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An Open Letter to the Juju

Dearest Juju,

Thank you again for blessing our team this season.  We know that, while you control the college football universe, you are ambivalent to the world outside of it, and therefore never cause injuries to players to further your aims.  We thank you for this wisdom, Juju.

However, there is a mysterious force at work, one who thinks his power rivals yours.  And he causes catastrophic injuries to players just for fun.  To make matters worse, some are confusing you for this mysterious force, and blame you for these injuries.

I ask you Juju, confront this mysterious force.  Show him that his power pales in comparison to your own.  Do what you want to alter on field results, but show the other forces that knees need to stay intact.

Humbly yours,