That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty. Two minutes for slashing... two minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.
Onto the Quack:
- SB Nation released their preseason All-American team, as voted on by the SBN college football bloggers. Two Ducks make the cut.
- E.J. Singler participated in a pre-draft workout for the Portland Trail Blazers.
- Adam Jude says don't count out Dennis Dixon in the Eagles' QB battle.
- Two Ducks have made the Sporting News' top-25 players list.