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Marcus Mariota - WWE Style Promo

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This week, we had a contest to give away tickets to the WWE Live! show in Portland on August 16th. We got a number of great responses where Addicted to Quack readers cut promos as their favorite Oregon Ducks player. Here is one of the winning promos from pauleywalnuts.

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Announcer: I'd like to welcome at this time, Oregon Ducks quarterback Marcus Mariota. Marcus?

Marcus: A lot of you out there are asking yourself who Marcus Mariota is... well let me tell you. I'm from the great state of Hawaii. While you mainlanders were enamored with Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel, I soaked up the sun in Honolulu. I ate pineapple and the freshest seafood. I flew under the radar.. and now, now is the time for me to take my place. My throne, as the new King of the NCAA. While Johnny Football gets booted out of frat parties and gets paid for signing autographs, I'm in the film room, watching, waiting, planning when I'll make my move. Soon the world will see, the Flyin' Hawaiian is more than just a "humble Heisman candidate", he's the outrageously talented force that will bring glory to the state of Oregon. I'm here to restore honor to college athletics. I'm here to how you the evolution of the quarterback.

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WWE LIVE
PORTLAND, OR
FRIDAY, AUGUST 16 AT 7:30PM

Portland, OR - One of the most exciting shows in sports entertainment returns to Portland with WWE LIVE, Friday, August 16 at the Rose Garden. This will be your chance to see your favorite WWE Superstars live in action!

Tickets are available at www.rosequarter.com, Charge by phone 1-877-789-7673, all participating Safeway/Ticketmaster outlets or at the Rose Quarter Box Office. WWE offers the best value in entertainment, with tickets starting at $15. Tickets to WWE LIVE at the Rose Garden are on-sale now. Tickets are available at www.rosequarter.com, Charge by phone 1-877-789-7673, all participating Safeway/Ticketmaster outlets or at the Rose Quarter Box Office.