like a chicken emerging from a Matrix cocoon! “Neo, hand me the salt n pepper”.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah!

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, hot pockets?

Shit. When I was doing this it was an all Dew diet. First one to fall asleep got pranked!

(you did NOT want to be the first to succumb)

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear God no.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pizza Pipeline FTW.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If sipping Dr. Pepper through red licorice (ehem, next debate please) is called Dr. Delight...

…what does one call sipping Mt. Dew through a Hot Pocket?

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Dew

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Guh

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that some Dew in your Pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy sashimi.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If the New Testament is any indication,

We should expect a largely definitive set of Canon in about 400 years or so.

Things like this, though cool, likely won’t be part of it.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that was pretty epic.

and totally canon.

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What good is a new set of Canon if it hasn't got this shit in it?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes no sense.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

"Wha.....?"

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, seconds are a unit of time.

But…never mind.

Acoustic “seismic weapons” would totally work in space. And there’s totally sound as well. And ion engines sound like air-breathing jets.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Kwisatz Haderach is not amused.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So is a parsec

It’s part of a second.

/canofwormsopenedsuccessfully

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee.

It’s totally not a now-deprecated unit of measure at all.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But it is a unit of measure

that measure is the passage of time. Probably the 4th dimention which as a unification of time and space means that we’re all right!

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone else never realize a crumpled up Union Jack

looks like bacon?

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 14, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

How about

“….and a parsec in a pear tree.”

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying

Chip Kelly has the balls big enough to go closer to the black hole than Han

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't want to derail David's Carlos Emery thread with something completely off topic so I'm going to post it here
Five games is a small sample size compared to the first 20

I wish ESPN & Knicks fans would realize this like Dave does

The Legend

by KJ Brophy on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

I think Lin is the real deal.

He’s not one of those score first guys that happens to be on a hot streak. He shares the basketball well and can get to the charity stripe. He doesn’t settle for poor shots and consistently drives the lane. I would say he’s a case study on how to play point guard.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s been doing this without Melo & Amar’e his usage rate is almost as high as Melo’s right now. He won’t score nearly as much when Melo & Amar’e get back & then people will probably realize that he’s been turning the ball over a lot.

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by KJ Brophy on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

By that same logic, he’ll have the ball a lot less when Melo & Amare get back, which will lead to fewer turnovers

by westspec on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He reminds me of a young steve nash.

If you recall Nash turned the ball over a lot early on, but was a scorer and a instigator in Dallas. Then he went on to win 3 MVP titles. Lin won’t go away just because Melo and Amare come back. If anything he’s going to make Amare beter, remember what he and Nash did…

If Lin disappears, it will be because Melo comes back and demands the spotlight too much, putting himself before the team. If that happens the Nicks will fall and all the hype around Melo and the failure to live up to it, will get him kicked out of NY at the end of his contract.

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by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thaz a keeper!!! "I think there's a rec in there somewhere,"

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Nearly killed him.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thaz a good un.

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Great article. Thanks for sharin'

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, thanx. That's easy worth a rec.

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how that article had a link to the definition of misnomer.

I was expecting a video highlight of LMJ running over Adam Hall or something.

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by CaDuck on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Matt Daddy

would like Jason Smith’s Mock Draft projection for the Steelers’ first round pick? It would be pretty cool to see LaMichael go in the first round.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be like a hot chick that doesn't like sex.

They’d just keep ’em on the sidelines for eva.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I just creamed my pants.

Like, I tore my pants to shreds.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think CK waits for New England to come calling

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by webfoot73 on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Dixon get resigned?

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by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What's funny

is he also has Vontaze Burfict going to the Niners. Could you imagine Burfict playing for Harbaugh?

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 13, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ssingler/Ducks get Player of the Week in PAC 12

http://www2.registerguard.com/cms/index.php/duck-mens-basketball/comments/pac-12-honors-singler/

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

(Somebody was excited)

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Or

Lou “Worcestershire” Holtz.

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by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Had to be the former as I didn't pee me pants.

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss football

:(

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Football in a can!! (see above)

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, my duck bruddah

me too.

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by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You in 'the can?'

“Has Yo can jus been fugged?”

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by Famous Duck on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Apologies if this has already been posted

I was just looking at the draft stuff on ESPN and noticed something that surprised me. I figured I’d have a look and see where they had Darron Thomas in the QB rankings. I scrolled down the page a bit to see if he showed up somewhere in the bottom half and I didn’t see him anywhere. So I decided to Ctrl+F and search for him and he showed up, just not where I was looking. Much to my surprise, ESPN has DT ranked as the 8th best QB in the draft – ahead of the likes of Russell Wilson, Kellen Moore, and Case Keenum. While I think that DT would have been better suited to come back next year and improve his draft stock, being ranked 8th on that list isn’t nearly as low as I figured they’d have him projected. That’s not to say I personally think he’s worse than that, because I don’t, I just figured the so-called “experts” would have him lower than that.

Anyway, I found it very interesting and thought some of you might too. Here’s the list for anyone interested.

Andrew Luck
Robert Griffin iii
Ryan Tannehill
Brock Osweiler
Brandon Weeden
Nick Foles
Kirk Cousins
Darron Thomas
Ryan Lindley
Kellen Moore
Russell Wilson
Case Keenum

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

That does look a little odd I guess.

I’m sure there’s the usual size/body-of-work/arm-strength/clutch-performer/system-QB rabblerabble. Foles is bigger and stronger than most below him, but his body of work is only average or below compared to Moore for instance.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

List of Ducks in case anyone's interested

Lamichael James #5 RB
Cliff Harris #17 Corner
Eddie Pleasant #10 Safety
David Paulson #7 TE
Darron Thomas #8 QB
Mark Asper #19 OT
Josh Kaddu #21 OLB
Lavasier Tuinei #48 WR (4 spots behind James Rogers, both have same “grade” – 30)
Terrell Turner #62 DE
Darrion Weems #73 OT
Anthony Gildon #96 Corner

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems a little odd that Turner is #62nd best DE. That’s a lot of other DEs.

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by JShufelt on Feb 13, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's suprising to me too.

The players I think will have a noticable impact on their teams.
1. LMJ he’s just special.
2. Paulson, I can see him turning into a dallas clark/whitten type TE. A QB’s best friend.
3. CH13. If he commits he can be great, the question is, will he do what the coaches want him to do and will he jeopardize his shot with off field behavior.

Gildon could also turn into a good pro if he stays healthy and LT can be a good endzone threat.

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by Quack Addict on Feb 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone might take an early flyer on him.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading the details makes me laugh…and I laugh because I don’t want to be enraged so laughing is all I can do. The stuff they have on there for some of these players is just ridiculous and makes me wonder if any of these guys pay attention or if they are literally evaluating players based off what they hear on Colin Cowherd and SportsCenter.

Seriously, at this point in the game if you still have LaMichael as a 4 for intangibles (scale of 1-4, 1 being the best), your opinion is worth jack shit. Stop reading CGB, CC, BTD, and UWDP, pay attention and think for yourself.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he's no Chris Polk.

How does one improve on perfection?

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lowest possible score for intangibles?

That’s just insane.

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by omb on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right? I don’t get that at all. I get why they’d have a concern, I do. Bottom line is he was arrested and plead guilty to something. But taking that and giving him the lowest possible score for overall intangibles because of it? That’s just plain stupid and lazy. The guy was obviously a big time leader on the team. He is extremely respectful. When he got in trouble, he was honest about it with Chip and the authorities and faced the music. He stayed in college an extra year to get his degree and constantly talked about wanting to be an Academic All-Conf/American. By all reports I’ve seen, he’s one of the hardest workers on the team. Not to mention the guy has a ton of heart, determination, toughness, etc. He could easily have shut it down for a few more games after injuring his elbow in order to make sure it didn’t get worse so he kept his NFL prospects good, but he didn’t because he’s all about the team.

My favorite play from the Rose Bowl was DAT’s run…but not the 90+ yarder. I liked the “shorter” one (60-ish yards) because LaMichael is out front, 15 yards down field blocking a Safety so it could turn from a 15 yard gain into a long TD. I’m really going to miss that little fatty!!!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It really ticks me off too

He has that one thing from 2 yrs ago, and everyone who is unbiased knows that it was a mistake, but not nearly as bad as it was painted in the press immediately after. If you don’t want to give him a 1 for intagibles because of that one thing, two years ago, then fine…but a 4?? It’s seriously asinine. I’d let my daughter date LMJ if I had one. I completely believe in his character.

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by daisyduck on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You would hope that actual NFL scouts would not just do real research, but also talk to LMJ. And Chip. And Campbell. I find it particularly hard to believe that anyone could talk to Campbell about LMJ and not come away with a high opinion of his character.

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by omb on Feb 13, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If they had daughters, they should lend them out to LMJ and wait to hear the reports.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm changing the way the world works. BOOM.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure they will

NFL teams will do their research (see: Blount, LeGarrette). These aren’t scouts, these are paid talking heads and they’re just using sound bites and Craig James type wisdom to come to their conclusions.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 13, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There a couple guys that aren't bad

Mike Mayock is tolerable. But all of ESPN analysts are garbage. Kiper spends more time on his hair than he does on evaluating players. And the first time I ever watched Todd McShay, I was left thinking, who the hell is this guy and what is he doing evaluating the NFL draft? Then they bring on a BCS expert to explain how voting works. Gee, thanks guys.

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by baseb3383 on Feb 13, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiper does have pretty nice hair.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet it jumps out on ESPN3D.

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by baseb3383 on Feb 13, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sho nuff it does.

Runs a 4.4 40 and it tackles like Ditka.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Two words: Mitch Platt

Ok, two more, even betta: Julius Erving

We need to make an all-time, all-hair team.

I nominate Julius as the charter member.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I see your Dr J and raise you one LaRue Martin

really, though, this calls for people with better imaging posting skills than us. I pass the torch

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by Honka Playboy on Feb 13, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

McShay actually played too. I’m too lazy to look it up right now, but if memory serves he played DB (Safety?) at some small college.

The thing is, they’ll all tell you that it’s a very inexact science, and that it’s really hard to predict this stuff. Which is why it’s so freaking amazing to me how definitive they all are. They make “can’t”, “won’t”, and “too small/slow/etc to succeed at position X in the NFL” kinds of statements. And they seem to refuse to even consider the possibility that a guy who breaks their conventional wisdom might be able to succeed. I don’t know if they are just scared to look wrong, or if it is threatening to them because, if, for example, a guy like LMJ can actually succeed at being a feature back it means they’ve been wrong over and over again for years.

So, instead of facing that possibility…just keep screaming from every mountain top that he can’t do it and pray he never gets a chance, heaven forbid actually succeed. I think that’s why the Tebow thing blew up like it did – all the “experts” definitely said he cannot do it…then definitively said he can’t do it a whole season…then definitively said he can’t win a playoff game…eventually they could finally say, “see, I TOLD you!” And for what? It’s a well known fact that predicting these things is a borderline guessing game.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Blount went undrafted though. I thought someone would draft him late because he did everything right in the months after The Punch and had endorsements from guys like Tony Dungey. But it didn’t happen, and that kinda backs up my point: some of the people making the decisions in the NFL don’t really, truly do all the research that some of the more draft-savvy teams do.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 6:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You say that because you don't have a daughter

And that’s not saying LMJ is a bad guy, he’s not, he’s a good kid and not a punk…

If you had a daughter you wouldn’t let anyone date her. I know I won’t.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

TRAITOR

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck Daisy,

I would date him myself but I am too old!

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by MCD Mom on Feb 13, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

Let’s adopt him.

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by daisyduck on Feb 14, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think my orphanage has declared me suitable for adoption yet.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 14, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, they're rating him that based on the arrest?

That seems beyond incompetence – rather insulting actually. I couldn’t see their rationales and ratings, but between that and baseb3383’s recap below, it almost seems like they’re just making shit up to intentionally minimize and dismiss the guy.

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by omb on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN ratings are always the worst

Those guys have no clue on the lesser known prospects. Just watch them grade out LaMichael as a mid round scatback, then watch him go to a team like New England and make Belichick look like a genius. Actually, it’s funny, I think the team most likely to maximize his talents is New England. They practically run a spread anyway.

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by baseb3383 on Feb 13, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like saying that Tyler Perry hates making money.

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by axemen23 on Feb 13, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Try me

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by axemen23 on Feb 13, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why I did that as a reply to you, sorry, that didn’t make much sense.

But yeah, someone is going to get a steal out of Cliff. I still highly doubt he falls as far as some think. With his talent, a few teams are going to evaluate him more closely. And, once they do so, they are going to see that yes, he screwed up bad enough to get booted off the team…but they are also going to see that he didn’t commit any violent crimes or anything.

I’m NOT justifying / minimizing / apologizing for Cliff’s behavior. What I’m saying is that NFL teams look at the kind of stuff Cliff got in trouble for and think, “well maybe we can straighten him out. He’s graded as a 1st or 2nd round pure talent, so if we take him in the X round I think it’s worth the gamble.” Then all it takes is 1 team to like what they hear from him in an interview or what Chip tells them about Cliff or whatever and next thing you know they take him relatively high.

I mean, Tebow was drafted in the 1st round as a QB ffs. All it takes is 1 team to believe in you. And when you look at what the Raiders, Cowboys, Bengals, etc have been willing to overlook when it comes to that kind of stuff, it wouldn’t shock me at all to see Cliff go around the 3rd round somewhere.

I usually don’t really care that much about the NFL draft when it comes to the Ducks. But this year there’s a lot of intrigue for us with Cliff, where LaMichael will end up going in the draft, what happens with Darron Thomas, and what happens to guys like Paulson, Kaddu, Asper, etc. And now that Chip was courted by the NFL, and we’re that much more of a proven commodity, it’ll be interesting to see how many of our guys are drafted in those later rounds versus going the undrafted free agent route like Maehl, Blount, Nick Reed, and so many others in the past few years.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

These "scouts" have no fucking clue

They also rate Lamichael as a guy with below average durability. The guy misses all of two games with a badly dislocated elbow and they’re questioning his durability? Unbelievable. They also cite him missing a couple practices with a tweaked knee. Wow dudes, we’re just reaching there aren’t we?

The worst part is that they don’t even give him credit for having elite agility skills. They say he’s more quick than fast. They say he gets caught from behind more than you’d think. You mean, like ever? And then we keep getting the Sproles/Spiller/McCluster comparison. That’s just lazy. I swear these guys have never watched a fucking Oregon game. James is a far better between the tackles runner than CJ Spiller, Dexter McCluster, and Darren Sproles. He’s got incredible power for his size and doesn’t go down with arm tackles. And the weakest part of his game IMO is his hands. I think he can be a between the tackles runner for an NFL team, he has the power and quickness to do it very well. One thing he is not is a specialty/3rd down back. That’s not his best skill set. He’s an every down running back with great return skills.

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by baseb3383 on Feb 13, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. I think if any team takes him as a 3rd down back, they are going to be disappointed.

To me, he’s more Ray Rice than Sproles. Plus, he’s one of the best rushers I’ve seen on pulling guard plays. He has the patience to let his blockers set up the blocks, but the explosion and quickness to hit the holes once they appear.

I also think he needs to work on his catching more, which is why he’s not a great 3rd down back. Plus the durability arguments are weak. He was top 20 in rushing attempts per game this year and top 3 last year.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 13, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The caught from behind thing.

Ridiculous. Unless he misread a downfield block (the double-spin against UCLA for example), how many times was “caught from behind?” There’s a reason Brent got used to saying “won’t catch him” and calling the touchdown while LMJ was still clearing the secondary on his own 25.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LSU Game

Got caught from behind like once in the backfield by Barkewhosiwhatsit Mingo as he paused for a hole to open up, and they talked about that aspect of his “game” for the rest of the year.

Total trash.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't he get "caught from behind" because Grasu stepped on his foot?

I’d love to see Mingo catch LMJ from behind in an open field situation. Or from a standing start. I won’t hold my breath.

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by benzduck on Feb 13, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. I don't remember.

I definitely remember Mingo stomping on his ankle in the backfield, though. He left the game after that. I’ll try and find a pic of it. I remember seeing one.

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by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that doesn't count.

When they say he gets caught from behind, they’re trying to say he doesn’t have breakaway speed, and that is just blatantly incorrect. Getting caught while searching for a crease isn’t the same as being walked down on the sideline from behind.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

In other words, total trash.

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 13, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It'll be interesting to see how the test at the combine and how they move.

Without seeing who he’s stacked up around, Kaddu seems perhaps primed to move. I don’t know how much room Eddie has to jump, but he should blow away the 40 and perhaps jump on account of that. I’m also really curious to see how Cliff runs.

The thing about Darron w/r/t some others like Moore and Wilson is that, though they won a lot of games and have good skillsets, they are both very small compared to the ideal NFL mold, and Moore in particular doesn’t have a very strong arm. So whatever else you might say about them v. Darron, he’s going to benefit from his size and strength, while they get knocked way down and hit a hard cap on account of their physical limitations.

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by omb on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be pretty interesting to see what happens with DT after they see that he isn’t very fast. I feel like there’s this misconception among the “experts” that DT is a running spread option QB. I bet his 40 ends up being pretty slow.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Always ran a little clumsy even, IMO.

I love you anyhow, DT.

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by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Pretty much every time he’d take it and run I couldn’t help but think “wait, LSU wanted him as a WR?”

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by omb on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

assuming, and it is a big assumption,

that Kiko’s Rose Bowl performance wasn’t a flash in the pan, then I feel pretty good about us back there. Michael Clay is my favorite Duck on D, and I think our best

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by Honka Playboy on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Tuinei should be in the 30s

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by axemen23 on Feb 13, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How does Rogers go before Tuinei?

Isn’t he an accident waiting to happen?

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by MCD Mom on Feb 13, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Tuinei is very polite.

He always rushes in front of others and holds the door. 8-]

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by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about this the other day

Does anyone thing RGIII would be as highly ranked as he is in this draft if he hadn’t come back for another year? I’m not saying that DT and RGIII are the same, but RGIII benefited from another year in college and putting up some sick numbers, something I think DT would have had a really good chance of doing next year.

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by Matt Daddy on Feb 13, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bit of a different situation

RGIII was coming off a torn ACL so he almost had to come back and prove himself, whereas Thomas had a pretty good year. I still agree with your main point though, DT would’ve done himself a lot of good coming back this year.

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by baseb3383 on Feb 13, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I really thought he was making a huge mistake…but I thought he wouldn’t get drafted. If he’s the 8th QB taken, he’ll probably go in the 4th/5th round. If he pulls that off, I have to give him credit. I don’t know that he’d have gotten higher than being the #8 QB if he stayed another year. This is sounding like a much less dicey decision. I’m routing for him either way, so we shall see in a couple months!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 13, 2012 6:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I am also reevaluating my initial judgment

Here’s how I see it:

  1. He comes back (fixes his “mechanics”), finishes the year healthy, takes us to and assisting us in winning a BCS bowl. At or above where he’s at now. Mos Def drafted (suck it, Zima man!).
  2. He comes back (fixes his “mechanics”), finishes the year healthy, takes us to a BCS Bowl and we lose. At or slightly below where he’s at now. Possibly drafted, UDFA likely.
  3. He comes back (maybe fixes “mechanics”) and gets injured, earns his spot back as the starter and takes us to a non-BCS bowl. Win/loss less important. At best, slightly below where he’s at now. Less likely a draft pick, UDFA possibly.
  4. He comes back, gets injured and doesn’t earn his spot back as the starter. Bowl appearance, but he gets no credit as he is not the starter. Significantly lower than where he’s at now. UDFA, if lucky.
  5. He comes back and loses his spot as the starter. Bowling not an important factor in his draft status. UDFA unlikely.

The more I think about this I realize this the best decision for Darron (which we can’t and shoudn’t fault him for). We are in Chip Kelly’s capable hands; we’re going to be alright.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 13, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly, I have this strange feeling that Darron will come back next year.

I just keep thinking “he comes back”.

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He comes back?

I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the… well, I don't really know what I'm here to do.

by Bill Musgrave on Feb 14, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

My thoughts on your items.

1. He’s probably not encouraged to fix his mechanics at college. He might as well get paid while being coached to fix his mechanics.

2. He’s probably not encouraged to fix his mechanics at college. He might as well get paid while being coached to fix his mechanics.

3. He’s probably not encouraged to fix his mechanics at college. He might as well get paid while being coached to fix his mechanics.

4. Realistic possibility. He might as well get paid.

5. No chance at an NFL career.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Feb 14, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Does better mechanics mean better accuracy?

Why would he not be encouraged to fix his mechanics in college? Granted, we are/were a run-first offense, but wouldn’t the program benefit from having a more accurate passer?

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 14, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me put it this way...

Tim Tebow will never be a great passing QB. The reason is because he has literally MILLIONS of repetitions doing it incorrectly. It comes down to muscle memory. To throw the ball, his body does how it’s learned to do it. To be very general, he would need to be coached enough reps to where his body does it properly, and that would be like matching his entire history of improperly throwing, with properly throwing. It isn’t just perfecting a technique, adding a new motion to the arsenal, or making someone more aware of something – It is fighting pass the natural motion and relearning how to do everything properly.

Imagine, after using a QWERTY keyboard for so many years, you suddenly have to use this:

You won’t be able to type as effective, despite it shown that it is a better, more effective layout.

College won’t help him accomplish that, because he has far more important issues to tackle and help the team. But if he gets on to a team, he could get years of coaching, and a team would have an incentive to fix his motion.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Where in tarnation did you find this?

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking that it wasn't in tarnation; I think he found it in 'The City.'

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by Famous Duck on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think RGIII had more upward potential relative to expectations

Expectations for the team were low so coming back, and demonstrating improvement showed that he could compete. The Ducks are expected to do well next year and DT is expected to be a big part of that.

Also, at this time last year, RGIII had 2 full seasons of work plus one cut short by injury. DT, on the other hand, has completed 2 seasons as a starter plus another two as a backup/redshirt.

I would think that RGIII would have more to come back for.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Feb 14, 2012 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No way in Hell Baylor will win the Natty. I have no idea where he is in his degree process

If RG3 came back, he might run the risk of being “not HTW” or “that other HTW”.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

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