Colt Lyerla - WWE Style Promo

Jonathan Ferrey

This week, we had a contest to give away tickets to the WWE Live! show in Portland on August 16th. We got a number of great responses where Addicted to Quack readers cut promos as their favorite Oregon Ducks player. Here is one of the winning promos from KJ Brophy.

Note: I did add some punctuation to make it a bit more readable. Although many promos might be run on sentences, hopefully I still captured the spirit KJ was going for.

Announcer: I'd like to welcome at this time, Oregon Ducks tight-end Colt Lyerla. Colt?

Colt: Something caught my attention... Stanford huddled together like it was a cold stormy night & they threw out a challenge because that was the only way to save face. That was the only way to avoid becoming completely exposed as the punks that they are. They'll show up & they'll put on their sympathetic faces & put on a great performance so they can at least say that they tried. I saw right through that because I can smell BS from a mile away & I think you're full of it & I just want to know if I'm right. I wanna see which you guys are really made of I am willing to bet anything the 1st time you get hit... I mean really, REALLY hit you're going to fold. you're going to cover up, shrink & crumble. I just know it. I just know you guys are going to fold.

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WWE LIVE
PORTLAND, OR
FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 AT 7:30PM

Portland, OR - One of the most exciting shows in sports entertainment returns to Portland with WWE LIVE, Friday, August 16 at the Rose Garden. This will be your chance to see your favorite WWE Superstars live in action!

Tickets are available at www.rosequarter.com, Charge by phone 1-877-789-7673, all participating Safeway/Ticketmaster outlets or at the Rose Quarter Box Office. WWE offers the best value in entertainment, with tickets starting at $15. Tickets to WWE LIVE at the Rose Garden are on-sale now. Tickets are available at www.rosequarter.com, Charge by phone 1-877-789-7673, all participating Safeway/Ticketmaster outlets or at the Rose Quarter Box Office.

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