Let's face it, an anteater is probably the silliest mascot in sports. They do eat ants, which is a valuable service to those of us who are too lazy to wipe off the goddamn countertops every once in a while. Am I at 75 words yet? No? Tonight's Ducks mens basketball game is on Pac-12 Networks at 7:30, which is like ten minutes ago, you horrible, horrible mods. OK, let's go make some dick jokes.