It's possible that the Seattle/Eugene rivalry is no longer fun for both sides, so it's up to us to have enough fun for both fanbases. Duck fans: Fire up this song, change the lyrics to something more seasonally appropriate (see below), and let it be the soundtrack to your week.

Disclosure: Yes, I did like this exact same thing two years ago, and I like barely updated it for this year. I'VE BEEN BUSY SHUT UP.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the Huskies in Autzen and Ifo to stop them
And Ninkasi beer
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
When Keith Price takes a sack that lays him on his back
And he coughs up the ball
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be tailgates for eating
And Huskies for beating
And Oregon touchdowns galore
There'll be Harrington stories
And tales of the glories
Of how Kenny Wheaton did score

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With their newly-found ranking and subsequent spanking
Of Sarkisian's rear
It's the most wonderful time of the year

We'll see Kenjon and Marcus
And Thomas embark us
On several trips to the end zone
We'll see Jordan and Clay
And T-Mitch who just may
Find a way to score six of their own

It's the most wonderful time of the year
When Chip Kelly makes play calls that show off his big balls
Wilcox sheds a tear
It's the most wonderful time
Yes, the most wonderful time
Oh, the most wonderful time
Of the year!