The staff here at ATQ was generous enough to bring me aboard as a writer, and I am very excited to be a part of the squad. I reviewed the variety of content ATQ already publishes and considered the ways I could contribute: Snarky humor? X's and O's analysis? John Canzano fan newsletter? Lane Kiffin jokes? In doing so, I realized that the degenerate gambler demographic is not receiving the attention it deserves. And that's where I come in!
Now (*disclaimer!*) these picks are all, of course, For Entertainment Purposes Only (tm). (I'm looking in your general direction, Gamblers Anonymous member Brent M. No, that's too obvious. We'll call him B. Musburger.) But if people DO want to make it interesting, I am told by some that there is an app for that.
--> Washington @ UCLA (-2.5) (3-Stache Pick)
However, I equally dislike Cal. They've got next to no momentum, next to no defense, and are coached by a grown man named "Sonny."
Potential Bowl Opponents:
(i) Is Nebraska the worst 2-loss AQ team? (Big competition being Duke and Cincinnati.)
(ii) Should 1-loss Michigan State and their mutant defense be up in the top 10 with Auburn, Clemson, and A&M?
--> Oklahoma State @ Texas (+3) (2-Stache Pick)
I'm having trouble believing Ohio State can stay hungry and keep beating the socks off crappy B1G opponents. However, they are fresh off of a 63-14 win over Penn State and a 56-0 blanking at Purdue. So, there's that. Doesn't a real boring 48-14 win sound about right here? Anyone? Bueller?