I've only got two things to say to you:
1. We've never had a basketball team go 0-18.
2. We've never had a player steal a gay sheep.
Nothing you can say can top those. Not even the Whizzenator. Consider yourselves owned.
PS: I want to make it very clear that regardless of what happens here, it is never okay to troll BTD or any other team's board. Doing so will be met with swift and unmerciful punishment.