Quack Fix: Ducks will fight for postseason against Colorado, SBNation launches YouTube channel
It's Wednesday, so you know what that means, you can go download last night's Tuesday Night Talk. Based on the poll that has popped up, sounds like it went off topic a bit, so definitely worth a listen.
And since it's a slow day for Quack, a little SBNation announcement. SBNation has launched a youtube channel, in a special partnership with Youtube, and will be producing a ton of great content. Dan Rubenstien (of the Solid Verbal) and Matt Ufford (of Warming Glow and Kissing Suzy Kolber) are just a couple of the big names that have joined the network specifically to create content for the channel. Here's a promo video from Matt and Dan, and here's one from Spencer Hall and Jason Kirk (who will be covering college football). I'm excited to see all the new videos. I've already subscribed, and you should too. Alright, let's get to the quack:
- We got another huge basketball game tomorrow night. The Ducks take on Colorado, for a battle for the top 4 in the conference. Whoever wins this game will almost definitely get a bye in the conference tournament. Not much to say about this one. After a tough loss in Boulder earlier this season, the Ducks know what they have to do.
- The Ducks have had a very successful season so far, and may get to see some individual awards coming to some very deserving players. But Bob Clark writes the Devoe Joseph, E.J. Singler, and Garrett Sim might split the votes of Pac-12 coaches.
- With 20 wins (and counting), in previous years one might assume that Oregon was a lock for the NCAA tournament. But with the Pac-12 struggling, the Ducks still have a lot to do. But Dana Altman doesn't think the Pac-12 is that down, and on his conference call yesterday, talked about how he thinks the league will grow.
- Speaking of Pac-12 basketball, when UCLA is down, the Pac-12 is down. Sports Illustrated has an article coming out today on what has brought the program down. Bruins Nation had an early look from the iPad app, and reacts to Ben Howland's mismanagement of the program. Update: [Here's the link to the full SI article, now online.]
- We'll have to wait one more day for the baseball home opener. The game last night was rained out, and has been rescheduled for May 23 at PK Park. Oregon's first home game will be Friday night against Long Beach State.
Help out your fellow addicts, and drop any other quack in the comments. GO DUCKS!
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Good Morning Rose Bowl Champions
The Legend
by KJ Brophy on Feb 29, 2012 6:52 AM PST reply actions 11 recs
Good morning,
and how nice that we get one extra day this year to say it!
By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!
by MCD Mom on Feb 29, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
My DVD of the game arrived yesterday
Awesomeness.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Lemme know what you think of the picture quality.
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
It's not so hot
It’s stereo, not 5.1 and the pic quality is decidedly not HD. It’s not horrible, but it’s not great and there’s a lot of pixellation.
Still, watching DAT’s runs again with all the commentary and everything was awesome. Got a little choked up when I saw LMJ’s first great run too.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Yeah
I’m disappointed with the quality, but this game way too momentous and precious to return the DVD. I’m glad you (or someone else) posted the reduced price on Amazon. I’d be pissed if I paid 5-10 dollars more.
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
No baseball tonight
The game was resceduled for may something and i may be wrong but i think leap year adds a day and doesnt leap 2 months
#88
by pipgras on Feb 29, 2012 8:16 AM PST via mobile reply actions
At least you scored some curmudgeon points.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Great read on BN and SI about the decline of UCLA basketball in the links above
While I don’t follow their coaching situation well enough to offer an opinion on Howland the article is quite thorough and damning. I’m sure the AD and President’s office is overwhelmed with concerned alumni and donors. It goes to show that no matter the heights your program once reached poor management and coaching can always bring a program down (looking at you ND).
It is an interesting world where young people have no reason to think that UCLA is good at basketball or ND has any football tradition.
Ha! That's totally the guy that complained of "physical" and "dirty" play in a post-game interview after a game at MKA last season.
Now we learn he allegedly bullied and beat the shit out of his own teammates? Perhaps he didn’t like when we fought back?
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
this is creaming for a photoshopped Dana Altman punch to the chin...
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
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by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 29, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
"creaming" ?
Is that a funny typo, or did you actually mean to write “creaming”?
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by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
screaming
Definitely screaming…the only thing I’m creaming for is moar DeAnthony Thomas 90-yard touchdownz
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
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by keeerrrttt1 on Feb 29, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I have a friend who knew UCLA's AD at his previous job
He describes him as a “nice guy who is in WAY over his head at UCLA.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It just seems odd...
When you watched Howland’s teams when he first got there, they were hard-nosed, defensive minded teams. He was running up and down the sideline with his hands in the air like a madman screaming at his team to play defense. And they seemed to match that intensity.
The last couple of years it just seems like they’ve been noticeably lazy. Prima Donnas can do that to your team, but I really thought Howland was a better coach than that and could get control of his team. But I guess not. It just seems so weird how fast they’ve fallen.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
If you read the article, it seems that the lack of control has nothing to do with his actual coaching ability, which must be fantastic. It has more to do with the attitude of the players he’s recruited, and his inability to manage them and teach them as young men, not just as basketball players.
Howland is the exact opposite type of coaching genius as Chip Kelly.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Matt and Dan are hilarious
So glad there is a SBNation youtube channel now
The All I Saw Was Green Blog, that's it I'm telling SBN legal
Cliff Harris kinda sucked at the combine
Looked slow, ran a 4.6 40 and didn’t do well in the drills (from Ted Miller)
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
Too much nacho cheese
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
After experiencing 118mph in a car,
Harris realized that running is kinda lame.
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by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
While this isn't going to help Cliff
I also don’t think it’s the end of the world. I mean, Javier Arenas ran a 4.6. Syd’Quan Thompson ran a 4.62. Obviously there are a million examples you can give of players who ran faster than that who were successful. But I’m not trying to prove a correlation. All I’m saying is that a 4.6 40-yd dash doesn’t mean certain doom.
The things I’ve noticed on his draft profiles on multiple sites have been things like fluidity of his hips, his ball skills, his instincts, etc. I personally think for Cliff it’s going to come down to the interviews and what they find in the background checks. If they talk to Chip and Chip says, “listen, he’s not that bad of a kid, I just had to kick him off the team because enough was enough. He was a good teammate and locker room guy. He accepted feedback and was coachable. I really do think he’s salvagable.” I think we’ll see him get drafted late. If they say that he’s an idiot and a ticking timebomb, he probably won’t.
It’s going to be REALLY hard for teams to pass on him late if they need a cover corner though. Think about this. Let’s say a team thinks there’s at least a chance that Cliff performs at the late-first round performance that he was being projected at the beginning of last season before his troubles. Jimmy Smith, the last CB taken in the first round last year, made $7.5M. The last pick of the first round made about $6.5M. So let’s split the difference and say a CB taken at the end of the first round is worth $7M.
Using a really basic ROI calculation, if a team pays $2.15M (6th round CB from last year) for a player that plays at the $7M level, they are getting a 225% return on their money. And in Cliff’s case, a team could bring him in for camp and cut him if they don’t like him. So they only have to pay the guaranteed portion, or $113,000. That’s a 6000%+ return on their initial investment.
Bottom line, I don’t think the numbers at the combine are going to end up being that big of a deal, for Cliff, LaMichael, or any of the others for that matter. But we’ll see.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Feb 29, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Alright
which one of you put a Uw sticker on my car this morning.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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by axemen23 on Feb 29, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Ouch.
That’s just mean.
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Me
sorry :)
Actually twice I’ve parked next to a Duck when going into the store, twice I came out to the Duck gone along with the “W” magnet on the back. Sad story :(
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Feb 29, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Why yes
you may. I now have one. Just took me awhile to find it. I won’t order one online because that’s just dumb to pay shipping for a $10 sticker but I finally found one and put it under my Seahawks sticker. I don’t get very positive looks around here.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Feb 29, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Man, that sucks that you’ll now have to sell your car. But still, hahahahaha!
I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD - @DanBeebe
all bow before your new overlord.......................
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 11:36 AM PST reply actions
OT Timbers GA tix on sale today for all home games.
Picked up Vancouver and DC.
But selling very fast!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
OT
What the hell is Pintrest, and why is it not Twitter/Facebook/G+
Is it for hipsters? Women? What is the effing point?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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I too would like this very OT (at least mine was sports related) question answered!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
It's kind of odd. My wife is becoming enamored with it.
You “pin” things of interest up on your board (recipes, photos, what-have-you). Hence “pinterest.”
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
its a chick thing
i heard it brought up in a causal conversation last weekend. the machines are winning the war
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
I want to pu my _____ in puddles' ______
And make him _______PLEASURE.
by Im Chris Hansen on Feb 29, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Another data gathering machine
It is indeed geared towards woman, who will sell their informational soul in order to click something pretty.
Thank god us men have somrthing serious to do like discussing 40 yard dashes in great detail!
#sellingoutthemanclan
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I have found Pinterest to be even better at understanding/spying on people than Facebook
You actually have to write something about how you feel/what you’re into on Facebook, whereas with Pinterest you just click on it. You can really learn a lot about someone by browsing their Pinterest.
Basic example: my buddy’s sister had a bunch of wedding stuff on her Pinterest. A few days later, there’s a bunch of baby stuff. A few days later we find out from her that she has “met someone” and is pregnant.
I have learned some really disturbing things about people from Pinterest.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Feb 29, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Electronic hoarding
on display for all to see.
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No need.
I’ll settle for you keeping your mitts of MAH Cheese Its!
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
I thot you wrote cheese 'tits.' Yum!
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Football update
USA 1 Italy 0 in the 65th minute (on ESPN and ESPN3)
International Friendly.
The United States has never beaten Italy. Ever. In any format (World Cup, Olympics, etc).
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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That’s impossible. There’s no free throws in football.
by INducktrination on Feb 29, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure he meant 2-0
International football has different rules, judging by the time (65th minute) they are obviously in Overtime. In international ball though it’s not sudden death, so even though the US scored a safety (It’s an easy mistake to think this is a 1 point play), Itally has ~10 minutes to score left in the Over Time Quarter.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Feb 29, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm a football (soccer) fan first, and normally hate people making fun of it.
But this made me laugh. Well done sir, well done indeed.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Deuce.
Eventually people will realize he’s a better player than Donovan.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
How people don't get this astounds me.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Admittedly, the gap isn't that wide, and they do different things for the national team.
But Dempsey is so much more versatile, a better finisher, more positionally aware, and well, just more likeable. (I still cheer for him, but Donovan seems like a douchebag to me.)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Well watching Dempsey play for Fulham he just seems like you said a more versatile player.
Playing in that attacking midfielder role is really difficult and he really has the knack of getting in right positions and linking play.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly
Whereas Donovan at Everton is more of a pacey winger, which he actually does very well. I just admire that creative midfield role a bit more, plus Dempsey is also a good striker when he plays more forward. And he mixes it up defensively, whereas Donovan often doesn’t track back to play defense. Also, if Donovan’s marked out of a game he can tend to give up on it, and I never see Dempsey do that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Too right.
Granted, I always have a thing for the center midfielders. Love Scott Parker and Stevie G even though I’m an Arsenal and Man U supporter
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
I MISS FABREGAS GODDAMNIT
/criesincorner
/wantsWilsherebacktoo
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
FABREGAS TORE MY HEART OUT AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.
I WOULD STILL FORGIVE HIM IF HE CAME BACK
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Part of me is happy for him.
But the other part of me can’t stand to watch Barcelona (but…they’re…so…pretty…) any more because of that whole horrendous saga.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
I will never be able to watch Barcelona unless I'm rooting against them.
Them beating Arsenal in the Champions League two years in a row then the United-Barcelona final last year has brought me to loathe them
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Massimo Busacca
He’s my Keyser Soze.
(I bet axemen has lost the train by now, so I think it’s working.)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
I miss Drogba, Terry, Lampard
Which ought to tell you how Chelsea’s playing as they are all still on the team.
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
I'm putting this next to Tako's accolades on my resume
“Knows just enough about soccer to understand a message board conversation between two Futbol-ers.”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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So what are your views on the relegation zone of the EPL table Axemen?
I think that Bolton are for sure heading for the drop but I’m not sure about the other two.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
So it will be under the
‘Irrelevant Trivia About Me’ section of your resume then? Good idea.
MORE RESUME ADVICE FROM A SEASONED BUSINESS PROFESSIONAL:
-Put it on nice pink paper stock. If it’s scented it will also really stand out.
-Put a picture of yourself doing something you really love to do – like cheering stupidly at a football game maybe – in the corner. It will make it really eye-catching.
-Namedrop as much as possible on your resume. It’s super impressive!
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Not ever doing the first one
Not sure if kidding or not on 2nd one
Pretty sure kidding on 3rd one.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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Why don't we let other hiring managers weigh in on this
so it’s not only my advice you are considering.
Benzduck and others? Your thoughts on axe’s resume?
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
are we giving advice for entertainment value or hiring value?
because I’ve honestly seen all three (never scented, fortunately) come across my desk. I was entertained, but I didn’t hire any of them.
I’d swap the picture of football cheering for a ‘glamour shot’ – feather boa and all. I got this one last year. Boas aren’t prohibited by our dress code, but certainly not our normal business casual.
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
I'm not posting my real resume on here if that's what you're inferring.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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Axemen23 is the literal incarnation of...
the anti-joke chicken.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
How much of a resume can a college freshman have, anyway?
Demonstrate efficiency (not to mention your environmental friendliness) by putting it on the smallest possible paper format. Say, 5×7. I’m sure it will fit.
Regarding pictures: these can work if you are a hottie looking for a job under a middle-aged middle manager. This might be hard to pull off in your case.
I like the feather boa idea, though, so if there is room on that 5×7 resume for an image of you sporting one, go for it.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
Great suggestions
He should also use the Comic Sans font (14pt type to take up more space). Very professional.
ATQ's #1 fan of WINNING THE ROSE BOWL
Talking about how much you bench press and how many pullups you can do will also help.
by INducktrination on Feb 29, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
And England loses to the Netherlands 3-2
Two goals in the last 4 minutes. One by England and the winner by Robben in the 92 minute.
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the corner cursing Fabio Capello
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Rooting for England? What treason is this!?!?!
On a totally unrelated note……penalty kick goals should not count as normal goals for stat tracking and record purposes. I mean, Donovan has the most international goals for the US…but how many of those were PKs? Does he still have the most goals if PKs are taken out of the equation for everyone? This seems like a purer way to track the stat.
I don't mean to impose...
Considering I am English
I don’t see this as treason
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Wait.....like "born in England, official citizen" English, or "had a family member come Stateside a few generations back" English?
This is important.
I don't mean to impose...
See Autzen? I told you that you don’t say ‘bollocks’ and ‘wanker’ nearly enough. NEED MORE ENGLISH CURSES PLEASE.
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by daisyduck on Feb 29, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FAWL≠Gordon Ramsey.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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So now I picture you with a monocle and crooked teeth.
Things like that.
by qrsouther on Feb 29, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Obligatory:
“Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes.”
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Mar 1, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
IT'S SHITE BEIN' SCOTTISH
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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You be fuckin' da dog! Iz heavenly abein' a Scot!
"It ain’t gonna be kumbaya and hug ya the first time I meet ya…If I see you everyday and understand what you’re about, then I’ll die for ya." CHIP KELLY
This is one of those things about soccer that is so hard to get used to
Stats are really few, and the ones we have don’t tell us a bunch. However, there are a lot of cool chalkboards and other toys (OptaStats, Four Four Two) that can tell the story of a game in a really cool way.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
OT Serious question:
New NFL overtime rules (playoffs) state that a game is not ended on a field goal on the first possession, the opposing team has an opportunity to play offense now. However, If a TD is scored on the initial drive that DOES end the game sudden death style.
What about the 3rd possibility? Would a Safety on the first drive of OT result in a sudden death loss? Or would the victimized team have to punt the ball back to the other team to give them an offensive possession?
I think it would be hilarious to see a team lose by 2 early in OT where if they’d given up a FG instead they would have a chance!
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
I believe it would, because the losing team would have had the ball on offense
It’d be the same as a fumble recovery or Int return for a touchdown.
I believe the main purpose of the rule is to ensure a team can’t win by a long field goal without the other team having an opportunity first to score.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Feb 29, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
OT
Does anyone else watch An Idiot Abroad? British show that is shown on the Science Channel here in the States. Absolutely hilarious.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions
I watched last season
but they changed the name this season so my DVR didn’t pick it up and I didn’t notice until last night. I’m trying to catch up now.
Dammit! I can't find my driving moccasins! - Schmidt
I’m watching last Saturday’s episode right now. Karl goes for a drive across Route 66. I am laughing so hard.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
British Top Gear on BBC America is my favorite show.
If you like An Idiot Abroad I think you’ll enjoy Top Gear. And I just found out it’s on Netflix!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll check it out.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t have Netflix.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
BBCA runs TG marathons all the time.
I’m an addict.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
I agree, Top Gear is fantastic.
Just not the American “Top Gear”. That show is painfully uncomfortable to watch because the presenters don’t mesh well together, at all.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD - @DanBeebe
I have never watched the American Top Gear
And never plan on watching it. There’s a reason Leno turned it down
by FromAutzenWithLove on Feb 29, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
Couldn't fit his head in frame?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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Huge TG fan, and have to say the American isn't great but could be worse!
Loved where they raced a bunch of campers around a track, the aqua cars race in the channel, and the Supercars race through Europe.
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Real British TG via torrent >> BBCA TG
For BBCA, they edit out parts they think we won’t understand or care about, usually the News section, where they sit around on ugly Naugahyde green sofas around that coffee table made of an old short block and make fun of cars and people and each other, and is actually quite hilarious. Available at those places you aren’t supposed to be downloading stuff from, like thebox dot bz.
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
I watched a couple of them yesterday
The one where they go caravaning was absolute gold. I cried laughing at the end.
Oh yeah.
HIGH-larious.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Feb 29, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
It's great stuff.
Go ahead and run around with your off-season rumors. I'll be at the corner of Wait and 'C'.
by DuckUntilDeath on Feb 29, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
I love idiot abroad
The first couple episode of the new season weren’t as good as last season, IMO. But the last couple have been hilarious.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I nearly died when they showed Karl at that Mr. Leather party.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
And the tongue wagging
as a wing walker. You just waiting for him to yell “you &&$&#$&*’s” and then it happens.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
His facial expressions during the Cuddle Party leader’s speech before it started were priceless.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Feb 29, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
Hair Helmet thinks LMJ did well at the combine.
Mel Kiper Jr. @MelKiperESPN Follow
Big winners from the Combine – LaMichael James, Stephen Hill, Cordy Glenn, Fletcher Cox, Dontari Poe, Luke Kuechly, Josh Robinson.
This guy’s tweet didn’t make sense until I clicked through and saw that he’s Chris Polk’s agent:
Steve Caric @CaricsportsmgtPolk of course actually ran 4.57 (minor detail), and at 215 pounds he reportedly wasn’t in very good shape – a doughy 215. LaMike of course beat Polk in every drill – running, jumping, agility – that they both participated in.
@MelKiperESPN Chris Polk & Owusu big winners in Indy. Polk weighed in at 215 & ran 4.46. Owusu top 8 in every WR category with 4.36 40.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
It still sounds to me that Eddie Pleasant had one of the best combines of anyone.
He was near the top of everything for safeties.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD - @DanBeebe
Fat and bald?
Man that’s just not nice.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Now you are calling them either Sirens, a Cyclops, or Posieden.
Next thing you know, it’ll be Cerberus.
I don't mean to impose...
He called their mom a Medusa. Oh, snap!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Oh no!
If you didn’t once have a crush on Davy Jones…well then you’ve never been a 12 year old girl. So sad.
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CHEEEEEEER UP SLEEEEEEEPY JEEEEEEEEEEANNNNEEEEEE
I've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to my life.
You think they'll bury him in a locker?
/toosoon?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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Never too soon for a reply fail, my good man.
I would have also accepted: “I loved him in those 21 Jump Street pirate movies.”
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by HoodRiverDuck on Feb 29, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Did they really remake a shit TV show from the 80s into a shit film in 2012?
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
Of course they did.
The rub is that the film actually looks pretty funny (being as its a comedy with Jonah Hill and all).
My parents believed in me.
Question for HRD
Do you know anything about the school’s in Hood River? If so, what’s your opinion?
My parents believed in me.
I know some.
Like all Oregon public schools, they’re suffering from budget cuts upon budget cuts. But (probably) since it’s a small, largely liberal, and mostly affluent community, there is a lot of parent, family and local business involvement that helps in supporting the schools, sports, and other extracurricular activities. So they’ve got that going for them, which is nice. I believe HR Valley High has one of the highest graduation rates in the state.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
Looking at a potential move and for some acreage
After researching HR property values, I can say I was a bit surprised at the price point. There’s always Parkdale I guess….
My parents believed in me.
Yeah, it's frustrating.
I love it in town, but up the valley—Parkdale/Mt. Hood, Mosier, Odell are all plenty nice. They get a lot more snow. But they’re still really gorgeous (OMG GET IT) places, and socially speaking, Hood River County is all one big community. Plenty of folks who work at the hospital live in Parkdale and the surrounding towns. Very importantly, there is a great microbrew pub there (changing ownership atm, it used to be Elliott Glacier Pub).
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by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Captain Obvious.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Mar 1, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
re the basball rainout yesterday
It was obvious that, as of 4pm or so, it was going to be a washout. However, the msg. on
the rainout ph. #, as late as 5:10, said the game was on. That’s when I checked goduck.com, which confirmed that it was cancelled. So if you’re coming from out of town, the info was unreliable. Just a heads up, check the website to be sure. Someone needs to contact them to change that msg…..ok, I will.























