When he isn't analogizing Oregon football players to robots, sea creatures, and natural disasters, Matt Takimoto teaches elementary and middle school music. He started reading Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" in 2003, but can't seem to find the time to finish it, choosing instead to read "The Phantom Tollbooth" over and over again. He likes Irish whisky and sushi, hates wet socks and high places, and still can't understand why Ben Savage hasn't parlayed "Boy Meets World" into a Ryan Gosling-esque movie career.
Takimoto looks around the world of Duck sports, with track winning championships, softball grabbing national tournament seeds, and baseball prepping for a date with the rival Beavers.
Baseball? Good. Softball? Good. Track? Good. All that and more!
In an futile attempt to cheer himself up from Monday night's Warriors chokejob, Tako finds anagrams of Oregon football players, and draws them. Poorly.
Jason Collins took a major step forward towards gay acceptance in men's pro sports. But why should an athlete's sexuality even matter in the first place?
Oregon baseball gets a Pac-12 road sweep for the first time since the program came back, and softball sweeps Arizona for the first time ever. I'd call that a successful weekend, and that isn't even counting the no-hitter and the perfect game.
Tako opens up the floor for the ATQ commenters to give their favorite bands today, and the classic artists that just never grabbed them.
Former Oregon RB De'Anthony Thomas has accepted a position on Coach Mike D'Antoni's staff for the remainder of the regular season.
In a stunning turn, Chip Kelly abruptly resigns from the Philadelphia Eagles and returns to the Oregon Ducks. But what does this mean for the Oregon program?
With all apologies to Ted Geisel and his estate, Tako takes a crack at a Seussian-style look at Oregon basketball.
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