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Quack Fix: Ducks will fight for postseason against Colorado, SBNation launches YouTube channel

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means, you can go download last night's Tuesday Night Talk. Based on the poll that has popped up, sounds like it went off topic a bit, so definitely worth a listen.

And since it's a slow day for Quack, a little SBNation announcement. SBNation has launched a youtube channel, in a special partnership with Youtube, and will be producing a ton of great content. Dan Rubenstien (of the Solid Verbal) and Matt Ufford (of Warming Glow and Kissing Suzy Kolber) are just a couple of the big names that have joined the network specifically to create content for the channel. Here's a promo video from Matt and Dan, and here's one from Spencer Hall and Jason Kirk (who will be covering college football). I'm excited to see all the new videos. I've already subscribed, and you should too. Alright, let's get to the quack:

Help out your fellow addicts, and drop any other quack in the comments. GO DUCKS!

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Good morning,

and how nice that we get one extra day this year to say it!

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Feb 29, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

My DVD of the game arrived yesterday

Awesomeness.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 29, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine too!

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Feb 29, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Lemme know what you think of the picture quality.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not so hot

It’s stereo, not 5.1 and the pic quality is decidedly not HD. It’s not horrible, but it’s not great and there’s a lot of pixellation.

Still, watching DAT’s runs again with all the commentary and everything was awesome. Got a little choked up when I saw LMJ’s first great run too.

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Feb 29, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m disappointed with the quality, but this game way too momentous and precious to return the DVD. I’m glad you (or someone else) posted the reduced price on Amazon. I’d be pissed if I paid 5-10 dollars more.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No baseball tonight

The game was resceduled for may something and i may be wrong but i think leap year adds a day and doesnt leap 2 months

#88

by pipgras on Feb 29, 2012 8:16 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Thanks for that.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Feb 29, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i love knowing that the actual Quack Fix just doesn’t get read at all

by echo31 on Feb 29, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

OHHHHH … never mind, you were correcting something

by echo31 on Feb 29, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

there must be a tally somewhere, right? maybe curmudgeon points are the new keg stickers

by echo31 on Feb 29, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Great read on BN and SI about the decline of UCLA basketball in the links above

While I don’t follow their coaching situation well enough to offer an opinion on Howland the article is quite thorough and damning. I’m sure the AD and President’s office is overwhelmed with concerned alumni and donors. It goes to show that no matter the heights your program once reached poor management and coaching can always bring a program down (looking at you ND).
It is an interesting world where young people have no reason to think that UCLA is good at basketball or ND has any football tradition.

by OregonNYC on Feb 29, 2012 8:36 AM PST reply actions  

mmmmbrainzzzzzzzzz!!!!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha! That's totally the guy that complained of "physical" and "dirty" play in a post-game interview after a game at MKA last season.

Now we learn he allegedly bullied and beat the shit out of his own teammates? Perhaps he didn’t like when we fought back?

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

this is creaming for a photoshopped Dana Altman punch to the chin...

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 29, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"creaming" ?

Is that a funny typo, or did you actually mean to write “creaming”?

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

screaming

Definitely screaming…the only thing I’m creaming for is moar DeAnthony Thomas 90-yard touchdownz

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 29, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

dude…put it away!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who knew UCLA's AD at his previous job

He describes him as a “nice guy who is in WAY over his head at UCLA.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Feb 29, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It just seems odd...

When you watched Howland’s teams when he first got there, they were hard-nosed, defensive minded teams. He was running up and down the sideline with his hands in the air like a madman screaming at his team to play defense. And they seemed to match that intensity.

The last couple of years it just seems like they’ve been noticeably lazy. Prima Donnas can do that to your team, but I really thought Howland was a better coach than that and could get control of his team. But I guess not. It just seems so weird how fast they’ve fallen.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Feb 29, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If you read the article, it seems that the lack of control has nothing to do with his actual coaching ability, which must be fantastic. It has more to do with the attitude of the players he’s recruited, and his inability to manage them and teach them as young men, not just as basketball players.

Howland is the exact opposite type of coaching genius as Chip Kelly.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Feb 29, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt and Dan are hilarious

So glad there is a SBNation youtube channel now

The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal

by Matt Daddy on Feb 29, 2012 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

Cliff Harris kinda sucked at the combine

Looked slow, ran a 4.6 40 and didn’t do well in the drills (from Ted Miller)

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Feb 29, 2012 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

Too much nacho cheese

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?

My name is not Bryce.

I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.

by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

After experiencing 118mph in a car,

Harris realized that running is kinda lame.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

While this isn't going to help Cliff

I also don’t think it’s the end of the world. I mean, Javier Arenas ran a 4.6. Syd’Quan Thompson ran a 4.62. Obviously there are a million examples you can give of players who ran faster than that who were successful. But I’m not trying to prove a correlation. All I’m saying is that a 4.6 40-yd dash doesn’t mean certain doom.

The things I’ve noticed on his draft profiles on multiple sites have been things like fluidity of his hips, his ball skills, his instincts, etc. I personally think for Cliff it’s going to come down to the interviews and what they find in the background checks. If they talk to Chip and Chip says, “listen, he’s not that bad of a kid, I just had to kick him off the team because enough was enough. He was a good teammate and locker room guy. He accepted feedback and was coachable. I really do think he’s salvagable.” I think we’ll see him get drafted late. If they say that he’s an idiot and a ticking timebomb, he probably won’t.

It’s going to be REALLY hard for teams to pass on him late if they need a cover corner though. Think about this. Let’s say a team thinks there’s at least a chance that Cliff performs at the late-first round performance that he was being projected at the beginning of last season before his troubles. Jimmy Smith, the last CB taken in the first round last year, made $7.5M. The last pick of the first round made about $6.5M. So let’s split the difference and say a CB taken at the end of the first round is worth $7M.

Using a really basic ROI calculation, if a team pays $2.15M (6th round CB from last year) for a player that plays at the $7M level, they are getting a 225% return on their money. And in Cliff’s case, a team could bring him in for camp and cut him if they don’t like him. So they only have to pay the guaranteed portion, or $113,000. That’s a 6000%+ return on their initial investment.

Bottom line, I don’t think the numbers at the combine are going to end up being that big of a deal, for Cliff, LaMichael, or any of the others for that matter. But we’ll see.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 29, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

That’s just mean.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Me

sorry :)
Actually twice I’ve parked next to a Duck when going into the store, twice I came out to the Duck gone along with the “W” magnet on the back. Sad story :(

There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.

by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Feb 29, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

may i suggest a sticker instead of a magnet?

by echo31 on Feb 29, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Why yes

you may. I now have one. Just took me awhile to find it. I won’t order one online because that’s just dumb to pay shipping for a $10 sticker but I finally found one and put it under my Seahawks sticker. I don’t get very positive looks around here.

There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.

by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Feb 29, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

As well you shouldn’t.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Feb 29, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Man, that sucks that you’ll now have to sell your car. But still, hahahahaha!

I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD - @DanBeebe

by CaDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

all bow before your new overlord.......................

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?

My name is not Bryce.

I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.

by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

OT Timbers GA tix on sale today for all home games.

Picked up Vancouver and DC.

But selling very fast!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

OT

What the hell is Pintrest, and why is it not Twitter/Facebook/G+

Is it for hipsters? Women? What is the effing point?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

It's kind of odd. My wife is becoming enamored with it.

You “pin” things of interest up on your board (recipes, photos, what-have-you). Hence “pinterest.”

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

its a chick thing

i heard it brought up in a causal conversation last weekend. the machines are winning the war

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?

My name is not Bryce.

I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.

by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Another data gathering machine

It is indeed geared towards woman, who will sell their informational soul in order to click something pretty.

by DCDuck on Feb 29, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I have found Pinterest to be even better at understanding/spying on people than Facebook

You actually have to write something about how you feel/what you’re into on Facebook, whereas with Pinterest you just click on it. You can really learn a lot about someone by browsing their Pinterest.

Basic example: my buddy’s sister had a bunch of wedding stuff on her Pinterest. A few days later, there’s a bunch of baby stuff. A few days later we find out from her that she has “met someone” and is pregnant.

I have learned some really disturbing things about people from Pinterest.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Electronic hoarding

on display for all to see.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No need.

I’ll settle for you keeping your mitts of MAH Cheese Its!

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I thot you wrote cheese 'tits.' Yum!

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Feb 29, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Football update

USA 1 Italy 0 in the 65th minute (on ESPN and ESPN3)

International Friendly.

The United States has never beaten Italy. Ever. In any format (World Cup, Olympics, etc).

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

That’s impossible. There’s no free throws in football.

by INducktrination on Feb 29, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dempsey’s a stud!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Deuce.

Eventually people will realize he’s a better player than Donovan.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Admittedly, the gap isn't that wide, and they do different things for the national team.

But Dempsey is so much more versatile, a better finisher, more positionally aware, and well, just more likeable. (I still cheer for him, but Donovan seems like a douchebag to me.)

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well watching Dempsey play for Fulham he just seems like you said a more versatile player.

Playing in that attacking midfielder role is really difficult and he really has the knack of getting in right positions and linking play.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Whereas Donovan at Everton is more of a pacey winger, which he actually does very well. I just admire that creative midfield role a bit more, plus Dempsey is also a good striker when he plays more forward. And he mixes it up defensively, whereas Donovan often doesn’t track back to play defense. Also, if Donovan’s marked out of a game he can tend to give up on it, and I never see Dempsey do that.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Too right.

Granted, I always have a thing for the center midfielders. Love Scott Parker and Stevie G even though I’m an Arsenal and Man U supporter

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I MISS FABREGAS GODDAMNIT

/criesincorner
/wantsWilsherebacktoo

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of me is happy for him.

But the other part of me can’t stand to watch Barcelona (but…they’re…so…pretty…) any more because of that whole horrendous saga.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I will never be able to watch Barcelona unless I'm rooting against them.

Them beating Arsenal in the Champions League two years in a row then the United-Barcelona final last year has brought me to loathe them

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Massimo Busacca

He’s my Keyser Soze.

(I bet axemen has lost the train by now, so I think it’s working.)

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Drogba, Terry, Lampard

Which ought to tell you how Chelsea’s playing as they are all still on the team.

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm putting this next to Tako's accolades on my resume

“Knows just enough about soccer to understand a message board conversation between two Futbol-ers.”

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So what are your views on the relegation zone of the EPL table Axemen?

I think that Bolton are for sure heading for the drop but I’m not sure about the other two.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So it will be under the

‘Irrelevant Trivia About Me’ section of your resume then? Good idea.

MORE RESUME ADVICE FROM A SEASONED BUSINESS PROFESSIONAL:
-Put it on nice pink paper stock. If it’s scented it will also really stand out.
-Put a picture of yourself doing something you really love to do – like cheering stupidly at a football game maybe – in the corner. It will make it really eye-catching.
-Namedrop as much as possible on your resume. It’s super impressive!

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not ever doing the first one
Not sure if kidding or not on 2nd one
Pretty sure kidding on 3rd one.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don't we let other hiring managers weigh in on this

so it’s not only my advice you are considering.
Benzduck and others? Your thoughts on axe’s resume?

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

are we giving advice for entertainment value or hiring value?

because I’ve honestly seen all three (never scented, fortunately) come across my desk. I was entertained, but I didn’t hire any of them.

I’d swap the picture of football cheering for a ‘glamour shot’ – feather boa and all. I got this one last year. Boas aren’t prohibited by our dress code, but certainly not our normal business casual.

You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.

by scudderfan on Feb 29, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

are we giving advice for entertainment value or hiring value?

Um, you know you’re on ATQ, right?

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not posting my real resume on here if that's what you're inferring.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Axemen23 is the literal incarnation of...

the anti-joke chicken.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

How much of a resume can a college freshman have, anyway?

Demonstrate efficiency (not to mention your environmental friendliness) by putting it on the smallest possible paper format. Say, 5×7. I’m sure it will fit.

Regarding pictures: these can work if you are a hottie looking for a job under a middle-aged middle manager. This might be hard to pull off in your case.

I like the feather boa idea, though, so if there is room on that 5×7 resume for an image of you sporting one, go for it.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 29, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Great suggestions

He should also use the Comic Sans font (14pt type to take up more space). Very professional.

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Mar 1, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Comic Sans font really shows their fun personality. You know, the type everyone likes to work with!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Talking about how much you bench press and how many pullups you can do will also help.

by INducktrination on Feb 29, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And England loses to the Netherlands 3-2

Two goals in the last 4 minutes. One by England and the winner by Robben in the 92 minute.

If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the corner cursing Fabio Capello

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rooting for England? What treason is this!?!?!

On a totally unrelated note……penalty kick goals should not count as normal goals for stat tracking and record purposes. I mean, Donovan has the most international goals for the US…but how many of those were PKs? Does he still have the most goals if PKs are taken out of the equation for everyone? This seems like a purer way to track the stat.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Feb 29, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

See Autzen? I told you that you don’t say ‘bollocks’ and ‘wanker’ nearly enough. NEED MORE ENGLISH CURSES PLEASE.

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FAWL≠Gordon Ramsey.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Obligatory:

“Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes.”

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Mar 1, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You be fuckin' da dog! Iz heavenly abein' a Scot!

"It ain’t gonna be kumbaya and hug ya the first time I meet ya…If I see you everyday and understand what you’re about, then I’ll die for ya." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Mar 1, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of those things about soccer that is so hard to get used to

Stats are really few, and the ones we have don’t tell us a bunch. However, there are a lot of cool chalkboards and other toys (OptaStats, Four Four Two) that can tell the story of a game in a really cool way.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OT Serious question:

New NFL overtime rules (playoffs) state that a game is not ended on a field goal on the first possession, the opposing team has an opportunity to play offense now. However, If a TD is scored on the initial drive that DOES end the game sudden death style.

What about the 3rd possibility? Would a Safety on the first drive of OT result in a sudden death loss? Or would the victimized team have to punt the ball back to the other team to give them an offensive possession?

I think it would be hilarious to see a team lose by 2 early in OT where if they’d given up a FG instead they would have a chance!

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Feb 29, 2012 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

I believe it would, because the losing team would have had the ball on offense

It’d be the same as a fumble recovery or Int return for a touchdown.

I believe the main purpose of the rule is to ensure a team can’t win by a long field goal without the other team having an opportunity first to score.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 29, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Any score other than a FG on the first drive ends the game immediately. Period.

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Feb 29, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Does anyone else watch An Idiot Abroad? British show that is shown on the Science Channel here in the States. Absolutely hilarious.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

I watched last season

but they changed the name this season so my DVR didn’t pick it up and I didn’t notice until last night. I’m trying to catch up now.

Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt

by Pelhament on Feb 29, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m watching last Saturday’s episode right now. Karl goes for a drive across Route 66. I am laughing so hard.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

British Top Gear on BBC America is my favorite show.

If you like An Idiot Abroad I think you’ll enjoy Top Gear. And I just found out it’s on Netflix!

by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll check it out.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Instant play Netflix.

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have Netflix.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm…Amazon Prime?

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

BBCA runs TG marathons all the time.

I’m an addict.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, Top Gear is fantastic.

Just not the American “Top Gear”. That show is painfully uncomfortable to watch because the presenters don’t mesh well together, at all.

I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD - @DanBeebe

by CaDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't fit his head in frame?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
[Will Auction Off Sig To Highest Bidder]

by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Huge TG fan, and have to say the American isn't great but could be worse!

Loved where they raced a bunch of campers around a track, the aqua cars race in the channel, and the Supercars race through Europe.

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Real British TG via torrent >> BBCA TG

For BBCA, they edit out parts they think we won’t understand or care about, usually the News section, where they sit around on ugly Naugahyde green sofas around that coffee table made of an old short block and make fun of cars and people and each other, and is actually quite hilarious. Available at those places you aren’t supposed to be downloading stuff from, like thebox dot bz.

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched a couple of them yesterday

The one where they go caravaning was absolute gold. I cried laughing at the end.

by KitIsh on Mar 1, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

HIGH-larious.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It's great stuff.

Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.

by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I love idiot abroad

The first couple episode of the new season weren’t as good as last season, IMO. But the last couple have been hilarious.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Feb 29, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I nearly died when they showed Karl at that Mr. Leather party.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And the tongue wagging

as a wing walker. You just waiting for him to yell “you &&$&#$&*’s” and then it happens.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Feb 29, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

His facial expressions during the Cuddle Party leader’s speech before it started were priceless.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hair Helmet thinks LMJ did well at the combine.
Mel Kiper Jr. @MelKiperESPN Follow
Big winners from the Combine – LaMichael James, Stephen Hill, Cordy Glenn, Fletcher Cox, Dontari Poe, Luke Kuechly, Josh Robinson.

This guy’s tweet didn’t make sense until I clicked through and saw that he’s Chris Polk’s agent:

Steve Caric ‏ @Caricsportsmgt
@MelKiperESPN Chris Polk & Owusu big winners in Indy. Polk weighed in at 215 & ran 4.46. Owusu top 8 in every WR category with 4.36 40.
Polk of course actually ran 4.57 (minor detail), and at 215 pounds he reportedly wasn’t in very good shape – a doughy 215. LaMike of course beat Polk in every drill – running, jumping, agility – that they both participated in.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Feb 29, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

It still sounds to me that Eddie Pleasant had one of the best combines of anyone.

He was near the top of everything for safeties.

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by CaDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

wasnt Pleasant recruited as a RB for us? or was it just that he played there a lot in HS?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Feb 29, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fat and bald?

Man that’s just not nice.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And four fingered. Not nice at all.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Feb 29, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP

Davy Jones

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Feb 29, 2012 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

Oh no!

If you didn’t once have a crush on Davy Jones…well then you’ve never been a 12 year old girl. So sad.

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by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched a biography on him recently too, he looked good. Guess you never know about heart attacks.

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Feb 29, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

CHEEEEEEER UP SLEEEEEEEPY JEEEEEEEEEEANNNNEEEEEE

I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.

by benzduck on Feb 29, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh what can it mean?

ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL

by daisyduck on Mar 1, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

To a daydream believer

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 1, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And a

homecoming queeeeeeen!

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

by MCD Mom on Mar 2, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You think they'll bury him in a locker?

/toosoon?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

Never too soon for a reply fail, my good man.

I would have also accepted: “I loved him in those 21 Jump Street pirate movies.”

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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they really remake a shit TV show from the 80s into a shit film in 2012?

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Feb 29, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course they did.

The rub is that the film actually looks pretty funny (being as its a comedy with Jonah Hill and all).

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Feb 29, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for HRD

Do you know anything about the school’s in Hood River? If so, what’s your opinion?

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Feb 29, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I know some.

Like all Oregon public schools, they’re suffering from budget cuts upon budget cuts. But (probably) since it’s a small, largely liberal, and mostly affluent community, there is a lot of parent, family and local business involvement that helps in supporting the schools, sports, and other extracurricular activities. So they’ve got that going for them, which is nice. I believe HR Valley High has one of the highest graduation rates in the state.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Looking at a potential move and for some acreage

After researching HR property values, I can say I was a bit surprised at the price point. There’s always Parkdale I guess….

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Mar 1, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's frustrating.

I love it in town, but up the valley—Parkdale/Mt. Hood, Mosier, Odell are all plenty nice. They get a lot more snow. But they’re still really gorgeous (OMG GET IT) places, and socially speaking, Hood River County is all one big community. Plenty of folks who work at the hospital live in Parkdale and the surrounding towns. Very importantly, there is a great microbrew pub there (changing ownership atm, it used to be Elliott Glacier Pub).

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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Captain Obvious.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Mar 1, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

re the basball rainout yesterday

It was obvious that, as of 4pm or so, it was going to be a washout. However, the msg. on
the rainout ph. #, as late as 5:10, said the game was on. That’s when I checked goduck.com, which confirmed that it was cancelled. So if you’re coming from out of town, the info was unreliable. Just a heads up, check the website to be sure. Someone needs to contact them to change that msg…..ok, I will.

by ochocokid on Feb 29, 2012 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

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