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From Autzen's Weekly Strictly Off-Topic Article: Overrated, Underrated and KEG STICKERS

Welcome all to the new weekly series I'm going to be writing, where I revive the famed KEG STICKER originally made famous by one Matt Takimoto. This is going to be accompanied by whatever I feel like writing, so get ready for a good time. This week, I revisit the format of an old Tako Tuesday.

JJ ABRAMS

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Director of the new Star Trek movies, Abrams also has the dubious honor of directing the upcoming Star Wars reboot. Notable director of Lost and also directed Mission Impossible III. Uncannily handsome for someone constantly behind a camera. Would be overrated if not for the TV Series Fringe and the Steven Spielberg-esque Super 8. Rating: UNDERRATED (but don't screw up Star Wars)

TOM RINALDI

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Look at that gif. Just look at it. Tom Rinaldi is famous for his post-game interviews in tennis and golf, as well for being a story contributor to ESPN. However, his story contributions are limited to the dramatized disaster ones. Look at any story with the sad music intro and the voice over, and it's usually by Tom Rinaldi. Rating: OVERRATED

SUBMARINE

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This is about the movie Submarine, directed by Richard Ayoade (who is also UNDERRATED) although it can include the naval vessel and the sandwich. RATING: UNDERRATED


Here are some lists

OVERRATED:

  • Spaghetti
  • Mumford and Sons' entire catalogue
  • Texas A&M
  • Eminem
  • Philip Rivers (I say this as a Chargers fan)
  • Mars
  • ESPN's SportsCenter
  • Steve Miller Band
  • Marcus Mariota's Completion Percentage
  • Matt Daddy's 13 year old girl jokes
  • Country & Western music
  • AJ McCarron
  • Muscle Cars
  • Skymall
  • Matt Dillon
  • Alabama's Offensive Line
  • Mark May
  • The letter 'Y'
  • and Jeff Dunham

UNDERRATED:

  • Jay Baruschel
  • Arctic Monkeys
  • My witty humour
  • Matt Takimoto
  • Gary Campbell
  • The IT Crowd
  • Marky Mark's hit single "Good Vibrations"
  • Cricket
  • Bill Musgrave
  • Gary Clark, Jr.
  • Bralon Addison
  • Rennie's Landing's Tap selection
  • Community
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Mesüt Özil
  • and as always, bacon

KEG STICKERS

As this is the first week of keg stickers for the season there are going to be many handed out to start off. First, a keg sticker each to daisyduck, Bill Musgrave and HoodRiverDuck for rewriting the lyrics to Steve Miller Band's the joker in a gamethread to a Eurovamp related epic. A keg sticker goes to Gorbachav5 for the Cal faking injuries zinger of the week. A keg sticker to M. Fletcher for the "EXTREME PANIC!" fanpost, and a keg sticker to Takimoto for his Tako Tuesday article in the same vein. Also one for Mr. Piper because he is the Godfather.

MINUS ONE KEG STICKER FROM MATT DADDY FOR CALLING ME A GIRL.

Standings

daisyduck: 1

Bill Musgrave: 1

HoodRiverDuck: 1

M. Fletcher: 1

Takimoto: 1

David Piper: 1

Matt Daddy: -1

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