Oregon Christmas Gifts For The Belated Holiday Shopper

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Merry Christmas, ATQ.

First off, we at ATQ want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. Thanks for making us a (hopefully) small part of your holiday.

Here at ATQ, we believe in providing service to our readers. We understand that sometimes you don't see a loved one on Christmas day, and that this can cause an understandable delay in the Christmas shopping process. Never fear, for ATQ has scoped out the best deals on eBay for the Oregon fan in your life:

Oregon Ducks Jet Ski Figurine -- $14.99

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You don't have to be beach bound to enjoy your school's Spring Break when you decorate with this resin figurine.

Features printed logos and painted details.

Approximately 5""x 3.5""x 3.5""

JET SKI FIGURE

GREAT GIFT

DESK FIGURINE

FIVE INCHES WIDE, RIDING THE WAVES

GREAT GIFT

Perfect Gifts for Graduation, Birthday, Christmas....Fan, Boss, Baby or Alumnus!

RETIRED-NO LONGER MADE

Yup, a perfect gift for a baby. Baby will enjoy this very much. Why does this exist?

Oregon Ducks NCAA Minnow Fishing Lure -- $7.75

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We can license anything, and somebody out there will buy it.

Oregon Ducks Football Decal 2011 BCS Bowl Tostitos National Championship Sticker -- $3.99

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Nothing tells someone you care more than a cheap sticker reminding them of one of the most painful moments of their lives.

Oregon Ducks Nike Football Jersey #24 Kenjon Barner Carolina Panthers -- $85.99

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THIS LOOKS TOTALLY LEGIT GUYS.

OREGON DUCKS BASKETBALL KAMYRON BROWN AUTOGRAPHED SIGNED 8X10 PHOTO -- $5.00

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What a steal! He's going to be fantastic for us! Snatch this up now before demand shoots through the roof!

2004 NCAA Football Program Oregon Ducks v. Indiana Hoosiers Jared Siegel Cover -- $5.00

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Greetings, new Oregon fan. You think losing to Arizona is painful? Let me slap this game upside your head four or five times.

MICHAEL DUNIGAN MCDONALD'S ROOKIE CARD ALL-AMERICAN OREGON DUCKS LOT OF 5 -- $4.99

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JASON FIFE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AUTHENTIC GAME / PRACTICE JERSEY 2007 OREGON DUCKS -- $25.00

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We've reached the point where something is so bad that it becomes awesome. Merry Christmas, everyone.


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