Note: I did add some punctuation to make it a bit more readable. Although many promos might be run on sentences, hopefully I still captured the spirit KJ was going for.
Colt: Something caught my attention... Stanford huddled together like it was a cold stormy night & they threw out a challenge because that was the only way to save face. That was the only way to avoid becoming completely exposed as the punks that they are. They'll show up & they'll put on their sympathetic faces & put on a great performance so they can at least say that they tried. I saw right through that because I can smell BS from a mile away & I think you're full of it & I just want to know if I'm right. I wanna see which you guys are really made of I am willing to bet anything the 1st time you get hit... I mean really, REALLY hit you're going to fold. you're going to cover up, shrink & crumble. I just know it. I just know you guys are going to fold.
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