Dear Ducks,

It's been a while since we last talked. To be honest we're still a little upset about that Rose Bowl thing. Seriously, how are you guys that fast? What was Bielema smoking? Are you sure you don't want to let us throw the ball into the endzone one more time? Didn't think so. We had to ask. How about this?

How do we put this?...We kind of like you. Don't get us wrong, we hate you and everything you stand for. With your flashy uniforms and your flashy playing style. But we actually like you.

We have a lot in common and we think we should be rivals. It's a match made in heaven. You are sponsored by Nike. We are sponsored by Adidas. Your style is "sexy." Our style is "conservative." We both love our schools and are not shy about it. We know how much you love your ducks. We do OUR little dance. We had some fun that one time. What we are trying to say is...we were wondering if...if you wanted to be rivals? Our Conferences are rivals but there is no rivalry between any two programs. Lets be the first.

We know a little about you. We know your thing is being loud at the games and it never rains in Autzen. If we are going to do this there are some things you need to know about us. We like to sing...a lot. We are a little misunderstood. Some say we are mean, we're not. We just really like to swear, we promise it has nothing to do with you. And we like to party! So what do you ya say? Want to start a friendly rivalry?

See you next Rose Bowl

Badgers