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A Wolf's Guide to Watching Oregon Football

We’ve all been through many Oregon game days. Those game days involve a wide range of emotions, even when the outcome shouldn’t be in doubt. In light of ATQ’s fundraiser on behalf of my son, Wyatt ("Wolf"), I thought I would take you through a game day from his perspective. Enjoy!

It’s game day! Oh man, I’ve been waiting for this all week! Gonna eat some O-shaped pancakes, watch a few cartoons, then watch the game! So exciting! Go Ducks!

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Hey Daddy, who are we playing today? Is it Stanford? I don’t know any bad words yet, but I know how I feel about them.

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Is it the fuskies? Hahahahaha, this is how they play football!

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The game’s about to start. I know the Ducks are really good, but I'm still kinda scared…

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Here comes the kickoff. Look at DAT go! Touchdown!

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Alright, here comes our defense. Look Daddy! We tackled that guy! Wait, did the man in the stripey shirt and the glasses just throw a yellow thing at us? Wut.

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Yay, we have the ball back! That number 8 sure throws…what did you say, Daddy? A "pretty ball"? It’s not pretty. It’s handsome! Look! We got another touchdown!

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Ohhh. The other team scored. Yucky!

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Halftime. I’m hungry. Should I grab some graham crackers? I’m thirsty, too. Daddy, can I have some of your drink? What is Toe-Tall Momination? Is that like a drink for Mommy?

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Daddy, who are those girls? Do they like to dance? Okay, I’ll go give Mommy a kiss.

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Daddy, what does "field goal" mean? Why did you drink the rest of your drink? Is this man going to kick the ball? I have a bad feeling about this…

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The ball went through the yellow things! Yay!

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The game is almost done! We just need to tackle that guy one more time…we did it! Ducks win! Go Ducks!

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I just want to say thanks again to everyone at ATQ who has worked hard and/or donated money this cause. Bless you all! A round of applause for ATQ!

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Don’t forget to go bid on some great items! Go Ducks!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.

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