It's easy grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in his seat.

Onto the Quack:

• The baseball team continued its winning ways, earning a 3-1 victory over the Portland Pilots behind the pitching of Christian Jones and Jeff Gold. The win vaults the Ducks to 6-1 on the season, as they travel to Cal State-Fullerton for a weekend series.
• Dominic Artis should return to the floor for the Oregon basketball team on Thursday against the Beavers. Meanwhile, that game marks senior night for E.J. Singler, Arsalan Kazemi, Tony Woods, and Carlos Emory.
• Joe Lunardi's current bracketology pits Oregon as a 7-seed going against 10-seed Creighton in Kansas City.
• After an impressive combine showing, many mock drafts have Dion Jordan going to the Eagles at No. 4.