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All Time Oregon Football Uniform Bracket (ATOFUB) WTF REGIONAL, Game 1

Disclaimer: This is intended to be the most scientifically rigorous endeavor ever undertaken in the history of Uniformology. The choices you make will be set down for eternity, and anonymous they may be, but be warned--you're still voting right there in front of God and everyone. And I don't care what God or gods ye pagans may follow; there is to be no lying, no cheating, and only the lesser forms of gambling are allowed.

WTF REGIONAL, Game 1: (1) 2010 Blackout vs. (16) 2014 Kill It With Fire

(1) 2010 Blackout

2010 Blackout

(Thomas Boyd/The Oregonian)

Time: November 6, 2010.

Result: Oregon 53, Washington 16.

Laundry: This is what all-black is supposed to look like. The most underrated (YEAH I SAID IT) Oregon QB of all time rocking the O, the shadowed wings, and even the feathered undershirt en route to our Ducks whacking the crap out of UW for what was merely the seventh time in a row. If that horrendous NFL team hadn't sullied the work and good name of Edgar Allen Poe (OK, maybe him being a gutter drunk sullied those things a bit already), I'd totally be calling this the Raven look.

VERSUS

(16) 2014 Kill It With Fire

2013 Kill It With Fire

(Scott Olmos/USA TODAY)

Time: 2014 Spring Game

Result: Jake Rodriguez had enough of being dressed up like this and transferred to San Diego State.

Laundry: If your goal is to have your QB NOT GET HIT during practice or the spring game, why in the hell would you trot him out there in this abomination? Ah, the WTF Regional, where I get to take huge liberties with calling something an Oregon football uniform. Really though, red shirt, yellow/black wings, yellow/chrome helmet? I can't imagine something I'd more want to tackle, commit several personal fouls upon, and then taunt the opposing sideline with. Jake, I just wanted to rip it off! You look like a freaking clown out there!

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