Quack Fix: What a Great Run it Was

This was never going to be an easy piece for me to write, but I knew someday I was going to have to do it. I have greatly enjoyed the privilege, responsibility, and benefits that have been afforded me as an editor and author on this site. Unfortunately, like the Ducks run in the NCAA tournament, all great things have to come to an end, and I will effective immediately be stepping down as a contributor at Addicted to Quack.

Through the advice I have received from SBN Legal, I am not at liberty to discuss the reasons for my departure, but I want everyone that has been a part of this great community to know how much they mean to me. I apologize to all of those that I may have hurt with ideas of turning blog comments green, with the pictures of Dixon writhing on the ground in pain that I have posted over the years, and with suggestions that [COMMENT REDACTED: SBN LEGAL].

For the rest of you, I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. So with that I bid adieu, I officially change my username to CV3000 Daddy and I only have one last thing to say to Tako. You are [COMMENT REDACTED: SBN LEGAL].

Onto the Quack:

• Unless you're living under a rock you've already heard that Chip Kelly is headed back to Eugene. This story broke last last evening by our very own Matt Takimoto. I for one completely disagree with his analysis about the long term ramifications of this move by Kelly and Mullens and welcome CK back with open arms. Plus, it means I get to say, "I told you so" again to all those that thought Kelly was going to coach in the NFL this year.
• In another stunning turn of events, it appears all the worries that people had regarding the NCAA sanctions were unfounded. Like always, it's probably not a good time to be a Texas fan.
• Here is your other Duck News and Notes: Are you ready for some football? Brooms, brooms and more brooms. Yes please.

Enjoy your day here at ATQ and remember to never take life or what is written on the interwebs too seriously.