Quack Fix: Washing Your Car With the Gas Station Squeegee

Late Fix today, so we take to the Twitters for our Duck goings-on!

LSU-Bama, Oregon-Stanford, Oklahoma-Baylor -- @SBN_BillC on how THIS is the weekend we've been waiting for: http://t.co/uA3Qt6mmOs

— SB Nation (@sbnation) November 5, 2013

"I feel like, this team, we should at least put up 40." -- Oregon RB De'Anthony Thomas http://t.co/slrNokU8Hl #UOvsSTAN

— ESPN CollegeFootball (@ESPNCFB) November 5, 2013

From the must-be-a-big-game department, ESPN going with dueling sideline reporters in @HeatherESPN & @samsteeleponder for #UOvsSTAN

— Andy McNamara (@McNamaraUO) November 5, 2013

WE COMING FOR THAT NUMBER 1 SPOT

— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@EATBLACKMOMBA6) November 5, 2013

College GameDay is making a special trip to Stanford to cover the showdown between the Cardinal and Ducks http://t.co/yh4X2D67OE

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) November 5, 2013

Is it bad that I used the window scrub at the gas station to wash my car? The people face was priceless I think some 1 recorded me but idc

— LaMichael James (@LaMichaelJames) November 4, 2013

#SuperSleepiota 😂😂😂😴😴😴 pic.twitter.com/Aujc5ZNDzP

— Andre Yruretagoyena (@BigAndreAZDK) November 5, 2013

Stanford coach David Shaw says his team can't duplicate Marcus Mariota in practice: http://t.co/L1h9L14brw

— Ken Goe (@KenGoe) November 5, 2013

I am looking forward to Mark Emmert docking the Dolphins 15 scholarships a year, though.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 4, 2013

Saying "we want Bama" is like saying we want Ohio State in 2020, it's irrelevant. One week at a time. Throw those awful shirts away.

— Andre Yruretagoyena (@BigAndreAZDK) November 4, 2013

Is Marcus Mariota's Heisman advantage too much for Jameis Winston to overcome? @andyhutchins: http://t.co/oBrK04VUmz

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) November 5, 2013

And as always, sharing is caring!